/brit/

mmh this thread is REAL fresh innit

just me being myself

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lads

Pomade recs?

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gearing up for the social lads

>>67664028
*looks at the clock*
*nods approvingly*
*gets solemn*

It's time, lads.

*kneels down, prostrated, facing Mecca*

>>67664028
reeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaally good edition

>>67664028
Post more doggos swimming

>>67664028
it was nice of you to dedicate the thread to your mum hahaaaaa

i have no failed gimmicks, just underground ones

>>67664089
not a good idea

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American rorkes on suicide watch

You fucked up now, should have supported gun control while you could.

I like posting reece sanders tweets.

>>67664105
>Oil based
Reuzel Green
Goon Grease
Nostalgic Handmade
Daimon Barber #2

>Water Based
Anchor's Teddy Boy Original
Daimon Barber #1
Shear Revival Crystal Lake

Does the loneliness ever become less crushing?

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>not nominating M62posting

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anti-trainlads should be included in the gimmick awards

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>>67664028

'ah yes' should win gimmick of the year, unreal how much its blown up over the past 12 months. fucking everyone says it now, unlike most other gimmicks that are usually driven by just a few posters. only thing that comes close to 'ah yes' is actionposting

>>67664112
Got invited to the work one and it says "couples encouraged". What the fuck.

After an incident involving death or serious injury in a car, the vehicle is examined by forensics specialists and in the event of blood or other bodily material being present in the car it will usually be labelled "biohazard" before being auctioned off to repair specialists, a private party, or a scrapyard.

>>67664169
most popular doesnt always mean best

>>67664147
>Drive past this house to and from work every day

I fucking hate this stretch of motorway, makes me want to fucking end myself

I think Greater London actually invented 'ah yes' posting

What about DPD driver posting?
Or "Not an argument"? or could not an argument come under "Alt-Right posting?"

>>67664169
*ah yesses*

i really tried to force fell through the bar posting this year but it never really took off

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Anyone seen or read Filth?

Got something I need to run by you

>>67664140
>tfw you will never be able to legally open carry a rifle in public

>he thinks um no sweetie :) isn't going to win gimmick of the year

um no sweetie :)

x

>>67664169
yeah its like a modern day lads/desu
i even say it irl
probably going to vote for this one

>>67664196
>living within 100 miles of a motorway

Absolute scrote

>>67664140
hello fellow redditor ;) ;) ;)

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>>67664177
there's only one Alex Jones in my life

Personality and character award nominees:

Tim Byrne
Kev Boyle
Monica Hussain/Poleaboo
190cm Master Race/Lisicki
Thailad
Trainlad
The Janny
Matthew Ludford/Kpop lad
Icelad
Desklad
MexiCANO/Beto
The Dane
The German
The Algerian
The anti-Trainlad
Sara
Rosy
Aisha
Reece
Caralad
Israeli machines poster
The IRA Yank


Suggest others

>>67664205
DPD and dentistposting all falls under the timposting category

>>67664201
ah yes comes from /v/

>>67664211
what does he say at the end again?

before snapping his neck?

Give me an idea for a story opening, /brit/

>>67664233
have started saying it irl too

will be voting for it, although actionposting comes a close second for me

>>67664219
nor will i ever have rasheed carrying a rifle around me

great feel

>>67664211
Yes lad, the film is apparently very dissimilar to the book because it doesn't touch on the fact that there's a tapeworm growing in his brain which is why he goes mental.

>>67664271
SCOTLAND FOREVER

If angry Irishman isn't one of the TOP gimmicks I'm going to fucking KICK OFF

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Just letting you lads know, for a few weeks now I've been practicing using subliminal messaging on here to see if I can get the rest of /brit/ to like kpop, not expecting results any time soon but in the long run we'll see what happens.

>>67664140
Daddy would have a fit if he knew what his little boy was actually doing with his AR at college

>>67664271
VOTE SNP

>>67664259
Northumbria, although he hasnt posted for a while

loved him talking about clandestinely bumming that french TWAT

>>67664274
Answer me, you rancid swines

>>67664226
>um no sweetie
umm nice try sweetie :) x

>>67664259
>algerian
>ira yank
who

>dane
>german
same person

>trainlad
>anti-trainlad
same person

> available: £3.88

ah yes

*grabs a hammer*
*Smashes the nearest 'ah yes' posters bollocks into smithereens*
*Castrates train lad with a hook*
*Grabs a runt poster by the neck and snaps him*
So...now that all the weak gimmicks are done...

