/brit/

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cara

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Good edition

*takes a photo of you from behind and runs off*

how do I stay woke?

putin

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@everyone else ITT

>>67603493
Watch Alex Jones

anyone else feel like they still stayed xannied up the day after?

finding it hard to focus the eyes and brain

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kay-on

>>67603493

Liquid DMT solution intravenously 24/7

>>67603522
>No Azusa

In the irish pub sitting at the bar on my own watching the Liverpool game

once I've had a few beers for courage I'm gonna go back to the hostel and lurk around the common room and try to make some friends haha

>>67603544
B

>>67603552
Yeah that's a downside

watching hogans heroes lads

>>67603556
bicyclists = brown hordes

motorcycle = trump

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>>67603468
Where did you find this photograph of my significant other?

>>67603556

ROARING

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>>67603496
Disgusting
>>67603552
She's trash anyway, lad.

xenophobes

>Mfw some random cunt bangs on your window

reminder
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1479505669011.webm

>>67603643
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>>67603643
Delete this now.

taking a chance

having a punt

>>67603660
Who has that edit with the EU flag?

>>67603688
>he doesn't have a method
screeching

>>67603660
old simpsons is amazing

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1479546045911.webm

not quite sure what to think of this one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxKcEsT9qLM

Just watched this, am now woke as fuck.

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*crawls on you*

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>>67603680
I refuse

Seriously do need a boyfriend

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gf is pretty good at tennis lads

gatto

>>67603627
On /fit/ i think

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1x short haired gf please

came to the conclusion that I regret brexit and want to retain freedom of movement so I can move to the continent

>>67603715
doing a nuke in he general korean area

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>>67603726
why?

>>67603745
LOL NO ONE CARES

>>67603753
you still can do so

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>>67603737

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this is well cute x

>>67603791
also true

business idea: never drink again

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>>67603745
She's got a runtish bf

That you lad?

PENALTY APPEAL
Sunderland 0-0 Hull

How have Hull got away with this one?

Goalkeeper David Marshall has a rush of blood to the head and clatters Duncan Watmore from the side.

It looks innocuous on first viewing, but replays show the Hull man is lucky to get away with that one.

Business idea: drink buckfast til I vomit

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WE ARE THE HUMAN RACE TURNING INTO ROBO SAPIENS
COME FEAR MY GOLDEN RACE
I AM A ROBO SAPIEN

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>>67603745
>pic

>>67603829
Hull anon here, shan't be reading this post.

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>>67603757
It just so happens that we have different opinions.
Your's is not as decent as mine though.

>>67603829
>Sunderland vs Hull
No one cares lad

>>67603842
Business idea: have gay sex with me

>>67603858
*invests*

unironically enjoy browsing /x/

FEISTY ONE YOU ARE

>>67603745
>>67603818
That girl is fucking disgusting and looks like the female personification of one of you losers

>>67603845
hello mark

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>k-on!
watch good animes like naruto and inuyasha

>>67603818

i wish

>>67603772
I know but depending on how negotiations go I'll probably just get sent back to the depressing shithole we call England
>>67603791
love this pic

>>67603865
still don't know if they're being ironic, roleplaying or are genuine nutters 2bh

rorke test:

if you were an employer would you rather hire:

a) a black man who performs outstanding work
b) an indian who performs decently
c) a white guy who is awful at the job

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>>67603851
My subjective opinion is better than your subjective opinion according to objective standards.

>>67603865

>That thread about the anon finding the bones

Fucking hell that was an interesting read.

>>67603874
She works at ticketmaster lel
Definite runt

Business idea: Value (Cross-thread)s as much as (You)s

>>67603879
I'm Richard.

>>67603908
a

>>67603908
Indian. Slightly less shit coloured but still ok at the job.

tfw no older sister

tfw no older sister as a kid who would get her friends together and put make up on me and make me dress in girls clothes

tfw no older sister to undress me infont of her friends to show them my tiny peepee

tfw no older sister to use me as her personal toilet

>>67603544
both

offer weapon

going to see the gf but I'm still depressed af

probably not a great

>>67603965
Tried kissing one of my older sisters friend when I was 9 and she was asleep
She woke up haha

Intelligence services, I just want to say that whatever I post that sounds extreme it's just a bit of banter, so please dont arrest me.

>>67603965
I have an older (23) and a younger sister (11), I have to share a room with the younger one, it is not fun.

