/v4/

Is /v4/ full of magical woodland critters?

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>>67681003
yes

Good morning.

Good morning everyone, what are you guys up to?

>>67681125
Woke up at 7AM, took the dog out for a walk. Watching Galileo now. Anything more interesting going on over there at your place?

>>67681186
Nothing really, fed the cat, got a beer and now I'm watching YouTube videos

Dobrý den!
Really don't feel like working this morning, not that that's anything new.

i am awake

>>67682475
>don't feel like working this morning
Try working remotely, I can't even force myself to open the laptop

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>>67682603
iktf

>>67682603
i could be working from home, i came in to avoid the predicament you're in
doesn't really help tho

>>67682475
>Really don't feel like working this morning
t. me every single day

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Is she perfect?

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WE

>>67681059
>>67681125
>>67682475
>>67682513
>>67682603
Ahoj

At work, somehow woke up after falling asleep around 03:00 or a bit after

Sometimes when I get so little sleep I somewhat feel like I have more energy.

>tfw probably gonna get tired as hell when I come home though, and fall asleep until the evening but I hope I don't

>What's your job
>Your wage
>How old are u
Junior code monkey, first job
1400e
Turned 22 a month ago

>>67683444
senior code monkey
more than you
younger than you

>>67683444
Newspaper layout designer, whole work based on templates, just get text and pictures and only have to put them together so that it looks nice. First job, only got here because my aunt works here.

380 €

Going to turn 22 next week

>>67683617
That sounds comfy. Big paper? Are you still studying?

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fucking reee

Ever ordered something from USA? Is it normal that it takes so fucking long?

>>67683645
No, little, city local. To newspapers, one is 8 pages which I do all, and another one is 12 pages of which I do just 4 pages or if coworker is not present then 11 pages. Also there is third paper (more like magazine) which is just 90% ads, where the real money is made. People call and tell what they buy, sell and so on and we write it down on paper. Then on Tuesdays I take half of those papers and type them into computer. It takes about 8 pages of Word document to type it all and about 8 hours of time. It is quite comfy, but even when it isn't physically demanding or really hard, the pay is still crap. Especially keeping in mind rent and other fees (still live with my parents).

>>67681125
working

didn't go to office because I'm feeling a bit sick though, so it's relatively comfy

>>67681125
Last day of work,then 2 days off. Fucking finally desu. Cant stand working 6 days in a row anymore

Android Pay is really comfy, I just replaced 3 cards with a phone app

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really made me think

>>67683897
it's stupid, you can't simplify complex societal interaction with 4 slide memepics

not that everyone isn't doing this with every single thing

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zdrastvuj comrades

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>>67684075
no elo co tam jak tam

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>>67684146

>>67684184
te jebane banery reklamowe

>>67683975
its literally what happened and is happening atm

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>>67684075
zdrastvuj

>>67684184
>gres polerowany
kek what a meme language
>ivory
kek what a cucks

>>67681125
'Sup. Not doing anything special right now. No lectures on Monday. Drinking coffee.

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>tfw no juicy thicc hungarian gf to watch soccer with

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>>67684092
its open carry in texas

>>67684343
would come on tits/10

>>67684357
wtf is biracial

>>67684406
mutt

>>67684207
no it isn't.

How about, instead of memeing your ignorance on history, you actually go read a proper history book or a dozen

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>>67683975
nevermind that people a tad bit smarter than you have proven centuries ago that this is the tl;dr of history and it's an adequate model for 90% of history

>>67683766
Yes, 2 weeks

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>>67684964
>the tl;dr of history

But that's the point.

It's like having "dude, just like, these, like almost balls, but like, wAVES, n shieet repel and attract n stuff" as a adequate explanation on atomic theory.

It's stupid and silly and the plebs love it.

also,
>interpretation
>proven

Ex môjho šéfa ma pozvala k sebe do Budapešti, povedala, že môžem spať v jej posteli. Je veľmi krásna. Čo mám robiť?

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>put on cheerful punk music top wind me up a little
>remember it was my ded friend's favourite
i hate to be tricked like this

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>tfw btfo'ing Ming
yesterday was a good day

>>67685672
>tfw paradox added new fun stuff but shitted up the game even more with 1.18

I really don't understand them. Now, a defending army can get the negative bonus from mountains and river crossings, tactical positioning means shit all, it's come down to a literally manpower war.

>>67684446
You first

>>67685887
Well, coincidentally, since this is v4, here's an interesting look on A-H dynamics that tries to avoid apocryphal nationalism, that I'm reading right now.
Written by a foreigner though, so it's got its downsides, but it's a fun read.

http://www.hup.harvard.edu/catalog.php?isbn=9780674047761

Diablo 2 ladder reset tomorrow and I have to go on field work for three days. Kill me.

