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https://www.amnesty.org.uk/blogs/yes-minister-it-human-rights-issue/urgent-stop-ipb-investigatory-powers-bill-snoopers-charter-human-rights

edition
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kpop
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expect big things from me in this thread
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Feel a bit sick lads.
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ah yes
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Just had a thought lads. Is it possible that we will have something like the matrix but for animals

I just saw a monkey wearing virtual reality headset and it looked like it was completely convinced that what he was seeing is real

Is it possible that in the future when people feel bad about locking animals up all day for slaughter, that we will somehow create some virtual reality for them and make them see themselves as free and happy.
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>my OC gets used for once

get in
going to treat myself
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give me NON GAY songs that are sad or about depression
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First for maldita lisiada.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0D_vyMDKFjs
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does anybody ever have those times when your pits wont stop sweating?
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Emilia Clarke's lips were made for Dutch smegma.
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>>67670113
no such thing, having emotions is gay
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>>67670082
*Hooks you up on a cum IV*
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>>67670061
Have you tried dating sites? Seriously I know you've heard it a million times but if you simply talk to random women one WILL definitely show some interest in you eventually
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oh great i'll have to spend lunch inside with my moronic normdroid colleagues
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never knew there were people who write their a's like this
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https://youtu.be/8tKKNV5sXUs
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Good morning.
i drinking English breakfast tea now.
everyday without milk and suger.
i feel its a best tea.
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wish I could get drunk rn
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>>67670150
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>>67670150
You're a really nice lad, thanks for talking to me.
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>>67670153
>40mph

I see this all the time on BBC weather, same speed
think its a glitch
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GIVE ME SONGS TO DOWNLOAD RIGHT NOW YOU FUCKING RUNTS
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>>67670157
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>>67670145
wonderful post
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>>67670113
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uaEQtSFCnv8
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>>67670150
I tried them, only ever got two replies, they didn't reply to me on the second message.
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>42 mile hour winds
not comfy
not comfy at all
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Has anybody ever been in one of those Eastern European food stores? What happens if you go in?
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>>67670182
Mate it's common knowledge, a woman isnt just going to hop onto your dick one day you have to get to know each other first, find a common interest
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>>67670218
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Do tesco have a christmas sandwich range?
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>>67670221
basically a tornado innit
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>>67670243
How am I a FONT if I failed?
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Going into bed
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Could do with an Icelandic cum IV
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>>67670168
it's 23:19 lad
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>>67670236
they're like normal shops

just sell loads of foreign imports that you won't recognise
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>>67670236
Yeah I bought pretzels from a polish one before

Nothing really, they're actually really nice and we'll run establishments with interesting foods
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>>67670266
konbanwa lad.
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>>67670113
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CaMlDFdwEiA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLkoX28KvsY
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>>67670248
they have a christmas sandwich on the meal deal. its a bit crap.
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>>67670242
>just b urself :)

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>>67670259
you tried to better yourself
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>>67670199
No problem mate, don't let life drag you down
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>>67670276
rorke btfo
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>>67670168
good gimmick
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>>67670218
were you just saying "hi whats up" to them?
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>>67670236
I went in one for some bread once instead of walking to the supermarket, asked the guy if they had any left and he said "no, sold out hours ago".
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>>67670293
annyeonghaseyo
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you guys have Christmas trees and say Merry Christmas

pushover Canadians are terrified of such a phrase, they say happy holidays so everyone feels included
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>>67670217
thanks paddy

>>67670297
I SAID NON GAY
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>>67670363
sounds like an authentic eastern european experience
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yeah yeah it's a good laugh and all

but is anyone actually going to contact their MP
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>>67670307
You don't need to shut me down, I'm only trying to help. I'm no casanova myself
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>>67670383
You are paying the medical bill for my neck, mate
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fully fucked it with the potential date by being weird and over-messaging lads
just end it
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Off o the jobcentre, lads need anything
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>>67670383
KEKNADIANS
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It went like this...
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https://youtu.be/FywSzjRq0e4
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>>67670383
also some arab looking girl asked me to watch her suitcase while she went in a store and I went "y-yeah n-no problem"

luckily I didn't get blown up lmao
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>>67670383
>they say happy holidays

southern ontario kek detected
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSTh2p3mWVo
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>>67670405
leld
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>>67670371
ni hao, hong kong.
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>>67670442
nice try you stupid NIGGERRR

lol
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Icelad makes me smile :)
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>>67670418
>>67670427

