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Lord Protector Nigel Farage edition
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plymouth is actually an alright place
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lads
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>>67652918
GAS
THE
GERMANS
lads
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>plymouth is actually an alright place
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The waifu.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlQdADBvQqA

Cordial reminder that this girl is MY waifu, not yours.
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brit space qts
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lads
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>>67652974
bit rude
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>>67652945
t. dolescum
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What book(s) are you reading currently?

Let's sort the wheat from the chaff
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based xiaomi
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nth for wicked gimmicks dude
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spent the rent money on a new coat
landlord shant be pleased
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Why do aussies hate Christmas
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Cold, tired, don't want to leave my room and paranoid about what I might have done last night
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here's my concept for the official flag of the south

the brown represents the nonwhite population

the grey represents the depressing grey urbanised shitholes

the red represents the white blood spilled by immigrants
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symbolism sub-edition
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watching the entire harry potter series

2001 already looks visibly different and weird
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>>67652981

here's mine. i've watched this whole video twice today
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmslDqdsJ8s
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wow can canada just fuck off? i swear to god
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>>67652996
wouldn't mind a qt hgf
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had an interesting dream last night

highlight would have to be kissing both sophie and maisie
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>>67653001

sexy, when is this out?
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work tomorrow
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>>67653050
>2001 was 10 years ago
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>What book(s) are you reading currently?

>Let's sort the wheat from the chaff
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here's my concept for the flag of the north
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>>67652918
Wife left me because I said I'd vote Trump
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steak & kidney pudding with chips and mushy peas for tea lads, don't know what i'd do without mummy
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Why do British girls do this
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>>67653117
North London?
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there's nothing wrong with being muslim

why are you all so racist
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What's the least shitty place to live in (may God forgive me for uttering this word) Bedfordshire?
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http://data.parliament.uk/writtenevidence/committeeevidence.svc/evidencedocument/european-scrutiny-committee/parliamentary-scrutiny-of-eu-trade-deal-canadaeu-comprehensive-economic-and-trade-agreement-ceta/oral/42479.html

mhm

ah yes
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would like to have my salad tossed
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>>67653179
>muslim
>race
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New gimmick idea: Line my pockets with tea bags, I'll be the go too man for tea if anyone is interested
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>>67653176
Link?
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>>67653176
keeps the poop from falling out
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>>67653061
bit gay
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>>67652985
good lad
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big black willies in tight english fannies
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>>67653048
Looks like Colour of Pomegranates.

Is it?
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>>67653179
Maybe not in London or Karachi
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>>67653050
Thought it was set in the early '90s?
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>>67653214
Would give you a smack with the riding crop if you offered me bagged tea.
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I would beat off a guy
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>>67653214
Might steal that gimmick. I've got over 7,000 of them.
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Jacket potato, a rib eye steak, and veggies for tea lads

You?
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>>67653176
MOOOOOOODS
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>Why yes, I'm a big fan of the English monarchy, I like to keep a laminated photo of king George V in my pocket at all times, the ladies love it
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How does it make you feel knowing that you will never fuck an objective 10/10?
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>>67653278
yea
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>>67652985
>>67653267
pathetic
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>>67653311
bit gay like
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>>67653326
probably instant noodles, cold baked beans, or a microwave pizza
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>>67653001
you're fucked if you drop it though
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>>67653347
fuck off paki
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>>67653326
Just some simple leek and potato soup today, with a nice little victoria sponge with raspberry jam and whipped double cream for dessert.
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>>67653342
Excellent. Don't remember much about it but it has such a unique style.
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>>67653326
nothing haha
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>>67653296
The books are (1991-1998), the films are a bit wonky about this.
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>>67653332
10/10s are shit at sex
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>>67653347
>not burning pictures of the king
pathetic
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>>67653332
not even mad, however the fact that i'll never fuck an objective 5/10 is rather devastating
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>>67653326
see >>67653169
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>>67653389
Says the man who's never bedded a 10/10

Think on
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>>67653326
Celery stick and some naan bread
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Need my willy kissed
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>>67653326
going to stick a pizza in the oven
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*karate chops you*

Take that!
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why do irish people get so many likes on facebook?

