Tell me about Brazil

All the bad memes like favelas and niggers come from a single state.

>>67587332
they make a lot of foot porn. some of it is really innovative but brazilian pornstars are really ugly so it's not very hot.

>>67587332
its a black shithole dont go
people are violent and rude

Can someone tell me a story about life in Brazil?

south brazil is white and germanic

Is white

>>67587332
south brazil is literally nazi germany

oh ok

>>67587620
It kinda looks more like Merkel Germany tho

>>67587795

there are gas camps, I was there

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>>67587509

Why are there so many faggots in Brazil? Over 10% of Brazilian men are gay or bisexual, usually it's only around 1% of the total male population so why is it so high out there?

>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LGBT_people_in_Brazil
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LGBT_people_in_Brazil

>>67588097
It's Rio de Janeiro

>>67587332
good beaches, good hookers, good traps, good favelas.

They buy our cars. Well, not anymore.

>>67587590
Life is just normal at it is, by the time you get use to be fucked in the ass by the government, bad public transport, bad health, bad education, but beyond that is kinda normal, way more violent then US i guess, but normal

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>>67588184
don`t worry, i will kill a lot of faggots

Hue

>>67588658
sometimes I wonder if my korean friend who's currently in military over there is shitposting with me

:(

>>67587332
who dis

>>67588938
GOPFERDAMI NONA MOL WAS FUR EIN SCHREKLICHES POST

>>67589009
>GOPFERDAMMI NONA MOL WHAT A TERRIBLE POST

>GOPFERDAMMI NONA MOL

...?

>>67587332
I-is this picture even legal to fap to?

>>67589088
I don't think it's illegal fapping to traps

>>67589088
faggot

>>67588204
Pretty sure niggers and favelas are all over Brazil.

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What do you want to know? Carioca anon here.

>>67590202
Eis bolacha ou biscoito caro Carioca

>>67590352
Biscoito, tá escrito no pacote.

>>67588938
Monroe

>Tell me about Brazil
o.k.
brazil is a part of Japan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iY_jjjah_XE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBSADQhCOOA&list=PLSUp_FKid3I6eKzcXp0JKxzp4W28lXimt

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>>67587332
niggers
the hot kind

It's the worst country on Earth outside Africa:

>no history
>no relevance
>low IQ
>agricultural banana republic with no industry
>has the largest African population outside Africa
>it's the most violent country outside Africa
>it's the poorest country outside Africa
>it's the most corrupt country on Earth
>has the most subhuman culture on Earth - it's just sex, drug abuse and violence

And that's all you need to know.

>>67588391
Is the younger generation over there mostly libertarians?

>>67591891
Most people don't even know what Libertarianism is, dude. It's just a shithole.

>>67587332
Uh so excuse me, but where I can find more about this fine lady.

>>67591930
You really must be new

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>>67591877
https://www.transparency.org/cpi2015/

>>67591910
Oh.

http://reason.com/reasontv/2016/08/03/how-brazils-libertarian-movement-helped
^This was what made me ask

Why do Brazilians hate cariocas?

>>67592062
the majority of brazilians live in the jungle and can't even write their own names

>>67587332
they look nothing like the girl in that picture.
Most are raced mixed beyond recognition and surprisingly ugly.

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>>67592504
>Most are raced mixed
most brazilians aren't even human

>>67592062
>libertarian
all our major political parties are Soc-Dem/central-left with some minor variations in moral values, taxes, etc.
Libertarianism is a meme like always. If i would guess, the biggest libertarian personality here is the ex-astrologist """"""""philosopher""""""" Olavo de Carvalho. He is also the biggest retard and armchair philosopher i've ever seen

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any Brazilians here? i'm gonna kick your arse

>>67587332
I can tell you that the girl in the pic is not white

>>67589009
It's "Got verdàm i, noch à mal"

Nice try

>>67592046

US should be red desu.