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le
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might nuke the burger i have sitting in the fridge

not really that hungry though

but i don't want to waste it
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>>67670420
tell the chink running 4chan to fix his shit then
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can benzos cause heart failure
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>>67670462
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>>67670483
awooooo~
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>>67670464
bit racist
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>>67670484
this post was a great opportunity to test my new machine which causes me to forget how to read

didn't process a single binary point of this post and it's all thanks to my new invention
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>>67670236
I bought some strange polish sweets there, the woman spoke to me in Polish. I said what, then she spoke in english. Was miffed that I could be mistaken for a slav desu.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eg20PkH8SIw

This song makes me happy
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>>67670358
No, read their profiles, found something interesting in them, talked about it and asked some questions.
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>>67670432
a job
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>>67670420
Phenomenal post
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>>67670484
Why the fuck would you have a burger in your fridge?
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>>67670529
y--you too.
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>>67670582
nonce
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>>67670582
You sicken me
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Anyone remember what it was like before the smoking ban came in?

Seems weird the thought of people smoking in pubs and trains and shit tbqh
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>>67670236
was one literally across the road from the place I used to work in a few yrs back so was just too convenient to avoid

that said I only went in there maybe 4 times and usually just for a random chocolate bar or bag of crisps as opposed to any real shopping. was always empty as well as it was in the back end of an industrial estate and served mainly as a warehouse rather than a retailer
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There are people ITT (right now) who classify their political beliefs on a 2-D plane
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>>67670590
i bought two and only ate one
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education is not filling a bucket, but lighting a fire
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>>67670582
She looks like a piglet
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Me last nite
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mfw I meet someone who isn't racist/sexist/homophobic/ableist etc.
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Ears are hurting because I wear my headphones too much
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>>67670606
Dunno but I wish I could just smoke when down the fucking public house in the place
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>>67670632
fuckin hell
what is that on his head
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Met a girl at a party few weeks ago
Didn't see her again
Thought I saw her on the bus but I don't if it was her
Was too anxious to ask

Feel like shit now
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so true lads

https://youtu.be/uGDA0Hecw1k
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>>67670483
>autistic women acting like they are living in an anime
my weakness
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>>67670606
There weren't huge crowds of loud arseholes in front of every pub and club. As a non-smoker it was actually far better for me.
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where do you find chinese grills in the uk?

I bumped into some but I do a little over
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>>67670633
Would kill for those facial hair genetics desu
not shaved in 2 weeks and I still have 14 year old pube moustache
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>>67670576
Dating sites can be a bit tricky, you have to be witty to succeed really. The best way to catch their attention is humour it's all practice really.

I'll give you an example, I seen on her profile she said she was an adrenaline junkie so I asked her if she'd like to come join Isis with me and the banter just flowed from there.
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>>67670663
not a big fan of this post mate
please delete it
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>>67670632
romanian: the haircut
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>>67670633
state of that

although I'm worried I might have drunkenly said some none PC things last night
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>>67670663
I wouldn't fuck her if that is what you mean.
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No joke, but what the fuck happens here? Literally never met a proud Welshman, they all seem like cucks, do they have any sort of identity at all?
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>>67670632
An Aussie patriot
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>>67670666
>>67670678
>>67670688
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>>67670633
They're so hard to come by these days
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why do the korean/japanese girls in London look so different to what I see online
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>>67670632
girl on right
would annihilate her bagina
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>>67670606
Don't know why they can't just allow smoking rooms so if you don't smoke you can just go to the other side of the pub
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https://youtu.be/aepBpZ3kXek

CRUISE ME, LADS
CRUISE ME
CRUISE ME
CRUISE ME
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>>67670709
Pls don't FONT me
I'm not one of them
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cheese and onion butty

y/n
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WybSSagVvoU

Who /cocteautwins/ here?
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>>67670742
I've unironically reported you to the cops and hope they do you in

The likes of you disgusts me, should be getting battered in prison
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>>67670750
because it's the law?
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>>67670742
fuck off nonce
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>>67670750
Farage wanted to bring those back
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>>67670778
Bet his heart is racing, good job lad.
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Please post slags again
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>>67670770
yes you are FONT
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>>67670771
y
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>>67670702
I've met a proud Welshman. He's in some of my lectures.
He's 32 years old, has a gf that lives in China, is 5'7", hes half Mauritian, enjoys video games and his alone time
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>>67670702
They actually speak their own language and don't just pretend that Guinness and some made up swirly pattterns constitute culture
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>>67670777
yo

https://youtu.be/oBzwWgFzggw
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>>67670693
one of my biggest fears
pretty sure I slagged off flips one night to an african girl
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>>67670777
treasure best album
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>>67670779
I imagine he was wondering why the law doesn't stipulate that

