/brit/

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>>67658508
>opens thread in an incognito window

>>67658552
hacker?

watching a new episode of Designated Survivor lads

has potential but i'm not quite sure about it yet

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NEVER TRUST THE WELSH FOR THEY BETRAYED OUR RIGHTFUL KING RICHARD III TO FURTHER THEIR OWN TWISTED GOALS

NEVER FORGET

poo poo poo
wee wee wee
boo boo boo
me me me

>>67658603
Tesco Value 24

But not bad by any means.

>>67658568
yes, I was the one who originally pointed out it wasn't sweat

he never actually said that quote I don't think

doing an ASMR listen.

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>>67658508
>mfw we literally created israel

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ah yes

the battle of the sexes

>>67658508
post fucking machines

>>67658624
it's got the asian qt from Die Hard 4 as well

P O M A D E
==========
R E C S
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>Oil based
Reuzel Green
Goon Grease
Nostalgic Handmade
Daimon Barber #2

>Water Based
Anchor's Teddy Boy Original
Daimon Barber #1
Shear Revival Crystal Lake

The bucket of water I've got my feet in has gone cold

>>67658650
feels good man

>>67658665
me top left =]

i am in loco parentis
i am the last remaining contestant on the apprentice
i am the home trained dentist
a yai ya yai ya yai ya yai ya yai ya yai ya

>>67658650
:^)

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Decided I'm going to check out the anime club lads.

>>67658697

do a lube rec list and I might be interested

>>67658665
>female
<3

>male
fuck

>>67658665
desu the video game shit isn't much better

>gf gas had pretty bad dandruff for the past 3 weeks
>she was cooking earlier
>saw big flakes coming off and dropping into the food and all over the work surface
>she had a really cute smile on her face when we were eating and i hate to just grit my teeth and eat it

how can i bring it up with her? i really don't want to hurt her feelings

Oh great, can hear drunken normies outside because they have to let everyone know how they can't really handle their alcohol .

>>67658729
GO GET YOUR FUCKING SHINEBOX

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Brings back old memories

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cR9wuZDQzRo

>>67658627
He did mate, I can't remember which video it was, but it was one of his short 1 minute long ones

I'd look for it so I could post it, but that'd mean i'd have to watch through a bunch of his videos and i'm not sure my pineal gland could handle that much of Tim.

>>67658766

don't clean your bellend for a few days and ask her for a bj

Halls, soothers or tunes?

>>67658766
FONT

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me at the barbers

>>67658766
touch her hairs for a bit then once you get something on your hands ask her what is that

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university of leicester

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>>67658798
why are Europeans so weird

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feeling really refreshed from my 2 days off to start work again tomorrow

>>67658766
Slip some Head and Shoulders in to her morning coffee.

>>76465402 (OP)
Am I the only one willing to admit I'm jealous of Casey Neistat and other Youtubers like him?

I genuinely wish I jumped on the train years ago. It's literally

>vlog about your day
>Gain followers
>blog about your day
>gain more followers
>gain revenue from views
>use revenue to do more stuff to vlog about
>gain even more followers
>gain so many followers that companies send you free shit
>vlog about the free shit you gained
>gain even more followers because of the cool free shit you got
>gain so many followers and free shit you can just do everything for free and continue the revenue and free shit from companies

It's a self perpetuating cycle of stuff from nothing. The way Youtube is set up now means that if you didn't jump on the train years ago, it's VERY hard to just decide to be a successful Youtuber now.

I AM fucking jealous

>>67658850
spot on

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might end myself

>>67658912
not
a
word

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>>67658876
really excited to go to uni here and live in this beautiful building <3

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>>67658895
>tfw have tomorrow and the day after off
>work today in 30 minutes

>>67658938
is that the brick shithouse i've been hearing so much of?

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>When you make a pretty normie post but Cornwall doesn't notice it and you don't get FONTed

>>67658850

barber: What do you want senpai?

you: you know the xenomorph in alien?

barber: say no more

>>67658951
looks comfy actually

>>67658938
it doesn't look that bad

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>>67658895

barber: what are you looking for
me: a big fat poo
barber: say no more mate
*a picture of me with hair looking like a poo*

>>67658962
I SEE A NIPPLE IN THAT PICTURE

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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I'm here for the reparations

think my housemate has stolen my post

just pissed in my housemate's ribena then stole his post

>>67659048
is he going round FONTing people

think my housemate has stolen my post

think my threadmate has stolen my post

Last time I posted a picture of myself after the barbers you all laughed and called me Crimson chin

>>67659041
Palestine is not a country.

