/brit/

GAS
THE
TAIGS
lads

tfw laip

i hate cunts

i hate cunts

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Delevingne for PM

hey haha

>>67594583
excellent post

>>67594548
Nah lad

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Sigh...

what form of spastic does Tim have? Is he a schizoid?

>>67594651
nah schizoid is when you just have no emotions, tim is schizophrenic

>>67594601
theyre just a couple of lazy bints who cba to shave

everyone except the french prefers clean shaven or a very well kept landing strip at most

>>67594661
Feel bad desu, he got evicted didn't he?

>Brits vote to leave the European Union
>Cameron quits his job instead of honoring the wishes of the people he supposedly represented
>Brits are still in the European Union a year later
>they have no real means to do anything about being confronted with the fact that their government doesn't represent them outside of signing some internet petitions
>still trying to make up excuses for it, blatant refusal to acknowledge the reality of the situation
>"You don't understand British Politics" yea that's because British Politics don't actually involve British people anymore
When the terror attacks become daily occurrences, just remember who tried to warn you, ye?

>>67594690
Buckle up lads, this wall of green isn't going to read itself!

>>67594683
yeah but his new place is much nicer

He also apparently doesn't understand time too

*gases the taigs*

>>67594690
>Cameron quits his job instead of honoring the wishes of the people he supposedly represented

He resigned precisely because he wasn't fit to do that you spaz.

>>67594690
>there are 5 months in a year

American education system at work

>>67594690
it was expected cameron would resign if they voted leave, would be an uproar if he stayed. don't forget he advocated for remain

>police are the bad guy
>immigration are the bad guys
>FBI are the bad guys
>firemen are heroes who should be paid footballer salaries

Hate this meme

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thought I was richie rich last night buying drinks for all my work mates in London

fell asleep on the train, missed my stop and had to get a cab home costing me £40


checked the ol' bank account today

£8

ah yes...the proto-gf just called me her bf...

>>67594740
Try leaving areas of great diversity then lad

>>67594651
>>67594661
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schizoid_personality_disorder

hmm this describes me perfectly

>>67594749
fuck off billionaire

>>67594690
Theresa May already said they'd be starting the process in March you dipshit Yank.

>>67594539
*farts loudly*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgxvQXunMmU

certainly gets the cogs whirring

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>earn £40k a year
>still can't shop at waitrose

>>67594601
hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng

>drunk girls outside apartment wont stop talking
>approach window
>cast big visible shadow on blind
>girls go away

powers for good use

>>67594767
not any more geezer

>he doesn't shop exclusively at Whole Foods

errrmmmm fuck off?

>>67594714
>>67594716
>>67594738
>>67594769
>the highest ranking British government leaders "aren't fit" to sign bits of paper that might make them look bad to some Germans
The excuses begin

Sack up and handle your business one way or another. It has become pathetic.

Business idea: do another brexit vote, but this time explain things for both sides a lot more fairly and clearly

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Have to mow the lawn tomorow

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>>67594856
Literally moved out of my parents place because I didn't want to mow the lawn.

>>67594856
fine day sunday, can't wait to sleep in an-

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Business idea: Bring back the guillotine exclusively for cunts who can't respect the first referendum decision.

Wish she'd just (wo)man up and tell me no instead of just stopping messaging entirely.

I'm getting very close to sending a something snarky over it but that's probably a bad idea.

>>67594838
/brit is not your (You) mine

>>67594887
ye vote on it then wanker not that it'll change anything

>>67594875
I think they're witches. Only the devil's whores would try to undermine the will of God and his chosen people (Brexiters).

Gonna put on my funny hat and burn them at the stake as they deserve.

cummed twice

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business idea

>>67594766
Christ that's literally me

>>67594883
Her way of saying no is stopping replying lad, women and being straight forward don't go hand in hand.

>>67594883
Had a girl break up with me that way once.

Keyed her car door, the bitch.

>tell a girl to calm her tits and man up
>1 year later she comes out as trans and wants everyone to use male pronouns with her

whoops

>>67594919
I realise that but it's still bullshit. I'll still end up seeing her again too is the thing, so she can't just pretend it never happened.

Ah fuck it. GF2016 is a failure like every other year. I should fucking kill myself already.

>>67594870
You're suppose to be at Church by 7-9am

Give it to me straight lads

Will Brexit happen or won't it?

