melancholic edition
bowt to polish the ol knob
>>67675795
Buying a house?
I feel like crying
>>67675811
>Polish
Didn't you vote leave?
would nut anyone clean out ITT
What's a jf
epic caralad XDDDDDDDD
>>67675831
what has you down mate?
>>67675835
Don't think so sunshine
>trying to listen to music but have a stuffy nose
>>67675848
Johnny foreigner
>>67675848
>monitoring this question cause I don't fucking know what it means myself
Her Royal Majesty
sipping on a glass of laphroaig lads
>>67675864
Would be harder if you had stuffy ears Hahaha
alri alri lads, done my gym
waiting for my clothes to finish washing and i'll go out for lunch and coffee x
>>67675887
chebs
>>67675877
Thank you based blue eyed icelandic qt
Love black girls desu
>>67675831
Same
>>67675905
>girl
have another look m8...
>>67675887
Would unironically fuck the queen when she was young
>>67675887
I would tbqh
australia? more like ausGAYlia, amirite?!?
Aw yeah, here we go, Tony pepperoni on the mix, pulling finance from under other businesses like sike, I got salami and anchovies, I got the flour I am growing ain't no knowing where I'll be going so let's take it slow, the other companies try to mess with me, but I'm Tony pepperoni and I won't tastell defeat, buy my pizza pls, I have a family, pls man, my wife hasn't eaten in a month, just buy the pizza
R8 this shit some autist just sent me
>>67675788
haha oh wow that is a tired cara
>>67675904
>blue eyed icelandic qt
Bit redundant. All Icelanders are blue eyed cuties
>>67675905
yes
it's 2am
why aren't you asleep like everyone else?
>trying to eat a biscuit but have itchy eyes
>>67675947
got nothing to wake up for
>>67675860
tried typing it out and it just sounded pathetic
>>67675905
real chinstroker of a post, this one
>>67675944
Well you're still qt
Australia? more like genitalia, amirite?!?
>>67675947
having a group wank with the /brit/ lads
join in if you like
where could you bang a hooker lads?
>>67675945
need to have my willy inside her pronto
>>67675947
I'm a neet who likes the night better than the day
>>67675953
why don't you get a job?
ta me ag proper wankered leaids
>>67675947
Haven't really been able to sleep
Been crying and feeling sick instead
calling all maulers
back street brawlers
corner shop crawlers
victory's flawless
>>67675978
in the vagina, bum or mouth
>>67675978
your bed
>>67675984
trying, not even for the money but so i have something to do wahey
>>67675984
https://youtu.be/neR2KQYD2Po
Male order Russian brides and beta yanks ... A deadly mix
>>67675958
Doesn't matter, I won't judge. you'll feel better if you let it out
some of the best music I've ever heard has been on softcore porn I saw on Bravo back in the day
have honestly heard riffs/solos that would put Satriani back in his box
>>67675987
What's wrong?
>ywn do nothing but eat stroopwaffel and shitpost all day
>>67675947
I work night shifts so my body's adjusted to this
couldn't get into work because storm angus fucked up my trains, my boss was a right cunt about it tb.h
kill yourselves fuckin scumbags
>>67676027
>paying more attention to the music rather than the nudity
bender detected
>>67676031
i find it comfy there are NEETs from all over the world, 1st and 3rd worlders united in shitposting from the comfort of someone else's efforts
a bunch of leeches flinging shit at each other on an online imageboard
what a time to be alive
Hydro just came back on. Good thing i have a woodstove because God knows next time it snows it's going to go out again and I'll still have to pay the highest fucking electricity rates in north America.
Thank you Kathleen Wynne you disgusting hippie eco freak leftist moonbat DYKE and all the immigrants and the ivory tower upper middle class and public service union twats in Toronto and Ottawa for turning this province into a fucking snowy VENEZUELA!!!!!
>>67676067
I'm not a neet kys
>>67676030
One of the few people in this world I care about now wants nothing to do with me
>>67675979
>>67675947
My mind keeps reminding me how alone I am and how empty my future is. I can't sleep through torture.
