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>>67648089
post aussie birds
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*navigates through two threads*
Sorry, didn't get a chance to read them. x
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>her panties when a yorkshire accent
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>choosing a career which forces you to work/live in London

state of your fucking life jfc
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kay-on
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wearing a poppy now
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>>67649237
reet good lad thee are
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*plants landmine on chair*

*cuts hole in pants and slips bollocks through*

*sits down*
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hahahah hitler he killed poeple
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>>67650583
>unironically living in devon

laughing out loud
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Reminder to all Americans, the word "Crumpet", has a silent "p" in it so you've all been pronouncing it wrong after all these years of insults.
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just had a fun experience lads

>go to sainsburies to buy some booze
>purchase a bottle of jack daniels
>when leaving the shop try to hold the bottle in my armpit while I put my wallet away
>falls out and smashes into ground
>kick the glass to the side and walk off briskly

shan't be going there again
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Can NOT stand those Australian accents where they try so hard to sound proper and override their inner bogan
Works the other way around as well
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>US exit polls were only inaccurate in the swing states Trump needed to win

really makes you think...
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reading about pratityasamutpada
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Nowt worse than putting too much effort into a girl for it to turn out to be doomed anyway.
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why are films shot in ridiculous letterbox aspect ratios
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>live in devon
>work in london
goat life 2bh lads
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>>67649237
ah yes, Yorkshire
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>her panties when anything other than a southern accent
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tfw
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>>67650623
who says i live there?
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>live in edinburgh
>work in bristol

get on my level
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>>67650649
to appeal to the asian market
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>unironically using reddit flags

off yourself
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some lad just dropped a bottle of jack daniels and ran off and now i have to clean it up ffs
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*escapes*
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if i want it i can do it
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>I say "panties" instead of "pants"
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>get to work from home 4/5 days a week
>tiny workload
>25k a year
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>>67650626
had a similar experience the other day

>dropped a bottle of cider on the floor in ALDI
>shop worker shouted at me for not having a basket
>I just walked away crying

Never shopping in an ALDI again 2bh
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>>67650683
>paying attention to them

off yourself
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post quite old people

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_Schelling
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>>67650677
bit of a commute la
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getting my arse split in two by a milf with a horse cock strap-on in 2 hours time

well excited
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Only go gym to prepare for the upcoming class war
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>>67650667
link
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First for killer Queen
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Emma Martina Luigia Morano (born 29 November 1899) is an Italian supercentenarian who is, at the age of 116 years, 357 days, the world's oldest living person, and the last verified living person to have been born in the 1800s.
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>>67650728
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Rockefeller
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>Tfw no cougar girlfriend
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>>67650714
t. rapefugee
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>>67650751
If you work with your hands for your livelihood
Some day you might have to choose
When the class war rages on the factory floor
If you don't fight you lose
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Why do East Africans have such messed up teeth?
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how do I gain self-confidence? srs question
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>>67650657
>North Yorkshire
92% white
>East Riding
98% white
>West Yorkshire
82% white
>South Yorkshire
91% white

nice try muhammed
now back to your borough of london
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>>67650783
what?
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literally all I care about is doing drugs
my life is runt tier, you'd laugh at me if you could see my current situation
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>>67650751
Which side are you going to be on?
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>>67650802
be attractive and just force yourself to start interacting with people

you'll find it develops by itself
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>>67650802
try becoming a twink
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5'8 ""man"" here, AMA
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Im in Dublin so I can shitpost with an Irish flag lmao
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>>67650805
Rotherham is like 93% white and still had the """""Asian""""" rape gangs
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>>67650805
I'm actually Lancs mate
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>>67650805
>being proud of these figures
llf
>west yorkshire
howling
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President Trump's Press secretary
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>>67650809

>He doesn't want an older woman who will spoil him
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screen just changed slightly more orange lads

time to get comfy
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Very glad to see how christcucks and atheists get regularly mocked, although it's a shame lads are too scared to banter about islam
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fuck sake lads
started saying 'ahhh yes' in real life at work

had a power cut and i said in a group of people "ahhh yes, npower"
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>trousers feeling looser
feels slightly better man
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>>67650881
U wot
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>>67650843
your phone data is still from uk dickhead
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doing a read about the Suez Crisis
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>>67650860
real?
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>>67650858
west yorkshire is brought down exclusively by the shithole that is bradford
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>>67650860
do you think he dyes his hair?