a generic irish slag predrink photo will get ~500 likes (i see them because i have an irish friend that likes them)
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>>67653381
watch it again lad
really a marvelous film, maybe my favorite one
Paradjanov is so great
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why is there never anything decent on asos
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the government literally had its members raping, and possibly killing children in the 80s, and the police just covered it up. There are some doubts but at least for Cyril Smith (and a cabal of media personalities from the time) it was found to be true and probably for a few others (though knowing for sure is difficult when police ignored evidence and dossiers were lost and destroyed, and a guy investigating it was found with a bullet in his head). Yeah there are lots of false accusations, but these are probably precisely to draw attention away from those which are real, to discredit as it were and now the narrative seems to be that the potential vicitims are the perpetrators of character-assinations. Even now with this inquiry most of the heads of it keep resigning because it's a kangaroo court with an exceptionally vague remit and low funds designed to try and sweep the issue under the carpet instead of investigating it through the already existing and normal channels or possibly because of how deep the rabbit hole goes. Of course no one will go to jail, how could they if the police ignores evidence and the government simply loses it, but it would be foolish to deny that this stuff was going on.

and yet no major reform of government or policing has taken place, instead they are adamant to spy on the citizens or tell us what we can and cannot imbibe.

beautiful isn't it.
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New gimmick idea: Line my pockets and coat with rare instant soups and croutons
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wew lads

turns out I won't die a virgin haha
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g.g.g grandparents were first cousins
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>>67653406
Kek. First time I've laughed at a Yank post.
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>>67653434
Dunno but I get about 300 and that's very good for a male
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>>67653425
2 1
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>>67653434
Irish are a nation of turbonormies, they should be banned from /brit/ for that reason alone
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>>67653179

you have to be mentally deranged to believe that stupid shite, fuck off
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>>67653435
I'm assuming you're the guy I've spoken to about Rivette and other classic cinema.

I will have to. I've got the DVD. I wish there was a Blu Ray out. It deserves it.
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>>67653434
Pic related has over 400 likes on her pictures, we don't have many decent looking women. the few we have are fawned over by every man in their home country
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>>67653434
the irish are social creatures
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>>67653488
shut up you fat twat

this is a normie general
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>>67653453
rasheed
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I'm gonna somehow attach an egg to a bit of string and wear it as a fashion accessory and hope it catches on and trends.
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>>67653389
Loads of pronstars are 10s and are pro fuckers.
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>tfw no galway gf
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>>67653425
recognise them for some reason - who are they again?
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>>67653551
my girlfriends
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>>67653505
2 1 4 3
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>>67653505
>we don't have many decent looking women
Yes we do, maybe you just don't get out much abnormal freak. That girl looks like a fucking pikey traveller dog.
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>>67653505
Are Sophia
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>>67653176
ID?
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Quite a funny quote
https://youtu.be/p8Ux5b6YM9A?t=13m

Really admire Soros
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>new vr video app for PlayStation VR out
>there's a channel on it with proper 3D VR video, not just 360 degree bullshit, featuring pornstars in underwear, nylon and heels

Not gonna lie lads I had an excellent wank
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>>67653527
porn sex isn't real sex m8
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Doing a Phwoar la.
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never understood why people buzz over slags, why would you want to shag a girl who's probably had miles of dick and possibly catch something? i can't even call it a beta thing either because normies shag slags like theres no tomorrow
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What should I have for dinner lads?
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supporting the monarchy is the most grotesque form of celebrity worship imaginable. praising your oppressor simply for existing, incredible.
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>>67653617
it's just pompom lad
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>>67653627
pizza
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>>67653617
Sexperience lad
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>>67653627
bleach
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>>67653627
Lancashire hotpot
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business idea: hire a mistress to dominate me for an hour
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>>67653617
They're worth a fuck, not a relationship
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>never understood why people buzz over slags, why would you want to shag a girl who's probably had miles of dick and possibly catch something? i can't even call it a beta thing either because normies shag slags like theres no tomorrow

Because they're physically attractive you absolute mongoloid
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>>67653627

Wear an egg around your neck attached to a bit of string, I've heard it is all the rage these days.
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>>67653434
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business idea: start a dedicated 4chan news site
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>>67653492
o lad so many films deserve bluray re-releases. Sadly a lot of them will never get one.
saw Sayat Nova at the cinema and was blown away. weird how a lot of old people left before the film was even halfway
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>>67653669
How is that related at all to business?
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>>67653669
Will it increase your productivity?
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why do attractive girls always have shitty cameras
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>>67653710
it's related to the business of destroying my bollocks
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>ORDER ORDER ORDER ORDER ORDER ORDER ORDER ORDER ORDER ORDER ORDER ORDER ORDER ORDER ORDER ORDER


christ your parliament is a joke
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>>67653637
Leave the Royalists to me...
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>>67653686
>this is the extent of the eternal taig's cognitive functions
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>>67653694
>weters wetty yuss
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>>67653735
that can be arranged

