/brit/

>>67655370

>Indie music
Can't imagine anything worse other than fans of indie music

I was having a shower earlier and I starting thinking about sexual stuff while I was rubbing soup in my pubic area and I got a massive stiffy that wouldn't go away for the entire shower
very annoying

my aunt is 50 and going for therapy after a breakup
the absolute state

>>67655458
>Grime "music"
Can't imagine anything worse other than fans of grime "music"

had to shoot two of the runts today to end their suffering

gonna be honest I felt nothing

>>67655458
Fans of trap music

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Lancaster University

>>67655473
sometimes i get big fricken boners on the bus

aj from the lane but it ain't ___________

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>tfw 24 years of total and complete absence of any sort of close emotional connection with other people is starting to catch up to me
haha, can you just imagine lads

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Christmas lads

>>67655473
why did you not have a cheeky shower wank?

>>67655493
it's in the middle of a fucking field

>>67655408
just saying that other parts of the country are important for other reasons beyond simple population density.

ignoring the breadbasket would be a bad course of Action for the USA reguardless of how many people live there.

coasties can rattle on all they want but its the farmers and industries of the interior that keep things running in LA or NY

>>67655491
fans of boom bap are worse

>>67655473
it's easier to wash your cock if it's stiff

I have some 5 meo mipt fumarate and some DPT. how do i go about converting it into a freebase to smoke? ive tried smoking like 20mg of the 5 meo raw and it gave me a mild headspace while 20mg oral will fuck your shit up. I just want something closer to DMT that i can smoke i heard DPT is nice in freebase form.

>>67655519
don't need to imagine mate, I'm in the same situation haha! what a state to find yourself in eh? lol!

>>67655519

iktf, don't even feel human half the time

>>67655519
>>67655560
>>67655566
man up girls

>>67655555

>>67655493
bet that's comfy as fuck

Reminder jesus was king of the runts

>>67655519
>can you just imagine lads

We're living it anon, many of us a good deal farther along the road than you

It never gets better, might want to consider getting off now

>>67655533
You don't call him Santa Claus ?

>>67655519
>only 24
wahay!!
ahahahaha

imagine having actual emotions and feelings

must be hard work

really liking Pokemon S&M

only shit thing is the intro is literally over 30 min long

at least the game itself seems pretty long as well

>>67655535
no

>>67655550
yes

>>67655588

t. boorish, rugby playing, macho cunt

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Why do people never reply to my texts

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failed nofap again lads

>>67655652
because they hate you

>>67655519
try 28 years
I alienate everyone and self sabotage anytime I get a glimmer of hope lol

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>nofap

>>67655519
been havin these feels since I was bloody 16!! haha!

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>imagine having actual emotions and feelings

>must be hard work

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>>67655630
I've gotten good at faking it desu
used to come off as a bit of an autist but I'm calmer and natural now after years of practice.
now I cant even tell sometimes if I "really" feel something or I'm just faking when I'm with people.

>>67655538
keep that up and my fist will be in the middle of your jaw son
>>67655602
it is

on nofap for 2 hours and i can see through walls

>>67655662
>tfw gone 13 hours without fapping
feeling quite proud of myself

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been sober for 6 years

still want to drink every day HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>67655617
traditionally we call him Father Christmas and he wore green

the yank Santa Claus with his red Coca-Cola suit is all over the place now though

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>Start having any sort of friendship with work colleagues
>tfw they chat about shit they got up to at university and things like relationships I missed out on
>tfw I though I knew just how much I missed out on but really I couldn't even comprehend just how emotionally stunted and flawed I am
>tfw it's even worse when talking to girls
You LITERALLY couldn't fabricate this situation lads, haha

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>this whole thread

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>imagine having actual emotions and feelings

>must be hard work

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me on the right

wanked about 8 minutes ago

>>67655770
>Start having any sort of friendship with work colleagues

>tfw it's even worse when talking to girls

FONT

>>67655763
I've noticed that former alkies are either annoyingly garrulous and won't shut up or barely talk at all, is this true for you

If anyone says to you 'i don't hjave any thing to hide, so it doesn't matter' say back to them, ok then it's okay for me to put a camara in your bathroom, after all you've got nothing to hide right?

