Hey Americans

>>67599460
SEALs are a special force while Marines are regular troops. Their usage and tactics are a bit different from the Army though.

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>>67599460
This >>67599601

Marines have infamously low intelligence as measured by the Armed Services Vocational Aptitude Battery

>>67599460
why are they even called "marines"

are they always deployed by sea?

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>>67600358
For real?

That's what we say about our amphibious corps. Only a real hardened idiot would jump into icy waters in winter and freeze his balls off to protect our border against Denmark.

>>67600392
Our navy is called the Marine.

But in the USA the marines are mostly meant to establish a beachhead. So the army can land safely.

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>>67600358
I live in San Diego
The military is filled with subhuman Rednecks and ghetto criminals
The MArines are the worst
I cheer when they are killed.

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Superman's brother is a Royal Marine Commando.

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>>67599460

Marines are retarded rednecks
SEALS are just rednecks.

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>>67600461
Here marines are the most respected part of our military.

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Post more operators

>>67599835
You get these kind of adverts on TV too?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iuk5bWa-C8w

>>67600560

Spetsnaz memes are real?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEe-zAxd-LI

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>>67600681
Just some guys from the swedish SOG (Special Operations Task Group) tactically chilling.

Air Force elite operator platoon UNIT _ !##& reporting in for duty !

I will call in that airstrike on the target location even if it kills me and my entire squad.

>>67600816
Why can't they just do that with a satellite?

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>>67600681

Jungle Warfare Units :3

>>67600869
Some areas don't get coverage

>>67600895
I bet in future wars between real nations satellites will get shot down on day 1 as well.

>>67600960
You are thinking satellites are covering Earth's area.

I am in my own virtual realm where all of Earth's satellites are pointed outwards towards the rest of space, encompassing as much of the universe as it can.

But, we will still have unexplored areas where we do not receive coverage.

This unit is ready for first to fight

>>67600738
That is racist. Why not capture some dumb Poles instead.
Thank God I am a life long IRA donor.

>>67600738
Our defence commercials always focus on helping or saving people. In this case less so, but still a bit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAIr8_C88iA

>>67601223
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AprqomTW-Wo

This one was pretty popular.

>>67601153
Can't say you are a lifelong donor. Your life hasn't ended yet.

>>67601272
We have a lot of
[_] suitable
[_] unsuitable
commercials, which are great

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxVxZ5zPlh4

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>not special forces
>but expected to do more
>trained harder than regular troops
>but given shittier equipment
You have to be a crazy fucker to be willing to sign up for that, and if you say that to one they'll take it as a compliment.

>>67601367
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJ1RgPphR1w

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFpYUwA8fyE

>>67601367
>>67601402
Hah, these are pretty good.

>tfw Clan Master orders the newbie to dress up as a Pikachu and infiltrate the enemy base

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>>67599460
His name is Bubba. He burned for your freedom.

>>67601392
Marines arnt crazy, they are just braindead

>>67601392
>>but given shittier equipment
They still use 1911 don't they?

>>67601505

I wouldn't be happy if i married darth vader either.

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>>67601272
Why do Swedes need a military
Will you fight the Finns over tanning cream and hairspray

>>67601440
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUowxL6gjo8

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>>67600516
>I live in San Diego
>The military is filled with subhuman Rednecks and ghetto criminals
>The MArines are the worst
>I cheer when they are killed.
Whoa...edgy.....

>>67601223
The regular army has your normal regular adverts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOhvjBwuix4

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Ok. I am going to start being serious now and answer OP's question for realz.

Imagine a normally distributed bell curve, okay?

The center (or optimum) of that curve is the mean value for the population. Let's just call this Ω. They are the regular Navy.

One standard deviation away from the mean means 34% extending outwards in both directions from Ω. So you have Ω-1 and Ω+1.

Since we are only looking at the right-hand side of the spectrum, Ω+1 is the Marines.

Ω+2 is 5% of the population, which makes you statistically significant if you are a member of this population. These are the Navy Seals.

Ω+3 is not talked about much since there are so few in this category. This is Mariana's Trench Deep Web CIA tier special operatives.

Pic unrelated

>>67601505
Phantom of the Opera

>>67599601
Marines are shock troopers. First to fight, first to die. More heavily trained than the army/navy/air force etc.

>>67599460
Stupid fucking question. They're essentially a micro-step below international assassins. Where James Bond would go to like, the Taj Mahal and snap a rich guy's neck, the SEALs are sent to like, some remove jungle to track and blow up a guerilla fighter compound.

>>67601721
WAHEY MAN.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAMFQwebh6Q

Fuck army.

t. conscript

>>67600461
>Denmark
Well they are a notorious threat

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I will take a brigade of Favelitos over fancy Western military bullshit.

>>67601943
Did you enjoy the daily chechen dicking in the shower?

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>>67601826
Here is the burned taco Mexican version.

>>67602011
>russian army
>shower

How about going to bathhouse once a week, eh?

I don't want to know this feel, that's why I'm evading dis shit.

>>67599460
Well seals are special forces and since they're a bit "special", they lack fear so they get sent in first for """special""" missions.

>>67602137
It's not that they lack fear, it's just that they have the courage to overcome their cowardice.

>>67602117
Im sure if youre not too far in the east they have a shower.

>>67602117

Is joining the Russian army that bad?

>>67602463
You have nodding to fear but fear idself.

t. US comandro

>>67602463
Such brave goyi... I mean men, being so courageous and securing oil for thier masters

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The US Army has the worst losers in the US. When you are too stupid to be a Marine you go to the army.

>>67602518
I don't want to check this out.

>>67602549
Yup, if we talking not about some good-keep places or elite things.

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>>67602776

You could be sent to Syria [spoiler]õr Ukraine[/spoiler]

I watched a documentary about joining Spetsnaz, the forced march seems to be hell.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2thXfUZ6EU

>>67601775

>when the autism hits you

>>67602727
>jan pietrzak
she got PLUMBED