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J edition
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMm0muZ7F5U
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cara
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doing a brown snake (aka poo)
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HAHAHAHAH
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>>67682793
>neonazis mongs making dij a part of their thing
fuck off
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Ah yes, despair.
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Reminder to check your privilege
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>>67682793
good lads
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What's for breakfast then lads
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post toot
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFqFyyay87s
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>>67682846
nearly choked on a chicken sandwhich

let this be a lesson to chew thoroughly
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Back from a week off work, kind of weird atmosphere. No one's saying anything to me and giving me odd looks like I'm about to be fired or something.
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>>67682830
Cheers mate. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEaEsmMapHc
>>67682810
Fuck off cuck.
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>>67682821
no need mate, i checked it this morning by apologizing for existing, but honestly i'm just a slav, i fel like brits should probably apologise several times a day, because, you know, your history and all. so...check it again
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>>67682846
Special K red berries desu
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@lad who asked me what I had in the sunny park

A sandwich and two apples
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>>67682876
rorke
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>>67682793
Dafties and degenerates
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Went on /pol/ and 70% of the threads are about them and their reddit buddies trying to undercover an elitist Illuminati child abuse ring.

Reckon they're just LARPing or onto something serious?
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>>67682900
/pol/ is satire btw
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What the fuck is this name
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>>67682896
(((C I V I C)))
(((I)))
(((V)))
(((I)))
(((C)))
>>67682893
Degenerate filth.
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Who here /morning gym session/
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>>67682900
>/pol/ is still looking into those coded emails
way too much time on their hands
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>>67682924
Le-a is my favourite nigger name
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>>67682936
off yourself Woes
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>>67682900
the thing with /pol/ is, all they do stems from not being able to get laid. that may seem crass and simplistic, but really, it's just that. their righteous fury towards any other group plaes when you compare to the fury they feel towards women.

BUT, in their industrious anger, they also accidentally stumble on things worth being angry about. you know, a broken clock is right twice a day
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mornin lads. disgusting weather in my ends.
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>>67682885
r u a girl??
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>>67682961
looks like we have ourselves a psychology expert over here.

any other profound insights you wish to share with us, professor?
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>>67682956
I'm English and woes only posts on superior chan
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>>67682975
yes i am a trans girl xo
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>>67682946
is anything they're deciphering legit or is it only their collective paranoia towards conformism that gets all the pedo thing out of those emails
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Global political trends:

1980s: Capitalist
1990s-mid 2000s: Centrist
Late 2000s-mid 2010s: Progressive
Late 2010s-mid 2020s: Nationalist
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>>67682975
No but my gf bought them
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Getting my daily dose of Molyneux and Sargon lads
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>>67682994
Is socialist the next one?
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>>67682891
meme city? VERY sunny today
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>>67682988
I though it was paranoia at first too but those emails are written really strangely, they might be onto something tbqh
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>>67682979
I really don't think you wanna be asking that of a drunk slav, you feel like reading a hundred pages of my musings?
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>>67682988
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9itWsqzFMVo
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Thinking of adopting a paleoconservatism diet lads
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>>67683027
croatians aren't slavs.
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>>67683031
Trust thailad to be the sort of mong who buys into these nonsense conspiracies
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>>67683045

Not an argument.
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alri thailad
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>>67682860
that's what you get for being a murderer
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>>67682994
You could combine that all into "Liberal"
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>>67682994
I would say 1990s: Centrist and 2000s: Neo-Conservative
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkinzV7pxn4