Wow
>kill yourselves fuckin scumbags
>>67676090
need a black gf that loves it when i shout racist things at her when i pound her
I'm a big fat sharter, please help me
some girl was flirting with me in uni last week
she knows i like chinese cartoons and have been looking forward to the new pokemon games, so she keeps trying to talk to me about them even though i don't think she really cares about either.
she has a boyfriend, but i've never had a gf before so i'm seriously considering it. it's a shame, he seems like a nice lad. bit on the autistic spectrum, but nice.
>>67676090
OH FUCK
ARSE!!!
>>67676031
its not a good life
What's so great about black chicks? asian chicks is where its at
>>67676087
Why
>>67676055
>israel
irony lad
>>67676100
I can't keep up with this
Who's building a bridge over the ocean?
>>67676107
NEED her to call me master as I lightly choke her
might get a black gf experience off the internet
>>67676133
The chinks
Its basically saying that Trump is alienating latin america and opening it up to Chinese influence
blacks are disgusting
xi jinping you actual mong
The weekend went so fast
hello britbongs
>>67676158
why all the self hate, you fucking potato munching mick nigger?
don't know what i'd do without weed and cigs
>>67676164
Thailad!
>>67676158
Good lad. Great post.
>I want you to spank me and call me a dirty nigger anon
>>67676175
alri
alri thailad
>>67676187
would eat a beschuitje with/10 if you know what i mean
>>67676164
fucked any young 'uns recently, mate?
>>67676170
remember that time your uncle begged for his lifestyle like the coward he is and it turned you into a bender?
lamo
>>67676170
t. Home of the most disgusting prehistoric niggers in all of human history
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1379347643
>>67676158
This, the only good looking negresses are the whitish ones.
>>67676157
Umm, isn't that a bit racist?
thailad bait out the biggest sket you know
>>67676123
Idk
He has these times when he flips but it still hurts like a punch in the guts
>>67676197
i do
I'll never be good enough
>>67676199
>>67676202
hmmmmmmm yessssss
let that hate flow through you
hmmm aaahhH~ oh my my willy is QUITE firm now yesssss
hnnng ahh, in you go mister willy into this mick's supple tight arse, hmm yes ah yes very good
>>67676212
It is, isn't it?
need an anus to bum
>>67676233
how do australians always make such excellent posts? is it something in the water?
>>67676194
alri
>>67676217
dis next slag that chills around smoking area trying to crash a fag. I'm like "what" you know, fags are proper cheap.
>>67676233
absolute horrendous post
business idea: get drunk by myself and lay out on the deck in my underwear
>>67676210
Shit tier tbqh I like to see some cock action in my porns
>>67676287
sounds p great
could use that long winded (pun intended) fart gimmick right about now
>>67676233
IRA
>>67676275
>fags are proper cheap.
dont talk about ur dad like that
>>67676310
foy
>>67676163
>xi
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PtWcRDi58v
>>67676074
quebec strikes again
>>67676085
im a student on the NEET pipeline
about to drink some polish beer
Listening to sing along indie hits on Spotify and singing along
>>67676301
bit gay
SMELLY DUMB YANK SCUM
ALL THEY DESERVE IS NIGGER CUM
THEY ARE ABSOLUTELY NO FUN
>>67676287
how the fuck do you have a deck you fucking bourgeois bastard
>>67676334
get out of here
>>67676163
>xi
11
REALLY get off to the notion of super angry man-hating (but inexplicably ravishing) feminists all getting together at some dumb rally or whatever and having a massive dyke orgy where they trib ferociously and scream about how much they hate men and the patriarchy and whatever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1z_vKdRoTnk
*walks through the chat with this playing*
THAILAAAAAD
finished the ol knob polishing
>>67676372
hello thailad
not going to lay out on the deck because it isn't sunny
new business idea: get drunk by myself and play video games
>>67676333
if you read un manifest pour un quebec lucide or wahtever it's called, they say that quebec's hydro rates are artificially too low and it's costing the province billions in revenues
>>67676386
shut the fuck up you utter cretin
>>67676386
What does it feel like to have someone love you
>>67676395
hello
>>67676366
nah. poles are based.
>>67676401
can't imagine this being said in a Yank accent
screeching at the idea
>>67676415
great, you should try it sometime
>>67676364
everyone in Australia has a deck
>>67676398
right wing economics want to wrench Hydro quebec from the hands of people
let them try.
