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foy
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>>67691889
rude.
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why are the yanks that post here so much better than the yanks from the rest of the board?
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permanently moving to /bleep/

bye
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How often do girls approach guys?
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what do you call this?
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russian gf pls
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>>67691918
British influence
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>>67691938
ballsack bag
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>>67691938
VR headset
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>>67691938
a todger protector
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>>67691938
a sign that says "I'm a huge fucking faggot please shoot me"
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>>67691834
Konnie Huq is a nice girl, Rorke
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got chicken hills just then, guess someone walked over my grave
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>>67691938
vagina pack
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British Rail Class 800?

They could probably run it on HS2
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just found some random packet of weed in my room

absolutely no idea where it came from desu

it is a gift from the drug gods
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Anyone else ever pretend to be gay?
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>>67691920
Is /bleep/ an honourary /brit/?
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>>67691938
Willy wallet

Penis purse
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>>67691962
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>>67691937
occasionally if you're attractive
never otherwise
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heavily dislike nonwhites in all honesty
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Raining outside

I can hear it on my window

Quite comfy
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>>67692013
nah you don't
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>it is a gift from the drug gods
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>>67692013
same
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>>67692012
oo right, well I'm attractive then
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>>67691937
Fair amount

My LTRs all began with the girl approaching me
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ah yes, /bleep/, of course
*surreptitiously opens the catalog of every board*
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>>67692013
only the muslim ones tbqh
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>>67691937
Sometimes with me, but not a lot. That's how I lost my virginity
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>>67692047
yanks are different lad
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>>67692028
actually I do (unironically)
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>>67692043
a shop assistant doesn't count
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Going to paint the EU flag on my toilet bowl so when I shit I shit on the EU flag.

I'll piss on it too.
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>when he doesn't browse /bleep/

loooooool u dizzy pham?
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>>67692089
exceptional post
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Haha yes
*googles definition of surreptitiously*
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ah yes, surreptitiously

*surreptitiously looks up "surreptitious" in the dictionary*
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>>67692055
its /mu/
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Want a girlfriend(male)
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>>67692071
Yeah we're not as sexually open as Europeans

Comes from our Puritan founders
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>>67692100
ameridumbs
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>A conversation steers towards sex and relationships
>That immediate fear that strikes into your heart
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>>67692013
The ones I've met have been pretty alright 2bh, they just do weird things sometimes
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would bet my house that french posters goes on bleep
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haha what is bleep lads haha

I do know I'm just checking you lot know hhaa
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>>67692144
I know it well
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>>67692144
>speaking to other people
but when they used to speak with me i gave off a heavy virgin vibe so they just didn't explicitly try to get me to say something
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>>67692144
virgin haha
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>>67692144
they know you're a virgin lad
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getting some petrol
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>>67692144
>tfw this will never happen again now
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benched 120 today lads
still not great but I hadn't benched for about a year before a week ago
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>>67692217
120 batty boy units haha
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>>67692179
My "vibe" is quite the opposite
Everyone assumes I'm sociable partly animal

Maybe I just look like a runt
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>>67692144
not arsed about people knowing I'm a virgin any more

of course I'd never say it out of the blue, but if they asked me I'd be honest
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>UK Government Confirm Move to Force ISPs into Blocking “Adult” Sites

ah yes, the puritan police
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Might apply for a job in an Amazon warehouse

They don't have any hazing rituals do they?
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>>67692144
Don't get this
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>>67692226
batty boy is Jamaican patois for a gentleman of the homosexual persuasion
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what does foy mean lads
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>>67692252
One of my friends works in one
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>>67692202
Oddly enough, they seem to think I'm not. I've outright told a girl I'm a virgin and she dismissed it as a lie/joke.
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There are several posters that I would take great pleasure in 'heeming', as it were - chief among them, the Icelandic manlet.
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>>67692252
I used to work in an Amazon warehouse, was one of the few English people there ahah

>>67692269
fon
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>>67692249
Prepare for even more migrant rape sprees
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>>67692269
friendly ol' yank
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>>67692269
Fuck Off Yank

It's something you say to Americans when they say something stupid
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just found out im gay lads
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>>67692269
fuck off yank
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>>67692269
>Foy (pronounced: [foj]) is a village in Belgium, near Bastogne.
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>>67692249
>German Chancellor moves to have an open door immigration policy for the union

ah yes, truly the cucks of europe.
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will it ever stop fucking raining i want to go to the shop
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>>67692294
thats not how the gimmick works at all you cunt
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would have no problem turning 190cm's jaw into dust desu
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>>67692252
Swansea?

