1. Your cunt
2. What did your cunt do during ww2
1. england
2. troll the germans the whole war, get beaten up by japs a bit
we dindu nuthin
>>67680729
Became greater
>>67680729
bombed the japs
liberates philippines
recognition flights etc
>>67680753
Did Germany ever invade you guys or just Italy?
liberated france, saved England, humiliated Italy and Rommel, nuked the nipps, and saved Germany from Commies
>>67680729
All the dirty work
>>67680900
Italy was humiliated just by participating in the war
>>67680955
will anything ever beat the grand strategy of "let them march on moscow and die during winter"?
>>67680729
Give some jews to Germany and ultimately win the war :^)
>>67680989
Sitting on the other side of a planet and waiting for a good opportunity?
>dindu nuffin
>got blitzkrieg'd
>stripped off all our jews
>japs enslaved us in indonesia
>almost starved to death during the winter
>>67681000
>win the war :^)
pls
>>67681023
>good opportunity
>all of mainland western europe up to England controlled by germany
>Japan already taking over much of the pacific
yeah nah bitta banter to be honest
Argentina
Refuged nazis, important axis and UK trade partner, wish that allied coup didn't happen and we joined the axis instead
Inner conflict
Get blitzed cause of said inner conflict
Partisan and nationalists rise up then more inner conflict
>>67681118
Why would you want to be a part of the axis?
>>67680729
Create the SAS while fucking about in Africa.
>>67680729
>get taken over
>don't resist at all
>years later pretend we had a resistance movement
>>67681143
because le argentina is wite meme
>>67681143
We would be less of a laughingstock of a country
Getting invaded by Japanese.
>>67680955
We were in the receiving end of said dirty work.
>>67680755
You Mexico bombed Japan? lol
>>67681046
>Hitler almost reached Moscow
>fresh troops from Siberia arrive on western front
good opportunity if you ask me
and smart decision by US command
>>67681046
>eastern front didnt exist
>>67681208
mexico fought in the pacific
and brazil in europe
>>67681225
he was talking about the US finally entering the war
fight beside American soldiers to get rewarded with a spit in the face
>fucked up the entire japanese industry
>stole some islands from them
>beat nazi germany
>>67680729
Won
>>67681564
>>67681601
the absolute trickmasters always win
Britain: Stood alone against Germany when no other nation had the courage.
Russia: Pretty much won the war through force of numbers alone.
Fucked up Italians in Africa then told the poms to go fuck themselves and killed nips instead
Were we actually fully sick cunts when it comes to war or is it just platitudes for muh ANZACs?
I remember seeing something about how a US Admiral was gushing about Aussies in Nam.
>>67681564
You guys are the real heroes of WW2
Buttblasted some Soviet Ukrainians. and later, for a short while buttblasted soviets again and expanded our borders with germanbros. Then we signed peace and turned on germanbros and they burned down northern half of our country 4/5 would do again.
>>67680742
Brits can't do anything right.
Smh.
Enjoying our independence.
Fell victim to our aggressive predatory neighbors as we got backstabbed by the perfidious anglo
On 22 June 1941, only four days after the signing of the German–Turkish Non-Aggression Pact, German troops invaded the Soviet Union in Operation Barbarossa.
d:^)
>>67681855
>won
I dont see a soviet union anymore churkabro
>>67681164
>years later pretend we had a resistance movement
yeah and my grandpa only pretended to be put in concentration camp for his deeds in resistance
fuck off
>>67680729
>>67680729
We decided a war wasn't enough so we fought a civil war as well
>>67680900
>and saved Germany from Commies
>>67682093
yes, Germans literally fled west to escape the invading russians
We sent supplies to the Germanbros and some volunteers to fight in the Russian winter. Other volunteers ended up liberating Paris.
>>67680900
>, and saved Germany from Commies
You didn't. Should have listened to Patton.
>>67682161
fine, we saved HALF of Germany
>>67682132
oh saved in this way
ok then yes
Bantered the Krauts
Got Bantered by the Nips
We should hang every kraut child
>>67680729
Suffered the pain of hell being attacked from all sides and today is still on the map!
+ we fought in Stalingrad with Germans and the traitors were them from the beginning, not us...
Molotov Von Ribbentrop cit.
>>67680900
>humiliated Italy and Rommel
>humiliated Rommel
no
>>67681510
Fighting besides you wasn't easy for us. The smell alone...