>>67676386
you are my favourite poster desu
>moroccan rapist is also a homosexual
very interesting *notes this down*
*spots a pair of fitties across the bar*
*smoothly approach them and put my arms around them*
So, what kind of memes do you ladies like? I'm quite partial to post ironic fedora posting myself haha.
imagine being canadian lads
>>67676379
>the smell of all those fat sweaty landwhales with their unshaven fannies exposed to the air
playing castlevania while listening to bela lugosi's dead
>>67676420
t. Gzhegozhjsh
think I'm going to stop coming here desu
playing victoria 2 while listening to the streets
Who /ambiguously brown/
>>67676393
we've been waiting for you to finish and come back
Browsing incognito lads
>>67676344
Giz some examples songs you're singing along to.
>>67676479
GOOD post.
>>67676461
ha. yeah, sure.
see you tomorrow night, buddy
>>67676436
*Comes walking with 2 beers in my hand*
*Sees you talking about memes to the bird I was chatting to*
*Sits down alone*
>>67676415
both brilliant and terrifying at the same time
>>67676478
sorry lads this one needed a lot of polishing
Fucking hell 3 in the morning already
building a dyson sphere around my bollocks
i hate cunts
>>67676521
willy willy wee wee
>>67676471
Hope youre playing robmod la'
>>67676486
Pic
>>67676356
Maybe but still hot
Think i'll have another ciggy and then get in bed
browsing the mens section of aw
>>67676521
>>67676541
Only 3 of those songs are worth singing along to.
>>67676419
how are you
>>67676434
No I am not >:^I
>>67676439
>Having chink micro dick
would kms honestly
>>67676535
god she's FIT
i'm only interested in girls with coloured hair, it's such a burden
whats the point
>>67676535
needs one of these alternative gfs
>>67676565
bit tired and these trousers are a little tight but otherwise fine, you?
what happened to common decency?
what happened to common sense?
what happened to common good?
>>67675958
spill the beans you poof
>>67676595
this desu
>i'm only interested in girls with coloured hair
>>67676603
how big is your willy thailad?
>>67676541
Forgot half of these songs existed
>>67676541
HPM
lads can you even imagine getting a fertile irish lass who gives you 5 kids?
the dream, boys
my youngest sister is shit scared of this video
bless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZZF4pU3shc
>>67676604
they became common
>>67676535
poo in loos are pretty funny
>>67676564
all 3 of them are kids
>>67676603
I'm good, just took a cocktail of valium, xanax, and benadryl in an attempt to fall asleep earlier than I normally do.
Sent a text through facebook, sent but not recieved even though they were online a few minutes ago and I sent it hours ago wtf
>>67676629
my gf is newfie irish
>>67676633
the rapper? what the fuck that's not possible
>>67676521
10:14
>>67676535
Based Shrikant, that Alexander fellow should learn to keep his mouth shut
>>67676595
if you do it for long enough you get an orgasm
>what happened to common decency?
>what happened to common sense?
>what happened to common good?
Got so lonely that I googled my oneitis' name because I knew there's an old picture of her that comes up when you do. First I've seen her face in months. Just sat and looked at it for a few minutes before shutting down my PC.
Falling apart.
>>67676625
yuuge
>>67676642
that's quite the combination, see you on the other side
>>67676649
MUH
HERITAGE
just found a black woman trump supporter on youtube lads
Most of you lads are alright but I swear the lefties have convinced themselves it's wrong to have the balls to stand up for yourself when you're being taken advantage of.
They're fucking self destructive and borderline delusional.
>tfw no girls are actual dominatrixes
>or if they are, they're so mentally ill that you'd never want them to be your gf
sigh
>>67676653
why do you think his work is so socially/politically charged
>>67676629
Many of my ancestors were fertile Irish lasses who were brought here by the Norwegians
Might explain Icelanders current fertility. Went to the mall today and every adult was accompanied by multiple blonde children
>>67676641
Close. The other two are Dreaming of You and Foundations. Kids is GOAT though.