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>>67594982

FOY

>>67594982
only if they grow a set and quit letting the lefties bulldog them out of their own society.

this fucking yank needs to go

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realised david icke is mostly right

>>67595005
>"the harsh realities!!"

>>67594918
scary inni
was an event today with some """friends""" that I completely avoided, now one of them's messaging me to go out and buy some drinks yet all I want to do is go to sleep

guess I have to socialise though hahahaha society demands it
bye /brit/

>>67594982
nobody knows

>Ring local Waterstones to see if they have a book in
>Sorry we sold our only copy last week

Why the fuck would you only get one copy of a book? I don't get it

*puts my hands around my mouth as in the form of a megaphone to maximise sound*
*leans back nonchalantly*
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*stands straight again
*pulls at my jacket just above my nipple with one hand*
Any of you poofters want to go? Pft, didn't think so
*leaves*

avoiding the work xmas do because i don't like any of my colleagues

howling at jim sterling's latest jimpressions video

>>67594982
it will and it will be shit

>>67594883
hmm had plans with a girl that I'd been dating and then she just blocked me off facebook and stopped responding to my texts
saw her last week and almost confronted her but decided the sket wasn't worth it

>>67595001
labour voters are the main force pushing brexit you knob

>>67594982
Some form of """""""""brexit"""""""" will happen, whether it is soft brexit (ie not brexit) or hard brexit is the real question. The Tories know for a fact they won't survive not brexiting in some form, so they will have to.

>>67595067
>Invited to work christmas do
>Put in my menu choices and pay the deposit
>Get made redundant and I finish before the Christmas do

Ah yes very impressive

>>67594912
>Heathrow to Canary Wharf

ALLAHU ACKBAR!!

>>67595079
proxy off jim

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hurraa!

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they finished that Chernobyl arch

>>67595096
I thought there was a court case blocking it or did the Supreme Court overturn that?

>>67595037
Wonder if we can fix it

gonna do a night in lads

Why don't the government just negotiate our position within the EU to be better?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAH4XsZ49rM
CHOON

>yank goes on and on about brexit and why we haven't already done it
>doesn't actually have a single clue whats going on
ah yes, yank intellectuals

>>67595142
>Tfw the people who went to help cleanse chernobyl in the 80's get a bus ticket discount in my town.

>>67595064
>Louis C.K. walks on stage
>"Good evening ladies and gentlemen...you're in for quite the show tonight"
>*applause*
>"Before we go any further...let us turn off these lights, these damned inventions of the white devil. Let us return to out natural state,BLACKness"
>Lights are turned off, but bonfires are being lit on stage and in the audience.
>Meanwhile, Louis has stripped naked, and a huge cauldron is being brought on stage.
>All the blacks in the theatre start chanting "KEK KEK KEK" slowly growing louder.
>"In this cauldron is a sacred Nubian concoction made from the semen carefully extracted from vaginas of wives who have been bred by black bucks. It symbolizes the conquering of the white race.
>Louis lowers his pale, naked body slowly into the cauldren of semen. He rubs himself sensually, and his tiny white dick gets more and more erect. "KEK KEK KEK KEK" the chanting continues to roar on.
>Louis begins moaning and masturbating violently. Some white people in the audience are shocked, but when they try to leave they find the doors locked.
>Louis moans come out in a gasping sputter as his hands are a blur in his slimy crotch.
>Right as Louis reaches his climax, a black buck thrusts a huge horn resembling a BBC in front of Louis face. Louis puts it to his lips and....
>BRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>The sound of Louis orgasm echoes around the chamber, competing with the deafening chant of "KEK KEK KEK"
>Zulu warriors emerge from the shadows of the theatre,killing all the white males in the audience with spears. The white women blush with anticipation as they are dragged towards the stage, where dozens of black bucks await with massive, throbbing erections.
>At this point Louis is being spitroasted between the girths of two massive black men.
>He pulls his mouth off of one of the mans cocks with a slluurpp and grabs the mic. Panting, he says:
>LADIES AND GENTLEMAN,WELCOME TO THE INTERRACIAL BREEDING GROUNDS!

