/brit/

Canada,Eh?

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place runtament

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At the so called falls lads

new gimmick: reply to every canadian post with 'eh aboot'

choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1Rci2y6EEQ

>ywn be an autistic Swedish rapper

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why do canacucks always make shit editions?

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what kind of cuck are you lads?

t'is a fine barn but sure it is no pool

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>>67672325
Nth for glorious Scotland eternal.

I remember how I went up Schiehallion two years ago. It was glorious and a feel you little beady bed-wetters will never understand: heritage, tradition, honour, pride.

How does it feel to have your race destroyed by the two greatest Scottish politicians of all time - Blair and Brown. Only then to be saved by Cameron (a Scot!).

Truly a pathetic little brown race. Thanks for your women who so willingly throw themselves at my big Scottish cock whenever I'm down winning business over my weak anglo "competitors".

Pussy boys/. We own you.

You ought to be paying us more for having the privilege of our rule.

We're stronger, cleverer, faster, more traditional. Blonder, lighter-skinned, and have lighter eyes.

Whenever I'm in your shithole I'm a God among little brown haired brown eyed beta cunts who literally cower in my presence upon seeing me and hearing my accent.

>>67672370
Dunno what interpals is and don't really want to talk to you nonce

>Tfw no average looking underage Irish boi to tease

>>67672379
Soft cuck, was cheated on

>>67672401
What are u doing in Russia angeus ye mad coon

>>67672325
Isn't that the English part of Quebec? What is it like there?

>>67672379
I'm a figurative cuck who faps to traps sometimes, at least I'm not a nu-male like the lad in the picture though.

>>67672379
Genuinely none of them

>>67672379
subconscious cuck

>>67672401
Kek, good proxy

>>67672446
eh aboot

applying for a job...

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>>67672455

but are you if you're aware of it

>>67672416
If you tried to tease me irl I'd hit you a headbutt you greasy Jewish cunt

>>67672446
it was ethnically cleansed and is now 95% french

I grew up there, it doesn't get much comfier imo.

>>6767237
My sides. Modern *****men****

>>67672505
eh aboot

>>67672486
let me know how it goes

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>ywn be a teenager again and experience your first love all over

fat cunt ^^

>>67672517
Oi about

>>67672421
If cheat on you, bebe

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This jewish fellah's a bit cringeworthy isn't he

>>67672550
jews tend to be

>>67672550
ye

>>67672541
>about in Icelandic is um

ruined my meme

>>67672566
eh aboot

>>67672379
I'm not a cuck at all it appears
Either that or my type of cuck hasn't been discovered yet

Fucking proper choon here lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0CvSIhF_tA

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I'VE GOT TO BE UP FOR WORK IN 5 HOURS!!!

HEHEHEHEHEHEHEEHEHEHOHOOOHOHOHOHOHEHEHEHEHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>67672550
Yeah and he repeats this gimmick every day and every day mouth breathing, drooling, Neanderthal retards reply with "omzg u r gril? Pls sned chebs"

does grindr keep crashing for any of you today? :3

3... 2... 1...

SHART

>>67672325
Could do with brick buildings desu, or cotswold cottage or wooden tudor style instead of this nordic sillyness

>>67672575
eh aboot

3000 word essay due tomorrow and i haven't started

FUCK

>>67672576
>his gimmick is just feeding me (you)s

t-thanks?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRFQVMJf5eI

She was a proper qt 2bh

>>67672624
lmao

fuck leafs

What's the Scottish lad in Russia doing?

He in banking or something?

>>67672603
Honestly think that the actual female population of 4chan (outside /b/, /pol/ and /v/) is nearing or next to 0

exploring a 3d versiion of the historic port city of middlesbrough the the 'gle maps lads

>>67672649
>this pleases the anti-canadian yank

ah yes

*furiously scribbles notes into notepad*

>>67672628

just write out the title with no spelling mistakes and you should get a pass

fucking state of modern education

>>67672649
hey aburger

>>67672631
eh aboot

>>67672628
Good luck lad

>just beat someone at SFV from /v/
>he's literally crying his eyes out that my character is cheap and i get lucky
>he plays r.mika

mental. never game with /v/

>>67672659
/soc/ is full of them

>>67672662
have to unirocally go to the 'sbrough tomorrow

any other kiwis here xd

hello i am gril xDD i gib succ

>>67672640
One of the last female pop stars who knew how to write music

>>67672628
no sleep 4 u
enjoy almost throwing up in the morning senpai

>tfw off work with a broken arm

it's not even properly my first day off and i'm already proper bored

anyone got any ideas on what i can do?