>>67676649
I believe 100% ethnically Irish people should be forcibly returned to Ireland
>>67676631
only works as a BOC video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQEmaj9C6ko
>>67676698
>>67676681
are you going to muh heritage icelad too?
>>67676705
Don't worry i've already got my passport la
>go on a second date with a girl
>dinner, drinks, walk in the park and make out
>text afterwards saying I had a good time, she responds in kind
>sent a message the day after to organise the next date
>a week later and no response
Maybe I should call
>>67676670
Oh god why did you post this? I shouldn't have googled my ex's name
>>67676628
Alri' Alex ahahahahaha
>>67676681
I've met a newfoundlander, they acctually sound Irish it's mad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vWlIvfQTck
>>67676678
>2011
He's been a 4channer for almost 6 years at this point
I wander if he browses /brit/
https://www.fb.com/7NewsGoldCoast/photos/a.841323455966344.1073741828.840702249361798/896499780448711/?type=3
Ahh yes the so called civilised "Gold Coast"
>>67676695
AH THE FRENCH
>>67676713
>muh heritage
Everyone has some sort of heritage. It can't be avoided
>>67676723
FONB
>>67676629
The girl that's currently courting me is a cute Irish Catholic who has already told me she wants 5 kids minimum. Those aren't particularly rare here in Ireland though.
>>67676702
lel
>>67676747
>muh heritage
>>67676734
>'she should have gone to the optometrists first'
>>67676747
i know, i find it annoying when pakis and smug europeans say >muh heritage
>>67676670
Looked up a chick from school and saw she had a website advertising her makeup skills. Click on it and first image is of my oneitis looking like a bride. Wish I died right then
>>67676723
it's dead jim
no harm in trying though I guess
>>67676734
The missus was pissed
>>67676728
>them young bastards, they can't hold their liquor, that's what's wrong with them!
ball still ache lads
reckon this might be it for me, it was nice knowing you lot
fuck it
>>67676631
reminds me of that one creepy children's show about those fat colourful bastards who fly by farting
>>67676815
SHUT UP YA BITCH SHUT UP
>>67676839
Spike Spiegel lookin head ass nigga
>>67676847
...a-alri...
*fucks you in the pussy*
to-may-to to-mah-to
po-tay-toe po-tah-toe
Doing my dissertation on timposting
>>67676852
boobah
>>67676841
Wish id get cancer in my nads
Lucky bastard
>tfw attractive millionaire ex gf
just fucking kill me
>do CS for 2 months last year
>Drop out
>Literal NEET for 8 months
>Decide to go back and try again
>Shit grades and 50% attendance so far
>gonna have to drop out and gf left me
>Almost 21 with no degree and a year and a half gap
I honestly might kill myself, my eyesight isn't great to military out of the question, I'm almost 21 and failed already.
TL;DR
Quick and easy suicide methods please. No joke.
just found thailad's youtube. looks exactly how I imagined him, ugly runt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtpG96Z99Rw
>>67676731
relaxing in the sauna lads
who /going to be on /brit/ christmas morning and new years eve/ here?
the drinking has commenced
>>67676902
hang yourself with an extension cord
>>67676891
>tfw pleasant though plain looking millionaire gf
doing a so called poo lads
>>67676902
was it recursion that got you?
>>67676940
just finished one
>>67676935
can you not judge women on their looks please?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ca6VcwRaOiw
BREAKDALAW2K16
>>67676924
probably
wee wee tbqh
>>67676924
Me desu
Can't wait to get coked up to fuck alone at home on new years though
*plays duelling banjos*
>4chan actually thinks all Muh Heritage Irish-Murkins are obnoxious Southie Boston gangster-types
>in reality most are not even 10% Irish and live in whereverthefucksville and probably don't give a fuck about their now irrelevant heritage
>>67676924
I most definitely will be.
Can't wait to celebrate christmas 4chan of all places
>>67676968
just speaking the truth
I like her a lot
>>67676995
i can't read this
>>67676902
inert gas asphyxiation is quick and highly effective
>>67676924
me probably
just another night constantly pressing 'r' with a lump in my throat
>>67677009
why not
The other icelandic guy is like 3 years older than me lmao
>>67676988
>when all the yanks come over for paddy's day
I refuse to listen to music unless it's slowed down
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8fpOEucF3g
Why would I want to visit another rainy shithole island purely for muh heritage reasons
boop beep beep
I will get a gf in 2017 and she will be pure
>Bought bitcoin miner last year.