>>67664259
I'm not a "character" I'm a human bean for god's sake

>>67664286
objectively incorrect

>>67664140
>""""""""""Communists"""""""""" who support a centrist/liberal in bed with the banks

100% sure these are dafties and state actors

Racism/sjw shit/feminism is simply a distraction from economics and class struggle

7,148 teabags to go, lads.

article 50

>>67664346
>trainlad
>anti-trainlad
>same person

no

there's multiple trainlads and anti-trainlad is just some other guy who calls everyone autistic

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Authenticity matters

>>67664349
oh no better ask daddy for another 10k xx

>>67664085
>humble trainspotter

He's basically a legend. HIS photography represents northern rail for better or worse.

>>67664349
>Available 4597.95

Hmmm

>>67664379
pics of them all

>>67664365
you're a personality

a shit one at that

>>67664346
>algerian
>ira yank
>who

are you new

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>>67664286
yes because gun laws will stop criminals :)

guerilla outfit in case of:
black bomber (not the thin asos bomber but real bomber bomber)
black turtleneck
black trackies
black nikes
ak 47

>>67664259
Pint glass!

>Thailand is a nonce
>Greater London is black
>Bedfordshire is a bender
>The Americans are all hopelessly retarded
>Israel keeps everyone pacified with porn
>Swansea is a women-hating turbo neckbeard lanklet attention whore who probably can't grow facial hair and will never have a girlfriend
>The aggressive Irishman can still not spell 'you're'
>Canadians are so awful compared to their stereotypes or even behaviour outside of the general that I'm led to believe that they are not real Canadians, or are all secretly Quebecois
>Mexico has posted dozens of times but has provided neither a single (You) nor a point of discussion
>Denmark is a communist in support of the EU
>Algeria is an actual rapist and his hair is receding to North Pole levels
>Lithuania enters the thread purely to hurl attacks towards the general population of the thread and our nation, then promptly leaves
>Devon moderates the threads (for free!)
>South Yorkshire posts hats
>And don't even get me started on fucking Lancashire

post your instagrams

>>67664393
Love this one

>>67664375
how do you know they support Hillary?

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Was Mark this year?

Lib Dems
>Support weed legalisation
>Oppose snoopers charter
Ok ok so why am I not voting for these lads again? Fucking hell all thats left is free gf's for everyone

>>67664419
Not impressed by your boorish attitude

>>67664426
guns are legal in france you dipstick

>>67664426
delete this!!!

>>67664426
when was the last mass shooting in the uk mate?

>>67664426
yeah, but look at Chica... New Y...

hmmp

>>67664259
not sure whether or not I'll vote for MexiCANO or Ludders

I'd be happy to see either as personality of the year, their characters really developed this year

>>67664427
fuck off skepta

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*rubs your shoulders*

>>67664461
weed is degenerate

>>67664259
Eesti lad? He hasn't had long though, maybe next year

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>>67664461
I live in a labour stronghold

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>>67664259
keep in mind that trainlad is multiple people, but I'm one of the main ones

Gimmicks that are severely under appreciated:
>Aggressive Irishman
>Irishman who posts classic 90s rap

>>67664259
>no mention of that yank lad
smeg me arse! and to think I spell colour with a u. absolutely gutted ngl

>>67664489
*mexicANO

will be voting for him desu

>>67664259
Just put down the Irish flag as a personality, its the ultimate reddit flag

i only identify with 2013 gimmicks

>>67664393
loved this. can't wait for glastonbury again desu

>>67664472
only for the purpose of hunting.
unlike america where pardners can keep a war weapon under their bed

>>67664352
runt posting was the best gimmick of 2015 but this year its become utter shit
started off as a development of unwarranted aggression, "daily reminder i could heem all your grandmas" etc and calling people tardigrades and amoebas
now its some weird pig farming roleplay

>>67664390
t. trainmong

>>67664402
t. trainnonce

>>67664421
have been here more often than i should since 2014 and dont remember ever seeing an algerian
ira yank probly slipped under me radar, i dont read their posts usually

Post that one famous crazy guy from your town that all the locals know
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPMSU3R2CcQ

>>67664516
>Irishman who posts classic 90s rap

literally the only good irish poster

top lad

>tfw just barely enough of a weeb to get this


http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1478248567190.webm

Genuinely cracking up tbqh lads.