*turns on blender*
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I should also state very clearly that I have a four year old son,, but being a parent doesn't define me nor does it mean I'm less abled to do things. Having a child is the driving force to work hard and better myself to ensure a happy and stable future for the both of us.
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do brits eat cake
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>>67653739
F-A-R-T, fart
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>>67653770
why am i erect
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did a think
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>>67653762
na na na

it's gotta be a slow destruction over many years

>>67653724
yes
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>>67653782
A CERTAIN LEVEL OF DECORUM
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>>67653770
Yes, especially victoria sponge.
British cakes and other forms of pastry are god's gift to the world
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>>67653708
I'd love to see it at the cinema. Shame London is the only place that's likely to happen, and a train ticket normally costs me about £60 minimum. Bit much for one film.
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gf's mum died today
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>Eternal taig
>cognitive functions
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>>67653770
THICC
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>>67653770
looks vile
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>>67653739
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>>67653815
wew
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Hmm....
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>>67653815
>foreshadowing
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>>67653782
>ORDER ORDER ORDER ORDER ORDER ORDER ORDER ORDER ORDER ORDER ORDER ORDER
>ORDER

>ORDER ORDER ORDER ORDER ORDER

ah yes, elected representatives paid through taxes
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MUM HE POSTED THE HAT THING AGAIN
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>>67653815
Are you still getting a bj?
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>>67653794
as a horticulturalist I'd just like to interject for a moment and say that you shouldn't water flowers daily
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>>67653849
>belgium (adult population)
>france (adult pop)
howling
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>>67653815
how'd you do it
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>>67653797
Expense approved. I will be expecting returns on this or it will be brought up at the next meeting.
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>>67653888
its probably because they don't record for children
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How's the Bitcoin balance fellow AnCaps?
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>>67653849
feel REALLY bad for that Estonian lad now
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>>67653894
ted cruz took a turn for the worse I see
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>>67653809
yeah just like france, there's a huge artistic gap between the main city and the rest of the country
although some cities got some nice cinemas (I think Caen's cinematheque has shown the dekalog this summer) and some got an okay music scene but otherwise there's a huge gap
I think it might be the same in britain no?
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you can't take your billions with you
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>>67653739
your entire country is a joke mate
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>>67653849
>tfw not part of the 48%
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still thinking about the lad who had "vegetarian pulled pork" for dinner last night
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having a pretty shit day boys

haha
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>this is a normie general>>67653694
do people use specific fb pages for softcore wanks
lmao
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>>67653894
this show was weird
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Patsey!!
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>>67653962
ORDER?
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>>67653978
What happened
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>>67653815

font
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>>67653976
I know plenty of vegetarians who still pull their pork la
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that feel when finding a place to live is a massive pain in the arse thanks to rent control laws
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When will Brits rejoin the union? You're basically Europeans anyway.
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>when you like a girl with brown eyes but you have blue eyes so you don't want to have kids with her
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>>67654026
>tfw herbert spencer was right
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>>67653739
mmm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5TsNL3uBw1g
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Not knowing what it was made of and thinking it was made out of plankton or other shit from the sea. Would you eat Soylent Green?
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>That feel when you are in the brown eyed minority and you look more like a spaniard than an irishman
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mum's gf died today
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business idea: dedicate yourself to learning a skill that is in high demand and low supply and become extremely proficient in it, thereby becoming extremely valuable to society and reaping the commensurate financial benefits
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>>67653935
Seems that way. Where I live is actually not too bad in terms or "having a scene" but they don't have the money to get in anything big. The local bands are good enough for a bit of Friday night entertainment, but a couple of bands have had more success and then left.

The closest "art house" cinema will maybe have one or two showings of something new and then move on. They did a screening of The Seven Samurai (which I couldn't bloody go to) and they said it was probably the last time they'd show it for years.