Shuts them up, and makes a good point at the same time.

Cold as fuck lads

>>67655792
bruh look at this dood

>>67655745
tomorrows a new day and a new wank

no wanking from here on out desu

>the gf wants me to buy her a choker
>don't think chokers are attractive

in a bit of a dilemma haha

never wanked in my life

saving myself for marriage

>>67655777
>>67655714
>>67655775
fuck off normie twats

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>>67655767

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THREADLY REMINDER
the government literally had members of parliament raping, and possibly killing children in the 80s, and the police just covered it up. There are some doubts but at least for Cyril Smith (and a cabal of media personalities from the time including a well known 'Royal and Papal knight' and 'Knight's templar', friend of the yorkshire ripper, 'mentor to prince' and person with an ijnunction agianst publishing photos of him at Haute de la Garenne, the child abuse scandal home in Jersey) it was found to be true and probably for a few others (though knowing for sure is difficult when police ignored evidence and dossiers were lost and destroyed, and a guy investigating it was found with a bullet in his head). I'd love to get my hands on the original list of people who frequented the elm guest house. Or the old mi5 files concerning the kincorra boys home. Yeah there are lots of false accusations, but these are probably precisely to draw attention away from those which are real, to discredit as it were and now the narrative seems to be that the potential vicitims are the perpetrators of character-assinations. Even now with this inquiry most of the heads of it keep resigning because it's a kangaroo court with an exceptionally vague remit and low funds designed to try and sweep the issue under the carpet instead of investigating it through the already existing and normal channels or possibly because of how deep the rabbit hole goes. Of course no one will go to jail, how could they if the police ignores evidence and the government simply loses it, but it would be foolish to deny that this stuff was going on.

and yet no major reform of government or policing has taken place and probably never will take place, instead they are adamant to spy on the citizens or tell us what we can and cannot imbibe.

beautiful isn't it.

>>67655843
>don't think chokers are attractive

t. gay man

>>67655770
I know that feeling.

People talk about their relationships and I just listen, hoping they don't ask me about mine.

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>>67655814
Oops, looks like I don't fit in with the crowd. Don't worry lad, I've been used to that my whole life, haha

>>67655770
I just pretend
everything my coworkers know about me is made up
life is easier when I play a character

>>67655810
tell me about it in detail

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>mexican
>sounds like a south american
BRAVO BLIZZARD

>the government can now look at my history of shemale porn, bdsm porn and sissyshit

ah yes this will definitely stop the terrorists

>>67655828
would not be arsed if there was a camera in my bathroom

how can people be embarrassed of being naked and doing shits and that

incredibly runty

>>67655370
Been reading a lot about the cod wars lads. Used to think it was some meme war but holy shit fuck england
Attacking an icelandic coast guard vessel unprovoked ffs
GOTT STRAFE ENGLAND

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The Regulation of Investigatory Powers Act 2000 (RIPA), Part III, activated by ministerial order in October 2007,[23] requires persons to supply decrypted information and/or keys to government representatives without a court order. Failure to disclose carries a maximum penalty of two years in jail, or five years in the cases of child indecency. The provision was first used against animal rights activists in November 2007,[24] and at least three people have been prosecuted and convicted for refusing to surrender their encryption keys,[25] one of whom was sentenced to 13 months' imprisonment.[26]

>>67655828
government doesn't want to put cameras in our bathrooms though does it

>>67655859
hawt

>>67655770
I lie desu
I've even codified my lies
>tfw I had a made up gf I'd talk about sometimes for months until I actually got a real one
amazing how much more interested girls are when they think you're taken

>>67655843
cant take serious girls with a choker

muslamic infidel

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>garrulous

>>67655854
imagine pulling the leaves off his face

>>67655914
me just killing it on the axe

I feel bad for Steve at GCHQ

Think he'll get promoted now that he has more info to review, or will they hire him some deputies

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>>67655662
again?