>>67672582
Wish I had a group of lads like this to drink and sing sea shanties with

>>67672359
looks quite pretty

>>67672667
>>67672671
eh aboot

>>67672705
i know that feel

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>november 20

>>67672695

choice post m8

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>>67672703
Turn on the tv and stare blankly at it while growing a beard

t.neet

>>67672688
Oh yeah forgot that, doesn't surprise me

Wouldn't see why any girl in any country would be interested in /int/ though

https://youtu.be/jpvZERtO5QA

Hilarious

>>67672705
I like my lads as they are thank you.

>>67672703
wank, surf the intenet and sleep

>>67672582
me and the lads

>>67672695
le alex you meean le world 2 me

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doing a listen

>>67672743
>>67672774
eh aboot

>>67672753
A lot of girls like travelling and other countries/cultures, it wouldn't surprise me tbqh. cannot imagine any in /brit/ though

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>>67672755
>the first person he meets is called paddy

>>67672744
i am real kiwi gril not sweaty jew xdd

Seriously though, where are my kiwi brethren this fine afternoon? I looked on /balt/ but it's pure cancer

>>67672618
the land is harsh and was desolate not too many centuries ago

the nordic style housing is a necessity, the houses are built using the plentiful lumber in the area

are Russian Jews literally the wealthiest, most powerful and most intelligent ethnic group on the planet?

what do you think about the Way of the Bear?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0Ca0j4grQs
Russkies are trying to manage diversity the right way

Chatting to a stranger
>Him: Hi how are you
>Me: Good hbu
>Him: Fine thank you, your age?
>Me: 19, Where are you from?
>Him: 20, UK, male or female?
>Me: Male
DISCONNECTED
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>67672492
>Little boi being rude on Internet
Aww

100 word essay due in tomorrow lads...honestly fucking bricking it

>>67672814
eh aboot

>>67672808
/balt/ has degressed to ylilauta levels of cancer

>>67672805
There are actually loads of paddys, patricks, padraigs and pats

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>>67672325
You lads like late victorian interior design?

>>67672703
anime (seriously)
TV shows
wank
some vidya can be played with one hand (minecraft, sim city, katawa shojou)
music
get drunk

t. professional neet

Doing a post punk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVTtFjU0T-Y

>>67672834
>Morocco
instant disconnect desu

>>67672878
punk is unironically dead

>>67672699
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXOL-4YNNqY

Is this the first thread the eh aboot gimmick has ever been used in?

Feeling chuffed rn

>>67672863
>anime

Kill yourself

>>67672753
Knew a qt black American girl who used to post on /int/

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>november 21st
>supposed to have applied for grad jobs
>applied for exactly 0

>>67672891
Punk was always shit, the only good thing about it was that it led to post punk.

>>67672603
You're so qt while referring all those emotions and attentions to me. Xdd
>look, mum, Russian lady replied to me
You sound like you wanna touch my cunt

iambic pentameter

>>67672913
Siouxsie is post-punk though

>>67672863
>anime (seriously
good lad

So there's a black guy running on the spot in a GP practice while he waits for his appointment. The doctor comes out and calls his name, and the black guy runs up to him immediately - surprising the doctor.

So the doctor asks what seems to be the problem, to which the black guy responds that he can't stop running - he can't sit, sleep or walk, he always has to be running.

The GP looks perplexed and tells him to make another appointment in a week's time, as he doesn't know what's up and will have to research it.

So within a week the black guy goes back, and runs into the doctor's room. The doctor tells him that he has the cure, and brings out a vial of white powder - telling him to snort it.

"But doctor, I don't do drugs", says the black man

"Don't worry, I've consulted with my colleagues and I'm pretty sure it's the cure"

So the black guy snorts the powder and, lo and behold, within a minute he stops running on the spot.

"That's amazing doctor, but what is the powder"

To which the doctor responds:

"Oh, it's just Daz - it stops coloureds running"

>>67672929
That's my whole point

What the fuck

>>67672908
Well aware of this feel

>>67672659
Why?

