Seriously, is there anything this cunt can't do?

>>67593125
fix you

>>67593125
Defeat obesity.

>>67593125
Weight less than 100 kilos

>>67593125
make Americans happy

>>67593137
>not saying celebrate Easter

I am disappoint

save europe from merkel

Buy kinder eggs

>>67593125
World peace
We tried

>>67593125

be part of britain

Defeat obesity and religiosity.

>>67593250
>We "tried"
FTFY

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>>67593125
Defeat Vietnam

>>67593137
Was going to post this.

So I guess there will never be a cure for diabetes here.

>>67593155
>kilos
Another thing they can't.

>>67593537
>what is Pax Americana

>>67593125
>Seriously, is there anything this cunt can't do?

retain a foreskin

>>67593616
A miserable pile of secrets!

>>67593125
Win an actual war.

>>67594143
Does the Mexican-American War count?

Easter

>>67593616
Non-existent

>>67594188
that' s a civil war m8

>>67593125
Can't drive manual
Can't win a war
Can't fit in one seat
Can't hold their shart

>>67593125
the metric system

>>67594393
A proper one-on-one doesn't even come to mind. Usually the French are involved somehow or the Russians did the heavy lifting.

>>67593125
Anything in the Middle East without fucking it up.
But then you realise the US doesn't want stability over there. If they cut their "defense" spending by half their economy would be in a depression.

>>67593168
Fuck off albania your time is up

>>67593125
Become a civilized nation.

>>67594455
>Can't drive manual
No, that's just the girls.
>Can't win a war
Blame hippies.

>>67593125
Anime.

The entire United States military couldn't even beat five or six malnourished Vietnamese rice farming ladybois with non-functioning ball-and-powder muskets.

run

literally