>>67650895
your gut's stretched the waistband
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>>67650892
screaming
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i'm 5'8 and laugh at my reflection because of how short I am
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>>67650883
Are you an atheist?
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How to spot a runt: A Practical guide

Common traits of the runt
>overweight or underweight
>overgrown hair
>poorly fitting clothes, often featuring video game/capeshit graphics
>vapes
>drinks sugary drinks and eats processed/ready meals (can't cook)
>balding
>gyno/ectomorph/klinefelters syndrome
>bad posture
>avoids eye contact/keeps head down when walking
>may own a portable nintendo, plays video games regularly
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>>67650892
Serves you right for actually memespouting /brit/ gimmicks IRL you fucking crumpet
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>>67650852
exactly so thank your politicians and police for that
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>>67650905
Ah yes, suez

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03D3z5wT5vs
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>>67650858
west yorkshire is huge so those numbers are that bad
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>>67650945
Perfectly describes the average Indian student studying in the uk
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Lads, do you look taller than you feel?

I always thought my TV was really high up but then realised it's practically the same height as me
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i've never really understood why people hate the north so much

is it too white for southcucks? are the locals not progressive enough?
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>>67650945
>>avoids eye contact/keeps head down when walking

haha that's me!
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>>67650860

hate that faggot
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>>67650945
>eats processed/ready meals (can't cook)

What if I can cook but choose not to because cooking for one is a waste of time?
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>>67650979
Feel shorter than I am 2bh
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What do you lads think of that Mr Amir Hussein of Rochdale??
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>>67650969
>ian longcock
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>>67650905
ahhh, yes the last time France and Britain pretended they were still a power
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>>67650981
poor shithole with bad accents and poor people
does absolutely nothing for the UK
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>too intelligent to understand The Big Short
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>>67650892

I do this too iibch (if i'm being completely honest)
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>>67650979
no
I'm 5'8 and I feel 5'8 since everyone towers over me
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>>67650981
it's poor and ugly and less developed
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>>67650981
there are some nice areas in the south desu

it's just isolated londoners who stir shit and have never left their city
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going to sleep in 1000 count sheets
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>>67651010
actually the last time for us was the Falklands war
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>>67651025
Decent book
Dumb flick
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watching the peanuts movie lads
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>>67650945
7/10 of those apply to me desu
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>>67650892
in my friend circle from home, we use it unironically
we'll say things like "ahh yes, the self-styled religion of peace" and then post a link to some ISIS crap in teamspeak
not autistic enough to do it with people from uni
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who /derbyshire/ here
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watching the Young Pope and crying
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>>67650976
yeah perhaps

noticed that people here are manlet as fuck

>>67650993
Then you're a pleb, and therefore also a runt.
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>>67650981
Northern monkeys have a constant chip on their shoulder
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>>67651025
they bet that the housing market would collpase
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>>67651049
I meant in the harassing other countries way.
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>>67651036
>>67651021
t. abdul fram lahdahn
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when the world thinks about the UK, they think about southern england or central london
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>>67651084
how can it collapse?
people need shelter

and how did they predict it?
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>>67651021
>poor shithole
>does absolutely nothing for the UK

yeah cause it got fucked over by the gubment
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>>67650981
it's a net loss for the country
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Movie
Film
Flick
Kino

Which of these words do you use?
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>>67651107
They saw that people wouldn't be able to pay their loans n shit
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>>67651124
all of them
t. went to the Kinotorium today
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>>67651124
Kino exclusively
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im 173cm and 90kg
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>>67651124
I call it the cinemas
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>>67651101
>central london
ah yes
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>>67651114
>yeah cause it got fucked over by the gubment

