Canada is the rightful heir of Normandy.

>>67669965
>throne of Britain (England)

Fuck off

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>>67670084
England merged into Britain, you usurper bastards.

>>67670149
It was the Scottish throne that inherited the English throne though

And the original Act of Union meant that neither the thrones of Scotland nor England exited anymore

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I think to acknowledge our rightful territorial claims, France should secede the province of Normandie to us. And SP&M, too.

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>>67670283
> And the original Act of Union meant that neither the thrones of Scotland nor England exited anymore
Well, that's kind of bullshit, since those are ours.

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>>67670385
Je suis Normand Bubba, prouve ta descendance..nom de famille, etc...

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>>67670283
>It was the Scottish throne that inherited the English throne though

Droguer Écossais détecter...va donc prendre tes valiums...

https://youtu.be/gMtzJXyCWzY

>>67670726
> prouve ta descendance..
Je dit deja, William le Conquérant.
> nom de famille, etc...
Plantagenet.

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>>67670868
Je oublié le pic.

>>67670385
Ouais si tu veux, mais on reprend le quebec

>>67669965
Well done Canada, well done
BUT you've forgotten that Canada is rightful Dutch clay.

1. France, aka FRANKrijk, was founded by the Franks, who are Dutchmen. The French settled and named Canada.
2. Britain is rightful French clay (dieu et mon droit, William the Conqueror, Angevin Empire, Louis the Lion, Edward swearing fealty to Philippe le Bel, I could go on for hours). Canada is rightful British clay. Ergo it's rightful Dutch clay.
3. Princess Margriet was born in Ottowa, yet technically she was born on Dutch soil. Because Canada is Dutch clay.

Ergo we are the rightful heirs of Canada, Britain and France alike.

>>67670283
Well if no one claims the throne of england then we do.

now get off our island

>>67670924
Quebec was a colony of pre-Revolutionary Quebec loyal to the Bourbon dynasty. They wave the fleur de lys, not the tricolour. The France that established New France is not the Republic of France so France has absolutely no claim to any inch of Canada.

Whereas we have an alt-right claim on Normandie, Saint Pierre et Miquelon and Jersey and Guernsey.

>>67671181
Not until you get off our tundra.

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>>67671210
I meant QC was a colony of pre-Rev France, and we have an air-tight claim on the Duchy of Normandy (and SPM).
>>67671129
> Duchy of Normandy
> Dutchy
> Dutch

>>67671231
R-r-r-right, Mon seigneur.

>>67671210
Nope, it's a not a good deal, unless you "purge" the place and promise to made of it a white kingdom.

very nice, very nice

HOWEVER

england, denmark and norway should rightfully be unified under the north sea empire once more

>>67669965
>>67670084
>>67670924
>>67671129
You all are forgetting that every country in the world belongs to America.

>>67669965
Even fucking Normandy wield more power than all of Canada

>>67671925
You are forgettin than without us, you wouldn't have your USA, let people with a history discuss of their territories.

>>67669965
Actually not.

In 911 the Frankish rule granted Normandy to Rollo, a Viking from Scandinia, believed to be of Danish descent, but could be Norwegian too. They did it to, with hopes of us stopping our raids in the Frankia. This is why it's called Normandy, as we were Northerners. William the Conquerer were a descendant of his blood-line.
Therefore England, Canada and Normandy are rightful Danish/Norwegian territory.

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>>67672109
>England, Canada and Normandy are rightful Danish/Norwegian territory.
Delete delete delete delete!

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>>67672109
this tbqhwy

>>67672109
But you forget that through Nedermarken, Denmark is rightful Dutch clay.

>>67670283
this 2bh
there a fucking unicorn in the OP literally because of scotland

>>67672197
No, it never happened, but we thank you for your support in the wars against Sweden, otherwise Denmark would probably be Swedish now.

We despise every large state in Europe though, especially you, as they wouldn't let us retake Skåne from Sweden after we lost it., because no one wanted one state to control the Oresund strait again, which meant heavy taxes, when passing through.

You've got to admire the Swedish king though, as he crossed the ice on Oresund in one of the wars, with his whole army, to defeat us.

This has led to a popular myth, still believed today, that Danes are(still) allowed to shoot the Swedes, should they try to cross the ice.

Non merci, none of you know how to make cheese, we will stay with France

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>>6767239
>implying

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>>67672448

>>67672484
1893 is the middle ages for north america

>>67672390
now i know you weren't talking about us m8

>>67669965
>claim to be normand
>doesn't speak French
kys

I just cross checked with the lists of English and British monarchs. It's pretty far-fetched, but Rollo's blood is still flowing in Queen Elizabeth II today.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_English_monarchs

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_British_monarchs

I guess you could make that claim to any monarchy in Europe, as they've intermarried for over a thousand years.

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>>67670868
>Plantagenet

Personne s'appelle Plantegenet, mon ostie de cabochon sale...

