/brit/

GAS
THE
TAIGS
lads

http://www.strawpoll.me/11700988
http://www.strawpoll.me/11700988
http://www.strawpoll.me/11700988

VERY IMPORTANT

>>67689815
>>67689852
good start from the aussies

2nd thread in a row made in my honour

I clearly have a large influence over /brit/ and should win personality of the year for the 2nd year in a row.

she's turnt the weans against us

>>67689856
>>67689871
shit start from the poms

>>67689871
nonce

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Wahey!

>>67689888
why are you being so rude?

>>67689887
haha frosty jacks

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If you don't remember The Open Diary and reading the mentalist ramblings of the goth girl in your class at school then you know fuck all about the internet to be honest with you family member

met a pack of scousers last night lads

got zero views on my new youtube poop lads

still playing deus ex human revolution

i was told this game was short, dammit

I am literally 64 years of age lads

ask me anything

>>67689856
Kind of nice to know most people are in my age group tbqh
91-96 masterrace

>>67689886
You're not Kev though, the previous thread wasn't about you, you attention whore

>>67689919
We just read the emo girls ramblings on Facebook lad

Off to bed now gramps, it's almost 3 pm

>>67689955
but it was

>>67689919
I only really remember web 2.0 sites desu

>>67689942
Are you into kinky porn?

unironically had a Sailor Moon fanpage on Geocities

>>67689942
will she still need you? will she still feed you?

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>>67689852
wheres your uncle buried? Unmarked grave somewhere?

december 25th 2016 will mark 10 years of me playing WoW

fucking mental

>>67689974
same. have no idea what i did before google, youtube and wikipedia

>>67689966
Open Diary was different and you could customise your diary, wasn't as static as facebook. Go back to class Ringo

v good edition

I'm off to eat 50 mcdonalds in honour of it

>>67689886
>2nd year
You weren't even close in 2015
http://www.strawpoll.me/6213405/r

>>67689919
>goths
I forgot it was considered cool to be edgy once
Odd times those were

>>67690004
nerd

>>67689942
do you wear you pants above your stomach

>>67689968
Wasn't though

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might start watching anime

>>67690012
then you'll be back to talk shite about girls in a way that makes it obvious you're a virgin?

>>67689942
What brought you to 4chan

>>67690046
that is my raison d'etre (reason to be, incase you dont know french!)

Did anyone here ever play Habbo? Good times desu

I saw mommy kissing santa claus

the runt bible and unirunt are great facebook pages

should I start watching One Piece?

Always wanted to but never bothered.

just had one of those mcdonalds peri peri wraps
was actually a lot spicier than I thought and I have no drink so my mouth is burning

>>67690059
pool's closed lad

>>67690048
this darn phone my. Grandkids got me i cant worm this bloody thing

>>67690016
We still have them here but they're slowly dying out

cat has gone and fucked off for over a day again lads
mum is worried

moving to indonesia to live on a fishing boat with 3 women

won't ever speak to any of you again, hope you all have nice lives

bye

>Best gimmick of 2015: Kev edits
>Best personality of 2015: Ribena

My guesses for the winners this year-
>Best gimmick: "Ah yes" posting
>Best personality: Matthew Ludford

>>67690059
mah bobba

>>67690058
excellent....yes, very impressive...

>>67690058
Did you just watch Ergo Proxy or something

>>67690059

remember reading something a couple years ago saying that the only people who still play Habbo by this point are nonces

wonder how many of them groomed each other by mistake

>>67690059
play space station 13

>>67690059
yeah spent about £300 of my dads money on furni lol

>>67690130
eat shit

>>67690112
wonder how many internet nonces have inadvertently arranged to meet up then just gone for a pint together

>>67690100
fuck off ludders

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Ronaldo has started pepeposting irl

>>67690107
indeed
>>67690109
dunno what that is

>>67690090
I've never seen one tbqh
Seen loads of emos my age but I don't I know what the new edgelord trend is

might make the executive decision to filter 190kg

i've never seen a post of his that was above poor quality.

>>67690112
remember when it was innocent being a teenager on chat rooms and you could actually talk with 13/14/15 year old girls

>>67690100
best personality will be the mexicANO

>>67690016
>>67690090
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPbVRpRgHso

me and the lids

me on the left

http://i.4cdn.org/r9k/1479730099195.webm

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"We will only keep logs for 1 year, we promise!"