It's a very traditional old town that I live in. The cinema is just a theatre with a big screen at the back of the stage.
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Just been sent a video of me last night

I can hardly talk and I'm calling some random guy a cunt
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>>67654074
no but I'd drink soylent cola
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>>67653571
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>>67654042
is it actually guaranteed that if one parent has brown eyes the kid will as well?
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>>67654081
sheedo al'irelandi
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>>67653770
looks dry as fuck
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>>67654030
>tfw we probably rejoin 15 years later receiving worse terms of membership than when we left but a better situation than going it alone

thought-provoking
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>>67654081
same here, I like it
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>>67654030
When will ireland rejoin the union? You're basically British anyway
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>>67654081
black irish
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>>67654100
Typical bong, cant hold your shit
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>>67654042
so much this, glad I'm not the only one who thinks like this.

phew.
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just finished the Young Pope lads
cried so much wew
gonna be on a spiritual ting for a few hours before I go back to my angry self
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Its fucking 25 degrees at 4:50am in mid november (translate: mid may)

Help
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>Shopkeeper's monkey pulls off girl's headscarf, sparked violence between rival groups in Libya that left 16 dead

>The monkey pulled off one of the girls' head scarf, leading men from the Awlad Suleiman tribe to retaliate by killing three people from the Gaddadfa tribe as well as the monkey, according to a resident who spoke to Reuters.

>City officials could not be reached to confirm the accounts.

>"There was an escalation on the second and third days with the use of tanks, mortars and other heavy weapons," the resident told Reuters by telephone, speaking on condition of anonymity because of the denigrating security situation.

the UTTER state of this place
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>>67654115
nope

t. grey eyes with a brown eyed dad
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Currently observing the conciousness of fellow early-20 year olds who believe in social change and revolution. Deeply interesting how two seperate ideologies can be so similar. I have yet to inject my conciousness into the growing stream as I do not think it rational to enter such an unstable bubble.

I'll stick to conversing with others born in the United Kingdom. An interesting and changing place in its own right.
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>>67654151
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>>67654151
>the UTTER state of this place

Agreed, Birmingham is a disgrace these days
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>>67654069
Notice how he almost immediately sits down when the speaker tells him and the rest don't start going off like baboons?

You lads elect literal fucking children, embarrassing!
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https://www.reddit.com/r/TheRedPill/comments/5dnoez/8020_and_height/

this thread has boosted me so much.

christ man, I feel shitty imagining I was 5'4
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>>67653442
Smith was not part of government at any point.
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>>67654148
>tfw it's minus 4 with fog
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what are some good subreddits I should subscribe to lads?
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i reckon being in parliament is mad fun

loads of banter
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>>67653849
Keep in mind 15% of England is shitskin and 8% is slav scum
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>>67654151
the absolute state of germany
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>>67654193
>>67654201
imagine lying dying in a ditch somewhere in rural libya thinking you got shelled because a monkey pulled off a girl's headscarf and the rabid runts in your town decided it was something to kill people over
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>>67654226
/r/cuckold
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>>67654226
r/atheism
r/mlp
r/anime
r/swords
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>>67654081
>>67654129
West Brit Seoníns

>>67654138
Yes well done you found the post Brits use that I edited.
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>>67654115
Nah, everyone has two alleles for a gene and the allele for brown eyes is dominant

So two parents with brown eyes could have a blue eyed kid if they've both got the blue eyed allele but two parents with blue eyes shouldn't be able to have a brown eyed kid
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>>67654095
here we got a "museum" (that also do cinema and stuff for kids like drawing afternoons) centered around japanese culture
only problem is that they only show forgotten films that are not really good, although there's still a few good ones here and there
you have to wait for the summer to get interesting stuff like shuji terayama, akio jissoji, ozu, wakamatsu and such
their art gallery stuff is mostly interesting though, same for their conferences
>>
>>67654151
Gaddafi would have stopped this you know
>>
>>67654264
How do you edit posts on 4chan?
>>
>>67654279
the monkey was gaddafi reincarnated
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>>67654151
you couldn't even make that shit up
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>Neo is an anagram of One
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>>67654279
fuck off GIDF the man was a disgrace
>>
>>67654151
Jesus fucking christ, what is wrong with those countries?
>>
>be monkey doing monkey shit
>Wtf this slag have on her head...
>Take it off to look at it
>A gentleman of Arabic descent goes insane and begins yelling
>Fucking shoots me
State of this place
>>
>>67654296
How do you not?

