whats is your country's biggest secret?

We didn't actually land on the moon

Apparently it's a secret that we're not a direct democracy.

we got them nukes

We actually control the entire world from behind the scenes.
Don't tell anyone though.

>>67687860
"Sweden" is a completely fictional country, it doesn't exist and never have

>>67690432
too late

We aren't actually a boipucci country

>>67690764
wtf nuke nao

>>67690784
fuck

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>>67690652
I said don't tell anyone.

>>67691085
But you just did

>>67687860
We like NK

We wanted Japan to conquer Russia during the war so we could have a glorious anglo-nip alliance

Then they took Singapore and all bets were off

The French culture and language actually started as a prank, we were actually pissing from laughter when many of the common people in the 1st world counties consider it as the epitome of refinement and elegance.

Idk, secret bases in Acre state maybe.

>>67691438
Nah, Lee Kuan Yew sold you guys and the Chinese to the Japanese because he simply just hate the discrimination he received while in England.

Gerry Adams was actually in the INLA, not the RA

>>67691085
Very cute cat.
t. Cat evaluator

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>>67692920
Kek what will big G do next?

The EU doesn't exist to help europe.

Uluru is actually a tip of a very large pyramid build by the abos. The construction made most of it a desert and flat. Also the construction drained the abos physically and mentally to the point that they are today.

we have nukes

>>67692920
For real? Or is this just a consipracy by RSF ?

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This idea that Canada is socialist is just bullshit that Republicans in the US use to scare Americans out of wanting universal healthcare. We're actually a very right-wing country with a friendly face, and we pay no more tax than Americans, less in a lot of cases.

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>>67687860
We have Gundam.
But it's doesn't move. :(

>>67693498
don't forget you took in "refugees" like you're a bunch of kind hearted gents

when in reality you just took some upper class educated families from European camps so you have some more good taxpayers

Our air force just serves from 9 to 5

>>67693713
We have Gundam.
But it's doesn't move anymore. :(

FTFY

>>67694048
There is some truth to that. We do take in some refugees, but our immigration system is pretty strict compared to other civilized/white countries.

>>67693498
Trudeau is a lot like Sturgeon in Scotland. Liberals pretending to be social democrats and the people lap it up

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>>67687860
We actually poo in loo

We still praise Tengri and plan to resurrect Genghis

>>67693713
Doesn't the head move and stuff? Tfw building a RG of it

https://youtu.be/8iK5tk-hyww

>>67687860
NATO accepted us only so that the usa navy could get in our sea territory near the russians warships. Our army doesn't even meet the minimum requirements.