/brit/

anime

The snoopers charter will not prevent a single terrorist incident

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anibe

Anyone applied to be a janny?

would like a pretty gf with big boobies thanks

could deck any of you in the gabber

>>67639886

No I already have a job

>>67639799
>already checked all my usual websites.

what are they lad? asking for a friend?

>>67639867
/brit/
/r9k/ (never post there, don't know why I bother even checking it; always shit)
Reddit
BBC News
wizardchan

That's about it.

ngl lie lads i don't care about this new law but the potential for my internet life to be investigated during vetting has put me off applying to the civ serv

i'm a retard though so they're not missing out

>>67639872
this, surely actual terrorists would be able to know to evade things like the records of their ISP ffs

I want everyone thinking about this law to remember that the government literally had its members raping, and possibly killing children in the 80s, and the police just covered it up. You can say it's mostly false accusations, but at least for Cyril Smith it was found to be true and probably for a few others (though knowing for sure is difficult when police ignored evidence and dossiers were lost and destroyed, and a guy investigating it was found with a bullet in his head). Yeah there are lots of false accusations, but these are probably precisely to draw attention away from those which are real, to discredit as it were. Even now with this inquiry most of the heads of it keep resigning probably because of how deep the rabbit hole goes.

So do I trust the governemnt/police with my internet history, nah can't say i do.

Finding myself quite unable to have sex despite my best efforts

what a qt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmslDqdsJ8s

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>My 'domestic surveillance policies'? I'll make the Stasi look like fucking amateurs, that's my domestic surveillance policy

As someone who doesn't browse fb or twitter, tell me how I should have come across this mannequin challenge bollocks

Terrorists can simply revert to send each other letters or telegrams

The sister made cinnamon porridge

Delightful

>>67639803
No

The government want access to the data of what? 40million users over a twelve month retention period. Do you know how unrealistic that is?

The amount of storage space required would be astronomical, not to mention that all this data would have to be indexed. At the moment what they do is identify suspect individuals and pull their data, but they can't just access anybody's data, which is what they want to be able to do

>>67639943
Bit racist innit m8

drank all my dad's beer

he's going to give me a hiding when he finds out

i really need to move out

>>67639928

Jimmy Savile got away with it because he was a procurer of children for politicians, royalty and police chiefs. There is simply no other way he could have avoided justice for 50 years when EVERYONE at the BBC knew about it.

>>67639964
post aussiebum.

>>67639936
get off to the idea of her busting down my door with the police catching me mid wank and walking up to me, slapping me, looking at my screen and saying 'well aren't you a dirty dirty little boy' and then she tells the police to cuff me and then she puts out her cigarette on my quivering face and i shoot a bit of cum from my willy and then she says 'ok lets lock him up' and then she puts on a glove.

>>67639964
Ignoramus

I hope he gives you a well deserved thrashing, do you realise how annoying that is?

>>67639964
>his dad allows him to drink alcohol

rorke

>>67639928

Amazing how that inquiry got flipped to blaming the victims and smearing hundreds of them as liars (although only 1 was found to have lied). It was almost as if it was set up to fail from the very beginning. I despair at this countries and its 'institutions' sometimes.

>we need more women and more ethnic minorities

can Suzanne Evans just FUCK OFF

>tfw proto-nonce
>tfw read dabiq and other islamic extremist news sources
>tfw regularly use google to search for bait shit like "how to buy weed off the dark net", "how to test cocaine"
should i be worried lads?

>>67639964
You little cunt, glass yourself

being a) not a nonce, b) not a racist, and c) without any fucked up fetishes, i have 0 problems with the new so called law and freely invite mr government to peruse my browsing and posting history

nb: all the "i am a nonce" posts are a form of satire and should not be taken seriously

also when i say "paki" im just referring to the nation of origin for a few select people, including an individual im sure youll agree doesnt deserve much respect

PS. all the posts consisting solely of the word "poo" or "wee" do not consitute any kind of scat/urine fetish

>>67639920
I applied for the civil service after some lad ITT and in /britfeel/ told me it was cushty as fuck and easy to get an £18k job. Didn't even make it past the first hurdle where you have to fill out an internet form.

Will Paul Nuttall every be taken seriously considering he looks like Eddie Hitler?

>>67639979
he never drinks it so it's just been sitting there for months

if anything i saved it from going past its use by date

>>67639842
what animu is this?