>>67654304
Neon wrote backwards is Noen.
>>
some lad I'm apparently friends with just popped on my facebook feed
first activity he's had in 3 years but I've always seen him as a turbonormie
strange
>>
>>67654320
Well you see Islam is a religion of peace
>>
>in primary school
>sat in assembly next to my friend
>he says "hey Anon, open your mouth"
>he quickly puts his finger in my mouth and and sticks a bogie right in my molar
>freak the fuck out
>start trying to pick it out with my fingers while gagging and spitting on the floor and swearing
>teacher hears me swearing and starts kicking off at me
>she forces me to stand up for the rest of the assembly with my arms crossed and my finger on my lips
>everyone is looking and laughing at me
>the bogie is still stuck to my molar and I can't get it out
>had to spend the rest of assembly with a bogie stuck in my teeth
>at the end of the assembly i'm told to stay where I am
>Head master walks over to me and starts giving me a stern talking to
>she notices the puddle of spit on the floor
>"DID YOU DO THAT!?"
>i was too shy to explain what had happened
>she forces me to get some blue paper towels to clean it up
>i'm finally able to clean my teeth
>as punishment I wasn't allowed to go outside during dinner time for a week
>had to sit on a chair with the bad kids in the hallway
>the friend who stuck the bogie in my teeth used to come to the window during dinner time to do an exaggerated fake laugh at me
>stuck my middle finger up at him
>get caught by a teacher who was walking past and got dragged into the head masters office
>get harshly shouted at and she says she's telling my parents
>almost started crying because I was just a shy kid who din do nuffin
>was forced to sit in the corner of the head masters office, facing the wall for the remainder of my detention
>i still to this day remember the putrid taste of that bogie
>>
>click on the r/redpill thread the weird welsh cunt posted
>it's a mix between rorkeism and sorrow
ah yes
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>>67654151
>as well as the monkey
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>>67654238
Slav scum have blue eyes though.
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IT'S TOO FUCKING DARK OUTSIDE!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>67654279
If only we hadn't had people like Trump calling for his removal
>>
>>67654320
combination of shit tier genetics and shit tier ideologies
>>
>>67654314
Because he didn't do what the jews told him to?
>>
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>jesus was a carpenter
>>
One of my eyes is more droopy and harder to keep open than the other

It's not quite a lazy eye, but it's noticeable in photos when I'm drunk. Anyone else have this?
>>
>>67654273
That sounds pretty cool, actually.

Can't remember the last time I saw a Japanese film at the cinema. Might have been Kitano's Outrage, but I'm not sure. Years ago.
>>
>>67654354
Maximum comfy
>>
>>67654216
How cool would it be if we could build a pipe between ireland and australia that carries the air and conditions the air at one locale using the air from the other

No need to pay huge electricity bills
>>
nothing screams underclass louder than tattoos
>>
>>67654314
t. Tonibler
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>>67654353
>>
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>Your internet browsing history is being collected RIGHT NOW

How fucked are you?

Your cyber space conciousness is being harvested - I worry what for however.
>>
>>67654115
no
desu two people with brown eyes can have a light eyed kid

also two people with light eyes can have a brown eyed kid
>>
>>67654342
Doesn't sound like much of a friend anon
>>
>>67654382
yeah

i got hit in the eye with a plate when i was a kid and now it doesn't open as far as the other
>>
>>67654382
Could be bell's palsy
>>
>>67654431
lol runt
>>
>>67654415
rosy on suicide watch
>>
might watch some 'me later
>>
>>67654342
Why didn't you dob him in
>>
>>67654342

>he doesn't eat his bogies

been doing this for as long as I can remember. Never been caught. 25 btw
>>
>>67654279
Qaddafi was on his way out regardless
its his fault they country is such a mess
>>
Cup of hot chocolate
Listening to Red House Painters
Wrapped up in new thick pyjamas, dressing gown and a blanket

100% comfy. I dare you to be more comfy.
>>
>>67654415
Post her massive willy
>>
>>67654395
woah...
>>
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>>67653849
What's it like not being white, S*xons?
>>
going shopping
>>
>>67654372
>yeezy laid beats
>>
got blue eyes and dont see why i should feel special
>>
>>67654474
pics
>>
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p04b183c

So did anyone end up watching this? Was there a discussion on /brit/?

