/brit/

active integration lads

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anibe

that janny sure is a rascal

>based janny rescued my thread

>>67668161
I want to molest you

prefer sex without condoms

I'm coming out of my shell in this thread

>>67668188
prefer se with germans

hahahahahaha
janny confirmed to be absolutely fucking outstanding

im a man from brum AMA

spent the last few days very drunk lads

having a bit of an existential crisis atmo

>>67668117
I want a man from there

>>67668188
FONT

I saw some fucking Poles pooing in a public flower bed today lads.

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Why are americans so

A) Fat
B) Stupid
C) Violent

????????????????????????

>>67668169
he likes leafs

prefer a gf that isn't pregnant

wasting my life lads haha

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Marina

>>67668188
haha what a bender

>>67668205
*pushes your head back into the shell*

what if all money disappeared

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Might boot up the ol' Fallout New Vegas

want to grow a beard but i hate the 2 week stage where it looks like shite

just sent this to the gf

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1479659114762.webm

she is going to be WET

>>67668238
need a gf I can get pregnant tbqh.

>>67668233
what do I ask for if I want that haircut?

would like to impregnate my gf

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2016

>Events
>Deaths

crikey.
been a mad one, hasn't it?

Always that one pikey who sticks up for rasheeds and 'sheedwogs,

he is a strange fella and I very much doubt he's spent much time around the above two demographics else he wouldn't be defending them so frequently

work tomorrow

wish i got sacked

*chases after you*

>>67668262
lmao

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDH02Ga23ZA

>>67668245
my confidence didn't need that :[

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First for Schiphol.

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I am english and a cuckold, my wife visits an irish bull named seamus macbarbaraigh macdonagh and allows me to prep the bull nightly, when I have been an especially good boy she allowes me to clean up afterwards. As I'm sucking up the virile Hibernian DNA I am curiously reminded of that terrible man Cromwell, who killed so many irish fellows with his wicked schemes. If only he could see me now! Luckily the Hibernian men are in charge now, their superior minds and bodies governing the feeble british 'people'. Myself? I'm just happy to be of service. I have to go now, my girlfriend is gagging on a potato if you catch my drift.

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>>67668262
LITERALLY couldn't make it past his fist sentence.

Anyone else cringe so hard at shit like this they have to turn it off?

>>67668252
The only Fallout that isn't utter shit tbqh

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>>67668233
>Americans

don't you mean AFRICAN-Americans?

>>67668252
why would you fight for the NCR lol? mr house is the only logical choice for New Vegas

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just filmed the gf

>>67668277
shut up you racist twat

>>67668253
not shaved since late October and mine still looks like patchy shite

can't even bring myself to wank

thanks MDMA

If Islam is not a religion of peace, how come we arent all dead from being killed by Muslims?

Rorkes BTFO.

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>>67668303
3 > nv > 4 > 2 > 1

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>>67668262
forced myself to watch it

>>67668329
i get a full face of stubble after like 2 days

>>67668272
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2016
>deaths
>99% are born in the 20s and 30s

Yeah absolutely mental aha I thought they'd all live forever aha

>>67668262
Really hope this cunt gets cancer and doesn't make it out of his teens.

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>The A400M is a complete, absolute wanking disaster, and we should be ashamed of ourselves. I have never seen such a waste of public funds in the defence field since I have been involved in it these past 40 years.

-John Gilbert

What did he mean by this?

>>67668272
>May 19 – EgyptAir Flight 804 crashes with 66 people on board over the Mediterranean en route from Paris to Cairo.[15]

completely forgot about this one

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>>67668327
no one likes you potatonigger

gf has started watching anime, silly girl

http://is.4chan.org/wsg/1479675216796.webm

oh shennadoah i long to hear you

my cat's trampling on my bollocks hahaha

Remember the days when you were actually happy, lads?

>>67668262
What is this? On mobile

>>67668262
fucking hell

im a KV but at least ive never done anything like this

the pipes are creaking lads

i'm scared

>>67668321
Bit misleading though. Give the UK a 'white' section and see where the yanks are. Give Canada a 'white' section and see where the yanks are even compared to that.

>>67668310
what makes you say that?

do you something I don't?