Theresa is frustrated at being childless and is taking out that unspent authority on the country as a whole

>>67639943
Why does Rorke hate the out of Africa theory? It literally states that whites are more evolved than blacks.

>>67639978
Kill yourself Amir

going to get a job at an Apple factory lads

they're already moving back here after Trump threatened to slap a 45% tariff on all of their goods not made in America

he's not even technically president yet and he's already making America great again

>>67639983
>he's underage and/or doesn't have a job

rasheed

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>>67640016
*walks towards you*

>>67639993

Use a VPN

any actual criminal can cover themselves with ease

>>67640018
Because rorkes don't believe in evolution either

>>67640031
I am not underage and I have a job

not willing to make a comment abou the whole "Rasheed" thing

>>67640033
Her body is so disgusting an weird. It's like a layman's attempt at filling a sausage casing with meat.

apples grow on trees they are not made in factories

>>67640010
>being old enough to remember bottom

fuck off granddad

>>67639978
This made me realize that I have never seen an attractive black trap

Think I'm in love but I'm not sure.

>>67640058
truth

So lads, who's up for a mannequin challenge? *strikes a hilarious pose where it looks like I'm pouring a cup of tea*

https://youtu.be/2xFTfG-Z3XI

>>67640055
>an actual, unironic paki on /brit/

>>67640071
Don't know what that feels like, can you tell me?

the data retention law will be useful for ensuring Deano keeps his mind on football, booze and women and doesn't start to ponder the legitimacy of the government or anything like that

>>67640043
and that is what does my head in

if you're cunning enough to carry out an attack against one of the most secruitsed countries on earth. Surely you know how to make sure your messages and internet use are either encrypted or not fucking stored by talktalk

>>67640028
why would you want to work in a factory? you a bit of a thicko?

Think this autist has a crush on me haha.

>>67640085
Thinking about it I'm actually probably not, sorry

Doing quite a bad comedown

Regret taking MD

Dunno why i did it

Fuck sake

>>67640084
>an actual, unironic racist on /brit/

>>67640059
>what are dvds

Stupid Abo cunt.

>>67640014
It's one of the non canon dragon ball z movies, lad.

>>67640110
how much did you take?

>>67640110
MD comedown isn't even as bad as a hangover on drink and the feeling on MD is amazing

Just don't take it twice under six months

>>67640110
what the FUCK is MD?

>>67640117
most of /brit/ hates pakis and blacks

Peeky Blinders

Worth watching?

>>67640147
Well, I disagree, I doubt anybody here really hates us. Except for you.

>>67640127
0.3 or so throughout the night

>>67640132
alcohol hangovers don't make you suicidal for a day or 2 though do they haha

>>67640133
pingaz

>tfw my brother's probably gonna marry a chink and i'm gonna have half-chink nephews and neices

>>67640147
No we don't, speak for yourself mate. Maybe pakis, but I don't hate blacks. Pretty ridiculous statements to make. I don't support immigration but I don't HATE blacks. Nigerians in this country are usually dead on chaps.

>>67639986
honestly this entire debacle has made me completely hate this country's government and institutions.

it's so obvious that they were raping kids in weird elite rituals and shit and then they take the moral high-ground by banning everything and putting draconian laws in and sending young men off to fight stupid laws.

I mean i sort of don't mind if there are elites, with vested interests doing conspiracy. for example politicans shilling for bankers or something of that ilk. But EWS-style raping kids and then covering it up using the police is too fucking much, that is on par with like the craziest african dictators or something.

really sick of it, i want to move to a better country, which is a shame because of love this land and its people.

>>67640089
better than working landscaping or as a servo clerk or any other kind of shit work

>>67640172
hmmm was expecting more

sucks to be you i guess lmao

>>67640173
They aren't your kids mate

>>67640166
only seen the first 2 seasons but yeah it's pretty good

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>it's a "my british roommate is complaining about guns and trump for the 2nd week"episode

>>67640173
hahaha your nephew is gonna be elliot rodger

>>67640170
>rasheed so blind to the blight he's causing blighty

>>67640147
think they're just LARPing lad
>a victim of Poe's law
sad!

