/brit/

fuck devon

Bjork sucks so much

Literally only receives praise because she's weird and quirky, much like Bowie

going to bed
night night

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beat me to it

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Well lads, it was good to take off the jumper for a whole 2 days straight

>muslims destroying Christmas trees in France

howling

>mfw u r gay could have killed bjork

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>Bjork sucks so much
>Literally only receives praise because she's weird and quirky, much like Bowie

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>>67674247

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>>67674247
>Third eye status: nonexistent

>>67674262
i could really go for some plus 15 weather rn

>>67674262
how's the weather the rest of the year? Might move from Brissy if it's cold enough

>>67674207
might unironically tell the janny about this

>>67674262
too hot lad

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>>67674270
It's just sad, lad

/Morocco/ belongs in /brit/ if you disagree then YOU'RE the paki not me

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>why yes i do enjoy the musical stylings of bjork

>>67674290
it's overcast and miserable sub 18 degrees for 10 months of the year

going to have a stroke or have cancer or something

I'm healthy but have random pains all the time. something will happen one day

cant sleep

>>67674324
dont care

Belgium

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eThDTCD7bLs

>>67674321
sounds good to me.

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>>67674149
lad

>>67674309
>>67674235
>>67674235
>>67674235
>>67674235
>>67674235

FUCK OFF PAKI TWAT

>>67674309
free the sahrawis

>>67674262
>humidity: 37%

sack up pussy

>>67674272
Bloody runt! I wanna taste it now!

>>67674297
racist

>>67674342
Paki detected
>>>/Desi/ is that way

>After 22 years, the opportunity to lose my virginity presents itself
>Say no because I haven't reached my target bodyweight yet
Ah yes, it seems the very self-loathing that motivated me to lift is going to prevent me from reaping the rewards.

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>>67674324
beds on fire

>>67674330
good gimmick

>>67674275
>>67674279
>>67674284
>>67674288
>>67674309
>>67674331
>>67674341
>>67674344
>>67674349
*nuts you right in the kite*
get the fuck out

my cenno just got cut off lads

>>67674363
FONT

>>67674344
Never

GOING TO BED LADS
NIGHT NIGHT

>>67674207
someone remind me who that is again

celebrity stalker guy

>>67674384
rekt

>>67674382
why is australia never included?
they're literally just as british as americans

>>67674397
night zac

>>67674382
>>67674402
Reminder that Iceland is Anglo

>>67674325
Better use Tunisian high quality olive oil for best results

Never ate hummus

>>67674398
use deductive reasoning idiot
protip look at the name of the edition

>>67674402
They have a similar accent and a union jack in their flag?

>>67674414
>not using british
*nuts your paki head*

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>>67674270
If they tried that shit here I'd gather up a bunch of skinheads and glass them

>someone asks if I'm going out on a certain night
>Say yes
>I'm not
>I never do
Who /devilish/ here?

>>67674363
that is stupid as fuck

>>67674426
Middle class university students live off it in the UK

>>67674384
go into a clinic drunk and say you're an alcoholic

good for 1-3 months you can repeat it with other clinics

*Reasonably deduces*

>>67674412
Thank you
that's all I wanted
see you tomorrow

>>67674397
Good night mate


>>67674432
>Using british olive oil
>aka piss

>>67674452
*nuts you right in the nogg*
fuck off einstein

>>67674402
Honestly some Aussies have accents so minor they sound like they could be from the south of England

>>67674439
I'm aware lad, cheers.

babestation

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>>67674435
>cuckada
no you wouldn't

>>67674435
>LE GANADA IS UNGUGKED OUR PM IS SECRETLY LE REDOPILLED BASED/ POOL/ XDD
kys

would absolutely wreck anyone ITT 2bh

oh Ricardo you crazy sexy beast

>>67674488
You need to learn to get off your fat ass first

>>67674473
*Telekinetically crushes your nads into raisins*

my only knowledge of 'hummus' is that episode of Friends where pheobe says she's 'got the hummus'

assumed it was an STD or something. no idea it was even food until a few years ago

been trying to manipulate people lately
but alas, i have no social skills

>>67674488
would nut you into oblivion

>>67674444
Post pics of said hummus pls

just bought these

https://jlist.com/o/c/kawaii-japanese-socks/nse015

>>67674490
>he doesn't even have a fucking leaf

Fuck off chinese Canada.