>>67692284
Swansea?
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>>67692288
>>67692306
must have told you fifty times by now i'm not a german
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>>67692294
it's used when someone uses a yankism, it doesn't have to be an american poster you twat
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>>67692283
I know your type, i know how you move, how you act and fight
It would be like watching a movie for the 100th time. I could dodge your punch before you even threw it and counter before you ever knew what hit you.
You live in a sheltered little fantasy world and don't know the extent of true unrestrained violence.
I have no mercy, no conscience and no fear of consequences, and with that I would bust your skull on the pavement and continue my day as if it never happened.
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>>67692144
I stare into middle distance, tuning out their voices then turn my attention to my phone, safely protected from knowing glances and subtle references, but still vulnerable to occasional piercing questions from the crueller ones
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>>67691889
kill yourself
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>>67692357
foy
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>>67691994
if they were unis /bleep/ is goldsmiths /brit/ is UCL /britfeel/ is met
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hasn't stopped raining in over 13 hours
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*lays siege to Edessa*
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>>67692294
It's for when people use Americanisms you silly little dwarf
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>>67692318
When they use americanised spelling
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>>67692321
I bet he's a fucking skeleton
>>67692334
They're already relegated mate lol
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>>67692342
I'd be embarrassed to admit it as well lad.
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the fuck is /bleep/?
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>>67692364
gonna stay thanks please get me a coffee (no tea)
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>>67692381
Nah, we'll climb up the table it's all cool
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>article 50 still not triggered
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>>67692236
try being unattractive, shy and blush at the drop of a hat
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the 'le free market will fix it xD' dane is here
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why are brits the best at /bleep/?
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>>67692367
been raining/snowing here for two straight days

kinda weird how we're having similar weather despite being on opposite sides of the atlantic desu
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>>67692372
ah yes, the self-styled Christmas Lads
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>>67692379
yeh but not when yanks say them. thats just stupid. has to be brits.

t. gimmick inventor
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>>67691960
heh
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>>67692372

i'm the door slammer
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>>67692403
>unattractive
this is the part that kills it 2bh

I used to be really shy and blush at everything but if you're decent looking society basically makes you normie.
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can sense the virginal auras emitting from this thread
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>tfw not dead
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>>67692344
>>67692372
Quite aware of that
I have used it and I have had it used against me, but it's also just a way to dismiss yank posters
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>>67692452
oops, must be me sorry

*uses some lynx africa*
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a lot of CONTINENTALS in this thread
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>Fabbers reopening

probably won't even go there again, bait nights full of Italian tourists looool
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>>67692450
as a sub-normie, no it doesn't.

Well, I do normie things but I'm subnormie as fuck
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>can sense the virginal auras emitting from this thread
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reckon im the only girl here
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>>Fabbers reopening
>>probably won't even go there again, bait nights full of Italian tourists looool

literally what is this ape even trying to say
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see in memphis them playaz be kind of like laid back
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>>67692485
funniest fedora I've seen in my life.
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>>67692479
Isn't it wonderful
t. Tony Blair
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>>67692493
>no x
>no ;)
>no !!

youre not a girl mate
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really gets the noggin joggin
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>>67692495
Fabric is allowed to reopen
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>>67692485
Oh... Thats just me
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eating a multipack of nik naks lads
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>>67692505
runtiest post I've seen in my life.
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>>67692526
giz a whiff of your fingers lad
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Might do a gimmick where I write a line in my Tinder bio saying something like 'Junior investment banker at Goldman Sachs' and compare how many matches I get before and after. Don't quite hate women enough at the moment, so need something to remind me of their insatiable lust for money desu.
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yanks out
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>>67692511
ugh im not your "mate"
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>>67692526
had one of them jumbo bags of nice n spicy the other night, cor that was nice
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>going to clubs

Rasheed
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>>67692537
do it
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I'm not your mate, chap
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>>67692553
fuck off yank
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>>67692537
do it when you go on a vacation, i lie like a mother fucker when im away and got mad matches in portugal
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>>67692450
being a manlet helps too
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JUST
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f.lux kicking in

ahhhhhhhh yesssssssss
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f.lux has just turned itself on
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>literal billionaire
>can have any woman on earth
>choose this
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>>67692577
>>67692581
lads
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>>67692537
Mine was 6'4 jokes i'm 4'11
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terrified lads
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>>67692595
GOTTA
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So Fabric is allowed to re-open?

