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>fast food

bloody racists

shit thread so far

California is objectively the best state

Trying to deny it is just edgy contrarianism 2bh

When's WW3 happening lads?

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i want to cummy in mummy misato

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Imagine listening to grime
Lol

hate it when JFs says "banlieue"
they make it sound like an evil word

might have to merk myself for being such a runt lads x

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pale scottish goddess

you are not mandem you are not gang

Business idea: Cod war 4 when Britain is busy with WW3

>>67661137
>wanting to live in a desert filled with twats

>>67661153
French are special in not allowing their riff raff to live in the city centre.

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Why are people so happy to spend so much on so little?

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>California is objectively the best state
>Trying to deny it is just edgy contrarianism 2bh

>>67661137
Lefty numale betaboy

>drinking coke

ah yes, I too enjoy a tall cold glass of liquid sugar

can only wager that your pineal gland is raisin-esque

>>67661175
>iceland
wheres that lmao

>>67660618
if you can find something you love and sink all your energy into doing it, it's a great way to live
but that's a big "if" for most people

>>67661139
We avoided it by now for not putting Shillary in the white house

Trump will build up good ties with russia over the next 4 years so we will be ok for 20-40 years

howdy dudes my names barack hussein obama and im taking a shit *shits my nappy* *highest rated show on american television*

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>>67661157
I usually have two bottles in the fridge but I was out last night and asleep all today so didn't get a chance to buy more

>>67661188
do we have a choice?

>just emigrate lmao xD

>>67661137
you misspelt Texas hun xx

>>67661175
The yanks used the French as a cover for the revolution, its a sound strategy to use against perfidious albion.

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>>67661073
Nth for glorious Scotland eternal.

I remember how I went up Schiehallion two years ago. It was glorious and a feel you little beady bed-wetters will never understand: heritage, tradition, honour, pride.

How does it feel to have your race destroyed by the two greatest Scottish politicians of all time - Blair and Brown. Only then to be saved by Cameron (a Scot!).

Truly a pathetic little brown race. Thanks for your women who so willingly throw themselves at my big Scottish cock whenever I'm down winning business over my weak anglo "competitors".

Pussy boys/. We own you.

You ought to be paying us more for having the privilege of our rule.

We're stronger, cleverer, faster, more traditional. Blonder, lighter-skinned, and have lighter eyes.

Whenever I'm in your shithole I'm a God among little brown haired brown eyed omega cunts who literally cower in my presence upon seeing me and hearing my accent.

>>67661214
Somewhere in the North Sea

I should pay a dominatrix to destroy my bollocks

>>67661201
Wind you fucking neck in

I only drink coke zero

>>67661254
abstain

>>67661221
shit

was hoping to sit through the nuclear apocalypse while cuddling and making out with the nihilist gf

>A gamergate (/ˈɡæmərˌɡeJt/) is a mated worker ant that is able to reproduce sexually, i.e. lay fertilized eggs that will develop as females.

/v/ runts btfo. Literal insects

>>67661161
I made this post 7 hours ago haha

might actually emigrate from the UK

>>67661159
>scottish
>goddess
pick one and only one

>>67661184
literally no problem with that

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r8 my supper lads

>>67661254
>Russian Federation
wheres that lmao

>>67661183
>only southern california exists

mong

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>Why yes, I do consider myself above drinking a cold refreshing Coke

>>67661327
Pastry in a chipcake

>>67661201
It tastes nice, fuck off

>>67661313
where to though?

>>67661301
>able to reproduce
err lol

>>67661275
coke zero is loaded with aspartame which is way worse than sugar you turborunt

>>67661254
(You)

>>67661326
There isn't but that's why "banlieue" becomes a dirty word in France as "inner-city" becomes a dirty phrase in North America

http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/young-people-england-have-lowest-literacy-levels-developed-world-says-oecd-1540711

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>Why yes, I do consider myself above enjoying a succulent Chinese meal

>/tv/ mods delete a husbando thread.
Umm sweety.