That's how it works in most of Europe

desu I think pubs should have been allowed to choose whether they were smoking or non-smoking. It kinda killed the pub trade the whole ban.
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>>67670771
>eating onion at this hour
you'll regret it in the morning
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if it bleeds, it breeds
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not a big fan
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3954174/Flight-Toronto-Pakistan-forced-divert-UK-delayed-five-hours-passengers-BLOCKED-onboard-toilets.html

sheeed
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>>67670843
BLOCKED
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>>67670678
at uni or chinatown in manchester
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>>67670771
No you'll have nightmares
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>>67670606
Would like to smoke inside but on the other hand I've only pulled two birds on nights out and both were in smoking areas
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>>67670825
I remember talking to some Arab guys from my course

They don't even drink

No idea if I said something racist to them or if it's just paranoia
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OK I know I'm not the only one wondering this so I'll bite the bullet and ask... what does "FONT" actually mean?
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>house viewing tomorrow
>haven't emptied piss and shit bottles yet
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>>67670879
FONC
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>>67670633
>JUST fuck my shit up, senpai
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>>67670808
>>67670830
>>67670866
looks like the nays outweigh the yays

really wanted one too
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>>67670870
I'd say people would still go outside, sometimes it's nice to have a smoke in the cool air
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>>67670828
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3diz8I0AVVk

top tune

>>67670815
Got this on now

Spooky ahhhhh
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>>67670870
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>talking to foreigners

Hate this because I reveal my power level by knowing all these obscure facts about their country and I have to lie about how I know it
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>>67670879
Fuck off normie twat
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>>67670927
ahahaha fuck me iktf
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Slags
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>>67670943
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>>67670879
Fuck off nasty troll
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I'm a right wanker. 9 this weekend.
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Plan on emancipating myself from human society and becoming a nomad

Anyone wanna join me?
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>>67670957
not usually a supporter of the thicc meme but i would totally enjoy the company of left
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>>67670957
would tongue last nights donner kebab meat
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>>67670973
>not jade weber
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>>67670874
probably paranoia, at least in my case
luckily a bit of casual racism is endearing to people here
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>>67670972
ok
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My profile picture on normiebook is me out on the lash with a couple of lads from /brit/ haha.
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>>67670973
You've narrowed yourself down. Well done.
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MY NEPHEW
HE'S VERY DISTURBED

What did he mean by this?
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>No HS4 for south wales

utter disgrace
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>>67670033
Hello, lads. Anything new?
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>wow anon! how is it that you know so much about finland?
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>>67671005
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>>67670972
fuck off nomad twat
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>>67671015
being a wizard is a metaphor for being bent
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>>67671025
Yeah
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I have no issue with the new law giving the police the right to kill anyone they want without any consequences, because they do not yet have enough bullets to kill us all
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>>67670915
https://youtu.be/Sy2o6dzE9w8

never saw the movie, always had planned to. i think i will remedy it tonight
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>>67671051
false equivalence
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>>67671032
Oh I've spent many's the hour conversing with finnish memesmiths on t' interwebs *twirls chin hair*
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Fucking hate kebabs

Normally just go for cheesy chips as a takeaway desu
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having a barm
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>>67671023
they've already got the m4
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>nothing to hide, nothing to fear I say

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cX8szNPgrEs
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>>67671032
the internet, luv.
and you?
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>>67671032
my hand in the background directly on her left.
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>if you tolerate this, your children will be next
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I GOT A TEXT

Somebody invited me to something

I havnt had a text in weeks

I'm going to make it lads
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>>67671015
he was a bit odd tbf
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>>67671023

high speed 2 isn't about speed
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>>67671032
Oh haha I just a haha have a haha Finnish friend haha
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>>67671109
fuck off normie twat!
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>>67671107
will be next
WILL BE NEXT
WILL BE NEEEEEEEEEXT
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>>67671109
God speed
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>>67670777
>>67670815
wahey
>>67671025
yes
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Rey's actress is terrible at the beginning of the movie. Junior school play level.
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>>67671109
>get a text
>its from your operator
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>>67671070
ad hominem
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>>67671109
lol who even texts anymore grandpa.
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>>67671109
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>>67671137
what sort of autism is this
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I JUST DOWN 300ML OF STRAIGHT VODKA
AM I GOING TO DIE?
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>>67671124
>western australia

had no idea people lived there

thought it was uninhabitable
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went for a walk and saw a church

these are also illegal in Canada
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Would love to get a takeaway but have no money
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>>67671124
Australia is a fucking mad place
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who /cognitive dissonant/ here
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I want to know where high speed 1 is first haha.
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>>67671111
I DEMAND TO HAVE SOME BOOZE
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Who are the last 5 people to text you?

