What happens in here?
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.
>>67642190
Nothing
Delete this while you still can
>>67642190
Superman lives there.
also, they speak French and English.
10/10 would visit
ISIS + Autism
>>67642190
Jersey grows some of the nicest small potatoes around. Also their cows milk is lovely.
some of our rightful clay
inbreeding
Aspergers.
>>67642360
wow
>tfw no comfy small channel island of my own
>>67642557
Wrong island, ryuku
>>67642360
any his photos?
>>67642360
Good fucking times.
>>67642190
jersey and guernsey, our channel islands
>>67642271
kek, france has never claimed them though, they dont care
>>67642609
Just this one
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-jersey-31868491
>"This is not about terrorism or Islamic State, it is about a young man who has a condition, it is about autism and the need for treatment."
Heh
>>67642788
>it is about autism and the need for treatment.
>>67642788
>>67642190
/int/ gets autistic tripfags arrested for terrorism there.
>>67642190
these lands are probably occupied by migrants
>>67642825
I always envisioned him being fatter
>>67642788
>The former Victoria College pupil was a regular on the 4Chan website where he posted under the name Sheikh Suleiman al-Britani with a Jersey flag next to his name.
>He is said to have claimed on the 4Chan website he was planning to join Isis in Syria.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH WHAT THE FUCK
>>67642788
Looks beta as fuck.
>>67642877
Well yeah it's your typical person who uses a tripcode.
>>67642190
The sheikh and the paedo.
Haven't seen either here for ages, the sheikh came back briefly but he's not allowed to use the internet any more iirc.
>>67642851
>>67642945
I always wondered what happened with him.
Is he still getting treatment?
>this was two years ago
Fucking hell time flies when you're a NEET
>>67642945
He left because everyone immediately started ratting him out to the cops and his probation officer.
He was a special lad.
>>67642989
>yfw he's not even on probation anymore
We're getting old lads.
>>67643014
I remember the day the people who emailed got a response from Jersey Police lel
>>67643014
Fucking weird how he actually wanted to go to Syria. He'd probably end up like that other autistic australian kid.
I wonder how much butturt he's having with IS losing mosul LOL.
>>67642873
I feel bad for everyone that missed it. It was a wonderful day.
Everyone changed their name to a sheik name in solidarity of a person they had gotten thrown in prison twelve hours earlier.
>>67643014
ah yes, i remember that.
>>67643089
He wouldn't have been allowed on a plane after being convicted of a terrorism charge.
We quite possibly saved his life. It's up to interpretation whether that was a positive or not.
>>67643014
The best part was that he knew people had reported him to the police and still didn't delete his Al-Queda propaganda.
>>67643143
Yes, but i meant like before he got arrested.
Fucking crazy how all of that was actually real.
>>67643183
>>67643217
>tfw I missed this
>>67643183
>>67643217
There was a wiki battle about this.
Does someone still have it?
>>67643250
Never underestimate the lengths 4chan will go to fuck over an annoying tripfag.
>>67643353
He did most of the work himself.
>>67643414
True. Honestly kind of amazing it took as long as it did.
Fucking Jersey. Probably didn't even look onto it till the 50th email.
>>67643250
I doubt he was serious. He was just some arrogant sperg who fancied himself a le ebin troll.
>>67643353
Wonder what happen to StrawBoss.
>>67643780
Well probably, since he had all those magazines and access to a lot of terror related stuff.
>>67643872
he still posts on /cum/ but without his trip
>>67643931
Why? How do you know it's him? Did he came back from Japan?
>>67643872
Strawboss probably got out of the Navy and is actually doing something with his life now.
>>67643950
because it's a japan flag that has surprisingly good english
>>67643975
I miss this people.
>>67644012
Well, it's a chance, but have to lookout since 90% of japanese flags here are proxies or english teachers.
>>67642190
Idk, but taxes usually don't happen there 4 sure
>>67642190
Ive been there, its really comfy. They have the best cows and potatoes
>>67643872
>Wonder what happen to StrawBoss.
He stopped using his tripcode because he was sick of people calling him a lanky brony weeaboo cunt
>>67644313
How the fuck is he still in the Navy? Is he just going to spend the rest of his life painting shitty rusty boats?
It's been fucking years.
>>67644434
he has no skills and no life and no one wants to hire such a loser
>>67644313
He had some pics with some nice girls.
>>67644434
Well... if he never managed to have a higher rank or be a spec ops. He probably don't have any habilities outside of that, so he'll probably keep painting boats forever.
>old jersey
>>67642190
paedo sex trafficking/tax evasion island in the trillions for the elites
t. /pol/ #pizzagate
The last bastion of the Norman
>>67645299
It's mostly people of British descent who live there.
>>67642190
I guarantee they have a pizza hut
>>67645381
I'm talking about the one speaking that one weird language.