How did the Dutch convince every one this piss water is good?

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>>67688854
>every one

I tried it once


only once.

>>67688882
>>67688926
most people I know irl think heineken is good beer J U S T, idk how how that amsterdam sewage is exported everywhere

>>67688854
By brainwashing people with ads during the Champions League.

>>67688971
well

it does bear the star of failure on it

I already knew what to expect even before opening the bottle

yep
tasted like the soviet union

Why do you think we mostly export it?

nobody thinks it's good except dumb Americans

This desu >>67689670.
Go for hertog jan or go home.

>>67689954
Grolsch**********

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>>67689954
>>67692230
The only good Dutch beer is barely even Dutch.

I only drink Belgian beers

>>67692317
GOOD post

Drinking alcohol is a waste of time :^)

>>67692625
t. neet

>>67688854
It's not bad, the reason why people drink it is the same reason everybody picks coca cola if they have to make a sudden decision on. You know you are save.

>>67692749
It's not bad only to those who drink to get drunk. Aka total plebs

>>67692930
>"I drink for the taste" people
>muh artisan beer

worse than vegans 2bh

>>67688854
It was the first pilsner beer that was completely clear other pilsners and lagers where a bit more cloudy.

So they attached the word "premium" to it
that's all

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>>67693035
Cheers

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>>67693105
>3/4 foam

>>67693184
>He doesn't know how beer glasses work
I'll have another one just for you

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>>67693246
>MUH BEER GLASS

>>67688882
this

>>67693315
Cheers

>>67692276
La Trappe is one of the worst beer brands desu. Hoegaarden Wit, Grimbergen, zundert and Maredsous are better desu
>>67692230
Brand > HJ > Grolsch >>>>>>> Dors/Schultebrau >>>>>>>>> Rest

>>67693105
How the fuck do you even get to the actual beer without having a belly full of air?

>>67693441
All Dutch beers.
Grimbergen is my favourite brand, and Hoegaarden Grand Cru and Maredsous 6 and 8 are literally top tier, no doubt. But La Trappe is the only Dutch beer even worth mentioning.

>>67693441
i like Kronenbourg 1664

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>>67693568
>All Dutch
I mean all Belgian beers

>>67693565
>he thinks the foam is just air
>he thinks you can't get through the foam by just drinking normally

You just keep enjoying Heineken

>>67693616
Drinking foam is retarded

Heineken is piss water is mostly an unfounded meme though

I mean sure, it cannot compare to Grolsch, Hertog Jan or even Jupiler and not at all with a tasty Belgian beer

But when you are on vacation in some backwater shithole, or god forbid live in finland and have to deal with actual asswater like Karhu and Koff, then you are glad that there's Heineken around

>>67693681
all "sophisticated" beer drinkers are retarded but they want to look smug.

>>67693705
Wine "elitists" are no better tbqh

>>67693762
I agree my friend.

>>67688971
its fairly cheap and not that bad
great for neckbeards, i bet americans in europe love it, or get even shittier beer because of nostalgia