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We can't all be billionaire businessmen with trophy model wives and the presidency, but that's no reason to be bitter
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anime
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There's something wrong with this train
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lads
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I fucking love it when cyclists die
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Fuck Drumpf, fuck Brexit and fuck white people.
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Planes. x
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daily reminder that brexit and trump voters are stupid and poor
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>>67665806
it's not driving up my arse?
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You're a nut! Crazy in the coconut!
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Lads albania is beautiful

it looks like switzerland or something
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>it's a fence in places not a wall hahaha drumpf btfo it was really the liberals who won

Will this be the narrative over the next four years? Is this what the left have been reduced to?
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>Thread before last gets 500 posts before a new is made
>Some little runt ruins that trend by trying to pedal his own shit yank lick arise gimmick
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>>67665812
good thing the days of the cager are numbered
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>>67665806
imagine lying legs akimbo on a train track and having that roll straight over your bollies
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Janitor Applications Are Now Being Injected Straight Up The Shitter (JAANBISUTS)
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>trophy model wives

bronze medal maybe
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>>67665845
What does that mean?
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>>67665821

Considered it. The 99p coin is tempting.
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gonna be fun seeing how far backwards trump can take the usa in 4 years
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>>67665834
not sure if my fav is the a350 or 787
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>>67665834
planeposting will NEVER be a thing
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>>67665834
I only like the big fuck off planes that are proper feats of engineering
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>tfw wildflower was shit
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>>67665860
>why are people pointing out my god emperor's lies?
>why can't they just let him be?

bugger off rorke
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I feel we are seeing the stirrings of fascism in Europe
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>>67665894
Source on 07:51?
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Post of the year award
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>>67665806
my balls aren't on the tracks
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>but dudes le wall was a metaphor he's not reneging on his main electoral promise
haha trumpcucks are SO delusional
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>>67665884
They're song lyrics you absolute idiot. You're so stupid.

You need therapy.
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>>67665927
You're shit.
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gonna do a read then sleep lads
good night
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>>67665928
alright 'sheed? what time does the paki shop open in the morning? need to top up my leccy
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>decide to look at ballbusting videos for a laugh
>it's actually kinda hot in a weird way
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>>67665936
plan: be fascist while claiming to oppose fascism
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>>67665955
good how you both got dubs 5
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>>67665921
Hey now, smaller ones do just fine as big ones.
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>>67665955
post it on r/brit
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>>67666004
Good lad
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>>67665860
>A House Republican aide and a Department of Homeland Security official said a wall was not realistic because it would block visibility for border agents and cut through rugged terrain, as well as bodies of water and private land.

Embarrassing
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hl0aTooA90

massive tune, after the Ward v Kovalev fight, can't stop listening to it
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>>67665894
bit gay
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>>67665927
Waited the full sixteen years for it. Still my AOTY. I thought that would pass when the hype died down, but it didn't.
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Can we let these kids in yet, you heartless rorke bastards?
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DESPISE the left
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ballbusting is a bizarre fetish
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the spinal cord is hurting lads
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like who what what what where
nah what who who where
like where where where
how did we get right there like nah nah nah
who and what and where
who and what and where
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JUMP SCARE!!
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Josie love, you about?

Would you smash my bollocks in with a meat tenderiser for a fiver and a pack of chocolate biccies?
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>DESPISE the left
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>>67666040
Howling, is this actually true?
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>>67666051
There's them Syrian doctors I've heard so much about.
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>>67666004
I find it hilarious. No idea why.
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>>67666066
FOY
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Getting the daily dose

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytRK1lqfgwY
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>>67665938
Its a crummy twink cumpilation vid, title is "my favourite face-shots part 2" i probably downloaded it from xvideos
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>>67665860
Fuck off rorke. we will never surrender
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>>67666666

coming up soon

don't waste it
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>>67666051
ah yes, all those helpless women and children

what the fuck is wrong with europe
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>>67666051
>that one in the fedora
gimmick potential
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>>67666051
me about a third from the left half way up facing the camera
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>>67665894
good lad
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>>67666093
http://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-election-wall-idUSKBN135175
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our last mass shooting was derek bird
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don't feel good at all lads

feel very sick 2bh
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Suck me nob
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>>67666128
nice hat
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Will you still love me tomorrow?
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>>67666087
would do it for free
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>>67666121
don't have enough blacks, we're trying to become more like you lot :)
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>tfw made a successful general on another board that always gets a new thread made at the bump limit by another anon
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>>67666110
Oh thanks.
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so today when I was giving her my fists she ran to the toilet and locked the door to hide herself from me... futile...
I gave a few good kicks on the door to scare her and I heard her screaming and crying. Laughed for a bit then sat in front of my piano and played a few notes while waiting for her to come out
little did I know that she would come out quite fast, thinking that me playing the piano meant that I was calm and composed again
the tip of her fingers were crushed by the heavy thing that covers the piano keys... she underestimated me again and deserved a right beating
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seeing as how gays call themselves queer now, we should make 'gay' as in lame/corny acceptable for common parlance again, it has a nice bite to it.