>>67595142
how does that help when the entire surrounding area is radioactive for another 1000 years or so

>>67595204
Shan't be reading one word of this

>>67595142
shouldn't those trees have mutated or died

>wake up
>Donald Trump is STILL president-elect

dear oh dear oh dear oh dear, talk about shooting yourselves in the foot

>we're going to drain the swamp
>hires lobbyists and ex-bankers in his cabinet

>>67595204
not a single word

>>67595215
It doesn't but the bulk of radioactive material already bored itself deep underground when it was molten so it's really just some kind of economic stimulus project at this point

Yeah I think I've got schizoid personality disorder. Great.

On the plus side, er.

>>67595145
The court case is what you'd expect in this scenario, won't come to anything

>>67595203
Ah yes, even after the collapse of the USSR the Estonians are still cucks for the ruskies.

>>67595095
>"Cuckold: The Continent has an intact political spectrum where anyone who isn't extreme left isn't considered a radical conservative with racist and sexist political values"
that mindset is so ridiculous it bought Trump the presidency of the #1 world superpower.

Wakey Wakey sunshine, Europe has become so far left wing they were described as "weird" to me as a child in the 90's and are now considered political lunatics in the rest of the world. It's been well over a decade since they switched from Progressive to Suicidal and now we're dealing with an extreme left an their definition of an "extreme right".

Labour voters aren't even far-anything you cuck cunt, you just live in a delusional political fairytale where your leaders get away with pretending nothing is wrong while they burn their own countries down in less than half the time it took to build them by pretending the rest of the world is irrational.

books are fun to read once in awhile

>>67595215
the surrounding area is fine

you can walk right up to the reactor with no protective equipment, there's tons of tourist guides daily

bookcunt loves his fucking books

>>67595177
Dave tried that. Remember him presenting a reform proposal signed from Brussels that everybody ignored?

>>67595262
I just finished Hell's Angels

First book I've read since Kitchen Confidential like 6 years ago

Don't see the point in books.

>>67595232
Honestly I work as a lobbyist and it's not as nefarious as people think it is, they just watch too much tv.

Most of the time it's literally just meeting politicians and saying 'this piece of legislation probably needs more thought because if you do this, you've not thought about consequence X which we specialise in.'

It's not turning up and threatening not to fund their campaign or something, although having said that the one sneaky thing we do is have a lot of private dinners.

Currently burning all my books lads, the fuckers never did anything for me

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>>67595251
>ruskies
Huh? Nearly 5k Estonian men were sent to chernobyl to help them and the discount is for them.

>>67595300
I work as a lobbyist too lad, it's a totally different state of play in Yankistan though

>>67595258
didn't read a word of this tripe

>>67595288
Well at that point they should have just invoked Article 50 outright.

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>British "humour"

>>67595293
Unironically got into reading again recently, completely changed my life.

Not only has my writing become better and my vocabulary expanded considerably but I actually look forward to stuff now, get excited and feel a bit more because books opened that sense of adventure back up.

It's a good feel and I only read non-fiction too so I imagine getting into fiction is even better.

>>67595227

Wildlife is actually thriving in the Chernobyl area.
Somehow, atomic radiations are less harmful than human activity. Really makes you think

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>Honestly I work as a lobbyist and it's not as nefarious as people think it is, they just watch too much tv.
>Most of the time it's literally just meeting politicians and saying 'this piece of legislation probably needs more thought because if you do this, you've not thought about consequence X which we specialise in.'
>It's not turning up and threatening not to fund their campaign or something, although having said that the one sneaky thing we do is have a lot of private dinners.

>>67595333
jokes on him
I'm white, but my penis is a lot darker

>live in london
>still haven't visited canary wharf

wake me up inside

>>67595333
my penis is remarkably dark for how white I am 2bh

>>67595354
>Want to live in London really badly
>Don't want to pay in excess of £600 a month for a box room miles outside of the centre

Some real conflicting feels desu

>>67595300
Over here Washington lobbyists essentially tell legislators "we donated to your campaign so you need to pass this legislation for us or we'll back you challenger next time your seat is up"

BAM LYRICAL BLOW TO THE JAW

>>67595333
Only the people who can't make it here go to Yankland, you are far easier to please

>>67595368
there's no point of living in london if you're not (their version of) middle/upper class

love shorthaired girls

>>67595337
A species of sparrow in the Chernobyl containment zone has evolved to produce antioxidants to protect it from radiation

People thought it would be a dead zone but wildlife is thriving there albeit some species such as catfish in the cooling lake and wild horses are not doing too well
Species that have much shorter generations have been able to do better

>>67595397
Again this is another weird thing.