>>67664211
seen the film

>>67664438
i wish i could play along and threaten you with a ban but the real janny would do me in for impersonating him.

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>anon how come your hands always smell like chlorine and mucus

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>>67664352
um I don't think so hun xx

>>67664514
>Apply for job with Jim
>No response


REEEEE

>>67664259
Angry Irish boxer
Irishman who likes classic 90s rap

>>67664147
Used to drive/be driven by this a LOT, ever since I was a kid and it took me so long before I realised how shitty eminent domain is.

>>67664472
they're legal here too dipshit but these rasheeds didn't get the guns legally

>>67664481
>muh mass shootings

not an argument, plea to emotion

>>67664539
>now its some weird pig farming roleplay

kek

Anybody want to feel sad?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFQ4nuUuwNo

>>67664539
>since 2014

>>67664438
>or are all secretly Quebecois
all me

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spotted in:

scotland

arrives at

platform 9 3/4!! haha

I AM THE ONE DON'T WEIGH A TON DON'T NEED A GUN TO GET RESPECT UPON THE STREET UNDER THE SUN THE BASTARD SON WILL POP THE GLOCK TO FEED HIMSELF AND FAMILY

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Get on lads!

>>67664177
Good post

So I had a girls' night out and met a civvy bloke during the course of the night who I found rather desirable. However, the strangest thing happened in that I was suddenly overcome by nerves and doubts about my attractivity. Now, for the most part, escorting has given me an incredible amount of confidence and good dose of self awareness. I know I am pleasant looking.

But I found myself doubting about how pretty I was or how interesting I was or how intelligent I was and I begin to wonder what he saw in me. And I don't comprehend why I felt like that because my rational mind was telling me if that I'm a successful escort, that must mean men find me somewhat hot enough to want to be with me, what more pay. And here I was, getting my panties in a twist wondering if I was good enough for him

>>67664599
ive got contacts who have been here since 2013 and they havent replied telling me who these so called personalities are yet

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>>67664289
Tapeworm is in his gut, but yeah, the book was much better

>>67664271
>>67664550


Right I assume you've all seen it then, or read the book

You know that bit where he has a massive go at the CI for the graffiti calling his colleague a bender in the bathroom? The whole point is that he pretends to give a shit, when he's actually just humiliating him in front of everyone and implying that he actually is a bender.

Now, would you say it has parallels with what Trump is doing at the moment with Pence and his humiliation at the theatre?

Look at the way he says "cameras flashing" and "the theatre should be a safe and special place". It's like he's going out of his way to portray Pence as embarrassed and kind of weak, while also absolving himself by pretending he cares. He even praises Pence at the same time which is exactly what Brucie does to Paul Inglis.

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>>67664539
>calling people tardigrades and amoebas

no that's pawnposting which did NOT get as much time as i think it deserved

runtposting is related but is not the same

which adam sandler fillem should i watch tonight lads

Need story ideas POST HASTE

>>67664589
it's not an appeal to emotion mate
when was the last time someone committed a mass shooting in the uk? was it just before we introduced the extra-restrictive firearm control? wow very coincidental

hmm and when was the last mass shooting in aus? port arthur? just before they introduced the stricter gun controls?
hmmm VERY interesting

I'm the original angry Irish poster.

there's stages to a /brit/ day or even the /brit/ week but I haven't tracked exactly when all these stages occur

there is:
>Anime time
usually a few hours where threads all have Karen or K-On editions and nonces spam anime nonstop, usually just an excuse to post pictures.

