holy shit...

when did you beat slovakia

>>67620411
when you were part of nazi

When did you beat Cyprus?

>>67620431
at the end of the war we were allies

>>67620462
ww1

>>67620341
>The Australian-American War
Never Forget

>>67620470
yea because we beat you. we beat germany and made them into a friend.

>>67620341
>US ever beating Russia
>US ever fighting Jordan
>US ever fighting Albania
>US ever fighting Bulgaria
>US ever fighting Australia
>US ever fighting Poland
>US ever fighting Syria
>US ever fighting Ukraine
etc
etc
etc
What the fuck nigga?

>>67620499
USA never even fought Slovakia.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slovak_National_Uprising

Later it were Soviets that liberated country

>>67620341

You beat alot of those countries the same way Britain beat Finland during the continuation war though, does that really count?

>>67620554
>swedish education
pick up a history book ahmed
>>67620571
wrong. we bombed you.

okay seriously though, is fucking Vietnam REALLY the only cunt to have bested the US?

Vietnam?

I find that quite amazing. gg to them

>>67620622
no you didnt

>>67620622
You have never been in a direct war with any of those countries though???

>>67620653
vietnam beat france, the uk, the mongols, the russians, the chinese, and the spanish. they are truly the most powerful race.

Mexico took the Alamo and Goliad, and dominated for the majority of the war so yeah Mexico half beat USA :^)

>>67620770
why california in america then? they clearly did not dominate.

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>>67620622
>>swedish education
>wrong we bombed you

>be American
>negative IQ

>>67620341
''WE WUZ Nª1 AND SHIET''

>>67620341
since when did you beat me?
in the invasion of 1989?

>>67621024
panama canal and the mexican american war

>>67620471
Cyprus only exists since 1960

I could have sworn the US declared war on funland because lol axis

>>67620746
they were also conquered by the french tho..

When did america ever fight against russia?
Cold war doesnt count

>>67621084
it was UK

>>67620341
When was Iran beaten in a war? Or Russia? Also they beat Afghanistan and Egypt. The Korean war a draw.

>>67621233
>who cares if you beat us in 2 (two) wars! we burnt down a wooden house!

>>67620341
Last I checked Morocco was the first country to recognize your country after you guys gave the finger to the brits and we've never had a war since

>>67620341
Britain should be purple then, your fancy house didn't burn itself down.

>>67622307
>who cares if you were fully involved in a war with the French from whom we received backing, our insurgency was deemed more trouble than it was worth to keep us

>>67620622
>swedish education
>coming from an american

When the fuck did America beat California or Oregon?

>>67620341
When will the US recognize South America as their future best allies?

>>67620341
This is what Americans actually learn in school.

>cold war ending in a stalemate
>USSR collapses
>USA WON OVER 15 COUNTIRES!!!!!!!!!!!

>>67620341
Afghanistan should be in blue : ^)

>>67620341
Why is canada in red? They burned the fucking white house.

>>67620341
>countries the US has beatin in a war
>US

You can only post in this thread if your country is not a shithole which has had a civil war.

Russia won the cold war about 2 weeks ago

>>67621046
Central america was not a part of Mexico during that war...

>>67624497
we still accomplished our main war goal in the war of 1812. so we won.

>>67624844
wrong

>>67624634
Not ideolodically. That's what matters m8.

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I wish my country had gained independence 300 years ago

>>67624888
>american education
No, it's right.
Look it up

>>67620341
delet :DDD

>>67620341
when did you best korea

>>67624998
korean war

>>67620746
>and the spanish
da fuck u talking about punk?

>ITT: Embarrassingly WEWUZ murican vs the world
We're not all this stupid I promise

>USA has beaten the USA in a war
rly makes u think

>>67625171
fuck off cuck.
>we are not alll racist as drumpf xD beleive me we are as progressive as scandinavian countries if you ignore the south :(((

stupid dumb hipster NIGGER

>>67620341

Turkey? Russia? China? Huh? How high are you?

>>67625077
The conflict isn't over, getting a ceasefire doesn't equal winning the war, otherwise Vietnam would be red in OP's map.

>>67625275
Trump beats china all the time

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>We will never go to war with Brazil and finally wipe out the simian menace once and for all

>>67624922
you lost against USSR

> This shitty MS Paint Job will get over 100 replies

>beat everybody when they are weak
>cant even beat vietnam
USA USA USA

>>67625344
Indeed, but we kinda won them during our civil war. Reds in this country tried to make us part of Soviet Russia

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>>67625341
but you went to war with us, we just happened to be at the same side

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>>67620341
>USA is red

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>>67620341
>hiding the truth

>>67620341
>tfw white

>>67620341
With Trump and Gen. Flynn in the congress. Russia defeated the USA.

>>67625503
They had a civil war

We never had a war with USA...but i guess it considers the Soviet occupation of Estonia since USA was friendly with USSR in war.

>>67626100
dlet

>>67621240
Perfidious anglos

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>>67625400
Russians vs commie shitskins don't count

>>67620341
The only thing remotely similar to a war between Costa Rica and the US was the campaign against William Walker in 1856, and we won that shit, so I called bullshit on your map

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>>67620691
u'd be amazed how many countries they bombed

When the fuck do you figure you ever beat us in a war?