Sick one.
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break da law break da law break da law break da law break da law break da law break da law break da law break da law break da law break da law break da law break da law break da law break da law break da law break da law break da law break da law break da law break da law break da law break da law break da law break da law
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>>67692574
>the northern powerhouse
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>>67692577
>>67692581
absolutely roaring
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>when a yank tries to talk about clubs/electronic music

hehe
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>>67692537
>>67692571
desu doing this is no worse than girls using makeup
not like youre marrying them
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>>67692595
>wanting a woman who is in it purely for the money
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>that time of day when the glowy screen goes a comfu orange tint
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theres gonna be a show on spanish TV about hate crimes against spanish people in the UK
why do you hate us senpai? ;_;
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stop fucking calling me mate yeah? I'm not your fucking mate
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G Gotta touch 'em gotta grab 'em 'cause I think hes bailin
L Lay 'em down no remorse come with me to hell
O Overnight we be rich when we tell the trick
C Catch ya slippin' he's so soft do a man quick
K Killas on my payroll I gotta stay straight
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electronic music was invented in this cantry ya paki rodent
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>>67692577
Mine did two hours ago.
Fuck your long days.
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>>67692631
Is it true that your upper class are predominately Anglo? I heard that nothing gets a Spanish girl wet like a South London or Scouse accent. The women revere us, the men fear us, we truly are the masterrace of Iberia.
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watching das boot lads

great film desu
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>>67692618
>when an indian tries to poo in the loo

ayy lmao
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bush, blair, abbott

who's your favorite neocon?
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>>67692619
that doesnt make sense at all if i was planning on marrying or LTR them i wouldnt lie

u seem runtish if i say so myself
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>>67692631
we're just tsundere
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>>67692595
i could never respect a trophy wife
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>>67692631
Isn't it a bit early to come out of your siesta?
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>>67692595
>asian

the patrician's choice
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>>67692648
i really wish Blairites would fuck off over to the Tories where they belong.
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>>67692637
FUCK OFF YANK
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>>67692624
>implying she's not

Just look at what a runt he is

If he weren't rich he'd be a permavirgin
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>>67692618
ya its not like my city didnt invent the genre of techno or anything, fuck off pooper

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5E2eg3URv6M
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>>67692667
sublime post
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>>67692651
>using tinder to find wife material
you retarded son
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Don't think she's going to reply to my message, lads.

That'll teach me to get emotionally invested in somebody I've never met.

Fuck sake.

I've been really happy lately for some reason and this has put my further down than I was before.
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>>67692610
>the midlands
>northern
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"If you have a sister, YOU ARE ENTITLED TO A GIRLFRIEND

And don't let anyone take your entitlements away. Your parents raised a daughter, they donated a female to the system. It is your right that they also get a female for their son in return. If this system falls apart, then everyone will start aborting their daughters as there will be no point to raise them, similar to China."

This piece of wisdom clearly brought you by our 190kg autist
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I just Foy'd myself.
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Lauren Laverne is the best

www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b082ql9x
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>>67692687
FUCK OFF YANK ARE YOU RETARDED
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>>67692710
foy
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BTFO
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>>67692562
I don't even have Tinder anymore actually, but I might download it just for this gimmick.

>>67692571
Just been to Portugal as it happens where I re-installed Tinder, just with my normal bio though. Got zero matches in Lisbon, but then I went to Porto and got like 5 straight away. Strange desu.
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>>67692680
yeah and look where you are now

Some shameful shit mate

London BTFOs any yank city for club nights.
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>>67692664
she's a thai bride

he's a fucking sperg, he has to buy one off the internet
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>>67692733
London is shit tier for clubs lad
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>>67692720
Don't understand this image desu
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im addicted to tranny porn
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fucks sake lads
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>>67692680
are you literally in detroit right now?
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gf is getting fat
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>>67692680
techno is just a rip off of kraftwerk and Giorgio Moroder
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>>67692735
she doesn't look the slightest bit thai, mong
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ah yes the normans are starting to finish work

well im off
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>>67692735
>sperg
>builds the worlds most successful social network
hmm
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Me on the left.
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>>67692759

lol don't you mean adickted
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>>67692712
6music is GOAT.

