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wide tip edition
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cara
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lads
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All the /brit/ lads should meet up for a sick mannequin challenge

Yeah, that would certainly go viral, we'd all be famous
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I right swipe every girl, dire selection

Who do I message lads
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one day until "work tomorrow"
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>no one saying 'alri' anymore
lads?

t. gone for over a year
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-38037187

disgusting, vulgar leafs
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>>67598229
State of them all la, I'd go with adriana
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doing my first ever post on the chon without a british flag

also doing my first ever poo in Slovakia
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>tfw got monday off too
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>>67598172
me on the right
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cba
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>>67598229
none of them look like decent anglo women capable of being a loving wife and mother for a beautiful white family, so none.
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>>67598257
U the la talking bout lake bled?
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>>67598249

>remember, you're here forever

alri la
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my penis is 5 and three quarter inches in length and 5 inches in circumference
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All dross
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>none of them look like decent anglo women capable of being a loving wife and mother for a beautiful white family, so none.
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>>67598308
is that it

mine is 6 and one quarter inches in length and 5 and a half inches in circumference
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>>67598294
no I'm pic related lad
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>>67598294

that's slovenia
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>>67598252
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5TsNL3uBw1g
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>>67598339
why didn't you get good matches
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i am gay hahaha
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>>67598339
what's this lightning bolt all about
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>>67598347
is that all

mine is 7 and six-tenths inches in length and 6 inches in circumference
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Intensive...

hmmm, I bet they won't have...*gasp* WOW! they have it, canned bread!

this town is perfect
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normies are obscenely vain and dull.

this bint at work cornered someone on my pod of desks and spoke for about 5 minutes straight about clearing out her loft. i was laughing at loud because i was so glad it wasn't me who had to entertain that bullshit.
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>>67598350
My sister went on that, you a student?
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>>67598376
bit gay haha
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>>67598379
I paid for a boost for fun

>>67598372
isn't that the question of the day anon, isn't it just
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Remember when Carol Vorderman was actually good looking?
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>>67598376
bit bent haha
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town has introduced new busses and there are literally droves of people standing along the routes taking pictures of them

i thought train spotting was bad
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>EU referendum
>leave wins
>cameron resigns
>may is appointed
>may secretly passes surveillance laws
>brexit never happens
>the UK is now the worst nanny state on the planet

y'all niggas got played
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>>67598406
tragic
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hmm

why don't we just make the swear words not be swear words?
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want to become a NEET again lads
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>>67598397
>>67598415
i am a nonce too hahaha
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stuck in a huge fucking traffic jam because mongs struggle to drive cars correctly

also why the fuck do you need police horses at a fucking accident scene what are they doing
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Britfriends please explain. Why is this lad driving an Audi? If he had a posher accent I'd think he was a spoiled brat with rich parents but he sounds like he's in a Guy Ritchie film. Is he a mafioso?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6sN0n_dL8X0
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>>67598350
how is it
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>>67598406
You're vile mate
Abysmal
Sad
Grim
Dire

Sort ur life out for me hun
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>>67598449
>unemployed
>fedora

no thanks
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It'll be alright in the long run
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got really stoned and drunk last night las
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>>67598462
I'll not let no paddy project his feelings onto me
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having a look
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getting dressed
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>>67598229
I wanted to match with Nomuun but I didn't
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>cameron gambles on a referendum to solidify his position in the tory party
>doesn't think the proles have the guts to vote out
>johnson gove etc also think the proles don't have the guts to vote out and use it as a vehicle to advance their own careers
>we actually vote out
>the govt has no clue how to handle brexit or what it should look like
>years of uncertainty before we stay in after all
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>>67598458
white cockneys are middle class these days
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*brain clicks*

You know, I'm not sure why I'm here.