>>67674511
*gets aroused*

>>67674382
why the FUCK did you include me in that

If god forbid any of us got cancer, what would you request from the make a wish foundation?

Think I'd ask for my bollocks to be smelted into solid gold when I die and put on display.

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YOU ARE SOMEONE ELSE,
I AM STILL RIGHT HERE

>>67674531
would nut this queer as well then bum him

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really, really, really don't want to get up in a few hours

>>67674515
it's really nice if you prepare it well

tastes awful on its own

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>>67674479
>>67674480
hate getting grouped with toronto and vancouver shitskins and SJWs

>>67674539
fuck off peanut head

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>>67674556

>not eating hummus plain with a spoon
lmaoing my ass off

>>67674583
absolute nutter

Imagine being French and having a British monarch

screeching

lads I really hate myself and my life

>>67674583
>ASS
FOY

imagine being such a normie drone you had to get up for work

>>67674558
>tastes awful on its own

great selling point

>>67674528
Phoneposting. But literally just type "hummus" into google images

>>67674610
Why?

someone help me. I remember an album from my childhood where the cover is a girl and boy with red dots on their cheeks behind a mountain overlooking a lake. I can't remember the name of it or who it is by though

>>67674604
Most of them don't give a fuck. Some are eternally buttblasted by it.

>>67674610
Lift weights.

>>67674610
*grabs you by the nuts*

>>67674613
I once worked 400 hours in one month haha

>>67674610
Really? Funny, we're all on /brit/ because we love ourselves and our lives.

>>67674571
come to east mids and chat that shit mate, dare you

>>67674558
Think it's pretty nice on its own. But always have it with pitta bread usually

>>67674630
ITAOTS?

>>67674662
will nut you so hard you'll end up in a coma

Someone redpill me know Quebec:do they actually speak French there?

>>67674428
well forgive me for thinking the culprit was from a place where people are named bjork

what kind of fucking name is that anyway. he looked like a 'john' or a 'thomas' to me

>>67674674
no. it was psychedelic rock or something I think. I can hear the songs in my head. sort of like my morning jacket

>>67674490
https://youtu.be/DTOR5e0d1II?t=29m56s

>>67674610
le pretending to have a shit life despite being an attractive rich normie

best meme

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VOTE YES INDYREFII
How much of a self-hating deluded coward do you have to be to vote against your natural-born countrymen, who across Scotland voted YES for their independence, but were held back by a foreign intrusion of English and European voters?

Do you honestly think Scotland is an equal partner in some fantastical utopian union? Are you daft? The English now seek to destroy yet more of Scotland's presence in the Commons by decreasing their MP count, in addition to excluding them to voting on matters which affect the vast majority of the supposed 'united' kingdom.

Alas, I am counting on your cuckolded weak-at-the-knees mental illness, which will no doubt help you to justify the pairing of the population of Scotland - ~4-5 million ethnic Scotsmen and women, with the 50-60 million English and Europeans throughout this disunited island - an equal pairing of numbers which inevitably leads to an inequitable share of decision-making clout - treating a whole country as no more than a province in a 'better together' fantasy in which decisions are ruled by a southern majority, alien in race and in heritage to the True Northerners.

You advocate the political enslavement of an entire nation - SCOTLAND - purely on a summation of the vote tally, not accounting for the incompatible differences between us true natural-born Scots and our culturally and racially dissimilar neighbours.

>>67674734
shut up you absolute nut

>>67674708
Yeah, but pretty much all of them (escpecially the young people) speak english too

Have a stabbing pain in my chest and lower back

think this might be the end of the line for me, goodbye lads

Interesting how it's okay to be a Scottish nationalist, but it's racist to be an English nationalist

>>67674752
Chew an aspiring or something

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>>67674708
in 1900 there were pockets of english spoken throughout the province, but domestic population movements have basically exterminated any english speaking populations outside montreal

>>67674708
They speak shitty French but think they speak great French.

>tfw too shit at games to play bloodborne

>>67674674
totally forgot about that album
going to listen to it now, definitely one of the best of the 20th century

>>67674734
Hopefully Scotland wins its Independence from the eternal anglos during my life time

>>67674207
Why do they always suck their lips around the barrel?

>>67674808
freudian isn't it?

