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/balt/

>>67644284

>>67644401
T-trust me guys proud imperial spanish descendant, n-not one drop of moor blood!

>>67644524
What's funnier is he certainly would pass for a moro

>Someone should photoshop Glorious Leader Momo VI's face on that sun for meme purposes

So after stealing our rai, you want to steal our memes.

We need to build a wall!

>>67644878
Now why would I post my face on an anonymus imageboard? I'm not an obsessed autist like you

>>67644903
>our
>your
>we
>us
>they

>>67644878
>>67644878
Moroccans are diverse and has its fait share of browns

But you can totally pass as moroccan espzcialy in the north. There are moroccan who look whiter than you.

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>>67644878
If you're fit post your abs or arms or something I need something to fap at

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>>67645026
>>67645044
Which eye matches better
Pic related or pic above? Personally I think pic related
Pic above is too white for him

>>67645313
>pic related


Agreed

>>67644903
1) - You already have one up and functioning, so do we

2)- Who will sell overpriced spanish shoes to westgerians then?

>>67645893
The eastroccans who live on and feed of algerian products

Mexico is better than MENA

>>67646270
>Algerian products

Nah, you sell your subsidized oil for maro-spanish products and necessities

My policeman neighbor made a fortune by selling shoes and canned food he bought from jbala who smuggle that shit from mellila

>>67646359
>You are 35 times more likely to be killed if you lived in : Mexico

Nah

>>67646483
Your face screams Argentine

>>67646493
Only if you're in a cartel

>>67646493
No it's not just oil being passed it's also a lot of subsidized algerian food that passes the border and sustains eastroccans..

>>67644524
But quite the splash of joo blood

>>67645313
Who is the bg pic?

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>>67646604
>it's also a lot of subsidized algerian food that passes the border and sustains eastroccans

You're full of shit kek

>>67646553

>>67646625
I I wasn't talking if myself i know i have jew blood.

>>67646553
Are you implying there are people in Mexico who aren't in a cartel?

>>67646697
Then why didnt you put t. or > memes
Learn24chan bby

>>67646662
>Yet another ignorant and uneducated moroccan

Tell that to the Algerian businessmen who lose margn and are butthurt that borders are closed

>>67646742
I woke up not long ago give me a break

>>67646697
I'm sure he's talking about the fact that Spaniards have a lot of jew blood it even surpasses moor blood in some areas
Maghrebis have very little jew blood actually, unless you have a direct jewish ancestor you know of I doubt you have any

>>67646742
Guess I'm wrong

>>67646822
Your upper lip (between the nose and lip, but not the lip) looks typical south france. The hair type and the symmetrical increase in density on either side where you get a longer and denser tuff of hair

>>67646812
>Full denial mode

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I am the Worm-Faggot. And there is nothing worse in this world than me

>>67646907
You are wrong about my post however what you said is totally true

>>67646702
Yes.

I'm so fucking sick of this place, not even the most autistic race theoreticians like Chamberlain had this level obsession and retardness. All you can ever talk about, think about is how close your features are to white norms. Kill yourselves already for christ

>>67646822
The fact that you're posting in /mena/ is proof enough that deep down you yourself know for a fact that you're a moor just like us and hate yourself for it so you post in the only thread where you'll ever belong
Accept that fact that you're a moor m8 and get over it, you could walk the streets of any city in Morocco not even just in the north and no one would think you're a foreigner

>>67646985
Yes that's why I said
>Guess I'm wrong

>>67646907
Pretty sure he was talkinf of me. My father s family are andualusians who used to live in fes and their name is today shared with andalusians jews (and of course f*assis). Befire settling in fes they were mostly jews.

>>67647148
Nice bullshit, post your pic, spanish descendants arent moors just like you arent vandals.

>>67647099
Calm down Ahmed

>>67647099
t. idiot
No one is arguing over who is whiter
The faggot chicano is the only one here denying his Moor blood and thinks he's white lmao

>>67647254
Im arguing spaniards arent moors is all with me being their descendants isnt moor.

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>>67646822
Are you moroccan?