>>67594532
She is though

>>67591877

This is why i hate self hating Brazilians they just pretend they live in the worst nation they just make shout up instead of addressing real problems

That's the difference between you and me i know that there are real problems here int he states you don't want to face reality so you just make shit up

>no history
Just as much as any other new world country

>no relevance
The most relevant country south of the US in the world stage

>low IQ
it's nearly the same all across Latin america with the exception of Uruguay and Argentina

>agricultural banana republic with no industry
That one is true

>has the largest African population outside Africa
This isn't bad

>it's the most violent country outside Africa
Honduras,El Salvador and,Guatemala say hi

>it's the poorest country outside Africa
yes one of the top ten nation on the planet is the poorest outside of africa...
gdp per capita is shite but you have a huge economy and Brazil is considered a middle income nation along with Argentina,China, and India

>it's the most corrupt country on Earth
No
>has the most subhuman culture on Earth - it's just sex, drug abuse and violence
more memes

>>67591877
this>>67594819

and let me add
>agricultural banana republic with no industry
you mean, the largest exporter of beef and one of the largest exporters of commodities worldwide?
The only reason our industry is fucked is because we let ourselves be cucked by multinationals

>>67594819

Don't refute, it's the truth. Gringos stay home. ;3

>>67594958
shut you pie hole, Paulo "Hans" Yamamoto.
>>67594935
I think you get over shadowed by Argentina with Beef, I didn't even know about Brazilian beef

btw what do you think needs to be done to improve Brazilian industry do you think the severe protectionism helps , i don't but i'm not a Br

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>>67591458
Delet this.

>>67590069
True, just as much as ghettos and niggers are all over the US, but you wouldn't say all American cities are like Detroit, the idea that people have of Brazil is from Rio, and Rio is a real fucking shithole.

>>67595279

Me again, filthy burger.

> Protectionism helped, as in the past
> Now we need to buy burgermonies to pay world bank fees
> The contry still has some public companies, not as much as I'd like

What in my head could be done to improve the economy as a whole is to simply cut down import taxes(to about 1/5, 50% is a little too much) and ease just a tiny bit the breaks on foreign investment.

You need to pay taxes to get things in the country, then more taxes to get them to the state you want, and services have one extra. This is a very uneducated opinion, but these are the barriers I've found when trying to start a lil thing for myself.

>>67595495
cutting down import taxes just makes us import more stuff, weakening the national industry.

Foreign investment is good when it helps us. See China or Saudi Arabia, rich countries with large amounts of foreign investments. China is trying to streghten their national industry with the money from foreign countries.

>>67595279
>In 2015, the world's largest exporters of beef were India, Brazil and Australia respectively.
I forgot about India.

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>>67587332
That is not a real white girl in your pic. This is.

>>67595803
>
It would also be cheaper for me to build a new computer desu. ;3

Doesn't our money come more from public sources?

Miss the old days when we had good education and prior to the IMF cucking us into privatizing public companies. Fucking FHC. =///

>>67594819
>This is why i hate self hating Brazilians they just pretend they live in the worst nation they just make shout up instead of addressing real problems

Brazil's a bankrupt, socialist shithole. Oh, and Americans complain and exaggerate their problems all the time.


>has the largest African population outside Africa
>This isn't bad
Not when they're mostly illegals imported by drug lords

>>67595495
You need to open national industry first.
Right now it's basically impossible to run a business, I'm always amazed at how pretty much no one knows that Brazil is one of the worst places in the world for the private sector.

>>67596311
Yes, yes. I hear people saying that, but people always fail to tell me why, though. =(((

Plus I really can't go through every legislation regarding it, need time to study, play and shitpost.

>>67593979
>>>/Luso/

>>67594819
>let me tell you about your country

fucking hate arrogant americans

>Tell me about Brazil
>it's shit in almost every aspects, outside isolated small utopias in the south part of the country
>NO IT'S NOT I FUCKING HATE YOU SELF HATING BRAZILLIANS YOU HAVE LOTS OF FRUITS AND HOT WOMEN LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT YOUR COUNTRY

I'd gladly trade this country with almost any other slightly better.

>>67596427
http://revistapegn.globo.com/Revista/Common/0,,EMI191657-17153,00-CORRIDA+DE+OBSTACULOS.html
http://reports.weforum.org/global-competitiveness-report-2015-2016/competitiveness-rankings/
http://computerworld.com.br/blog/opiniao/2012/10/01/por-que-e-dificil-abrir-um-negocio-no-brasil
http://www.cnbc.com/2011/11/03/The-Worlds-10-Worst-Countries-for-Business.html?slide=4
http://adrenaline.uol.com.br/forum/threads/porque-e-tao-dificil-abrir-uma-empresa-no-brasil.217552/

tl;dr: everything takes forever, has absurd fees and legislation protect the current state monopoly making it impossible to compete

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Never lump in Parana, Rio grande do Sul, Santa Catarina with the rest of the shit hole known Brazil. These areas are the nicest places to live in South America - and they are largely free of the typical Rio type macaco Brazilian. This is where you find the true white girls. Please watch at least five minutes of this. As a white Brazilian living in Redneck dump Kansas it pains me when everyone thinks I am so Samba monkey from Rio. Luckily I am moving from this crap hole to Miami.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDgNPFmablc

>>67597607

Tyvm for the articles, I'm gonna get to reading them. ;3

I only use the CAIXA, can't bring myself to giving a penny to private banks / financial institutions as a whole.