>>67661364
dunno anywhere
might move to canada and kill the gf's family

>>67661377
inner city being negative is so stupid given how all the urban poverty has been squeezed out to the suburbs these days

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>why yes I do voluntarily drink fizzy pop that poisons my insides

>>67661391
can't be reading this

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>>67661370
>tastes like shit
>is worse for you than the delicious original

>>67661370
what?

sugar's terrible for you
aspartame is fine

Anyone save the pomade recs from the other thread?

https://youtu.be/MOYoou3genk
ah yes

>>67661430
You really love to talk out of our ass don't you? If urban poverty has been squeezed out to the suburbs than explain southside chicago and south-central LA

>>67661449
Good post

>>67661214
in the town centre m8

their cod's alright but can't beat the fresh stuff

>>67661370
there is NO EVIDENCE that aspartame is bad for you

they have done multiple scientific tests

some people are allergic to it but it's otherwise fine

>>67661431
anyone got the 'dora where he puts on some fingerless gloves and unsheathes his katana before leaving the house?

>>67661377
yes see I don't see the problem with the so-called banlieues
I don't think the link between the people living in those endz and the rest of the country is really broken. Honestly I associate more to a swarthy bloke living in Sevran than some inbred fuck from Dunkerque

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>willing ingesting obscene amounts of sugar and aspartame to appease your taste buds for 2 seconds

really like when girls dress in nothing but a pair of jeans

reckon it might be my fetish 2bh

>>67661429
>might move to canada and kill the gf's family
I'm missing a gimmick here

>>67661472
Shall not be watching this ignorant tripe

>>67661488
Other than the fact it gives you tits like a 40 year old woman

>>67661304
i was handcuffed to a radiator in a crackden 7 hours ago

>>67661370
>aspartame which is way worse than sugar you turborunt
citation needed. and don't link me to some 250th ranked journal paper that was founded in 2013.

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>iceland doesn't know about iceland

I really fucked up lads.

Should have done what my dad told me

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>>67661327
>barm

>>67661517
no gimmick

having steak and sausages for dindins

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>>67661458
>aspartame is fine

please tell me you are joking

is the aspartame lobby paid to shill on /brit/?

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>Why yes, I only drink the finest distilled sweat from john goodman's bollocks

>>67661473
Both of those are suburbs

>>67661536
iceland is great 2bh

british and cheap

>>67661515
i am a long frocks kinda guy. love to get inside them and smell their knickers ngl

>>67661568
kek

redpill me on:
·Stephen Bannon
·Breitbart
·The Alt Right

>>67661555
stop believing mainstream media lies you cuck

>>67661536
Can't wait for them to change their name

If you were forced to emigrate elsewhere, right now, with your current resources etc (assuming it's all pretty liquid) where would you choose? I'd probably pick Canada desu, I prefer the cold and I reckon I could learn to live with a nutty left wing govt

>i drink colourless liquid shat from the sky and collected from dirty mountain pools where goats piss

>>67661597
>who
>fake news for people in denial
>people in denial

http://www.esquire.co.uk/life/a11637/jon-hamm-penis/

>>67661597
THE MAINSTEEAM MEEEEEDIUUUHH

>>67661621
>where would you choose?
up my own arse x

>>67661621
Finnland

>>67661621
fuck off nobhead

>>67661493
you dont identify with the inbred fuck from normandie because parisians are elistist as fuck and think they're better than every other kind of french person

breton is best place in france btw

poo
wank

>Drinking fizzy drinks

Honestly remember when I used to be a runt and drank fizzy drinks.

Shaking my fucking head.

It's like the time before I stopped playing computer games, didn't read, didn't moisturise and shampooed my hair every day and didn't wear a watch.

Dark days senpai dark days.

>>67661542
happy slaying then

>>67661621
yeah canada aha

>>67661621
prague

>>67661597
?Moses
>The Bible
>The chosen people

>>67661073
I need to listen to 1xtra again
I fall out of the loop with grime so easily

>>67661555
link me 15 reputable studies that say that it's dangerous or fuck off

>>67661232
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1AXKp9Q8T4k

>>67661621
If any brit answers anything other than Canada, Australia or New Zealand they're probably not white

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>why yes I do indeed ingest a colourless liquid that tastes of nothing and falls from the sky quite frequently

>>67661621
If I could pick anywhere with 100% guarantee I'd make it?

Either to Barbados or America

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>The monkey pulled off one of the girls' head scarf, leading men from the Awlad Suleiman tribe to retaliate by killing three people from the Gaddadfa tribe as well as the monkey, according to a resident who spoke to Reuters.