>>67690142
You'll be eating your teeth if you speak to me like that again

>>67690168
>He doesn't talk with 13 year old girls anyway

>>67690135
splash plastic

>>67690166
he gets next to no replies nowadays anyway so you probably wouldn't notice

can't do it myself because I'm always in incognito mode

don't worry I don't want an Oz responding to me anyways

>>67690180
ah yes the government can really help fight crime by storing how much tranny porn I've been looking at

>>67689908
I am not familiar with this person known as "Alice"

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Laddos

>>67690135
I bought a cat with my mother's card, the fucker is nearly 13 years old.

>business model is based on encouraging kids to acquire their parents money and spend it on rubbish
ahh yes

Hello lads. How are you?

>>67690177
lel wtf is that?

>>67690170
most autistic person on 4chan
he deserves it desu

>>67690161
Is an animale
Its good but gets a bit 2deep4me at times and they say raison d'etre like a billion times

>>67690079
answer me lads

>>67690188
This

I started waiting outside of a secondary school to try and pull older women but instead just got chatting with 13 and 14 year olds. Always hang around in my car at about 3:30pm and people come speak to me.

>>67690188
how would one do this? asking for a m8

>>67690177
sauce

>>67690180
literally facebook tier

>>67689942
when will you stop killing the mandem

>>67690180

you can keep this log
*does a poo*

>>67690217
sounds dreadful desu

>anime

anyway you know me, I only date failed (ie people who didn't achieve) models

RPELY TO ME LADS

I'M A 190KG VIRGIN AND NEED ATTENTION!!!

>>67690182
just relaying captain's orders lad

>>67690234
I have a sister that age, just talk to her friends that come over. Same for cousins as well.

If my computer won't turn on does that mean my power supply is fucked?

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howling at this

>>67690246
how did you get so fat?

>>67690258
could be a million reasons

>>67690258
nah hes just sleeping :)

>>67690262
I said it wasn't funny yesterday, stop posting it.

>>67690258
so many things it could be

the gf had my goolies in her sights last night

http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1479547402267.webm

>>67690258
If it won't turn on AT ALL then most likely.

It also may be the motherboard.

>>67690258

PM'd you the fix :)

>>67690270
he's an imposter, I'm the real 190kg master runt

also I got fat by eating too much food, clearly

and dating failed '''models'''

>>67690177
link to thread this was relevant in?

>>67690270
too much time consuming hotpockets while shitposting on /brit/ about how good looking I am despite being an obvious virgin

>>67690276
filtered

okay, that's cool

if you woke up tomorrow jobless with very little money in your account and about to be evicted what would you do?

if we ALL filter 190kg at once then he will literally dissappear
why don't we do it on 3 lads

Youre bluepilled as fuck if you think the snoopers charter means anything, the government was doing everything in it for years already and the kind of spying they're currently doing won't be legal for another 10 years or whatever

The ed Snowden shit wasnt that long ago how have people forgotten

>>67690258
if computer is off then who is post??

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>>67690203
NEED an Eesti gf

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>>67690285

>>67690326
call up the benefits thing

>>67690326
buy a scratch card

>>67690331
can't, I'm in incognito mode

the filters are gone every time I leave

hahaha me too

>>67690331
Can't filter on mobile

>>67690326
nothing

>>67690341

x factor was on so i forgot

>>67690359
>>67690366
fucking casuals

might get a job in the so-called (((media))) lads

brother missed an appointment at the jobcentre
stupid cunt can't do anything right

>>67690326
have a cheeky spliff

>>67690331
i filtered that runt ages ago

>>67690258
check the motherboard connection for the power button

>>67690386
are you my sister

>>67690272
>>67690279
How do I find out then?

>>67690386
how the fuck do people miss an appointment at all?

>>67690359
>visiting 4chan in incognito

jesus christ

>>67690408
throw yourself off a cliff

I could fucking deck every cunt ITT

>>67690408
Does your motherboard have on-board diagnostics?

>>67690421
don't be a jerk dude

bend over sweetie :)
spread your legs :)
*whishh - THUD*

>>67690408
google.

