leftist edition
cara
I wouldnt go to France
The Incas are fucking fascinating ngl
/general/
kay-on
>>67601049
>right is the unshaven jew
*enteres the thread via the cat flap*
got nout to do for the rest of the day
might just get fucked again
nth for siberian flying squirrels
STILL using a galaxy s3
STILL fast and still hasn't cracked somehow
>>67601189
l-lewd
>>67601129
Di-Furagu
How is the student loan system not a graduate tax where you know how much tax you will be paying?
>>67601064
*gets assassinated*
>mouyes
watching arrival lads
Any nazis here
The lads and I.
Don't know why anyone would work 6 days a week
internet was really comfy 2005-2008
>>67601250
>assassinated
FOY
crash looks nothing like a bandicoot
>>67601263
Hi
>>67601241
that's exactly what it is and I wish students would stop crying about it
>>67601241
Because rich people who have enough money to pay it off immediately overall end up paying less because of interest
>>67601242
you missed it>>67601180
Listening to brand nubian lads
why are there so many new /brit/ generals per day?
are brits THAT autistic?
Is it true that if you buy a film/series on DVD/Blu-ray, you have to watch adverts?
>conceding to shitrood
>>67601285
bandicoot? ...
more like bandicute haha
>>67601285
Talk any more shit about Crash Bandicoot and I'll drop you cold cunt
>>67601329
who am I to say what's true and what's not?
who are you?
>>67601329
for some
but it was no different with VHS
would you tuck me in?
>>67601384
yeah six feet under
3 hours sleep for the past 4 days
but I feel fine
mates are all getting gfs
lads are starting to make jokes about how I don't have one
>>67601285
>pointed snout
>pointy ears
he looks like an anthropomorphised bandicoot
>>67601399
Is that a threat?
>>67601424
y-
*remembers the snoopers charter*
errr nah mate haha
>>67601384
*tucks you in so tight you can't move*
Sleep tight
*beats your face in with a crowbar*
can't imagine having """mates""" that constantly pester me about not having a gf
>>67601329
>watch a 12 year old DVD
>have to sit through the same 2 minute trailer for Alien vs. Preditor
guarantee you trump will abolish all national parks and ban hiking
flickin ma bean
>>67601301
you can pay it off quickly if you do a proper degree and don't do a doctorate in Feminist Art History
>>67601360
Dragonlet Spyro could batter Crash Bandicunt anyday lad.
FUCKING BROWN HAIRRRRR
>>67601463
why would he do that?
>>67601416
Say you're a bender and then drop on your knees and say "....and to be honest I've been saving myself for you..." and then try to grab their willy
t. expert on women
>>67601474
Same. Same.
At the football lads
>>67601285
they were clearly doing experiments on him in the first game so that's probably why he looks like that
do you not know your crash lore
>>67601487
was joking but he does want to open all federal land etc for drilling operations and such
america will have no trees in 4 years time
>>67601509
Ah yes, why its the opiate of the masses *sips tea and goes back to Brothers Karamazov*
>>67601509
did the man kick the ball in the appropriate goal yet?
>>67601545
Tried watching that and it's fucking boring, wouldn't recommend
>>67601269
>aiming for gun free streets
by fucking over legal gun owners lmao
ni is the only good place left
>>67601532
good
fuck trees
>>67601445
*deflects your strikes with my tongue and grabs it and starts hitting you with it*
>>67601509
>going to games
fucking tryhard
>>67601558
mutaqib al-furak
>>67601480
when did it become "cool" to casually start insulting yourself?
the neck creaks when i move it
all my friend's basically got long term gfs straight after high school
it's fucked
>>67601605
um its you who are fucked hun :) x
>>67601603
alri grandad
watch a yung nigga show his ass out in public
>>67601633
grandad?
>>67601622
nah it's them who are fucked while I remain unfucked
since I'll probably never get to take a girls virginity at this stage I'd like to be able to be first one to cum in one raw or do anal with them
>>67601566
It's for work
I'm in the press box
>>67601647
yeah delete this mate?
cheers
>>67601633
alri sonny
>>67601647
didn't need to see this
4 wanks today, nob is in a bit of a state aha
http://www.strawpoll.me/11685436
>>67601683
oh its a rooooorke its a roooooorke
oooooooh its a rorke
>>67601683
BLACK
IT'S A BLACK
OHHHHHHHHHHH IT'S A BLACK
Family is completely dysfunctional lads
h-hah
>>67601705
i havent wanked since last sunday, simply dont have the motivation for it
why is the quality so bad in cinemas
>>67601603
neckclicker?
found out what washing powder the qt at my work uses so now my blanket smells like her
never thought my life would ever be this tragic boys
quite funny how every town in england claims to be "from roman times" without a shred of evidence to support it
reckon the left will have a cultural epiphany within the next few years and realize they're the bad guys
>>67601666
how old are you?