>>67672934
Bit racist

https://youtu.be/hMFL1ilcGlU

RAAAAAAMEEEEEE

>>67672881
Was halfway through writing I'm from Morocco desu didn't even get to send it

>>67672938
Ah there seems to be a misunderstanding on my behalf

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To do tomorrow
1.try get up before 4pm, I need to stop getting up so late
2.Collect my dole( Don't judge I'm actively looking for work)
3.get my accomodation forms filled out
4.play battlefield 1 and shitpost on /brit/ for the rest of the day

what happened to caralad

>>67672908
applying for jobs isnt fucking hard anon

its getting them that is

>>67672934
googled daz, first result
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mW9Mz7zAMNE

Funk is objectively the best genre of music.

>>67672896
no
an australian started it months ago

>>67672603
Given that we are in the same country... I want to kill that subhuman degenerate

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I have a dream. A dream that one day, the Union Jack will again fly from the skylines of Boston and Philadelphia. A dream that the Union Jack will fly from every hill and molehill of Mississippi. From every mountainside, that Union Jack will fly. And that one day, every child of Churchill--British and Irish, Welsh and Canadian, Australian and
American--will join hands and sing in the words of the new national anthem: God save the Queen! God Save the Queen! God save the Queen!

>>67672855
Too true mate, a bit sad really.

Anyway lad who should we be voting for next election? I was just having a chat with me mates about this, and none of them very good.

>>67672753
I can reveal my exotic rare flag here
>>67672801
I like British memes

>>67672896
>>67672903
eh aboot

>>67672401
This

Scotland truly is the promised land

>>67673016
You are a subhuman slavshit and you will die during the Day of the Rope

>>67673004
need to have a war against non anglos first to fully unite the anglosphere first desu

>>67673011
just vote for yourself hahahaa

>>67672990
doing a think ngl

what's irn bru taste like?

>>67672808
Hello, Alex. If I met anyone who'd mean the world to me (like you) - I'd stop being a whore immediately. :33

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The Pearl River Delta has surpassed the Kanto plain as the largest urban area in the world.

internetlets need not apply

/brit/ posters you recognise:
>Estonian who gets butthurt when Estonia is criticised
>Irish lad who always posts about bf1
>Aussie who always posts 'GAS THE TAIGS'

>>67673011
not sure, I only turned 18 right after the last election so this is my first

Maybe NZ first

>>67673060
eh aboot

>>67673004
Going to have to genoicde a few people and i only genocide chinks and coloured wogs

Imagine unironically browsing /b/ in 2016
lmao

>>67673053
It has its own unique flavour really, it's hard to describe

>>67673004
t.britaboo

>>67673004
Teaboos are literally the fucking worst

Freddie Mercury's mum died
oh dear lads when did that happen?

>>67673055
fuck off back to /balt/ dickhead

man the barricades

>>67673053
tastes like irn bru

>>67673074
/b/ is where all the newbies go, then when they mature they move onto the other boards

>>67673055
Shut the fuck up you annoying cunt, we know you're not a woman but an insufferable physically inferior brown hairy Jewish manlet

Id knock you out and drag your limp body into heavy traffic, rid this board of your presence immediately you mentally ill dog, nasty little kike

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told her

>>67672978
opposite way round for me for some reason, cant stand applying but pass with flying colours in interviews.

>>67673053
Like bags of sand

>'Paddy' and 'Mick' are supposedly insults
>they're both extremely common names here

come on lads ... can't you do better than that?

irish lad who plays bf1, have you played hardcore yet?

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>>67673074
I only ever join in on random image threads

>>67673071
They sided with Labour last election though, don't really want that twat Andrew Little in power.

67673055
dunno who this alex fellah is, you must have mm mistaken

disgusting jewish cunt

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>>67673115
Mate, don't reply to him it's what he wants. No need to get worked up.

Go watch a few tim videos or post a few slags to mellow out

>>67673114
I was introduced to /pol/ first desu. But soon got pretty bored of all the race stuff, not that here is much better mind you

>>67673053
Pretty good to be honest, it's not really flavoured on anything though - it'd be a bit like asking what coke tastes like

It gets pretty sickly after a while though

>>67673078
They have irn bru in Ireland?

>>67673114
Went straight to the big boy boards, AMA

>>67673053
pretty good desu
i've got nothing to compare it really, it's very sweet.

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>>67673115
based. Terrorism and murder are the only options

the old 'llocks are a bit sore again

>>67673117
>
to the point, i like that. you did well, la

>>67673135
i really dont get the mick insult. Is it because everyone has Mc as their second name?