>>67686104
wew lad, there are grills who are legal in most of europe and older than that game

>>67685722
I actually like those tactical changes. It was so damn retarded that when you had a fort in mountains (which should logically be easier to defend) and somebody was sieging it, you had to suffer -2 from terrain in combat when you engaged them. By that logic, you should just build forces on grasslands to not have any minuses when engaging besieging armies.

Otherwise the combat didn't really change much, except it got more important if you are fighting in your country or in enemies', which also makes a lot of sense.

>>67686130
younger*

>>67686138
Well sure, that was weird (although there are cases like that in IRL battles), but overall, it just randomises another thing that the player previously had input.

>>67685388
Zeptej se šéfa

>>67686172
For my playstyle its an improvement, since i can just leave 6k stack on the fort and leave my 20k army in occupied province where they can defend against enemies and don't suffer attrition. I don't really see what you don't like about it, the terrain is still there are you can use it, just don't defend directly on forts.

>>67686275
>the terrain is still there are you can use it

Well no, it can all turn against me and when I defend at chokepoints, my army gets the malus, randomly.

I used to exploit these advantages heavily against more powerful enemies, now it's a game of chance.

I guess I'm just sad I can't destroy 150k france with a cookie cutter 30k prussian army like I did back in EU3 :^)

>>67686373
I don't understand what you're on about, terrain still works exactly the same. Only difference is that when sieging forts you are treated as the attacker and higher leader maneuver can cancel strait/river crossing penalty.

>>67686491
I might be losing my mind then, I distinctly remember defending on a random province and getting the malus, after the new patch.

I'm gonna test it out...

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I really prefer working from the office rather than from home.
Ban me pls

>>67686525
I think i noticed one thing and that is that if you have 5k defending against 30k in enemy territory and after few days of the battle your own 30k joins in, then you might get minuses, acting as if your 30k attacked the enemy 30k. But i'm not really sure about this, didn't really try it out much.

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>>67686672
You can never escape

>trying to explain to bank officer you want to refund 40€ that you spent on ingame currency because you got banned

She mustve though im complete retard

>>67686525
who is the owner of the province
who is controlling the province

>>67686683
I was actually surprised about that thing where if you are sieging fort and you get attacked you are treated as an attacker. I fired up EU4 like a week ago for that Bohemia game after a long period of time. I am pleased by it, seems really logical to me.

And about that other thing, I think it's true. But I am not sure if that's new, I remember quite a while ago that if enemy attacks my soldiers and gets minuses, and then I send reinforcements to join that battle, my troops get the minuses instead. But I might be confusing it, maybe it is recent. It's weird though. The way I think, if your smaller enemy is fighting bigger enemy (but no necesserily) and you send lots more troops to help, those troops should be able to flank the enemy by surprise in the midst of the battle. Just like in historical battles.

>>67686745
I'd pay to listen to that conversation lol

>>67686683
yeah, but that happened even before and it kinda makes sense.

Anyway, I guess I was just stupid, I tested it out and in 10 cases, the attacker always got the malus.

As per >>67686790, I was the owner, I'm gonna test out a few more examples when I have the time.

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Poland is a great ally of Sweden.

>>67686806
>Just like in historical battles.
Historical battles didn't take half a year. The way i imagine it, the combat in the province means that the armies/supporting regiments meet daily in different little battles and skirmishes. It makes sense if a new vast army arrives in a province where those battles and skirmishes are taking place, they will be attacking set up defensive positions.

But i still think there should be a flanking bonus in this game. When you attack one army by two armies from two directions, you should get like +2 bonus in combat.

Also, I'd just like to point out that the Great Powers mechanic is implemented a bit silly, especially the part where you can interfere when there is an inbalance of great powers in a war.

Sounds great in theory, in practice, Muscowy joined a war between my ally Sweden and Denmark, then after Muscowy was rekt and white peace'd, France joined, then after they got rek'd, Ottomans joined.

Altogether 500k casualties over 10 years on both sides, resulting in a switch of one 8 development province...


>>67686940
How it would go:
>AI couldn't handle the encriclements
>super exploitable
>Paradox makes up another almost fixed malus to gimp the player, because they can't into AI

Although I do have to say, they did improve the AI's tactical deployment over the past few months by quite a bit.

Did you know there is a Polish book called "Kanalizacya miasta Warszawy jako narzędzie judaizmu i szarlataneryi w celu zniszczenia rolnictwa polskiego oraz wytępienia ludności słowiańskiej nad Wisłą" ?
Where can I buy a copy??

>>67686940
Oh, I didn't think of it like that. I didn't consider time because of how it is simulated in the game, like yeah maybe it is little skirmishes, but then it's just weird that you can see the attack phases and positions which just says that it is one big battle, which again would be ridiculous because it does take so long as you said.