Money is only the physical representation of time. You work, and you are rewarded for that work with something to compensate the work. We should not let money rule the world. That is how we lose.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjPau5QYtYs

crackin tune

Just turned off some grime

thoughts?

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me

>>67690437
don't know why you think you're welcome here

having a simple wank

>>67690452
I invited myself

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>>67690345
HANDS UP MUFFUGA

>>67690405
don't think so

>>67690411
stupid bellend stays up til 4 in the morning playing Destiny, then sleeps til midday

>President FART

>>67690470
>stupid bellend stays up til 4 in the morning playing Destiny, then sleeps til midday
h-haha yeah what a loser that guy is

>>67690494
tumblr user literallywho

hi ya chaps

Someone new moving into a rented house on my cul de sac

Always makes me nervous haha

Hope they're not blaring music 24/7 having people over all the time having parties or I'll have the police on speed dial

Judging by their shitty car they seem quite poor, which makes me a little weary

Fuck this for a game of soldiers

Sometimes I wish I could snuggle up with my best friend, but he'd never allow that...I just want him to hold me and tell me everything's going to be alright, while he gives me light kisses to the forehead, I die inside whenever I see him talking to some girl, I mean, yeah he's straight, he'd never touch me so why do I get so fucking jealous...I've resorting to just hooking up with a stranger, but when things were starting to get intimate I broke down and told him how much I love my best friend and that I'll never be able to feel his love back, needless to say I didn't get laid that night and to be honest I'm fine with that...Whenever my friend stays over I swear he teases me too, like when we play something he gets all handsy, but I know if I escalated it I'd ruin my friendship.

>>67690470
he probably has depression

You know when girls have big tits? I like that

Icelandic women are all ugly trolls and Icelandic men are autistic as fuck

Js

>asks an anime question on an anime imageboard
>no replies and just inane non-nonsensical posting

ahh yes, very impressive.

>>67690530
pig

>>67690522
rather a gay post this

>>67690524
he doesn't

just kidding lol

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These are the kids from Outnumbered.

>>67690543
It's the inbreeding, done an a real number on the lot of them

I probably couldn't deck anyone in this thread

>>67690543
inbreeding will do that to you

having a complex wank

>>67690561
would

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>>67690561
>tfw no tyger bf

>>67690561
slag, bully, bender

>>67690561
Slag
Runt
Bender

>>67690561

2,1,3

>>67690561
>exposed bra straps and belly piercing
Haram af

>even if I manage to get my shit together I still will have missed out on the best time of most people's lives (late teens to early 20s)
how do you cope with this feel?

>>67690003
Kek

ah yes the outnumbered meme

what's next in the unilad diary

>HAHA YES ANTHUNY JOSHWAH INI NEXT MYKE TYSON HAHA ESSEX BOII INI LOOOL THIS TUNE IS FUCKING BANGING

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>>67690611
imagine putin next to Trump

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nonce

london lads - say you got a job in Croydon that was actually promising and paid fairly well

would you stay in London and get the train there every day or would you move down to Croydon and then only occasionally get the train back in to London when there is something happening?

https://youtu.be/gL4IfQKKVFk

>>67690561
>she's 15
still would desu

>>67690638
you seem like the type of runt who adores unilad / ladbible posts

>>67690614
I've learned to accept that I'll always be a social outcast and have scaled back my hopes and dreams. Currently aiming for an equally damaged gf

>>67690638
You've become so bitter and hateful
it's sad

>>67690660
this post will be now be appended to your isp for a year

>become

Have we reached a post-gimmick age on /brit/, lads?

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>>67690660
she's legal in 3 months

>>67690719

no

willy still smells of skips

>>67690660
bit old for me

Just gonna pay someone to come fix my computer

my favourite video from the election cycle:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qLCD_hkYAI

>>67690734
pound shop kiki shipka

>>67690737
Ok, good night

>>67690561
oh boy do I feel old now! (what's outnumbered?)

>>67690760
Watched with no volume

how long until millie bobbie brown is legal?

>>67690703
rip

>>67690734
hmm interesting

>>67690738
informing the authorities

>>67690751
enjoy getting all your memes stolen

Mad how easily they give out JSA and how easy it is to just stay on it

Remember a while ago in the summer between 1st and 2nd year I applied for it thinking surely they won't like me go on it for 3 months but they did no questions asked

>>67690680
you clearly don't know me then.