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>no friends
>kissless handholdless relationshipless virgin
>live at home
>no job
>drink myself closer to death each day
>spend my time masturbating to anime girls

CMON ANDY

>>67655876
got one of those surprise erections, no stimulation needed, so then I wanked

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>>67655843
You don't think chokers are attractive?

Sort your life out mate

>>67655886
t. attacked the english coastline for hundreds of years unprovoked
gib reparations for viking raids, 793 worst year of my life never forgive never forget lindisfarne

>>67655767
I fucking KNEW that red suit was something to do with coca-cola

I asked me sister and she was adamant that the two aren't connected whatsoever, that lots of companies use father christmas' image

>>67655949
it's basically all machine operated now

>got the heating on full blast
>still cold

hmmm

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cute

>>67655843
you're a bit gay

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rate my beard lads

>>67655716
Same, lad.

Best friends dad died and I said "I'm sorry to hear that" etc. The usual. The thing is, I felt nothing. I realised afterwards that I said it because I thought that was the right thing to do, not because I meant it.

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>>67655964
>tfw imagining what I'm going to be like in another 20 or 30 years when I'm still a virgin who has never had a gf
Almost beyond fiction, haha

How much do you spend on food per month?

Left uni 3 years and have no idea what my living expenses were when I lived away from my parents. Not sure I really ate, just drank sainsburys basics cider and did mkat.

>>67655971
hawt

>>67655964
hawt

>>67656011
hawt / 10

>>67655964
sort it out mate

>>67655990
Yeah but Steve was the guy monitoring 4chan. Or so he claimed

>>67656011
'sheed

>>67655650
yeah that's me

>plenty of friends
>been in a committed relationship for 6 years
>live in a nice flat with gf
>earn 32k a year
>t total

life's good lads

there's a lad in /brit/ who said he spends £30 a month on beard oil ahhahahahah

My rib eye is lovely lads

Jacket is ridiculously soft too

>>67655989
Sometime in the last century Coca-Cola marketed the red Santa Claus and here we are

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>>67656028
not much

i barely eat anything

>>67656028
loads honestly
like an obscene amount for my situation
its my biggest expense easily followed by petrol

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'sie

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>>67656054

>ywn shag these birds

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=reHGIYHAR2Q

>>67656062
how done do you have it?

not sure if the gf is pregnant or not

don't think she is

can't believe I'm posting with such runts

>>67656061
laughable desu, only need to spend £29 to look decent

imagine having an undercut or any undercut type haircut in late 2016

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>>67656019
i imagine i'll be that weird balding guy who lives at the end of the street with only a cat to keep him company and everyone else on the street calls him pedo and takes the piss

should I pick the guy or the girl for Pokemon?

not the girl comes in qt brown variants

>>67656011
Why the fuck would anyone do that to themself?

>>67655971
hawt

>>67655873

this desu. I'm basically a compulsive liar at this point. I've got quite good at it.

>>67656109
wouldn't mind sticking the ol' willy in her

wouldn't mind one bit

>>67656137
post hair lad

>>67655867
I'm sure it's being done on purpose now.

I feel like if I stay they might ask me, and if I leave it will just be obvious why I left.

I just want to talk about something else.

>>67655986
No memes this is rt
FUCK ENGLAND

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Ahh yes

The woeful Scottish race in all it's glory

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>>67656109
>not having a Kings gf
End it

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>there's someone looking at my japanese muscle girl collection right now

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>am 23
>just finished my STEM degree at uni
>small amount of good friends but only see them about once a month, sometimes less
>doing a low paying work experience job for 1 year
>living at home
>never had a gf but not a virgin

could be better could be worse

>>67656137
How about an uppercut?

*Knocks you out with a single punch up the chin*

>>67656167
do you also apply pomade on your undercut?

>>67656126

Supermarket steaks are just pink in the middle for me

In a restaurant I'll gladly have it almost blue

>>67656028
very little

i pretty much buy only cereal, milk, tea, sugar, 2for89p pizzas

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>studio flat in manchester
>£700pcm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-mQeT0dXks

Absolutely SCREECHING at all the skinny white bois reaction

>>67656232
enjoy your parasites

Est-ce que tout le monde apprend le français au Royaume-Uni?