>>67640172
300 mg is fuckall, man up you eejyt

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more like pry minister haha

was having a bit of an anxiety attack then i had a cheeky 1.5mg alprazolam and now i feel p relaxed desu

>>67640213
decent post this one lads

>>67640147
if they are low IQ rorkes then maybe

>>67640101
hate speech

>>67640086
encouraging dissent

>>67640084
racist

>>67640059
ageist

>>67640056
sexist bodyshaming

>>67640064
sexist racism

>>67640043
encouraging cyber crime

>>67640031
racist

>>67640022
cyberbullying racism

>>67640018
racist

>>67640016
sexist

>>67639993
child pornography peruser, terrorism glorifier and drug abuser

>>67639989
uhh racist and sexist much??

>>67639977
deviant behaviour

>>67639971
>>67639928
spreading rumours

>>67639920
probable paedophile/terrorist

>>67639859
definite paedophile

>>67640170
britain is a christian country

>>67640193
got to the point where I've done it far too much and can't hack the comedown now I think

probably not worth doing it much anymore

>>67640213
great political satire there

>>67640188
off to /pol/ you pop lad

>>67640200
Alri I'll give it a watch

>>67640172
for fucks sake, that drug has too many slang terms

henceforth i declare it must now always be called MDMA, anyone who calls it anything else should be killed

STILL have'nt heard explanations for why I should know what this mannequin challenge is

>>67640220
good post

>>67640188
The British people really aren't worth sticking around for, Aussies and Kiwis are better folks desu

>>67640240
MD is pretty obvious ya fucking ranga

I call them yokes anyhow

>>67640208
Ah yes, I am such a blight on British society, what with being a computer science student who has a job and loves his country (the UK)

lads and i have unironically done the mannequin challenge hahaha

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>>67640220
>encouraging dissent
hell yes

>>67640110

*pours you an Aeropress™ coffee*

Here you go, sweetie. Wakey wakey.

>>67640243
you shouldnt if youre a boring nob who doesnt have social media or friends

>>67640240
there's a danish saying that a popular child gets many nicknames

>>67640028
Screeching at all the normies that will be having panic attacks when apple prices double

>>67640261
have you heard about the throw yourself off a bridge challenge?

>>67640261
Attempted it the other day but I couldn't stop laughing every time the camera came up in my face

it's an American thinks he's welcome edition

>While watching a news segment about Brexit, Scarlett quips that she calls her “Theresemme”, like the haircare brand.

Most of Britain is Muslim at this point...

>>67640236
>he thinks it's a conspiracy
all memes aside at least ONE politician did this shit (let alone the media personalities) and was protected by the police nad political establishment

and his name was Cyril Smith MP

even ONE doing this is too many, yet the sad reality there was probably more than one, i mean if one could get away with it so easily, why would others with those inclinations not partake?

load of tamezepam and whisky and i still only slept 5hrs

fucks sake

>>67640236
noncing rasheed

Young boy living like an old geezer

>>67640265
Aeropress coffee isn't poured. It is pressed, through a coffee filter and it drips slowly into the cup.

Jog on pretender.

>>67640294
we have entire cities where whitey isn't allowed and it's great

>>67640277
nah lad, can you show me how to do it

>>67640280
hahahaha good lad i had to drink in the challenge so i wouldnt smile

>>67640173

why is it ALWAYS a white man and an asian woman

>when the local imam hikes up jizya rates
fuck this country lads

>>67640309
>people under the age of 50 wearing flat caps

MAN DON'T CARE 'BOUT FARVERS

MAN JUST CARE ABOUT BIMMERS

MAN DON'T CARE WHOSE ARM

MAN JUST CARE IF IT'S BLINGIN

>>67640327
Male chinks are turbo betas

>>67640327
Asian women were made for the anglo cock

local authority has just banned sale of pork lads. absolute state of britain rn

Why are rasheeds such cultural deserts? At least nigs have their own culture, even if it appeals only to the lowest common denominators of society

The BBC covered up peadophilia for decades and people still defend it and pay the license fee, amazing how conditioned people are.

Lads giz the name of a proper MILF pornstar, preferably a busty one

My cock is pulsating so hard right now feels like there's enough pressure building in my bellend for it to blow up

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>>67640363
>license fee
>A license to watch TV

Very important new:

>>>/tv/76464693
>>>/tv/76464693
>>>/tv/76464693
>>>/tv/76464693

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78499941953190954120990852999741
41036595907090963524998542350908
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don't ctrl + f the number 9

>>67640327
>tfw not an Asian gal so I can get an aussie bf

>>67640327
white women can get white and black cocks so they'd never see the appeal of dating an asian

>>67640360
So on the one hand we don't integrate enough, on the other hand we integrate too much?