I know a lad who earns 45k at work and get shis car paid for with some bonuses and his wife earns about the same.

They live in a picturesque rural village with a beautiful huge house and go on holiday like three times a year to ridiculous places like New Zealand and Canada and the Caribbean.

I imagine earning 45k a year in London is just distinctly average/ upper working class so is not really anything.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mordechai_Vanunu

>>67595392
this 2bh
all you need is a british accent and they go crazy, a country of runts if i've ever seen one

>>67595392
Please take Ricky Gervais back

Piers Morgan can stay since he's a Trump supporter

>>67595397
Same with NYC here

I wouldn't live there unless I was making at least 6 figures and even then you're not going to be able to save much

>>67595434
state of you

both gervais and piers are shite

>muh Trump

bog off

>>67595354

it's nothing special

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Fucking kek are we seriously going to start using the fucking toys we developed in the military field?

>>67595421
Rude

>>67595434
No, you can keep him please
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2FToyZil3I

who can say where the road goes

where the day goes

only time

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDMhlvbOFaM

>>67595468
I meant ridiculous places as in extremely interesting or cool.

Everybody who has been to NZ seems to think it's the closest thing to heaven.

>>67595464
You're estonia, you get to fuck around , theres nothing you can do about Russia anyway

>>67595489
crawl out

>>67595489
Ah yes must explain the high male depression and suicide rates

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>Everybody who has been to NZ seems to think it's the closest thing to heaven.
*sniggers loudly*

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shall not

Young men in Ireland need feminism

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWUDQdiFB7A

>>67595464
tankettes are qt

new zealand more like poo peeland

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1479553263531.webm

How right is he?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/11/18/pro-eu-peer-lord-kerr-says-uk-needs-migration-because-britons-ar/

Looks like a thunderstorm is going to start up lads
/comfy/

>>67595513
Glad you're watching Irish "television"

>>67595513
if you think I clicked this link you'll be extremely disappointed

>>67595142
>that place is a Pokemon GO gym

>>67595504
How is that crawling? I've never been, I'm just saying what I've been told.

>>67595505
I imagine it's different when you go there with loads of money to chill and relax as opposed to living there.

>>67595470

didn't expect that at the end

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>>67595497
Why even bother developing shit like this then?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LvL1Ua2GzU

>>67595551
make sure his bollocks are squeaky clean too lad

>>67595571
Are you getting upset about a compliment paid to a country on an online image board ?

Lmao, reassess your life senpai.

>>67595564
It's almost certainly cheaper than maintaining a main battle tank with the 3-5+ crewmen most require

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ANYONE WHO EVER HAD A HEART
THEY WOULDN'T TURN AROUND AND BREAK IT

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>>67595508
BE INFRINGED

>>67595544
I'm Irish

My surname is O'Reilly and I live in Boston

>>67595552
Cant barrage the Farage

>>67595564
Fun

>>67595585
nah just bantering you mate, don't cry

>>67595587
strike that, didn't realise how tiny that thing is
>main battle tank
Probably recon vehicle, APC more likely. Still cheaper though

>>67595599
Doesn't mean you have to watch their shitty tv

They certainly don't

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>>67595587
>main battle tank
We don't have any of those. We recently got pic related though.

>>67595585
>>67595615
*Glances at you two*
*Glances at my bollocks*
Go on then

>>67595622
Okay I won't watch it anymore

>>67595619
its supposed to be an infantry support device.

>>67595615
>I-i-i-it was just a j-joke!

>>67595625
you're welcome x

>>67595647
Fuck me, its use isn't the main point. It will replace something and it will be cheaper, literally the whole point of developing unmanned vehicles

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>>67595652
Truly a top-tier ally

>>67595651
lmao, have a sit down son it's clearly upset you

>>67595625
Looks pretty shit and it would easily be killed by any modern tank destroyer

>runts are at each others throats
Yes, yes... pawns

>>67595679
>replace something
>be cheaper.
It cant replace something that does not exist.
Except human lives.
>>67595700
Thats like saying that your UAV's are all fucking garbage because any AA gun can take them out.