But I always imagined as one simple big battle, where if you make another army join, they should already know about what kind of battle is going on there and take advantage of it, coming from the side or from behind and having some kind of bonus even.

>>67687025
>Great Powers mechanic
Wait, is that a DLC thing? Because i never seen it

We should make EUIV multiplayer session some day

>>67687172
Possibly, dunno, I just pirate the whole thing, I'm not giving those jews 200$ for this game.

>>67686745
>40e on LoL
Co sis koupil?

We should all speak this
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lach_dialects
>Lašsky jazyk, w širokych rysach, je młuva ludu w sewerowychodnej Morawě, w starym "Rakuskym Ślónsku" a w Hučinsku. Od zapadniho jazyka českeho a połedniho jazyka slowénskeho śe rozeznowo hławně akcéntém na předostatni słabice, od wychodniho jazyka polskeho hławně ňedostatkém nosowych samohłosek

>>67687221
Its actually worth it. There are constant updates and patches that keep improving the game and making sure it never gets old and boring. Plus you can download shitton of mods.

>>67686745
Why did you get banned?

>>67687214
Would rather play AoE or even LoL desu

>>67687249
Thats like Czech with "w"

>>67687214
Yeah we should. I am not good in MP though, I never play it. And in single player I save scum a lot to form the game to my linking.

>>67687221
>>67687259
>Not just buying the game for cheap from Russian or G2A and pirating the DLCs

>>67686806
>as Bohemia
You're a complete czechaboo, aren't you? I love it, pls move here, we need people who actually like this country.

>>67687240
9 ahri skins

>>67687260
Have dota installed on my pc

>>67687294
Yeah, and I've never seen any other. Your country is seriously underrated I think. I will be learning Czech someday, not sure when, need real good motivation for it and I'd like to buy a book or two for grammar but they're deadass expensive. So it will take a while.

If you will be here in ~4 hours I will show you my current Bohemia game.

>>67687279
No it's much better for me to understand than Czech 2bh
>młuwa
>nedostatkem
>połedniho

>>67687292
I never played EUIV MP either, thats why i think it could be fun. But just some short game, like taking different OPMs in HRE

>>67687259
>>67687292

I can get almost any mod from russian and turkish forums (and certainly the ones that are actually good).
I'd give them money if it were otherwise, but they have seriously let me down as developers in the past few years.

>>67687350
>taking different OPMs in HRE
That could be really fun, I always wanted to do that. I remember that I was trying to play with few guys different vassals in Byzantine Empire in CK2.

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>>67687295
>9 ahri skins
please tell me you are joking

>>67687172
its the latest dlc
you can intervene in wars if the defender is attacked by great powers (of which there are 8 based on development, tech and military?)

>>67685672
How did your Venice game go?

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>>67687407
To shit pretty quickly ever since Ottomans allied Poland and Austria became a little pussy who won't join in. But it was fun up until then.

Man, all this talk of EUIV really makes me wish I had a PC that could run it. My map-painting autism has been somewhat satisfied ever since Reaper's Due made CK2 playable for me again, but EU looks like so much fun.

>>67687393
Sometimes i really want those DLC, but then i realize there would be so much new things and mechanics, and i am glad i just have the vanilla.

>>67687524
Dear god man, how.
From what I've heard, it's really akward playing without the DLCs and with the patches.

It's a lot of bloat, but some functions are quite good.

>>67687524
you are missing out anon
seriously
i didnt get payed by johan for this post

>over 1200 hours

>>67687507
What kind of computer do you have? I played EU3 until EU4 came out, and then I just played it regardless how shit it ran. One month would pass in maybe 10-15 seconds on max speed.

>>67687524
>>67687575
You guys buy/want to buy DLCs? Why don't you just pirate them? It's the most logical thing to buy the game and pirate the DLCs since you can still play MP while only having paid for the base game.

>>67687603
I buy the DLC because I mostly like Paradox and want to support them.

>>67687575
>>67687603
I know they will be good and i will appreciate them, but the issue is that i understand and have control over the game as it is now. If i downloaded new DLCs, i would be so confused that i would screw up next ten games withing fifty years.

>>67687704
Just do eet.
You did it every time you started playing a new Paradox game, you'll get used to it in 3-5 games anyway.

>>67687603
i bought them on sale, will continue doing so

>>67687704
Tried reading the EU wiki about it?

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Bullshit this is stupid fucking bullshit how am I supposed to even survive early game? It takes ages to build a fucking warrior let alone an army by the time I have 3 squads enemy already can stomp me.

>>67687905
>>67687973
I am just afraid about the game getting too complicated. I am a stoner, i always play it high and i miss a lot of things as it is.