>>67603855
>not caring about the adventures of >moyes

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i want to cummy in mummy esdeath uWu

>>67603996
'sheed

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>>67603910
Nice try, mate. But it doesn't work like that.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/peer-lord-immigration-native-britons-bloody-stupid-kerr-migration-a7425336.html?cmpid=facebook-post

hmm made me think

>>67604003
is your younger sister hot

>>67604027
she was an 8/10 la, couldn't pass up the chance

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>>67604028
It does, I just said it did.

>>67604020
excellent post

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pint of milk ta barman

>>67604019
Moyes memes have faded, no one cares how he does with a shit club

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>>67604003

How do you have sex with your gf then

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>>67603910
>>67604028
Both of you just stop lmao.

>>67604091
I've never had one.

>>67604057
Nonce.

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>>67604089

How do I gain an older qt lads?

>>67604114
not an answer

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where are they going? Dublin?

>>67604127
She is cute, not hot.

>>67604117
how old are you talking?

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>My subjective opinion is better than your subjective opinion according to objective standards.

>>67604135
would you fuck her if she was 5 years older and not your sister?

>>67604003
I share with my 9 year old sister, its ok except that I have to go to bed early which is annoying. This is what I get for taking a meme degree and ending up with a shit job.

>>67604145

Preferably ten years older or so

>>67604135
is she a qt?

I'm this close to battering this Icelandic prick lads
*holds thumb and index finger very close together*

>>67604128
6th time this week

how many men do you think tay swift has shagged?

>bought an autism cube
>turns out the seller is actually a chink
>provides tracking details that aren't recognised
>reckon it's a counterfeit item anyway

Fucking hate these unscrupulous bastards.

>>67604174
I guess

>>67604157
shan't be answering this

>>67604117
I'm 23 and got a 27 year old gf

ama

so many wronguns ITT

glad GCHQ is keeping tabs on you

>>67604186
whats an autism cube?

>>67604165
quite like these 2bh

>>67604191
means the answer is yes

bet you've sniffed her panties you nonce

>>67604117
same way you attract younger girls, except you need more than just looks

>>67604209

How did you manage that?

When I was a teenager I shared a room with 2 of my brothers and 2 of sisters

Had to sleep with 2 other fucking pubescent boys every night in the same bed, wasn't a fan

>>67604219
Nope, I sniffed my older sister's knickers when I was a horny teen though.

>>67604191
would you let a big brolic black guy name Raquel and all his friends run train on her?

>get kfc
>pepsi leaks in the bag
>soggy warm pepsi soaked chicken
>just throw the entire thing away and sip the pepsi in shame

fuck this company

>>67604186
Would you like me to provide step by step instructions on how to solve the Rubix cube you bought from my cousin?

I can make it easier for you to solve. The price tag just gets higher since our family is after all putting a brand on the generic OEM cube that got sold to you.

any girls 'ere?

>>67604242
Were you raped every night by the two?

>>67604185

probably has a harem of male models who she fucks at will. She's probably already been fucked twice already today.

>>67604248
>putting your drink in the bag
absolute spanner you are

>>67604240
just be yourself

>PHWOAR CLOBBERED THAT MINGE AND WENT RIGHT UP THE CHOCOLATE BON BON FACTORY

What's wrong with northerners?

>>67604248
Do NOT like KFC chicken 2bh, throw it away regardless. Disgusting greasy shit

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>>67604213

>>67604291
I'm Northern, AMA.

>>67604269
No but we had mad fights in there and then daddy whooped and slept our asses bruh :'(

>>67604169
If you're a bit of a player and/or hot: pick them up at bars
Otherwise find yourself a dead-end job in a large factory or shop, you really start seeing as they hold no standard anymore if you're a semi-decent human male

>>67604251
Who mentioned Rubux cube, you unwelcome fat nigger?

>do something the govt doesn't like
>they legally hack into your computer and visit illegal websites
>release this info publicly and destroy you and/or imprison you for being a nonce/terrorist etc

ah yes nothing to fear, nothing to hide

>mfw can first degree price discriminate against retards that don't know how to solve the Rubix cube

lifes good.

>>67604242
fucking hell ireland is grim

did you all eat potatoes from the same plate too?

>>67604242
how did any of you wank

>>67604361
Bathroom ya header

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1478541214515.webm

>>67604306
>all those negative reviews

Jaj
https://www.amazon.co.uk/s/ref=nb_sb_noss_1?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=fidget+cube

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>>67604336
What kind of an autism cube we talking about here?