B A S E D M O L Y
A
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M
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>>67683021
Marina Abramović is quite the interesting artist tbH. only heard of her name before and saw a few of her works but she's quite interesting. idk why /pol/ believe the spirit cooking is some kind of demonic shit
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>>67683040
you don't subscribe to the slavic theory? so you think we're Goths? or Iranians? both is fine with me, any origin has better dentistry than angos.
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>>67683071
might nominate you for a lifetime dedication award at this year's /brit/ awards desu lad
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>>67683090
it's /pol/
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>>67683093
You're filthy shitskins
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>>67683090
pretentious wanker
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKN9PoJmk2w choon
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>>67683090
>Abramović says "if spirit cooking is done in a gallery, its art, if its done privately, its a ritual"
>podesta and the clintons are then found to be doing it privately
hmmm
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>>67683045
It's weird, you can't look into and say it isn't, you can only make comments like that if you don't know anything about it.
>>67683066
alri
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https://twitter.com/immolations/status/800418125493608448

Alex Jones is the ultimate post-ironic gimmick desu
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>>67682793
Bet this is all the same person

Rorkes leave a noticeable stench
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>>67683116
nah, you don't get how races work. see, not being a borderline-albino inbred americans make fun of doesn't mean you're a shitskin. i happen to have beautiful blue eyes and soft brown hair, many whores told me so
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>>67683130
Podesta was making a joke about having dinner
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>>67683150
umm only one of those is me sweety :)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBt-9LhE8ms

Absolute belter of a choon
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>>67683155
>Replying the divide and conquer leftypol shitposters
why lad?
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>>67683155
wind your neck in, slavshit.
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>>67683093

isn't it true that Slavs aren't a race and are a linguistic group?
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>>67683175
thats a shitty rendition though
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>>67683187
>>67683187
because i know most of you lads are smart enough to tell i'm just joking, but there's one of you who isn't.

i mean really mate, who takes anything on 4chan seriously
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhCXAiNz9Jo

ah yes...
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>>67683220
rorkes do
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2 SLOW
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http://www.strawpoll.me/11700109
http://www.strawpoll.me/11700109
http://www.strawpoll.me/11700109

i know people often say their poll is very important but this time i mean it
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wtf is spirit cooking
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>>67683259
performance art
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>>67683211
ethno-linguistic group. but really there are only three races, you can make the argument that arabs aren't a race because they're actually caucasians, who the fuck knows at this point
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>>67683259
demonic ritual involving semen and pigs blood
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proper tune

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCOSPtyZAPA
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>>67683231
>group named after the man whose assassination triggered the Great War
>have a song the title of which is a common euphamism for assassination
ah yes
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/pol/ have a right to speak their minds. At the same time, they also can't be allowed to pollute the rest of 4chan. /pol/ is a containment board after all.

The suggested rule- that anyone who posts on /pol/ would be automatically banned from every single other 4chan board- would work perfectly. /pol/acks have a board to be themselves, other boards don't have to see their posts ever again, and cross-board idiots who try to troll or bait /pol/ end up getting stuck there
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How did this runt ever become the """spokesperson""" of the """alt-right"""
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>>67683335
>charismatic
>good at triggering tumblr users
what else do you need
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>>67683335
because he made fun of the black woman in the ghostbusters film
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>>67683335
first I ever heard of him was when he hushed a feminist with "Darling" and caused an outrage on the Big Questions
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>>67683333
oh lordy. dude, with trump in the us and the syrian crisis proving europeans love to mock america but are even more racist in Europe, /pol/ isn't spilling over to other boards, it pretty much is all the boards. /co/ freaks out art Marvel being "too PC", /tv/ has a bitch fit evry time they see an interracial couple in a show, and i'm sure /x/ is having wars over white aliens vs black aliens.