We had a retarded king do a speech if that counts
Cut our telephone lines
Germany
Almost conquered the world
lost everything
we were having a blast with commies
>in winter war we didn't even have enough guns or ammunition
>still commies couldn't invade
>continuation war and we wanted some revenge
>got fucked up a bit but can't say we lost
>peace treaty with commies
>then off to shoot some nazis
>>67680729
Kept the UK from starving I guess
Strategic bombing n sheeit
Btfo Japan with the Aussies
>>67680729
we killed Italians.
>>67681564
"no"
>>67683162
>>67683143
>A FUCKING COLONY
AHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHA
>>67682718
In ww2 pekka you did pretty much nothing except killing civilians in Leningrade tho
>>67683185
>linguini fettuccine mama mia spaghetti
AHAHAHSHAHAH
>>67680755
wtf I love mexico now
>>67680729
Liberated the Dutch
Dindu nuffin
>>67682004
>>67681164
Any good movies about it? I saw a nice one bout the Danish resistance a while ago called Flame & Citron.
>>67683536
>you brought us freedom by letting the USSR collapse underneath its own weight
I'll never understand this meme
>>67683536
Don't know if you care about Dutch ones, but our good resistance movies are Oorlogswinter, Zwartboek if you're into lewd movies and my personal favorite Soldaat van Oranje.
>>67683643
Thanks anon, I think I've seen one of them listed on netflix
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pw3e64sosEg
Not a great deal tbqh
>>67681889
You would have been shit without us m8
>>67683715
Didn't you fight in North Africa?
Greek Campaign
Crete
Maleme
Galatas
North Africa
Italy
Solomons, Treasury Islands and Green Island.
Operation Downfall
The Kriegsmarine and the Regia Marina (HMNZS Achilles and HMNZS Leander)
Fiji (HMNZS Gale) followed by the corvettes HMNZS Moa, Kiwi and Tui
The Leander helped sink the Japanese cruiser Jintsu in the Battle of Kolombangara
"Both Gambia and Achilles bombarded Japanese positions in the Sakishima Group in May 1945. They were supported by 100 New Zealanders in the Fleet Air Arm operating from British carriers. The Achilles left the fleet for Manus Island on 10 August. Gambia was off Tokyo on VJ day, and was attacked by a Japanese plane while flying the “Cease hostilities” signal - with assistance from surrounding ships, Gambia shot down the aircraft but was hit by the debris."
"The Gambia represented New Zealand at the surrender ceremonies in Tokyo Bay (2 September 1945), and stayed as part of the occupation force. Air Vice-Marshal Isitt signed the surrender document on behalf of New Zealand"
No body ever said anything to us by our "alies"
>>67683536
anthropod tb.h
>>67683781
Yeah in some battles like Bir Hakeim and also in the Italian debarkment, but still not a lot
Won it
>>67683973
But at what cost Yuri
AT WHAT COST
overreact to a little bit of jap banter
>>67684002
Actual wars are always costly, Tyrone. Not that you would know, of course
Fought like no one else
>>67684063
Maybe your forefathers should have had the foresight to found their country on another continent far away from the eternal Germ
We got rich, filthy rich.
got buttfucked desu
>>67683692
>sven posting finnish a sketch show
>>67684081
With Europe in the west and steppe in the east, our ancestors really didn't think it through.
>this
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIQETV30_u8
fought against evil subhumans for glorious His majesty the Emperor.
>>67684205
wtf we did the same
>>67680729
We chilled
>>67684205
This tbqhwymf
>>67684237
You declared war on us
>>67684137
>>67684002
4.5mil german cas
8 mil soviet cas
+3-4 mln german pows
i guess it's ok
Sank a German battleship in the Oslo fjord, downed some airplanes, killed some men in the German advance.
General resistance against the occupation
Sabotaged the German heavy water supply, in Norway, which they were going to use in nuclear experiments
Made out the bulk of a squadron of Spitfires that fought over the Netherlands.
Civilian vessels transported people and equipment all over the place, while being attacked by the Germans
die mostly
>>67684269
Then chilled.
>>67684307
*Defended the catacombs of the Reichstag during the Battle of Berlin, quite impressively with hand grenades, knives and fists in the pitch black
>>67684269
the last country to, so pretty much we chilled and dindu nuffin
>>67683715
Don't forget about the 1st Free French Division, you frogs BTFO'd with the best of them.