*closes computer and goes outside*
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rdhr0KxnopA
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>>67598519
She stopped talking as soon as I suggested we get a drink anyway
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hm, wonder where this story arc will go next
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>>67598523
Did his dad give him a car? I just don't see that guy working in a lawyer's office or as an accountant or a doctor.
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>>67598498
Aha yes, the projection gimmick, the pinnacle of 21st century psychology, truly a Nietzschean conclusion to your grim life
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>>67598520
fucking praying we stay in desu

honestly the EU is such a necessary evil at this point, fuck the single market but we rely on it

it won't get negotiated in 2 years and it won't get extended

WTO rules will shaft us
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might shower today

probably won't
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>>67598529
scathing political satire
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>tfw no Mexican-Irish boxer bf

He's so attractive lads
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Further ladies of tinder
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>>67598587
He's not irish
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>>67598511
got somewhere better to be? :c
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hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng
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Important question
http://www.strawpoll.me/11684949
http://www.strawpoll.me/11684949
http://www.strawpoll.me/11684949
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>>67598615
got to go to my gay nonce club soon hahaha
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>>67598633
would love those heels to pierce my delicate ballbag
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>>67598391
no but I'm still aragont
>>67598460
only got here an hour ago
gonna have a quick nap because I've been up since 4 then head to this irish pub a few doors down and start getting leathered
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>>67598595
I like Brittany's hair :)
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Yoga 710 lad?
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>Socialism is becoming popular
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I
I WAS STANDING
YOU WERE THERE
TWO WORLDS COLLIDED
AND THEY COULD NEVER

EVER

TEAR US APART
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>>67598614
Yeah la it's something called a bit of a joke, a bit of a laugh, a bit of a rib tickler, a knee slapper
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off to shower
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>>67598660
haha *doubles check phone to see if I missed my invite*
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lunch
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listening to music lads
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>>67598680
always bugged me that standing and collided don't rhyme desu
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I always knew Britain was a depressing shithole but even this post commie state is arguably nicer
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>>67598703
>he posts his lunch to facebook

Runt
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>>67598703
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>>67598703
GRIM LIKE BRITAIN
R
I
M
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>>67598703
looks a little dire lad
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>>67598703
is that a yorkshire?
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>>67598703
Dude, i’m gonna type as sober as possible, that honestly looks fcking pathetic and disgusting compared to my meal. and I’m being one hundred percent serious. Sorry we dont cook sht that was previously in cans. you’re a fuking joke dude, and im dead fuking serious. get a real family that cooks good food, drinks beer and wine and winecoolers and has a good fuking time, and has a million dollar house on the beach, im seriously.. dont ever post your fuking poverty dinner on these forums ever the fuk again bro, and by bro i mean never my bro, fuking phaggot.
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>>67598703
looks dire but at the same time looks incredible
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>>67598555
>I just don't see that guy working in a lawyer's office or as an accountant or a doctor

it's not just the prestigious jobs that pay well here m8. self employed plumbers, electricians, carpenters etc. can earn £60k+ easily if they're good at their job
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>>67598656
Beer and Dublin it is then!
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>>67598703
>peas on chips
Would have no moral objections if you were to be executed right this very instant 2bh
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>>67598703
how long have you been collecting my poo to make this? hahaha

>>67598694
*unsees your message and goes offline*
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>>67598458

Audis aren't that expensive to lease
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>>67598703
white people food
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>watch the Grand Tour
>they tell a joke about the Royal Air Force being the best in the world
>some fat american cunt in the audience loses his rag and gives it the biggun saying "if that were the case we wouldn't have to bail you out every time you got in trouble"
>audience goes wild

why do Yanks think they're funny? do they not understand irony and sarcasm
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>>67598796
>unsees your message

LITERALLY not possible hun xx
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>>67598210
Yes ?
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>>67598786

sounds like a non-white opinion
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>>67598703
I'd eat this
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>>67598863
rank
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>>67598801
umm no try again sweetie xx
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>>67598801
i doubt anyone on the left has ever read anything by Sir Roger Scurton
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>>67598844
you mean i.... i CANNOT UNSEE????? XD
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>>67598823

At least white people have food
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to be honest if you wouldn't eat >>67598863 or >>67598703

then you're a rasheed
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>>67598863
could do with a bigger box
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>>67598838
They're indoctrinated to put blind patriotism above all else, it's worked well