No mate its called moving ahead
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>>67651124
Film desu
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My balls always get really itchy but when I scratch them they just get worse and sore and scabby.
What's the solution???
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>>67651124

film
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>>67651101
>when the world thinks about the UK, they think of Muslims and soulless glass skyscrapers
do they?
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professor for one of my normie classes sent us a file that required adobe acrobat to view his feedback. adobe acrobat isn't supported on linux so i asked him if he could send the feedback to me directly, and he said no, find a computer with windows. i politely emailed him 3 (three) questions necessitating a detailed response in retaliation. he wont like this at all
!
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>>67651124
Pictures
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>>67651153
that's not central London though
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>>67651169
Had a shag recently?
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>>67651124
film
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>>67651186
glass skyscrapers aren't soulless
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London is the greatest place in the UK

Nothing even remotely compares
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>>67651101
The think about London and Edinburgh

Nice try home counties cuck
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Going to mass in a bit

Anyone want anything?
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>>67651156
ah yes very progressive
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The globally-recognised London behemoth
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>>67651101
I thought they thought of the comfy villages up north
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>>67651224
Cornetto
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Just had a poo

>>67651224
Snickers thanks
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i would be such a good bf why can't girls see that?
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*toooooooot*
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>>67651242
fucking hell
the absolute STATE of LONDON
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>UK
>skyscrapers
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>>67651224
save my soul for me, ta, love
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>>67651258
312
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>>67651124
it depends on the production itself

Ghostbusters 2 is a flick, whereas The Dark Knight Rises is pure kino
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fun fact: when you get the train leaving London, the ticket inspector gives you free anti-depression tablets
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>>67651220
>Edinburgh
*laughs derisively*
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>>67651215

If you're youngish, outgoing and successful, I agree
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>>67651258
3 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1 >>>>2
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>>67651273
>what is london
*farts*
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>>67651101
i think of the english countryside t-b-h
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>>67651290
>ticket inspector
it's conductor you absolute lemon
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Just sent in my janny application lads.
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>>67651290
Yeah, to relieve the depression you'll get realising you spent part of your life in London
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https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2016/oct/22/leading-banks-set-to-pull-out-of-brexit-uk

reminder that London is finished as a global city and it was Northerners who killed it. It will be Rome-tier in a decade.
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>>67651307
1 city
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>London has the same skyscrapers/skyline as a regional mid-sized US city

ah yes europe
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Eating some Member Berries lads
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fun fact: when you get the train leaving London, the ticket inspector gives you free toilet paper
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>>67651324

state of you lad
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fun fact: when you get the train going to London, the ticket inspector gives you free bullet proof vests
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ahhhhh

*breathes it all in*

london
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>>67651336
There literally isn't enough office space in the rest of the EU to accommodate London's financial service sector moving
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>>67651039
this 2bh
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>>67651336
literally cutting the nose to spite the face
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currently chatting up a Wiccan girl lads
What should I expect? Should I go for it??
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>>67651355
you will regret speaking to me like that soon.
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>>67651338
>most recognised city in all of the british isles
*farts harder*
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>>67651336
>london killed the north
>the north killed london
POTTERY
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fun fact: when you vacuum suction my mushroom tip good enough, i shoot hot ropes all over that pretty little face of yours
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fun fact: when you get the train into London the ticket inspector gives you a free qur'an
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been on antidepressants for six months

when do they start working?
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What comes to your mind when someone says "London"?
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reckon the asian proto-gf might be a bit of a britaboo 2bh lads
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>>67651336
now that IS a a shame
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>>67651392
need proofs for this

>>67651411
see >>67651342
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>>>/tv/76469412
>>>/tv/76469412
>>>/tv/76469412
>>>/tv/76469412

Reminder for gays. x
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>>67651342

who cares. american downtowns are fucking dire
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>>67651426
shithole
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sorry but your Burnley-upon-Dogshit shithole simply doesn't matter
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>>67650945
>>avoids eye contact/keeps head down when walking
only one that applies to me
maybe slightly chubby too actually
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DUH GREA-IST GIFF I CAN GIVV MAH FAMILEE
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>>67651426
Londonderry
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imagine being born in inner city london(or any major city) and never leaving until you die
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>>67651421
going to need to test this to see if it's true
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fun fact: when you get the train leaving London, the ticket inspector gives you a free compass so you know where Mecca is for prayer time
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>currently chatting up a Wiccan girl lads
>What should I expect? Should I go for it??
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>>67651336