>Put "WARNING: DO NOT TOUCH" stickers all over it.
>Went in the back room of my local Starbucks.
>Plugged it in, connected it to WiFi and left.
made $2000 so far.
i have american heritage
>>67677042
b o n e s
listening to Sade
what a unique voice
>>67677060
never happened
>>67676988
I don't even think those new england irish/fenian gangs even exist anymore, those existed from like the 1860s to 1930s AFAIK
>>67677038
Why the hell did you post your (almost) full face on /int/?
>>67677042
pls slo down this gif 4 me ty x
>>67677079
Honestly it's not an unlikely story
34*C today lads summer is nearly here.
Anyone got any survival tips for a Brit experiencing his first Aussie summer?
>>67677094
Because I was in the mood lmao
>>67677119
stop being a soft cunt
>>67677119
Drink water and eat food
God bless
>>67677115
Personally I make up mundane things for the majority of my posts on here
>>67677119
>summer
it's november you dumb cunt
lads I once saw a lady buy up like $1000 worth of itunes cards at a grocery store once.
I still think about it sometimes. What fraud was she committing? there has to be some angle here
>>67677119
Yes make your accent as obvious as possible, they'll love that
>>67677042
Is this vaporwave?
it's unironically good
wtf i love vaporwave now
>>67677119
>survival tips
ask your uncle
the only tip he ever gave you was the tip of his cock waheyy
>>67677095
the guy in that picture was taking the piss with that getup by the way
(also he's gay)
>>67677149
she has a lot of nieces and nephews that she isn't close with
>unironically have this on my playlist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZNtYmdZ-4c
i-it's good.
cold out
>>67677149
she's addicted to some shitty appstore game
>>67677149
Nigerian scammers take payment in iTunes giftcards
>>67677149
Worked at a grocery store in my teens and an immigrant once came in and kept buying prepaid visa cards using a pocket full of credit cards until they all got declined.
Had to get my manager to handle it, always wondered if the cards were stolen or he was about to spend it all and leave the country or something.
Mate at school had a hot tub at his house and me and the lads used to play a game called gollum
>gollum goes under the wooden sheets, searching for a ring
>gollum is stabbing his finger through little gaps in the sheets, trying to hit inside other persons anus
>if he manages, the targeted player becomes gollum
>>67677133
Me lmao
>>67677159
>(also he's gay)
>>67677170
>>67677188
there's no way it;s for personal use or for gifts. a thousand dollars?
there has to be some scam where she sells them or something idk
>>67677183
*makes joke involving ovens*
What terrorism? Ireland is not under any threat of Islamic "terrorism" because we're not cunts to other people, so the independent can fuck right off with itself for trying to push a right wing fucked up anti Muslim agenda on to this country which has no interest in it all, apart from an extreme minority of vocal idiots.
I would respect them and people like you more if you just came straight out and said "I hate Muslims and black/brown people" because at least you had the decency to be honest but no, have to wrap it all up in some fake agenda because you might get 10% more support from stupid people.
Need marajuana legalised here pretty fucking quickly so more people can get high and chill the fuck out.
*duplicates*
>that Irish guy who keeps alluding that other posters have been molested by their uncle
he's subconsciously projecting his repressed molestation onto other people. depressing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdVEez20X_s
what ever happened to suicide wanking method lad
>>67677256
>guy
bit presumptuous sugar plum
>>67677235
Really dislike this "Ireland doesn't hate muslims" gimmick.
>americans don't have culture
UUUUHHHHHHHHH TRY AGAIN SWEETHEART
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vYnas6q3Sg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vYnas6q3Sg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vYnas6q3Sg
>>67677235
>What terrorism?
>>67677154
willy probably wouldn't last a minute in cara before doing a cum 2bh
why do i spend so much time posting here
>>67677322
bc of me? :3
>>67677314
racist.
>>67677293
The choke and stroke?
Strangle the dirty dangle?
The two neck squeeze?