The whole 'Cyber Space' thing really fueled some gimmick ideas.
>>
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>>67654415
degen having this in folder
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>>67654416
Not that fucked, weirdest shit i browse is normal porn and 4chan
>>
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lmao Brits BTFO
>>
>>67654474

I've got coffee and I'm watching Sailor Moon while it is dark and cold outside.
>>
reeeeeEEEEE FOR FUCKS SAKE WHY CAN'T I GET GIRLS TO REPLY ON TINDER
>>
>>67654395
Only if no flora or fauna can get inside the fucking thing. Last thing we need are galloping spiders
>>
>>67654498
nice eyes
>>
>>67654215
ok member of parliament.
maggie who he was kiddyfiddling though.
>>
*gets married*
>>
>>67654510
I did a while back
it was good but Adam Curtis has a tendency to ramble on an on rather than get to the point.
>>
>>67654521
it's actually a woman lol
>>
>>67654533
not pretty enough
>>
>>67654549
gay
>>
>>67654523
>4chan

Well if you use that degenerate shithole then I assume you've seen CP at least once, which will have stored itself deep in your computer memory

Time ro prison lad
>>
>>67654466
Underclass mong
>>
>>67654510
No because his films are pretentious boring shit.
>>
>>67654549
big mistake
>>
>>67654538
Thanks, I made them myself.
>>
>>67654415
>those hips

Pls be my gf.
>>
*has children*
>>
>>67654115
no but I'd rather have blue eyed kids guaranteed
or green or grey
those are okay
>>
>>67654533
have you tried not being ugly?
>>
neoconservatives?
>>
not sure why people are using "muh popular vote" as an excuse for why Hillary should have won. of course Hillary won the popular vote, because California and New York went for her. the populations of these states have fucking BOOMED for decades thanks to massive amounts of immigration and their free trade-focused, labour reliant economies

if America needed a President to represent only the big financial cities, sure, Hillary should definitely be president. These massive metropolitan areas clearly and decisively voted for her.

But these cities do not represent most of America. And it looks like most of America voted for Trump
>>
>>67654510
i watched it was okay but the ending was fear mongering guaridian bullshit but the main story is about meme magic
>>
does that rosy slag have nudes
some rich cunt pay her to get on slaggiertits and shard your findings
please
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>>67654467
that's what (((they))) want you to believe
>>
>>67654585
fuck off mgtow loser
>>
>>67654549
you just wana make that cuckold wife fantasy a reality
>>
>>67654597
HUGE mistake
>>
>>67654530
O M G

M

G
>>
>>67654416

every frequent /brit/ poster has seen what that Haitian twat posts, there's probably a way of pinning that on everyone here if push came to shove.
>>
>In 2015, it emerged that Smith had been arrested in the early 1980s in relation to these offences, but a high level cover-up reportedly led to him being released within hours, the evidence destroyed and the investigating officers prevented from discussing the matter under the Official Secrets Act

THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING STATE OF THIS COUNTRY
>>
>>67654510
Adam Curtis is pretentious pap for normies to feel smart

essential deanocore
>>
>>67654532
>coffee
>at 6pm
what are you even doing
>>
>>67654617
she already posted plenty of nudes

there's an imgur somewhere
>>
>>67654415
cor
>>
>>67654615
Molyneux-tier sophistry, very impressive
>>
*gets elected governor*
>>
>>67654587
they're not her hips. it's just the fat from her arse cheeks squished out to the sides

see this pic, her hips are nowhere near that wide when she's standing >>67654353
>>
>>67654615
Because if we accept that EVERYONES VOTE IS EQUAL then she WON. Jeez, why are you rhis ignorant?
>>
>>67654647
wahey classic Smithster
>>
need to lose weight but keep eating curries and chocolates all the time lads :(
>>
>>67654615
>vote of someone in Utah is effectively worth twice that of someone in California

1 person, 1 vote

That's how it should be
>>
>>67654510

ye. I like it, but felt very uneasy after.
>>
>>67654615
>But these cities do not represent most of America

they LITERALLY do though

at least over half of all americans live in cities
>>
>>67654559
ats what it told you my girlfriend as a femine beins kys
>>
>>67653453
My great-grandfather and my gf's great-grandfather were brothers, making us third cousins.

Both are on the paternal side so we have the same last name.