I've always hated people from Sunderland but since they made Brexit happen now I quite like them
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>>67651456
Are you actually Josh Thomas? Christ lad
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>>67651425
They don't
Antidepressants are fucked up lad, seriously.
You can continue using them if you want, but i'd suggest you don't take them.
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fun fact: when you get the train into Londhrthb5y5
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>>67651426
muslims, terrorist attacks, generic skyscrapers, ugly jamaican/cockney hybrid accent, lebara and lyca paki shops, black men talking fast wearing tracksuits in music videos, stabbings, curry, eastenders, jews
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>>67651426
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>>67651475
>inner city london

So basically I've made it and my parents are literal billionaires and I get to live in the 2nd greatest city in the world?
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>>67651465
>burnley

I live near there desu
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>>67651443
Ah yes, the londonesque landscape
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Fun fact: when you stick your cock on a radiator when you have a boner when it is boiling hot, you will cum instantly
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Northerners literally have nothing to banter southerners about apart from London

I say this as a midlander
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Born and raised in a shitty post industrial East midlands town
I'd love to move to Scotland or North Wales but I'd rather take cyanide than relocate to the shit hole that is London.
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I can't see how people would begin to defend London
It's literally 300 people who make up 80% of London's wealth
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>>67651538
inner city london =/ city of london
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>>67651409

*notes down your metadata*

sure

*smirks*

now, a janny in my pocket, this could be fun...
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>be Londoner
>use public transport because you can't afford a car
>die in bombing/derailment/crash
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>>67651465
>tfw southampton
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>>67651509
No but I don't have friends, much less anyone who'd be interested in this show.
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>>67651566
5 people make up 40% of america's wealth
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would rather kill myself than leave London
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london's just more diverse

it has many different types of areas

typical of rorke to focus on the areas that make him uncomfortable
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>>67651465
in all seriousness, the highest performing world cities are shite on liveability. they're just engines for growth. would much rather live in a 3-4 tier city like berlin or barcelona
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>>67651514
what makes you say that?
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state of this thread
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>>67651101
no they dont
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imagine not living by the sea

must be grim
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>>67651557
it's literally the home of all the pakis

it's a pretty big banter target m8
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>>67651557
The midlands is the worst of both worlds - as paki infested as London and as poor and irrelevant as the North
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>>67651603
>would rather kill myself than live in London*
ftfy
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>>67651603
i would rather kill myself than leave you
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>>67651602
T R I C K L E D O W N
R
I
C
K
L
E

D
O
W
N
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>>67651590
*because it's significantly cheaper, quicker and more convenient
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>>67651602
do the kochs count as 1 or 2 though
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>>67651426

nice housing stock, obscene wealth, massive inequality.
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>>67651622
This is nice

Where is this
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>opens up rightmove.co.uk
>enters price range
>'flats in London'
>0 results
>makes a post about how shit London is for the 10th time today
>submits his CV for the manager position at the Grimston-upon-Shitstain branch of Sports Direct
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>>67651676
Hackney Wick
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>>67651633
>must be grim
>grim

You taught me a new English word, thx dude
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I work in the City and I've heard from my manager that my company has drawn up plans to move to Frankfurt in the next couple of years.