Also we should steal douche from the yanks, we really have no equivalent, wanker is gay.
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>>67666051
>ayy let us in pham
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>>67665928
lmao so true
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Don't understand why there's always pedophile rings involved in most places where there's a lot of power
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>>67666170
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybkV85fskTc
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I received an hours booking request this morning and the guy had requested a school-girl uniform, deepthroat and facefucking. As somebody who markets myself as GFE i didn't feel at all comfortable with what he wanted - it sounded more like bloody assault than sex when he told me what he liked.

He said i'd need to lay some towels down as it'd get quite messy, and it's best not to eat anything for a while beforehand (you can imagine just how it would pan out if i had accepted). He wanted me to wear heavy eye make-up and thick mascara so it would stream down my face as i gagged cried and choked on his dick.. you can see the kind of picture he had in his mind.

The guy himself was polite and had plenty of positive feedback from other girls saying he was respectful when he 'throat fucked' them, but the majority of the girls who'd left him feedback openly advertise deep throat whereas i don't.
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DESPERATELY requesting the bio oil Tim video
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>>67666123
suddenly adebayo realised he was surrounded by niggers
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>>67666187
gimmicks lose all value once referred to by their inventors as gimmicks
put it on the shelf mate
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>>67665756
>tfw whatever others come to, we did it before.
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>>67666091
How is Paul Joseph Watson ever going to recove from this image?
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>>67666204

she was so talented
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suck me nob knts
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>girl I went to school with on facebook makes a status about how she asked for a chip butty down south and got funny looks
>status devolves into arguments as to what a chip butty should be called

ah yes I love being a northerner
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they extended hadrians wall
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>>67666183
what general on what board?
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>>67666118
can't wait to completely fucking blow it
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everyone knew the wall was a metaphor

leftists are too thick to understand nuance

they take everything literally
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lewd image of the day:

http://i.imgur.com/Y156t.jpg
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>>67666265
sounds like something from /brit/ haha
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>>67666260
And she faded away and dropped dead in her forties. Tragic.

One of my favourite 80s musicians that time seems to have forgotten.
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>tfw really jealous of trump and take it out with really bitter posts on /brit/
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followed a woman for 10 minutes before. she had pink hair and heavy eyeliner and wore a fluffy hat
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>>67666265
>poortherners have to fill their sandwiches with chips because nothing grows and the land can't support cattle
howling
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>>67666269
A man, a plan, a canal - Suez
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>everyone knew the wall was a metaphor
>leftists are too thick to understand nuance
>they take everything literally
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>>67666287
its slow, would never advertise it here
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>>67666292
i am pretty sure the majority of trump's voters don't even know what a metaphor is. they think the wall is real
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>>67666343
then why even fucking mention it
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>>67666315
>Southerners just fill it with cum from their boyfriends

howling
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Wa7Sb_dWk0
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>>67666188
>seeing as how gays call themselves queer now
Umm no sweetie. That's heteros jumping on the bandwagon.

>we should make 'gay' as in lame/corny acceptable for common parlance again, it has a nice bite to it.
Has it ever not be common? Think you believe tumblirinas more than you do real life.
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>>67666292
>everyone knew the wall was a metaphor
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>>67666332
is this lad that famous yank? swear i've seen him somewhere and he looks american to me
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>>67666343
so youre lying

thought as much from a leaf
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>when you're really fucked up on drink or drugs and get into a nice comfy, warm bed

Best feeling ever.
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Bit hungry lads, might make some noodles.