It is a state of mind.

>>67659041
Thoughts on Yasser Arafat?

>>67658961
kek

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thoughts on this?

@67659066
@67659074
@67659077
considering all these posts as (You)s to my personal account

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>>67658938
Used to live in Bury
Utter shithole

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>>67659041
Get in line and wait your fucking turn

>>67659086
great banter

>>67659102
would impregnate with my white seed

Hypersensitivity to rejection/criticism

Self-imposed social isolation

Extreme shyness or anxiety in social situations, though the person feels a strong desire for close relationships

Avoids physical contact because it has been associated with an unpleasant or painful stimulus

Feelings of inadequacy

Drastically-reduced or absent self-esteem

Self-loathing, autophobia or self-harm

Mistrust of others

Emotional distancing related to intimacy

Highly self-conscious

Self-critical about their problems relating to others

Problems in occupational functioning

Lonely self-perception, although others may find the relationship with them meaningful

Feeling inferior to others

In some extreme cases, agoraphobia

Uses fantasy as a form of escapism to interrupt painful thoughts

Just looked in my garden and my fence has fallen over. Think my neighbour has stolen my post.

>>67658882
The new Lazy Town ruined some very good characters

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csTWwGBAsE4

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>>67659167

>>67659167
most me

>>67659102
average looking ethnic girl
pretty average body

the internet has given /brit/ inflated sense of standards in their women however, so they'll assume this girl is disgusting when in fact she's pretty ordinary

not a fan of big chebs
like smaller perky ones

I get triggered when I see a woman get picked up because it reminds me of when I was too weak to do it and it cost me a relationship.

>>67659177
diabolical post

hey ho away we go

>>67659177
Patter

>>67659088
3deep5me

>>67659091
populist corrupt commie

>>67659133
;__;

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tried my best

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>40+ hour work week starts tomorrow
>Thats ok because it only continues for the next 35 years of my life

How do people do this? Will I ever accept my fate as a wage slave? Im only a few months into a salaried job and im miserable

>>67659167
Honestly me since 15

>>67659205
some people show their strength in different ways x

>>67658912
Been Youtubing since 2011. I'm nowhere near the number of followers that most other youtubers have. And some started way later than me.

If you're not rich, cute/handsome or autistic (filthyfrank) you're wasting your time

>nintendo banned ribenas 3ds for pirating pokemon and he accidentally deleted all his games
>still dying from DNP, sprained his wrist and closed a door on his fingernail
>mum called him a fucking bastard because hes a lazy prick who wouldnt get her handbag
>starting the so called job tomorrow
thoughts?

>>67659259
Thoughts on Abdullah Azzam?

>>67659261
saw your first post earlier

just say please and im sure shell say yes x

dont go out in big crowds anymore outside
get anxious

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>>67659202

ᴺᵒᶰᶜᵉ

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>No thank you

Do rorkes get triggered when they see foreign signs in captchas?

>>67659261
ah yes a throwaway line on a 3/10

grow some nuts

Don't respond to it under any circumstances

>>67659292
not amer btw just summarising his latest memoir

>>67659205
FONT

>>67659308
buy a glock 9. makes me feel nice and safe in crowded places

>all these wageslaves complaining
Why? You spend your 2 days off posting on a fucking Cambodian sewing forum, why do you need more time off? You wageslaves need to be more grateful to your bosses, they are doing you a favour.

>>67659308
A song for you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVZ87aJiytk

>>67659267
how the fuck do you get tired of 40 hour work weeks

are you about 20 stone?

>>67659267

Boggles the mind that there are 55 year olds at my work who have been doing office admin for 35 years

>>67659318
I'm pretty used to seeing text that isn't in Icelandic

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>>67659318
>calle calle

>>67659377
They have families and shit. Job is just to fill their day and pay the bills

>>67659318
I get triggered when it's a "next" one, and not verify.

>>67659298
crazy durka

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>captcha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tHh5pA4M3g

>>67659421
Are you a Bedouin?