let's stop pretending /pol/ is the problem here
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>>67683335
He's not actually an alt-righter, he's just a very right wing conservative
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>>67683333
lol no
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>>67683335
appeals to the misogynistic weirdos who populate the alt right and tokenism because he's gay so they can't be criticised for their politically incorrect opinions
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>>67683384
>/co/mblr freaking out at PC
you're full of shit
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lines for the lads
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>>67682782
Basque and Valencia honorary whites 2bh, rest of Europe can FUCK OFF
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>>67683384
>/co/ freaks out art Marvel being "too PC", /tv/ has a bitch fit evry time they see an interracial couple in a show, and i'm sure /x/ is having wars over white aliens vs black aliens.
this is because of the /pol/ influence, particularly on /tv/
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>>67683395
being a racist on 4chan is the equivalent of being a runtish normie irl
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>being a racist on 4chan is the equivalent of being a runtish normie irl
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>>67683384
how is any of that a problem? you're free to leave if you're unhappy being the minority on this site
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>>67682946
what coded emails?
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>>67683402
nah man it's true, they really went at it hard for awhile, but to be fair Marvel was being extremely transparent in their pandering and very "girl power", 'twas the age of the Lady Thor, known affectionately as "Whor"
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>>67683437
whining about people who hurt your feelings on 4chan is amazing tho, please continue.
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>>67683386
He's just an attention seeker
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I'm about to stomp this Croatian runts skull in lads

*crushes the Croatian runts skull in*

Aha lads
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good morning everyone except for the gays
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>>67683491
morning la
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>>67683483
haha

*sackwhacks you*

doink!
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>>67683462
Oh no, i'm not unhappy. i'm just pointing out /pol/ isn't the origin of 4chan intolerance. i'm actually all for intolerance myself, being a white male i'm never targeted. excpt when i'm targeted for not being targeted and being a white male, but i ignore those times
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good morning gays
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>>67683468
emails between clinton's campaign staff
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good morning teacher
good morning friends
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>>67682782
if you pronounce J as anythin other than J then you're a bloody jf desu
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>>67683298
love dis song
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>>67682961
hmm.. yes... a modern day freud... please continue with your excellent analysis
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how is smoked salmon this good.
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>>67683586
fuck off murderer
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>>67683088
his fans must be blind not to see through that amount of narcisssism
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Having a gf is really nice
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>>67683596
yeah, it's pretty good.
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>>67683335
depends on what your view of alt right is. /pol/ is basically white nationalists but not as retarded so they present their answers nicer by claiming to defend workers jobs, culture etc.

The alt right you see on reddit are more like ukippers. They're the ones that milo fits in with
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>>67683593
you cant murder a fish. they're basically plants of the sea.
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>>67683148
incredible
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whens the next /brit/ meetup?
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>>67683612
salmon live in rivers in rivers and streams mostly
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>>67683148
jesus christ, Jones can say something that makes sense and then instantly go into a rant about fish people and obama being satan
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>>67683633
most salmon live in the ocean and migrate to fresh water to breed.
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Ah yes, rorkes.
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>>67682782
fucking brits, they already conquered costa blanca
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>>67683630
the last bunch still haven't found each other yet
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>>67683661
fuck off murderer
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>>67683663
huffington post and the guardian do this too, no?
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>>67683689
Actually Huffington doesn't even pay you.
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>>67683674
no. im going to sit here and enjoy my smoked fish carcass.
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>>67683674
gonna punch a fish every time you post this
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>>67683713
fuck OFF murderer
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>that chicken tasted funny
>*check packet*
>sell by date: 06/11
am I going to die?
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>>67682782
CEEEENTRAL EUROPE!!!!!
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>>67683663
>5-7 dollars
might as well be an imageboard custodian
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THAILAAAAAD

>>67683744
fuck off murderer
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>>67683761
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>>67683732
you shouldn't punch fish. you should trick them into getting their mouth impaled by curved metal then pull them out of the water, suffocating them. then you should eviscarate the carcass.
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taping a grenade to my testicles lads

hoping I can finally find release x
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>>67683774
>suffocating them
most people just bonk them over the head you sadist
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>>67683744
*crosses fingers*
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lads what size shoe are yous? I'm size 9 which I thought was average but a lad I know was saying the average is like 11-12 which is what he is
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is thailad a grownup?
he sounds like a grownup,but why would he be on /brit/?
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>most people just bonk them over the head you sadist
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>>67683796
what kind of question is that you fucking weirdo
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>>67683806
most people here are adults except st 7-11pm
thats kiddie time on /brit/
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Just sold a lad some past-by chicken haha the bloody runt
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>>67683665
Costa del Sol, the Balearic Islands and the Canary Islands are ours too.