Chicken or curry?
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>>67666347
no

you keep thinking trump supporters are stupid. get over yourself
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>>67666315
we only do it when we don't have any pies to put on our bread
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Do you think he knows the immigration policy of the Blair government was a mistake?
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>>67666383
How would there be anyway of verifying I was telling the truth? The board doesn't have flags or IDs
>>67666358
excuse the blogpost
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>>67666398
Really? I find that's when it kicks in. I laugh hysterically when the room starts spinning.
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>>67666402
but anon... trump supporters ARE stupid...
and poor...
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this man has a BMI of 31
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>>67666403
>pastry between bread

its so wrong
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going to drive on the motorway for the first time tomorrow

only passed my test on friday

hope i don't die lads haha
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>>67666370
say wall some more
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>>67666188
>not calling lame/corny things gay all the time anyway
nobody really gives a fuck
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>>67666402
you are overestimating them
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>>67666403
W I G A N
I
G
A
N
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>>67666425
it's okay, I flew off the handle, sorry
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>>67666370
erm, he is building a wall though
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dumb fucking leaf
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reckon beethoven is overrated
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>>67666432
factually incorrect. hillary had the most support from minorities and college educated millennials, who are the poorest and stupidest demographics in the country
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>>67666437
Remember. Don't be an MLM (Middle Lane Moron).

Good luck. You'll be fine.
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>>67666398
No way mate when I sit down and things are silent and there's no stimuli around me I WILL throw up
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Man, it's so fucking good being me.

tall and good looking, what else would a man want?
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What bizarre world where the Irishmen starve to death but the yanks eat themselves to death
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Silk cut ultra are disgusting but I need my nicotine fix
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>>67666477
>college educated
>stupidest (sic)
wowee haha
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>>67666477

theory: both trump and hillary voters are dumb because they're stupid americans

now jog on yank
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Sent the girl the message at last and now I'm refreshing the page constantly. I'll give it an hour of refreshing.
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>>67666466
He's extending the fence and hiring more border security
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>>67666495
wealth
not being a melt
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>>67666418
>not wanting to rub it in the rights nose
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>>67666666 belongs to me - nobody steal it

thanks in advance
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>>67666510
alri Constantine ha ha
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imagine being such a pathetic loser that despite being tall and good looking you still can't even put your willy in a pompom
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>>67666510
No one gives a fuck you snipe
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my grandads brother is a lord lads
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>>67666437
If you hog the middle lane you deserve getting rammed off the road lad.

Remember, it's literally just a case being on the inside lane, unless you're overtaking, so then go out and then again if you need to again.

Once you've overtaken move back in.


Does my nut in when somebody sits in the middle lane doing 60 whilst everybody flies around them. I've got to the point where i go full cunt and drive behind them and flash them to move.
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I'm from a council estate in a post-industrial northern city, AMA.
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>>67666398
I hate it, I can never sleep when I'm drunk for some reason
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>>67666513
a liberal arts degree from a two year college doesn't make you smart
>>67666514
not an argument
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>>67666522
FONT
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Retro.
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>>67666432
>The median household income of a Trump voter so far in the primaries is about $72,000, based on estimates derived from exit polls and Census Bureau data. That’s lower than the $91,000 median for Kasich voters. But it’s well above the national median household income of about $56,000. It’s also higher than the median income for Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders supporters, which is around $61,000 for both.

leftards btfo AGAIN. First brexit, then Trump and now this. It's like you losers enjoy being perpetual losers. Sad!
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>>67666399
Southern chicken flavoured super noodles
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>>67666553
Didn't ask for your opinion you attention seeking scrote
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>>67666464
Apology accepted, mate. Maybe one day you'll have a general to call your own as well.
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>>67666399
Piss on them
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>>67666666
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/brit/
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>190KG orbiter race doesn't get any (you)'s for 10 minutes
>desperately bids attention by posting about his good looks or height
>still unable to bed a wench

Lmao
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Plane posting is now a thing.
double satan get.
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hi
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fuck white people
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hmmm
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>/brit/ cucks for the loser twice in 4 months

This is very embarrassing for you. Do you think the loser mentality is ingrained in your blood?
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>>67666624

eesti is beesti <3
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>>67666565
>le every degree is a meme degree
haha why are yanks so insecure about their stupidity?
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>>67666592
>trump supporters are working class
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hi again
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SAAAAAAAATAN
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>>67666637
hello
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kpop is shit
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>>67666624
Enjoying your tea?

And where's the bloke that said he'd read Flowers for Algernon?
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hmm
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>>67666666
alri
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>tfw we voted leave
>tfw Trump won
>tfw the left is eating itself

Everything will be alright lads
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anglos are rorkes.
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>>67666666
hi
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think I might need to wank before I'll be able to study

should have gone for another round with the girl I was with earlier
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>>67666666
Hi Satan
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>>67666666
simply incredible
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>>67666666
WOGS OUT
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>>67666592
ah yes... the rich voting for the man who's promised massive tax cuts... very interesting...
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>>67666666
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmkmrtnOMkA
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>>67666665
>>67666666

gonna hang myself, lads
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chasing the dragon as we speak
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>>67666700
There is literally nothing wrong with a bit of racism.
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le ebin digits xD

good job
now the JF will flood our thread and kill all discussion
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>>67666753
>discussion
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>>67666753
>/brit/
>discussion
Pick one nonce.
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Ahh yes, the whole thread is now dedicated to a number "get"
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>>67666666
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rcl1jL1hTE
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>>67666753

that always happens anyway
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>>67666691
>brexit
>to do with leftism

hate rorkes with this simplistic world view
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what are /brit/'s favorite smart animes?