Maybe i will get there in time but so far i am satisfied with vanilla

>>67688347
git gud

Do you guys have any specific/kind of unique way to calm yourselves down? When I come home from work, I go to bathroom and after taking shower I sit on the edge of bath and keep the water running. Then I just sit with my eyes closed or stare at the wall. I know it wastes lots and lots of water but the sound of it running somehow calms me down. And it's good because next to the bath there is radiator and I can warm up after taking the shower.

>>67688870
I punch shituanians in the face.

>>67688922
rude

>>67688870
Yeah, I used to have 30-40min showers, I just lied down in the bath, turned the lights off and half dozed off, while spraying myself with steaming water.

It's still the best thing when coming home stoned in winter after standing outside for 6 hours in the freezing cold.

>>67688966
Slovenians are cunts and I wanna murder them.

>>67688966
Damn that sounds uplifting. I can only take cold showers, even during winter, so anything warms makes me feel really good.

>>67689002
why so rude?

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>>67688870
I shitpost in my thoughts or imagine that I'm with my waifu

>>67689035
Because Slovenians are stupid fucks just like pepiks.

>>67689021
damn mate, that's too bad.
Don't you have a heating plant nearby, you're from an ex commie country after all...

>>67689206
Nope, don't see how it would help... need my own flat

Speaking of it, how are renting costs in v4 countries, bigger and smaller cities, compared to average wages?

>>67689268
well, slovenia is not really v4...

I haven't looked at the renting market lately, so it's probably slightly better right now, than it was right after the 2008 crash, but generally, it's around 400-600€/month for a 60-80m2 appartment, depending on the quality and location, in the capital.
Alternatively, rooms (like, for students), are 100-150€/month.

In the smaller cities, it's probably more around 200-400€, but in even smaller towns and rural areas, probably nobody rents, there's only owners.

Oh, the average wage is ~1050€ after taxes.


Ok, now I really gotta go do some work, later

>>67689268
same as
>>67689402
but average wage is 700€ after taxes

>>67689402
>>67689532
That's nice... In my shitty town there is only minimum or below average wage (minimum is 317 € after taxes, I get 380 € after taxes). I am 70 km from capital and around 22,000 people live here. 2 room flat (~60 m2) for rent is 80-100 €, even 1 room (~38 m2) flats go for same price. I saw one for 120 € a month. So there isn't much to live with after it. And it's almost impossible to find one for rent because no one puts ads for it. Everyone rents only through contacts or relatives.

>>67689268
600-800 euro wage and rent is 400+ for big and 200+ for small, also small cities have wage about 400-500

>>67689874
>80€ rent

What the fuck

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Post the best of: bullshit normies tell themselves

>personality matters
>you can be anyone if you work hard enough!
>men and women are equal
>life is sacred because I said so

>>67690169
You will die alone full of regrets

>>67690081
That's in my little town, in capital it's maybe 300 €. Don't forget you need to pay for utilities which is about 80-100 € more. So here in the end you get to live for a month with 160-180 €.

>>67690169
>why are you anxious? Don't be anxious

>>67690205
Everyone dies alone to begin with.

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>>67690169
>personality matters
>you can be anyone if you work hard enough!
>men and women are equal
yes
>life is sacred because I said so
no

>>67690311
>personality
>mattering

if that was the case a 10/10 guy would date a 4/10 girl or vice versa if they were charming enough but guess what it doesn't happen

>you can be anyone if you work hard enough

then everyone in the world would be rich

>men and women are equal

even know when they have equal opportunities they contribute way less to society and I never heard a woman say anything funny or interesting

>>67690169
>everyone got something to excel at

>>67690474
>if that was the case a 10/10 guy would date a 4/10 girl or vice versa if they were charming enough but guess what it doesn't happen
Both looks and personality matter

>then everyone in the world would be rich
No, people are lazy as fuck in general

>even know when they have equal opportunities they contribute way less to society and I never heard a woman say anything funny or interesting
They're equal but not identical

>>67690532
Then how are they equal?

>>67690557
In rights

>>67690583
Which they shouldn't be if they are clearly inferior.

>>67690633
no

>>67690662
Not an argument.

>>67684263
>ivory
is kość słoniowa
the word in the ad is probably just the name of the tile design

>>67690633
>clearly inferior

Are they? Can you prove it? In actual terms, not some bullshit narrative about listing out inventions of whatever.
Can you prove that there is an objective way to measure societal worth, then prove women are inferior in this regard, when you account for all other variables?
Is there a way to measure this proactively or only as a hindsight analysis?

Of course you won't, but let's see what you produce...

>>67691705
>listing inventions is a bullshit narrative
>if it doesn't fit my agenda then it's bullshit

nice

Average woman is smarter than average man

>>67691865
Nice try femwhore.