>>67640355
the cafe at work stopped selling sausage and bacon sarnies at breakfast cause a couple of muzzies complained they could smell it when coming into work

Why do they call it a "fee"? Call what it is, a stealth tax.

personally dont think there was any underground noncing going on other than savile and entertainment bosses noncing youngish girls for jobs which happens worldwide

>>67640360
i'd argue that pakistani culture is quite interesting from an anthropological point of view

it's a meeting of persianate cultures with an indian/punjabi substrate.

however the problem is that in the UK paki live in a cultural vacuum only adopting the most backwards of their practices and overemphasising the extreme religious aspects of their culture to the detriment to the others.

>>67640390

are you seriously Muslim?

just got arrested for drinking alcohol by the local vice squad lads

>>67640376
yes because state-funded media is much better. stupid drongo.

>>67640379
seems like a waste of time and effort

Remember, it's the awful racist whites who are refusing to integrate

https://www.theguardian.com/society/2016/nov/01/call-for-action-to-tackle-growing-ethnic-segregation-across-uk

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>>67640405

>>67640390
>we integrate too much

did I say that? you adopt black cultural traits, it's fucking embarrassing

morning lads

>>67640363
government covered up peadophilia for decades and people still defend it and pay taxes, amazing how conditioned people are

>>67640428
>Remember, it's the awful racist whites who are refusing to integrate
literally is

>>67640420
it was
jumped back up to the top of the page when i searched it and had to scroll back down
it just says /brit/ sucks

>>67640297

I can guarantee Alan Clark MP was another one. David Cornwell (Jean le Carre) talks about an incident briefly in his biography. If the police were really interested in finding out about what went on, they would need to speak to people who worked for mi5 during that era.

Crazy to think in the Islamic world a woman can just kill another woman and wear her burqa and pretend to be her and nobody would know any better

>government literally sent plebs to die in trenches to save jews
>people still defend them
come on lads

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>>67640415
>Oi boys, keep an eye out. The rozzers 'ave been about busting down doors of lads who ain't paid their their TV license

currently playing a game that came out in 2011

not going to say what it is unless someone asks

>>67640443

Feels good that you'll be dragged into the street and covered in piss and petrol when the day comes

>>67640376
>>67640459
The majority of Europe has the same TV License system as Britain

playing a theme park management video game

sorry if that offends

>>67640456
>antisemitism
watch it sonny dont want the rozzers to shut your operations down do we?

>>67640471
i look forward to dying for a cause

enjoy your fascism

>>67640405
cyril smith MP

say. no. more.
>>67640453
>police
>interested

also Cyril Smith is the only one to my knowledge where the government/police admitted to. Lucky for him he was long cold and in the ground.

>>67640487
i'm actually a muslim so it's fine

>>67640432
Nonsense.

>>67640482
I'll get over it

>>67640459
your shit-post game is weak mate.

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>>67640480
>Good call lad, me mate Keith got done in last month for watching TV without a license

>>67640482

You're probably acting like a complete kid and dropping your customers into lakes and holes...

>>67640327
small women are qt
small men are not

Want to go see a film but I'd have to go by myself and it's peak time on a Sunday so you just know the place will be absolutely hoaching with normoids who will judge and bully me.

>>67640511
you sure about that bruv?

>state-owned TV

didnt realise Australians were this retarded. no wonder they're all fucking morons.

>>67640550
literal police state desu

>>67640524
I never did that even as a kid
I play these types of games to build as efficient as I can
Got a bit o the tism

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inflating the pepe market on /b/ lads

What kind of turbo autist takes theme park games seriously

If I worked at an ISP, I would make it my duty to leak every MP's internet history who voted for the snoopers charter.

It's got to happen at some point, right?

On sidenote.. Fuck 4chan for blocking my VPN.

>>67640549
Absolutely sure.

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>Trumps lead in Pennsylvania is now below 1%
>Lead in Michigan is now below 0.3%
>Counting is still going on

>>67640570
>pepe market
Hello

dad gave me his beer for free

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>there are 'red zones' in France that nobody has been allowed to enter for a century because of an impossible amount of human remains and unexploded chemical munitions yet to be recovered from the battlefields of both world wars.