>>67684386
They don't teach that in school. Source?
been chillaxing tbqh
>>67684205
same here
>got invaded
>got invaded again after war
>>67684429
The only source I could find ad hoc is:
>The Soviet forces advance into Berlin followed a pattern of massive shelling followed by assaults using house-clearing battle groups of about 80 men in each, with tank escorts and close artillery support. On 27 April, the remnants of Nordland were pushed back into the central government district (Zitadelle sector) in Defence sector Z. Krukenberg's Nordland headquarters was a carriage in the Stadtmitte U-Bahn station.[15] Thereafter, the troops in the government district were pushed back into the Reichstag and Reich Chancellery.[16][17]
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/11th_SS_Volunteer_Panzergrenadier_Division_Nordland#Commanders
But now I am not sure anymore if that battle I mentioned took place in the cellars of the Reichstag or in the Neue Reichskanzlei
>sell tungsten to the Germans
>they pay in Jew gold
>still friends with the Brits
>years later become NATO founder
>get to keep ALL the Jew gold
fun times
>>67681965
And it didn't fucking end as a result of the second world war.
What is your point?
>>67684604
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
>>67684158
hey i find it funny
i respect banter with truth in it
>>67683188
>In ww2 pekka you did pretty much nothing except killing civilians in Leningrade tho
Never happened you absolute retard
all that happened was the Russians being stupid enough to conduct a field war in the middle of the coldest winter in 500 years in the fucking frozen swamps of a neutral country that posed literally no threat to it
>>67684604
I cant believe that 2 years in school history lessons could be sumarized in one polandball comic.
>>67684628
Not enough. Should have dropped a third
>>67684081
Maybe your forefathers should have had the foresight to preserve your foreskin.
>>67680729
Flag
We did it all.
By the way, which are good WW2 movies about special forces and spy games?
I know soviet 17 Moments of Spring, Shield and Sword, Secret Agent 1947, Alistair Maclean movies and polish Stawka wiecsa niz zycie series.
>>67685014
Not a movie. But a very good novel is "Prinz Albrecht Straße. Roman nach Tatsachen" ("Prince Albert Road [the HQ of the Gestapo]. Novel based on Facts"), by Will Berthold
https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Will_Berthold
https://ru.wikipedia.org/wiki/%D0%91%D0%B5%D1%80%D1%82%D1%85%D0%BE%D0%BB%D1%8C%D0%B4,_%D0%92%D0%B8%D0%BB%D0%BB%D1%8C
Take a look if it was translated into Russian. It's a novel about a German Gestapo spy/agent who did cruel and adventurous stuff during the war but later changed the sides and became a witness in the Nuremberg Trials
>>67681564
You did more damage to us than France did to be honest
AND WE WERE FUCKING ALLIED
>>67685190
Oh, when it comes to novels, the good writers are Alistair Maclean and Yulian Semenov.
>>67680900
>humiliated Rommel
What. USA had almost no involvement in North Africa campaign and El Alamein.
>>67681144
You realise that doesn't mean anything to any other country but Britain.
>>67685014
>Brandenburg Division, 1960
Good movie, but not an action movie, more like an intimate theater
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brandenburg_Division
>>67685190
Only two of his books are published in Russian - about sinking of Bismarck and about 42 attempts on Hitler's life
>>67685243
Don't forget Ian Fleming
Basically guerrilla warfare 24/7
>>67685277
What he actually meant was:
Rommel was wounded by US ground attackers after the Normandy landing, so Rommel couldn't participate in the preparations for the assassination of Hitler July 20th by Wehrmacht officers and this is why the assassination attempt failed and millions more had to die.
>>67680900
>tfw no quick rearmament of Western Germany and continued war against the Soviet Union
Assassinating Patton was a mistake.
>>67685327
He was more into Cold War fiction than WWII
Killed some Germans in Italy.
Remember the Drei Brasilianischen Helden.
The most unbalanced match in the world. 3 against several (unknow number).
>>67680955
But most Soviet soldiers died from being executed by NKVD officers.
>>67681192
>We would be less of a laughingstock of a country
But you are a laughingstock with your Malvinas meme.