>>67691865
>has higher level of education

ftfy

>>67691844
Ok, so, let's say you start listing inventions...

Now, how are you gonna account for secondary factors, like the fact that women weren't schooled or even outright banned from schools in the past, not to mention other factors.
Of course, that's still not going over the first hurdle of proving, objectively, societal worth can be purely measured by the amount of inventions a person has contributed.

>>67691705

don't bother. Measures of worth are what you make of them, and if someone's convinced they are "better", there's really no way to convince them otherwise than to personally dominate them - and even then they can justify their beliefs by saying that you cheated.

Barring institutional mindbreak on par with soviet secret services, perhaps.

Notion of equality before Law and before God is good for a harmonious society, but that won't stop edgy fags from thinking otherwise.

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Anyone else played it? I didn't even understand the rules properly since I was a kid so it was more like playing another game with Talisman assets than actually playing Talisman but it still was fun.

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huzzah

>>67692044
Yeah you're right, I'm just allergic to this shit, since these people are such attention whore they have to shit up everything. /his/, for example, was initially an ok board, now 40% of it is basically blue/pol/.

Well, maybe the best method is to ignore them whilst they're in minority.

>>67692044
there is no God

>Stellaris decided to work again for whatever reason
God is real, thank you, time to purge!

>>67692257
>playing this SJW shit

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>>67692176
Dzień dobry

>>67692608
>>>/pol/

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>>67687295

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0JRGPqBGvk

>>67692257
>only resource in starting system us 3 engineering from an anomaly
Never mind, fuck me and fuck god and fuck this game

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>>67692818
svaki dan

In 10th century, we had total of 5 rulers
In 12th century, we had total of 13 rulers

Thank God for Břetislavovy dekrety and seniorate, it really helped stabilizing the situation

Work's over

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ll-Bq6l6hY
>this English
lol

What are you up to, friends?

>>67690169
>looks don't matter
biggest lie

GET IN HERE
>>67694073
>>67694073
>>67694073

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TW9N1Rp7vng

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>>67693912
That English

>>67686900
There are no greater enemies of Poles than Poles

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>>67694277
>lets make a huge multicultural nation and put our ethnicity in a privileged position
>what could go wrong

>>67690169
don't cut yourself on these edges
>personality matters
yes
>you can be anyone if you work hard enough!
no
>men and women are equal
no
>life is sacred because I said so
sacred is a pretentious word, I'd rather say "worth protecting"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KuKyfhERUNM
taxpayers money went to this just so they could shout trianon...

>>67694959
what is this?

>>67690474
>if that was the case a 10/10 guy would date a 4/10 girl or vice versa if they were charming enough but guess what it doesn't happen
Are you underage? That's not how it works.
Nobody says looks are less important than personality, but if a man has to pick between being (and I'm not talking about a one night stand) with a dumb, annoying, hot slut and a smart, cute, caring qt, choosing the latter is obvious.

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>>67694959

>>67695026
I would rather be with a dumb hot girl than ugly ''cute'' (ugly people can't be fucking cute) girl.

>>67695082
You've never lived with a woman, have you?

>>67695024
southern "slovaks"

>>67695107
Does my mom count?

>>67695200
Only if you're romantically involved with her.

>>67691705
>random triggered liberal from Slovenia pops up
lmao
>>67690633
Can you give birth to a baby though? It's a pretty cool skill to have.

>>67695190
what are they doing?

Trump is American version of Zhirinovsky. Thoughts?

>>67695222
Artifficial wombs say hi. In the near future women will become obsolete as artifficial cunts will give birth to brats and sexbots will be fucked by men instead.

>>67695255
Lithuania is european version of Congo.

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>you will never ever get to live during the First Republic

>>67695082
I'm not talking about ugly cute, I'm talking about actual cute
Both looks and personality matter, it's as simple as that

>>67695268
>near future
hmm

>>67695422
Women have no personality. Only looks matter.

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>>67695381
Beneš is my waifu

>>67694959
DAC are fucking faggots lmao always get beaten and have to be protected whenever they meet Spartak or Slovan ultras.

Just wait until some international match is played there every magyar flag will be burned

MAĎARI ZA DUNAJ

>>67695570
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9EMoHNNnFE

>>67695381
First republic is overrated. There are things to look up to, but instead of pining over prematurely severed past, we should strive towards building a better future.

We've already allowed people like Zeman (dood he says it like it is and he puts bitches in place!) and Babiš (dood he's successful businessman who won't shit around, not like those corrupt politicians who've been stealing public shit since "revolution") to hijack spirit of the nation.

It's not unsalvageable, even among naturally sceptical and cynical czech nation, but it will take more than just criticizing bad manners, pointing out fallacies and moral grandstanding.

>>67683005
yes.