>>67647357
Look nothing alike.>>67647357

>>67647099
“And do not kill yourselves. Surely, God is Most Merciful to you.” (Quran 4:29)
“And do not throw yourselves in destruction.” (Quran 2:195)
“And do not throw yourselves in destruction.” (Quran 2:195)
The Quran makes it clear that human life is sacred. Life cannot be taken without justification and the right to life is inherent in the tenants of Islam. Life itself is a gift from the Creator that we are obliged to care for. Suicide out of despair of God’s mercy or worldly problems is strictly forbidden. Prophet Muhammad, may God praise him, said: Whoever kills himself with something in this world will be punished with it on the Day of Resurrection. It is a major sin and its punishment is subject to the will of God. If He wills, He will forgive it, and if He wills He will punish for it.
Life is an unending succession of moments. At the two extremes there are joyful moments that make our hearts soar and dark moments that plunge us into sadness and worry or even despair. Gladness and its opposite sadness are part of the human condition, however when we lose control over our emotions we can easily fall into despair. Despair is the feeling that we get when all hope has disappeared and it is a very dangerous situation. God tells us not to despair and particularly not to despair of His mercy. God has not abandoned us in face of the temptations and trials we face in this world; He is ever merciful and has equipped us with potent weapons. God, the Most Merciful, gives us clear guidelines and promises two things, if we worship Him and follow His guidance we will be rewarded with Paradise and that after hardship we will find ease.

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>>67647171
Like I said
here >>67647148
and here >>67646907
>Guess I'm wrong
:)

>>67647248
I never claimed I'm a vandal, no one in Morocco does as far as I know, I'm a native tbqhwy, the kind that raped your ancestors
Here you go
Embrace your real heritage

>>67647330
Iberia stands out among other southern European populations as having the highest levels of ancestry originating both in North Africa as well as in Sub-Saharan Africa which is largely ascribed to the long Islamic presence in the Iberian peninsula and possibly African slavery.[1] Significant genetic differences are found among, and even within, Spain's different regions, which can be explained by the wide divergence in their historical trajectories and Spain's internal geographic boundaries. The Basque Region in Northern Spain, is the most genetically distinct and typically Atlantic European. Furthermore, the Basque region and Catalonia hold the least Eastern Mediterranean ancestry in Iberia. African influence is largely concentrated in the Southern and Western regions of the peninsula. Germanic influence is small and limited to Catalonia, Galicia and Northern Portugal. [2]

>>67647421
?

>>67647433
I like how those charts never have data on libya

>>67647330
Spaniards are moor rapebabbies

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kill every mudslime lebanon is christian

>>67647546
ok please leave this general

>>67647515
And this is why libyans need to stop having nostalgia for qaddafi and get their shit together.

>>67647546
More than half is muslim

>>67647515
Dunno why but maybe Ghaddafi had something to do with it

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>>67647602
Sick banter m8. gg baguette

>>67647524
Retard.

>>67647602
it's not us who defended gaddafi in 2011 2bh
there is a reason why algerians arent allowed visa free access anymore
>>67647631
yeah he was so gay to the west so their companies feared coming to libya

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>>67647658
Time stamp or Fuck off

>>67647672
>>>/egy/

>>67647615
muslim invaders

>>67647658

>>67644943
>>67644943
>>67644943

Kys autist kek

>>67647672
This is haram you must slit its throat whilst saying Allah Ukbar and watch it slowly bleed and panic to death.

Plus at that close range youre going to ruin your clothes.

>>67647783
No. you left your place for them.
>>67647750
I post where I want

>>67647749
What is going on here

>>67647801
Ever slaughtered halal? You could look like a sexy moroccan butcher

>>67647725
>All algerians must think like government.

Pls.
Besides it was a civil war so some of you did defend him in 2011.

However the Algerian politicians did foresee you becoming an islamist hellhole. They weren't wrong.

how do i cure my sandfever?

>>67647712
I am Mexican so we are Spainiard rapebabbies, so we also have moor blood

>>67647840
You'd rather want to post in >>>/egy/ where you better belong

>>67647801
Abu omar?
Reverse search shows its in some kaffir land anyway,

>>67647912
Yourr an indio

>>67647873
the only reason we are in a civil war is cuz islamists got butthurt we elected secularists so dont say that bs mate

>>67647546
If you want to save lebanon (and america) go to lebanon instead of trying to make this a meme. Lebanon is a good country why did you leave it?

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>>67647859
This thread was visited by the Worm-Faggot. The power of it's curse is truly destructive....

>>67647840
mudslimes invaded and bred like roaches

What is Arab Christianity even like? They are similar to Orthodox (Greek/Russian), right? Definitely not Protestant are they?

>>67647964
And you're a moor

>>67647783
If you're gonna shill for christcucks you might as well shill for the genocide of jews and palis

>>67647995
No :(
Unfortunately they are either some sort of orthodox or some sort of catholic but never protestant

>>67647876
You don't
Brown girls are the best

>>67648033
Good protestant is shit and not actually a religion

>>67647792
t.miboun

kos omak lol

https://youtu.be/ZulwKDO-6B4

>>67647995
There are tens of different churches in the Arab lands, no significant number of Protestants afaik

>>67648205
*Zamel

>>67648186
This. Protestants are degenerate cucks

>>67647975
The secularists overstayed their mandate and didn't do jack shit during their mandate. Also incompetents who have no control or authority over rhe country.