>>67674808
How many bloody real suicide vids have you seen you psycho

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>my life is worse than yours because I have a small willy
ah yes, the font poster

>>67674532
Isnt Canada chinese Canada?

>>67674769
Scotland is 96% white, so the impetus behind Scottish nationalism is not racism
it's impossible to be racist when you never encounter foreigners

>>67674819
did a laugh at this one

Thinking about growing my hair out

>>67674850
fuck RIGHT off, I don't need your approval

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bX230VLs260
Cute. CUTE!

>>67674843
UK was 95% white in the 50's, racism was pretty big

Thinking about shaving my head lads

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>>67674769
Scottish nationalists want the freedom to import more foreigners

>>67674886
Nonce

>>67674862
>>67674896
don't

>>67674914
and proud of it

new Walking Dead tonight lads

>>67674886
nonce

>>67674867
did not enjoy this post very much

need an icelandic bf with bright blue eyes

>>67674941
Paedo

tfw havent had sex in 3 weeks and only got £1m in the bank
why is life so fucking hard lads?

Ah yes, qts wearing short shorts season

doing a depressed

>>67674949
Pretty sure both of us have blue eyes

>>67674290
>>67674402
>>67674430
>>67674436
>>67674541
>>67674630
>>67674661
>>67674708
>>67674808
>>67674819
>>67674824
>>67674959
not sure

have a 16 year old gf

i'm 28

>>67674886
>using inb4
>self diagnosing autism
>dressing, acting and talking like a child

When I come to power people like this will be shot

>>67674982
right that's it sunshine, i've had e-fucking-nough of you yanks in /brit/

*grabs a cricket bat*
you're fucking done for

>>67674843
not true
Japan is like 99.9% Japanese and they're one of the most xenophobic countries on Earth.

WHITU PIGGU GO HOME

>>67674978
pics

http://us.blastingnews.com/opinion/2016/11/barron-trump-s-difficult-time-with-campaign-fuels-autism-questions-001271475.html

lmao

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>>67674824
Greater Vancouver is the chinese canada

>send a girl a message
>girl views my profile
>no response
>repeat 10x

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>have a 16 year old gf

>i'm 28

>>67674984
Good on you m8

self-diagnosing yourself with autism is pretty autistic tbf

>>67675008
right then let's have a wrestle mate
*takes off shirt*

>>67675036
could not fathom being this much of a nonce

I'm 19 and 16 year old girls feel like children to me. If I'm at party and there are literal secondary school kids there I know I'm too old for that crowd

>self-diagnosing yourself

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>>67675011
Me on the right

>>67674994
it says her doctor diagnosed her, plus she's clearly autistic.

>self-diagnosing yourself

>>67675068
>16
>nonce
FOY

I self diagnosed myself with a ballbusting fetish.

>>67675046
*rips off shirt*
*grapples you from behind*

>>67675044
i'm self-diagnosed 2bh

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>I'm 19 and 16 year old girls feel like children to me

>>67675094
*reaches back and grabs your head, putting your neck on my shoulder*
*does a stone cold stunner*

>>67675083
Very qt, if I was a girl I'd shag you desu

>>67675083
wow <3

>>67675036
My mates 19 and has a 14 year old gf. He tells everyone she's 16.

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>>67674905
SNP is cancer. That would be Scotland under the SNP rule
>ethnically and racially diverse
>religious freedom
>National Race Relations Act
>SNP led
>civic nationalism
>free education
>Euro as a currency
>EU member
>nuclear free zone
>has a refugee settlement programme
>dysgenic in nature - retards, drug addicts and scum are encouraged to breed by the welfare state
what the Scottish Underground rightly demands
>Racially and ethnically homogenous Scottish Scotland.
>Anglos, Irish, Catholics - expelled
>Catholics, Jews, moslems, coons, asians - expelled and banned
>By Constitution white settlers/tourists/workers can't make up more than 3% of the population
>firearms for the loyal citizens that pledge allegiance to the High Scottish Race
>elected King
>King and warrior elite run the country
>loyal armed Racial Patriots protect the Scots from the potential state abuse
>nuclear deterrent that can turn USA, China or Russia into a wasteland
>Scottish pound
>mandatory eugenics

Learned a nice little addition to my wanking repertoire

Take two fingers and rub the tip of your head to stimulate the urethra

>>67675083
are you the beta midget or the Omegle lad?