>>67656225
I pomade my beard and beard-oil my undercut

>>67656215
FONT

My problem is that I can't see any future for myself where I'll be happy.

>>67655864
would you say that if you knew that she specifically wants the choker Harley wears in Suicide Squad?

>>67655917
me neither desu
sister's best friend wears them almost every day and she talks more shit than I thought possible to the point where I tune her out 80% of the time

>>67655976
my whore of an ex wore one
sister's best friend constantly wears them
sister wears them sometimes
think i might have some issues haha

Trump is so mad at theatres that he wants to build a fourth wall.

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Can't be bothered getting out of the bed to get the laptop charger lads

>>67656317
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>>67656259
madman

>>67656293
you missed a cracker here lad
>>67656054

>>67656247
Live in the second city and you pay second city prices chum.
Second muslim-city, that is. First class view of the Mosques and top-tier call to prayer acoustics.

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>>67656344

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>>67656259
>all those nu-males who's parents paid $4000 to see le dancing black man instead were BTFO by Kanye

Really want a sandwich but do I make a tuna and sweetcorn one or a ham and cheese one?

>>67656225
yes I usually go with Shear Revival Crystal Lake because it doesn't leave noticeable grease streaks, although I get a better hold with Goon Grease

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the gf

https://youtu.be/VkSMSbFV_q0

There's something terribly disheartening about seeing members of your favourite heavy metal group shopping in Prada in Beverly Hills

>>67656344
how very drole

>tfw the >tfwnogf feelings are returning in full force
I don't even have any booze in the house to take the edge of the feels off, haha

>>67656365
Stop with these stupid fucking memes Birmingham is only 15% muslim. Fuck off

>>67656259
If I EVER see you talk like that again, I'm shoving my thumbs in to your fucking eye sockets and pulling out your eyeballs

>>67656420
Me on the left

My vlog
https://youtu.be/1ViQEsoxWfE

>>67656427
I'm talking about Manchester, Ahmed.

comfy

https://youtu.be/S131_OyHkIg

>>67656419
Stop copying my meme. But it's true those pomades are GOAT

>>67656272
no

>>67656355
nope

willy is OUT

All me lads

https://twitter.com/Goudie15/status/800326726425411585

>>67656420
sexy mane she's got

>>67656424
And which one is that?

>>67656483
where's it gone x

>>67656483

Doing weiners out I see? Good lad, show those feminists

>>67656247
>studio flat in london
>£1250pcm

WHEN YOU'RE SURE YOU'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS LIFE
WELL HANG ON
DON'T LET YOURSELF GO
CUZ EVERYBODY CRIES
AND EVERYBODY HURTS sometimes ;_;

>>67656424
>people should not be allowed to enjoy their success

Even the Queen shits m8, can't be "on" 24/7

>>67656464
>manchester
>2nd city

You wish Rasheed

>>67656422
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RakHW5530Q

>>67656137
what do you suggest instead

>around this time of day, post rate drops
>This is runt feeding time you see, so they are busy preparing their low nutrition food

>>67655471
having trouble comprehending this frog

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LIKE A VIRGIN

touched for the very first time

LIKE A VIRGIN

>>67656427
ONLY 15%? fucking hell
practically overrun

>>67656472
pomade recs?

*does a thing*
waheyyyyyyy

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https://youtu.be/fnS6S3rX8BQ


does it ever get better lads?

>>67656427
>15% muslim
>implying that's a good thing
my town doesn't even have 5% non-British people, let alone muslims

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manager just put this on facebook from last night

shall be wanking to it shortly

>>67656344
hmmm yes

*sips brandy*

quite

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Thinking of getting my hair styled like David Lynch, although it's brown and not grey.

Should I?

>>67656531
a normal haircut

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imagine being a young prince phillip and getting to penetrate the queens young tight, probably hairy, probably virgin pussy

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>>67656565
>does it ever get better lads?

nope :)

>>67656579
no lmao

>>67656565
lol no

>>67656579
>finally get hair like this
>120mph winds

AH YES

Have you got other family you know about but you've never contacted? Supposedly I've got relatives in Latvia but we've never made a bother to contact one another. It's interesting though.