>>67648205
NAMEFAG REEEE
>>67648368
>>67648186
Wtf

>>67648033
>Unfortunately

>>67648109
They might look the best, but imagine having kids with one in Ireland. Your kid comes out half-tan instead of the white skinned blue eyed menace that we're known as.

That is GAN glan

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>tfw no arab gf made me depressed

now I have to take antidepressant medicashaan

(._. )

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How can people still be Muslim after this?

>>67648603
I used to take that effexor medicashaan a few years ago. 37mg*2 a day.

Good shit but changed my sexual sensations

>>67648537
>the white skinned blue eyed menace that we're known as.
I thought you guys were known for red hair

>>67648445
actually that's not what happens
youre talking about the former parlimant right?
that was when islamists assassinated secularists and used force to take over the parlimant causing people to riot and ask for a second parlimant which was given and was 90% secular which kicked off the second civil war cuz islamists got butthurt
all that crap is over now since we have the GNA and we are just waiting on the parlimant to finish the constitution

>>67648497
dutch christianity is best christianity
(Imo)
What branch does your family follow?
Btw who are sunni/shia in christian branches? Lol
>>67648603
NOOOOOO
THERAPYYYT NOT MEDSSSSS
YOU NEEDED THERAPY

>>67648331
>Guys please speak my ayy lmao dialect

>>67648537
Would anyone care? England has a zillion half white half south-asian they're actually pretty

>>67648691
the birds shat on the cover, not on the al-ka'ba

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>>67648755
ye but have you ever seen a ginger that wasn't as white as a ghost?

>>67648804
>England has
Compare us to England again, motherfucker.

>>67648782
Shia are like Catholics because they have saints and fuck little boys

>>67648329
yo serbianon, don't know if you've heard these or not, but recommended af

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kjm8-9f_o2g&ab_channel=NegmAlex

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RslYF2PDimk&ab_channel=Albernameg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFhJf0aK4JY&ab_channel=%C3%B5_%C5%91

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0D9JeAK5u8&ab_channel=AhmedAyman

>>67648691
because a religion isn't tied to avian sentient beings?

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>>67648824
That's a cop-out argument and you know it.

If I wore a sweater and a bird shat on it and the droppings landed on my sleeve, is it wrong for me to complain that a bird shat on me, or must I specify that the droppings only came into contact with my garb?

That also doesn't change the fact that birds perched themselves on the Kaba.

I mean, come on... Even the janitors at the mosque consistently admit to cleaning up vast swaths of bird shit in the Masjid al-Haram.

>>67648834
*compares you to England*

I fucking hate the term "brown race" its such an unspecific term, theres black/nigger (african) yellow/chink (asian) white/allah (european) and then brown/mud which is basically everything none of the mentioned. Doesnt make sense, an indian looks more like a straight haired nigger than An arab

>>67648834
You're exactly the same style of living and culture except for a language eeveryone pretends isn't dead

>>67648942
>because a religion isn't tied to avian sentient beings?

Oh please. One thing I always get from Muslims is that their mosque is so sacred that birds won't even fly across the Ka'aba, let alone shit all over it.

If your mosque was truly sacred, then how could God allow these birds -- his own creations which he has made clear do not have any free will -- desecrate his most holy site?

>>67649069
Because you're a faggot

>>67648942
šukran al-miSrii, sawf alaistimaa'

>>67648974
You are a son of a shoe.

>>67649065
t. German-Italian American with 1/32nd native ancestry

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>>67649069
>listening to these idiots
>thinking they form any credible opinion on the religion
>literally looking for anything to try and get people to admit to a non-existent flaw in some non-existent logic peddled by nonsensical superstitious idiots

I'm more of a fedora than anything else but you really can't be serious man, least not for those reasons

>a bird shat on the Kaaba so that invalidates islam
>a dog stumbled into a mosque so that invalidates the religion

the mosque has been destroyed & rebuilt a couple of times as well, a bird shitting isn't that drastic a thing

>>67649201
your welcome senpai

btw, tip for the future:

when conjugating verbs in a future tense, after including a word like sawf which would imply the future, you just use the present tense of the verb- sawf astame3, sawf tastame3, etc.

>>67648936
No wonder assman prefers anal
Morocco 4 shia

>>67649365
ah ok, many thanks

Allah isn't real, folks.
The Quran preaches a great deal of bad, and even then it's the tip of the iceberg. Hadiths in Sahih al-Bukhari, which is one of the most -- if not THE most -- respected books of hadiths even mentions how one ought to handle his female slaves.