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Hey guys, I need some advice. I'm going to Prague with a girl and I'm looking for a bar near the main train station or Václavské náměstí? We don't mind taking a walk if it's worth it. Something that's not filled with tourists and expensive af. Thanks bros.
Also are there any good teahouses around?

>>67695486
Dunno man, your mom is moody as fuck
Sometimes she refuses to swallow

>>67695810
>Also are there any good teahouses around?
I know only one on Anděl
I forgot where exactly it was
I am not very helpful
I am sorry

>>67695892
That's alright mate. If I know that there!s one in Anděl, then that's sufficient enough for me. Have you been there or something?

>>67695810
> bar near the main train station or Václavské náměstí
nothing but tourist traps
the further from the city centre you go, the cheaper it gets
>Also are there any good teahouses around?
the only "teahouse" I know is called U Džoudyho
not a big fan 2bh

>>67694959
im triggered but thats pretty song

>>67696422
>tourist traps
yep, that's what I'm afraid of
>U Džoudyho
Seems like a regular café, but it's something at least..
Appreciated, friend

>>67695810
Depends whats your style. If you are hipster as fuck, then look up Unijazz.

>>67696917
Nah man, just a normal bar that doesn't look like your everyday pub.

>>67697029
Then i can't help you. I don't know any pubs or bars in Prague except Unijazz, Retro and Cross. Funny thing that i live in Pilsen for a year and i know like 50 pubs there.

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I've done it!

I have dismantled HRE as Bohemia, Germany is my oyster now

Next goal is the annexation of Berlin

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>>67695660

>>67697201
Alright then, thanks anyways.

>>67697663
based

>>67697678
my friend was at partizan red star and people there wer shooting at each other

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what do i study

plz help

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>>67698649
>at partizan red star
at what
>>67698752
you study something you like

>>67698920
Partizan Belgrade vs Red Star Belgrade

>>67697663
>>67697520
Noice.

>Next goal is the annexation of Berlin
Why not Poland?

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>>67699224
Because of commonwealth memories, he's a Lithuanian.

Hi

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>>67699517
>Why not Poland
Because they are really nice to me and the greatest ally. I wanted a nice looking border with them, and then expand into Germany, but while I attacked Austria and annexed Styria, they snatched fucking Berlin from me. Now the border looks ugly as sin and I am considering reloading the game to drag Poland into Austrian war as well so they are busy. God damn it Poland.

>>67699904
Hello

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>>67698752
>poles
>blonde

xD

>>67700064
Shift the alliances, ally Turk against Commonwealth.

I always do expanding through trade and it sucks that expanding West is pretty much useless in that matter, thats why my first idea would be to take Krakow.

She bought dress

She has bought dress

which one is correct

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bit bored desu lads

>>67701066
Then kill yourself.

>>67701066
same
I'll probably just go to sleep, even though I know I'll wake up again at 3AM

>>67701047
She bought a dress

1. Always put article before the noun
2. "She has.." "He has..." "They have.." is past perfect, meaning that the thing they are talking about happened in the past, but is still happening and will probably happen in the future. (i.e. She has found a new job)
Thats the precise definition but in reality anglos use past perfect almost anywhere since it fits almost any situation, since it covers basically all the time. So even if that sentence should be without it, i can imagine anglos using "has" there.

>>67701066
>>67701231

Here's some Čanki to keep you entertained.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BbZ2ixS1Y4

>>>/polska/

>>67701336
Slovenia so irrelevant it doesn't have it's own general lmao what are you doing there aren't you 100% germanic? Go to /deutch/.

>>67701047
Depends on context so if you could give full sentence or exercise description if it's exercise or other examples in it then it would be better but basically what >>67701288 said

>>67701288
huh

I thought "past perfect" means that the thing was already done (therefore perfect) at some point in the past I'm talking about (therefore past)

>>67701382
Why are you so bitter?

>>67701382
>his country's general is so slow they only have 2 threads in a day
lmao

>>67701491
I keep wondering if it's always the same guy or if there's multiple grouchy polish flags here.

>>67701491
Why are you here?

>>67701511
and it's still more alive than v4

EU4 session over, reloaded the save and dragged Poland into war with what remains of Austria. After the war doubled my army from 40K to 80K and the next thing will be steamrolling Brandenburg, taking Berlin, blocking Poland from taking any more of their provinces and then trying to take Pomerania to have a coast in Baltics.

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>>67701572
I'm pretty sure it's one guy. He's like the el peruano of /v4/.

>>67701466
Its really kind of vague. Its basically just about how good can you justify shit.
I can say "She has died" because she died in the past, she remains dead in the present and she will be dead in the future.

>>67701648
I still think you should declare on Poland. If not for anything else than for the sake of chaos and total war. You are allied with God damn France, you got nothing to fear of.