>>67604243
fucking disgusting

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>>67604368
Good post

>>67604403
What would you have done?

>>67604368
>I'm calling the cops on you
Ahahah

absolutely atrocious thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9cLIKMOMFw

>>67604386
its fucking machines lad

>>67604391
Please delete this.

>>67604368
25 here

Saw cum on my older sisters panties once, stopped wanking with them immediately after that

>>67603415
Hi lads

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>no i don't smoke weed, i'm already crazy enough without drugs ha!

>>67604388
Those reviews are because the Chinks are flooding the market with fakes.

I feel bad for the lads who put this thing together through hard work and got their business off the ground through Kickstarter only to have those slitty-eyed fraud cunts rob their IP and manufacture cheap copies.

fucks sake lads just tripped over the Christmas lights and everyone was staring at me

>>67604420
not that you sick incestuous fuck

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Need me a goth gf

>>67604430
howled at this for some reason

>>67604493
What are you in Slovakia?

Bowie is coked to hell here, look how often he sniffs and wipes his nose
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSSf3k4UU64

just snorted a fat line of weed lads, ready to partaaay

>>67604514
Need me a human gf desu.

>>67604361
>>67604385
used to share a room with my brother and would just wank in there casually tbf when he was asleep although he must have been awake a few times

>>67604498
>He hasn't ever had an incestuous fantasy

>>67604514
i'd fuck her to the music of mcr desu

>>67604539
Need me a 2D gf desu

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>All these anime freaks looking for strange niche gfs

NO. I want an attractive gf. Nothing else. Could care less if she has short hair or is a goth.

>>67604492
>feeling sorry for anyone who's ever put their meme ideas on Kickstarter
Don't do that

>>67604493

Don't care, fuck off you're pissing us off banging on about your gay little trip, nobody is impressed by you going to fucking slovakia.

>>67604476
God I heard this answer so many times

>>67604526
everyone was coked to hell in the 70s

>>67604361
Wait for them to sleep or go to the bathroom.

>>67604517
doing a cheeky interrail trip
if I see any yanks I might batter them

>>67604526
that keeps appearing on my recommended lists even though I haven't viewed anything Bowie-related in well over 6 months

>>67604563
I just want a gf who loves me and doesn't have a disease, don't care if she is fat or ugly or anything.

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>>67604550

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>Not living in an Irish Catholic family of 10 with an alcoholic violent father and a deeply religious mother in a small Dublin flat

>>67604572
don't care you're not meant to be impressed

>>67604569
Fuck off you greasy fucking wop.

>>67604622
Mine was an English protestant family of 7 tbqh. Dad went to prison for 7 years though for stabbing someone so it was like a single mother household for years.

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need a 60s gf

>>67604635
VERY rude post t b h

*busts a net*

jhz
arrival was intense

>>67604655
too bad she'll be like 70

>>67604526
>that godly facial structure

not gay but I'd have given bowie a right bumming 2bh

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>Hi. I'm from Australia

so cold that I'm considering taking a shower just to warm up

why does the sensations of cold and mint feel the same?

hitting the klonopin later

>>67604705
He's English, just lives in Australia

>>67604712
At the heart of the minty matter is a protein called the transient receptor potential cation channel subfamily M member 8 (TRPM8), which is expressed in sensory neurons. TRPM8 is an ion channel, a type of protein that regulates the movement of ions across the membranes of cells. Just like only certain keys can open a lock on a door, only certain stimulants can open the ion channel and access the cell. TRPM8 opens in the presence of cold temperatures and allows Na+ and Ca2+ ions to enter the cell. This changes the electrical charge within the neuron and the information being sent from the neuron to the central nervous system, eventually leading to the perception of cold.

back from my walk lads

went round the town. very grim

i really don't find melania trump attractive

doing a contemplate my place in the world and then experience a sense of crushing sadness and failure lads

>>67604808
'sheed

*walks into a murder scene*
*screams*

Wish someone would kill me so that my parents could be angry at the killer rather than me doing a suicide.

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>>67604808
gay

>>67604822
if a boiled egg learned how to turn itself into a human this is what it would look like

>>67604816
There's less plastic in your average barbie doll than there is in Melania's face 2bh

>>67604808
Same, she's going for the bimbo look yet doesn't have massive tits or ass, v weak desu

>>67604839
this desu

>>67604852
Even with all the plastic she looks fucking disgusting.

>>67604871
That was my point la, after a certain point you're just fucked and there's no salvaging it
She passed that point years ago

What if the meteor that crashed into Earth killing the dinosaurs is really the moon? or at least the remaining fragments of it.