>>67656567
and that's why your irrelevant Poortherton upon Scuzzhole will never be on the map

>>67656587
such as

https://www.fb.com/raheemjkassam/videos/568855489990456/

really makes you think

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£685 a month for this. Studio, Salford Quays, 32 sqm.

>>67656579
Get an Eraserhead haircut instead

>>67656649
>wanting to live in media city

>>67656522

this desu. fuck of Mick Hucknall.

>>67656649
>waterfront in the centre of the biggest city in the country besides london

Gee, why can't I get a 2 bedroom for 150 quid and a bag of Haribo

>>67656649
lol why is there a bed in the kitchen?

>>67656636
https://www.fb.com/rightmove.co.uk/videos/10154436053117162/

no, it's why it's in the top 5 happiest places to live in Great Britain

>>67656570
me the stain on the floor

>>67656615
Why not, lad? I'll even start flapping my right hand when I talk.

>>67656625
Might be good.

>>67656659
Thought about it, but that's a bit impractical since I have to wear a hardhat at work sometimes. I'd have to wear a chinstrap.

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>from the 1600s

Mental haha

>>67656649
couldnt stand laying in bed and looking across and seeing a fucking kitchen

>>67656610
Greek cunt

>your birth was the happiest moment of both your parents lives
>they looked forward to seeing you make friends, go to school, join a kids football team, even get a girlfriend when you get to secondary school
>basically just be a normal kid
>but instead you wasn't like the other kids
>you were very shy
>you weren't interested in sports
>you didn't have that many friends
>you never got a girlfriend
>instead you prefered to be alone, playing video games and dicking around on the Internet all day
>your parents saw pictures of other people your age on Facebook and they're going to parties with their girlfriends
>they think "why isn't Anon like this? Is it our fault?"
>as they think about what a dissapointment you are, they attain solace by believing you'll get a good IT career, after all, you have good grades and you're good with computers
>oh boy, were they wrong
>they began to realise you are never going to be someone they can ever be proud of
>the fantasy they had of how great it would be to raise a child is completely shattered when you got diagnosed with depression in your late teens
>you are now a 20-something year old NEET who watches anime all day and suffers from a myriad of mentall disorders
>as your mother cries over the kitchen sink, she wanders what she did to deserve this
>she's terrified about coming home and finding you hanged in your bedroom, but ultimately it'll be the kindest thing you can do for them

This applies to 99% of /brit/ posters, you fucking losers

>>67656632
Yes, I have over 300.000 relatives who I haven't contacted

>>67656705
RASHEED BTFO HAHAHA

booking my ticket, I'M COMING OVER, LADS!

http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/733456/Donald-Trump-Sadiq-Khan-London-protestors-move-London-US-elections

>>67656685

manchester is the 6th or 7th biggest city you mong

>>67656705
Yet here you are alone on 4chan. Some people were just destined to fail

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>>67656579
>Tfw growing a pablo escobar haircut

luckily my hair naturally curls like his.

>>67656720
bloody mental that there were people alive back then

>>67656747
>but instead you wasn't like the other kids
>dissapointment

m8

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>>67656747
wtf i'm killing myself now

>>67656799
muy bien patron

>>67656793
I can maintain a healthy social life. Tomorrow I'm going to Manchester with mates after lecturers for a friends birthday.

Where will you be? Here?

*looks at the clock*
*nods approvingly*
*becomes solemn*

It's time, lads.

*kneels down, prostrated, facing Mecca*

>>67656747
>Anime

Binned

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>>67656747

>>67656747
almost none of this applies to me excepts spending an inordinate amount of time on the internet

>>67656799
Is the show worth watching?

what did you all get up to this weekend lads?

dogging rachel lads

>>67656747
i love the part of this story where the son becomes a tranny

>>67656649
*lying in bed*
*tummy does a rumbly*
*walk two feet to get a bowl of rice krispies*

>>67656854
>kicking people when they're down

Big man

>>67656879
Went to a house party

Did a depression about halfway through and left

Went to the chinese supermarket today and got noodles

>>67656747

did not read

>>67656747
fairly accurate desu

>>67656854
>Manchester

alri rasheed
shagging your undersaged cousins doesn't count as a social life

>>67656869
it's pretty decent, i usually loathe things normies like but narcos was good.

fascinating story.