There's even a story of how Muhammad's wife caught him having sex with a female slave.

And you know how he went about justifying it?

>"MUH HOLY REVELATIONZ"

How could such a holy man end up falling victim to one of the most animal-like instincts?
>>67649257
The thing is that with these Muslims, the only way to disprove Islam is to show that their "miracles" aren't true.

Here, like I said, Muslims say that birds not shitting all over the mosque is one of the "Great Miracles of Allah (pbuh)"
Yet here you can see it's quite the opposite.

If a bird that doesn't even have free will doesn't give a fuck about your God then neither do you.

Muslims also like to say that we have free will and at the same time claim that everything we do/say/go through has already been written. kek

>>67649069
Stop talking islam you don't even know what the fatiha is

>>67649468
OLD TESTAMENT IN THE SHEETS
NEW TESTAMENT IN THE STREETS

>>67649468
You're a nutter for listening and believing what those nutters are saying

>>67649515
>Stop talking islam you don't even know what the fatiha is

Again, classical Muslim response.

>"u durnt knurw aburt islamr so donrt talrk abourt irt"

How the fuck are people supposed to have an educated discussion about Islam if all you people do is silence, silence, and silence?

Even your own Quran challenges people to disprove the religion/book in the one of the first chapters, if I am not mistaken.

>>67649604
>You're a nutter for listening and believing what those nutters are saying

So how do you explain it then?

Can we all agree that birds (namely a fucking pigeon) do not have free will?

If we argue that they are under the will of Allah, then the only logical explanation would be that Allah made a bunch of birds shit on his house.

>>67648824
>the al-ka'ba

KEK, also am I the only one that notices that cats never defecate or urinate in mosques? Maybe they do but the stray masjid cats are always so nice and clean.

I miss Algerianfag/Alexander a lot can't believe I'm saying this

>>67649627
You have no credibility.

>>67649873
No you don't

>>67649944
I do lol since yesterday to be exact

>>67649707
All animals sin but don't get punished

Carnivors however get eaten by herbivores as 'punishement'

thats how mudslam explains it

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>>67648747
me too

mah penis took a few month break from work

it's all ok now

khaoula btw

>>67649944
>You have no credibility.
Hmm... so I take it that you are abandoning your Muslim faith, right :^)

It's okay. Pigeons don't give a fuck about God and neither should you.

Now you can stop wasting your time following some 7th century religion and be a free fucking human being. Make your own choices for yourself instead of having a space-fairy tell you what to do 24/7.

Also... bacon! Welcome to the free world, pal.

>>67649794
Cats also never shit and piss in dirty litter box

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God also hates Muslims.

He'll let a bird that shat on his mosque live but you better not try to worship him lest a fucking crane strikes down on you and your children.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIOtuYB5v6M

Muslims BTFO ITT

>>67649468
Amerifriend, you're kind of naive- you seem to mistake the idea that dogma is compatible with any kind of logic.

I've spoken to a bunch of people about religion, and they're intelligent people in general, but have had religion beaten into them from a young age. Essentially, the idea of belief as opposed to knowledge that they have is that it doesn't need to appear to be logical, it's supernatural & thus operates on unquantifiable paradigms. People believe that the el-isra2 & el me3raj happened and don't doubt that for a second, so do you think they'll really care about a pigeon?

>but why

Because for a lot of people, religion is the only solace they have in an area as inflamed as the middle east, and it's part and parcel of what is seen as tradition due to our history. If your life is shit and you are promised an amazing afterlife whilst all the social mechanisms are in place that support you in your belief, do you really think you'll care? (well, you as your own person might, but that's beside the point.)

The idea is that you use that belief system for something beneficial on a societal level. A lot of things in Islam are good, whilst some things are bad as well, as it applies to any religion. However, the mainstream narrative, in Egypt at least, is one built on relative (to western standards) tolerance.

>the gays, etc. etc.
We have a generally conservative society where that really wasn't an issue on any level for the same process of societal denial & acceptance to transpire. The West often mistakes itself & it's culture as the only paradigm that there is, which is why not every society will follow the same evolutionary track.

>>67650282
*which is wrong, and won't lead to anything. This difference in central paradigms and sources of societal legitimacy is why not every society (or cluster) will follow the same evolutionary track.

>>67644401
>>>/gif/9628887

What does she say?

>>67650282
You're right. And unfortunately, Islam is one of the main reasons why the Middle East is in such shit right now.
People are more concerned with >muh afterlife than actually solving shit down here.

You guys need skeptics. You need people who challenge the authority of religion. That's how Europeans got out of very similar situations with Christianity.

>>67650496
"Good morning! Someone sent me a DM saying "You're a banana! I'm a banana, hahaha!"