We BTFO'd you when you tried to invade in 1812 to the point your armies were literally too scared to attack

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>>67624888
lmao Americans got absolutely wreckamarolled by the absolute lad Brock

>>67629751

This Ameri-fat is writing his own story. The U.S attacked FIRST and got BTFO in Toronto and Quebec. Ameri-cunt is just being retarded as usual.

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>>67629691

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>>67629854
>7 killed
>2500 captured

vs

>2 wounded

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>>67629854
wrong. all of the soldiers were drunk off canadian provided alcohol. it was a trap.

>>67629893
Your point is ?

>>67629949
that the USA will have its failures, because we are involved in many conflicts. a historyless and culturless country such as romania would not udnerstand.

>>67629854
>>67629913

Lets not forget all the Canadian women, those Ameri-fags raped. INEXCUSABLE! Also, our milita BTFO their "veterans".

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Is Vietnam the strongest nation to ever exist?

>>67630009

Lets not start this again. JUST DROP IT.
And the strongest nation to ever exist belongs to Rome. Too bad the corruption got them.

>>67620341
nz btfo

>>67630092
Didn't that earthquake sink them into the ocean?

>>67630092
haha lol thats the reason i made the image, i was waiting for someone to point that out X)

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>>67629976
>that the USA will have its failures, because we are involved in many conflicts. a historyless and culturless country such as romania would not udnerstand.

Fuck are you talking about, you've had it easier than almost any country ever. You've never faced a legitimate enemy of your size face to face since you're fucking revolution, where your enemy was over a fucking ocean.
If a coalition equal to your size would form you would shit your pants.

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can NOT make this up

>>67630147
xDDDD epic bro haha xx

>>67630167
DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW

>>67630167
literally all canadians who died.

>>67630164
Just wait for the Chinese uprising, lad

>Italy listed
Italy was on your side in the WWII, you have to list only the Republic of Salò (that never was a country)

>>67630242
>Americans shooting Canadians by accident

Wouldn't be the last time. Watch your fire you fucks

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tarnak_Farm_incident

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>>67620341
You've never beaten us in a war. We've never been at war against each-other.

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>>67630242
literally can't make this shit up

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>>67630473
WELL YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP FUCK YOU

USA STILL #1

>>67620495
The Americans armed the emus to defeat the banter government. Arming rebels worked well in Afghanistan looking forward to the Emu Caliphate of America.

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>>67630587
>needing nukes to nuke somebody
Fucking pansies.

>>67630587
Nice job killing your own again.

canadas blue but u tried

>>67620341
Who needs muslims to beat America when you have vietnamese farmers

>>67620341
Wrong

>>67620341
You never beat France, Deshawn. Also you never beat Australia and England we're the one who beat the brits, remember 1812.

>>67632941
>>67633407

Ahmed

>>67620341
When the fuck did you beat us?

>>67633407
We beat England in the revolution, Pierre.

technically we beat you in 1885
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Panama_crisis_of_1885

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>>67620341
Small time.

>>67620571
He thinks the Cold War was an actual war

>>67636092
Meant for >>67620554

>>67629854
I really wish you took that place.

>>67620341
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paraguay_expedition

>sorry for killing your friend, eh? here's some cash

>>67624544
Nigga we had that for 100 years.

>>67620571
>liberated

>>67636061
>invaded
>Finland
Kys, your pic is even more retarded than OP's

>>67620341
Afghanistan and iraq beat you too.

>>67620341
You beat Mexico, but you got to keep Cali, so who beat who, m8?

>>67625298
No, no, he loves China, don't get him wrong.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDrfE9I8_hs

>>67620341
>US beating Russia in a war
Actually it is vice versa.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Allied_intervention_in_the_Russian_Civil_War

>>67620341
innacurate
you forgot libya tunisia and algeria getting rektified in the second barbary war and for some reason assumed it was only morroco
we shared in the suffering friend

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Treaty_of_Tripoli

>>67636999
fucking muslims i swear

why can't they all just die

>>67620341

Proof that god should probably separate SA form the rest of you people.

>>67620554

They dream too much.

>>67637039
>Art. 11. As the Government of the United States of America is not, in any sense, founded on the Christian religion

tfw no USS Philadelphia

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>>67620341
Slovenia was only ever involved in one war...

>>67636329
ANGLO'D

China beat US in Korea you dumbass

>>67625400
They were not actually make Finland part of Soviet Russia as move the border further. If they wanted to make your country a part of Soviet Russia, they would
unfortunately.

>>67636329
Anglos landed near oulu at one point in 1850's and demanded supplies so I guess that counts.

>>67642075
Dumb ryssä is confusing the finnish civil war and winter war.
Typical.

>>67620554
There were Anglo-American bombings over Bulgaria.
But otherwise, yeah.

That's a retarded tread, I am out of here.

>>67640427
>Fight in a country right on Chinas doorstep
>Jhyna literally pours troops over the border by the thousands
>US has to cross an ocean
>Just grab em by the Chyna only manages to retain HALF the country despite gommies nearly doubling allied numbers
>Total gommie wounded were 100K-200K more than allies
>Total gommies dead were 200K-500K more than allies
>Both sides gave up

That's not a lose or a win for either side, Rasheed. It's called a stalemate for a reason.

>>67630164
But he is right though, there is no such thing as Romanian culture or history