>Rorke o'clock
thread goes full /pol/ for a good 400 posts and discussion is mostly complaining about pakis, lefties, and calling people rasheed. This is a prime time to bait for (You)s since rorkes trigger easily

>/metabrit/
weird discussion about the thread or the general itself. usually a time when we reflect on old /brit/ moments or complain about the shitter aspects of /brit/. lots of discussion about personalities here. doesn't happen too often though

>/britfeels/
late night, almost every night. everyone goes depressed and quiet and /r9k/ leaks. though, its honestly comfy at this time for whatever reason. people play games at this hour

>normie central
around 7pm-12am, most prominent on Fridays imo. Lads asking about what to do with girls, chatting about drugs and getting drunk, loads of tinder screenshots

>morning aussie hours
honestly love this time of day, it's just shitposting while I wake up

>Fedora shitposting
usually goes on for some time, sometimes 3/4 of a whole thread. nothing but greentexting and fedoras but a great time time to save reaction images

>>67664521
fuck off you twat

>>67664259
Starving lad

He was only here for a mercifully short time, but his presence was felt.

>>67664274
There once was a little sausage called Baldrick.

http://www.strawpoll.me/11696955

http://www.strawpoll.me/11696955

http://www.strawpoll.me/11696955

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don't see the point in living

>>67664658
Click or Billy Madison

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never met a non-white that was interested in trains

its strictly a hobby meant for autistic anglos, as england was the birthplace of the railway

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>>67664670
>tfw you're too cool to read all that shit

>>67664647
you are a fucking tosser lad

>>67664711
there's something terribly wrong with this train

>>67664647
He's literally fucking Patrick Bateman, he even fucking writes like him with that dig about how its highly overrated.

>>67664641
do miss this one
there was a lot of promising 'micks in the first half of this year that i havent seen in ages

>>67664652
infact i think runtposting is just a daring synthesis of pawnposting and aggression
fuck should have finished my degree in gimmicks

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>>Fedora shitposting
>usually goes on for some time, sometimes 3/4 of a whole thread. nothing but greentexting and fedoras but a great time time to save reaction images

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>a significant portion of /brit/ associates itself with these spackers

where did your life go wrong?

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>weed is degenerate

>>67664711
this train really made me think

>>67664614
Alri' Connor

with all this gimmick discussion i'm a bit saddened that there's no mention of Barratt Newbuild posting

>>67664658

the one wheres he an underdog who gets the girl at the end

>>67664749
me in the middle

>>67664714
foofing at this post

7AM - 11AM: Early morning /brit/. Slow moving, but good quality posting. Mostly normies on their way to work, but they're not teenagers or students so the posting isn't high on gimmickry. Somewhat reminiscent of a metropolitan cafe in the early morning, with working men sharing their plans for the day.

11AM - 3PM: Prime time daytime /brit/, full of sophisticated banter and tasteful slags. Discussions include politics, philosophy, music, art, religion, and disecting the normie lifestyle with rapier wit and insight. JFs minimal, but are generally respectful and good contributors.

3PM - 6PM: Normies gradually return, yanks start to wake up, thread quality undergoes a slow but definite decline. Some of the shitter gimmicks start to make their appearance.

6PM - 2AM: The normies, students and teenagers have returned and are gagging to post their gimmicks. Thread becomes unintelligable, full of gfs, social drug taking, 'going out' and university. JFs and tripfags run wild, taking (You)s at will.

2AM - 5AM: Bizarro JF-/brit/, more Aussies and Yanks than Brits. Aussies do their best to keep the banter going but they soon get closed down by the fatties and their shit gimmicks. Some /brit/ NEETs stay on until the very end but it's very hard to get any good britposting going. Posting is a lot slower than other times of the day.

5AM - 7AM: Unexplored territory, have never experienced this slot first hand but I know that the threads often die during this period.

GOLUPTIOUS GIMMICKS!! GET YOUR FRESHLY ROASTED AND SALTED AND TOASTED GOLUPTIOUS GIMMICKS. STEP RIGHT UP, FOLKS.

>>67664749
extremely intimidated by the plastic toy guns

>>67664614
I WANT ALL THESE HOES TO KNOW
THAT A REAL NIGGA JUST HIT THE DOOR
NO MORE VERSACE GET OFF OF MY CLOTHES

OWE ME SOME MONEY THEN PAY UP PAY UP PAY UP PAY UP LIL NIGGA

fuck off German, can't you see this is a kraut-free zone?