Ask me anything.
>>
>>67654598
two light eyes parents can have a brown eyed child depending on the gene expression

you likely still carry the genes for brown eyes since you're British.
fuck a Scandinavian if you really care that much
>>
>>67654704
>In 2012, following allegations of child abuse, the Crown Prosecution Service formally admitted Smith should have been charged with the sexual abuse of boys during his lifetime. Greater Manchester Police (GMP) said the boys "were victims of physical and sexual abuse" by Smith.[5][6] In November 2012, GMP Assistant Chief Constable Steve Heywood said there was "overwhelming evidence" that young boys were sexually and physically abused by Smith.[7] In April 2014, it was reported that there had been 144 complaints against Smith from victims as young as eight, but attempts to prosecute him had always been blocked. Public authorities including Rochdale Council, the police and intelligence services have been implicated in covering up Smith's crimes

ahhh yes
>>
>>67654699
>>67654709
>autism
>>
>>67654647
80s

Who the fuck even cares, everyone involved is retired or dead. not like they're still doing it now
>>
i'm really, really, really, really, really, really, really bored
>>
>>67654615
yeah we get it, only white people who live in bumfucknowhere actually count as human beings now
>>
>>67654715
he said "these cities" not "all cities" you mong
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>>67653176
>he posts this
>nothing

>I post pic related
>thread deleted and a warning
what the fuck?

I'm beginning to think mods just hate brits
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>>67654760
>not like they're still doing it now
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>there is a retard itt who thinks that landmass has some say in who gets elected
>>
>>67654625
marriage is formally handing over control of your relationship to your wife and we all know how women can be. it almost never ends well, especially not when kids are involved
>>
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the gf (male)
>>
>>67654744
Pissed me off when I found out that all the Mendellian stuff we were taught in school is bullshit
>>
>>67654663
full on nudes?
i've already seen an album
find it for me, runt
before i finish this wank
>>
>>67654776
>brown street trash are the only people who matter
>>
>>67654794
Cyril isn't, he's dead
>>
>>67654760
>not like they're still doing it now

yeah because there was that big that happened that stopped the government from doing shit like this.. i remember that... yeah...
>>
>>67654663
I wonder which /brit/ poster found these gals.

Was pretty spooky when they caught us peeping on them.

Thought at least one of us would get v&.

Then I remembered they don't trust the police.
>>
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Would love glass of coke with ice lads
>>
The fact that Trump supporters are desperate to do down that Hillary won the popular vote shows that it does matter she won it
>>
>>67654815
maybe in america
and I think you're pretty biased did your parents divorced when you were younger?
>>
>>67654849
looking at public photos isn't peeping mate
>>
might have to batter myself for being such a runt lads
>>
>>67654647

late to the party lad. I was posting about this last year. /brit/ doesn't seem to give a shit. Bunch of fucking automatons.
>>
Favourite song?
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdccTOcX7o4

When did HD become the standard, because this looks like shit
>>
>>67654891
>recording her taking a shit isn't stalking officer, I live here too!
>>
https://xhamster.com/movies/6740127/romanian_bitch_in_london_fuck_and_blowjob.html

I think I saw her when I was on the train in London
>>
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>>67654615

as Spock once said at the end of Wrath of Khan - "the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few"

live long and prosper
>>
>>67654902
the entire country doesn't give a fuck.

i think we should just keep spamming this every time the government does anyhing like start spying on us.
>>
>>67654871
UKIP came third, got 1 MP

Democracy is shit, we get it. Deal with it
>>
>there is a retard itt who thinks that coastline cities have all the some say in who gets elected
>>
>>67654921
throbbing gristle - persuasion
>>
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>>67654826
yea it is
if genetics was that simple things would be a lot easier

this is only for blue eyes
green is even weirder since green is still technically "brown"
>>
>>67654921
shoot the runner kasabian
>>
ulster
>>
>green is technically brown

Looks like someone failed GCSE Art
>>
california is the only worthwhile place in the US
maybe New York for a few days but thats it
>>
>>67654933
The absolute STATE of that pussy
>>
>>67655006
cascadia's nice
>>
>green is still technically "brown"
t. canadian academic
>>
>>67655006
bender
>>
business idea: independent American nation states
>>
>>67654876
eight times

getting a divorce has been a fad for a few decades now

it's fucked up desu. nobody thinks of the children
>>
>>67654952
That's due to first past the post, not strictly democracy.
>>
>>67655006
have you ever been to California?
its rubbish
the only thing I like is the countryside and the Sierras.
>>
>>67655048
business idea: go fuck yourself
>>
>>67655006
LA is a horrific place
>>
>>67654948