I don't particularly care, I could easily move to any major European city and work there and have a higher standard of life. London may be going down the shitter but it's only Northerners who are going to suffer, all the talented Londoners who work at the banks will move along with them.
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love how whatever mentally ill faggot drew this drew exactly what a post op "vagina" looks like in the bottom left and labelled reality as bigoted and transphobic
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smoked a spliff with a Slovak lad last night then went to the club with him and his mates
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>>67651604
>Rorkes on here and pol always going on about Tower Hamlets
>find out that's actually where my brother lives
>its literally fine

unironically made me thnk
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looking at the North on street view

suicide rates must be out of the roof
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Watched some anime earlier lads
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The isle of wight is the only english thing left in britian
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>>67651716
lived on the isle for a year and it was goat
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>>67651707
no worries you stupid french cunt

fuck off
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>>67651686
fucking kek
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There are 4 million non-whites in London
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Do you lads think the Russians really loved their children too?
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How come when indians and pakistanis came to this country decades ago they were given money to set up corner shops and stuff like that but Poles and Bulgarians get nothing and have to be our personal slaves?
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>>67651736
I like u
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>>67651727
the north doesn't have roofs mate
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>eating chicken jalfrezzi ready meal
>rated 4 chillis on the hotness scale on the packet
>only a mild heat to it

Why do they always do this? Is it really so hard to make a ready meal which is legitimately spicy.

Convinced they do it on purpose to avoid legal action from some pensioner dying of a heart attack because her korma was too spicy.
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The long term goal is to move to Kidderminster and marry a girl called Gail who works at ASDA
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Northerners are too poor and inbred too realise how depressing their environment is tbqh
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The so called gamer gf
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>told my mum to get me an Oreo dairy milk bar
>she got me a Daim dairy milk bar instead
does the stupid cunt not know that the crunchy bits in it get stuck in your teeth and cut your tongue? It's like eating fucking glass. THIS close to kicking off.
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>the poor parts of London look 100x better than the North

screaming
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Who /northern/ here?
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>>67651602

reminder that poor david rockefeller is only worth ((($3 billion))) even though his grandfather was the first billionaire in the US, with a fortune of $320bn
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>>67651801
jesus christ almighty

B I N N E D
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it's at london derails the thread into talking about itself edition
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>>67651831
Reyt
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>Northerners are too poor and inbred too realise how depressing their environment is tbqh
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>>67651802
daim are better than oreos though
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Need a comfy flat in Bath
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>>67651686
>opens up rightmove.co.uk
>enters price range
>flats in London
>0 results
>realise i forgot to type in arabic
>get 1000 flat shares
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>>67651622
i like this
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sex is overrated t bh
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>>67648089
Me?
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>>67651465

Been to both Alpha ++
7 of the 8 Alpha +
But only 5/13 Alpha
>>
>>67651839
>with a fortune of $320bn
source??
>>
>>67650919
of course he does
>>
>>67651801
ah, yes
my favourite overwatch character...
d.ndu
>>
>>67651860
>has to pick the shittiest outer parts of London
>STILL looks better than the north

howling and screeching
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>>67651709
agree with the man hating radical feminist on this one 2bh
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>it's a southerns vs northern shitflinging episode

pakis the lot of you

t. newport
>>
who /doesnt have a degree/ here
>>
you think Trump Jr. has ever had fantasies about his trophy stepmom?

You think they shag in secret?
>>
>>67651640

it's richer than the north though. Also mainly white outside of population centers.
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>>67651883
never had it but I agree
>>
>>67651922
been there 2bh

thought the place was lovely until I got into the paki district
>>
>>67651930
>mom
Christopher J. Foy (born 20 November 1962[1] in St. Helens, Lancashire)[2] is a former English professional football referee. Following his first appointment as an official in the Football League in 1994 and his promotion in 2001 to the list of Select Group Referees who officiate in the Premier League, Foy refereed a number of notable matches, including the FA Community Shield and the finals of the FA Cup, Football League Cup and FA Trophy.
In 2015 Foy retired to become a senior referees' coach for the Professional Game Match Officials Board.[3]
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>>67651915
yes i can understand why you would think that looks better rasheed

you see there isn't a mosque for you here
>>
Why do people banter London about being muslim?

London is actually diverse and has people from around the world, Japan, America, Germany, etc etc as well as poorer places like Africa and Bangladesh whereas the North is 90% Pakistani and you have to listen to Islamic prayer calls every fucking day
>>
>>67651614
I don't think it's right to permanently change the chemicals in your brain with all these different types of drugs. They're not even proven to work because the cause of depression hasn't been definitively proven.