For context: there is a word in Egyptian arabic which is really close to banana that means hot chick, but is not a formal word, so sometimes it's not written as "hot chick", but as banana.

Chick's from the Gulf, btw.

>>67650550
Islam really isn't man, it's just the cherry on the shit ice cream.

Basically, the middle east has been in a mess for a long time because of the way we've been ruled, certain degrees of stratification in society, poverty cycles that don't end, artificial identities that were imposed on us and thus hold different degrees of efficacy as a means of legitimization, and a lot of other things. Islam is simply conveniently there, and idiots, as in any other place in the world, are often the most vocal, and have the nicest slogans. That's kind of what led to this sort of mess.

>>67650027
Tl;dr

>>67650550
but skeptics are there, if you're curious. Maybe not in a generation or two, but change is coming-slowly. Once people are lifted out of abject poverty & are exposed to other ideas, things might change, so long as they're exposed to them organically - i.e. there is no imposition of these ideas on them.

>>67650768
>from the gulf
>blue eyes

Nice try but i already know she is levantine

I fucking hate egyptions

>>67650922
meh, kind of has a gulfie accent. Could be Jordanian then.


>>67650923
didn't get the chance to use this in a long ass time, thanks for this

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, yabn el marra el 3ars? I’ll have you know I am descended from 7atshepsut and Ramses, and I’ve been involved in numerous breeding sessions with 3eerm*r*ti women and I have over 35 children and I’m the top bull in the entire greater Cairo metropolitan area. You are nothing to me but just another 5awal. Ana 7aneek omak with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, we mosseli law mesh mesada2ni. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, ya 5awal el 7awari. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies fel mo5abarat and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for zebbi, faggot. The zeb that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, wana momken a5azwa2ak in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in funoon el 5azou2, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Egyptian Armed Forces and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, ya sha5a. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot.Ana 7atala3 fe mayeteen settak el fadi wel malyan. You’re fucking dead yasta

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>>67650922
she is wearing those asian eye enlargening lenses
Also, most levant girls with light eyes also wear contacts lol

>>67650768
>An Egyptian thinks مزّة is somehow derived from موزة.
Fucking epic.

>>67652153
I meant in terms of spelling, not etymology.

>>67651340
>Also, most levant girls with light eyes also wear contacts lol
I fucking loathe this, also skin lightening creams disgust me
Stop trying to be white, cuck

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>>67652153
Hi
Pls write something on paper to compare our handwriting

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Levantine beauty

>>67652262
No skin lightening creams are not common in north africa/middle east at all thats an indian or paki thing
But the contacts is not so they try to be white they just want a different eye color nothing wrong with it 2bh

Is North Africa more pro gay than the Mideast?

>>67652465
NO

>>67652465
morocco has a gay king

>>67652465
nah
not even tunisia matches lebanon and israel in being gay
those guys compete for the title "gay capital of asia"
for reals

Is it true you guys hate us westerners and want to destroy our societies?

>>67652709
I wanna destroy Emma Stone

>>67652709
I wanna destroy your boipucci

How do I get a (non autistic) MENA bf who won't abuse me?

>>67652938
If you're gay your best bet is The land of the one million miboun: Tunisia

>>67653046
i'm a grill

>>67652843
Me :3=======8 you

>>67652938
1. They will always abuse you
2. Not here everyone is autistic
3. Go for jews or gulf arabs they are rich

>>67653108
>>67652938
Go home Lana.

>>67653108
Oh then any metropolitan Mena fellow would probably work as long as they're from med countries IE Levant, Egypt, NA and Jordan too I don't know about Iraq but anyway the most important thing is that they have to be metropolitan and educated

>>67652938
generally look for people who graduated from international schools. As a rule of thumb - the better their English/whatever foreign language they speak, the better off you are.


that's what I can tell you

This board isn't as entertaining as /balk/.

>>67653248
No i want her to stay here
There are 0 femposters here
I do not count 2bh

>>67652659
Hey labia did you guys get sirte back yet

Mohammed go back to /ex-yu/

Lana marry us bls be our new queen

>>67652938
Did someone say..... non autistic MENA bf who won't abuse me?

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Did someone say... autist?

Pretty sure you're the third most autistic guy in mena after mesopoonigger and fatima

>>67646907
>jew blood

It's literally the same as arab\levante blood desu.
The only difference is the religion

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>>67653964
Nothing autistic about appreciating your nation-building, literacy-bringing, pyramid-building, barbarian-scoffing, Greek text-reviving, science-doing, irrigation-planning, architecture-achieving ancestors tbqh

>>67654076
Its not the same though
Iberians have more jewish blood than Maghrebis

>>67654153
I don't know why I bother

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>>67654155
Pheraps...
I have the kike nose that ruins my aesthetical face unfortunately.