>>67673107
b-but /Balt/ is empty and you're here, not there. a-and Iove you .-.

>>67673135
>common name
That's the whole point. It's like calling a chinese person chang

>>>/tv/76484450

Haha, /tv/ is so funny.

>>67673053
bubblegum with orange

hate having feelings lads

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What is he thinking?

>>67673165
Yeah, we have pretty much every food product you can buy in britain. Irn bru is a bit scarce though

fs I remember when this smelly man pretending to be a woman had a name I could filter

>>67673114
unironically true, moved on from /b/ after realising 50% porn 50% unfunny recurring shit wasn't all that it's cracked up to be.

67673184
Jesus fuck you're a cringeworthy motherfucker, off yourself already please

>>67673215
Poleaboo?

> >>76484450 (OP)
>>Bilbo, please, tell me that Alfrid is safe...
>>I'm sorry Thorin, he was put into a trebuchet, where a coin from his fake cleavage fell unto the launch mechanism and he was thrown into the mouth of a troll.
>>No, not Alfrid, he was a good friend. I have lost the will to live...

Word's crashed

Don't know what to do, I'm scared I'll lose some work if I end the process

>him: hello
>Me: hi how are you
>him: good hbu
>Me: same here
>him: My facebook is **** ******* I'm 13 years old and looking for the perfect boy friend
>Me: no you're a cop looking for pedophiles

>>67673205
eh aboot

>Qt posh English girls mispronouncing irn bru

Hnnnnnnnng

WE NEED TO BUILD A FENCE

>>67673115
wow, so much hater. You might be sexually frustrated, kid.
*freud.jpg*

>>67673250
Is this what Moroccan tinder is like?

>>67673253
I-it's like iron brew right?

t. English and never had Irn Bru

>>67673261
FOR SELF DEFENCE

>>67673273
No I'm on some Omegle ripoff called type away

Getting a summer internship at my dads company. I would be fucked and a NEET if it wasn't for nepotism.

Get the feeling that this russian fella may be posting here, can't be sure though, seeing as I filtered that vile flag months ago

shall be getting into the bed now

>>67673297
basically how 90% of people get them.

>acne

just fuck my shit up fa,m

>>67673232
Well yes that too

>>67673295
I used to go on omegle when i was like 13 and actually talked to other little girls

I added one on facebook once, she was this qt white trash chick from one of the carolinas

CHOON right here, lads

https://youtu.be/RbPoE6t3MN4

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>>67673298
He is

make it stop

Listening to Thick as a Brick by Jethro Tull

Great album tbqh

>>67673263
I've literally browsed a thread you made here before wherein you explicitly state you are sexually frustrated and struggling in life and that you're too lazy to find a job even tho ur Jewish daddy is providing you with one

You're mentally ill mate

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>>67673330
Could be worse

>>67673140
I was playing bf1 the other day and I cheated by doing the level select cheat when the sonic title screen comes up and turning the blood cheat on and making sure all finish him's did fatalities

>>67673274
Yeah, except don't over pronounce the O

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>>67673350
Don't worry le droopy eyed sad singer, I'll protect you

>>67673350
nice thumbnail you cretinous insect

>>67673298
What? Pls don't talk about me if you aren't my husbandu Alex

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AM I BEING DOXXED????

>>67673125
FONT

>>67673140
Yeah I played it, not my cup of tea, everybody just snipes and camps

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>>67672325

Any of you guys lawfags here? Do solicitors mostly stick around in the jurisdiction they were educated in e.g. a UCL graduate only practicing in England, or is it common for them to move around into Wales, Scotland etc.? Trying to make a choice of school.

got a fleeting feeling that it just (You)'d me

>an ISP will have a years worth of bollocks lad posting

>>67673330
Yeah, that raging Irish boy would be at least decent of he hadn't that awful acne

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>>67673209
>America's answer to the monstrous My. Hyde

>>67673391
yeah
tell him to fuck off

>>67673330
Get a neutragena face wash as soon as possible. I left it a while, and the marks haven't completely faded after a year. It'll fuck your life if you leave it, no one's gonna hire a man with acne marks all over his face.

>>67673400
14

>>67673376
bit rude eh

>>67673391
you can't be doxxed on omegle, if you don't give your private data

>>67673391
>>67673416
No wait, it tells you where the person you're talking to is from, its right next to "Started"

>>67673400
10

Oh, last week's QI XL must have aired by now. x

>>67673400
>
14

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>>67673413

>>67673405
Scotland has a slightly different legal system from the rest of the UK, so you need to do a conversion course if you learnt in England and want to practice in Scotland and vice versa. Dunno about wales/NI

>>67673417
Please ignore this tripe, Neutrogena is an awful brand.