Ironically antidepressants are also known to cause suicidal ideation as well has homocidal thoughts and outbursts of anger.

You don't have to stop taking them, but i recommend you do some research.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hUltqHaGTA
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post things that offend londoners
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>>67651727

>out of the roof

Very paki-esque syntax there
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post serene pictures of the north
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Is there still hope for the UK?
I want old britain back.
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comin on my turf bwoy you gon need a jesus piece
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>>67651986
>>
Cold War seems like such a mental thing looking back on it lads, hard to really grasp without having many memories of life during it

hmm
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>>67651923

I don't, health issues fucked me over from getting one but it makes me slightly happy I'm not in debt doing something useless and silly like philosophy, literature or sociology which I can learn in my free time I suppose.
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>>67651860
Is this Nelson?
>>
>be an elderly person living in a high rise
>lift breaks down when you are outside
>you are a homeless person now
>lift breaks down when you are inside
>you are a prisoner now


what would you rather?
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>>67651980
because it's literally home to 90% of the muslim population in the uk
>>
>I recommend you do some research
>Stefan Molyneux
>>
might move to canada lads

which city is best?
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>>67651998
Statistically Londoners are not white
>>
>>67651905
The guy who created and owned Standard Oil (and all the subsidiaries when it got disbanded for anti-trust reasons). He was a billionaire in like 1908 when a billion was like a trillion in today's money.
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>>67651982
>Robert Whitaker and Stefan Molyneux

yeah mate DEFINITELY going to watch this and take everything on board
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>>67651980
also a lot of french people !!!!
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>>67652001
it's just london 2bh
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>>67652018
ridin thru new york
finna go and shoot new jersey up
>>
I live in London and can genuinely only hear church bells whereas Northerners have to listen to Hayya ‘alal-falah, Hayya ‘alal-falah.Allahu akbar, Allahu akbar. La ilaha illallah every day
>>
Morning lads!
What's on the agenda for today?
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>>67651986
>Morgan Freeman

Cunt is such a mercenary; follows the money and makes no small amount of completely shite films. Yet normoids hail him as some sort of great actor.
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>tfw completely made up a statistic for a post
>tfw everyone believed it
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>>67651904

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_wealthiest_historical_figures

Adjusted to 2016 it's actually now $392,000,000,000
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london has high quality public transit
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Hanging like fuck lads
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Aldgate and Kings Cross are looking real nice lads
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>>67652077
it unfortunately isn't
it's going to get worse too
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>>67652078
chief keef really peaked with bang 2 and almighty so imo

>>67652101
read
listen to tunes
cook the dinner
maybe watch a film
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work tomorrow
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>live in london
>don't have to set an alarm because this wakes me up every morning:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpN_SXTTWEI


Good feel
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>>67652104
why would you lie on the internet lad? bang out of order
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>>67652104
>1.45 MB, 1495x835
>subject matter clearly suited to jpg

I'm not going to be opening this image.
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>>67652111
What's that stripey pink fucker in the bottom corner?
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wish i had done a philosophy degree actually
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>>67652077
Absolutely beautiful tier.
I would love to live somewhere like that if I had the job opportunities.
Any relevant-ish places that look like that?
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>>67652058
the not french parts.

the frog leafs are bizarrely sjw neolibs who will scam you at any opportunity while taking no blame because they're so oppressed. similar to other notorious lefty regions like catalonia and scotland
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>>67652124
Sounds pretty comfy desu
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>>67652161
is this post meant to be ironic
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>>67652136
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_ygnKIF8fM


glass houses n all that lad
>>
wish i had better friends to """Banter"""" with while playing civ

Feel like they take my /int/ jokes a little too seriously.
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>>67652161
there's no door to a philosophy degree unless you want to be a teacher
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>>67652132
>nearly past 18:00, the official transition into the last portion of the day and the beginning of the slide towards bedtime and the inevitable start of the next work week
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>the frog leafs are bizarrely sjw neolibs who will scam you at any opportunity while taking no blame because they're so oppressed. similar to other notorious lefty regions like catalonia and scotland
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>>67652136
those sirens combined with that is literally gates of hell shit
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>>67652218
can't wait
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>>67652206
>implying I'm from bradford