However, we were so successful at destroying the jewish culture that the jews themselves became as rude as the average iberian. They stoped being little sissies and became real men.

Truly a magnificent feat

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>tfw no Allah fearing, Arab identifying, Araby typing, astaghfirullah muttering, airport security check derandomizing, Bedouin scoffing, camel riding, couscous preparing, Daesh denouncing, diglossia knowing, Fairouz listening, familial honour bestowing, fusha speaking, habibi endearing, halal consuming, hijab donning, inshallah willing, Intifada supporting, Israel hating, jizya receiving, Lebanon visiting, Mecca facing, mascara overusing, modesty embodying, Mohammed admiring, nasheed chanting, Oudh spraying, Ottoman revolting, Panarabism aspiring, pan throwing, Quran memorizing, Saudi hating, shahada reciting, sharia demanding, shisha smoking, Turkish drama watching, virginity guarding, Westophiling, yallah exclaiming, zina committing Arab gf

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>>67654294
What's the matter, Morocco-coon?

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>>67654360
>>67654294
oops
mean't to say Morocco-kun

>>67647486
you are shit, we are iberian and celtic , that is all you stupid moor

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>>67654641
You're one of us, now.

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>>67654332
Youuuuuuuuu need a nose job

>>67647486
Yes, of course we are all arabs and africans.
Zulu pride world wide mothafockas

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>>67654728
Nah, nose jobs are for insecure faggots

>>67654741
Can you imagine if Iberia had become Muslim, though?
That would probably mean that all of South America would have also been Muslim.

Can you imagine how weird that'd be? America would literally be surrounded by Muslim countries.

*shudders*

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>>67654728
No. He has a manly Semitic nose. Leave him me, you no-nose no-chin Leafy ass lookin' faggot.

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>>67654800
Youuuuu do not look jewish but some kind of arab from middle east or perhaps north africa (((((pic related is a jew)))

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>>67654829
It woould be funny but south america is just a melting pot of amerindians, blacks and europeans.

It's the most multicultural continent in the world

>>67654923
It's funny because people with big noses have smaller chins

>>67654829
No it wouldn't, if Iberia remained muslim the americas would have never been discovered and if they did they would have been discovered by some other european power

>>67654985
Pheraps
but i'm too pale and tall to be the average arab

>>67655092
If they remained Muslim my ancestors would have taught them superior ship-design and probably we'd be on Mars right now.
>>67655063
Not in my case. I have a large nose and a large jaw/chin.
>>67655047
proof that multiculturalism is the death of all culture

are you proud of what you have done, poortuasshole?

>>67655138
>too pale
No
>tall
whats your height?

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:3

>>67655138
Arabs are relatively tall, though. He
And plenty of Arabs are paler than you.

I'm an Arab

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>>67655182
why shouldn't I?
Sailing around the world, being the first europeans to discover weebland, kickin the ass of pajeets... great times.

>>67655199
>whats your height?

1.91m

and pic related is my skin

I'm not an Arab

>>67655337
No, you are berber

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I am the Worm-egyptian. And there is nothing worse in this world than me

>>67655419
>telling people what they should identify as
Also You're pasty, but so is our iraqi guy
Many middle easterners are your kind of pasty actually now to think of it
Also the portuguese are often short too doesnt mean you cant pass as portuguese

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>>67655360
1.93m here
step up, manlet

>>67655648
Ok, i am arab

Praise saladin and sheeit boi the west is keepin us down man know what i'm sayin nigga?

>>67655737
No i didnt say youre arab
I said youre ugly like an arav

>>67655733
>1.93m here

Ok, good for you. Hope you get a nice gf then

>>67655782
>not seeing my face and callin me ugly

Are mohammeds that retarded?

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Reminder araps destroyed andalusia
https://fr.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ta%C3%AFfa

>>67655845
Ive seen your nose its ugly
And yes we are lol
Fuck islam

>>67655648
>Many middle easterners are your kind of pasty actually
lol?
/Mena/ is called shitskinistan for a reason friend
"Pale" people in Mena (with some exceptions) are brown as shit everywhere except the areas of their bodies that never see the sun which makes them think they're "white"
Lets face it

>>67655861
They are known for going super durka in Andalusia wich triggered the christian kings in the north and accelerated the process of the reconquista.

>>67654332
Holy shit that nose.

Also the Germans outdid you in the jewish oppression department.

>>67655951
2bh the areas that never see the sun are their real skin color

>>67655236
How are you going to unite morocco and algeria in in the same country.