>>67601683
>MUSHROOM!
choon!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_zEVA_lLtw
Would quite like to fill nadiya hussain up with my mighty anglo seed lads
>>67601751
mine's in the domesday book Tbh
(milton keynes btw)
wait hold up lemme roll up
>>67601676
Actual dream job. Good lad
will be piping the 17yo fwb tonight lads
>>67601780
paki women look like mongs in the headscarves desu
>>67601780
See>>67601761
Boring cunt.
This husky lad is standing outside your window clearly freezing his bonkers off. He taps on the window and asks if he could come in for a second.
What do you do?
>>67601800
Telling the janny
My army of child soldiers performing a traditional ceremonial Celtic war dance before combat
https://youtu.be/-O3nyMINmFk
the MILF
>>67601829
"heh, typical springfield weather hey"
*leave the room*
>>67601829
ask if this is entrapment
could heem the living christ out of any of you
>>67601566
>games
Fuck off yank
>Oi kev you going to the football game?
>Yes mate it'll be a great game
>Keith couldn't come, says he'll watch it on 'game of the day' tonight.
>>67601816
what was the guy thinking
>>67601816
>>67601857
Fite me, lad.
>>67601859
it's a meme you dip
can tell you're not a /sp/ outlaw, probably a 19 year old student just landed here from reddit
>>67601859
good post
would a lad please lend me their knackers for a moment? need to use them for an "experiment"
>>67601872
"time for a runt pileup"
pirating industry would collapse if all of YIFYs torrents were taken down
YIFY has pretty poor quality but for the filesize its alright 2bh
Everything else is gigantic and has 2-3 seeders maximum. YIFY also has a massive range/variety
business idea: have school run 6 days a week
>>67601890
not sure mine can be legally classed as bollocks any more
>>67601881
I took a girl's virginity at 21
wasn't good at all but the power trip is nice I guess
>>67601899
>d-duh filesizes!
Jesus fucking Christ, the state of you
>sib-o-han
*nukes Berlin, Frankfurt, Hamburg, Munich, and Cologne*
>>67601751
we're mentioned by romans as far back as 95AD
but we care more about our scandi roots
>can tell you're not a /sp/ outlaw, probably a 19 year old student just landed here from reddit
>>67601890
I have sent them on horseback. They should arrive shortly. Godspeed my friend.
>>67601924
>see-oh-buh-han
>>67601899
pirating would be great without YIFY
>>67601920
my hard drive is small and my connection is slow
YIFY covers loads of films, majority of which aren't even done by other pirates so you're left with nothing
POOPEE HAHA
>>67601957
Impressive but spooky
i've been posting on /brit/ since I was 15 haha
>>67601899
torrents were around well before YIFY you spazz
got exams in 3 weeks that I'm badly prep'd for and yet the gf wants to hang out like 3 times a week
going to flip out 2bh
Does anyone genuinely hate coming to /brit/ but can't seem to help themselves?
>>67601989
very little seeders, and they only do a few films here and there
YIFY has a film catalogue of about a billion films
>>67601967
>hard drive is small
Literally how
Have never seen anyone offer any less than 500GB stock
>connection is slow
>British internet
>>67601957
reminds me of snorks from stalker
>>67601899
I torrent the largest size ones with seeders desu.
At 6MB/s it's quick.
>>67601987
been on the 'chon almost every day since I was 14
24 now haha
>>67602015
they would have more seeders if YIFY didn't hog them all
>tfw your town isn't even mentioned in the doomsday book
>>67602015
>very little seeders, and they only do a few films here and there
you haven't ever seen a private tracker have you m8
PTP would blow your tiny little mind
i get 1MB/s max
>>67601999
don't hate it but it certainly no longer has the appeal it did 3 years ago
*looks wistfully out the window*
ed?