in /cum/ we like Love Live, Yuru Yuri, K-on, and Watamote the most
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>>67666647
>liberal arts
>political science
>philosophy
>gender studies
>social science

all literal meme degrees that liberals love to waste their time and money with

during the election i saw three different polls saying that educated millennials are among the poorest people in the country. i'm too lazy to find them now though
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>>67666666
how do you do geoffrey
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>>67666666
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why is british porn output so little?
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>>67666666
yes helo
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considering having a poshy lads
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>>67666691
gonna be a laugh watching the right-wing reee at each other for not going far enough about brexit and trump
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>>67666799
big dave banned it
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>>67666753
/brit/ is a multicultural and inclusive general

OPEN THE FLOODGATES
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>>67666789
t. rasheed
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are you going to scarborough fair
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I've been on 4chan for eleven years and I hate it when I don't know what new things mean and I don't want to be called new when I ask.
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>>67666646
Yes, hello.
>>67666674
Debating on wether I should make tea or coffee before taking off.
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>>67666676
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>>67666780
Better than it revolve around you you boring bastard
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>>67666767
>>67666776
>>67666788
>>67666820
you have been baited
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>>67666792
I like ones with cute girls doing cute things.
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>>67666753
>discussion
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>>67666792
>WataMote
Good lad
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>>67666799
Low demand for British porn
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oh no the man got the numbers now the men will come to see the man and i cant talk about donald trump in peace riiiiiiii
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>>67666631

did you know that the nose of American Airlines Flight 11 hit the EXACT centre of the north face of the north tower? at 460mph and in 22 degrees of bank!
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>>67666793
did you not get accepted to uni or something mate? you seem very convinced that people more intelligent than you aren't actually more intelligent, wondering if you've got a bone to pick or something
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>tfw twink top and love muscle bottom daddies
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>>67666207
Enjoy this gimmick thoroughly
Are you also the chap who posts Adultwork reviews?
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>>67666432
>>67666650
>>67666724
>le trump supporters are poor and stupid and voting against their interests
>le trump supporters are rich and clever and voting for their interests

all in the space of one post. How does the left do this?
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>>67666890
ad hom attack

not an argument
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>>67666891
I have no idea what half of this sentence means. Why do benders speak in their own language?
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boipucci
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>>67666865
emo wanker
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>>67666842
i conquered osel, killed the estonians and settled it with swedes in victoria 2

how does this make you feel?
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>>67666842
Meanwhile in current year Estonia
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>>67666849
Dunno who you mean to reference hear cheeky young fella

Go smoke your gammy fags you dole scrounging runt
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>>67666901
>one post
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>>67666946
nonce
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>>67666933
oh god is this what I think it

yes

yes it is
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>>67666691
>tfw brexit lost us billions
>tfw parliament is going to ignore your 51% opinion poll
>tfw Trump lost the popular vote and had less votes than Romney and Mccain
>tfw Trump presidency is already a yuge disaster, he's breaking fundamental promises like draining the swamp and building the wall
>tfw the left is galvanised into action

The night is darkest just before the dawn.
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G-L-O-R-I-A GLOOOOOOOORIA

Fucking cracking song.
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>>67666900

yes
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>>67666901
i was quoting the average trump supporting mong saying hes for the working class you autistic weapon
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>>67666933
wish you hadn't posted that
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genuinely don't understand why rasheeds find it so difficult to wash themselves? always a thick stench of body odour wafts around with them
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>>67666933
That wasn't particularly arousing
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>>67666933
not clicking this
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>>67666398
last night i was hallucinating music that wasn't there in bed
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>>67665756
I was so high today i thought i was dying my heart was beating out of my chest, i felt dizzy ; dandy nigger mcchicken fuck why did this happen
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>>67666901
>poor trump supporters are voting against their interests
>rich trump supporters are voting for their interests
whats your point?
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>>67666927
what's emo about it?
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>>67666883
No such thing as 'exact' centre in a physical universe. Or maybe very very unlikely.
>>
don't wish to create joinder with you
>>
going to be shagging holly willoughby later on
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>>67666971
it is to attract other rasheeds in case they encounter danger, it is like dogs smelling each other
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>>67666398
this 2bh