>"There was an escalation on the second and third days with the use of tanks, mortars and other heavy weapons," the resident told Reuters by telephone

http://www.reuters.com/article/us-libya-security-sabha-idUSKBN13F0PD

>The Arabs

>>67661524
I was wondering who that was

>>67661621
Canada because I know people there.

>>67661621
denmark because tfw gf

>>67661675
Alps, pays basque, bretagne and vendée are the best places
rest can go straight in the trash

>>67661751
Arabs are animals that need to be controlled. They're incompatible with liberal democracies.

Gaddafi would have prevented this.

>>67661685
>hair is medium length
>wax isn't enough to keep it in place
>have to use hairspray
>have to wash it out with shampoo

in a real predicament here

>>67661188
>3 bed detached for £190,995

looked at a proper shithole of a 2 bed flat they were asking £220,000 for yesterday
love the property ladder

>>67661751
Average day in Hartlepool 2bh

>>67661783
danish gf?

>>67661693
dont fancy continuing this what with that new law erm it was a gimmick actually haha im just a bit miffed shes gone and broken up with me but there will be no murder or bodily harm of any kind involved in my revenge

>>67661751
such a beautiful culture

>>67661751
this is how world war iii begins

>>67661818
yeah it was in denmark

>>67661808
>Gaddafi would have prevented this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ls1VCPoN9GI

does that bodybuilding forum actually have anything to do with bodybuilding

>>67661809
how about you get a haircut ya fucking bumboy

>>67661751
islam again

>>67661783
>>67661834
FONT

>>67661806
>pays basque
not even france
>alps
ye they're beautiful

>>67661837
>that bodybuilding forum

You mean the one funded by the KKK?

>>67661818
yeh

>>67661725
chest hurts from howling

>>67661751
Send them all to Europe
That ought to correct their behaviour and turn them into model citisens

>>67661840
because my hair looks steezy as is

>>67661188
what city/town is this?

fucking hell that is depressing

>>67661809
start /nopoo/
and then tell me how it goes because like fuck am I going to stop washing my hair on a whim

>>67661725
squealing

>>67661068
Hi

>>67661869
>tfw you'll never own an estate at the foot of the alps

just had some sweet and sour chicken balls with large egg fried rice

full now

on my 6th day of /nopoo/ lads

>>67661872
i dunno is it?

>>67661956
full of shite?

http://www.strawpoll.me/11696504

http://www.strawpoll.me/11696504

http://www.strawpoll.me/11696504

IMPORTANT POLL LADS

YOUR MUM WILL DIE IN HER SLEEP IF YOU DON'T VOTE

>>67661960
If it's the one funded by the KKK, then yeah

>>67661956
post empty styrofoam container

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>>67661869
>not even france
what are you on??? the pays basque is part french

>>67661943
family house right near the annecy lake
cool summer place

>>67661958
can't be good for you that

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>>67661932
It was a joke

dunno how a human can survive without pooing for so long
do you just drink water?

*starts crying*

>>67661188
>
the 2 with garages are fine 2bh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEQ0l_m3Xm0


post early noughties bangers

>>67661986
mainstream media

willys hard, time to give the arsehole a finger as well

>>67661984
clearly meant for >>67661958

desu

if the UK is apparently so depressing

why do we have a lower suicide rate than:
>Russia
>USA
>All of Scandinavia
>All of the Balkans and Baltics
>India
>Eastern Europe
>Ireland
>Germany and France
>Australia and New Zealand

Don't get me wrong it's grey and dull here, but if it was such a shithole compared to anywhere else why does nobody kill themselves?

>>67661188
bottom left isn't even a fucking house. its clearly a prefab

muslamic rape gangs takin over are country

>>67661582
>>67661609
>>67661615
>>67661640
>>67661673
>>67661681
>>67661695
Where were you when 7 anons spelt out belarus?

>cut down on masturbation
>dick length increases by several inches
>libido increases
>feel less depressed
>anxiety goes away
>hair stops being as thin

wow

funny to think that all of my teenage issues would go away by simply not masturbating every day

haha

I created the first ever /brit/ general

AMA

>>67661915
used to do nopoo and it was okay, but that was when I was a student and not arsed, hair looked fine but need wax now

>>67662002
Lucky bitch.