Well sore this morning, the gf gave my goolies a proper seeing to last night

http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1479547402267.webm

>>67640575
MPs are exempt from the Snooper's charter

>>67640561
>be me
>playing rct
>build hundreds of max-lap go kart loops
>everyone loves my park
literally broke the game for me realising you could do that

>>67640582
so?

>>67640547

Sunday it's a ghost town. go around 2pm, and it's only old folk (though they can be bullies too at times)

went to town to see the gf

>the sheer amount of runts walking around doing shoppiing
>literally couldn't not walk through the streets, clogged with people of all classes buying their wares

imagine that lad, imagine slaving all week to spend your pittance in a department store, struggling to walk through the streets as the rest of the plebs try to do the same

imagine your life deriving meaning from trips to the department store and your christmas presents being the landmarks of your year.

amazing.

*_* VERY IMPORTANT *_*

http://www.strawpoll.me/11692708

http://www.strawpoll.me/11692708

>>67640213
IS IT A DOLFIN IN A BARFTUB?

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>>67640617
If Pennsylvania and Michigan flip he loses

So apparently Donald Trump was born in Pakistan

>>67640632
arses are for niggers

>>67640582
>Pennsylvania
>70,000 vote lead
>only about 60,000 votes left to count

>Michigan 100% reporting
>30,000 vote lead

>>67640614
ahh yess

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Went out into a sectioned off area of forestry controlled woods and had a bit of a wander around
Devilish

>>67640630
and there you were blending in with them

you're just as bad, maybe even worse given you're unaware that you're one of them

>>67640614

How does that work in practise? Even if it says they're exempt, there's nothing stopping ISP's from storing their info anyway.

Remember when everyone knew Donald Trump as that moron who thought Obama was a kenyan Muslim

>>67640600
literally how is that a turn on for anyone

>>67640632
gf has a nice round bum but no tits.

don't mind arse gets me hornier

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Alright, bye.

literally being forced to go to church

>>67640614
hmmm is that true? I don't think so

>>67640669
Real horror show, O' my brother

>>67640693
how is shagging toilets a turn on?

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>>67640637
>>67640582
>brexit won't happen
>trump won't be president

absolutely squeaking at these pooperpillaged leftists

>>67640685
Why would ISPs store info for someone if they don't have to?

>>67640630
>le consumerism is bad because my friends at /r/latestagecapitalism and /leftypol/ told me so

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>tfw don't know if I'm making polite conversation or people think I'm boring and weird

going to make an effort with girls this weekend

>>67640677
nah as soon as i saw the major arteries of the city were clogged, i went down an ally into the non-commercial side roads (not as a political statement just to get through the city quicker)

i have most of what i want in life and am thus satiated, it just so happens that i'm satisfied with the little I have.

>>67640600

absolutely ROARING

>>67640710
wouldn't know

>>67640706
http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/news/snoopers-charter-only-amendment-politicians-have-submitted-to-controversial-bill-is-to-stop-mps-a6948211.html

>>67640687
no?

I knew him as that entrepeneur who runs a billion dollar premium hotel franchise and as the star of the apprentice. Are you literally 7 years old?

>>67640706

It's not. I just looked it up.
MP's must be told if there's a warrant to request their data from ISP's. That's it.

Their data still gets logged, and would still be able to be leaked.

>>67640720
be yourself

Asians have the objectively best aesthetics for big tits

>>67640724
good lad, what's the game plan

>>67640705
at like 7am lol?

>>67640498
pretty useful that he is dead as well, so all the fingers can be pointed at him made an example of then the population forget

>>67640550

the BBC is a government mouthpiece

>>67640582
>>Trumps lead in Pennsylvania is now below 1%
that's false though
http://edition.cnn.com/election/results/states/pennsylvania

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>>67640550
>Yeah, I heard of this one bloke -- didn't pay for his license to view television for almost three months, neighbour tipped off the rozzers and he's still sitting up at Wakefield prison

>>67640746
Fuck off yank

>>67640745
>unironically reading the (not-so) independent

>>67640714
it's not a left-right thing. it's more of that unquenchable thirst for more junk.

I am more of a capitalist than them, because i put a good deal of my disposable income into stocks and bonds. I don't personally need the newest gadgets or new pair of jeans etc.