>>67602032
Only need 2-3GB for the average feature length film in decent 1080p, anyone settling for some shitty 720p video is a runt of the highest calibre
>>67601885
>ywn bully fitizen, bog sim and JBL whilst resetting the router every 5 mins again
>>67602036
same haha, just turned 23 though
had a couple of 2-3 month long periods where I managed to quit but I always came back
here forever 2bh
>Record £46m raised for Children In Need
Every year it's a record and every year it seems to make no fucking difference.
What do they do with it?
Wish I wasn't such a miserable cunt desu, why can't I be a happy normie.
>>67601999
It's called addiction lad
>>67602096
i used to do that
I get 4MB/s
no idea if that's good for Australia but it's far better than where I used to live
>>67602072
meant for>>67601967
>>67602096
'nny has been notified
Leftists are the ultimate scumbags
>>67602072
unironically go for 400mb rips of major films, i'm always too drunk to ever notice wahey
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNcFGlFVHyw
>>67602072
I normally go with the 15gb ones, good sound and video but not ridiculously big. I downloaded a raw bluray rip the other day, was 50gb lel
>>67601999
It's entertaining but grim because every second wasted posted is a second off my life i could potentially be doing something """productive"""
>>67602086
Red Cross raised half a billion for Haiti and they only built like 1 house
rest of the money went to Chaim Silverstein
>>67602096
Janny's on top form today
>>67602086
Meanwhile, £360 million to fix up one of the queens houses
gf says I smell like a 16 year old
should probably stop using lynx but I have no idea what to use instead. any of you lads want to chime in?
>>67602177
yer missus is a nonce
>>67602177
right guard? sure for men? fucking ANY proper anti-perspirant + aftershave combo?
literal child
>>67602138
me and my boys
>>67601999
Yes, it's really fucking awful, one of the worst things I browse on the web.
I think it's mainly that there's never any real debate, or discussion. It's just a stream of inane shitposting from people who struggle to think of anything interesting to say but are desperate to be acknowledged with (You)s.
>During the Early Medieval period, Ireland and Britain were culturally, linguistically and religiously divided into various peoples. The languages of the Celtic Britons and Gaels were descended from the Celtic languages spoken by those of Iron Age Europe. In Ireland, parts of western Scotland, as well as the Isle of Man, people were speaking an early form of Gaelic known as Old Irish. There may have been another pre-Indo-European language spoken by the Erainn up until the 8th century in what is today Kerry, but this is likely to have been Celtic or some other Indo-European language. In Western Britain, which includes; Cornwall, Cumbria, Wales, and Southwest Scotland, the Celtic Brythonic languages were spoken, with modern descendants such as Welsh and Cornish still being used. In Northern Britain, past the Forth and Clyde rivers which constitutes a large portion of modern-day Scotland, dwelled the Picts who spoke the Pictish language. Due to the scarcity of scripture in Pictish, all of which can be found in Ogham, views are conflicted as to whether Pictish was Celtic like the southernly languages, or perhaps even a non-Indo-European language like Basque. However, most inscriptions and place names hint towards the Picts being Celtic in language and culture. Most peoples of Britain and Ireland had already predominantly converted to Christianity from their older, pre-Christian polytheistic religions. In contrast to the rest of the isles though, much of southern Britain was considered to be part of Anglo-Saxon England, where Anglo-Saxon migrants from continental Europe had settled during the 5th century CE, bringing with them their own Germanic language (known as Old English), a polytheistic religion (Anglo-Saxon paganism) and their own distinct cultural practices. By the time of the Viking incursions though, Anglo-Saxon England had too become mostly Christian.
very interesting. i always the vikings were the pagans, not europeans
>>67602177
old spice or brut
listening to a New Order album and i've just realised it's pretty much just a loop of incoherent repeating instrument noises for an hour and eleven minutes
>using anything but deodorant
runt 2bh
>>67602189
she's 18 mate
>>67602193
cheers mate, I haven't grown up yet haha
>>67602212
isn't that for old people haha
>>67602204
good description of mumsnet desu
>when YIFY has the largest file size, highest resolution and most seeders
ah yes
>one chance at life
>6" dicklet
>>67602151
I questioned a Red Cross bloke in MK once about where the money goes, ended up having a political discussion with him for quite a while, he was basically saying how the UK is overpopulated and immigration is a problem lel, wasn't expecting that from a red cross person.
>>67602176
It's a historic building that brings in a silly amount of tourism.