This was my fear when Amazon took over though, that they'd involve places like yankland too much. Hope they don't return next season
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>i doubt anyone on the left has ever read anything by Sir Roger Scurton
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>i doubt anyone on the left has ever read anything by Sir Roger Scurton
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When was the last time you saw some legit chavs, have they all disappeared, grown up or latched onto another shitty movement?
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>>67598901
true
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Got 60 bong to spend in the xbox one sale lads

Any suggestions?
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>wake up at 1pm
>day is basically over

ah yes, the self-styled "best years of your life"
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>>67598924
Is this a joke
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>>67598924
There is no hard white British working class anymore, leave it to the roadmen yeh family innit u feel me?
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How do I trick girl into sucking my dick (for free)?
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@67598911
@67598919
go home rebbit
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foam rolling the piriformis. painful stuff.
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british pop
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>>67598961
kys yourself
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These sunglasses shouldn't be legal!
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>tfw you kick the toilet door off its hinges, drop your girlfriend and punch a hole in the drywall because she used up all the hot water

Feel bad now
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>>67598955
n+
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How did they do this

http://londonist.com/2014/11/video-empty-london
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>>67598778
Dublin is k thought I prefer Manchester. But they didn't have that in the store.
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came in last night at 4am and found my dad taking a selfie in the kitchen in my sisters school uniform
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>>67599010
told everyone that the prime minister was fucking a big live on t.v.
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*switches sides*
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>>67598838
>do they not understand irony and sarcasm
waah waah mummy merkins were mean to us again ;(((((((

faggot
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>>67599015
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>>67598980
prefer japanese pop 2bh
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>>67599015
hmm gay noncery is heritable then
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“The technotronic era involves the gradual appearance of a more controlled society. Such a society would be dominated by an elite, unrestrained by traditional values.

Soon it will be possible to assert almost continuous surveillance over every citizen and maintain up-to-date complete files containing even the most personal information about the citizen. These files will be subject to instantaneous retrieval by the authorities. ”


― Zbigniew Brzeziński, Between Two Ages: America's Role in the Technetronic Era
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me and the lads playing some hockey

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qF9Pr_OCKw
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>2 estonians
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HO1R8PD-2KI

need a middle class london qt
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>>67599038
he wasn't being mean he was just trying to be funny when in fact he's got shite bants
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weird dreams about people i havent seen in years

anyone else get this
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>>67599038
>faggot
Fuck of Yank
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>>67599050
>>67599041
tricked i didnt even go out last night i just drank at home and posted on 4chan
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>>67598980
S CLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUBBBBBB (THERE AIN'T NO PARTY LIKE AN S CLUB PARTYYYYYYYYYYYY)
GONNA TAKE HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGHHHHHHHHHH
SHAKE YOUR BODY FROM SIDE TO SIDE
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Is this the 4Chan? I was told to come here on Twitter.
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>>67599067
Well SOMEONE has to discuss /brit/ themed Estonian beer.
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>>67599064
>hockey
>refs breaking up fights
that's not how you play hockey you fucking poms. it is his own fault
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>>67599064
>runt battering is an actual position in ice hockey

best sport
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i thought this at one point but it turned out i just wasnt leaving the house enough
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>>67599128
my dad DOESNT wear womens clothes i was merely TROLLING you DELETE this
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SPICE UP YOUR FUCKING LIFE
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*chugs coffee*
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>>67599088
yee desu

mainly dealing with school but i haven't been in school for 7 years
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>>67599015
your dad's a bender m8
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>>67599177
is that cat ok?
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just been trolled
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>>67599103
Hi Andy, unfortunately this isn't the 4Chan. That's actually >>>/pol/ or Reddit's very popular /r/4chan

Good Luck!
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>>67599182
your dad wears shinpads in the bath
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>>67599192
You're in for more than just a trolling if you don't back off
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>>67599182
square up mate i shant let something like that go unpunished
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>>67599103
hey Andy, great to have you with us!


- Keith
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watching anime lads
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what if mentalists like tim are actually the sane ones and deano and co are actually the warped ones
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>>67599241
not your lad
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alri lads
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why are women so mentally unstable?