>>67675106
How can somebody's nose actually be that big holy shit

And 16 year old girls are fucking children mate
>>67675092
Its not illegal but he's noncing a girl that is a mental midget in comparison to a fully matured adult

>>67675133
I'm Icelad and you are a bothersome cunt

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>And 16 year old girls are fucking children mate

>>67675111
*pulls out the fingers i stuck in your arsehole earlier and rips out your prostate*

not self diagnosing yourself

>>67675150
can you not pull 20 year olds or something? They're better shags tbf

>>67675146
Beta midget it is

literally lmaoing AT ALL OF YOU PATHETIC DORKS

>>*7675158
FONT

i want to shag someone born in the year 2000

>>67675170
N0NC3

>>67675165
would nut you clean out instantly

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>can you not pull 20 year olds or something? They're better shags tbf

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1479496503506.webm

>>67675153
*likes it*

LET'S ALL MEET UP IN THE YEAR 2000

>>67675170
when i was in highschool the sophomore girl i was dating would send me lots of porn videos and pictures of her on snapchat. bit wild that i technically masturbated to child porn daily for like 2 years

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>SNP is cancer. That would be Scotland under the SNP rule
>>ethnically and racially diverse
>>religious freedom
>>National Race Relations Act
>>SNP led
>>civic nationalism
>>free education
>>Euro as a currency
>>EU member
>>nuclear free zone
>>has a refugee settlement programme
>>dysgenic in nature - retards, drug addicts and scum are encouraged to breed by the welfare state
what the Scottish Underground rightly demands
>>Racially and ethnically homogenous Scottish Scotland.
>>Anglos, Irish, Catholics - expelled
>>Catholics, Jews, moslems, coons, asians - expelled and banned
>>By Constitution white settlers/tourists/workers can't make up more than 3% of the population
>>firearms for the loyal citizens that pledge allegiance to the High Scottish Race
>>elected King
>>King and warrior elite run the country
>>loyal armed Racial Patriots protect the Scots from the potential state abuse
>>nuclear deterrent that can turn USA, China or Russia into a wasteland
>>Scottish pound
>>mandatory eugenics

phwoar
what a mint song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tu7HoGZaspo

>>67675158
All the 17 - 20 year old chicks go out with 20+ so all you have left is 16 and down

>>67675184
>1.3MB

wouldn't want you spending your entire outback bandwidth allocation on little ole me

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>>67675185
hmm

>>67675190
A bit late for that, innit?

>>67675202
was this song
>>67675190
and this song

made 1000 years apart?

How do I pull girls when I have no wingman

>>67675217
just be yourself

>>67675196
NONCE NONCE NONCE

reported to the FBI

ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLRIGHTY

why the fuck is there a moroccan now

>>67675196
>fucking a child
Pedo

>>67675217
when they're 16 and impressionable no wingman is needed my good sir

>>67675209
Guarantee my internet is faster than yours Xi Ping, plus it's unlimited.

>>67675196
>2016
>saying that on the Internet during the age of surveillance
wew lad

>>67675185
Good thing I muted my audio right after I clicked the link

considering doing an all nighter since i woke up at 4pm

Do you have a piece of tape over your webcam lads?

Priya's big fat indian arse

>>67675226
it's the Algerian rapist

sprouting an extra tooth at the back of my mouth
hmm

>>67675212
It's a song you dip

>>67675226
Why do you ask

>>67675256
No

going to dream of icelandic boys

>>67675256
yes.
have done for years
I also uninstalled the webcam mic drivers

>>67675260
>the
i've missed this entire thing

>>67675276
jfs out

gota go to bed to be up for work and ive only been awake for 11 hours lol

>>67675217
This

My flatmate moved to portugal and was replaced by a spanish girl

He wasn't a great wingman anyway but now I've nothing

anyone else got a nose fetish? i even like feeling my own nose up, just hoping if i had a gf she'd be ok with me licking her nose and cumming on it, probably wouldn't even mind licking the klingons out of it

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>>67675270
I know

>>67675260
I'll rape your fucking mom if you don't stfu amerishart

any good paki pornstars lads?

i'm feeling an ethnic wank

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>>67675185
I just started eating my fucking sandwich you bastard

simultaneously having a wank and doing a poo

>>67675298
Ahaha good one

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>>67675198
stay mad, low t cuck faggot. I'll start the bombings as soon as Alba is finally free

>>67675285
I don't know what you're talking about

>>67675232
then tell the other convict shant poster to shut the fuck up

Can hardly contemplate walking up to a few girls and trying to get an in

>>67675307
haha laddie, what did you end up having on it?