>>67697520
>not uniting the Empire under its rightful Bohemian rulers
You've done well, but you could have done better

Why that shithole Indonesia made two good action movies but none of the v4 countries can? Because v4 is full of FUCKING SUBHUMANS and there is no God and if he is then he is a cunt and most likely a nigger as well.

good evening friends. anybody likes Mňága? it helps me cope with the depressive part of my maniodepressive disorder

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0CT-FfP2KA

>>67701288
how can you buy something and it is still happening?

>>67701886
We make god-tier comedies, action is for children

>>67702002
recommend some good czech comedies

>>67701944
>>67701944
I could justify it
She bought the dress in past, she owns it now and she will own it in the future

Like i said, those rules are really vague.
But if you want to be 100% grammatically correct don't try any stupid justification, just use it where its clear that the action happened in past and continues into the future

>>67702002
Comedies are cringeworthy shit genre for faggots
>hey Mike
>hey Steve
>I FARTED *laughing track*
>movie gets an award and 95% on Rotten Tomatoes

>>67702093
Pelíšky
Snowborďáci
Sněženky a machři
S čerty nejsou žerty (fuck you, its a comedy, i laugh my ass off during that)
Kouř
..
help me Czechanons

>>67702129
but its not about owning, its about buying

>>67702230
Thats fucking american teenager comedy.

Our comedy is more about the dry humour, like British

>>67702093
not that guy but it try the Básníci series, really cheeky with hot girls. Anything from Svěrák/Smoljak, i.e. Marečku, podejte mi pero, Jáchyme hoď ho do stroje, Kulový blesk etc. Limonádový Joe is a classic.

If you like more modern shit, go for Macháček. Anything he is in turns out pretty much gold. Samotáři, Jedna ruka netleská, Nestyda...

A lot of good movies from different parts of our past.

>>67701288
>2. "She has.." "He has..." "They have.." is past perfect, meaning that the thing they are talking about happened in the past, but is still happening and will probably happen in the future. (i.e. She has found a new job)
>Czech education
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Present_perfect

>>67702235
Jedna ruka netleská
Limonádový Joe
Vesničko má středisková
Jáchyme hoď ho do stroje
Slunce seno
Samotáři
Příběhy obyčejného šílenství
Rafťáci
fucking CIMRMAN

We got shitload of it. The older you watch, the better.

But i think Pelíšky, Limonádový Joe a Jedna ruka netleská should be the basics if you want to get into Czech comedy.

>>67702093
Slunce, seno, jahody
Slunce, seno a pár facek
Slunce, seno, erotika
Pelišky

>>67702334
>british ''humor''
just like epic Monthy Python right
>WOAH FUCK NOT THE COMFY CHAIR PLZ NO :(
>Haha oh my Brian that's some witty commentary about recent socioeconomical changes, really made me think.

>>67702532
can you stop shitting up the thread pls? go troll on /v/ or something we just wanna chill

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>>67702517
Have you watched Limonádový Joe?
That is fucking elder god-tier

finally home. Time to get comfy and play vidya.

Is it better to play LoL on west or east? Can I escape siemkas by migrating to west?

>>67702574
this

>>67702574
>p-pls leave my hugbox
>DUDE LE SILLY WALKS XD

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>>67701572
>not recognizing marcel
it's really not that hard

>>67702235
>>67702389
>>67702504
>>67702517

Thanks for the suggestions, some of them pretty fun, I hope I'll find them on torrent sites.

>>67702610
West has lots of poles as well unfortunately

>>67702610
When i tried West few times, it was flooded with Turks

>>67702610
>Is it better to play LoL

it's better for you to kill yourself

>>67702632
>I'm entitled to be a dick just for the sake of it

What are you, american?

>>67702665
Sums up the thoughts of average Brit.

>>67702695
>I'm on a general that I shouldn't

what are you a faggot?

I bet you watch Avengers and are a fan of Batman
>Superman is a Mary Sue lmao
>of course Batman could kick his ass he ALWAYS wins ;)

>>67702610
>play a shit game
>be surprised it's full of shit people
lad why would you do that to yourself
go play something comfy for a change

>>67702656
try Uložto cz it has all of them in multiple qualities

>>67702757
yeah, a few of them are on youtube as well. Now, getting english subtitles, that's probably gonna be hard...