Mashallah brother
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>>67652231
t. shillary
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>>67652156
where?
>>
Just watched most of joe owens videos
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>t. shillary
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http://www.strawpoll.me/11694557
http://www.strawpoll.me/11694557
http://www.strawpoll.me/11694557
>>
the government literally had its members raping, and possibly killing children in the 80s, and the police just covered it up. There are some doubts but at least for Cyril Smith (and a cabal of media personalities from the time) it was found to be true and probably for a few others (though knowing for sure is difficult when police ignored evidence and dossiers were lost and destroyed, and a guy investigating it was found with a bullet in his head). Yeah there are lots of false accusations, but these are probably precisely to draw attention away from those which are real, to discredit as it were and now the narrative seems to be that the potential vicitims are the perpetrators of character-assinations. Even now with this inquiry most of the heads of it keep resigning probably because of how deep the rabbit hole goes. Of course no one will go to jail, how could they if the police ignores evidence and the government simply loses it, but it would be foolish to deny that this stuff was going on.

and yet no major reform of government or policing has taken place, instead they are adamant to spy on the citizens or tell us what we can and cannot imbibe.

beautiful isn't it.
>>
>News about your lottery ticket
>Congratulations anon, you've won a free lucky dip!
>>
gimmick idea: fedora post fedora posters
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>>67652111
the national rail is utter shite
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>the government literally had its members raping, and possibly killing children in the 80s, and the police just covered it up. There are some doubts but at least for Cyril Smith (and a cabal of media personalities from the time) it was found to be true and probably for a few others (though knowing for sure is difficult when police ignored evidence and dossiers were lost and destroyed, and a guy investigating it was found with a bullet in his head). Yeah there are lots of false accusations, but these are probably precisely to draw attention away from those which are real, to discredit as it were and now the narrative seems to be that the potential vicitims are the perpetrators of character-assinations. Even now with this inquiry most of the heads of it keep resigning probably because of how deep the rabbit hole goes. Of course no one will go to jail, how could they if the police ignores evidence and the government simply loses it, but it would be foolish to deny that this stuff was going on.
>and yet no major reform of government or policing has taken place, instead they are adamant to spy on the citizens or tell us what we can and cannot imbibe.
>beautiful isn't it.
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>>67652304
isn't it funny?
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are all jobs are easier than the interviews and applications you need to go through to acquire them ?
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>gimmick idea: fedora post fedora posters
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>>67652304
Most of the heads keep resigning because it's a kangaroo court with an exceptionally vague remit and low funds designed to try and sweep the issue under the carpet instead of investigating it through the already existing and normal channels
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>>67652071
this
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It's like he's playing 4D chess on a calabi yau manifold against a computer that can only play pong
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>Train Derailment In India Kills More Than 100, Traps Hundreds More

Horrible lads
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>>gimmick idea: fedora post fedora posters
>heh yeah this'll be funny, I'll turn his post around on him! haha!
>>
>>67652357
>what is a credit union
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>>67652361
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QUICK TURN ON CHANNEL 4+1, THE QUEEN IS DEAD
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>>67652394
>not using tomorrow
>2016
>>
How do you actually get a tinder date lads?

I'm past using it as a toy for just trying to match girls and I actually want to use it.
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>have a hard day working at my 200k a year job in the city
>beautiful hampstead heath is a mere 5 minute journey away on the lebara express
Northerners ROARING with jealously at this post
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>>heh yeah this'll be funny, I'll turn his post around on him! haha!
>>
>>67652439
have a witty chat with them, ask them for their phone number, bit more witty chat, then grab some dinner
>>
>>67652405
i believe the comic is alluding to the concept of socialism: where you get "free" shit by paying taxes
>>
>>67652391
how did he catch them out here?
>>
>>67652426