you need something better, like the original list of people who frequented the elm guest house. Or the old mi5 files concerning the kincorra boys home. You will end dead in a padlocked suitcase if you had these things though,
>>
>tfw want to leave this place buts its my only form of social interaction
>>
>>67655054
Divorces are less common now than they were in the '80s
>>
>tfw my eyes are 90% green, 10% brown
So close, yet so far.
I'm relegated to having to say I have hazel.
>>
haha
>>
>>67655032
genetically it is, its just a "lighter" shade, blue on the other hand is a complete lack of pigment, which is why when people get those laser treatments to lighten their eyes they turn blue and not green.
>>
>>67655006
Don't listen to those fags. Disneyland is the shit.
>>
>>67655054
ah yes divorces

thanks mum
you useless cunt
>>
>>67655116
'sheed
>>
>>67655006
ah yes, as expected coming from a frenchman who is currently unironically living under a socialist government
>>
got bullied by a bunch of southern yanks over voice chat in my game earlier
>>
>>67655006

I've been to 31 states and can definitely say fuck off dumb frog
>>
>>67655087
>tfw the government can discredit anyone who threatens them now because they'll reveal your shemale fetish if you start trying to show them for the eyes-wide-shut fuckers they are

need to get out of the UK asap 2bh.
>>
is the first Grand Tour (or wtv its called) worth the watch?
>>
>>67655087
It's genuinely so fucked up

Wonder what other conspiracy theories are true
>>
>most american cities aren't walkable

how do people live?
or does everyone just get a car and drive everywhere for hours every day?
>>
Often find it hard to keep my left eye open and feel greater pressure in my skull on the left side

Thoughts?
>>
>>67655127
lad..
Green eyes are technically blue. They just have a yellowish layer over them.

Blue+yellow=green
>>
>>67655048
i'd be alright with canada leaving
>>
>>67654941
>live in Michigan
heheh tough luck redneck white trash bigot, looks like no one will ever care about your shit job situation because we here in New York need more government funding for addiction centers and light rail.
>>
if i do keto to lose weight will i also lose my gains?
>>
>>67655178
Pickup trucks anon
>>
>>67655054
I know a lot of people with divorced parents. feel pretty sad for them tbH. having to live at the dads place for a week then at the mums place for a week must be shit
thank god my parents had and still have an healthy relationship but I can't do anything but feel sad with people who had divorced parents

>>67655136
nothing wrong with socialism
>>
>>67655184
tumour
>>
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>>67655178
astral projection

i'm neither here nor there, but everywhere
>>
>>67655214
no but its hard as fuck to make gains on it
>>
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>>67655247
no you're everywhere because you're so fucking obese
>>
>not having light eyes

i pity the fool
>>
So, do your family know you browse the chon?
>>
>>67655280
excellent post
>>
>>67655196
>yellow
there is no "yellow"
its a very light melanin pigmentation which makes them look green
>>
>>67655274
I remember when my mum bought her current house years ago for £90,000
then after an extension and stuff it's worth £300,000

we're not even in london for fucks sakes
>>
>>67655214
you'll lose some but not all of them. I'm cutting hard as fuck on keto, only lifting once a week and i'm looking more and more muscular as i lose weight. i know it's because i'm losing fat and not that i'm gaining muscle but idc really
>>
imagining the oneitis bouncing on a black cock
>>
What's that Indie band you like mate? The one who's name begins with "The.." and sings about nothing but wanting to fuck girls while strumming their guitars in the same three basic cords.
>>
>>67655174

>Willie MacRae
>David kelly

who the fuck knows,
>>
Reminder that Devon works at a McDonalds in Barnstaple
>>
>>67655318
my parents have no idea what it is, both of my siblings are aware

brother said he used to go /wg/ in like 06 for wallpapers lol
>>
>>67655274
ah yes
>>
>>67655342
the libertines

they are pretty shit
>>
>>67655333
FOB
>>
>>67655318
no
They think I'm a normie who goes out all the time and has loads of friends
>>
>>67655213
>addiction centres

tbf they save a lot of money
>>
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>>67655342
listening to this rn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpNF9xxxR_c
>>
>>67655318
sister knows about "an anglophone website where I can discuss literature"
>>
>>67655370
>>67655370
>>67655370

New
>>
Cornwall communicates exclusively in gimmicks
>>
>>67655382
nah, they're alright
>>
>>67655318
No, and they're never going to find out.
They already think i'm a freak.
>>
>>67655354
true ngl
>>
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>>67655432
>>
>>67655382
fight me
>>
>>67655415
I know your sister
>>
>>67655272
will lose gains though? i'm cutting and rapidly losing gains from shitty diet + not losing that much fat either.
>>
I need to fist some British boipussy.
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