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>>67664760
what about this one?

>>67664785
do you honestly expect that to win "gimmick of the year"?

>>67664669
no i am actually

>>67664785
I posted it in the last thread, pay attention

otomo yoshihide wants some more nigga
if otomo yoshihide dont trust you i gon shoot you

>>67664028
Anyone got the context/source for the OP?

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>>67664736

Trump is Batemans idol in the book

>>67664785
This

Somebody post the Deano life image + copypasta

>>67664817
he's more welcome than you
(unless you are arseposter)

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what did she mean by this

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>>67664719
desu if a non-white is interested in trains, it's likely they're culturally European and have left their barbaric ways behind

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>>67664820
ah yes

>>67664573
not familiar with either of these 2bh

>>67664517
Is it true that yanks call their dollars bucks too?

I thought it was just us.

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/brit/ is at it's best after 1am on weekdays tbqh

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>>67664850

Do NOT support evil american corporations lads

if I see even one of you drinking a coke or eating walkers I'm going to send you to the dungeons

>>67664805
What time the faggots usually on i hate /brit/ otherwise

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>>67664850
poor lad

>>67664805
5AM - 7AM is pretty much the same as 2-5 except some Brits resurface

>>67664850
guy looks like a worm off of worms

>>67664805
Wouldn't include 2am with the normie crowd lad, usually theyre off by then

>>67664805
5AM - 7AM needs updating, it's where there's about two or three britlads posting and aussie banter reaches it's peak for the day and yanks/canadians are at their peak cancerous period. Also around the time Thainonce comes out to have a fiddle.

>>67664841
That's what I mean, like when he refers to him as his idol, I thought it was just inferring that parts of his character were overly narcissistic, but actually Bret Easton Ellis has nailed him, it's literally just Pat Bateman, right down to the only being successful because his dad was.

missed x-factor lads

time to fucking kill myself

>>67664375
>jeezo why don't these commies support my beloved Trump like I do?!?!?!

>>67664850
howling

>>67664881
Got to agree desu
/brit/ is great when the normos fuck off

>>67664881
It's cause I'm here to aide in your real depression hours

Who's your favourite Irish poster?

>>67664850
is that her in his profile pic too?

>>67664850
why would you even say that in the first place? in what universe is she going to say "omg ino haha lets just consummate it right now"

>>67664918
>the late night wall'o'text canadian

>>67664957
>>67664966
snap

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>>67664665
>was it just before we introduced the extra-restrictive firearm control? wow very coincidental

hmmm yes because the handgun ban resulted in an IMMEDIATE drop in gun crime!

violent crime rates (including gun murder) in the US have fallen to HALF what they were in the early 90s while the number of guns, gun owners and states that allow concealed carry have increased

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cairns_child_killings
australian woman killed 8 children (without a gun, if people want to kill people they'll do it whether or not they have a gun)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2014_Sydney_hostage_crisis
3 people shot dead by man with illegal gun in gun-free australia

try again sweetie :)

>>67664852
kawaii train

>posted speed limit on a railway
lol

>>67664957
me

>>67664867
rarely, i think it is mostly the expats.

>>67664841
Honestly having only read american psycho a year ago feels like I'm living in bizarro land. Maybe I actually got in an accident and this is just my drug addled brain conjuring up fantasies.

>>67664957
the angry one can be funny but hes a bit too up himself about how funny he is
cant stand any others

>>67664805
>Aussies do their best to keep the banter going but they soon get closed down by the fatties and their shit gimmicks
it's the other way around

>>67664957
the smart one
or the one who posts rap lyrics

>traveling to learn about what we already know when we even stand still
Is this sentence properly formulated? Some asshole I got on Facebook just posted it and I think it isn't.

>>67664647
>doing now
Trump has been doing this for fucking ever. "The failing New York Times". "Without me, her ratings would be far lower than even yours".

It's a persuasion tactic. It's social proof. He isn't telling you it's overrated. He's telling you that a bunch of other people are calling it overrated. If everyone else thinks it's shite, why don't you? You don't think you're better than everyone else, do you?