>>67662091
are you a virgin?

>>67661986
where's the option for neither?

>>67662121
He already said

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>>67662004
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

Is that photoshop or something? what the actual fuck tim?

>>67662001
doxxable info tbqh

>>67662161
it's bio-oil

wyd

im not a "mong".... but i do rip "bong"

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>>67662161
it's bio oil

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>>67662161
He always looks like that

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>>67661751
This shit happens all the time.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/feb/18/monkey-paraiba-brazil-bar-drinks-rum-takes-knife

>>67661986
I don't believe in anybody but God

>>67662186
political compass memes have gone too far

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvH9Ccqk5qc

just get me back to anywhere pre-2007

>>67662181
>>67662195
link to video or whatever?

>>67662199
shut up iceland, Tim is pretty. Tim is handsome.

Got called racist in greggs earlier lads

polite reminder that depression is a meme "disorder"

If you stop staying inside all day and get a job, maybe you'll actually be happy

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Really enjoyed their first album anyone know when the second is coming out

ah yes....scotland....

time to try some world famous scottish culture

*injects heroin*

ah....very impressive....

Daily reminder that I will be creating the strawpoll for Brit Gimmick of the Year 2016 on the 10th December for 5 days of voting with the results being announced on the 15th.

Please submit your nominations here

>>67662249
Salutations Reddit!

got called a pinga in an abandoned warehouse last night lads

got called Greg at a Britain First rally earlier lads

>>67662259
>Was happy
>Got a job
>Want to kill myself

Ah yes very impressive.

>>67662259
nope tried that

made it worse if anything

>>67662284
I nominate the American who posts his arse

>>67662259
fuck off

Why has "hideously white" become an acceptable phrase to use?

>4'6
>Shit like a built brickhouse

If every single one of us was put into a steel cage I would generally be the last one standing. I could HEEM the fucking lot of you.

I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I just don't know

>>67662266
look like the most numale cucks ever

>>67662288
>Salutations
only reddit would say this

>>67662292
sounds like you had a wild night

ah yes you hold doors open, the pinnacle of being a gentleman

>>67662284
"ah yes" posting

feel like it truly came to its own this year rather than last year

>>67662266
Dunno m8 but I can't wait to hear it

Their first album made a real big splash in the industry

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>Yanks

>>67662284
If it's not

>Ah yes, very impressive

I'm not fucking interested, literally every cunt says that here I'm sick of it

>>67662284
me (190cm master race)

doubtful of keeping my title tbf tho

>>67662284
trainlad(s)

>>67662259
i was happier when NEET

Trump was doing 22 hour days at the end of his campaign, at age 70

I am 25 and perpetually exhausted from working in an office 37.5hrs a week

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*scottishness intensifies*

>>67662284
*nominates actionposting*

@67662266
>check out my edgy recycled gimmick

>>67662382
t. person who doesn't watch the show

>>67662369
>>67662370
>>67662383
ah yes

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>2.5 million men in the UK 'have no close friends'

>>67662284
Pomade Recs

Too Intelligent For X

Trainposting

Lads I seriously think I'm going mad. Every time I go into my kitchen I think about killing the Jews. I don't know how it started but my kitchen just triggers these thoughts now, it's associated with them. Like I might go in to make a cup of tea with no thoughts of genocide in my innocent head but then I catch myself sunging a little song as it might be (to the tune of "here we go") "Kill the JEWS, kill the JEWS, kill the JEEEEWWs, kill the Jews, kill the Jews, kill the Joooo-hooos". I have no idea how this started but it's specifically in the context of my kitchen. I am a kitchen anti-semite only. What can I do?

>>67662284
time to decide which one of my gimmicks is superior?

btw I created all the gimmicks I am basically the so called puppet master of /brit/

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>>67662366
this guy was unironically there and off his nut

>>67662305
>>67662312
>>67662341
>waa waa waa I'm so sad :(
a lot of people have it much worse than you

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merry christmas lads

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Fast food misaligns the chakras

>>67662284
that yank lad who posts
>the smeg me arse gimmicks
>GOLUPTIOUS gimmick
>it's time, lads gimmick
>opens thread in incognito mode gimmick
>smoke me a kipper gimmick

yeah, he is pretty good

>>67662456
fuck off

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>>67662438

>>67662438
>no close friends
>posts two men hugging

no makes sense

The only redeeming thing about Aussies is that they're not pakis.