Thoughts on Hamas?

>being a wageslave
If you were truly gifted and creative (like me), you would be spending your downtime (all of my time lmao) reading the classics, like Dostoevsky. Instead you post meaningless drivel.

>>67659421
thoughts on hamas

>>67658650
israel is a good thing because it gives somewhere for jews to fuck off to

even hitler supported zionism with the haavara agreement

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mansion block?

>>67659441
I love the absolute contempt she has for her viewers. It's wonderfully refreshing.

>>67659368
i just bought a new pistol it got 30 rounds in it
no but seriously its getting really shit, you know around 10pm there a lot of people in and outside of a bar standing and talking and stuff, like a lot lot they even spill on the car road (particularly in a small street) and when im with someone talking too doing the same i jsut get bothered and tense by all the different faces and voices I hear and see. makes me uncomfortable

he-e-e-ey ju-u-de do-on't be afra-a-aid
[mentally ill man playing piano badly]

>>67659421
thoughts on hummus

>>67659441
imagine the disdain the ASMR girls secretly have for their viewers

>>67659491

x19

let it be-e-e-e-e-e

Liverpool's dad slammed his bedroom door so hard when he told him he'd spent his pocket money on a 4chan pass that his Ross Barkley poster fluttered to the floor

>>67659468
the ends

>>67659480
Honestly most people feel that way unless you're part of the drunken crowd. New stimuli and environments make people tense and anxious.

>>67659478
source

>>67659532
who

>>67659292

where is he starting his job?

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The apartment offers: LARGE OPEN PLAN lounge, MODERN fitted kitchen, LARGER than average master bedroom and bathroom suite with SHOWER.

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a mansion-like block?

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>W-why don't you like America, Anon-kun?

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>>67659532
pls :(

Hate being reminded that Paul Joseph Watson exists

>>67659552
Just watching her videos and reading her (mostly deleted) responses. She hates ASMR and the creeps who watch her videos. She knows we only watch because she had cleavage in the thumbnails of her early videos

>>67659198
Really? I'd say she's above average.

>>67659594
ESS JAY DUBBLE YEWS

Buying a 4chan pass will automatically put you on the GCHQ watchlist

>>67659375
Are you retarded? Its not physically tiring, its mentally exhausting doing the same thing every single day from 9-5

Have you ever had a full time job in your life?

>>67659480
I feel the same way. I tend to avoid crowded places as much as possible and when I do go, I mentally prepare myself.

Genuinely want WW3 to happen so I can get drafted.

I think it would give my life some meaning to play a part in such a huge part of human history.

Hopefully I'd die during it.

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the MEDIER are fucking RETARDS

>>67659459
>Are you a Bedouin?

>Thoughts on Hamas?
Crazy corrupt durka

>>67659466
Crazy corrupt durka

>>67659499
tasty af

>>67659668
not if you like your job
but someone doing a job he likes isn't really working, he's occupying his time on an extension of himself

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puuuuuuuuuuuu wonk

>>67659678
If you feel that nihilistic and you're going through an existential crisis there's only one thing truly for a man: lift weights and take up some sort of combatitive sport, compete in it

>>67659668
You just get used to it. Not even memeing
It just becomes the everyday norm

>>67659709
Thought on boipucci?

>>67659587
not sure, some temp christmas thing at royal mail i think? cant find it in the 'og

Was watching a very yanky programme car programme and one of the host's name was literally "Fryburger" what the hell is up with these people?

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>Suicide may also be a running theme for schizoid individuals, though they are not likely to actually attempt one. They might be down and depressed when all possible connections have been cut off, but as long as there is some relationship or even hope for one the risk will be low.

>The idea of suicide is a driving force against the person's schizoid defenses. As Klein says: "It is an ominous presence, an emotional sword of Damocles. In any case, it is an underlying dread that they all experience."

pizza

is a type of pie?

>>67659709
Oh, I forgot to add that I am not a bedouin

>>67659717
I lift weights but I'm too intelligent for sport desu.