I agree with some things being made open for everyone, but some others are simply stupid.

Do you agree with those MBL guys btw?

> Curious, wanna know how people perceive the problems these days.

>>67598039
>>67597372
This country isn't that bad for fucks sake
And stop sucking the south's dick you might get AIDS from the biggest AIDS/10000 people state in Brazil

Brazilians, just like a bunch of russians are self-hating because they wish they were euros or, god forbid me for saying this... americans

This country is far from bad it's just these arrogant cocksuckers that are insufferable

>>67598039

You can always leave the country, the land is HU3 territory though, you can't have it.

>>67598039
> parana and rio grande do sul are the best areas to live in SA
Dude, even the average city in my country is way safer than both Curitiba or Porto Alegre

http://www.worldatlas.com/articles/most-dangerous-cities-in-the-world.html

>>67598128
I agree with their stuff like decentralization and free market but basic services like hospitals, schools and infrastructure should be state-owned, at least partially.

>>67592046
based finland

>>67598605

Yeah, I've had health insurance all my life, is not such a great thing as I pay taxes for it.

Education, health, security and all major infrastructure should be gvt owned, making sure we don't get deeper into foreign capital dapendance.

Sadly, we have already cucked ourselves with water and electricity supplies, those would be much cheaper now if we still had them.

>>67594799
Rookie mistake. She's not

>>67598588
Honestly these stats are kinda misleading, in Curitiba for example 77% of homicides are directly related to drug trafficking and usage, they also count the metropolitan area which is basically a ring of poverty around the city.
In Brazil as a whole 71,4% of homicides are against blacks, and 93% against men.

Basically if you aren't an impoverished drug addict/trafficker living in a favela then you aren't in any disproportionate danger, people don't just get killed for nothing.

>>67598815
>people don't just get killed for nothing.
I heard that muggers sometimes kill their victims just for the lulz. is that not true?

>>67598866

Rearer, but true to an extent. Not very common, though, anywhere.

>>67598167
>this country is far from bad
Where do you live? I live in the Northeast. A lot of people from here, hate it here, and are only here because they have to, because of job, family or whatever. That's what almost everyone i ask says.
People outside Southeast as far as i've had experience with hate the country. I don't give a damn about being an euro, american or whatever, looking at what's happening in those places. I said here is shit. Some places aren't shit. Not all of them in South. I personally don't suck it's cock because of '''hurrrr colonized by aryans''. I appreciate the region for being what it is; nice, cozy places. But hell, even it's big cities are becoming a problem. Question is;


What the fuck is YOUR problem to not recognize the major chaos in Brazil? Far from bad? Are you using a proxy, rich or plain retarded? Have you had any real problems in your life caused by this shithole's broken system or it's shitty people?

>>67588184
Isn't it always ~10%, then every country has a range of people that prefer not to claim it in polls.

I remember a
Brazilian telenovela where the "gay guy" was stereotyped as fuck. It's like the "gay guy" is accepted but then it has to be a stretched-arse transvestite.

>>67598588
Colombians are the worst people in SA by far, even the few white ones are shit bags. Any shit hole in Rio is better than any Colombian city. Even the Favela monkey in Rio shakes his head at your stupidity.

It's shit.

I live in a rich neighborhood of São Paulo, but I'm scared as fuck every time I leave my house. Right now I'm studying engineering at a top university here, but I'd rather clean toilets in a safer country.

I swear by God, I'm not even kidding.

>>67598866
Around 4% of homicides happen during robberies, most of which most likely didn't happen for the lulz.

>>67599052
>I'm scared as fuck every time I leave my house
Any reason in particular? SP is supposedly the safest state.

>>67599199
>SP is supposedly the safest state.

Got house invaded once, woke up with gun in my head and got tied with my whole family, and was also assaulted once by students of my "rival school" back in high school.