Prove me wrong.

>>67662284
pooey lynx lad

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>>67662420
You're such a weak and pathetic leaderless race.

Your weakness and tolerance is the mockery of the world.

Pic related.

It's the half-Scottish so-called God Emperor that you all worship!

You lot make me laugh.

You're pathetic and I can't wait until you're all little brown angry men, nursing your inferiority complexes and scapegoating all your own shortcomings on the beautiful north.

I love this country, and I would die killing as many Mulatto English as possible.

Which is exactly why Scottish culture has been preserved for millennia!

You could have learned a thing or two, southern Brits, but it's too late now!

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>>67662438
It is what i is.

Yesterday was International Men's Day, did you do anything to better your situation?

>>67662359
Yeah theyre all moist as fuck

mum likes boards of canada
not a fan

>>67662482
all your "gimmicks" are utterly dreadful and im sick in my mouth when i see any post from your mongoloid flag

>>67662382
4chan has memed its way into pop culture. Fucking classic.

>>67662482
Goluptious of course
*Surreptitiously opens google*

>>67662521
you're wrong and your mum has good taste

>>67662284
Bollock posting has to be a top 3

Also commifus

>>67662456
there's literally only one person on earth that no one has it worse than you utter mong

i f you dared utter such a pig-thick statement in front of me I'd cleave your runt head in two with my bare hands

>>67662284
howling
screeching
shrieking
ROARING

and all derivatives

>FUCK OFF >:(
>look what you've done now!
>you've made me so unhappy that I'm going to cut myself on the most visible part of my body!

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>mongoloid flag

>>67662449
lad...
http://desuarchive.org/int/thread/67639842/#q67640968

cut down on the salt, la

>>67662284
>no commie slag posting

>>67662569
i agree that they're good, it's just not my cup of tea
not a fan of IDM really

need a fertile irish lass

i think sam hyde is fucked in the head desu

>>67662499
the green ones a frog mate

>>67662284
Yank politics posting

>>67662284
Bollocks posting

>>67662284
The I've found god and becoming a priest gimmick

>>67662510
>Scottish culture

https://youtu.be/rcqzrNOG2TA

>all these runts suggesting their shite gimmicks

aaah yes

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>>67662382

>>67662574

this along with third eye/ pineal gland gimick

>>67662684
all gimmicks are shite by nature that's why they're gimmicks

>>67662631
w-what?!

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>>67662284

>>67662284
plymouth is actually an alright place

>>67662284
Brexit Debating

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>>67662680
>English culture

>>67662716
Story behind this? Never seen anything than this actual post.

>>67662699
what show is this

>>67662284
cheated on the gf again lads
Titchmarsh at 22:04 posting

>tfw no Corrine gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjOhZZyn30k

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>>67662284
PJW posting

>>67662664
thourght that said shit for a second L O L!

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>oneitis uploads hot photos to the 'book
>rush home to do a wank
>open up page
>actually not the oneitis
>mfw

>>67662284
Deano

>>67662699
mewling

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>>67662782
but it does

>>67662782
it does

>>67662752
some French movie

>>67662284
Icelads

>>67662737
>English culture
>London

this is why no one in the entire world outside of Scuckland could ever like that shithole

>>67662778
THE MAIN STREAM MEDIEUR

dog
snapped neck
wheelie bin

you fill in the blanks

tru shit for real NEETs

https://youtu.be/GygEAcFFMVs

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don't use bio oil lads

Poleaboo/Ribena/Amer Hussain was /brit/'s Personality of the Year winner for 2015.

For 2016, I nominate the Mexibro.

>>67662284
What's that meme about an Arcade? What was the name of the Arcade again?

>>67662284
Barratt new builds/deano

https://twitter.com/richardpbacon/status/793453264138280960?lang=en-gb

>>67662833
I like you

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>>67662699
What's going on here

>>67662849
Grimsby Arcade

>>67662845
memes aside, mexicANO is fucking funny for some reason

absolutely squeaking at this post

>tfw bit feminine looking for a man
>when i had a bit longer hair mates used to joke telling me i looked like a lesbian
reckon i could have made a good trap if i went that route early enough

>>67662845
No I deserve it

>>67662814
come on mate, I want to know too

>>67662831
dog fucked me up the arse then snapped my neck and dumped my runt body in a wheelie bin?