Even the ones who appear to be sane and laugh at how other women are crazy will eventually reveal their power level to you
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taken 153,000 steps in november
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gonna ask to put it up her bum tonight, want to see what all the fuss is about
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>>67599224
any time any place
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stop fucking calling me mate yeah? I'm not your fucking mate
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>>67599282
found a gf yet?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-IPcVaif3Q
me and me mates done a choon
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>>67599237
Shut up Keith, no one likes you.
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>>67599257

your pineal is activating
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>>67599257
what if you're a fucking mug

>>67599272
ye you are
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>>67599289
alri....how does 10 seconds ago in your bedroom sound? *sheathes katana* *your head slowly slides off your shoulders*
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gwen stefani is 47 lads
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>>67599241
which one tho?
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*dies of congestive heart failure*
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>>67599301
alri mate
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Thoughts
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woken up utterly confused about life today haha
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>>67599338
missed it, do it again :\
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might watch the rest of the first half THEN get ready for work
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>>67598774
He doesn't look like a manual labourer either, he's not rough or dirty in that way. I'm thinking drug dealer or car thief
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>>67599341
and bjork is 51 soon what's your point?
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why is the cool down so short on /pol/
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went to make a sandwich and the flatmate called me a pathetic mong wankstain and threw cutlery at me

haha love the occasional laugh with the boys
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>>67599386
she would get the d
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>>67599341
absolute fucking lash
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>>67599355

horrendous colour scheme. lrn2 choropleth.
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>>67599080
>qt
m8... jesus christ... take a hard look at your life. She has the face of a fat granny
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THIS SHIT IS BANANAS, B A N A N A S
THIS SHIT IS BANANAS, B A N A N A S
AGAIN THIS SHIT IS BANANAS, B A N A N A S
THIS SHIT IS BANANAS, B A N A N A S
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>>67599371
javascript:quote('67599289');*unfolds pocket glaive from the wall* *does some tai chi with it* *assumes a combat stance in my bedroom* *swings it once* *the image of a chained swan is carved into your chest by an invisible force in your bedroom*
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got called rasheed in oddbins
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>>67599412
thats the type of homely one you go for because she can cook, give a mean sucky, and shes too insecure to cheat on you
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>>67599393
wouldn't be a good containment board otherwise and the id's mean you can't derail threads easily
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>>67599411
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In a twist of fate, I have the shits
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clear pen like
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*puts pressure on the referee*
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>>67599342
Magi
idk it's on netflix
Sinbad is a total lad
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got called a yank in /brit/
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*pulls your shirt as you run away from me*
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>>67599425
Rashid is cool though
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Had a cup of tea Thursday morning and I'm STILL dry heaving. FFS why can't I handle caffeine any more?

I suspect I might be suffering alcohol withdrawal as well tho
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>>67599420
This post has me laughing so hard that with every laugh it's pushing more diarrhoea out of my bum
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>>67599470
rasheed
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Rate my art piece, runtlets
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can't even get drunk anymore unless I literally neck a litre of vodka

another avenue of pleasure closed off to me
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>>67599485
glad to be of service
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cried when i first watched interstellar
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>>67599420
hot
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>>67599489
what is it with these toilets that have a cup full of water in? so it just splats off the side and slides down every time?
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>>67599504
Gay cunt
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>>67599489
eww
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>>67599463
*shirt brakes as I continue running and I fall to the floor*
*stand up calmly and turn around*
*raise the joint between the wrist and my thumb to my nose and wipe away a small amount of blood*
Heh............. one step too far................ kiddo..................
*unsheathes my real-to-life mint condition replica katana*
En garde.....................
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>>67599504
minge
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>>67599518
*implores the referee to send you off*
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>>67599490
broken britain
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>>67599504
cried about 3 times during it

v. emotional film
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gonna dry my hair with a hairdryer for the first time in about 15 years lads

really need to take a stroll down to the Turkish barber
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has there ever been a one off throwaway post that actually stuck with you lads
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>>67599067
>2 estonians
>3 icelads
>1 norwegian who occasionally appears
>1 kraut + 1 brit in krautland
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>>67599607
*ahem*
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>>67599545
post Spürdo please
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>>67599607
>>2 estonians
All me, senpai.