>>67690686
I don't need your pity.

would someone please post something fedora? I have a new image to test

>>67690792
GOOD question
definite qt potential
(I said potential lads, don't come busting down my door)

>>67690543
Very untrue
The men are hardy normies and the average Icelandic woman is a 3 higher than British women

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Lads on tour

>>67690828

informed the internet police
i hope you enjoy cyber jail

Haha I didn't even notice the runt in his name

>>67690799
>>67690802
Just had some deja vu while reading these posts

just heard something that sounded a lot like my mum calling my name

she died four years ago

chills tbqh

If God made this world, then i would not want to be the God. It is full of misery and distress that it breaks my heart.

>>67690859
DEJA VU

>>67690841
>yanks won't even get le pens tit out despite it just being a recreation an important historical piece of art
ah yes

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Why did all my friends leave me lads

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>BABY ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS YOU

>>67690900
That art piece features no nudity

>>67690861
would genuinely cry if that happened to me

>>67690861
i'm so sorry to hear that.

>>67690818
fuck off poser

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>If God made this world, then i would not want to be the God. It is full of misery and distress that it breaks my heart.

>>67689815
Whats your opinion of pegging lads? I think its nice to wank to but the thought of stuff in my arse isnt a good thing

>>67690943
>Liberty Leading the People has no nudity
hmm

>>67690952
>nonces find this attractive

Found your mum on t'internet

https://imgur.com/a/8MjuB

>>67690966
Great album

>>67690972
great way to keep clothes on the washing line

>>67690984
No I don't

>>67690990
do you think she cleaned the counter after this?

>>67690990
source?

>>67690990
nice

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REE-REE

>>67690998
Agreed

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>>67691020
cleaned the...?

>>67691020
she's a mum, that's what they do
that and go to Iceland

>>67690990
would

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>>67690984
its a bad photo

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Just realised that one of my fingers is a bit broken, haha what am I like eh

>>67690975
I just googled it and I think the nude version is definitely fake

bowels are about to explode

gonna do a poo

>>67691094
sounds like a sensible course of action, given the circumstances

>>67691094
might join you in that endeavour

>>67690952
Hollywood jews ruined them

>>67691094
on me please

always wait until the hunger gets unbearable before going to eat

wonder if that's why I'm such a runt

>>67691146
absolutely lost it haha

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>>67691030
>16%

I have a fetish for watching women piss, preferably outside when the ground gets stained from their ladyjuice

>>67691030
>germany not listed
???

Lots of nonces here. Watched that black mirror episode just now too with them in it as well

>>67691169
i like it only when its from an angle below and looks like they don't know they're being filmed

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gf just faxed me this

>>67691190
>>67691069
same fag

put you on the list

T B H
B
H

http://www.strawpoll.me/11701217
http://www.strawpoll.me/11701217
http://www.strawpoll.me/11701217

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>>67691185
/ourguy/

>>67691199
>nosering
gutter slag

>>67691205
Your life is depressing

>>67691228
this

don't understand the mentality of ruining a 10/10 face by putting shrapnel in it

>>67691022
reddit

it's definitely a UK bird tho (the plugs)

>>67691185
Mad that Charlie Brooker writes black mirror, he is talented as fuck.

>>67691250
>10/10
>sun cumstains

>>67691240
what else am I meant to do in a hotel full of balding IT expats at night? already gone gym and to dinner tbqh.

Jog on yank.

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>>67691205
Starship troopers tbqh lad

>>67691285
have a wank

anyone seen jacob's ladder?

>>67691302
I have

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>>67691285
Haha get trolled kid

>>67691302
nah, where'd he have it last?

>>67691309
where is it?

>>67691314
how sad and pathetic do you have to be to make this image

howling at the state of you 2bh

>>67691323
>>67691322
AHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>>67691323

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>Hi I'm from the USA

>>67691275
not one to say this usually

but nonce

>>67691215
How he won the nonce gladiator fight I don't know

>>67691378
goodnight bumhole lad

Alarm didn't go off. Just woke up there now. Fuck sake lads. I don't want to be NEET anymore.

>>67691343
>sad
No
>pathetic
Yes

>>67691378
want to give it a big old sniff

I can't interact with girls at all as in, not just in a romantic sense.