I get a boner listening to Mary Anne Hobbs though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snO0j12gjAE
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yanks invented juke, footwork, techno and house
pretty mental when you see how pardners are clueless about electronic music
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>>67692744
girls with posh London accents are a lot hotter than anything around fucking swansea
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>>67692772
yeah she is thats a shame haha you should just dump her and give her to me instead ahaha
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>>67692719
foy!
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>London is shit tier for clubs
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>>67692763
did you get this of the National Action facebook page?
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>>67692763
>tfw no rorke gf
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why does reddit always go nuts for over the top writing?
https://np.reddit.com/r/sex/comments/5dzl0j/practices_why_dont_most_guys_talk_or_moangrunt/da97twf/?context=3
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>>67692782
do you have any idea what aspergers syndrome is?
smartphones screens aren't humans
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>>67692791
>pardners

wish people used this word more often
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>>67692794
pretty fucking sad you go to clubs just to talk to girls.

loser
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>>67692750
Puritans telling Father Christmas to fuck off
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>>67692769
not right now but ask what you want to i can tell youre curious
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>>67692744
>plebsicki

mate you went to Creamfields, don't speak to me.

London is perhaps the best city in the world right now for clubbing.

Berlin is the only place that competes.
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another long day on the tube lads
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>>67692789
i actually listened to that in my room live.

take me back
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>>67692782
>build

*stole
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>>67692789
Good lad
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>>67692811
Makes them feel intelligent.

Go all Virginia Woolf or Joyce on them and they'd call it pretentious.
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>>67692842
post the toad wearing the tube chat badge
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>>67692352
this was a painful post

hang in there lad
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>>67692789
Here she comes, being wheeled on a trolley
Mary Ann Hobbs being wheeled on a trolley
Every corner of her great big head
Supported by a wooden buttress
And when she smiles it looks like an exploding pig
All the children run screaming from the park
The air is filled with bawling
Please cover her up with a tarpaulin
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>>67692839
do they have an actual underground scene?

is there a nice gentrified inner-city area or is it still all in the pits?
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>>67692811
Reddit is all about commenting random shite to get karma
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>>67692842
I'd wear like six of those buttons to be a proper rorke, just line them down my jacket like body armor.
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>>67692861
joyce is v good desu
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Why do loads of girls have this shitty hair at the front?

Like pure thinning hair? Is it a red flag to keep my seed away from girls like her? I don't want JUST children. I want them to have god tier hair.
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>>67692789
she sounds absolutely steaming
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what if it just rains like forever man
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>>67692789
>some staid playlist of p4k/dadrock shite

JOG ON

Balamii / Worldwide FM / Rinse / NTS are all markedly better than 6 music.
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>>67692830
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>>67692897
Yeah, I know, and Woolf too. The final chapter of Ulysses is the greatest thing I've ever read.
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>>67692922
they get it from parting their hair too often
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>>67692941
t. english lit student
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>>67692939
I've only listened to Rinse out of those you mentioned. I'll check out the others. Rinse is very good.
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>absolutely destroys an anon in an argument
>haha but Swansea are 20th XD XD
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holidays are coming
holidays are coming
holidays are coming
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>>67692892
>do they have an actual underground scene?
yea most areas do the thing about electronic music here is you have to live here and have a social circle to know where to go

>is there a nice gentrified inner-city area or is it still all in the pits?
yes, downtown is getting gentrified. this is recent. prior to that the only good areas were a 5 block radius downtown and some rich suburbs. everything else was third world.
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>>67692982
>are you gay anon? it's okay if you are
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maya jama btw
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>>67692976
NTS is the best of those tbqh
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burial browses britfeel
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ask an english major anything
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>>>/tv/76497911
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>>67693021
What did he mean by this?
I don't like this gimmick.
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>>67692998
interesting

i'd kind of like to visit
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>>67693044
what spelling of colour do they teach?
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>>67692941
never got into woolf like I did joyce, read three of her works in their entirety

100% agree about the last chapter of ulysses, on my first read through that was about the time I could read his quasi-English at a decent pace and understand it

>all their 20 pockets arent enough for their lies
keks
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>>67693044
Why did you elect to go for such a mickey mouse subject?
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>>67693021
don't care
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>>67692943
>first the come out to yourself
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>>67693044
why study a foreign language at uni when there are 10 year olds from the country of the language's origin that speak it better than you?
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>>67693021
solar flares will kill life on this planet anyway
and scientific advancement will come to a dead stop when we run out of fossil fuels