>>67668391
need a weeb gf

>>67668350
Fallout 4 is utter horseshit
Fallout 3 is fun but only for about a couple hours

>>67668262

elliot rodger tier

Fucking Janny.

I'll get you for this.

>>67668322
>mr house is the only logical choice for New Vegas

t. 14 year old lolbertarian

>>67668377
>relying on airbus to build military aircraft

literally lmao'ing out loud

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>>67668321
>black """people"""

it's almost like they aren't human

>>67668404

Before the internet became mainstream and social media. Literally did not have a care in the world now I'm reminded every day how much of a horrible being I am just because I'm white.

>>67668384
hurt my feelings desu

>>67668404
not vividly no

>>67668384
I am the pikey in question and the lad you're speaking to is a mere pretender, he's not even of traveller stock

>>67668429
I fucked him over and it took it for myself obviously. But the NCR are bunch of corrupt cucks

imagine being this care-free

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1478541214515.webm

wish i could enjoy things

can't trust a man who isnt comfortable enough to make gay jokes desu

>>67668415
think it's meant to demonstrate how violent blacks are like. I wouldn't think the UK changes too drastically given ethnics are only 12% of the population, despite being disproportionately overrepresented by the BBC, C4 and various production companies

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>>67668459

>>67668404
only had one truly happy year in my life

so glad I had it as well...after that year I realised what a massive difference there is between just managing fine and truly being happy.

>>67668459
looks like it's made of stone

>>67668464
drugs

The one and only time I've ever been like that was when I was absolutely fucked on weed, MDMA, cocaine and vodka at a folk festival in the UK.

I didn't care about anything in the world back then and was just doing whatever I want, aware but uncaring that I looked an absolute twat, because I was having so much fun.

Bought some orange Juice today so I don't get scurvy. Gonna mix it with my vodka.

want a girl to stick her willy up my bum lads

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>>67668464

this

have never had fun in my life,
always holding in my power level

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>>67668524
I thought you lads preferred limes

Lads

What's the best disney song

Feeling in a faggy mood

>>67668459
Looks like Havel's hammer

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>>67668576
did a giggle

>>67668577
The war song from Pocahontas

>>67668577
amhrán na bhfhiann

https://youtu.be/8tKKNV5sXUs

>>67668577
Be Prepared - Lion King
I'll make a man out of you - Mulan

>>67668577

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hibYrCaTylo

>>67668490
Wyoming has next to zero blacks and a largely rural population and its murder rate is higher than Montreals.

Really makes you clap.

>>67668577
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSS5dEeMX64

>>67668612
one for the fap folder this

IT IS A SMALL, ROOTLESS, INTERNATIONAL CLIQUE

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>>67668502
>>67668519

you just can't blame white women, it's LITERALLY irresistible

America was never great

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>>67668626
LETS GET DOWN TO BUSINESS

TO DEFEAT

THE HUNS

>>67668577
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEryAoLfnAA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSS5dEeMX64
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UglyGDh2MVM

>>67668644
The worst places in terms of murder rates in the UK and Ireland are.... You guessed it... White.

Belfast, Glasgow, Limerick, Dublin, Blackpool, Milton Keynes

Why are benders so narcissistic lads?

Genuine mental illness if you ask me

>>67668674
we managed to single-handedly dismantle both British empires. quite an achievement if you ask me.

state of this thread

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>>67668322
>Not the Legion
They are the only ones with a future, actualy understand that the same shit, that we have today, allowed the old world to fall.

>>67668411
Hot water is on.

>>67668699
>irish
>white

Pick 1

Lads

https://youtu.be/q2_I0EGhcB4

>you will never be as alpha as this guy

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1478397976943.webm

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>>67668699

>>67668699
Bit misleading though really.

London is classed as a city and the nice bits outnumber the really shit bits so it makes it look safer than it is.

Sperm is an awesome product and we should stop being so ridiculous about it – the health benefits have been well researched and more women and men should take advantage of it particularly as its made by our own bodies and doesn’t contain e-numbers and chemicals

>>67668262
why does he keep doing that weird laugh thing and saying 'baby gir'

Big girls, in fact, DO cry

double dosed the old ritalin today by accident
turns a verified normbltron into a raging autist

>>67668699
>everyone of them has lots of taigs

>>67668742
>doesn't contain chemicals

Hate this gimmick desu all food contains chemicals

>>67668745
alpha male tendencies

>>67668712
They're barbaric slavers

>>67668577
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ne2tzfxQ6T4

>>67668762
I don't.