>>67673359
You're mistaking me with some proxy impersonator. I got plenty of spontaneous sex since I got a job and changed my location ^^

>>67673405
English and Welsh law is the same.

To practice law in other parts of the UK you'll need to do a conversion year.

>>67673400
46

>>67673400
18

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Having a listen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lw6zTAKWGeo

>>67673469
is that him trying to do the costanza?

>>67673400
16 pal

>>67673463
*18

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>>67673507
montreal mentioned

>>67673522
>>67673400
Fuck no it's 18

>>67673398
hmmm that's what was happening to me, had a lot of fun with my short ranged scout class though

might watch some Dragon Ball Super desu
hear this Zamasu chap is a decent villain

naked maddie boobs

25cm of snow tonight

>>67673512
>>67673536
eh aboot

>>67673539
I love playing as scout with the infantry rifles in operations mode, so satisfying

>not my cup of tea

>>67673542
i used to watch DBZ, is it worth it?

Any singaporelads lurking?

dropped my cookie on the floor, checked and theres no hairs

2 minute rule

>>67673548
eh aboot

Goodnight leds and good luck with whatever tomorrow brings xxx

>>67673400
counted 21

I was the first to correctly answer 18, what do I win?

>>67673548
Cool, it's raining and slush here. Quite annoying

OI OI
HOW ABOUT A BIT OF J-ROCK???????????

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROnt0Im09Jw

>>67673611
HOW MUCH FOR SUCCY SUCCY

>>67673599
night bby x

;_;

>>67673594
lost my mind for 2 years, picked it and carried on

as long it takes rule

>>67673589
yeh

>>67673209
nixon wasn't too bad though. he implemented some liberal policies too, people just soured on him because of watergate

>>67673589
keong saik reporting in

>>67673627
not a clue what you're on about mate but nice one

nigger!

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>extra lecture tomorrow 10am
>therefore lectures from 10-4

>>67673620
You can get a Russian 8 just for 20£. But why would you bang a subhuman slavshit? Really?

>>67673589
>>67673628
>>67673633
go back you cunts

>>67673655
At least you have a stuff to do tomorrow

>>67673661
my girths big enough to reach the sides

bit sick of this jewish cunt, might leave for a bit

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>watching Angry Joe and his degenerate 'friends' attempting to review movies

>>67673474
>>67673486

Thanks lads

>>67673655
i have mondays off haha

>>67673583
meh
if you've watched Battle of Gods and Resurrection of F, don't bother with the first two arcs, they're just retellings.
Then the arc after that is "alien martial arts tournament", basically a throwback to the original DB. Introduced some interesting characters that'll never be seen again, like Hit.
The Copy Vegeta episodes were boring
This current arc might be something though. Future Trunks, an evil Goku, and some connection to a Kaioshin from Universe 10.

Oh yeah, they have a multiverse now.
and a god that looks like the star of the alien version of Hey Arnold!

>>67673655
>not having an average of 2 lectures a day

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*gives all of you a white feather*

Why aren't you on the front lines?

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Björk's birthday lads

>>67673569
ye using an infantry carbine now. i run into around around points, shoot flares and then my m8 mortars the shit out of the point

works an absolute charm

How do I stop coming here

>>67673719
A
FUCKING
GOOK

>>67673711
usually 3 hrs monday, 2 tuesday, 3 wednesday, none on thurs and 2 on fri
in 10-4 at least most days regardless

>>67673736
she is not asian

>>67673692
Sorry if I hurt your feelings..

>>67673736
Scotlad are you really in Russia or is it a proxy?

>>67673728
step 1. buy a rope
step 2. attach it to a branch and tie a noose into it
step 3. swing the branch around and whack your bollocks with it

How do I stop cumming here

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>>67673728
No escape, dirty Anglo

>>67673720
I hate how nobody uses the landship, or when I spawn in one no one will man the side guns. It can seriously fuck shit up with two good gunners

>Hello

>Hi
>What's up friend

>Not much, depressed as hell but hey why not

>Oh
>Sounds terrible
>Wish I could help man

>Depends, are you a girl?

>N

>Shit, nevermind

>yeah

>Are you a girlV

>What

>?