⏲⭐

>>67604904
fuck off nerd

>>67604904

who here /sitwhenpissing/?

>>67604948
me

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Ivana was pretty munting too

>Billionaire Trump in charge of getting golddug by actual 10s

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>>67604821

>>67604904
I genuinely think it was caused by an extremely advanced intelligent lifeform to create humans.

just dropped a sick rhyme on my latest grime track lads

got the hiccups now

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JUST

>barron trump

hahahaha

imagine being a 10 year old lad and having a 70 year old dad

holy fuck hahahahaha

when i was 10 my granny wasnt even 70

>>67604904
>believing dinosaurs ever existed
runtlife

One of the glork interns tripped over the wire for my simulation tank and for a few seconds I was unplugged and lucid in the true reality

he got a bollocking from his boss and they plugged me back in

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Europe divided into 28 states of equal population

What do you think lads

>>67605002
When I was 10 my Dad was only 27.

>>67605002
When I was 10 my granny died and my grandad was long dead.

>>67605002
>imagine being a 10 year old lad and having a 70 year old dad

how is that weirder than your dad being the president of the united states

>>67605002
its better having older parents, they're generally wealthier. my dad was 47 when i was born

>>67605016
was gonna post this on /brit/ too

>>67605002
he has legit autism . we know because chances of autism babies is higher with older parents

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>>67605016
MERCIA STRONG

When I was 10 my granny was 13

>>67605016
mercia is too similar to america, please rename it

>>67604991
explain

>>67605052
children that are born to older parents are more likely to be downies or autists

hahahaha lads look at this fucking downie

>>67605095
the dumbfuck thinks he lost 3.7 billion dollars

>>67605002
>10 years old
>billionaire and soon-to-be President for a dad
>already 5'7'', going to be fucking massive
Were it not for his name he'd be literally the luckiest person alive desu. He'll never have to work a day in his life, his older siblings will take over the company so no stress in that regard. He'll be able to just live off his inheritance, buy mansions, fuck top tier qts and shit

>>67605016
this is how to make the USE and kill both USA and russia in one go .

could have a superpower with non meme policies.

but now the dream is dead.

thank you england

>>67605110
only if the mum is older

>>67605016
EU =/= Europe

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AND IT ALL COMES CRASHING DOWN

>>67605016
>European Union member states.
Just wipe the UK off that map.

>>67605114
no

>>67605016
naww dont want to be stuck with the irish, scottish and cornish T BH

>>67605127
how old was your mum then

having parents with huge age gaps between them is even more retarded

kid in primary school had parents that were like 27 years apart in age, he was bullied non stop for it

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will labour ever win an election again

Question brits.
I'm offered a job in Croydon with salary of 40k GBP per year ( its 2500 GBP per month net).
Can I live with it? I know rent is about 1200 GBP?

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>>67605117
This is why we need communism

>>67605185
>croydon
>Can I live with it?

Hmmm

>>67605016
As a proud citizen of new-saxony i approve of this

>>67604966

We're probably some sort of accident which happened and the Gray aliens we hear about are what evolved from Dinosaurs as they escaped on some type of ship brought in from another galaxy which was following said meteor.

>>67605160
When will they learn

>>67605182
yes

>>67605178
32

sounds like you went to a fucking awful school, something that could have been avoided if your parents were older and or weren't working class mongs

>>67605125
my dream is to have my nation's borders redrawn by a foreign entity, so that we may defeat other foreign entities.

>>67605016
Take the welsh out of the Celtic union desu

>>67605185
Thats almost 3 times the amount of money I make but I live in a shithole so not sure.

>>67605004
t. Mike Pence

>>67605233
when

they won't win unless corbyn drops his insane immigration ideas

>>67605242
is Devon even celtic

ah yes... a meritocracy... where wealth is inherited...
very good

>>67605253
or scotland become independant

that is 50 seats labour will never have back

>>67605271
no

>>67605185
You can pay half that rent if you want, but you'd basically only have a room. Croydon is a bit naff but it's going up in the world apparently, 40k is enough for London

>>67605236
>mum was 32
>dad was 47

screaming and howling

your dad was fucking 15 when your mum was born

he was almost done with secondary school
he'd probably been wanking for years
maybe he'd already lost his virginity

your dad is old enough to be your mum's father

the absolute STATE

>>67605182
People forget this isn't the first time Labour has had an unelectable pseudo-commie, Michael Foot was just as bad in the 1980s. It took a while but Labour came back even from that. Personally I think the days of one party being in power for almost two decades is long gone, the media is too involved now and they could bring a government down with just one scandal

>>67605240
england had the choice a few years ago to redraw its own borders but chose to forever remain a small fish in a big pond

you will never be a transformer or power ranger

Been stalking the ex since we broke up 10 years ago. Haven't been remotely attached to her for years but it's just a habit from when I was mourning our break up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qf_W7As6xbk


>Yanks

>>67605323
>england had the choice a few years ago to redraw its own borders
?
when?