HURRAAAAAA
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*controls the pace of the game*
>>
>>
>>67599593
room stinks of shit and cum
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>>67599631
Ok and the finn
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Listening to the men kick the ball on the wireless
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>>67599607
>tfw lost special snowflake status
>>
made such an arse of myself on the train yesterday lads

was so pissed that I fell out of my chair, someone asked me if I was okay

fuck me what a sight I must have been, praying no one filmed me and sent it in to the lad bible or something, would probably off myself
>>
>>67599663
Pardon?
*AHEM*
>>
>>67598615
Yeah, waiting for the Amazon man to knock on the door haha
>>
>>67599657
me at the front
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>>67599670
I thought you were British?

>>67599686
Aussies aren't foreigners lad x
>>
Have begun to develope a bit of a fetish for Arabic women in hijabs/abayas lads

hmmm
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uni turned my friends into bumders
can't even say retard around them
>>
shit first half
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who /citizenoftheworld/ here

no borders, no hatred
>>
love bantering the german flatmate about the nazis
>>
>>67599709
'eed
>>
>>67599743
'ke
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>>67599708
you thought wrong
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>>67599754
'd
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>>67599764
BASED CARALAD XDDD YOU'RE SO FUCKING BASEDXDD
is that better you pathetic piece of shit?
>>
>The suspect in an explosion at a Commonwealth Bank branch at Springvale, in Melbourne's south-east, is a member of the Burmese community who arrived by boat in Australia in 2013 and was seeking a temporary protection visa.

Ah yes

>>67599805
'
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haha
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>>67599815
>>
>>67599764
alright
>3 icelads
>2 eesti
>1 finn
>1 semi-often norway
>1 dutchman
>1 kraut+1 fake kraut
>THAILAD
>autistic mexican who seems to have fucked off
>innumerable aussies and leafs
>>
kinda want to do grime
do i have to be a roadman to do that
>>
>>67599856
*ahem*
>>
>>67599856
ONE Eesti.
What are you talking about? I have not seen a second Estonian poster.
>>
>>67599856
>>innumerable aussies and leafs
2bh i feel like it can't be more than a dozen each if that.
Brit may be fast, but we are still kind of small.
>>
>>67599869
WHAT
>>
>>67599886
>we
FOY
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Just taking the runt out for a little walk lads
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>>67599856
you're forgetting all the amazing yank posters like myself
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>>67599810
don't stress yourself too much x
>>
>>67599886
I feel like there are about 10 or 12 leafs and maybe 16 aussies, probably 20-40 brits, maybe 6-8 yanks all posting at different times
>>
>>67599886
actual retard
>>
>>67599886
We cycle around, there's certainly more than 12 Australians. Can't say for leafers, their posts are so universally terrible that they sort of blend together into one revolting mess of faeces
>>
>>67599912
sorry
>>
join the wireless headphone revolution
>>
>>67599950
Theres a university leaf who is getting a good job, a part time job leaf who wants to move to taiwan to be an english teacher, a leaf from new brunswick who keeps posting his home town, the leaf who is trying to force the pint-glass gimmick , there are others but i can't recognise them.
>>
the only non-brit posters I respect are ed (now deceased) and the depressed NEET virgin paddies
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cades
>>
Walter Mitty is an amazing film
>>
>>67600018
>Irish posts
Honestly can't tell if those or leaf posts are worse.
>>
HELLO

YOUNG PEOPLE
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is this really what norway looks like

who would want to live in that house on the island
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>>67599967
Yeah, nah.
>>
>>67600042
you know absolutely nothing you fat twat

irish posters are culturally british, canadians are culturally american (non-anglo, non-white)
>>
are there any recognisable yank posters
>>
>>67600047
>who would want to live in that house on the island
ultra comfy