>>67675202
what a fucking bangre

nowhere i wander, wherever i drift
using a razor to open my wrist

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Anyone else have lymph nodes under their mouth that have been swollen for years?

>>67675313
Won't it be strange when we're all fully grown?

>>67675329
Salmon and cream cheese, was the only thing in the fridge. There weren't even any onions

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>iceland
>the netherlands
>morocco

>>67675339
Are you that lad that talked about removing them himself?

>>67675285
he's a 33 year old paki manlet with a severely receding hairline and a knack for telling tall tales

>>67675305
Alexa Rydell/Serena is kinda ethnic
fit af too

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>>67675307

>>67675339
sounds like you're a goner m8 what do you want on your gravestone

>>67675260
nah it's the moroccan rapist

in my next post: how to determine how the poster you are responding to is a rapist (stay tuned)

>>67675358
Luv u 2 bb <3

>>67675360
No

>>67675371
shan't be tuning in

>>67675346
bit disappointing desu

>>67675364
>>67675371

apart from the age thats literally all of them lmao

>>67675371
ty

>>67675358
Spectacular post

just brushed my teeth

feel like a new la, lads

>>67675388
I know, it's like a second famine in my gaff

Just shaved
Lovevthat smooth face feeling

*drifts around you in my all white Japanese hatchback*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxLwGow0Tvw

was just shitting myself thinking i could hear people talking but it was just really quiet music i had playing

Going on a diet tommorow

Solely brown bread no white, no salt, no butter, no more potatoes, maybe 1 with my meal, more vegetables, no more sugar, no drugs, no drink more exercise

Going full detox to fix my broken mind and body up

>Hey
>Hi
>Kik?
>No
Disconnected
Fuck this gay shit

>>67675305
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=791976046

>>67675391
lol this one likes to post pics of himself

>>67675416

same!

>>67675417
**drives up on your hood in a hilux on 44" tires**

>>67675428
hope it lasts more than 24 hours mate really do

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>>67675428
>no potatoes
>more vegetables

stretched my legs this morning and experienced the worst pain of my life

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>>67675417
>tfw own my dream car

>>67675450
I'm thinking about putting 49" on my dodge and make it a 6x6

Haven't decided yet

vacation
yard
soccer
could care less

>>67675467
Muscle cramp?

>>67675451
Thanks means a lot.

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>really need a wee but the gf filled up all the piss bottles
roooooooooooo

Bet Rorkes are triggered by additional languages subtitles on dvds.

>>67675434
Nice tits but shit tier faces like always
What the fuck as that poo doing with her hand 0:11?

>>67675481
could you

>>67675510
the fuck you on about

>>67675467
you mean the second worst pain?
*punches you at mach speed until you fall unconscious*
psh, nothin' personnel kid. you were no match for an S rank fighter like me

>>67675510
dvds?

>>67675371
>(stay tuned)
I'm still tuned in but have so far seen nothing, you disappoint me

>>67675476
fruit

>>67675488
don't think so
felt like all the blood was trying to escape from my legs

>>67675234
i deleted them all when i turned 18 bc i realized it was cp, i haven't done anything wrong

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How to tell if the person you are responding to is a rapist: simply examine their flag - if it matches any of the highlighted regions, you have a guaranteed rapist

>>67675480
Wew lad how much money do you have
The largest ram I know of is 6x6 47" and that guy was going to make it 8x8. He's spent about 40k usd just on the engine

>move into new house
>find out housemates are all overwhelmingly left
>would likely scorn me for being con

aha ah yes.... ahhhh yessss yesyes yesss

i accidentally let my mates dog lick some coke off my finger
it's not dead yet, so i think it's fine

>>67675549
don't recall asking for you to chime in, leafboy. now blow away

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t'f

>>67675434
Cheers la'

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>Trump appoints Breitbart journalists to senior positions in his cabinet