[blog]

Why is life mocking me? I am looking for a flat to rent and it's impossible to find. Like a couple of months ago I discovered that some woman is renting a flat in commieblock next to mine. I called her and asked and it's apparently good option. Then I was at shop with my godfather, who didn't know that I was looking for rent. He overheard my conversation with the shop owner when I mentioned it. He then approached me and told me his old flat is empty and that I could live there for free. I said okay and that I will call him after a while. I didn't call that woman anymore, because I thought I had secured a really good option. After I met with my godfather for a beer, he asked me if I am still looking, and then he proceeded to tell me that he had more thought about it and that he can't rent it to me anymore for some reason. That was about two weeks after I didn't call that woman anymore and that first option wasn't available anymore. So because of this retard I lost two options, his and the previous one. The thing is that I am looking for the flat together with my ex-classmate so that we can be roomates and split the rent, thats the only reason I am looking for a flat with two rooms. Now today I finally got another number, some guy is renting a good flat in city center. I called him, got the information and told him that I will call him later again. Then wrote to my ex-cassmate and guess what, he can't split with me anymore because he lost his job. How could that happen? He said his contract ended and that it is out of the blue. Like, he went to work and they told him that his contract is ending so he will have to find another job. He didn't fucking know he was working on a limited contract! How dense can a person be, /v4/?

[/blog]

>>67702853
thats a big post

>>67702853
build a flat out of potatoes?

>>67702753
No game is comfy.

>>67702853
protip: pressing enter from time to time magically makes walls of text more readable for other human beings out there

>>67702971
>slavs
>mongols
>human
?

>>67702844
yeah, that is going to be a problem lel. there might be something though, try sub sites in your language

>>67702971
Sorry, I wasn't putting effort into making it readable, just a bunch of shitty emotions

>>67702971
This.

Among all movies Star Wars surely is the fucking worst.

>>67703017
yeah, gonna try, at least you gave me >9000 suggestions so I'm bound to find something

>>67703158
Like i said, we got loads of comedies. Laughing is all we can do to make this lie easier

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>>67702959
Yep. Most online games have no comfy in them. The only thing real is th eternal grind.

>>67703204
>online
What made you think I meant an online game?

>>67703440
Name a comfy single player game past 2004

>>67702753
I play wow atm but I want to play LoL,Warhammer,Battlefleet Gothic and TESO tommorow desu

>>67702676
I would kill you with one hand pussy

>>67703613
my summer car

>>67703695
>I want to play
>lists cancer

wew faggot don't forget to watch some epic anime as well

K-On! maybe

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>want to fap but can't even get it up because of existential dread

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>>67703613
Is there something wrong with playing pre 2004 vidya? I don't mean to nostalgiafag, but some of them honestly aged pretty well.
>past 2004
picrel made me smile quite a lot
especially the thicc French fairies

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>>67703613
Rimworld

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>>67703979
How is your existental dread related to fapping?

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>>67704160
Only in the manner that I hoped to eleviate it by a dopamine rush.

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>>67703979
right...

>>67704080
Aside from assfaggots and now assfaggot shooters I can't of a more oversaturated genre than crafting survival games. I guess I enjoyed Don't Starve for a while, but it got boring really quickly.

>>67704080
The only non garbage indie game is Hotline Miami

>>67703613
KSP
>>67704282
>The only non garbage indie game is Hotline Miami
>what is Bastion

>>67704561
>what is Bastion

good question because I never heard about it

>>67704705
go pirate it/buy it, just get the damn game and enjoy one hell of an experience

>>67704795
Looks faggy.

>>67704948
sounds perfect for you

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Im afraid my dick is too small

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>>67705083
don't worry anon, you got nobody to show it to

>>67705083
It is.

>>67704705
>good question because I never heard about it
lol what a gay
>>67704561
Good taste lad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mDWzu5yxLg

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>>67705083
There are no small dicks, just AGI dicks

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>>67705197
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mDWzu5yxLg
my nigga, the best tracks in the OST are the ones with a southern/cowboy feel imo

>>67705083
dick size is overated. 18cm is really enough to satisfy girls

>>67701597
V4 is not strong enough.
We are aiming for V8.
V10 even.

>>67705707
this, anything more than 18-19cm and you start really hitting the cervix, it gets upleasant

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>>67705707
Im anywhere between 15-17 cm not sur exact lenght, just when i take dickpics and want to send them it just seems small in my hand

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>>67705892
don't be like Hitler, learn about angles and perspective

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>>67705736
>V10

>Czechia, Hungary, Poland, Slovakia
>Lithuania, Estonia, Latvia
>Croatia, Slovenia, Austria
Literally Commonwealth meets A&H

>>67705892
how girthy?

>>67706034
And all those countries are shitholes.

>>67694277
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2T3IHmQteg

>>67706200
We're you an orphan or beaten as a child?

>be me 19 kv
>20 in few months
>going to uni probably abroad
>it will be full of normies that fuck since 14


like what the fuck should i do if somehow miraculously i get close with girl do i tell her i never had gf and never fucked and meanwhile played videogames

if i lie it will be fucking obvious that i never fucked before no? I dont think anyone will believe the ''waiting for right woman'' bs, that works only for girls