It's not safe, there's no safe place here. Big cities are shit in general, but big cities of underdeveloped countries is how God show humanity he disikes us.

God fucking dammit, I miss the good'ol times in the US. Niggas could pay their rent with any shitty job, and I could walk down the streets 3AM relaxed and with no concerns.

I'll dedicate my life to leave this shit as soon as possible after I graduate.

>>67598944

I live in the Northeast too, outback. And it is not bad as you make it out to be. Yes around bigger cities it's always chaos, and I could purge these areas with it's people from existence. But in the country you just keep your guns close and chill. Police rarely ever shows up anyways.

>>67599051

Wut? You're prolly refering to the areas run by farc.

>>67599052

Is it really this bad down there? Police corruption too?

>>67599051
Well, you certainly don't sound like a nice person. And trust me, this country is too diverse to put us all in the same bag. Don't be butthurt just because we're actually making progress man, and I actually like Brazil and Brazilians but you sound like a giant dickhead

>>67599333
Nice digits.

>Is it really this bad down there? Police corruption too?
Yup.

>>67587332
Why is she wearing a shirt with a russian online community symbol?

>>67599333
>areas run by farc
This is not a thing. They're barely active nowadays. It is true that there are small crime and drug organizations scattered around the country (the same could be said about any latam country) but they generally don't act against the general population

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>>67599333
Brazil is Switzerland compared to Colombia, not even close. Any Favelito is better than the average Colombian. If you think Brazil is bad go on vacation to Cali or Bogota. You will be happy to go back to Brazil. Brazilians living in Colombia are scared of shitty ass Colombians. This is the only country where I have seen whites living in Favelas. Colombia's main export are whores.

pic: Rich area of Cali

>>67599591
Fuck off retarded burger.

>>67599591
We have "crackoland" in SP, the richest part of Brazil. It doesn't mean shit.

Colombia's crime rate is still lower than ours.

>>67599461

Finishing school you can easily start your own company though. A security one is prolly my future, is also what I'd recomend. Can't elaborate much on this, usually even in bigger cities I don't spend much time lurking the streets, areas too urbanized make me sick.

>>67599558

Awesome to know that, my friends were showing some videos of some executions and that gave me some bad chills. Other than that I've always wanted to visit Colombia. Might get going after college.

>>67599591

Can't go about it though, I haven't ever left my 4 state area, but my friends are generally more outgoing, some have been around latam and I've heard Colombia is generally cool. Gotta check it either way.

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>>67599652
>>67599656
Brazilians defending shitty Colombians.
What happened to the - we have nothing in common with shitty ass Latinos - talk?

>>67599966
> Nice digits

Well, outside stormfront no one actually has much of that. There's a lot of banter and making fun of the others as far as I know. lol

>>67599816
There are lots of Brazilians coming here as exchange students lately. Don't be fooled by the Chicano brazilian with his hate rethoric. For example, if it wasn't for the language barrier, you wouldn't feel like a foreigner in Medellin and Bogota's weather is quite similar to Curitiba, maybe slightly colder. And just like in Brazil, you'll find bunda left and right

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>>67600703

I'd feel a foreigner yeah, I live in the northeast. Only see people from the south in beaches and when my sisters friends show up.

The bunda part is the only thing I have aplenty.

> Other then that I really don't get out much.

>>67599333
Which state of Northeast i can chill and have a gun? I know, smaller cities and all that. But, what state?

>>67601361
Pretty much anywhere, as long as it's in rural farther-away areas.

And just about .38's. Can never have them legally, so you gotta be more like me: Not get out much, hang with close friends and family and waste your time studying and shitposting.

Bolsonaro might change the legally part, i'm just waiting for it.

>>67601361

I live in the outback btw, I just go around capitals when it's family visits and sometimes vacations.

Losing the gun next year, college starts and I can't carry them.

>>67587599
>>67587620

THat's kind of the problem. Had South Brazil been Anglo, Celtic, or Mediterranean, life would be prosperous. G*rms are the worst race.

>>67588184
I don't know man. I don't know. It has to be something in the water.

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Her name is Monroe. You can find her on 18onlygirls and wowgirls, aka the piratebay. Pure girl that only masturbates in her videos.

To anyone grateful respond with "Thank you Balkan God!"

>>67603294

Take back Dilma you Balkan dog.