especially when its cold out and I walked home
>>
The truth of the matter is that dumb and poor whites won the election for Trump by turning the tide in the electoral college by winning a bunch of rustbelt states that are typically democrat. The normalfag rich christians that always vote republican voted for trump less than romney for instance.
>>
housemate wont put the heating on so i'm warming my room using the iron
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>>67666986
cool. What did you take?
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>>67666994
what about if your interest is in hating muslims or mexicans?
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>>67667003
your mams the exact centre in the physical universe
>>
>>67666935
Good on ya, lad.
>>67666938
ayyyyyyyyyy
>>
>>67666989
what would your parents do if their sweet little boy killed himself with ket in his flat
>>
shitskins are in desperation after getting so totally humiliated twice. their reality tunnels have been obliterated, they are lost, hopeless.

>but you're poor......rorke!!
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>>67666789
Never said it was

>>67666811
It's gonna be hard and dirty and no one can do anything about it

>>67666957
Ah yes le not legally binding and lost le popular vote straws :^)
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>>67666957
>mfw liberals actually think draining the swamp means hiring a bunch of celebrities and people with no political experience to run government

It's like you WANT him to fail just to say I told you so.

>also implying parliament has the slightest say in BREXIT

The EUHC, can, wants to and will block Snoopers Charter. May won't let that happen.
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>>67667048
What draws you to /brit/? You seem cool and I'm curious.
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>>67666994
That you're a spaz and a simpleton and regurgitate whatever you last read on leftypol
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reply to me in 30 minutes or your mother will win the lottery in her sleep tonight
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>>67667002
the OP
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>>67667038
interests in that context means whats good for you, not what you like and don't like
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>>67666674
Here I am lad, sorry I never got around to making a post about it

Thoroughly enjoyed it. Didn't cry but I can see why someone might, especially at the part where he goes out to the pub with his 'mates' and that. One part I didn't get is why people are scared of him all of a sudden?
>>
I'm a Rorke, AMA.
>>
>>
Does anyone else here smoke weed literally every day?
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>>67667095
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>>67667029
A fuck load of mdma and weed afterwards

Fucked up the timing on the bombs though, was still pinged to fuck when I back home

also hallucinated people sitting next to me in the corner of my eye
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>>67666971

they are noseblind lad. their entire house stinks of shit as do as their relatives so they simply block out the stench automatically, it's normal.

even when i went to switzerland the hoards of indian tourists there stank of shit, and these are the RICHEST indians who can afford to swan off around europe.
>>
Invited your mums to Iceland

Just in case you were wondering why mums go there
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>>67667095
read the next line in 30 minutes or your sister will get raped by an ahmed

reply
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>>67667113
Telling Muslims to piss off is not good for you?
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>>67667123
I've never smoked weed in my life tbqh.
>>
>>67667088
well you're a spaz and a simpleton and regurgitate whatever you last read on unironic /pol/
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>>67666933
Jesus Mary and Joseph

What a state to get yourself in
>>
>>67667123
i dont even feel it anymore
>>
>>67667076
repeating legitimate points in baby speak is not an argument :^)
>>
>>67666971

it's funny because hygiene is a big part of the Islamic faith yet they still smell like shit. I think it's the food.
>>
wish there was a quick and easy way I could recap the best posts I had missed if I had been away from /brit/ for a few hours
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>jizz shitloads
>smell it

beautiful smell
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Quality gimmick
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>>67667120

favourite german idealist
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ive been in this fucking thread all fucking day
actually going to commit if i sit here a second longer
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>>67665806
>it's not a class 37
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>>67667119
Glad you liked it.

The final line ruined me. I can't recall the exact moment you're on about, but I wonder if they just felt he might be after "revenge" of some kind since he was now self-aware. Probably wrong though.
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>>67667135
Are you the fruit that smacked out on 300mg?
>>
just had a poshy lads

was pretty fucking good 2bh, don't even regret the 50p cost of the 'dom
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>>67667199
None, I think they're a bunch of jebends.
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>>67667167
Why not give it a go? In moderation it's great
>>
>>67667174
So... the difference is I regurgitate what I read on winning /pol/ and you regurgitate what you read on losing /pol/?

ok
>>
What podcasts does /brit/ listen to?
>>
>>67667087
/balt/ is absolute garbage, full of autists and filled with the worst bred Estonians that I have ever seen.