wahey. Lizard bitch is dead


day off workday off workday off workday off workday off workday off workday off workday off workday off workday off workday off work
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>>67652443
exactly, kent is the garden of england and it's about as south as you can get
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>I'm past using it as a toy for just trying to match girls and I actually want to use it.
>>
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>>>heh yeah this'll be funny, I'll turn his post around on him! haha!
>maybe it'll be even funnier the second time! i really am hilarious, why can't women see that too
>>
>>67652443
genuinely looks like hampstead heath
>>
>>67652443
bit gay
>>
with do every pakistani/indian conveniance shops are partners with lebara
>>
>>67652426
o shit its real
>>
>>67652488
if that's your definition of socialism then it's identical to the concept of insurance . at least when public
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VK3Q4SLVkAU

proto-gf has good taste in music lads
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heh
>>
>>67652443
hills, trees, a bit of grass

what's the big deal
>>
>>67652432
>not using photon
>>
>>67652364
I'll add that to the copy pasta.
>>
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>Not only am I Australian, I'm a great maker of gimmickry on my online forums, I'm a huge hit with the ladies and I have a wicked sense of humour
>>
>margaret thatcher is a northerner

thinking so hard my head exploded
>>
>>67652489
Libs are anti-free speech anf pro safe spaces
Trump makes tweet about theatre being safespaces
Liberals suddenly love free speech and are fervently against safe spaces
hypocrisy at it's finest
>>
>>67652517
so they can call their families back in pakiland for cheap
>>
>Nottingham train station has ticket barriers at the main entrance to the platforms
>No tickets barriers on the side entrance

Why even bother with them
>>
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/tony-blair-returning-to-politics-comeback-jeremy-corbyn-nutter-theresa-may-lightweight-a7427676.html

This is it lads, the big boys are back in town
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what should i wear to the christmas social lads?
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>>67652579
No she isn't
>>
>>67652597
so that they can pay people to stand at them and do nothing
>>
>>67652590
Why not just use Skype or any of the other free internet calling applications
>>
>>67652623
ahh yes, i'm definitely going to vote for the person for sent us to war in Iraq
>>
>>67652625
Just black up
>>
>>67652625
A tracksuit, to show your white British pride
>>
i love being muslim
>>
>>67652658
only thing wrong with the Iraq war was that we didn't finish what we started
>>
trump's mum was scottish

would that positively or negatively affect his relationship with the queen?
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>>67652625
a caganer
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>>67652658
Anyone who would vote labour but who holds reservations about Jezza (probably because of his soft stance on nuclear issues) would likely vote Blair in a heartbeat because they know ol' Tone has no problem glassing brown people.
>>
>>67652625
>16 (SIXTEEN) bob to be surrounded by the normoids for hours
S'an't
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the local lebara shop
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>image.jpg
>>
>Nihilistic with a wicked sense of humour
>my hobbies are eating and watching tv
>2 stone overweight
>short red hair
>shops at primark

Is this a red flag in a girl?
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>>67652738
>traditional britain
>normoids
>>
>>67652625
A Britain first uniform

t. Daftie and state actor working for the guy who runs hopenothate and or searchlight magazine
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>>2 stone overweight
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>>67652728
*grabs you by the neck*
so you think this is funny huh?? making fun of the disabled?! ... punk
>>
*flicks on the 'press*

ahhhh yess
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>>67652771
>shops at primark
>>
Trump

Thoughts?
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>>67652774
My bad lad, didn't see that there.
>>
Gimmick idea: Carry round an egg with me at all times, get people to ask me about the egg
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>>67652829
demagogue
>>
https://twitter.com/BBCBreaking/status/800316845467271168

Mein Fuhrer
>>
>>67652829

synagogue
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>>67652625
Death.
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>>67652829
good lad, should really get off twitter though
>>
just sent in the janny application
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>>67652839

alri Egg man Ernie
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>>67652829
Right wing twat
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>>67652895
cuck XD
>>
>>67652771
>red hair
that's all I needed to hear tbph, would try to get it in
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>>67652803
Heh, my kinda woman
>>
>>67652918
>>67652918
>>67652918
new
>>
>>67652806
*ahem*
they are 'differently-abled'
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