>Spain will be a British colony in your lifetime
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>>67683827
what size shoe are you
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>>67683830
heard that's the most painful way to go
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>>67683828
I'm not talking age
I'm talking living in your parents house, having your mum still do your washing
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>a girl is actually coming over for "Netflix and chill" today

My life has changed so much this month
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>>67683796
46. holy shit i have clown feet.

but really, pic for reference
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>>67683857
i think most of us are either uni students or computer ppl who shitpost at work

t. sysadmin
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>>67683874
or NEETs
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>cuttle-ree
>cut-le-ree
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>>67683842
>tfw size 9 and 6 foot

Small for my height, then again people who are under 6 feet and have something like size 15 shoes look absurd.
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>>67683889
well there's the paki bender sex offender and I think desklad's a neet

reckon neet population here during 9-5 is less than the relative normies
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>>67683861
>Netflix

Fuck off yank
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>>67683872
My sister's husband has 52, don't worry.

>>67683889
I am tasting the Neet life before my next job begins in January.

Feels good.

Still, I dislike these posts about how the Neet Life is superior.

Thats just bullshit, as you have no social status whatsoever from drawing benefits.
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>he doesn't watch Netflix
abnormies FUCK OFF
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>>67683857
My mummy irons my shirts for me
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>>67683930
>needing social status
third eye: welded shut
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>>67683930
>social status
don't you have to know people first?
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>>67683905
Isn't it the second?
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Coming over to Gerald's today for netflix and chill

keeps calling me a girl for some reason
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>>67683909
im 6'1
my brother is 5'10 and has size 12 and its like hes wearing flippers
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Netfilix UK is a waste of money
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Any of you lads watched the grand tour? how is it?
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>>67683953
um, okay? "The Grim Reaper has no Race".

wow, that was profound.
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>>67683953
thats not true because the bible says man was built in Gods image and islam recognises the bible
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>>67683945
Fuck off, social circles are a thing.

>>67683946
>Implying anybody would not know at least some people.
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UK Billionaires Want This "Video" Banned
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>>67684017
outside of home, I know my work coach and 1 lad who works in asda whom I went to school with

and I don't 'know' them, just their names
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watched blue is the warmest colour with the gf

kept taking the piss all the way through the film
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>it's a bottom feeder advocates for a hierarchical, domineering society episode
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>>67684046
I am in luck then, as I am visitng my old friends from school soon.

>Truly, I am blessed.
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reminder Americans are the ones who popularised the cuck fetish
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>>67684054
Isn't that the american dream?
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>>67684046
you sound like a right loser
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>>67684099
that's subjective
If I had friends, I'd never see them
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morning lads
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>>67684120
except the gays?
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>>67684135
what's that mate?
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>>67684099
tbf I lived in a different town to where I went to school and all my friends lived a good 30 mins drive away. With no car I pretty much lost contact with them when I left school
luckily I made friends in uni but for a good while my only friends were people I play vidya with
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>The shooting unfolded when the suspect pulled his car up behind the parked police cruiser, got out, walked to the patrol car and shot the detective in the head through the window as he was writing a ticket

>...no motive for the shooting was readily apparent
ah yes
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i hate cunts
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lol
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>>67684157
fascinating

*walks away and talks to someone else*
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>>67684177
its easily done to lose contact with people lad
dont be so quick to judge
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been in my job 6 months and I've shagged two of the girls there (out of about 6)

and I'm about as abnormie as they come
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>>67683073
good post
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>>67684210
does it not make it a bit awkward around the workplace lad? or are you so bad at it that they aren't interested in doing it again?
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>>67684228
one of them has a boyfriend so we agreed never to speak of it ever again and we just pretend everything is normal, although we still flirt and that

the other one I'm still shagging on weekends
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>Solution Architect