thinking about joining the Marines so I can get stationed in Australia once our Marine base being built there is completed

the gf lied to me about something admittedly rather small and I might have gone a bit mad and told her to fuck off out of her own flat and lobbed a chair at her haha

she came back in sobbing and crying and asking for me to forgive her, I actually had the fattest hard on when she was doing it

>>67595735
haha domestic violence haha

>>67595720
UAVs are invisible to radar always and to the naked eye when they're flying at an altitude from where they would launch their warheads

love that estonialad is giving it the biggun with his gay little tractor tank when I could literally chin every single infantryman in his gay little army if I so wished

if I was around in 1939 I could have ended the war in a weekend, drop me into Berlin and see what happens, I'd be playing swingball with Hitler's bollocks by the end of the day

Mum had yet another guy around last night. I could hear them going at it all night and in the morning. Then in the morning he's making himself breakfast and trying to bond with me, like we can be friends or something. I hate when they do that. You got what you wanted, just go. So fucking awkward.

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>Why have you applied for this position?
>Farmfoods

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should i spend NYE here alone

>>67595764
Okay lets put it this way.
Your strykers are all fucking shit because they could be killed by any modern tank destroyer.
Thats fair since the CV90's are also just armoured vehicles like the strykers, not tanks.

>>67595708

truly legendary gimmick

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>group interview for a warehouse job

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REALLY DOES GET YOU THINKING, LADS

>>67595789

you know you will probably be feeling sorry for yourself if you do

>>67595085
rasheed

>>67595838
How can I think about something I didn't read?

*shits on the floor*
*leaves*

>>67595720
Just being an obtuse cunt at this point la, I'm speaking in broad terms because who keeps up with what equipment the Estonian military is running. Whether it replaces something or not is irrelevant, it is still cheaper than purchasing/designing+building alternatives (manned infantry support vehicles) and, yes, in a country with such a small active military saving lives is always a high priority because it costs money to train soldiers, outfit them etc. especially with active conscription. Estonia will never be able to sustain massive losses.

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the gf

>>67595838
(((banks)))

>>67595838

funny, isn't it

>>67595859
Says right there lad.

It's the beginning of an exodus of banks that will see London collapse as a financial hub, and the entire economy with it.

>>67595838
>t-that £350m/w is coming any day now

Watching the new Top Gear lads

It's fucking crushing the BBC one lmao

my balance is fucked. fell when walking up the stairs before. got tremors to the point i can't fill a cup of tea to anywhere the top, because i will spill it everywhere when holding it

>>67595918
did not read

>>67594583
v good post

>>67595700
its designed by swedes for their environment (as in fuck all vision because a billion trees and snow)

Business idea: travel to Syria with a group of /brit/ posters and claim large areas of land then wait for the yanks to arm us.

>>67595946
Top Gear is wank apart from the specials.

>>67595946
Yeah I liked it, the dead celebrities bit was a bit weird though

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>>67595873
>being small meme
Funny how people always judge on that basis, considering fucking pic related was a reality and that was just uni students.

>>67595778
Vile

>>67595848

well i'm not staying in with my parents yet again

Tallinn old town is VERY comfy

>>67596015
crawl out

Get really irritated when I hear yank voices in real life desu. Should be used to it after years of watching yank television, but it just really pisses me off if I'm in a room where people of different nationalities are all speaking quietly and politely and some rude yank starts shouting across the room.

>>67595838
Are we completely fucked now then, will the UK turn into a mad max wasteland?

>>67595946
The new lap time track is great, wouldn't mind driving around on it myself

>>67596036
You can hear their nasally accent from miles away, they're always so much louder than everyone else.

>>67595952
I have tremors too, although they're not that bad

when I get cold I look like I've got parkinsons

>>67595735
>the gf lied to me about something admittedly rather small
what your willy pmsl

>>67596036
Most of them sound really camp and effeminate

>Be the BBC
>Fire the three people who make the show what it is for being a bit cheeky.
>Hire some middle aged lesbian that used to be a man called Chris Evans
>Be surprised when it tanks

hmmm, rlly makes you think

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me in the middle

>>67596041
Too wet and small.

me in the blazer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRpWygnfpZw

>>67596036
yeah, they're well annoying

want to karate chop them in the throat every time they open their trap

>>67596086
so more like the road then

watching dead pool haha

>>67596076
>bin him off after the first series

crease

Had to stay a couple of nights in hospital lads

They gave me 16 slices of toast.

>>67596056
Than Italians, even?