>>67675562
tell it to the judge, punk
you're going downtown

>>67675227
never got it in lad

>>67675567
I don't mean to complain but this map appears to be a little biased, thanks either way

>>67675428
Get rid of the fried shit too. That crap is for the negroes

>>67675573
I was making a joke man, I like your car, but there was what appeared to be a fruit on the hood

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Contemplating trimming the beard down to stubble lads

>>67675569
I figure it will take some time and a bit of saving to get it where I want it, but I don't want it to be so fancy that I'm afraid to get rough with it

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whats this guy say again, i keep forgetting, he has that line he says

Is it depression hours yet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Ogz7NhQKTM

Nassim DeHouche can't grow a beard lmao

>>67675609
oh, thought you were calling me a fruit as in the gay slang. thanks, it's a hamburger bap actually

>>67675627
2 bangres in 1 thread
this is getting a bit much

>>67675621
UUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHHHHH

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9b_kk10t-mA

>>67675571
establish dominance lad

>>67675601
*checks flag*
*checks map*
certainly will not be paying your thoughts any mind, no sir

>>67675614
Its gonna take a lot of saving

>>67675635
Its called a double entendre. Also why'd you call it a bap you fucking jock lmfao

mate just...
fuck sake right i'll do it myself

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>>67675627
I'm actually feeling very neutral for once, this is an odd feeling

>>67675658
A little bit of saving

>>67675654
*launches proxy*
*changes flag to UK*
Jolly good show old chap, you showed that minx exactly who's boss
care for some tea?

Gonna have a wank

https://youtu.be/N_zz6G7GCdk?t=2m44s

?

>>67675627
before i even click that the title looks like some witch house shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCY2vRVC5wU

>Louis C.K. walks on stage
>"Good evening ladies and gentlemen...you're in for quite the show tonight"
>*applause*
>"Before we go any further...let us turn off these lights, these damned inventions of the white devil. Let us return to out natural state,BLACKness"
>Lights are turned off, but bonfires are being lit on stage and in the audience.
>Meanwhile, Louis has stripped naked, and a huge cauldron is being brought on stage.
>All the blacks in the theatre start chanting "KEK KEK KEK" slowly growing louder.
>"In this cauldron is a sacred Nubian concoction made from the semen carefully extracted from vaginas of wives who have been bred by black bucks. It symbolizes the conquering of the white race.
>Louis lowers his pale, naked body slowly into the cauldren of semen. He rubs himself sensually, and his tiny white dick gets more and more erect. "KEK KEK KEK KEK" the chanting continues to roar on.
>Louis begins moaning and masturbating violently. Some white people in the audience are shocked, but when they try to leave they find the doors locked.
>Louis moans come out in a gasping sputter as his hands are a blur in his slimy crotch.
>Right as Louis reaches his climax, a black buck thrusts a huge horn resembling a BBC in front of Louis face. Louis puts it to his lips and....
>BRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>The sound of Louis orgasm echoes around the chamber, competing with the deafening chant of "KEK KEK KEK"
>Zulu warriors emerge from the shadows of the theatre,killing all the white males in the audience with spears. The white women blush with anticipation as they are dragged towards the stage, where dozens of black bucks await with massive, throbbing erections.
>At this point Louis is being spitroasted between the girths of two massive black men.
>He pulls his mouth off of one of the mans cocks with a slluurpp and grabs the mic. Panting, he says:
>LADIES AND GENTLEMAN,WELCOME TO THE INTERRACIAL BREEDING GROUNDS!

>>67675722
Waay ahead of you, meit

>Icelandic and Portuguese people are the only jfs who share our time zone
Honourary Anglos

what's waitrose like? is it similar to marks and spencer

>>67675752
We are literally Anglos

>>67675754
Yeah without the clothes

>>67675746
>russian teen hardcore anal
Ah yes a classic

What's a jf?

>>67675788
>>67675788
>>67675788

made a (somewhat reasonable) offer on a gaff last week

haven't heard back from the agents yet, but reckon they'll take it
>can't fucking wait to get out of this semi-Victorian (but rent-free) kip I'm living in rn

>>67675752
Liberia, Mali, Ghana etc... Honorary anglos as well?

make yourself at home
we got diesel or some of that home grown
sit back in your throne
and turn off your phone
because this our zone

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love black girls tbqh

>>67675795
FOB