Then again, I'm not a girl.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEaJ4rTpJCQ

what did he mean by this? big girls on suicide watch?

>>67668766
>ritalin
what are you doing lad

listening to fat freddy's drop lads

don't be a jerk

I think the song Sunday, Bloody Sunday, perfectly encapsulates the monotony of the feeling of waking up on a Sunday morning, don't you think?

>>67668742
Anon
You are made of chemicals

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Crazy to think that Ireland used to have the same population as England before BASED CROMWELL rekt them.

>>67668712
The Legion is literally /pol/

>>67668644
does it though? given homocide is measured in 100,000s then very small movements in small states like wyoming can tip it over the edge.

>>67668828
OOPs, wrong time period, before BASED VICTORIANS rekt them.

>>67668805
haha sweating from my palms and feeling super anxious in social situations for no reason mainly, wbu?

just watched Žižek's "The Pervert's Guide to Ideology"

shook me up a bit, really feel like i need to get my life in order and decide what i actually want to do

>>67668699
>MK
>murder cap

There isn't even a "crime" section on the wiki page of that shithole.

Am I getting memed on?

>>67668858
This post needs to be fedora'd.

oliver cromwell? best day of my life 2bh

>>67668850
see>>67668816

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The UK has had fewer murders than the city of Chicago this year

>>67668826
>>67668772
See for yourself

https://youtu.be/aOENUWCxfqA?t=142

>>67668822

I think the Irish are going through a major image change. I mean the old image of Leprechauns, shamrock, Guinness, horses running through council estates, toothless simpletons, people with eyebrows on their cheeks, badly tarmaced drives (in this country), men in platform shoes being arrested for bombings, lots of rocks and beamish. I think people are saying “yes, there’s more to Ireland than this”. A good slogan for the tourist board – “Dere’s more to Oireland dan dis.”

>>67668872
why didn't you do it then

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>This post needs to be fedora'd.

Am I setting my sights too high if I try and become the president of the United States of America?

I used to think it was impossible..

>>67668838
What? Wyoming has 1/3 the population of Montreal but its a rate, you can scale it down infinitely.

>>67668858
Go back to /lit/ with your underage friends please

*focuses*

restudying a level maths lads

don't see how i failed it before, its fucking easy.

just told a guy to stop talking like a nigger in this online game, whole group hates me now haha

Oliver Cromwell was a moronic genocidal megalomaniac theocratic loser and anyone who supports him in this day and age is out of his/her mind.

>>67668911
all you need is to be incredibly rich at birth or a member of a political dynasty

>>67668781
Everyone was once barbaric but with vegas it would stop for them. And whats wrong with slaves? Even the Bible allows it, if youre not too bad for them.

>>67668884
Seen videos of women downing full pints of sperm

They must be very healthy

>>67668932
got an A in it when I was 16 2bh

watching a luna c kitsuen POV

>>67668884
wtf is this pic

theres no way you can see chicago from michigan

>>67668895
>horses running through council estates, toothless simpletons, people with eyebrows on their cheeks, badly tarmaced drives
I live in north dublin, these stereotypes are still an everyday thing for me

>>67668938
THIS

>>67668887
But semen does contain chemicals. It's made of chemicals you fuck wit.

>>67668887
You misunderstand

You ARE chemicals

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cory in the house

>>67668911

are you a natural born american citizen?

>>67668938
>>67668973
t. REAL irish from boston

>>67668938
>>67668973
Fuck off Boston. Based Cromwell will always be honoured by true Englishmen.

>Tfw no MILF qt girlfriend

Have you lads ever been with a MILF or older woman before?

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.

>>67669013
So based.

>>67668975
>>67668979
Humans aren't chemicals -- I learned it in school.

Just nonced a milf, lads

*Eats all the chocolate digestives but leaves the empty packet in the cupboard*

>sunset on mars
Really enjoy seeing these pictures. Lots of normies don't care at all about space exploration. I would go if I could.

>>67668996

No, but that didn't stop Obama.
And having zero political experience didn't stop Trump.

I'm convinced I can do this.

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me

just milfed a nonce, lads

Just nonced the child of a milf lads.