NEED this job title
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>>67684169
Think I know who this is desu
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>>67684270
English women are just out and out whores
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why are you all cucked by veggies
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well good morning
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Can't think of any political leader that's had a more soothing or relaxing voice than Ronald Reagan.
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>English women are just out and out whores
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>hatposting without quoting anyone
very little gimmick potential here t b h
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>>67684295
don't see how it's whorish if we're both single

the other one though yeah fair play she's a bit of a goer
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=7UIHl0oJEpg

tune
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>>67684313
t.english slag
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>>67684322
yeah i meant the cheater
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>>67684329
young moggers in the thumbnail
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>>67684345
gotta adapt to the climate unfortunately, I wish I could find a nice qt down to earth girl that doesn't slag around but I just don't know any
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Just applied for ten jobs. Gonna be rejected by them all. It's not a great feeling
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>WBA v Burnley
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>>67684210
>and I'm about as abnormie as they come

Clearly not you lying humble-bragging normie twat
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>>67683013
no that's the one currently being rejected
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>liberals = socialists
hm
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>>67684401
Have you ever thought about lying on a application to better your chances?
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>>67684410
Literally why? It's a fucking prime time slot.
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>>67684440
correct
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>>67684441
kek remember that gimmick the lad had going where he said he lied on his resume saying he spoke chinese then his coworkers would ask how to say a word in Chinese and he'd just make it up
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whats a daftie?
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>>67684441
Yeah, but if I get found out and sacked
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>>67684459
No. I actually never post here. Does he still have his current position?
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>>67684468
you're a daftie
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feeling happy lads
>>
liberalism is a mental disease
>>
>>67684489
I don't they'll care if you lie about how long you worked at a pizza place
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>>67684500
apparently, im not quite sure if it actually happened or if it was just a gimmick but yeah. he said he came clean and he wasn't fired
>>
at work boys haha boss just had a go at me for fucking something up, could do with a (You)
>>
>>67683335
He's a bender so he gets away with stuff more easily.
>>
@67684544

shan't be responding to this CLEAR bait
>>
>>67684544
tosser haha get your shit together
>>
Normies are drones controlled by the hive mind
>>
why is everyone here either a complete normie or does shitty memes where they pretend to be a turbo normie?
where can I find real cute british boys talking about nerdy things or no gf feels???
>>
>>67682799
good post
>>
>>67684528
I want to believe, but I bet it's just an exaggeration.
>>
>>67684578
*rubs your tummy*
>>
>>67684578
on the boards about nerdy things, or /r9k/ for the no gf spackers
>>
>>67684544
tell us what happened lad
>>
Finished my one act playscript lads

Now I just need a title
>>
>>67684593
VERY happy to see this classic gimmick
>>
Beef stew for dinner tonight boys
>>
>>67684578
/brit/ is normie limbo

We're too inept to be real normals, but we're not /r9k/ levels of hopeless.
>>
remember fatcam lads
>>
Listening to Fleetwood Mac.
>>
>>67684609
'tis the season
>>
>>67684544
hang in there old boy
>>
need a hot bf to pin me down and slam my bp
>>
The gf
>>
>>67684623
>patrician taste mom rock
>>
>telling him to go to /r9k/

have you seen the STATE of /britfeel/? it's like fucking facebook
>>
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thoughts on red velvet cake? looks scrummy but is it just an overpriced gimmick
>>
Best gimmicks of this year:

1. Ah yes
2. Really makes you think
3. Shan't be doing X

Thoughts?
>>
>>67684667
read this post in Victoria Derbyshire's voice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6j3tsywKh4
>>
don't usually post at this hour so morningposters you have to be on top form in order to make me think highly of you
>>
>>67684667
Someone described it to me as "period cake" once and now I can't think it looks anything but disgusting.
>>
>>67684664
blame Monica
>>
>>67684685
Really makes you think isn't even a /brit/ gimmick
>>
>>67684685
Missing "the so-called x"
>>
What are the officially licenced /brit/ spinoff generals anyway?