>>67605308
rich and successful men have young wives
whats your point

>>67605308
>your dad is old enough to be your mum's father

maybe in your degenerate social circle where bints have kids at 15 but not in the civilised world you utter runt

>>67605236
are your parents divorced?

>>67605323
not sure what you're referring to

>>67605384
guarantee i live in a wealthier area than you

>>67605405
check his flag and you'll see that you're wrong

>>67605405
i make 55k gbp a year

you?

might pop into town to buy trousers, running low
thoughts?

>>67605292
k. tnx
can't decide.
How much do I need for food and shit a month

>>67605437
k isn't even a number mate whoever's paying you is mugging you off big time

>>67605478
excellent retort, third worlder

>>67605374
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Northern_England_devolution_referendums,_2004

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>British house prices

What kind of retard spends so much money on such a pathetic excuse for a property? Tbh I have no problem with much of the housing here. But they are NOT worth £100k

>>67605437
i live off my parents money on my vast estate in the countryside, occasionally popping down to london to spend christmas in my belgravia mansion

nothing personnel, kid

>>67605513
not even the lad you were replying to mate stop crying fucking hell

*comes along, with the strength to carry on*

>>67605539
imagine tearing it down and building a lovely 3-4 story georgian revival style townhouse in its place

but no, planners would obviously rather have this disgrace

The difference between a party and a sesh is that a party is just a nice little gathering with some friends and you'll all have a bit of a laugh, a sesh is where you're still up at 12pm the next day spewing conspiracy theories about burger king and the great wall of China while your brains dribble out your ears cause you've sniffed too much gear, then you turn to your mate and he's lost six teeth and he's smearing his own shit all up the walls, and then someone's fingering your mate's mum in the kitchen, whatever pets they've got have been eaten and you're all just sat there at the end eating expired yoghurts watching a documentary about crabs.

>>67605557
don't care

>>67605549
don't get mugged by a paki or six on the way there x

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thoughts?

>>67605524

>>67605589
wouldn't be profitable
else it would have happened already

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>I consider myself to be right wing

>>67605609
haha no but memes aside, i do actually live in a very rich place

im sure you do too though because australia

>>67605616
FOY

>>67605652
wrong

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P E R S I M M O N

afternoon, cunts

>>67605681
alri janny

>>67605539
>not wanting to high five your neighbour from your upper floor window

67605670
that's not how you use that gimmick, newcunt

>>67605677
N-New build?
*slaps 100k on the table*

>>67605609
never seen a bigger sadcase

>>67605660
yeah i believe you but genuine general question:

why are british salaries so low? grad positions here pay as much as jobs that require 5+ years experience in the UK and the cost of living is basically the same or even cheaper here.

the fuck gives?

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Why do people do it? Do people misread and think they're paying £157?

>>67605692
im not from plymouth

>>67605676
>implying there is cash on the table

howling at the state of britain's housing prices

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>>67605677
wew

>>67605715
income tax is bracketed accordingly so it doesn't really matter

and salaries vary hugely depending on where in the country you work

>>67605776
wrong.

what takeaway should I order lads?

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>We are delighted to offer for sale this three bedroom mid terrace cottage

>>67605369
Shall be asking mummy to make this for thanksgiving

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Buy me this house, lads.

>>67605804
Chinky winky

>>67605805
why

how

https://www.theguardian.com/society/2015/dec/02/rabbit-hutch-homes-should-be-thing-of-the-past-say-architects


the guardian is the best for everything except some times the freedom they give to a selection of contributors

>>67605730
They do it because out there somewhere there's a proto-Deano and proto-Alice who will pay it

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so are house prices going up or down over there? this is insane

A different lymph node is hurting today
Not sure when/if I should see a doctor

>>67605730
location

and they have no control over housebuilders

but when did brits stop liking comfy houses

left ear hurts

>>67605805
For less than £100k that is a good purchase.

Where is it?