And there's no where else to post on /int/ really so I decided to post here in order to not abandon the board completely,
>>
>>67667150
i mean maybe it'll make you feel better temporarily but eventually you're going to have to take responsibility for your own failings instead of blaming someone else
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>>67667229
no interest in it desu
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>>67666933
>this is in the process of becoming mainstream and accepted
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>>67667192
Great post
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>>67667240
none because I'm not an edgy cunt
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>>67667216
?
>>
>>67667240

JRE if the guest is good.
>>
>>67667187
I wasn't the one starting the argument :^)
>>
>>67667240
Joe rogan of course
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>>67667252
Nah, I know my own personal failings, doesn't mean I can't hate Rasheed at the same time.
>>
>>67667167
did once and felt nothing 2bh
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>>67667246
Tbh I don't even really like the UK but eh.
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richard bransons new supersonic passenger plane

1400mph
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>>67667240
Just Kermode and Mayo, Athletico Mince and Jim, Burns and Dave.

>>67667246
Good lad. I hope we make you feel welcome.
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>>67667235
>winning /pol/
>losing /pol/
no one who uses /pol/ is winning mate, thats why i don't browse it whereas you clearly do, shame
>>
I want to start drinking this vodka, but I can't be arsed desu. I'm not feeling it tonight, but i'll drink it anyway.
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>>67667240
Sarkon of Akkad and the Amazing Atheist are a must.
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>>67666901
>racism is bad
>fuck white people

leftists are perplexing
>>
>>67667322
fuck drumpf and fuck white people
>>
sigh
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*bends you to my will*
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>>67667252
Most people hate rasheeds and rasheedwogs BECAUSE they have to pay for them. You have a very simple view of the world if you believe that people dislike anything to deflect from their own problems.
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>>67667306
ah yes because concorde was a GREAT success wasn't it
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doing a little think and imagine
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estonians are welcome
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>>67667214
You know when he gets kicked out of the factory? They all start that petition because they're scared of him and his landlady notes she's scared of him too

Why didn't you like the last line? And I don't think he wanted revenge, he said he was going to move to somewhere where people didn't know he used to be smart
>>
>>67667339
*Grabs the back of your head*
*Bends you to my willy*
>>
>>67667302
feel free to dislike islam anon it's not a very liberal religion and seems incapable of reform/modernisation

don't need to hate people though, that's just a bit silly isn't it
>>
There are lads here who don't

>Drink several pints of water a day and only water unless at a restaurant or social gathering
>Moisturise every morning
>Read regularly, for at least 30 mins a day
>Exercise regularly
>Have a hobby that involves improving yourself such as hitting the gym, learning a language or something similar

Imagine being that much of a runt
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>>67667306
>passenger plane
>only 2 seats
?????
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Avvt3ZmbuKI

80s training videos lads

so vapourwave
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Reading 'the anatomy of the state' right now lads.
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>>67667386
Nah, its the people that are the problem, the religion is just what they use to justify their evil paki natures.
>>
>yanks go out to have a beer and watch the game
>then proceed to unironically have one beer and leave when the game is over.

Soft cunts the lot of ye
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>>67667397
the second seat carries the passenger
>>
>>67667386
no, not really
>>
>>67667385
GOOD post.
>>
Shit food I ate today:
A large pack of Doritos
6 Rice Krispie square bars
5 packets of lays crisps
A crunchie bar
A boost bar
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>>67667279
>>67667299
dude weed lmao
dude the politicians should take mushrooms maaan
dude mountain lions ate my dog

>>67667321
*tips fedora so hard it causes friction burn on my balding forehead*
>>
>>67667420
Now this post made me think.
>>
>>67667458
Thanks for the (You).
>>
>>67667428
Bit of a sad twat that you banter people over having a casual drink Mick

Not everyone has to prove they're a Billy big bollocks by drinking a lot
>>
>>67667322
Lefties are actually very simplistic. They all suffer from:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cultural_cringe
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>>67667368
Ah yes, because other bits of planes falling off and concordes hitting them is somehow their fault.
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>Tfw nearly cut my lip because my muh is chipped on the edge
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>>67667441
very interesting
>>
>>67667412
The anatomy of you, a state
>>
I said

"sigh "
>>
What is it about Lily Allen?