There's /brit/, Brit/pol/, /britfeel/, which others?
>>
>>67684685
wow they are all mine too
>>
>>67684728
I always thought it started here.

>>67684729
Never caught on that much, but I suppose.
>>
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>>67684697
there was a post on the 'ddit about tomato ketchup cake and thats kind of ruined the appeal for me a bit
>>
>>67684685
good literary gimmicks
>>
could really munch through a victoria sponge right now
>>
my /brit/ achievements and gimmicks of 2016:

- the so-called X
- the self-styled X
- *walks off and talks to someone else*
- footie actionposting
- could heem any one of you
- successfully revived "got called a racist in greggs"
- 6'4 brick shithouse pasta
- became the most prolific bradleyposter this year

probably loads more I'm forgetting. you lot really are lucky to have me
>>
>>67684798
All terrible
>>
>>67684798
>successfully revived "got called a racist in greggs"
you cannot take credit for this you piece of shit
>>
Business idea: Victoria Derbyshire sponge
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>tfw your gimmick gets recognition
>>
business idea: victoria derbyshire's bum on my face
>>
in bed watching this morning with the gf
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>>67684828
>tfw you enter a thread and see people using your gimmick

carry on my wayward sons
>>
on /brit/ posting with the lads
>>
>>67684841
>born in Ramsbottom, United Kingdom
aha
>>
Regretting selling those 20bitcoin now lads, BTC is at an all-time high since the spike a few years back. I would have quadrupled my money by waiting a year.
>>
>tfw invented the meta-gimmick posting gimmick
heh
>>
>>67684870
*rams your bottom*
>>
>>67684685
>>67684739

Elision posting is also doing well.

For example,

'za
'sheed
'ddit
'bena
'sicki
'sie
>>
>>67684860
poofs! the lot of them!
>>
>>67684871
sometimes I lay awake at night thinking about years and years ago when I used to see bitcoin threads on /b/ and scroll past because I assumed it was a scam

if I'd invested then I'd be rich now
>>
going to go and shit out a big poo, wish me luck lads
>>
kind of want to say i started elision posting but that could be wrong. there are definitely times where i think i started the gimmick but it turn out i didn't
>>
>>67684910
hindsight is 20/20
we'd all be rich if we could predict the future
>>
>>67684871
Literally laughed my arse off the first time I heard of bitcoins back in 2013 when they were going for $100, remember saying "Who the fuck would spend real money to buy something entirely digital?

feel a bit silly now
>>
wait yes I am claiming the elision gimmick because it started with "Friday night? Time to browse the 'chon!"
>>
>>67684931
hmm yes I suppose you're right...

*stares out the window at the lashing rain*
>>
>>67684893
>'ddit
'dit la
>>
literally started the radical centrist meme and the complaining about file sizes meme (which an Aussie took credit for)
>>
>>67684910
I remember buying a shit tonne of bitcoin at like £3 each. Had hundreds of them because I was buying weed on the internet.

It's £600 per coin now. Usually it doesn't keep me up but just last year I was moving some money around to afford my trip to Aus and I said to myself 'I should keep some BTC' but I didn't cause I'm an idiot.
>>
am unironically living gimmick timothy byrne
>>
>and the complaining about file sizes meme (which an Aussie took credit for)
lel no lad

>>67684976
It's Timothy James Byrne
>>
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>tfw laying awake at night thinking about the failed gimmicks that you piloted but didn't take off

I could have done more
>>
>>67684986
check the archives
>>
just realised that "hindsight is 20-20" refers to 20-20 vision

bit obvious
>>
>tfw I started the gimmick of calling memes gimmicks
you're all puppets and I am the puppeteer
>>
>winter