>>67602228
nah not really
>>67602071
you're not going out looking like that young lazy
>>67601999
Never understood the purpose of this place. It's just /b/ without tits and gore. Generals should be banned from 4chan entirely.
>>67602242
YIFY's shit sometimes though, it's "stream" quality
me and the boys
#nycfc til i die
>>67602301
DOOP
the queen should sell off some of her many other properties to pay for the renovation of Buckingham palace. time are tough.
Haha calm down, lads, I swear I wont opress the Russian minorities haha.
*12 beers later*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmVFv6IFPb8
>>67602257
meet me at the kfc by the stadium
Unironically used to wear bandannas, lads.
>>67602338
poof
>>67602332
meet me at pizza hut in westcroft
>>67601263
>>67601286
Time to die
need a gf
>>67602328
She doesn't own Buckingham Palace.
*salutes the great Argentine people*
>>67602380
highly recommend x
Post tights lads
>>67602380
Hideous
>houses of parliament renovation will cost £4bn
>the north doesn't see that money in 10 years
screaming
Put some cookies in the oven
VERY NICE but they cool down so quickly
>>67602301
>banned for using smoke bombs
>>67602380
Why do chokers make me so horny?
>>67602423
shut up
>>67602375
have not been down that endz for a while, is poundstretcher still there? mozzas?
what do you fellas buy when you go to these
the gf
>>67602386
how convenient
>>67602456
Yeah there's a B&M and an Aldi there now too.
Are you the Furzton lad?
>>67602411
alri
>>67602470
fags and a can of coke
>>67602470
can of coke and a mars bar
maybe some skins and baccy
>>67602470
Tobacco and crisps
Sing a song of sixpence, pockets full of rye
>>67602460
>>67602470
>the absolute state of that building
this is definitely in the north
>>67602470
cheap drinks and snacks that you don't really see in the big shops
>>67602470
sweets, cigarettes and groceries
Best ally edition
>>67602470
Drugs
You wake up in a cold, damp apartment in central Munich in the year 1933.
This piece of paper is lying next to you.
Who do you vote for?
>>67602470
Double decker and a can of irn bru
>>67602524
it said sheffield but idk where that is
different drinks for different... needs
>not even in office yet
>already saving jobs
>>67602520
>>67602488
What's convenient about it, Rasheed?
>>67602535
>apartment
FOY
>when you put in a rustlers burger in the micro for too long and it becomes harder than diamonds
>voting
ah yes
>>67602499
>tights and socks
for what purpose
>>67602542
What plant is it?
holy shit arrival is sick
>>67602499
>Nike and addidas together
into the bin
>>67602495
w i l l e n
>>67602548
19/45
>>67602571
>microwaving burgers
>>67602571
hope you choke on it
>>67602571
>when you haven't had a rustlers burger for years after one made you vomit in the shower
Never again
>>67602589
like a cactus or something
>pay £1500 pw for a bedsit in london
>end up with pakis and niggers as neighbours
>>67602535
#1 of course
me returning home from the pub
off to harry the north again lads x
>>67602535
#1 for the banter
>>67602606
Fuck off vegetarian
>>67602476
why is your gf sending you pictures of my gf?
over the course of the next 4 years
trump will have a few assassination attempts, all failures
loads of people will egg him and throw paint
media will demonise him 24/7
stuff like world leaders refusing to shake his hand
business idea: tights
>>67602651
revolting
spoiler that hog
Rustlers burgers truly are fantastic nutritious food
>>67602655
glad we've got an experienced political analyst in the thread
>>67602602
Find it weird that there are people here that live so close ngl
>>67602608
how many crates of tea would it have taken to fill the harbor
i bet the redcoats would have tried to drink it
>>67602655
reckon he could feasibly get assassinated
>>67602675
I'm in.
>>67602655
Trump has already shook hands with the Japanese PM. Keep up
>>67602675
I'm in
>>67602681
>>67602711
>>67602608
its a rustlers burger you FAT idiot
Alri lads gonna put some more of these in the oven
Come over if you want one, they're really nice
>>67602675
investing in this idea
>>67602691
Can't imagine his detail being light these days.
got accused of subverting the natural order of things in B&Q
>>67602650
You just piece of shit
cold and tired
>>67602739
fuck off murderer
>>67602686
*sits uncomfortably close to you*
>>67602691
If they were going too, they should have done it before he became POTUS. He will be untouchable now.