>>67685470
>muh evil nkvd
When will this meme end
>>67685458
>Drei Brasilianischen Helden
impressive tho
-Got utterly rekt by Mr Hitler and evacuated with what remained of the French and Polish armies at Dunkirk
-Battle of the Atlantic
-Burma campaign
-Battle of Britain
-Horrendous surrender at Singapore
-North Africa campaign
-Supplied the USSR with a mini lend lease with the USA
-Took 3 of the 6 beaches on D-Day
-Stopped China getting completely rekt right away with the Burma road
-Italy campaign
-Failed Norwegian campaign
-Mediterranean campaign and the battle of Taranto
etc etc etc
Thankyou Commonwealth
>all these third world countries that declared war on Germany right before the war ended just to pretend to be victorious
Pathetic to be honest.
>>67684307
wtf hitler thougt nordic people are ubermenschen and is that how you people repaid him?
>>67685599
>Cologne
>Hamburg
>Dresden
>...
Personally I am very mad about pic related. It's a statue of Jesus, founded by Charlemagne to convert the Saxons to Christianity. Was used as a shooting target after the war
At least Brits were not known as rapists, unlike the US Army which was, no banter, referred by French and British Army as an "Army of Rapists". They raped about as many women as Soviet soldiers (per capita)
>>67685791
oh yeah I forgot about the bombing campaigns lmoa
It's not like the Nazis didn't exactly do anything at all to deserve it though but that doesn't make it better
the US soldiers were the worst, everywhere they went they stole women who were wives of men fighting elsewhere
Aus + NZ, England, France and any occupied axis states all felt the oppression of greasy sharting men
>>67685791
Well it's not like zee Germans didn't bomb the UK and its civilians, as well as their V-rockets - letting them go and to fuck who they hit in southern England.
btfo'd weeb shipping
>>67681536
>attacked finland
WE DINDU NUFFIN WE WAZ KHANZ
>>67680729
Got bombed into oblivion because England didn't care enough to provide planes during the blitz.
>>67680900
Australia and New Zealand literally did more than the US in Africa... American participation in both World Wars is pathetic
>>67680729
>Deny alliance with Germany while 200 000 of them were chilling in Lapland.
>One of three European countries to not be successfully invaded.
So pretty good.
>>67680729
Got invaded by genocidal maniacs
>>67685204
The entire Pacific Theatre with a bit of the Western Front thrown in.
>>67687132
Let's be honest, war with Finland is considered to be on the same level with annexation of baltic countries-insignificant and irrelevant.
>>67680848
italy invaded them, italy used albania to invade greece and failed miserable
>>67685204
still butthurt? That's understandable given what happened. My gf cheated on me after I gave her everything and found herself a Chad.
>>67687519
Finns invaded their own country?
>>67681208
only a little bit and only shitty pacific islands, maybe the philipines some too.
our important contribution was supplies desu
>>67681023
americans btfo
be retards
get bombed by chinks
fight against the good guys
>>67683143
>>67683162
>his """country""" was subjugated by Italians
Didn't get involved
liberated whole asia from western imperialists
got nuked twice
>>67680729
armed both sides
Got fucked
The right thing.
Saved 6 trillion jews and annexed soviet union.
>>67689589
You lost in less than 2 weeks and then did fuck all for the duration of the war.
got as much bang for our buck as we could
>>67680729
RU
Overbore
1. Latvia
2. Kill jews and commies
>>67680729
Kor
Well....Japan's slave
>>67689748
Like we are so supposed to talk
>>67680729
we produced stalin
>>67689748
actually danmark surrendered in 6 hours.
>>67685458
I was a division.
>>67691434
>actually danmark surrendered in 6 hours
>>67688778
Sort of, some Russians have Finnic ancestory which makes them like Chaos Finns.
>>67684681
"Job's not done" - Barack Obama, Hiroshima 2016
>>67691365
Is it true he was kind of a dickhead to Georgians?
>>67680729
War profiteering tbqhwy, lad.
>>67680729
Destroy it self.
>>67685428
wtf I hate the US now
Hang out with uncle Adolf and get bribed by British Intelligence not to join WW2
Also search & destroy any remmants of reds & anarchists and steal their shit
or maybe if a politician didnt like somebody he could say hes a red without any proof and have him shot
Leave the yuros fight their yuro war on their own while selling stuff to Britain and low key trying to attract axis technicians. And then later have the US sabre rattling for us to pick a side that the UK shooed away, but the armed forces split anyways between ally-supporters and axis-supporters.