>dad
>mum
>giffgaff
>dominos
>landlord

;_;
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The Fear is the bane of my existence

Don't mind the headache, nausea or any of the other physical symptoms of a hangover, but the combination of remembering stupid shit you've done the night before, your imagination playing up and your cortisol spiraling out of control is fucking hellish
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Thoughts?
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>>67671205
A part of me wants to say yes, but another part of me isn't sure if I have it
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>>67671245
My thoughts are that you need to charge your phone
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>>67671245
charge your phone, la
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>>67671111
And yet, what is this quintessence of dust?
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>>67671196
Lovely church, that goudy golden clock kind of ruins it though
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>>67671197
*sends you £20*
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>>67671245
*disturbs you*
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>>67671124

yes target the darkweb users, encouraging people to instead visit dodgy street dealers
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>>67671149
Last text I had before now was from my mum lmao
>>67671136
Thanks fäm
>>67671133
>>67671165
Pshh if only you knew kids
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>>67671282
/brit/, the movie. tbqh
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>>67671166
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>>67671318
Honestly one of my favourite soliloquys.
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>>67671303
Twenty sterling? bejaysus and begorrah, I can feed the little ones for the month
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Doing a cheeky date ariane

http://www.langangen.com/ariane10/dateariane/default.htm
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>>67671245
Why don't Americans play tennis?
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>>67671196
Have you paid a local slag £300 for a hug yet?
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>>67671243
counselor
adobe
me ma
3 mobile
girl i know who texted me by accident
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what does rorke and rasheed mean
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>>67671032
How is it that you look like a Finnish Marion Le Pen?
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>>67671245
is Federer really that shit now? need to start getting back into tennis
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>>67671023
need this extended to aberdeen
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>>67671335
true. have seen pretty much all versions of Hamlet, and Richard E Grant gives it the best treatment tbqh
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haven't brushed my teeth for days
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Who thought this moon-sized big ben was a good idea? Awful tacky looking thing. It totally distracts from the holy metoerite cube they walk around. It would be like having a double sized plastic statue of liberty next to vatican city.
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>>67671243
uni m8 (male)
EE
uni m8 (male)
uni m8 (female)
uni m8 (female)
>>
>>67671361
I only brought £200

cost me $350 though

so far all I've bought is a bunch of chocolate and irn bru
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amONEHAhLHY
WEW
Thursday can't come soon enough
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lol
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XaeifdNMeWo
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>>67671243
>internet friend I've never met
>mum
>colleague, about something work-related
>brother
>me texting myself from outlook
>>67671436
FONT
>>
The Royal Family are Southerners
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>>67671032
i'm a meme connoisseur
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>>67671449
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>internet friend
from the 'chon?
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>>67671383
looks like she's got a touch of downsyndrome there
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>>67671243
>mate just now
>mum
>HMRC (new passport)
>Brother
>Phone bill

Mumsies text was Friday before last
>>
I'm a goth now
Not a cringey goth though, i'm a cool Tumblr 2016 goth who listens to witch house and obscure Internet rappers who rap about depression on soundcloud
>>
Off to the shops for some comfy snacks lads, what should I get?
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>>67671428

it's a monument to mass sexual repression
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One of my friends was out drinking last night and i guess me met some abos at some point and he was sending pics of him hanging out with abos with no arms to group chat all morning
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*makes an average post that you all scroll past*
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SHE'S A BRICK... HOOUUUSSEE
>>
>>67671428

Need that fucking cube nuked NOW
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>>67671243
fwb
mum
just eat
giffgaff
pub quiz friend
>>
>>67671466
no, known them for about 5 years
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>>67671485
Dairy milk hazelnut, skips, coke and haribo
>>
>>67671512
hngh
>>
>>67671494
Is that abo's foot on backwards?
>>
>>67671522
FONT

>>67671524
bit weird
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the goolies just got a right pummelling

http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1479547402267.webm
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>>67671485
Beens, greens, potatoes, tomatoes, lamb, rams, hogs, dogs, beans, greens, potatoes, tomatoes, chicken, turkeys, rabbit YOU NAME IT!!!!!!
>>
>>67671310
Pragmatism and realpolitik are a thing of the past in many ways :(

It's slightly better now that Stephen House is gone, but for a while Police Scotland were really fucking it. They shut down the Arches (very popular club and art gallery in Glasgow) 'cause they were offering anonymous drug testing and stuff. Also massively increased stop and searches etc.