For example, if a girl asks for the time, I start trembling and sweating. Or, today, I couldn't bring myself to checkout at the store because the cashier was a girl so I put my stuff down and left.

The only way I can meet girls is on my way to being drunk at bars and nightclubs (which also intimidate me until I've had enough to drink). Even at my old job, I'd flee to the bathroom if a girl walked into the break room when I was in there alone. It's kind of embarrassing and I don't know why it happens, it might be because I went to all boys schools my entire life and never really interacted with girls before that.

What can I do to improve my social skills

>>67691378
i admire your persistence

>>67691392
the other guy was smashed

>>67691432
that's severe desu

See a therapist.

>>67691378
i must have seen this particular arsehole at least a hundred times now

it haunts my dreams, it's there when i close my eyes

can't get away

>tfw counting down the hours till you see her again

been a while since I had this feeling haha
hmmm

>>67691432
crack

>>67691534
meanwhile she's counting down the seconds until her mouth fills with his cum

>>67691432
I get a boner whenever girls talk to me

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>being such a biggus runtus that you need dutch courage just to talk to women

>>67691432
Must suck to be you

>>67691476
Doesn't effect you too much in a fight unless you are extremely fucked.

>>67691577
im still pretty introverted even when drunk 2bh

>>67691524
me too

is it actually his arse?

my cousin won't be attending Christmas dinner this year because he will be in court mandated rehab for his meth addiction

thank god

>>67691169
gf was pissing and then called me into the bathroom to have a chat bout some trivial shit

women are groce

Favourite gimmick: ironically pretending to dislike yanks

>>67691608
depends where

in nightclubs I still am, but at house parties I'm not

don't understand how to really talk to people in nightclubs

Fate shuffles the cards and we play

>>67691653
Christmeth haha

>>67691653
does he bully you about being a virgin?

>>67691653
and mine will be buzzing off his methadone and falling asleep into the gateaux

>>67691534
>tfw don't have this with the girl i'm seeing

need to end it tbqh

Favourite gimmick: poo in loo

>>67691681
haha

>>67691626
the first few times he posted it he said "rate my arsehole lads" or something like that and nothing comes up on a reverse search so I assume yes

shan't be responding to the attention seeker with the Indian flag

>>67691681
Posting to /r/brit

>>67691274
>Black Mirror is good
>Charlie Brooker is talented
I can't imagine being so easily impressed.

>>67691656
its probably her fetish and she was trying to gauge how you'd feel about it

might purposely contract tuberculosis

looking forward to 2016 wipe

>>67691432
lol

Have to pretend I'm afraid of needles to fit in with the normies but secretly they give me sexual excitement

>>67691732
Not a good idea TB honest

>>67691760
good post

>>67691749
normal people aren't afraid of needles

can't find me PlayStation lads

>>67691749
HEEYA

*Stabs a big needle down your urethra*

just nicked some paddy's playstation

>>67691720
he's a lad though

just tonked some bender 4-0 on FIFA and he only went and rage quit hahaha

Saw a white girl named Maggie that reminded me of Chinese Maggie.

I looked up her info through backchannel government sources and found out her full name, date of birth, and address.

Then yesterday after class was dismissed, I waited for her outside really cool called out her name randomly. She gave me a, weird, appraising look because she didn't know me and walked away. But I know a lot about her.

In hindsight, I should have came up with something better to say to her instead of her fucking name....

inb4 stalker. i'm not. i just take an interest in people i like.

>>67691720
He is funny and talented

>>67691804
He's a fruit that gets off on interracial shite.

just got tonked 4-0 on FIFA, he was just smashing it long to Walcott all game

got better things to do with my time

>>67691788
sent it off to denmark

todger

schlong

>>67691808
t. Person who just rage quit after losing 4-0

why does all music sound shit to me all of a sudden

is there a name for this illness

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>>67691850

>>67691837
just one more game lad

Have an exam soon and my nose is still bleeding slightly

cuck!!!!

NEED a 29 year old gf (im 21)

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>>67691889

>>67691834
Does interracial shite make you feel uncomfortable cause you haven't seen a vagina

>>67691863
Musical Sclerosis

>>67691913
I expected this pathetic response, honestly. It's what cuckfags always resort to. Pretending their latent homosexuality is proof that they're just more secure than others.