At the end a group of non radical ally-supporters couped the government that was actually fucking shit up. The Navy tried to stop them tho. And that's how Peron went into politics
nothing
>>67689428
didnt u capture both german and british pilots that parachuted over your territory ? and released them after the end of the world obv, unlike russha
nothing special,fended off 2 superpowers with memes
We went full perkele with russia and later drove nazis away
Nothing bad
>>67680900
>save your enemies from communism and shower them with gibsmedats
>fuck over your allies and doom them for long decades of poverty and degeneration
fuck USA, you're worse than brits
Fought the bad guys.
We gave Russia some steel and took a vacation to France
In the Pacific we sissified the Japs and turned them into dickgirls and weebs
>>67681743
Great granddaddy served in El Alamien in the Italian Airborne. Said Australians were fucking crazy. Would hid underneath roads and strap explosives to tanks, wait for them to line up in formation, bam.
He fought until his company ran out of ammo, then surrendered. Dingos were so impressed they saluted them and let them carry their rifles as they marched as prisoners.
Australians seem based.
>>67680729
1. Aquafresh
2. We played both sides
Bomber Harris
We gave the Germans their first major defeat, at El Alamein in North Africa. We held out against Hitler, allowing Western Europe to be liberated. If the USSR had won they would've taken all of Europe without us providing the base for the liberation of the west. So we saved Western Europe. You're welcome
>>67680753
half of your country would've been part of Greece now if it hadn't been for the Germans
Showed up late, paid the tab, claimed credit for a great party.
we helped Italy
>>67680729
1. Russia
2. Lose the war
>>67684269
Just banter
>>67683973
>Won it
with a lotta help from your friends.
"...that if the United States had not helped us, we would not have won the war. If we had had to fight Nazi Germany one on one, we could not have stood up against Germany’s pressure, and we would have lost the war."
Khrushchev quoting Stalin
>>67695994
would you rather we told Stalin to fuck off the whole time and doom the Grand Alliance?
>>67698411
Always see this one, never had it sourced
>>67697224
1.USSR
2.Win the war
>>67698631
have you tried googling it?
>>67695994
Stalin at the Tehran Conference.
"Without American production the United Nations [the Allies] could never have won the war."
>>67698733
"no".
>>67681046
Three weeks, and Japan's army is no more. But USA have best naval battles in human history so I give that argument.
>>67698816
>"no".
yes
>>67699024
The united nations didn't even exist in 1943, you dumb fuck. The wikipage you probably are refering to is false.
>>67699362
the United nations used to be the League of Nations, dumbass
>>67699443
So why is the quote not using the words League of Nation? Because it's fake as shit.
>>67680729
we were invaded and forced to genocide jews
>>67680729
Raised one of the largest if not the largest, voluntary army and halted Japan in Burma
>>67680848
Italy attacked and they surrendered, supposedly 12 Italians died.
>>67680729
>2 resistance movements
>they start fighting each other because gommunism and shiet
>fighting germans, croatians
>fighting with croatians against croatians
>fighting with croatians against serbian gommies
>fighting the germans
>get mass civilian executions by germans in retaliation
>fighting the gommies with the germans
>fighting the bulgarians
>fighting the bulgarians again because they switched sides, and with them serbian gommies
>serbs in bosnia and croatia enjoying fun concentration camps with theaters tm, don't mind the brutality it never happened goy, croats dindu nuffin
>getting thrown in the river by hungarians
>regular mountain chimping with the albanians
Romania, greatest friend.
>>67699518
different anon there, einar.
>>67699362
>The united nations didn't even exist in 1943, you dumb fuck.
since you know so little about history, maybe you're the dumbfuck.
The first official use of the term "United Nations" was on 1–2 January 1942 when 26 Governments signed the Declaration. one of which was norway
better stick to eating your lutefisk.
Literally nothing.
>>67680729
According to /int/ and /his/, nothing.
>>67699684
kek
you know it was with open arms.
>>67699760
India's participation is extremely understated and under appreciated T.b.H
Fought well in Asia and North Africa
>>67680900
shame you couldn't save visegrad, ukraine, russia, the balkans, the baltics, etc from commies
>>67708191
LABĀKAIS DRAUGS