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Good night, lads.

>>67668932
yeah I didn't try at all in maths and did pretty average, and then I did better ome test when I studied then stopped trying again. I did it again on my own recently and it was so easy that I reckon if I did 3 hours of decent study before the test, if have done well. annoys me very much desu

>>67668951
i failed it because i used to smoke lots of weed and not study

but in hindsight i could have easily gotten a B in it

ahh well i did some mathematic courses in uni so it's not like it matters.

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>In 1972 Northern Ireland had a murder rate rivalling that of modern day Honduras, democratic Republic of Congo or Syria with an estimated with 497 deaths (130 British soldiers)

>>67669047
*it was actually a bomb*

>>67669013

hang on, I loathe Churchill now!

>>67668829
Better pol than cuck

Marine le pen or nigel farage would never become leaders of our countries because of the political systems.

it's weird how yanks think their country is LESS likely to fall to a dictatorship because someone like that can be their leader

>>67669050
that's because you don't have a life mate

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>>67669051
>No, but that didn't stop Obama.

>>67669010
I'll be twenty-six soon and the last time I asked someone out was a little over two years ago and they gave me a number to one of the local suicide lines.

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>>67668956

I went to the Willis and John Hancock towers and they claimed you could see 4 states on the clearest days

>>67669013
good lad...
no, scratch that, GREAT lad

https://www.amnesty.org.uk/blogs/yes-minister-it-human-rights-issue/urgent-stop-ipb-investigatory-powers-bill-snoopers-charter-human-rights
i sure as fuck hope you lads will be contacting your MPs

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>>67669050
And I forgot the picture.

>>67669032
School is also chemical

>>67669051
>that didn't stop obama
oh my days senpai loooool

I have 43 cut scars, 5 cig burn scars and 2 lighter burn scars on my left arm
4 cut scars on my right arm
2 cut scars on my right leg
8 cut scars on my left leg

I believe I take the "edgiest lad on /brit/" title desu, unless any of you runts think you can out do me.

>>67669057
night xx

>>67669083
I'm 22 and the last time I asked a girl out was 5 years ago.

>>67669084
this is redic

its further than the english channel

how can you see the buildings!

>>67669062
runt life 2bh

well done on sorting yourself out though

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>>67668998
>>67669006
How did you know?

>>67669110
I'm a solipsist :^)

>>67669120

Would smash, even with her gigantic teeth.

>>67669120
OUT

*sneaks up on you*

my friend David Steinbaum said that all white people are bad

>>67669150
He was so right.

>>67669110
I removed 2 ribs in a self operation so I could fellate my own willy

>>67669150

Crikey, I detest Churchill now!

>>67669177
ahhh yes the 400x203 wank

>>67669110
When and why'd you do that? Do you still do it?

>>67669052
fancy a slice? ;p

pip pip cheerio

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>>67669032
Was it a (((vegetarian boarding school)))

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Really want a gf but deathly afraid of the inevitable breakup and misery when one of us gets bored of the other

>>67669110

i've snorted heroin alone in my room off a godzilla dvd case

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Me on the left

>>67669150
rorke

>>67669229
a thing is good because it lasts

>>67669253
*exhumes his body and proceeds to sell it on the black market*

>>67669256
wtf I hate hitler now !!!!!!!!!!

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>>67669125

under normal refraction the horizon should be 75km away viewed from the top of the willis tower

there are photos of toronto from ridiculous distances

>>67669253
bet this annoys rorke more than the two racist quotes

>>67669052
a slice of hamm was the insinuation btw

>>67669211
Back when I was 16, 17 and 18.
I don't really do it anymore, but sometimes I slip up and can't resist the urge. It's rare that happens though.

>>67669253
>Scots
Icelanders had invented teleporters before the Danes came and destroyed our civilisation

>>67669229
just get a male friend and see where it goes
if you try to force things it just wont be

meeting the imaginary gfs parents tomorrow

>>67669256
Someone out there accidentally thought they had made a piece of art when producing this.

>Brits
>>67665911

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>>67669253

could heem any lad in this thread

>>67669253
damn, the greeks sure haven't done much have they haha

>>67669229
just be yourself

never had a serious gf and kinda don't want one desu

>>67669317
Is it just a yearning to feel something because of a lack of emotion? Or is it mental torment in that you hate yourself being perpetrated physically?