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>>67655968
It's the designated nose of patricianism

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>>67656099
Like this

>>67655959
Thise were the berbers.

>>67655861
The almohads had one job.

I would trade neighboring iraq over sharing borders with niggegeria tbqh

>>67656099
make a huge garbage truck and crush both

>>67656190
>>67656197
Speak of the devil

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>>67656219
no pls i prefer saudi arabia

>>67656226
Can't unite like that.
That would only work on moroccans.

>>67656219
You'll regret it
Morocco is blessed it shares land borders with Algeria (ignoring the fact it harbors enemies of the state ofc)

>>67656336
You mean Eastern Algeria (aka Tunisia)

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Berbers are a meme.

You're all Arab. Stop trying to invent new ethnicities, assholes.

>>67656381
We couldve had it better

>Christcucks north
>Nigger south
>gigaNiggers east

Such is life in maghrib al aqsa

>>67656277
I said unite not conquer. You can only conquer garbage trucks now.

>>67656219
I would never ever wish that for Iraqi they deserve better than living aside hand kissing t7a7nas after all they've been through

Tariq is your name mohammed on your bassbort or is it a sunni thing only

>>67656508
Ana stnit agmano

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>>67656524
>This buttmad

Kek

>>67656508
Stoooooooop erasing their identity
You identify as whoever you want to
Take me as an example

>>67656524
Luv u 2 bb <3

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>>67656630
what identity is there to erase

they literally just conjured up some ethnicity because they wanna get welfare from the productive Arab people

drawing shit tattoos on your face is not an identity.

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Meanwhile, in the west

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>Uninronically responding to the yemeni

>>67656630
He can't erase shit lol
Our language has survived with 0 nationalism and nothing to support it except mothers passing on the language to their children for so long now that its an actual protected language its pretty much over for the haters

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>>67656622
Why get butthurt when we have tindouf and bechar and cockblocked you out of western sahara.

>>67656803

>Yemeni

Is he actually Yemeni?

>>67656715

What does Khat taste like?

>>67656780
Except most trash white girls who do this are fat ugly women on welfare so nothing of value has been lost actually its just cleaning the trash
I dont watch porn so heavily anymore but if I do I always click X when I see nigger

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>>67656821
>our language

Memespeak has more credibility as a language tbqh

>>67656851
I presume it tastes like trees because that's literally what ghat is. It's a leaf. A FUCKING LEAF.

>>67656824
>Why get butthurt when we have tindouf and bechar

Enjoy your cesspool of camel jockeys

> western sahara

https://fr.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Premi%C3%A8re_bataille_d%27Amgala
https://fr.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bataille_de_Bir_Anzarane

>>67656824
You didn't cock block shit, last time I checked the only thing you could call western sahara was a mine field between the berm and the Algeria/Mauritanian border and one meme "town" within the saharan borders and all forms of government being based in Algeria
Its more like we cock blocked you from having that sweet Atlantic vassal state

>>67656622
>Egypt
This is impossible

>>67656865
That's not a porn.
That's actually an american tv show

>>67656986
Give the Sahrawis independence, assholes.

>>67656981
>Cameljockeys

And one the biggest world reserves of iron and shale gas, thank you.

>Cherrypicking battles

In only that garbage truck was a literacy centre lol

>>67656917
t. Guy who thinks pyramids and sumerian civilization were built by arabs

>>67656824
3/4 of all UN members recognize our sovergneity over WS

And the number of camel jockey simpathysing cucks is dwindling down. . .

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beauty of North Africa

>>67657165
They were, thank you very much.

>>67657122
Who cares


Enjoy inflation faggots lol

>Cherrypicking
;-)

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>>67656871
U mad lmao? drink some camel piss m8 it might chill you out

>>67656986
De jure Western shara is nit yours and you can lose control of it to the UN every year.
>Muh Atlantic

Nobody cares about the atlantic, what did morocco do with the atlantic apart being spain and portugal's bitch ?

>>67657235
Could you explain that exquisite meme to me?
I don't read sand runes

>>67657054
No :)

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Who here can't wait until Trump make his first contact with middle eastern issues

>>67657258
>De jure Western shara is nit yours and you can lose control of it to the UN every year.
>>67657166


>Who cares

Your country does

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>all these butthurt (you)s from moroccan disposable objects

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>>67657235
I think the camel piss has more culture than B*rbers, though.

>>67657273
Pakistani caught selling his own piss to araps as camel piss

>>67657319
the memes are gonna get real real goddamn quick
>>67657273
some pakistani dude was caught selling pee while marketing it as camel piss

>>67657365
No we don't.