She's not conventionally that pretty or above average but yet for some reason I always find myself attracted to her
>>
>>67667420
Stop apologizing for it
The justifications are built into the religion
Shit people using a shit religion
>>
the aim of life is sexual control and domination of other people
>>
>>67667420
>this post
>people still say Islamophobia isn't racism
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>>67667339
this isn't 16th century italy mate
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>>67667450
fuck sake like
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>>67667528
i think he was being ironic
>>
>>67667507
*Crosses legs*
What's wrong, la?
*Places my hand on your thigh*
>>
>>67667510
she's a bit braindead being a lefty and you feel sorry for her
>>
>>67667500
>way overpriced
>cramped seating
>only saved a couple of hours
>>
>>67667528
Why do people think racism is wrong to begin with? Never understood this. It is just recognising people for what they are.
>>
>>67667519
*wrests my bollocks comfortably and snugly on your forehead*
Hmmm... Perplexing thesis, care to elaborate?
>>
@67667396
>hitting the gym
>hitting
Do you realise how cringey that sounds, you pathetic pseudo-Yank paki cunt?
>>
>>67667510
people attracted to lily Allen are benders
>>
>>67667396
nice essay nerd
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me and the gf
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>>67667546
Nah, I was being serious.
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>>67667506
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>>67667492
You're a boring cunt
>>
>>67667556
nice 'dora bait
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Why do the British people just not like Greg Rutherford?
>>
Cheeky Trump spitting in the drinks he sent the press
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Anyone else think cocaine is shit?

all it does is keep me awake, it has no other effects on me
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>>67667609
t. 'sheed
>>
>>67667617
my willy likes him
>>
>>67667617
who?
>>
>>67667574
I always imagine Asian girls must be a bit smelly

race mixers ITT, correct me if I'm wrong
>>
>>67667556
Its pseudo-science used by the upper class to justify imperialism
>>
>>67667630
yeah you're getting shite stuff
>>
>>67667630
I only like it when i'm drunk
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>>67667667
so why are the upper class a bunch of anti-racist tossers?
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>>67667609
unfortunately not bait, I'd have loved it to be but it isn't :(
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>>67667617
is he related to rosy
>>
>>67667651
bit gay
>>
Actually flew with a 747 from China Airlines from Hong Kong to Taipei, crazy how the pilots take off and land. Felt like on a rollercoaster.
>>
>>67667698

classic misdirection
>>
>>67667666
>East Asians (Chinese, Koreans, and Japanese) have fewer apocrine sweat glands (armpits, groin and earwax glands) compared to people of other descent, and the lack of these glands make East Asians less prone to body odor.
>>
>>67667630
It's cut to fuck or you're not taking enough. Must take over a gram.
>>
>>67667630
'er 'ad 'caine 'su

(never had cocaine desu)
>>
>>67667666
asians dont get body odour
>>
>>67667712
not addressing the point are you
>>
>>67667666
dating a chinese girl rn

she smells pretty damn great 2bh
>>
>>67667651
>gingers
good taste
>>
>>67667666
east asians don't smell
>>
>>67667738
FONT
>>
>>67667666
satan are you that 'housemate' who smelled a taiwanese colleague of mine?
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>>67667666
A group of Chinese tourists smells like a concentration camp incinerator
>>
>>67667699
we should just give way to the asians then lad
they're clearly the master race

how can we even compete with their iqs? it's disgusting we're allowed to breed when it means we take resources that could be used by superior humans
>>
>>67667698
Don't think Cecil Rhodes or Winston Churchill were particularly anti-racist

right on the tosser part though
>>
>>67667450

>lays

Nice try yank proxy
>>
>>67667738
You were paranoid about her going out the other night? I bummed her and came on her back the dirty slut
>>
>>67667738
I dated one before. Didn't smell at all tbqh.
>>
British "people" are inferior to Irish people
>>
>>67667759
asians look fucking disgusting, they're all ugly

i dont even really consider them human beings desu
>>
>>67667666
I find asians have a distinct smell. Might be their cuisine.
>>
>>67667768
>Guys who have been dead for decades at least
Really makes me think.
>>
>>67667778
>>67667784
FONT
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>>67667813
Their disgusting legacy still lasts
>>
>>67667818
I'm not a FONT, she was the only girl I ever dated.
>>
coming clean here lads, but nothing in this thread really made me think
>>
the only good cocaine in england is in liverpool and london
>>
>>67667630

my heart rate goes through the roof. Just feel wired for ages.
>>
>>67667630
The entire point of it is when you're 6 pints in and its 2am and you wanna keep on going.
>>
today I learned: east asians aren't smell

what races are smelly then? I live in a 99% white area so I'm ignorant about stuff like this
>>
>>67667786
Why do you hurt us? Why do you come here and insult us?
>>
>>67667759
then why is the average chinese income less than half ours lad?
>>
>>67667796
>whiteys are fucking disgusting, they're all ugly

>i don't even consider them human beings really
>>
>>67667837
I wish. Lord knows Churchill or Rhodes wouldn't have let England be overrun.
>>
feelings
>>
>>67667838
FONT