>>67664805
>5AM - 7AM: Unexplored territory, have never experienced this slot first hand but I know that the threads often die during this period.
>often die

/brit/ never dies. I'll never let that happen this is prime midday aussieposting time and the normie yanks are falling asleep. It's slow but alive.

>>67664957
I liked that paddy who would hit posters in the temple randomly and kill them in horrifying ways

he only posted for a few hours one day though

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I bought a new bong today.

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>>67664995
it's what we get for having rail infrastructure that's 150 years old

>>67664850
Literally his own fault, set himself up for it

>>67664957
the rap lyric lad

>>67665031
There's a smart one?

>>67664991
wow it's almost as if other factors are also relevant but at the same time, try shooting someone without a gun mate
doesn't work
i've tried it

not looking forward to the so-called "suicide monday" arc of the comedown gimmick

>>67664957
The "my boipucci is leaking" one <3

>>67664598
I accidentally listened to this all the way through. I'm glad I did, it was quite nice. It sounds kinda shoegazey.

fuck off German, can't you see this is a kraut-free zone?

>>67664957
Realdepression hours is a good mick

The drunk angry one is the worst. Accuses every aussie of being gas the taigs lads lad and always tries to make the thread about him.

>>67664919
Trump's dad wasn't the president of the US. The fact that you're actually trying to say that Trump is only successful because of his father, while having demonstrable evidence that the man is a fucking genius when it comes to shit like this, is baffling. You're actually complaining about how successful he is at manipulation and then immediately claiming none of it is his own doing.

>>67665055
would love to whack my bollocks with that

>>67665031
>the smart one
me

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really funny thread

I wish someone would kill my plug

http://www.strawpoll.me/11697019

>>67665036
it is a sentence but it makes no sense

just booked a double room at a hotel do you think they will ask questions when i turn up alone lads

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Is that lad whose gf left him still here?

/BRIT/ IS RUNNING VERY FAST QUICK HIGH SPEEEEEDS

>>67665036
what's spain like

Well it's great to know that I make up about 50% of everyone's favourite Irish posters

I despise all other Irish posters. I really do, I fucking despise them. Every time I go on an angry hard man rant they tell me to stop because I'm embarrassing them. Every time I post my favourite 90s rap they'll cry and go on some /pol/ aspire rant. Then they'll fuck off and post anime or something fucking bent like that.

Only decent one is my fellow Amber leaf smoker and the lad from Derry that likes mcgregor. Rest are literal gay boys.

>>67665123
dint know essex wore glasses

>>67665072
he's more on /epl/ i think
i mean I understand him a bit more than the other posters. he's a cool lad

>>67665140
muy mal

>>67665135
no they'll probably assume you're ordering a prozzie or the other person bailed

have the most unknown and secret gimmick of /brit/

only a few lads are aware of it, and they're all in on how the gimmick works and only post it once every few weeks (usually once a month or so)

it involves no interaction and is so rare that no-one thinks anything of it, they just think of it as another random /brit/ post

it is, dare i say it, a euphoric gimmick

>>67665135
it'll be fine if you just take your daki with you

>>67665106
I'm not saying he isn't skilful and smart, just look at Pat Bateman in the book, he's good at what he does (despite the fact they never seem to be doing any actual work).

The point is, he got the big job because it is his dad's company, exactly the same as Trump who started with a huge loan off his dad and all that help.

cracking open the biere d'or on a sunday night

what am i like haha

>the russians rigged the election to instate a pro-russian candidate
howling at the state of yank democracy lads

>>67665093
Glad you liked it. They are a seriously under-appreciated band.

>>67665160
I would literally bate the ever living Shite out of you. Get dentures.

>>67665160
shut the fuck up you bent cunt

>>67665140
The country is one big British holiday resort.

Sing me a story of the emerald isles

need a scots lass to yell at me for driving too fast

>>67665136
I literally posted that last thread

either you're messing with me or that's a weird coincidence

currently changing the font of my group's powerpoint presentation tomorrow into papyrus lmao can't wait for the dirty glares

>>67665198
You're making the same mistake that everyone else made. You're underestimating Trump. This is part of the reason he's President-elect. It's easier to dismiss him as a lucky man born into success, than admit he's genuinely just successful.