>>67659757
You don't fry a burger

You bake it

>>67659709
thoughts on Israel

>>67659757
lmao

>>67659743
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEV3PWNMjLA

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>anon please put that camera away i am trying to get dressed

>>67659721
nah desu

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gf hasn't text me back all day

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how old were you when you realized you're retarded

around 20 for me

>>67659743
Halal for those who are into this kind of stuff

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*pulls down trousers*
OWS ABOUT THAT THEN

Lads, I've got a dilemma.

For years, losing my virginity (not to a roastie or prostitute) has been the primary goal. I finally did it. Now what the fuck do I do?

You go to a runt uni, don't you anon? :^)

>>67659803
>>67659840
FONT

>>67659764
is it known in Palestine that theres a load of supporters of palestine in Ireland?

>>67659823
>please move to L O N D O N

>>67659676
it's pretty weird too, like I really like listening to music and stuff and when I'm home there's always going to be music in my speakers but once I go out I want full silence. people talking in the public transports bother me, people making noises with their fork/mouth when they're masticating put me out of my mind really. sometimes I just want pure silence, yet when I'm alone in my flat there's always music as background noise so I don't have to think much

>>67659818
first wave around 16 but got it confirmed around 21

>>67659840
Realise that sex is pointless and that what you really wanted was an emotional connection.

Which you'll never have.

>>67659829
I'm not a child
I'm just child-sized, mate

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>>67659823

>>67659459
Bedouin are like shepherds, if shepherds were still 15% of the UK's population.

They're uneducated nomadic pastoralists who roam the fucking desert.

There are settled "Bedouins" in some Arab cities (Kuwait, Dubai, Riyadh), but they're former-nomads who settled down 50 years ago and are like the rednecks of Arabdom.

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Rate my fit

>>67659823
>wanting to live in a literal shed for $300k or council flat occupied by drug dealers and gangs when you can just stop being a faggot

getting my ears cleaned out by some butters irish cow

why do people who use proxies not know anything about the countries or act like anyone from that country

>>67659802
>never stayed on a job longer than 6 months

>>67659840
kill yourself
life doesn't get any better

>>67659829

horrifying.

>that bit in the most recent Louis Theroux where one of the victims is talking about swallowing his cum

just cooking dinner and reading out /brit/ posts in a Paul Joseph Watson impression

doing a cracking job in my humble opinion

>>67659913
>ears cleaned out
?

>>67659784
was a necessary evil, but they are doing unnecessary evil at the moment.

>>67659873
yep

need a jf bf

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>>67659823

>>67659668
>tfw enjoy my job
Feels good

>>67659823
god I hate this "moderate" ptwat

>oats
>milk
>tomatoes
>cheese
>lentils
>peanut butter
>spinach

>>67659939
I went on the iPlayer to watch that documentary and it asked me if I was over 16. Bit fucking late for that.

>>67659741
thought those were green army men and it was a better picture actually

>>67659896
did anyone fucking ask for your opinion?

>>67659918
only autistic proxy roleplayers can write essays on their country, if youre from the place you wont care too much will you
silly twat

>>67659939
Your forgot
>With her husband in the background, details how she gagged on his penis and vomited

>>67659940
vocaroo

3-12 story blocks of apartments with no setbacks and ground floor retail

http://www.strawpoll.me/11696115

http://www.strawpoll.me/11696115

http://www.strawpoll.me/11696115

>>67659840
find a wife, impregnate her, and raise a stronger generation of englishmen for the coming bloodshed and strife

>>67659823
fuck this paki twat

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the endz

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>>67659939

>>67659896
Bedouins are respected as fuck and MOST Bedouins are settled into modern society but still engage in Bedouin traditions.

I know a guy from the Dulaim tribe and his family is well respected

They are not rednecks you CUNT

>>67659998
>story
fuck off retard

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>fuck this paki twat

>>67659668
>tfw monotony is one of my few loves in life
I am the perfect drone.

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She was getting mouthy again xx

>onions

>>67659992

don't remind me

>You jsut get used to slaving away most of your free time

Ah yes, good goy, resistance is futile

>>67660083
>she

Might do a cheeky Indian tonight.

What should I get?

>>67660019
you live in this banlieue?

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Well.
I know what I'm wanking to tonight.

>>67660124
the mensch was made for working

>>67660131
slender one with huge tits

>>67660112
I once googled "onion"

Spent over 2 hours reading wiki pages and recipies

I'm very intelligent but 95% of films I watch I don't full understand so I have to look up the plot online afterwards

I have a hard time following a basic story and remembering different characters, especially if they look alike

maybe it's autism?