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>>67668858
>Ish it not ironic that the Rorke takesh hish name from that desolate battlefield in Africa *rubs nose*. Da direct quote from da clashic movie Zulu ish 'It'd take an Irishman to give hish name to a rotten stinking middle o' nowhere hole like thish.' *grabs shirt* The Rorke typically hatesh the gaelic peoplesh, somewhat ironically adopting the 19th shentury attitude *rubs nose* that they are a bunch of apesh, subuhamns and sho on and sho on. *rubs nose again* And of coursh he ish no fan of the negro, or the african continent. *grabs shirt* Sho you shee the ideology of the Rorke is self-defating from it inshepshion, he is a void, a wasteland who would not have meaning without da negrosh white and otherwishe *grabs nose*

>>67669330
nothing wrong with a little spunk in your scran

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>>67669330

only pakis dislike english food

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*sorts the runts into hufflepuff*

>>67669347
>Drumpf's going to put this old fart's bust back in the Oral Office

>>67669357
I had one once, it was nice to have someone to just cuddle with and watch films to share my feelings with when I was sad

>>67669299
wish i could nuke toronto from a ridiculous distance

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>>67669349
i am no lad

>>67669380
giz a bit

how do I improve my immune system

I have a cold for 3/4ths of the year and sometimes get other weird shit

>>67669380

Christ that looks bad, haha. On a plate properly it'd look much better.

is there any yank memorabilia in 10 downing street?

>>67669309
I don't get it :S

>>67669408
lahndan

>>67669408
LONDON

>>67669417
Drink sperm of course

>>67669427

Boris Johnson, sometimes.

>>67669330
would give her all the sperm she wanted

>>67669427
probably not

you guys hate us

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>>67669417
procure superior genes

>>67669417
Just bee yourself.
Wish I could get a cold any more.
Developed hayfever instead.

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>tfw watching k-on with a teapot full of tea

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>>67669400

would be quite a sight

>>67669388
stay upset

>>67669399
that's my issue desu I don't talk about my feelings with anyone so I can't see myself starting with her. I don't think I've ever had a heart to heart with someone ever hahahaha, my friends have asked about stuff and I just dodge the question

>>67669455
nawh we don't mind you really anon :(
it's just you're richer and more successful than us despite seeming really thick so we get jealous

>>67668262
realized my life could be worse and i could have this video of me on the web

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>>67669467
You can't drink all that anon!

fucking smell off my runners lads

only bought the fucking things 2 weeks ago

>>67669433
it's quite a complex concept tbf

try meditating on it

>>67669417
zinc supplements

>>67669442
>>67669439
haha alright boys ;)

Cooking some chips haha

need a good anime to watch, no meme suggestions

anime i've watched:
all the good ones

>>67669470
>3.28 MB, 3628x1587
shan't

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Rorkes btfo

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjsnYmi4z0U
Wait for the tongue thing aha

>>67669330

i she drinking only anglo semen ?

>>67669537
scrubs

>>67669476
I'm he same, I find it hard to put them into words, but when you have someone you can truly be vulnerable with it helps, a gf you love has the power to make you feel better with a simple hug and a kiss on the cheek

>>67668728
kekked

>>67669548
Rorke here, I like Jews though, I have Jewish cousins.

I've seen horrors... horrors that you've seen. But you have no right to call me a murderer. You have a right to kill me. You have a right to do that... but you have no right to judge me. It's impossible for words to describe what is necessary to those who do not know what horror means. Horror... Horror has a face... and you must make a friend of horror. Horror and moral terror are your friends. If they are not, then they are enemies to be feared. They are truly enemies! I remember when I was with Special Forces... seems a thousand centuries ago. We went into a camp to inoculate some children. We left the camp after we had inoculated the children for polio, and this old man came running after us and he was crying. He couldn't see. We went back there, and they had come and hacked off every inoculated arm. There they were in a pile. A pile of little arms. And I remember... I... I... I cried, I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out; I didn't know what I wanted to do! And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it... I never want to forget. And then I realized... like I was shot... like I was shot with a diamond... a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought, my God... the genius of that! The genius! The will to do that! Perfect, genuine, complete, crystalline, pure. And then I realized they were stronger than we, because they could stand that these were not monsters, these were men... trained cadres. These men who fought with their hearts, who had families, who had children, who were filled with love... but they had the strength... the strength... to do that. If I had ten divisions of those men, our troubles here would be over very quickly. You have to have men who are moral... and at the same time who are able to utilize their primordial instincts to kill without feeling... without passion... without judgment... without judgment! Because it's judgment that defeats us.