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>>67662614
>sonic complexity?
>field recordings?
>revolutionary analogue sound?

BAH, give me a good metro boomin beat produced on FL studio any day of week good sir!

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>>67662284
timothyjamesbyrneposting

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>>67662823
>Scuckland
Whatever, halfbreed

>>67662750
I always explain it when I post it

so some twat must have stolen it and tried to turn it into his gimmick

gf dumped me 3 days before my birthday because i'm a boring cunt
at the same time i realised i lost all of my friends
still not over it

Important poll

http://www.strawpoll.me/11509335
http://www.strawpoll.me/11509335
http://www.strawpoll.me/11509335
http://www.strawpoll.me/11509335
http://www.strawpoll.me/11509335

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>replying to non-anglo jfs other than krautlad, icelandlad and caralad

oh all the smelly little neeks come out now with their neo-gimmicks trying to curry favour with the reddit poll man
wont work on me sunshine im-- *notices nobodys listening to me* florence, florence *stamps foot* FLORENCE you silly girl my microphone is--its not--its fucked florence *she prances over and checks the wiring* ahhh *tries to keep the audience entertained with a little impromptu dance routine but theyre not having it* err ummm uhhh ahhhh *wipes sweat from brow; a ray of sunlight is beaming down from the skylight and giving me a searing headache* goodness its hot today isnt it? *nobody can hear me* GOODNESS ITS HOT TODAY ISN-- *breaks down in a coughing fit* *coughs so dramatically im curled up in a ball while still standing on one leg with the other leg up in the air coughing into my shoulders* *finally topples and crashes into the frontmost tables in the audience* *all the fat sweaty yank nobs get sent flying* *audience cheers wildly* haha thank you thank y-- *slams headfirst into the next table and breaks my neck* ohhh poo *twitches all over the shop foaming at the mouth choking on my own spit* *florence scoops me up and carries me off like a football under her pristinely shaven armpit*

snowing here lads

quite nice

>tfw a family member buys a new build for 200k when they could have bought old stock for 90k

>>67662918
FONT

>>67662897
no i'd rather have some pierre boulez or sachiko m

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>>67662918
>had a gf
>still being a miserable cunt

You have NO fucking right

>>67662897
You are a nonce and when you finally get locked up for it, even the junkies theives and scum of this nation will hate you so much that you will be beaten by them daily.

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>>67662954
wow, same

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>>67662845
http://www.strawpoll.me/6413126/r

WRONG

>>67662950
Shut the fuck up Josie you ADHD ridden bint before I hit you a fucking slap

Annoying bitch

>>67662933
I swear to fucking god if I ever meet you in real life, I'm going to fucking smash your jaw with a sledgehammer

>>67662284
M E N T I O N E D

and Londonposting

>>67662897
>Implying a FL producer can make a decent track

>>67662845
Caralad hands down

>>67662915
>breed

are you seriously THAT divisive that you would discriminate humans against each other? racist xenophobic bigot

>>67662982
you a virgin mate? having a gf doesn't automatically make you happy

hope I get nominated for personality of the year xx

What th fuck is this shite on the catalog with 4chan X now?

>Lib Dems voted against spying bill
explain why they're not based lads?

>5 of my gimmicks up for gimmick of the year

ta lads

>>67663012
Rasheed

>>67662599
me phone posting

>>67663000


Fucking mega comfy.

Literally cannot fucking wait for Christmas this year for some reason, it's gonna be so fuckign comfy, I really hope it snows.


>Tfw got a nice cosy room with a heated blanket.

Gonna be based

>>67662982
currently have a gf
have has multiple gfs in the past
it actually doesn't help

>>67662284
FOY

>>67663025
I didn't say it does.

But having had one makes you ten times as likely to get one which might make you happy.

>>67663025
FONT

>>67662948
Reminded that Iceland is Anglo

>>67663005
>having this link saved

creasing
absolute state of you

>>67663005
>PHP/42k salary
forgot about that one hehe