>>67657319
Me! I doubt it will be any good but still I'm so curious I wish middle east the best of luck

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>>67657410
>>67657417

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>Btfo

>B-b-btthurt

KEK

>>67657426
Yes you do you cheeky bastards

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>>67657480
but we caught him tho

>>67657376
The best part of my culture is the fact that its mere existence triggers the living shit out of you, its glorious

>>67657367
Why is it that whenever someone loses an argument and can't think of anything to come back with they fall back on the >u mad meme?

>leave /mena/ for a few months
>Hong Kong still khawlaposting
>pooroccan-algayrian dick measuring still 50%> of all posts
>Based Benistinian still here

love you guys

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>>67657531
>we

t. Somali yemeni

>>67657531
You still drink piss tho

>>67657417
can't wait tbqh familia

>>67657435
>I doubt it will be any good
Oh yes it will

>>67657594
Who are you Esti-poster?

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>>67657559
>culture
Stopped reading it right there
>>67657600
Even Somalia has more culture than B*rbers

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>garbage man kissing the king

CAN'T FABRICATE

>>67657319
Me
I'm quite glad he won actually

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>>67657620
I don't drink piss. Nor do I know anyone who does.
Perhaps you secretly want to drink piss but you can't find a paki to do it so you project it on others.

Hmmm.....

what ever happened to syria-anon and genrich?


>>67657665
>trump goes to el shabrawi for gourmet fool sandwiches
>trump eats abu tare2 koshari
>trump accidentally bombs lebanon whilst razing syria to the ground

the MEMES

>>67657672
An autistic Egyptian anon who never tripped.

>>67657319
I am, but it probably won't be as entertaining as any of us hopes

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>>67657594
>thinking anyone can leave shitposting

>>67657665
>oh yes it will
Why

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>>67657677
HAUHAHU

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>Googling yemeni culture

>>67657807
No way, I will eventually fuck off forever 2bh I can do it
>>67657801
Genrich is still lurking

>>67657807
Palestinian posters best posters

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>>67657819
0% prevalence in the UAE so idc


Meanwhile you still have niggers pouring through your borders
Moroccans are beta as fuck. We all know what happens next.

>>67657486
>Let me tell you about country and how its isolationism leads him to expand

Ok

>>67657801
>but it probably won't be as entertaining as any of us hopes
Have you seen the guy's tweets since he got elected?? He is having an internet fight with musical theater actors, it's going to be more entertaining than any of us hoped

>>67657792
kek

>what ever happened to syria-anon and genrich?
They still post semi-regularly

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>>67657863
>berber culture

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>>67657883
2bh for murad alone I agree
He thinks my iq is the highest

>Attaching laughing reaction pics to ever post I make means I'm winning
That's not how reaction pics work

>>67657866
good luck with that

>>67657883
O-obrigado, João

>>67657819
Is Periwinkle actually the the spiritual continuation of Mona's clit she keeps around for nostalgia ?.?

>>67657952
>emirati culture

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Uncivilized araps bls go

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>>67658020
Machete-dodger to the rescue

>>67657952
Why do you care berbers anyway you're some peninsular arab

>Comparing Moroccan berber culture with Yemeni >khat (that's literally it)
lol

>>67657807
I thought I could get away with shitposting on /fit/ instead, but my feelings for /mena/ were too strong

>>67657866
fug

>>67657919
I mean he probably doesn't really know how to deal with it. Other state organs are going to handle middle east things.

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>>67657997
But women don't post here forever right? Eventually they get dicked and leave

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>>67658029
why are you talking down on yourself like that man

>>67658055
I trigger his autism :)

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>>67658055
The correct spelling is b*rbers

Get it right, man.

>>67658049
More like
>Rich af kuwaiti nigger couldn't find a single cute kuwaiti chick to marry so he goes and buys himself four plastic Lebanese escorts

>>67658105
>Yourself

Purest Atlas genes boi

>Ifunny

>Uninronically googling reaction pics

>>67658183
>implying Lebanese escorts exist

haha mm

They're all foreign.

>>67658087
It's where you belong, fat7i

>Other state organs are going to handle middle east things.
His ego is too big to let that happen without interventions

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>>67658183
pfft. You don't know if they're Kuwaiti or not. Arab women tend to wear x100 makeup @ weddings

>>67658029
The correct spelling is a*apes.
Get it right, man.

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>tfw no white Berber gf

>>67657819

>Egypt 91

Fuck do you think Mona-chan had her clit cut too?

>>67658049
>having money enough to be greater than US or Europe
>having dark ages beliefs

>>67658217
Those chicks look Leb/Levantine in general and you cannot deny this

>>67658320
But I can because they look like plastic and as the the wahabi said, 100 kilos of makeup