>>67660131
biryani
garlic naan
chicken tikka
paneer palak

>ASMR

no bigger red flag of a runt

just dled spooky black through the seek

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the gf

>>67659467
nope hitler wanted them in Madagascar not pissing up muzzies

>>67660138
hell no I live in a calm street in the XVIII
it's not even tough there tbH

>>67660131

lamb pathia
naan/chapattis
pilau rice

>>67660124
>not dumping paychecks into bitcoin accounts for early retirement.
I don't mind slaving for another 5 years if I can retire by the time I'm 32

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>>67660158
>wanking to softlygaloshes videos that aren't her lonely hearts online dating vids

Grim

You know she's marrying a Mexican immigrant right

When I'm through,
I'm deadin' you coming for your revenue too

>>67660083
me

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>>67660190

Calling yourself "intelligent" is a good way to get called an idiot

>>67660182
it's probably just not holding your attention. i have the same problem with films I'm not that into but try to like be

>>67660174
onions are a pretty foundational ingredient, lad

how big was jimmy saviles nob

>>67660205
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haavara_Agreement

>>67660215
My dad is a multi-millionaire and has been giving me 10k each year so that I can receive it without getting taxed.

Hoping he starts upping the amount as he gets older, maybe I can invest it and not work for long

>>67660247
does it work in reverse?

I remember watching this cunts videos when I was 14

https://youtu.be/iuF6CpML3IQ

>>67659909
siqq tbf

>ywn be a millionaire that can get bespoke suits made whenever you want

>>67660131
Prawn bhuna puri, lamb vindaloo, garlic naan, pilau rice, saag paneer.

>>67660247
i call myself an idiot. what now smart guy?

>>67660222
>lonely hearts online dating vids
But where are they?
What are they even about?

>You know she's marrying a Mexican immigrant right
I only care when they fuck blacks.

Don't know why desu.
Thought it was the BBC thing but I'm actually really happy with my cock size.
Think I'm just really racist towards blacks and I can't help it.

one is a bit hungry, one might make some noodles

>>67660257
um oryhrrrrrrrrrrrr hahahaha

yeah ok ok

>>67660270
I hope you die in a crash tonight

>>67660287
seen him live

was gud

>>67659983
>>67659939
>>67659992
hot ngl

having a quiet night in with the gf

http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1479547402267.webm

>>67660270
I'm a literal orphan. I've only ever known hardship and strife.

But I'm thin and have a nice butthole and would like a sugar-daddy.

>>67660257
ask your dad

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>>67660286
>>67660293
Smart lads right here

The most intelligent man is he who knows the fact that he knows nothing

>>67660311
>But where are they?
>What are they even about?

She had a series of vids where she's basically skyping you and the two of you slowly fall in love. They were adorable, pretty sure she did them under a different username.

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>>67660343

man saw my road rage was no bumper car ya little bumbaclart you ain't got the nuts to start

>>67660321
You sound like a black person or paki with that attitude desu

Sorry that my father worked his way up in life and is close with his children

>>67660344
pics

>>67660344
This is your ultimate cam whoring plan

>>67660267
Right but when they were discussing the Final Solution ie. the liquidation of European jews there were talks of deportation to Madagascar, then controlled by Vichy France.

Pretty sure the only reason they chose extermination (the more costly option) because the lacked the transportation

>>67660343
creasing

>>67660368
did she delete them all?

>>67660347
he says 8 and a half and slightly curved
anyone able to back him up?

>hitler supported zionism

ah yes because the ambition of zionism for the jews was almost certainly to be deported to a remote place and left to most likely starve and die
I'm sure of it

Only just went and got myself abducted by the SS aha what am I like

>>67660131
A nice Patel girl would do.

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>>67660354

>>67660414
I don't know, maybe

>>67660399
You sound like another one of those harry potter britaboos
I take it back I hope you get raped by a pack of wild niggers

>>67660445
This post of yours is probably not factual

>>67660406
yeah i know, but the point is that hitler was happy for all of the jews to just move to palestine before the war even began

>>67660420
yeah that's why they're all dead gutted about Israel

popping on over to the 'dit. anyone want anything?

