ITT: It's 1914

we inagurated the canal

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>>67609699

>>67609699
best map i've ever seen

>>67609809
This desu.

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>>67609699

>>67609699
>tfw Suzette rejected me
Im gonna get a comfy position in the army, nothing will reach me there.

Wow European civilization seems to be at the top of its game right now, I'm sure things can only get better from here!

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We are in for a fun fucking century.

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I should kill that western fag franz.
I heard he was coming here to Sarajevo

>>67609699
Its not even a map, its bloody UK

>>67609699
That map is wrong tho, Tacna was still Chilean territory until 1929

>shit nobody cares

>>67610441
Anglos always win

fuck panama

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4zj6nIPPXc

>>67609699
Ok

>>67609699
good morning gentlemens feels good to be first worlder

>>67610346
DO IT.

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>>67611115
I'M DOING IT

>>67611341
The absolute madman

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>>67611341
HOLY SHIT HE DID IT ! ! !

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>>67611391
>>67611447
DAS RITE I KILLED HIM

t.Gavrilo Princip

>>67609699
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_6AQA4uzD0
EIN ZWEI DREI VIER FUR DIE VATERLAND

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>>67609699
I WILL FIGHT FOR MY KING !!!

>>67611511
Fuck you man now i will actually have to kill people and i'll never see Suzette again.

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>>67611341
god no!

YOU OO KAY

YOU OO KAY

YOU OO KAY

How does it feel not living in the best country in the world?

>t. Britsharter

>>67609699
Still hate frogs.

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GOD SAVE OUR GRACIOUS king

LONG LIVE OUR GRACIOUS king

GOD SAVE OUR king

>>67612090
>S. Africa was still good at this point

Better go join the ottomans and kill me some filthy anglojews

brb gonna smoke a fuck tonne of opium, fuck an underage hooker then ride my motorcycle around mowing down wogs with the lewis

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>>67612033
>>67612090
>>67612163
zzz...zzz...zzz.

>>67612514
;w;

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And Russians here? I'm gonna free Finland from you.

We have no intentions on killing armenians

>German actually believe they'll win in a war against us
We would be done with you by Christmas

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>>67612777

>>67612777
You are lucky Austro-Hungarians made an alliance with you roaches, i curse them for allying with you

>>67613062
Don't forget France and UK

isn't that china kind of oversimplified

>>67613002
you have the nerve gas ready?

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>>67609699
>tfw more powerful and richer than every other latin american country COMBINED.
Next great power coming in, move aside europoors.

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>>67610346

>>67613584
what a boring country you are

>>67610461
Also,
>Puerto Rico gets American flag
>Alaska doesn't

The Alaskan flag didn't exist until 1927 (not that anyone cares)

>>67613668
It's our fault, we traumatized them ... twice

>>67609699
I want the empire back.

>>67613668
The occasional black market deal is excitement enough for us. Also keeps the fridge filled.

>>67613668
argentina is always neutral too.

>>67613477
Were we though?
I don't know much about Brazil back then.

>>67613751
>some shity lands from africa
>empire

>>67609699
Union jacks EVERYWHERE

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>>67613668
>>67613731

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>>67609699
>WE WAZ KANGS

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>>67614834
Nah, not really, but the meme is still valid. We were rich.

That's GDP per capita to the value of USD in 1990

>>67614976
this polandball thing is so fucking retarded and unfunny

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>>67615362
*tip top hat*

>>67615523
>#swisshumor

>>67615362
and then it all went to hell

>>67615939
long live to Yrigoyen.

RUSSIA DON'T DO IT

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>>67609699
Fuck this French people!

Man, life in America is really ok.

>>67616388
u should start sending the negroes back to africa before it becomes impossible, my american friend

To the argies here. I'm anon's great-granduncle and I just murdered my fiance's father to marry her and now we need to escape. Can we come please?

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>>67616307

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>>67616454
Prussia forever! Die you filthy French Rats!

>>67616453
That depends. Are you an anarchocommunist? if so, stay back, we already have a lot of your kind.

>>67616597
What, no? She's rich as fuck. We just want to own some piece of land in Las Pampas.

>>67616441
It's waaaaaay too late for that.

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>>67616554
*blocks your path*

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>>67616700

>>67616653
nope, not yet

it will be too late after world war 2 and especially the 60s, when "muh racism" becomes a terrible thing in the public eye

>>67616644
Ok then, you can settle anywhere you want, as long as you have cash. You can stay in https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hotel_de_Inmigrantes for about 2 weeks though, for free until you find a job.