>>67656799
basically what my hair looks like rn

>>67656869
yeah it's pretty good worth a watch

most of it is fiction though

>>67656747

I like to think we're nature's revenge towards our parents who mocked people like us back in the day when they were at school since I always imagine everyone on /brit/ having idiot Chad and Stacy tier parents.

>>67656879
spent a couple of nights at the proto-gfs

spent a day with my brother

pretty much studied and shitposted the rest of the time

whats a good haircut that isnt an undercut

>>67656928
I'm the complete opposite of Rasheed

>>67656896
hardly kicking you down mate

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Really makes you twink

>>>/tv/76451394

Yanks

>>67656908
>>67656956
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GOLUPTIOUS GIMMICKS! GET YOUR FRESHLY ROASTED AND TOASTED AND SALTED GOLOPTIOUS GIMMICKS. STEP RIGHT ON OVER, LADS

>>67656879
went to a rave friday - saturday midday
slept at a girl i know who also went to the rave
went for a drink saturday nite
spent my whole sunday outside doing stuff

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what a load of shite

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>when failed normies get questioned on their social life and they get defensive

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might message him

Drunk last night. Thought "My guts are going to be ruined in the morning". Thought I'd thicken up the bum gravy by swallowing three tablespoons of gravy granules. Obviously that won't mix, my drunk self thought, so I rolled around in bed for a little while to stir it in.

Woke up with the driest, most foul tasting mouth imaginable and when I went for a shit it was explosive and putrid.

Thanks for reading it.

>>67656999
>>67657033
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>>67656987
it's a normie general mate

pop over to britfeel, they're more your speed

>Tfw you had to share your secondary with actual retarded people

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genuinely do not even want to pretend being a normie is what i want at this point lads, just want to live out the rest of my days in happiness, spending my money and time on myself, if i meet a girl some day then fair play but for now i'm happy spending my days playing videogames, watching anime and shitposting on a tibetan thukpa recipe forum

>>67656975
shit list
where's the fun stuff like beastiality and rape?

>>67656908
I remember you posting

What did you get depressed about? Felt left out?

>>67656956
decent

>>67656999
What were you on?

you know what's mad about yankland

in american schools, every day before starting classes, you have to stand up, put your hand on your heart, face the american flag (there's an american flag in every room in the schools) and say:

>"I pledge allegiance to the Flag of the United States of America, and to the Republic for which it stands, one Nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all."

i'm not even joking this is unironically something that all americans had to do when they went to school

it's like a fucking cult

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Amazing eyes

>>67657068
Dunno. Wasn't any reason really. I just randomly went from having a great time to miserable and wanting to be alone.

I think there's something wrong with my brain somehow.

>>67657085
They used to have to do a Nazi salute towards te flag too

>>67656975
>lib dem

>>67657085
BUILD THE WALL

>>67657062
all party supporters across the board are up for it

>>67657062
People aren't willing to admit that sort of stuff

why are yank posts so shit

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>>67657017
>makeukipgreatagain.com

Daft

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FFS

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>>67657033

>>67657119
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>>67656879
Spent all yesterday and today putting off messaging a girl on a dating site. Genuinely terrified of doing it.

My biggest problem is that I get hung up on fantasies. I don't want her to say no because I've invested time in to this. I'd rather live in wonder than move on, it seems.

What a terrible way to live.

>>67657152
FOY

>yanks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neR2KQYD2Po

there is ABSOLUTELY NOTHING wrong with being a paying member of the Green Party

>>67657085
I see nothing wrong with this

>>67657068
molly water and xtc later on

>>67657182
literally a 14 year old

>>67656775
>>67656858
>>67656988

all me.

i'll be back later to amuse you lads with some more gimmicks

>>67657085
There is literally nothing wrong with instilling nationalism into children.