>>67602760
tell us what happened lad
>>67602675
when do we start?
>>67602691
nah, the security measures you don't see are ridiculous
Don't know if I'd pay the money British houses are asking for
Just purchased this watch
>>67602760
you did a shit in one of the show bathrooms, didn't you?
who and what and where
>>67602764
>You just piece of shit
What did he mean by this?
Just got back from a night out lads haha
>>67602827
mondaine more like mundane hahaha
Reality has a radical centrist bias
>>67602840
Did a piss in one of those as a wee lad
>>67602809
never post imogen here again without my permission
she is NOT a piece of meat
when's the MK meetup lads
y que? si tus besos me quitan la vida...
>>67602867
I remember hearing about a couple who used to keep doing it as some weird fetish. They got away with it for months.
>>67602542
>tweeting corporate deals
lmao isn't that illegal? stock market manipulation etc.
>64GB USB sticks for £13
what a time to be alive
toptier qt on safarilive lads
>>67602877
i'll post whoever I want you wanker
>>67601872
It was just a prank bro
>>67602911
piratas...
>>67602827
train company?
>>67602853
>>67602938
two years ago I got a 32GB one for £12, madness
unironically want to cuddle a girl haha what am i like
>>67602978
AUSTRALIA MENTIONED
>>67602907
Dunno if I'd want to go to one desu
https://youtu.be/N3ywcoqR4Co
I'm alt-right
>1TB M2 SSDs
what. a time. to be. alive
>>67602938
Can't wait for ssds to fall.
1TB ssds for ~200 will be great.
>>67603004
Ah right
Me neither haha
I would like to go to a /brit/ meetup but I'd probably get bullied for being a paki
watch one alt right video and my youtube is full of em
stranger things was great ads
>>67602978
Haha, okay, Petja.
>>67603018
samsung is pushing the price of SSDs down like mental
give it another 1-2 years
>>67603010
That bloke sounds like one of David Walliams's characters from Little Britain lel
>>67603046
THE MAYNSTREEM MEATIER
>>67603023
Aw mate I can go if you really want to but there's only one other person who lives in MK here I think.
What would we do anyway
>>67603063
and she sounds like the nan from Catherine Tate
is this a prank bro?
And what if it's poison that's in your kisses?
And what? if my love for you is only a game?
And what? I cannot change what I feel, I cannot choose.
Because I love you.
was about to post an absolute belter until i saw the post count
>>67603073
€1 has been deposited into your Soros account
I really need a boyfriend
kind of disappointed in the new How To Dress Well, lads.
If house prices keep increasing and everyone has to rent, who will be there to buy the unaffordable houses? What will happen?
freedomainradio is a cult
>>67603139
bankers bonuses
>>67603139
housing bubble will finally burst
>>67603139
More people buy flats
>>67602972
Based on, yes.
>>67603042
doubt anyone on here would bully anyone irl tbqh
>>67603139
>who will be there to buy the unaffordable houses
shitskins or chinks
>What will happen
genocide
>>67603082
haha no thanks gaylord I was joking anyway aha you fell for it oi lads look at this gaylord he wants to meet up and get bummed haha
>>67603186
Not hard to imagine irl rorkes desu, I imagine a lot of you are safe lads though tbqh
>>67603208
Homophobia isn't cool mate, tone it down or I'll have to sort you out alright? Alright, now get the fuck out
>>67603208
You sound like a mong I wouldn't want to meet you irl
Awwww, crud
So lads, I got my Polish gf pregnant and now she wants to get married and move back to Poland because she wants to raise the child as Polish. Don't know what to do, I don't even think I could find work in Poland.
war n that
not good is it
got called a mong in /brit/
>>67603324
it's very good actually
1488
>>67603316
figure its better than how grim the uk is these days.
Gl learning polish though.
>>67603358
Yeah that's my main problem.
>>67603358
as grim as the UK is poland is worse
>>67603324
I hope to see Russia wiped off the planet in my lifetime desu.
xanax &ket lad from last night reporting in
am still alive
>>67603316
was considering moving to Poland for a laugh
largely because I do want to live in more than one country, I have no problem with the UK I'm just bored here
gfs are a jewish plot and i won't partake in it
Reading comments on porn websites is a great source of entertainment
Redpower6969: "Great Scene!! Female Trespassers Beware! You will be fucked hard."
>>67603405
shame
>>67603402
good post this
>>67603316
Divorce