You can post in this thread only if it is possible to die by

It sometimes happens a cow crushes a farmer accidentally.

>>67595499
A squirrel bit me the other day, pretty fucked up considering how shy they are usualy

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>his cunt didnt kill all the scary animals

Tfw the majority of deaths here are because people didn't take the proper precautions or are foreigners with no clue. Only exception is if you're unlucky enough to get attacked by a shark at the beach.

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>>67595499

>>67595499
BEARS

the native amerindian population didn't grow due to brazilian nature lol

Boars can be quit deadly.

A deer hitting you on your bycicle too.

there's Moroccans and Turks everywhere these days

>>67595592
That's a big doge.

>>67595611
Other things too.

>>67595499
....ahem

>>67595611
BLACKS

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does this count

A motherfucking puma /jaguar could end me

>>67595660
benis

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>>67595499
>he didn't oblierate every animal bigger than a toddler

>>67595499
You can die by wildlife in almost every cunt.
BEES MAN. BEES.

>>67595633
but especially bears.

>>67595499
Sup

>>67595747
Bees do jack shit.

You mean wasps.

>>67595786
>possible to die
You CAN easily get killed by bees
>Punch their nest
>Get stung a gorillian times
>Die

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These bastards kills 1000's each year. Every time I walk out the door, I fear for my life

>>67595814
WHO THE FUCK PUNCHES A BEES NEST!

But alright, if you're stupid enough you can die because of that. But then even a house cat can kill you.

>>67595898
House cat isn't "wild" life. But yeah, Russian said, "possible". It's possible to get killed by almost anything.
>Fall asleep
>Rats try to eat you
>Get your jugular vein
>Die

>>67595864
How? You can just kick them

In gommie Norway you can get stabbed by a wild nigger who would rather be in prison before he is deported.

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>>67595972
With the ability to shot lasers from their eyes, yea good luck getting within kicking distance

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>>67595563

Your country didn't kill them either as far as I see.

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>>67595814
>agitate their home
>surprised they retaliate
>is an american

Sounds familiar.

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>>67595898
>WHO THE FUCK PUNCHES A BEES NEST!

The same people who're diving into a lake of boiling acid.

>>67596090
>>67596178
It was a theoretical scenario as to how it's always possible for wildlife to kill you.
>Be British
>Get drunk
>Pass out in sub way
>Rats eat enough of you that you bleed out
etc.

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>>67596204
>be american
>punch a bee's nest
>get stung
>go to clinic to get bee-sting ointment
>get shot
>shart your XXX-L khaki shorts as you mumble your last dying breaths
>"f-freedom ain't free"

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Deaths caused by animal attacks or bites between 1998-2014:

Bees 23 (seriously?)
Dogs 19 (muh doge is a nice doge he didnunuffin)
Cows 12 (careful now)
Horses 8 (does not include riding accidents)
Cats 3 (the bastards)
Bears 1 (a man was killed in 1998)
Viper 1 (eep)
Honeybees 1 (what?)
Goats 1 (top kek)

Also 32 died riding on a horse or in a vehicle drawn by a horse. Horseback riding is a dangerous sport.
97 died in car crash vs a moose and 9 in a crash with a deer, a raindeer or horse.


sauce: a link to a local tabloid in Finnish:
http://www.iltasanomat.fi/kotimaa/art-2000001103199.html

are Moroccans wildlife?

>>67595499
Umm hello. We have crocodiles, bears, tigers, boars, pythons, every possible insects. Most won't kill instantly but will make you live in agony.

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>People have died just on flowers.

>>67595515

This. Only the other day I heard that a 94 year old man got killed by an agressive sheep..

http://www.ad.nl/bizar/94-jarige-man-overleden-na-aanval-door-woest-schaap~a65af2a9/

To be fair, it was in France, but still. You gotta watch out for them sheep, they're pretty quick.

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>>67596088

Oh, are we counting humanoid wildlife? Plenty of that around that might kill you, accidentally or otherwise. Their aim is bad..
>related
Notice he hasn't even unfolded the stock.. This happened next to a school that was open, IIRC.

>>67596054
wear reflective clothing

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I don't want to talk about it

>>67598678
Whoops that's a big file

>>67598705
>2.19MB
>big

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>>67595499
Well.....100 years ago?

>>67598727
f*ck your b*mhole it took me 45 mins to upload that

We have wasps and if you're allergic to wasp poison you could die. I don't know if I'm allergic so I could be and a wasp might kill me.

>>67599020
>spent 45 min for uploading 2.2mb pic
too slow internet system desu.

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>>67595515
>>67596458
>cow
>sheep
>wildlife
Get out.

more moose in sweden than usa

most roads from southern sweden up to middle sweden have fences along the forests very large stretches

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Wild snowniggers

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>>67595660
>people don't know the danger of the eurasian elk and how many it kills every year

Legit our most dangerous wild animal, more so than bears and wolves. The elk will FUCK YOUR SHIT UP

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>animals
Plebs. Only countries where the VEGETATION may kill you can reply to me.

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well, we have yaguaretés, pumas, ocelots, foxes, lampalaguas, yacarés, eagles, sharks, caranchos

but of all these animals I'm pretty sure the only ones that actually killed people are pitbulls, rottweilers, argentine dogos, dobermans and neapolitan mastiffs

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This is our country's most scary beast.
any questions?

>>67598678
>ruin
hehehe

>>67595499
We have dangerous vipers and spiders but their poison is rarely lethal

>>67596273
>cats 3
wew

It's pretty fucking unlikely to die by getting attacked by a bear or wolf, not to mention how rare they are.

However, it's very possible to die if you hit a moose with your car. Those things are fucking huge and heavy. Kinda like the BBC that split your mom open last night.

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Svalbard has this disgusting human eating vermin all over the place.

>>67595499
skinwalkersewrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

>>67599789
True
Fucking moose and their blind rage when you happen to accidentally walk near their offspring without making enough noise to scare them away
Boars are almost as bad

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>>67595563
Then you replaced them with invasive species called pakis

>be Russian
>be friend to bears
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9F7iFLCxg4

>>67599940
>ocelots

that's literally just a cat.

>>67601087

our wild species needs to step up

>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tiger_attack
>The most comprehensive study of deaths due to tiger attacks estimates that at least 373,000 people died due to tiger attacks between 1800 and 2009

not my cunt but what the fuck

>>67596090
t. pakishit al britani

>>67600981
>you will never hug a big friendly Russian bear
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