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ah yes

*orders a prozzie off the darknet*
*gets an extremely large amazon parcel a few days later*

>>67664670
all encompassed by a near constant bollockposting
and thank god for that

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The bitter anti-Trump retards always make me smile, they always fall into one of a few tired and debunked arguments which displays their blatant misunderstanding of simple finance

I guess if I'd been telling myself and others someone has no chance of winning the presidency for two years and then he does, I'd try to feel better about my cluelessness and deflect too? dunno lol never been in that position

>>67664665
Bullshit mass shootings (excluding IRA attacks on military bunkers which stopped for a reason you cannot pin on gun control) have stayed absolutely the same rate (once a decade give or take 2 years) on average through all the gun bans.

In fact is you take into account that double murder suicide in Spalding this year the rate has increased. Though that was more of a targeted approach.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ac_wtXvCXvQ choon

>hmm yes i will vote for donald putin
hahaha how are dumb yanks so dumb

>>67665232
>>67665234
Look there's two gimps there now. Bet one of you posts anime and the other one posts about his dog or something bland like that. No personality. No gimmicks. Nothing. Pathetic wastrels.

Riding the coat tails of both my gimmicks too. I shan't give you a second of my wrath.

>>67665209
>the key states Trump won use electronic voting and contradicted their exit polls

Ahh yes, VERY impressive

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My favourite moment of the year was our late night autistic war against the janitor where we filled all of /int/ with /brit/ threads and had active bump contributers to make sure the threads didn't fall off page 10

>>67665132
So it's grammatically incorrect?
>>67665140
Shit desu

>>67665249
>yae cannae driv tha fist yae wee kant

Disgusting why would you want that

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>>67665057
Didn't realise how much diesel rolling stock there is in the UK.

>>67665273
It's like you're retarded (or haven't read the book), I'm not saying he isn't smart or successful, I'm saying that he's a narcissist full of hubris and he owed a lot to his dad getting there, something which he only fleetingly references, but at great anguish to him.

Fuck off if you haven't read it.

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>>67665284

>>67665057
dawlish mentioned

I don't pay enough attention to these threads to be able to pick particular posters out 2bh, unless its a very specific gimmick

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>>67665311

my mental health is in an absolute decline lads haha

caught my girlfriend lying about how many dates she had with some lad and I told her to fuck off out of her own flat and threw a desk chair at her

reckon I'll end up killing someone soon not even trying to sound edgy or hard about it

>>67665332
only diesel that gets rolled is when my plug comes thru with the loud tbhhhh senpai

had no idea when I first posted on /brit/ that I would spend all this time here
mental

>>67665284
>14 people like this

>>67665312
About 4 of those threads are mine. I remember that.

It's quite good this goth shit desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONjesT18bVQ

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>I'm a British trump supporter

got poo in my bum

>>67665353
fuck me he look's like squidward's house

>>67665312
I'm like 90% of the Australian made threads aha

Good times

>>67665328

into sassy girls lad

it's the thinking mans fetish

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truuuu

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>>67665160
You make me want to get reddit flags so people no I'm not you ya cunt

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Just ordered this book by Alistair Campbell lads, reckon it's any good?

>>67665347
>I'M NOT UNDERESTIMATING HIM
>I'M JUST SAYING HE'S FULL OF HUBRIS AND ONLY SUCCESSFUL THANKS TO HIS FATHER
Hey, thanks for continuing to embarrass yourself. Appreciate it.

For the record, the book is shit.

>>67665309
Lad I'm one of the oldest posters on /int/ and /brit/ you copied my angry Irishman gimmick and you're a little knacker who posts his gay rap lyrics that get zero (you)'s.

>>67665388
I feel the same mate

I got rejected from a job and put a fist through my bedroom door

genuinely had no control, I just lost it

what's the percentage covering of poo around your batty right now lads?

>>67665312
have participated in 2 of these
feels VERY powerful

>>67665388
bit scared of this post

>>67665258
Are you the lad?

>>67665055
why have you got an ice scraper on the table?