>>67600063
kotyank, should I shave, richmond anime
>>
>>67600058
I was addressing people who actually leave their house you fucking permavirgin

Never reply to me again
>>
>>67600063
bow-legged cali flag
>>
The sexual and counterculture of the 1960s was a Soviet ploy to weaken the Western bloc tbqh lads
>>
>>67600063
yeah that one who posts absolutely shit gimmicks and brings anaemic banter and tries to fit in but fails

hang on that's all of you hahaha
>>
>>67600063
No they all talk the exact same shite, majority of yank posts make me recoil in horror
>>
>>67600097
reddit flags user? seriously? I hate you
>>
Very hungover lids. Also forgot to take out contacts before sleeping. Might neck myself
>>
>>67600109
The Beatles were russian plants deep under cover 2bcauhqaoul
>>
room stinks of shit and cum
>>
*ice blitzes you*
*dds specs you twice*
>>
>>67600097
:'(
>>
What happens when, eventually, automation makes redundant a majority of the work force?

hmm
>>
>>67600174
The workforce is used to maintain and build the automatons
>>
>>67600174
will be retraining as a robot maintenance man
>>
>>67600167
*was doing a cluescroll*
enjoy my spade
>>
>>67600063
Not apart from that brit who moved to yank land , i remember that guy who went on a walk and photographed it but don't recognise him.
>>
just walked the doggo now heading to the lake to fish
>>
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A new Jerusalem
>>
>>67600167
Jokes on you lad, always three item and have a clue box.

x
>>
>>67600167
>blitz
Did you mean barrage, anon?
>>
>>67600174
Some people will maintain robots
others will do fuck all
this is where universal income will have to come in
>>
I wish I was special
So fucking special
But I'm a creep
I'm a wierdo
>>
decided to get drunk again lads waheyy
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>>67600252
y-yes I definitely have 94 magic
>>
>>67600281
good lid
>>
>>67600264
How would universal income work though? Would the market not just adjust prices to the new 'norm'? The communists tried with this in some ways and it blew up in their face time and time again
>>
>>67600282
post stats
>>
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Watching this 'Black British' stuff on the beeb and getting the feeling that these London non-whites are living in a bit of a bubble desu
>>
>>67600282
>PKing
>not 94 magic
>not using snare at least
Pleb
>>
>>67600286
remember when i beat you at haxball
>>
>>67600264
And some (((people))) will fuck them
>>
>>67600325
maybe don't drink so much because that obviously never happened
>>
>>67600308
have not logged in for a good four years mate
>>
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>>67600174
>Go to Poundland
>Suddenly all but two cashiers are replaced with self service machines
>two staff just stand around letting people know when a machine is available at the busy periods
>machines are shit too

Wtf lads, self service in bloody poundland?!
>>
>>67600326
And some machines will fuck us!
>>
>>67600311
beige master race
>>
>>67600282
Bet you're a pure runt 2bh
>>
couldn't find the fucking hairdryer
>>
>>67600347
why not
>>
>>67600351
>Poundland
the state of you
>>
are you guys looking forward to the mass famine in the future?
>>
>>67600174
There will always be ways to earn a living

Look at forex and index traders, they literally just sit there and gamble all day with no money actually switching hands
>>
>>67600380
dunno, none of my friends play anymore and I just walked around doing daily challenges and no one spoke to anyone else, it was like a bizarre ghost town
>>
>>67600387
Say that to me one more time you piece of shit. I dare you to judge me again based on the shops I visit you cunt. Go on.
Do what I say.
>>
>>67600397
not really no
>>
>>67600416
Because talking is exp waste m8, can't be having that can we.

ripip
>>
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>US whistleblower Edward Snowden tweeted: “The UK has just legalised the most extreme surveillance in the history of western democracy. It goes further than many autocracies.”