NOT a fan of this gimmick
>>
hindsight is 50-50
>>
>>67684986
don't tell me what my name is

or ill set moosey on you
>>
hindsight is 2-1 at half time with a man sent off
>>
im the phantom typer
>>
got to give a mention to the replying to posts without linking the post or even referencing the post number gimmick
>>
>sports
>>
>check the archives
your response every time you try to falsely lay claim to it
bit sad la, lying on the internet
>>
the ol prince has good taste
>>
wonder what the bloke who drew that pepe the frog comic back in the day is thinking now

bet he's in hysterics
>>
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>when your gimmick is transcendant
>>
check the archives is a gimmick itself
>>
>>67685067
he died a few years ago
>>
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is it actually raining cuz I need to go into town
*sticks hand out the bathroom window*
for fucks sake
>>
The GIANTS of West Bromich Albion play host to the TITANS of Burnley, making them both seem normal sized
>>
you are now aware that the reason there are often really shit games on MNF is because they have to show each team a certain number of times so when a shit team is involved they may as well kill 2 birds with one stone and show them playing another shit team
>>
feel like walking down a busy street while it's raining
feels and sounds comfy
>>
personal favs.

gola pasta
reported dealer to police at uni pasta
the extra flags fedora pasta
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>that period earlier in the year when there was literally a terror attack on the continent every day

that were mental
>>
>>67685154
don't recognise any of these, suspect you're just naming your shit gimmicks
>>
>>67685066
>darkie

#NotMyPrincess
>>
>>67685081
no he didn't
>>
>>67685182
no you're just a casual
>>
there's a thread on /tv/ where the OP image is Spiderman's eyes with the twin towers reflected in them and the first post's number ends in 911 hahaha
>>
>>67685163
Shame it stopped they're pushing migrants again, successfully, because people forget easily.
>>
>>67685193
mental haha
*walks off and talks to someone else*
>>
>>67685193
thanks mate don't link it we'll just go check for ourselves
>>
>>67685198
>Shame it stopped
alri rasheed?
>>
>>67685198
>Shame it stopped

rasheed
>>
>>67685198
rorkesheed
>>
>>67685193
i just checked and you're right, there is hahaha
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>>67685193
3 spooky 0 me
>>
I am the owner of the now-retired black gf gimmick
>>
i had a quick look but couldn't find it
>>
absolutely chucking it down outside

rain is rattling against my window

snuggled up under my duvet, shan't be moving today
>>
might try and persuade the self-styled fwb to move in with me for financial purposes
>>
just invented the "mention a post somewhere else on 4chan" gimmick and I feel like it's really taking off
>>
margot robie is really overrated
>>
>>67685299
shes fit tbf
>>
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3954238/Cancer-stricken-four-year-old-broke-internet-s-heart-father-posted-photo-suffering-died-family-confirm.html

What kind of person do you have to be to look at your own 4 year old daughter writhing in pain and think:
>Hmm, that's worth a few facebook likes
>>
I rate margot robie

tbf I also rated amber herd so I've been with before
>>
>>67685323
normie drones are not human
>>
haven't had a single (You) so far today

who wants to be my first?
>>
@67685336

Shan't be me you pathetic runt
>>
Considering popping some lad's (You) cherry

Thoughts, opinions, insights?
>>
eating custard creams for breakfast + lunch because I've nowt else in

(You)s appear to be at a premium right now, gonna try some quantitive easing
>>67685246
>>67685247
>>67685268
>>67685274
>>67685283
>>67685309
>>67685330
>>67685333
>>67685336
>>67685371
>>67685377
>>
suspending all (you)'s until further notice
>>
>>67685390
>>67685392
seeding these posts, please don't be a (You) leech
>>
wish the mainstream meedyuh would leave are wazza alone
>>
fuck me

my street is literally flooding
>>
>>67685456
oh dam
>>
>>67685478
>>67685478
>>67685478
>>
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>ah yes I live on a flood plane, capital idea
>>
got kicked from britfags because I couldn't maintain a 1:1 (You) ratio
>>
>>67685496
*shoots you down*
*retaliates against the citizens of Dresden*
>>
Just ate a meat
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