>>67657197
>molly and x
muh niqqa

>>67657182
>My biggest problem is that I get hung up on fantasies. I don't want her to say no because I've invested time in to this. I'd rather live in wonder than move on, it seems.

Literally me.

I decided to man up the other day with a girl I liked and ask her, the answer was a half arsed thing that clearly was an "I'm not interested". I regret ever asking because the vague hope that it might work out was infinitely better than the reality of having nothing.

>>67657182
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>>67657212
I'm nearer thirty, sadly.

>>67657251
nah

Does this apply to you?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schizoid_personality_disorder

>>67657188
erm sweetheart? >>67656976

>>67657182
you've barely done this before haven't you

>>67657085
in ye olden times, they had to point their hand towards the flag
but they stopped it because it looks slightly nazi salute-ish

>>67657248
danced to techno for 12 hours straight wahhheyyyyy !!!

>>67657250
>>67657308
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>its not about who started it or who smashed a pint glass over who's head

literally heard a guy utter this in an earnest attempt to mediate between a bunch of lads who got into a brawl at a house party one night haha

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swansea university

>>67657290
I ought to call you a "paki" now, right?

>>67657251
delete this image mate

>>67657197
>>67657248
I'm confused aren't molly and xtc the same thing?

>>67657085
At least they have national pride unlike us

Kids here are just taught "Slavery was bad" and "British culture means tolerance and multiculturalism"

>>67657250
Exactly. I've spent most of my life indoors watching films, reading books, playing vidya games and have probably spent more of my life in fictional places than real ones.

>>67657308
I'm sorry, I don't understand your sentence structure.

A part of me would consider using dating sites but I think it would just make me more depressed when I realised that I still have no hope and will never find someone.

>>67657334
you can if you want, I don't give a toss

I'm white and english though, so "edgy" might be more effective

>>67657290
paki

P O M A D E
==========
R E C S
======

>Oil based
Reuzel Green
Goon Grease
Nostalgic Handmade
Daimon Barber #2

>Water Based
Anchor's Teddy Boy Original
Daimon Barber #1
Shear Revival Crystal Lake

>>67657333
Comfy

>6 a.m this morning
>brakes were frozen solid
>it took me 20 minutes of revving the shite out of the car to get it to move slightly
>then I had to drive with the handbrake stuck on until the friction loosened them up
>now im late for work
>then I was driving at 80 mph in thick fog and heavy ice on rural back roads so I wouldn't be late for my 10 hour shift

Ah yes

Instead of having children sing Christian songs they should sing patriotic songs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MG27BKwjaI

>>67657384
>I'm white and english

sure you are Rasheed

>>67657356
Ecstasy usually it has other shit mixed in with the mdma

>>67657394
fuck off you greasy twat

>>67657370
>and have probably spent more of my life in fictional places than real ones.

alri me haha

99% of my life is spent daydreaming of random fantasies and scenarios that will never happen

>>67657356
mdma is pure crystal
xtc is mdma in a pill but also cut with stuff like caffeine and speed (not in huge amounts), to keep the user up and going

>>67657370
i know i completely fucked that up

what i mean is, this is your first or second time ever messaging some girl, isn't it?

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>he has an undercut in the year 2016

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>>67657402
Don't park with the handbrake on when it's freezing

>>67657291
Pretty much apart from this

>because of their lack of meaningful communication with other people, those who are diagnosed with SPD are not able to develop accurate impressions of how well they get along with others.

I know exactly how I get on or don't get on with others

>>67657356
the real difference between the two is ecstasy is often pressed with active ingredients, and molly is cut with inactive ingredients.

>>67657432
It's a terrible thing. I need to find out how to stop it.

>>67657442
Correct. First. I've actually received messages from other girls but not replied because I'm not interested (they both live over 100 miles away which is insane).

>>67656649
Get over it Ahmed

When the oil prices are high my room in a flat with two other tenants in a shitty estate in Aberdeen goes for £700pcm

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This isn't a good look

>>67657457
nah I have long hair

>>67657356
>molly
what yanks call some mixture of chemicals in a pill that is similar to MDMA
>xtc
propa mint m8 them's a reet andful o' jelly beans that'll get ya mad fer it