>americans put soda on the microwave

>>67670846
I sometimes do that too if the counter is too cluttered

>>67670846
>owning a microwave

I put caviar in the microwave

only if it's in an aluminum can

>>67671280
How else would you heat water?

>>67670846
OK, that's done.
Now what should I do, OP?

>>67671384
>aluminum
why can't americant's spell?

>>67671759
>excuse you, it's a spelling that predates standardization that has stuck

>>67671623
Shart at your local mart

>>67671403
an electric kettle?

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>americans keep their eggs in the fucking fridge

>>67671759
sourriey maete, aulouminoum

>>67671759
>tfw you trigger an aussie instead of a bong

That was not my plan!

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>americans keep their red cups in the bathroom

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>Americans go to bed wearing socks and shoes
>Americans wash themselves in the bath with a catcher's mitt
>Americans eat spaghetti with their bare hands
>Americans eat birthday cake with chopsticks, and light the candles with a burning chopstick
>mfw

>>67670846
>not having a warm and bubbly

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>>67672780
>not doing any of these things

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>mfw yuropoors put condoms on their benises

What's wrong with you niggers?

>americans bathe without washrag
>americans worship god
>americans put butter in black coffee
>americans wear shoes around the house
>americans still use toilet paper
>americans buy brand name sex jellies
>americans have more than one fridge in a household
>americans always have a stack of burned cds

>>67671789
shut the fuck up you disgusting american swine

>>67673088
say that in your native tongue and not in american bitch

>>67673088
Piss off you fucking dane

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>Americans wash their dishes in the bathtub
>Americans dry their clothes on the ceiling fan

>>67671789
Confused.
Am I meant to be using the microwaves on display at Walmart, or the one in my kitchen?

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>americans put salt in their coke

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O B S E S S E D

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>>67673839
Irish people put bullets in their knee caps.

>>67673328
>Americans wash their dishes in the bathtub

>not wanting to kill two birds with one stone

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> Americans throw away their Easter

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>americans go to bed with shoes and socks on

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>>67676574
im a big fan of your work

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>Americans keep their credit cared in their shows

>>67672637

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJwO5SdGcLk

>>67672637
why wouldn't you?

>>67672780
No we light sticks with brush and rocks that we scrape together.

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>>67672637

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>mfw people call pop soda

>>67680349
i bought some cola pop from the store

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>>67672780