I say we live fast and die young while the meter's still running
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>>67693044
Who is the best American author?
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>tfw approaching ottermode

need to do more core exercises smdh
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>>67693068
color
>>67693072
going to write a semi-autobiographical book
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>>67693057
wouldnt do it by your self if youre not an american, not trying to be a hardass but it's NOT europe and detroit literally exists. u can get in trouble there.
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>>67692980
Really hurt my feeling when you called me a loser so I showed you some real losers
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>>67693109
about a man that travelled to the other side of the world to get a gf?
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>>67693102
Imagine when the fossil fuels run out and our ancestors realise we wasted all that oil on shit like barbie dolls
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>>67693109
that's wrong though
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>>67693093
thread?
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>>67693109
Ah yes, just what we needed. Yet another millennial writing on a mac in a café about himself.
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>>67693104
steinbeck
>>67693131
that's the one
>>67693138
what are you on about
>>
forget to feed the meter

pataweyo's eager
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>>67693102
solar flares won't kill life on this planet, only electronics

we've become so dependent on electronics that we'd be set back a good few years. lots of deaths I imagine
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>>67693070
Woolf is really kicking my arse at the moment. Much more difficult than I anticipated. Very good though.

I heard about the last chapter so I waited until I had time to read it all in one sitting (after all, there's nowhere to stop) and it was well worth it.

"and I thought well as well him as another" is heartbreaking in context.
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>>67693132
or we pissed our only supply of helium away on party balloons

>MRI machine? Yeah it saved a few lives. But it didn't light up childrens faces.
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>>67693155
new cunt
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>>67693122
the season isn't even finished you stupid fuck.
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>>67693104
Cormac McCarthy and Steinbeck are the best.
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>Ah yes, just what we needed. Yet another millennial writing on a mac in a café about himself.
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>>67692659
is siesta the chav word for 8 hour job ? blimey mate, you got some wierd dialects in Inglaterra
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>>67693146
ctrl f "sissy"
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>>67693156
>steinbeck

You fucked up m8
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>>67693205
im going to spain next week, whats the word on americans right now that trump got elected
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>>67693193
Swansea have the worse defence and squad depth in the whole division. Don't delude yourself
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>>67693221
let's hear your superior opinion as to why
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>>67693199
>McCarthy

You are correct, not about Steinbeck though
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Goodnight lads, hope I don't wake up
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>>67693221
thou mayest la, thou mayest
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>>67693158
Hope it does tb h
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>>67693160
it is quality, ulysses, suggest reading it through again if you've got time

what woolf you on?
>>67693199
mccarthy is da bomb
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Just applied for a job, bricking it.
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>>67693278
night la
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>>67693326
proud of you
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>>67693326
never worked on a building site before
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>>67693253
it was all over the news and still discussed from time to time
there have been some parodies (SNL style) but there isnt any hatred against the american populace in general
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>>67691938
A Beaver Keeper
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>>67693311
Mrs Dalloway. Finished To the Lighthouse last week.
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>>67693256
You're thick as dog shit, we've had the hardest fucking fixtures so far.

We are going to fucking fly up the table.
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>>67693354

>replying to a 45 minute old post

kys
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PJW has absolutely LOST it
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>>67693369
ESS JAY DUBBLE YEWWS

THE MAINSTREEM MEDIEUR
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>>67693366
>replying to a 1 minute old post
just end it lad
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>>67693369
Why does he care so much about American politics? Does he live there?
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>>67693262
Melville and McCarthy are the best for high lit, kerouac for middle brow, and Bukowski, Hemingway, and Carver for low tier "working class" literature
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>>67693369

>Youtube "intellectuals"

Just pseudo-benders wanking off other benders
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>>67693407
It is one of the world's top sources of entertainment
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>>67693353
didnt think so, was just a little worried cause last time i was there i was treated positively for being american would hate for that to change
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>>67693360
not read mrs dalloway. to the lighthouse is legit tho, suggest the waves also

to the lighthouse and the waves are the only ones I got on with desu
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>>67693369
?
seems all right
>>
>>67693407
he'll get jo cox'd if he talks about british politics
>>
>>67693482
>>67693482
>>67693482
>>
strange how weed has medical qualities

thought it was just a dude weed recreational thing
>>
F.lux doing it's thing 30 minutes after you lads
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>his favourite crisps are ready salted
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>When is favourite crisps aren't salt & pepper

wew
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>>67693362
Fixtures do get harder when you have shittier players than the previous season
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why do prescription med abusers get off lighter than any other junkies?
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>>67693366
sorry bud
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>>67693533
>when Indians keep giving you American-style sour cream and onion """Lays"""
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whens the last time you guys pooped your pants
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>everyone with an Indian flag is Indian

nice memerino
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