Stephen House thought he was fucking robocop
>>
>>67671512
i'd be bored af after shagging her once. but i will shag her
>>
>>67671542
yeah
>>
>>67671243
The guy I fucked
Promotion
The guy I fucked
The ugly guy I didn't fuck
The guy I'm planing to fuck
>>
>>67671428
it destroys any inkling of respect I might otherwise have for our muslim brothers
>>
>>67671560
never fails to amuse, la
>>
>>67671580
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Ahh yes, the so-called 'tomorrow'
>>
>>67671446
INTP?
>>
>>67671580
Thought they hanged gayboys in Russia
>>
>>67671539
Dunno kinda looks like it is though
>>
>>67671561
You've really cracked me up this time mate
>>
>>67671608
Yep
>>
>woah anon, how do you know so much about my home country, benin? most people can't even place it on a map!
>>
>>67671607

brollies out lads
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>>67671428
Literally the most fucking ugly building I've ever seen
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>>67671243
mum
dad
uni friend
vodafone
sister
>>
>>67671533
i'll hngh you in the face you stupid prick
have you ever considered how that poor woman has to face the difficulty of manoeuvring that lard arse about every day?
how everyone is repulsed by her obese fat arse waddle?
of course not
you people make me sick
>>
>>67671635
BENIS
>>
>>67671607
swansea
>>
NEEEEEEED to learn French
>>
>>67671644
*notices your post*
OwO what's this?
>>
You know

having a fwb is probably the best thing

and I wish that everyone had one because it'd make the world a better place
>>
>>67671633
Torn between thinking MBPTs are pseudoscience but the fact that I identify far too much with what I'm tested as
>>
advancing to phase 2 of the operation
>>
>>67671681
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>>
all the hysteria about trump being a fascist has got me wondering if this is like the hysteria about obama being a commie in 2008 from so-called tea partiers

and now i'm wondering if i should have another wank
>>
>>67671681
i had one but then he got a job and had to come off them
>>
>>67671676
Honestly looks comfy and futuristic and alluring and exciting and mysterious
>>
>>67671494
Your friend's leg is incredibly sexy
>>
https://discord.gg/SRQDKut

set up a brit discord if anyone cares..
>>
why yes lets destroy the entire british countryside just so that we can get a train from birmingham to london 15 minutes faster
>>
>>67671716
FONT
>>
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>President Donald Trump

this still jsut doesn't compute lads
>>
>>67671494
what happened to him
>>
>>67671739
ah yes HS2 is literally going to destroy every last inch of anonymous boring "beautiful" countryside
>>
>>67671681
what if the fwb has a side guy(s)?
>>
>>67671747
>>
>>67671543
ledge

there's an abo with one tiny arm that lives near me, I see him hanging around the street a lot
>>
>>67671716
lol
>>
>>67670033
Who is this girl?
>>
>>67671764
then that's fine since you're not in an actual relationship with them
>>
decided to proceed with the cheese and onion butty plans
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>>67670383
>pushover Canadians are terrified of such a phrase, they say happy holidays so everyone feels included
maybe in the greater toronto area and vancouver, that's pretty much it
>>
>>67671693
Same
also ive had people I know take it so I could analize them too and its just so accurate... hard to deny it
>>
Listening to Kate Bush
>>
>>67671762
literal chaim
>>
>>67671494
HOWLING
I fucking love aussies
>>
>>67671782
emilia clarke
>>
>>67671790
at what point does it become a relationship
>>
>>67671762
This is why Germans are bad people.
>>
>>67671613
I'm girl. Why westerners are so homo they need to project their sick tendencies on every single female posting on this site?
>>
>>67671765
easy there Paul Joseph, I didn't say I was for or against him
just that its still hard to believe he is actually going to be the next POTUS
>>
>>67671875
>I'm girl

yeah alri mate
>>
>>67671875
You're not tho. I know exactly who you are and I don't know why you always make ridiculous posts and threads about being a woman. You're a Jewish Russian man.
>>
This shit is so fucking satisfying to watch

https://youtu.be/P5kyT1z0PLw
>>
I LOVE LITTLE KITTIES!!!
I want to hug them they are so cute! :3
>>
Wine recs?
>>
>>67671821
>>67671863
top tier arguments here
>>
>>67671875
succ me
>>
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*punts you leonidas-style into the pit*
>>
>>67671843
when you have it on facebook as "in a relationship with x"
>>
@67671875
proofs
>>
>>67671875
You better be ready with picture of your cheps to substantiate your claim
>>
>>67671916

