>Americans

>>67599357
you can tell the golden lel face wasn't modeled after brits because the teeth aren't yellow enough

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>>67599357

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>>67599357
HEY AMERICANS GUESS WHAT?!!!!!!!

HEY HEY HEY GUESS WHAT!!!!!!!

YOU REALLY WANNA KNOW?!!!!!!!!!!

YOU'RE FAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>67599357
>be Brit
>start using yank slangs and lose your British accent

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>>67599426

>be Albanian
>get KIDNEY'd

>>67599357
>american
>too fat can't reproduce
>low birth rate

>>67599388
heh

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>>67599357
>be american
>american
>be
>american be
>fat

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>>67599455
>be Brit
>get Paki'd

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>>67599502
>be albanian
>get invaded by turko-mongol hordes
>adapt turkish words in language

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>>67599502

>be Albanian
>elect a commie
>spend half your GDP on bunkers

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>>67599544
>be Dutch
>suck dick for money to buy weed
>>67599577
>be Brit politician
>have worse teeth than Balkan citizens

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>american names

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>american novels

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>>67599661
>be albanian
>muh illyrian heritage

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>>67599748
>be Dutch
>uhhhhhhhh idk

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>american schoolbuses

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> american education

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>be albanen
>alben

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>>67599718
Wtf kek

>>67600145
is this the famous italian banter I've heard so much about?

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>>67599357
HAHAHAHAHA
HOW WILL AMERICANS EVER RECOVER?

>>67599718
>a stunning successor to Philip K. Dick's The Man in the High Castle

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>be american
>get a shot
>get drunk
>start a drunken fight
>get shot

>>67599491
>claims he doesn't care
>spends time in mspaint to make that autistic image
wew lad.