>>67667860
paki detected
>>
>>67667852
nigs
>>
>>67667778
waheyy rite

mong

>>67667784
she's got a very subtle perfume she uses

sounds gay but I like burying my face in her fair when we cuddle
>>
>>67667852
South Asians (Pakis, Indians) and Africans smell really bad.
>>
cannot wait to wake up for work in the morning wanting to kill myself again ahhahaha
>>
lads if i feel cold, feel like im dying, and feeling weird tinglign sensations its just a panic attack right like im not going to die or anything
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A rare one.
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>>67667852
niggers and 'sheeds both stink unironically, take this as someone who has lived around these two ethnic groups for far too long
>>
>>67667888
FONT
>>
did a shit and there was blood on the tp

might have piles or bum cancer
>>
>>67667857
no idea mate but the stats about iq are undeniable

disgusting to think you can have the cheek to breathe air that superious asians could be using
>>
>>67667896
I'm doing voluntary work tomorrow, always a bit of fun and that.
>>
I close my eyes and I keep seeing things
Rainbow waterfalls
Sunny liquid dreams
Confusion creeps inside me raining doubt
Gotta get to you
But I don't know how
Call me call me
Let me know it's alright
Call me call me
Don't you think it's 'bout time
Please won't you call and
Ease my mind
Reasons for me to find you
Peace of mind
What can I do
To get me to you
>>
>>67667856

Thought that's all we ever did? Come on call me a potato eating, wife beating, paddy wanker
>>
>>67667944
Is it me you are talking about?
>>
>>67667922
I'm only racist against racists desu and you are a racist
>>
>>67667884
i'm actually black, the most athletic and physically strong race (aka the master race)
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>>67667939
>doing it for FREE
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TAXATION IS THEFT

THE STATE ARE PARASITES

DON'T TREAD ON ME
>>
>>67667912
is that kimmi's whip?
>>
>>67667932
if its a small about its probably just an anal fissure
>>
>>67667932

happens to me often, think its down to dehydration from my drinking, skin splits more easily when its dry
>>
>>67667974
No. I am a man of peace and love. I do not abuse and insult my neighbours
>>
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>>67667981
>he doesn't do some work for free to help his community
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>>67667786
I am english and a cuckold, my wife visits an irish bull named seamus mcdonhall and allows me to prep the bull nightly, when I have been an especially good boy she allowes me to clean up afterwards. As I'm sucking up the irish DNA I am curiously reminded of that terrible man Cromwell, who killed so many irish fellows with his wicked schemes. If only he could see me now! Luckily the Irish are in charge now, their superior minds and bodies governing the feeble british 'people'. Myself? I'm just happy to be of service. I have to go now, my girlfriend is gagging on a potato if you catch my drift.
>>
>>67667974
fuck off
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>>67667991
>>
MAKE A NEW THREAD YOU FUCKING CUNTS NOBODY WANTS TO POST ANYTHING GOOD
>>
>>67667991
I unironically have a black field jacket with an AnCap patch on the sleeve

bully me
>>
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trumps america
>>
>not volunteering your time to help immigrant communities become integrated by teaching them english
it's like you don't even care about segregation in the uk
>>
>>67668060
based voltaire
>>
Why don't we just laminate all current money instead of replacing it?
>>
>>67668001
I imagine one of his fleet.
>>
>>67668082
>we
>not even in the uk
Nonce
>>
Master race are East Asians and Jews
High race are European whites
Middle race are American whites, Central Asians, Pacific Islanders and South Americans
Low race are Arabs, Native Americans and South Asians
Bottom race are Africans and Abos
>>
>>67668061
>page 5

Why? What need is there for a new thread when we can get at least another 150 posts on this one before it's archived
>>
>>67668110
>>67668110
>>67668110
>>67668110
New
>>
>>67668117
>>67668117
>>67668117
new
>>
>>67668097
"We" as in "everyone"
>>
>>67668068
enjoyed this more than i should have
>>
i have hybrid vigor
>>
>>67667932

If it red then it might be piles or just from straining. If it's black and tarry go see a doctor
>>
>>67668122
HE
>>
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>>67668122
>>67668132
>>
>>67668132
Uh oh! Sorry Canada!

Looks like you're a touch late there mate!
>>
>>67667939
same lmao
>tfw not the right exprience
>>
>>67668113
fuck off janny
>>
>>67668173
What do you do for yours lad?
>>
Janny is from Quebec.
>>
>>67668234
he's obviously english

there have been patterns where he deletes threads and lets mine stay up because it has a brit related edition
>>
>>67668278
He's definitely from Quebec.
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I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


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