>No

>Nvm


Tfw you meet an autistic 4channer in an anonymous chatting website

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>>67673719
Yes
The whole country is celebrating

>>67673750
Why choose to be at uni when you don't have lectures?

>>67673750
>he doesn't know about degenerate Nords muhdicking escimo untermenschen

>>67673620
Well, you can bring me some fancy gift like IPhone 7 or anything British which is rare and exotic in Russia

>>67673708
sounds a bit mental but ill probably watch it all at some point

>>67673792
easier to work in the PC lab with the so-called friends

>>67673804
A big British cock is enough of a gift for you third worlders.

>>67673758
The former
>>67673804
>rare and exotic
Where do you live? In FUCKING A SIBERIA?!
Kys provincial untermensch

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>>67673720
>Tfw only m8 who plays bf left the country and got an xbone (I have ps4)
WHAT HAVE I BECOME

>>67673768
landship is easily best mech in the game if the driver is good and the gunners are even competant

theyre the first thing ill go for if i'm assault and see tanks coming

>>67673815
I've probably written at least 10% of my essays in the PC lab the day its due

>>67673757
it didn't, it's just a bit sad to watch

>ive noticed the more good things progress that happen in my life the less time i spend on 4chan.

coincidence?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GqYh-N_kcds

not sure what she meant by this

>>67673833
>essays

lmaoooooooooo

>>67673808
fucking hell evil goku turns pink
(for reference, regular goku (and vegeta) go blue)
that's their new form, Super Saiyan Blue.

>>67673400
10

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>>67673719
nice

Bjork and Jonsi should make babies

>is.4chan
ah yes, let me just wait 5 minutes for a picture to load and 20 minutes for a webm

>>67673780
Everyone is so obsessed with the fact if you're girl or not. Fuging onanists, I swear. That is why I'm hiding on this glorious anonymous site ^^

Aha got my econometrics midterm results back.... Aha hmmm

>>67673845
Studying the humanities has only become degraded because of the insane numbers of people accomplishing secondary education that should be training to become hairdressers and tradesmen instead

>>67673831
Artillery truck is best for single player hit and run, robust and fast.

a succulent chinese meal

>>67673896
Get your hands off my penis!

>>67673845
Know someone that does a maths degree who had to write an essay desu

>>67673878
Yeah :/ no one wants to just talk and have a nice chat regardless of the other person's gender :(

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>>67673831
Yeah, don't like a7v or the small tank tbqh

Have you tried using the stationary anti tank gun on infantry? its great I have 350 kills with it lol

*record scratch*

hope i dont have another ballbusting dream again tonight

https://youtu.be/t1wAjcWHkDY?t=7s

Australia and New Zealand on a date

>>67673915
ah yes I see you know your judo well

>>67673824
T-thank you, my civilized master..

Just found out the clocks went back in October wew lads

>>67673926
4 year physics and never had to

business idea: visit the gf and hold hands and cuddle

Anyone else here doing No fap November? I almost ruined my 20 day streak earlier today when I couldn't fight the urge to watch japanese webums in /gif/

>>67673934
literally my ex

>>67673981
>>67673994
FONT

>>67673928
>stationary anti tank gun on infantry

its mad, its like a sniper but the bullets are the size of a bloke's head and its got dece splash damage

was playing at my mates, jumped on one and got a 6 kill streak before getting sniped

>>67673968
Thinking about it, my gf does chemisty and she was talking about an essay as well. I have to write 2 or 3 a year for economics, but i guess that's kind of a humanity

Business idea: cut myself off from society and fester in my bedroom for the whole uni holidays

>>67673927
They probably have no topics to discuss. That's is why it's easier to talk with strangers if you're granted with a topic to discuss here on boards or in vidya. But then again they find out you're a girl and begin harassing you .-.

Business idea: abandon 3D, acquire 2D

>>67674012
Hmmm, might have to invest in this.

>>67674009
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>>67673889
artillery truck is very easy to kill and you need a solid team to prevent rushes/guard the line or an assaulter will get in and destroy it

>>67673928
yeah use it all the time. if some cunt is being cheeky shooting from a window, i'll whip it out and blow the entire side of the building away ahahaha

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>no replies
EVERYONE I KNOW GOES AWAY, IN THE END

>>67674028
Been a shareholder for a few weeks now, decent results so far

>>67674012
And force you poor aging mum to pay for your endless holidays