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Wouldn't mind an alt-right gf

>>67596041
>tfw brexit causes all the oceans to dry up

>>67595054
What book?

>>67596108
Is it any good?

>>67596084
>solvents do less harm than alcohol

>>67596126
She seems like an insufferable prick

>it's a yank has an autistic fit and starts sharting up the place

always the americans

>>67596131
I didn't mind it. it's reddit as fuck but it's watchable because it doesn't take itself seriously at all

>>67596084
>tobocco is more harmful than ecstasy

Don't loads of people die from ecstasy?

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>>67596126

wouldn't mind a black gf

>>67596084
>Cocaine that high
Such arbitrary bullshit

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>>67596146
No, you just can't handle strong womyn who don't afraid of SJWs

>>67595215
When the reactor building eventually collapses it'll release a fuck ton more radiation.

>>67596174
No, she is just an insufferable prick

>>67596015
Ever been there?

>had a dream there was a mountain lion in my room
>semi wake up and panic
>put the light on
>realise it was a dream
>takes me an hour and a half to go back to sleep

>>67596162

kek

>>67596162
not really, although i do think its an increasing problem

>>67595838
>Politico
Looks like they're staying then

>>67596162
Usually because it's either laced with shit like meth or because they forget to drink water while rolling

>>67596188

Yes, October last year

>>67596190
gay boy

>>67596203
What did you do there? Just tourism?
Wait a second... are you from Derby?

>>67596162
If you're dumb with it then yeah

>>67596076
Top Gear with Clarkson and co was getting a bit stale tbqh, and they have a huge budget on Amazon. Them getting fired ended up being a good thing imo

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>tfw no tomato soup gf

Legend of the dog faced woman

>>67596182
You have shit taste lad

Do you sell tagines

>>67596162
it's usually cut with other shit or they die from dehydration or pyrexia

>>67596100
Yes.

>>67596251
No, I can give you a good discount on a punch to the jaw though if you keep this up

>>67596173
>Such arbitrary bullshit

it's research published by our leading neuropsychopharmacologist. can't get more reliable data than that

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt5436364/

JUST

>>67596223

I was passing through on my way to Helsinki and then St Petersburg. Not from Derby. Saw all the Finns on the ferry taking 6 crates of beer back.

>>67596280
Yeah but a bloke on 4chan says it's shit

>>67596289
>6 crates of beer
Thats not a lot by finnish standards.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dal2otOcr70

>>67596283
Holy fuck.

I remember when they appointed the new cast and it was a paradigm of BBC values when it was perfectly and ethnically balanced, a foreigner, an ethnic minority, a woman, a white man, etc.

Even my SJW friend at work when it come up on BBC News just shook her head and said 'oh for fuck sake'

>>67596283

Am I the only one who doesn't care about Clarkson or Top Gear in general?

>>67596341
Rasheed

business idea: take a 3000ug trip and watch Interstellar

>>67596341
Rasheed

>>67596341
That's fair enough, but I couldn't give less of a shit about cars but the amazing thing about Top Gear for me was that they managed to make something that was a narrow hobby appealing to pretty much anybody.

Even my girlfriend who is a proper stacey and couldn't care less about cars loved it.

That was the beauty of it, appealed to everybody, so no you don't have to care, but there's a reason it's so popular.

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>>67596334

>1:45

>>67596341

I used to watch it occasionally, won't go out my way to watch the grand tour though. Just not that interested in cars desu.

>>67596373
Yep.

>>67596334
Surprised there aren't some laws prohibiting it 2bh

grand tour is alright if you enjoy the supercar bits and stuff

I miss the comfy challenges

>>67596381
Rasheed

>>67596362

wouldn't be able to see the screen

>>67596397
shan't be watching then. the specials were the only good part of the original

>>67596398

*sighs*

rorke...

*shakes head*

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poor hammond

as if being a manlet wasn't bad enough his co-host is 6'5

>>67596394

EU innit
free movement

>>67596394
They limited it. Now they are allowed to only bring 110L of beer, 60L of wine and i think it was 20 or 40L of vodka across with a ferry. They literally have the alcohol limits printed on the ferry tickets.

>>67596419
The beginning literally shows a whole section of them driving cars made of bricks on water and blowing them up with tanks etc.