>>67672758
denmark-england-norway union when

>>67672844
Soon. We just need to leave the EU. Problem is with Norway, they don't want to share their stolen oil with anyone.

It's a popular myth here in Denmark, that when the Danish negotiator went to Norway and negotiated about the maritime claims in the North Sea, that the Norwegians got him drunk, so they've had the upper hand in the negotiations. Hence their immense wealth in oil now.

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>>67672818
cela est oú tu est faux
>>67672676
Je parle une langue Française que est tres vielle, tu n'serait comprende pas.

>>67672994
we too were screwed over our north sea oil by norway

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>>67672109
/thread

>>67670924
your a dorable
open a book

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>>67673234
>Je parle une langue Française que est tres vielle, tu n'serait comprende pas.

Nique ta mere, ciboire d'autiste...tu es juste un bloke incapable de parler francais comme il faut...

>>67673282
why the fuck does norway have greenland

also keivan rus is not comfy

you got any other autism maps like this? they're nice

>>67673282
why is yorkshire a lighter shade of red?

>>67673299
N'est Vrai pas!

Mon langue est ancienne et près de Latin, parler par pretres et rois.

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>>67673502
>N'est Vrai pas!

Ce n'est pas vrai...ciboire Kevin, tu n'es meme pas capable d'aligner trois mots de file...

>>67673561
vous est montrealais? genie is a good westmount girl you know, i see her sisters on the street occasional

>>67673234
Tellement de fautes dans ta phrase...
Tu parles même pas français ni le normand,tu parles le charabia.
Arrête de te faire passer pour quelqu'un d'autre en passant.
>>67673438
What does it trigger you ?
>>67673383
This map was made by Scandinavians, dumbfuck

>>67673637
>hostile quebecois

COLOUR ME SURPRISED

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>>67673598
>vous est montrealais? genie is a good westmount girl you know, i see her sisters on the street occasional

Non, Sherbrooke, mais je suis a MTL souvent...oui je sais, j'appele Génie la princesse de Westmount....

>>67673637
a but i'm mostly confused desu

yorkshire, and the north, is far closer to denmark both historically and genetically than the south of england
see >>67672184

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>>67673693
>>hostile quebecois

Cette pute dit qu'il est Normand sans savoir parler francais, c'est juste ridicule...

>>67673709
*a bit

>>67673707
jamais visiter sherbrooke mais j'ai une chalet au cantons de l'est haha

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>>67673788
Belle région tranquille sans crime...des quartiers de Sherbrooke son négro heavy mais ce n'est quand meme pas Shitcago...

>>67673827
Ta cmb de photos de bouchard sur ton ordi?

Ill y a vraiment des negros en shebrooke?

Est ce que sherbrooke c'est la ville la plus important entre montreal et quebec? Ou c'est plutot trois-riviere

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>>67673970
Environ 16k

Tabarnak...des rues on l'air de Compton...

https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liste_des_municipalités_du_Québec_par_population

>>67674080
>16k

Anon... I

>des rues on l'air de Compton

C'est pas possible compare au Walkley en NDG a Montreal ou Montreal-Nord ou Hochealaga...

Et j'ai l'impression que l'economie de trois-riviere est plus puissant que sherbrooke.

Quoi pensez vous de Bishop's?

>>67672061
You're forgetting that our revolution helped in triggering yours.

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>>67674198
>>des rues on l'air de Compton
>C'est pas possible compare au Walkley en NDG a Montreal ou Montreal-Nord ou Hochealaga...

Je sais ca semble ridicule, mais j'ai déja vu des shoes rouge pendre de des fils électriques(si tu pogne ma drift)...

Bishop sont des bonnes putes pour Laval et Montréal au football Uni, hon hon....

>>67674278
>Je sais ca semble ridicule, mais j'ai déja vu des shoes rouge pendre de des fils électriques(si tu pogne ma drift)...

je suis anglo (mon orthographe pis grammaire, c'est evident)

Tu veux dire quoi exactement? A black dude wearing jordans stealing copper/electrical wiring from a house??

>>67674278
That's one hot body

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>>67674381
>A black dude wearing jordans stealing copper/electrical wiring from a house??

Non je veux dire des negres assit sur des balcons qui te regarde croche quand tu passe dans leur rue et qui font semblant d'etre dans les Bloods...

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>>67674422
Oh oui Bubba...

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>>67674424
Il parle francais ou anglais? Vraiment etrange que ca existe on sherbrooke de tout les places

sont ou les gangstar

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>>67674529
Francais...et ils sont un peu partout, le genre une rue va completement etre negres et l'autre non, au moins il n'y a pas de quartier completement infester...

>>67674601
Je suis vraiment interesser par les wannabe bloods de sherbrooke.

Je vais faire une mission de fumer du pot avec un neg de sherbrooke avant que je meure

Sherbrooke c'est 1 heure de ma chalet