Blue nun
>>
>HS2
>Euston

euston
fucking euston
>>
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>>67671934
this
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Do you reckon she got raped?
>>
>>67671875
But Russian women are trash, proofina. How does it feel to be the bottom of the bottom?
Russians women are:
>average in looks 5-6 tops
>age like milk
>get fat as fuck incredibly fast
>individual ambition is absent - I deserve everything
>queen complex
>are talentless, no personality whatsoever
>materialistic to the point of worshipping stupid shiny shit
>range from passive aggressive manipulative cunts to ferocious banshees
I will rather shoot myself than ever date or marry a Russian skank. My Scottish cock is pure from loose Slavshit minge juices
>>
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ITTTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSS
>>
>>67671762
actual rasheed
>>
Might stay awake until I pass this hangover...
>>
>>67671913
I love little Belgians <3
>>
>>67671953
Do they actually sell this anymore haha
>>
need a qtgf to cuddle
>>
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my 98 oldsmobile's so.. BRM BRM BRM

my 98 oldsmobile's like.. BRM BRM BRM
>>
bit drunk, 'bouta smoke a joint
anyone else getting w a v e y tonight?
>>
>>67671930
too complicated tbqh

had one, broke it off. i suspected she was seeing other people and couldn't bear it
>>
>>67671911
FUCK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Oed-Cnner8
>>
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>>67670033
I wish I was born british

>Tfw you will never shag a 10/10 bod 0/10 troll faced brit slag
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>>67671992
>>average in looks 5-6 tops
>>
>>67671875
How much do you charge for succy succy?
>>
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>>67671987
Fucking 'ell.
>>
>>67672042
>BAC
how's the weather mate
>>
>>67671992
>Scottish cock
>Russian flag
Nice damage control, I suppose your anime waifu isn't like that
>>
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thoughts?
>>
>>67672122

cold out
>>
>>67672132
Go away smelly Russian man pretending to be a girl online
>>
>>67672143
howling & saved for reference
>>
have a hard time believing non-asexual straight males make it through highschool without losing their virginity
>>
>>67672143
London should be Pakiandniggertown
>>
>>67672161
>>67672161
>>67672161
>>67672161
i got what u need fám
>>
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>>67672185
Went to an all boys primary and secondary school
>>
>>67672132
>being this new
>slavshit cunt is not aware of based Scot in Ruslamd
>>
>>67672143
Don't appreciate being called a farmer

I'll have you know Devon produces the finest online janitorial staff ever known
>>
>answered the question with all my honesty
>got rushed and negative replies
Bit dissapointing, lads. I thought this was friendly and tolerant general.
>>
>>67671798
well that photo is from the London airport, so not even their largest city is letting up
>>
doing a listen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4om1rQKPijI
>>
Just FYI this Russian "girl" is really a lonely autistic Russian Jewish man that pretends to be a girl and just cocked up with his proxy posting and is now pretending that "scot living in Russia" is a thing

He does this daily, dunno why you idiots pay any attention to him
>>
>>67672222
>>67672168
>>
going to bed hope I don't wake up
>>
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normbulls out roooooooooooooooooo
>>
>>67672214
Are you in Moscow? Fug me, senpai
>>
>>67672241
I have listened to the Holly Dolly version of this song about 700 times
>>
>>67672264
waking up in the morning realising I havent died is always a disappointment
>>
>>67672248
It's a laugh innit
>>
>>67672267
Like the roooo variation on the reeee meme desu, always have

feel like it personalises it to /brit/
>>
>>67672325
>>67672325
>>67672325
new
>>
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>>67672264
>>67672299
Christ. I'm trying to keep it together here, lads
>>
>>67672248
>Brit/pol/=int
Nod off papist cuck
I troll int once a month
>>
>>67672248
Hey I remember your profile on interpals. Are you that 21 y/o Irish boi with acne? Xdd
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