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KIDS, magellans a lot COOLER than justin bieber! he circumnavigated in one ship, the entire planet, he was killed by wild natives before they got back to portugal, and when they got back there was only like 11 people alive out of the 200 something crew and the ship was ROTTING DOWN TO THE WATERLINE, that's destiny, that's will, that's being an explorer, a trailblazer, GOING INTO SPACE, mathematics, quantum mechanics, the secrets of the universe, life is FIRING with its beauty, it's incredible DETAIL, and they wanna shatter your mind, talking about JUSTIN BIEBER, IT'S PURE EVIL

>>67669548
>850x400
>>67669524
>1256x1083
>>67669508
>1280x720
shan't

new gimmick: not posting any gimmick at all

The thing is, no one cares for me. No one loves me. No ones ever tried to truly befriend me, no ones ever wondered what keeps the old nut ticking. No one cares about me. I'm all alone, trapped in my involuntary recumbent isolation, filled with anguish and desperation.

>>67669367
The latter is a very good description desu. Back when I self harmed almost constantly, all I thought about 24/7 was how horrible and evil I am. It felt good to punish myself. It feels good in a strange way, it gives you one hell of an andrenaline rush and makes you shake and sweat a lot. As pathetic as this might sound, I actually used to look forward to going home so I could cut myself.

>>67669537
ed edd and eddy

>>67669417
eat a shit load of citrus, drink only water
generally eat healthy and exercise

>>67669524
the fuck is ilvermony

>>67669595
What makes you think no one loves or cares for you?

Tempted to buy some time with this prozzi.

>http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph577d56d00ac00

What we reckon, lads?

>>67669626
yeh

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>>67669537

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>>67669574
sounds nice that

>>67669635
yeah do it

>NINE HUNDRED and thirty two kilobytes
if he thinks I'm opening that, he's got another thing coming.

I'm in Wales

what are they saying

and why do they keep asking me if I'm alright, do I look hurt or sick?

beautiful cunt tbqh, everything looks so expensive compared to Canada, and it's nice and hilly unlike flat as fuck Ontario

>>67669699
>alright
this is just a greeting

>>67669699
fuck off you cunt

>>67669669
it'll happen, don't worry. 95% of people get married eventually

>>67669633
Papa and mama kicked me out long ago when I was a teen and I know my ""mates"" could care less for my welfare

Just had a thought lads. Is it possible that we will have something like the matrix but for animals

I just saw a monkey wearing virtual reality headset and it looked like it was completley convinced that what he was seeing is real

Is it possible that in the future when people feel bad about locking animals up all day for slaughter, that we will somehow create some virtual reality for them and make them see themselves as free and happy.

Or is this a retarded thought?

>>67669568
>>67669600
watched every single episode

>>67669667
seen 33 of those

>>67669635
You keep posting this ugly bitch and no one is interested.

Fucking Rasheed.

listening to cinnamon chasers lads

are luther vandross and marvin gaye the same person?

>>67669537
Welcome to the NHK

>>67669729
>could care less
end yourself

>>67669742
catterick

>>67669729
Why did they kick you out and how are you doing now?

>>67669739
Grim.

>>67669716
I know but how do I respond

I just say yeah

>>67669717
nahh, I have family here. You can't kick me out cause my mum got me citizenship through descent :^)

>>67669399
>>67669476
>>67669574
>>67669723
FONT

havent eaten in 24 hours ahah what am i like

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all of /brit/ vs. me would not be a fair fight

for you

>>67669805
why start now?

watching the new haz poz

>>67669809
*spins your rotary blade incredibly quickly*
*you fly off into the distance*

haha see you later mate

>>67669767
seen it before you were born lad

>>67669778
might be good, will give it a watch cheers lad

>>67669784
Because I was a vile little knacker back then

I'm doing a trade right now, felt the same way since I was 16 tbf