They literally say at the intro, this first episode is all about cars but most of the rest are more challenge based.

t. top gear promoter

>>67596436
why do they buy all your booze but arrest your mushroom salesmen?

smoking should be banned worldwide

I fucking love science lads (you can tell, because I frequently 'like' the posts from I fucking love science on fb). Such a nerd hahaha.

>>67596419
this 2bh, didn't particularly like the parts of them just driving around a track in a car

>>67596435
hmm
yes but surely there's bound to be some issues when it comes to reselling it which obviously some of them bound to be doing. Doubt they pay taxes on it when they bring it across on the ferry

>>67596473
Hahahah I do STEM, I'M SOOOO SMART. I can't stop thinking about the wider universe because I'm not like other people, I'm SOOO MUCH SMARTER.

SCIENCE FUCK YEAH. REDDIT FUCK YEAH.

>>67596461
They buy booze because its cheap. They arrest mushroom men because the muschrooms are also too cheap. And the mushroom guy didnt have a selling permit.

>>67596280
1 2 and 3 of what? lol without context the graph is random

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really thinking at this...

>>67597193
I'm actually taking a psychology class and I can safely say that I'm probably in the top 0.1% of people when it comes to true understanding of people and the wider universe

>>67596466
Yeah, nah.

business idea: ban smoking, invest life savings into vaping businesses

getting my daily dose of tl;dr and black pigeon speaks lads

getting my daily dose of tl;dr and black pigeon speaks lads

>>67596190
gay cunt

would have chinned it if that was me, no dramas

>>67597273
kek

getting my daily dose of /brit/ gimmicks

>>67597222
>psychology

Absolute meme degree

I got it working
if anybody wants to watch red dwarf with me they can :3
link: watchwithanon.club

mornin' lads

>>67597202
you shouldn't need permits to sell premium estonian mushroom

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>>67594539
>>67596393
>>67596393
>>67596393

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breaky lads

>>>/pol/99264639
>>>/pol/99264639
>>>/pol/99264639

HOWLING

>>67597309
See, from this post alone I can tell so much about you, where you come from, what you'll accomplish in your meaningless life

not really a fan of the Grand Tour Tbh lads

to Yanky

>>67597328
This desu. But fuck that guy anyway. He was arrested earlier this year for throwing a tarrantum and beating people in the marketplace at Tallinn.

"While in Finland as seller of mushrooms, Mart Kuus attacked a policeman. Early yesterday morning, he assaulted people in Tallinn Central Marketplace. Police found him carrying a knife and two weapons.

Police press rep Helen Uldrich said they got a call as a man of 40 had injured three people taken to hospital by ambulance."

>>67597366
mmm yummy

would you love your gf more or less if you found out she was faking it ?


asking for a friend

>>67597367

that's your thread and combo you sad cunt

>>67597366
Bread doesn't look toasted at all lad

>>67597410
I'd tell her to stop

>live in london for all my childhood
>move away for work
>get to inherit a third of a house currently worth 750k when the parents die

>>67597366
Jesus... How can you brits stomach all that in the morning?
I feel like shit even if I have just a sandwich for breakfast.

>>67597207
>without context the graph is random

it's not though. it's aggregated data purposely presented in a simple format to publicly dispel certain substance danger myths

I'm sure you could find all the exact figures if you wanted but it's kinda pointless

>>67597410
gf has never faked it 2bh

>>67597410
I've faked for my gf before, multiple times

It's not good for either party

>>67597324
informing the local constable

>>67597456
guy can't fake it

>>67597410
there's nothing wrong with faking love for financial profit

>>67597487
what you on about mong, course you can

girls don't usually check the condom

>>67597410
I'd smack the bitch.

>>67597432
the cowardly estonian reveals himself

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>>67597487
Virgin detected.

>mates gone to the horseracing
>Its forecasted to piss it down with svery trong winds
>i decided to give it a miss
>get to stay in my warm house
>home made chicken soup for lunch

howling @ them desu

>>67597527
>reveals himself
I've been here all morning, lad.

>>67597509
she can still feel the expulsion even if it isn't wet

what are you supposed to do with the condom. do you bin it immediately or do you cuddle her for a bit or what

>>67597545
i havent

just saw a couple of syrians lids they were all dressed like western white people, did we get Christians or is this some trojan horse shit

>>67597566
condom sex isn't usually cuddle sex.

>>67597569
The heedless brit reveals himself