>>67640724
um the weekends pretty much over bub

shan't be leaving the house today

no sir

>>67640754
Big tits are objectively less aesthetic than small, well-proportioned tits along with a flat tummy.

Big breasts on any body always have some degree of sag to them and make the body cumbersome and ruin the form.

t. expert on women's bodies (and virgin)

>>67640777
>state-owned media

lel

>>67640762
going to a party and I know this girl that recently broke up with her bf is going to be there

>>67640630

the insectoids at work are talking about christmas presents non stop. some are proud of the fact they got all theirs done in october, others are fretting that they are running out of time. they sure are expending a lot of time and thought on this important event.

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>I don't personally need the newest gadgets or new pair of jeans etc.

too angry to wank

>wish white people would die
>wish black people would die
thoughts?

>>67640810
Big tits done well add even more of what all men love in a woman, soft curves

The contrast between the giant tits and the flat-as-fuck faces come across nicely

I am an existential capitalist. Capitalism without consumerism.

>>67640769
the UK's population are so fucking distracted to the government's machinations.

they only scratch into the surface, looking at party-politics (oh labour let lots of migrants in but the tories didn't stop them, oh the tories cut this public service but labour didn't raise it again), but the scales have yet to come off their eyes as to the grander-scheme

>>67640816
>>67640630
wow look at me le edgy free thinker criticising modern life wow I sure must be the only person in the country who thinks like this, everyone else is like a le insect !!

Going to walk to tescos, you want anything?

>>67640765

have to go get ready and help my sister get ready then go

And Trump was right about Obama. he is Muslim, hes admitted it repeatedly.

>>67640781
>I am an investor because I read marketwatch and browse /r/investing every day and think I know what I'm doing with my money

just embarrassing really

>>67640816
Every year at Christmas I give my sister £300 quid and she buys presents for everyone we know (I don't know anyone outside the family because I'm not a normoid) and then the gifts are given as being from both of us.

Literally have NEVER done any christmas shopping in my life.

>>67640833
rasheed

dated a girl with perky g cups
absolutely amazing
ugly face and treated me like shit though but oh well

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>dated a girl

>>67640781
>I am more of a capitalist than them, because i put a good deal of my disposable income into stocks and bonds.

Yeah we all have a pension m8, fuck off you're not special

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>yanks ad other JFs STILL think letter from the derbyshire constabulary is real

A high street or supermarket this time of year is the perfect place to observe how robotic and programmed the average person is

>>67640866
>perky g cups
wtf how? was she 14 or something

can't stand you utter fedora retards who think you're so special for criticising modern life le everyone is an insect

literally everyone with an IQ above 90 has the same thoughts like this - yet what can you do about it?

they go shopping with their families whilst you sit inside a cold dark shitty room shitposting about it on an anime website

>>67640841
its pretty much true though

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>>67640835
I will grant you that big tits on a well-proportioned thicc girl are nice and appeal to some primal fertility element within me (and all men who don't have low-test). But it's such a fine balance to get right.

However small breasts + flat tummy = prime aesthetics.

>""""men"""" who like small tits or Asian """women"""

Off to Wakefield prison for noncing it is my friend

>>67640912
just turned 18

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asians cannot compete

>>67640917
Small breasts are better in the long-term and often suit finer aesthetics, yes I'll agree to that

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pic related

have nobbled on a pair of FF's in my time

>>67640841
each to his own at the end of the day

but surely there is a better way to spend a weekend? a walk through the park to see the last of the autumn leaves? a quiet sit in a pub? reading a nice book and doing a roast? going to a museum?

i don't see the appeal of walking through an artificially lighted department store clogged with other people to spend money on things i saw on adverts.
>>67640847
>all these references to reddit
don't browse it to be honest

i read two books on investing, then spoke to a distant uncle who made a bit of money doing it. now i just put the same amount in each month and don't look at it so often.

>>67640913
you're an interesting specimen

How does it feel to be touched by a woman you fancy? I'll literally never experience that feel.

>>67640918

literally they are pedophiles.

I mean, if you wanna get with an Asian broad and it stops you from kid touching then fine but just know literally everyone knows you're a pedo and theyre silently judging you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzR3Jir7ZoE

Really, really want to move to somewhere like Idaho or Montana, maybe even rural Oregon

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>appeal to some primal fertility element within me (and all men who don't have low-test). But it's such a fine balance to get right.