>>67660399
My parents are wealthy but they'd never just give me money like that for no reason

feels bad man

>>67660343
how does it not burst or bleed or anything

that cannot be good for you AT ALL

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tea time

>>67660482
you jumping into a fire

>>67660482
>>67659972
&
>>67660112

>>67658650
Thanks dad, now gib guns for more dead palishits

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>>67660455
well how am I supposed to wank to that you absolute spacker

If I ever see you irl you're gonna get one right in the mouth

>>67660510
what's in it?

>>67660482
bring me back a girlfriend or a girl (boy) friend

>>67660522
post fucking machines

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>>67660354

>>67660469
>Britaboo

How exactly? You do realize we have pakistani people here as well? You sound like an edgy /b/ tard

>>67660484
What are they going to do with it instead? It will just get taxed to fuck when they die

>>67660473
that was drafted by the british, protected militarily and economically by the americans.
You think nazi germany would provide such support?

>>67660510
crease

she's such a runt

>>67660529
snacks

>>67660354
knowledge =/= intelligence

>>67660504
if she hits too hard his gonad will unironically split

it happens to hockey keepers here

>>67660420
yes he did, he had policies in place to encourage the jews to move to israel before the war even began. his motives for doing that are completely irrelevant, he was still supporting zionism for doing so.

>>67660540
stranger things have happened

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>>67660482
>>67660484
>>67660520
lads
What does Wendy's taste like?
Is it better than McDonalds?

If I ever go to America I'm going to a Wendy's before NYC and Disneyworld.

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redpill me on crisps

Is it wise for me to leave school after GCSEs and become a welfare soaking benzo addicted NEET?nany advice for an up and coming NEET/tradesman?

>>67660608

Doritos are superior

>>67660604
sometimes it's better, sometimes it isn't
t. lived in Yankland as a wee boy

>>67660608
runt fodder

>>67660618
how old are you? O.O

>>67660604
Mcdonalds is arguably the worst fast food, that or BK. So yeah Wendy's is better desu.

I used to quite like wendy's. Definitely makes you feel like shit, like most fast food though

>>67660618
yes

>>67660618
>any advice for an up and coming NEET
Yeah. Get a job.

>>67660604
Overpriced

its like A&W in its in that horrible limbo between sit down and cheap takeaway

>>67660604
higher quality than McDonalds but still just fast food

>get a good job
>finally have my own money to spend how I please
>nothing I want to buy

>>67660604
tbqh, I've only tried their fries, which is pretty good. if I ever feel like eating fast food, it is grilled chicken with mustard on whole wheat bread from McDs

>>67660618
>GCSEs
Yeah, fucking off back to britain would be a start

>>67660618
Well let's analyse the pros and cons

Cons:
You'll have no sense of purpose in life, will never get a gf and will most likely hang yourself before you hit 30.

Pros:
More (you)s as the poster density on /brit/ in the middle of the day is much lower than that at night

My advice would be to become the NEET and go for the (you)s.

The so called gf
https://youtu.be/_hzX34rBy_A

>>67660522
nah 2 state solution lad

>>67660604
it's 1000x better.
Tastes like fresh never frozen 100% beef patties

>>67660618

aren't irish bennies really generous

>>67660618
dont come here
not only because your underage but because it will drain your will to do anything in life

blood on the roses

>>67660726
I'll trade you Wendy's for Greggs

absolute melts on r/grime

https://www.reddit.com/r/grime/comments/5duqer/44_in_a_4_door_meaning/?st=ivr2mqpm&sh=5bc8bfd0

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>>67660604
they put mayo and low quality tomato and lettuce on all their burgers. not a fan

their burgers are higher quality than mcburgers or burger king, but i don't like having to ask them to remove the unnecessary bullshit. just give me some meat and cheese, you know?

>>67660586
>his motives for doing that are completely irrelevant,
>>67660600
you have presented literally NO arguments

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Bf on the right.

haha lads look at this funny video!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9MA0eW8yyw

>>67660732
100 quid isn't great tbqh

>>67660703
Not even a woman
The darker, the cheaper

>>67660733
I've been thinking this lately 2bh

>>67660732
Yes. I have dual citizenship btw.

>>67660708
I've lost my virginity so whatever