>>67677314
saw at a least 3 attacks in thailand and 0 in ireland
>>67677264
"i'm autistic and spent too much time on the Internet": the genre
>>67677314
>>67677339
>strangle the dirty dangle
BRUH.
>>67677322
>>67677314
Link?
>>67677366
https://www.thereligionofpeace.com/attacks/attacks.aspx?Yr=Last30
Night lads got class in 4 hours
>>67677322
good question
>>67677351
>Iceland isn't even on the map
Is it molestation if mummy spanked me
>>67677300
what did she mean by this?
Playing battlefield 1 lads, they need to hurry up with the dlc 2bh
>>67677392
only if she put her finger in you bumhole
>>67677351
wow i really care about brown people now!
>>67677293
Choke the chicken and choke the dick'n'then die?
>>67677351
>people care about news that happens in their own countries more than other ones
RACIST BIGOT BROWNSHIRT NAZIS
BORDERS AREN'T REAL
THERE'S ONLY ONE RACE, THE HUMAN RACE
>>67677386
Goða nótt
Sofðu rótt
Í alla nótt
>>67677366
my best posts only come out at night
>>67677383
>www.thereligionofpeace.com/attacks
>>67677415
Takk ljúfur
Ekki pósta andlitið mitt of oft
>>67677405
so close, but no
>notice mold on the cellotape holding my glasses together
>change it
>new tape constantly sticking to the eyelid and lashes
ah yes
NEED a DUDE bf.
>>67677314
>>67677383
islam, not even once
>>67677439
Skal ekki birta það of oft
Reminder
Business idea: Build the legislative wall
>>67677449
his films might be more bearable with a bf to cuddle and watch them with
people watched trump beat a dozen career politicians in the republican primary and beat the clinton machine in an electoral landslide and still genuinely, unironically think he's unintelligent
>>67677473
even if this is a bait post, it says "according to marx and engels" its not the opinion of the textbook makers
oh not this wanker again...
literally all he does is hair flips and scream at his mother the whole movie
>>67677334
>>67677365
>>67677388
dont know
just dont know
yesterday was very atmospheric with all the fog
>>67677495
internet shitposters saw memepotential and put in the work, can hardly attribute the success to the man himself
reminder: people become benders because they can't get a shag off of women
>>67677495
It was those god damn uneducated, racist WHITE males who did it!
>>67677508
CHI
>>67677301
no-one likes them, but unlike most other countries in Europe we're yet to have any real experience, good or bad, with them. we still have a very small % of them here
once they start kicking off, ghettoizing and demanding shit here like they do everywhere else, public opinion will quickly turn against them
>as it should have done a long time ago but wtv
>>67677533
that was portuguese you moron
>>67677527
or because of traumatic childhood noncing by their relatives
Good night my only friends
>>67677523
Except it was his reading of the situation in Wisconsin and Michigan that got him the win.
>>67677527
Umm sweetie I almost raped by a girl once so no. x
>>67677495
I always though of him as like "dad smart"
May come across a bit bumbley, but with experience and wisdom actually really knows some important shit.
>>67677548
sleep well lad
>>67677521
October, November have been strangely dry and the weathers actually been alright
Global warming? Won't say no to it at this rate.
>>67677548
Good tight
Sleep night
Only went and put half my bottle of whiskey in one drink aha what am I like x
drug cocktail is taking effect
>>67677495
>electoral landslide
clinton beat him in the number of votes though, and he got less than romney and mccain.
i'm glad he won but let's be honest it was because clinton was such an awful candidate.
>>67677527
can confirm
once accidentally one of the m8s once on a dry stint
>>67677587
a mong x
>>67677527
weird how the opposite is true for lesbos tho
they only go lesbo when they get so much dick that it bores them
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1479319996474.webm
me on the right
Beans, greens, potatoes, tomatoes
chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken
>>67677691
me on the left
literally
having a sleep
>>67677729
me on the left
>>67677729
good jpg
>>67677772
all of us on the left
Do a new already
>>67677850
mong
>soviets fund every anti establishment movement in the west for decades >literally had a high ranking mi5 agent defect
imagine if during the cold war the soviets managed to actually get a pro russian president
i swear those lads are still pulling the strings