Ah yes, the so-called cradle of democracy and freedom
>>
>>67600406
Sure, there'll be jobs for the well educated but they'll always be the minority. Right now the majority of the workforce are in jobs that can easily be automated (retail, fast food, even some simple manual labour jobs), in some places it's already begun
>>
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>>67600416
fair enough, i've been doing pest control a lot since last night and noone even says a word unless we lose
>>
>>67600397
>kill chinese "people"
>2 billion people fewer
>enough food
>?????
>profit
>>
>>67600454
And for some reason no one even gives a shit. I don't think people are really paying attention to May at all. She's pulling shady shit but people are more concerned about yank politics than anything here
>>
>>67600454
ah yes
>>
>>67600503
corbyn is a communist so it's not a surprise that he's unfussed by it
>>
got a little yaoi willy lads
>>
>>67600454
this wont matter if you have a vpn
>>
>>67600503

they don't give a shit because they have been mentally neutered by popular culture. people at my work didn't even know May was PM and weren't sure if we were already in the EU or not.
>>
>>67600555
>people at my work didn't even know May was PM
Yeah I was going to make a point of that too but didn't know if it was widespread. There's been very little reporting about her or anything she's doing, so even in the media normies consume they don't see anything so have no reason to care
>>
alri
>>
>tfw bot farmed and rwt'd enough GP to buy my first car and a 2 grand laptop

2009-11 was the best era
>>
>>67599504
Me too.

Can't believe people like that pretentious dogshit.
>>
>>67600610
alri
>>
>>67600631
wag2
>>
So UK companies have to store all your /brit/posts for a year? Their servers will explode from all the gimmicks and ballbusting posts
>>
>>67600282
>magic
>not range
>>
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>a 2 grand laptop
>>
>>67600454
what is the point of this legislation? To see that i like thick curvy women?
>>
Interstellar is objectively the best film of all time
>>
test
>>
>>67600646
to infringe on runt freedoms
>>
>>67600618
*reports to the hmrc*
>>
>>67600635
got loads of shit up my nose and in my eyes
havent left the bed or eaten yet
wbu
>>
>he doesn't recycle

can't believe I'm sharing a thread with thick chavs
>>
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So lads every time i start chrome it tries to download this shady file called brastub61b_amobl or someshit but my autivirus softwares can't find any malware
>>
>>67600687
>he fell for the recycling meme

runt behaviour
>>
>>67600646
national security
>>
>>67600732
thick chav spastic
>>
>>67600718
>chrome
bloody hell
>>
>>67600687
i'm gonna be dead in 20 years max i haven't got time for that bollocks
>>
>arseanal
>>
>>67600685
been up since like 9
went in to town and handed in my id for a bank account application

now i'm back and cooking enough bacon sausages and eggs to give me a heart attack

surprisingly productive day so far
might have to reward myself with a ber
>>
At it again, lads.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLEu00yuL0k
>>
>Mata
>>
>>67600503
>And for some reason no one even gives a shit

Most people genuinely don't though. Anyone in a generation above us would happily have their amazon purchases and facebook history recorded if they're told it stops terrorists.
>>
best song of the year lads? what is this year's uptown funk?
>>
Bored of all the autistic wiki leaks role-playing on /pol/
>>
>>67600763

>bacon

Fuck off yank
>>
why is reddit so fucking reddit

edit: umm sorry guys spelling mistake xD
edit2: oops sorry didn't realise that other spelling mistake !
edit3: thanks for the gold kind stranger!!!!! its my first!!!!!
edit4: didn't realise that haha ! edited
>>
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>Bored of all the autistic wiki leaks role-playing on /pol/
>>
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>>67600923
t. Wiki leaks roleplayer
>>
>>67599447
To think America used to be white.
>>
>>67600946
Seen this too

Assange hasn't been confirmed to be alive since that weird incident
>>
might watch all the harry potters
>>
ya worth more dan diamond, more dan gowld
>>
>>67600972
>assassinate the most famous activist in the world

ahh yes, very subtle
>>
>>67601038
well they managed to pull it off without anybody noticing

and clinton STILL lost hAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
>>
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have the ultimate gimmick planned for the next thread

prepare yourselves
>>
>>67601038
>implying anyone can or will do anything

they do what they want lad
>>
>>67601049
>>67601049
>>67601049
>>
>>67601061
clinton actually won the popular vote. she will become president
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