>However small breasts + flat tummy = prime aesthetics.

Do some people even review the ridiculous shit they post?

Any of you lads heard of the big runescape streamer b0aty?

Saw him in a old warehouse sweatbox club last night pinging his nut off, absolute legend

>i read xkcd
>i am le funny nerd xd

>>67640955
pretty good
prettaaay
prettaaaaay
pretty good

>>67640814
give her the diq

nipping to skag gully, you lads want anything?

>>67640913
>yet what can you do about it
spend your time doing literally anything other than shopping?

>>67640946
>but surely there is a better way to spend a weekend? a walk through the park to see the last of the autumn leaves? a quiet sit in a pub? reading a nice book and doing a roast? going to a museum?

WOW they also do these things in addition to the socially forced custom of christmas

you are a cretin

banana brains you're the apple of my eye

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>>67640938

they would need to have understood gurdjieff to be qualified in their opinion

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>>67640967

>>67640983
some skag and a gf please

>>67640975
trying my best
giving it my all

>>67640913
>Shopping is a family activity

my mum used to take me to the cinema or to the zoo 2bh.

>>67640996
*stays with you tonight*

Wow you're not allowed to buy clothes anymore

You are FORCED to walk through a park to stare at yellow leaves or else you are an automated drone

>>67640847

How are you aware of those reddits?

I've never heard of them because I don't browse reddit, have never posted there. Yet here you are trying to disparage people with reddit references when you're the one who knows all about it. Weird huh?

just done a poo

like and subscribe for more!

>>67640965
>filtering anything you spout on an anonymous anime website in a general that moves faster than any other thread on the site

can't imagine being this insecure lmao

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the gf just sent me this

>>67640968
I unironically watched all 12 hours of his 'one man army' series in about 2 days, despite quitting RS 10 years ago, and thoroughly enjoyed it

seems like a top lad

everything on my island's stoney

Barry Lyndon

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what was it that made her so sexy lads?

the best i've ever gotten from a girl is some pity hugs AMA

If you buy clothes then you are an automated drone

>>67641020
*has the best time of my life*

>>67640989
man you really underestimate how much meaning the given person derives from the shitty little things they buy.

>go to an office
>literally only thing people talk about is there new car or their new tv or their new this or that

>>67641028
why are you so aggressively defending consumerism? whats your end goal here?

I want a girl to put my willy in on the reg, lads..
Why is it so difficult?

>>67641034
>Fertility element
>Prime aesthetics
>low-test

Guarantee you've never seen a pair of tits in your life mate. Don't see how poking fun at your autistic self = insecurity either?

>>67641051
Attainability

>>67641061
same lol

redpill me on marriage

>>67641038
second time I've seen him in a club, got a pic with him first time but left him alone this time as his jaw was swinging and he looked like he was in his own little world

>>67641068
Because everyone wants someone better than themselves

>>67641042
fave film

sex is amazing tbqh
wish I was having sex

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What was this guys fucking problem?

OOH EE OOH AH AH
TING TANG
WALLAH WALLAH BING BANG

>>67641086
where did you seem him? Is he a good lad?

>>67641089

But I even tried to settle for a girl 30lb+ overweight and that wasn't enough. How low do I have to go?

>>67641061

haha, I can relate

>this entire thread

howling. do non-Londoners just spend their entire time shopping buying shitty things to make their lives happier?

>>67641029
the general rule for subreddits is they make them based on what will be discussed. For example, if they want to discuss investing it will be /r/investing, if they want to discuss movies it will be /r/movies. A bit like how the television board here is called /tv/

new
>>67641135
>>67641135

Lads should I go to the cinema with the familia? Apparently that new harry potter spin off is on, is it watchable?

>the reptile-brained runts get upset when you call them out for being mindless drone-like slaves to advertising and commercialism

haha

that's a nice new pair of shoes you've got there, you must be real happy with yourself!

I'm Chris Finch, you're David Brent

>>67641107
rock city nottingham first time
brickworks nottingham last night

seems like a good lad yeah, didn't realise he was in to mandy tbf

he's got some videos of it on his snapchat

Honestly had no idea Runescape was still a thing after 2005

>>67641111
just go for a pro, it's how most of your ancestors did it

thought you'd never ask!

*hints at you making me a cup of tea*

WOW you spent the weekend queueing in john lewis to buy some perfurme and another jacket?

tell me more please!