>biere d'or

grim

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>>67665411
rood

>>67665424
Are you spelling like a scot on purpose or are you just trying to sound like a working class gentleman who doesn't fondle his innards over anime? Shirt lifting gayboy

>>67665468
yes

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>>67665332
I can't find a more recent statistic, but 40% of lines are electrified, and 60% of all passenger services are formed by electric rolling stock

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me

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>I'm British, my favourite time of day is when mummy comes home with the shopping and I'm FIERCELY anti-Trump

>>67665430
>capitalising his post to make it sound like he's getting mad
you're a pleb lad, donald trump is the russian candidate and it will be a laugh watching him fail to live up to his promises

>>67665430
>People can't be both smart and successful and have benefitted from an extremely privileged background

Imagine being unable to comprehend something so simple.

>>67665388
FONT

plotting a poo, lads, ngl

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NOT GOING TO WORK TOMORROW YOU CANT MAKE ME REEEEEEEE

need to read some max stirner

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>>67665411
Excuse me anon you are invading my safe space please remove this comment or I will report you to the police under the Snoopers Charter

>>67665332
You'll be even more shocked to learn that the only underground system in the UK is in London.

Edinburgh has a token one but if you google the platforms you will see that it is just an overly elaborate suicide machine.

>>67665428
I feel like if you've bought that book, you're a loser and you've already failed

intensely sceptical about any book with that sort of title honestly

>>67665469
Brought in after I got back from the head shop.

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Been having really fucking bad dreams lately

They always involve me losing some sensation, like sight, or the ability to move.

Often involve rape or being slowly tortured, usually by members of my own family.

Had one every night for a week without fail, dreading sleep now. Haven't had dreams for years and now this.

>>67665536
the absolute state of that nose

the only real forms of privilege are those of wealth and class desu

>>67665312
OP of one of these

>>67665539
umm liverpool

>>67665499
But he is mad. Notice the sharp uptake in swear words and insults?

>TRUMP IS RUSSIAN AND LITERALLY HITLER
Ah, you're one of those.

>>67665501
>Continues to do exactly what I said he's been doing this whole time while lacking the self-awareness to realise he's proving me right with every post
Imagine being unable to comprehend something so simple.

>>67665479
If his nose was smaller he'd be pretty cute

>>67665541
I'm normally against self help books because they probably just say 'do better and be brave lol' but the reviews seem ridiculously positive and I do quite like Alistair

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>>67665568
>the only real forms of privilege are those of wealth and class desu

>>67665483
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbxxkwBQk_o

Listen to this

>>67665501
just sounds like you're really jealous and bitter and trying to belittle him to make up your own inadequacies? It's alright though we can't all be billionaire businessmen with supermodel wives and president of the United States. I'm sure you've had a few successes in your life too

>>67665501
>People can't be both smart and successful and have benefitted from an extremely privileged background

But that's wrong. Trump is smart, successful and benefited from an EXTREMELY privileged background.

>>67665561
I keep having dreams and even weird intrusive thoughts during the day where I smash my teeth to fuck.

Like tripping over and they smash on the pavement or stairs.

>>67665444
yeah I know what you mean lad

genuinely finding myself getting mad at work, constantly get tempted to just smack my girlfriend and I keep doing weird, odd shit haha seems like I'm losing all control of myself

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUgmc7kKqOI

creasing at these runts

>>67665456
edit: participated in 2 separate "fill the catalogue with /brit/ threads" campaigns, not 2 threads pictured
dont even remember the one pictured, made 5 maisie/kev threads in each of mine
is that alright?

where man go gang go

>>67665525
but how else will your boss mr. noseberg be able to afford that new boat for this summer?

come on wagey, hit the hay so you can get up bright and early for work tomorrow!

>>67665593
didn't say he was literally hitler did i? don't make assumptions lad :) he's just the pro-russian candidate

>>67665391
It's not too surprising for a Frenchie to bask in the eternal glow of his superiors.

>>67665316
"traveling to learn about what we already know" makes sense and is grammatically correct
"when we even stand still" does not make sense but is grammatically correct

"traveling to learn about what we already know when we can't even stand still" makes more sense but it sounds very fedora

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>>67665561
>been waking up every night terrified and sweating and I don't know why

What the fuck lads

https://www.fb.com/alternativenewsnetwork.SR/videos/1888484881384383/

really makes you think