/cum/ Canada United States Mexico

canada sucks

Fuck Canada! Fuck Canada before marriage!

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>canada sucks

what would you want if you had all the money you could ever want?
>lake house
>nice car, dont know what make yet
>trap harem
>play vidya and ejaculate all day
>when i get tired of that, kick the traps out, set some real goals, get a wife and pop out some kids
>try to raise my kids right
>donate the money to charity or a promising apprentice if my kids turn out to be shitheads

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>>67581274
I
LIKE
THE US

>>67581417
I'd fulfill my impossible dreams and live a constructive life for the betterment of humanity.

>>67581438
would you like a ride in my helicopter?

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>>67581379
No need to get angry citizen, you can make the next edition.

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>>67581417
a qt gf

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>>67581438
Thanks senpai

Land of the free home of the brave

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>>67581592
God Bless you son.

who /secret/ here?
I actually have a daughter with an illegal who doesn't even speak English. Nobody can ever know

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>>67581592
Great White North

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>>67581592
i agree you're brave but you'll never be free

>>67581662
She has to go back.

>>67581700
That's racist

>>67581706
What do u mean

WHAT YOU GOING TO DO WHEN YOU CANT KNOCK IT DOWN? YOU KNOW THAT YOU FOUND
THE WALL
THE WALL
THE WALL
NOTHING ON THIS EARTH CAN MAKE IT FALL

enjoying a tall glass of water buds

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>>67581733
Soon...

>>67581728
My daughter is stay, her mother is deported

just submitted my application

>>67581913
Go on..

>>67581913
what sort of salary can you expect?

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Maintain the Right

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What're you listening to right now /cum/?

>>67582203
Nothing at all.

>>67582203
the voices in my head

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>>67581481
no thanks, I get dissy on helicopters

tell me about mounties, why do they wear red?

>>67582203
https://youtu.be/FU6ZwGGkupQ

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>>67582203
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEgNebSjNyA

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>>67582283
Descended from British Military uniforms.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Royal_Canadian_Mounted_Police#History_of_the_RCMP_uniform

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>>67582283
They don't wear the ceremonially oufit during normal shift work

i do not respect chinese people

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>>67581349
Good thread.

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I still have yellow fever but idk happened lately, I just get rock fucking hard thinking about Indian chicks.

Wish there was a freaky desi girl in my phone book dam.

>>67582367
Good lad

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>>67582371
>filename

w-what did you mean by this?

>>67582371
When?

Going to eat some swiss chalet. I don't recall seeing anybody under the age of 55 in the restaurant before. I am hoping that all changes tonight.

>>67582471
I go to swiss chalet all the time. Damn good hot sandwiches.

>>67582471
Festive Special?

Swiss Chalet > St-Huebert

>>67582471
their food is so expensive for what it is, but i still order it for delivery sometimes because it's one of the few delivery foods that isn't pizza/chinese

What produces loudmouth, attention seeking, clownish asswipe men? Spoiled by pushover single mothers and neglected by absentee fathers that didn't give a fuck.
Either that or they had a father that bullied the fuck out of them. For women you swap the genders.

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Cowboys 2bh senpai

>>67582547
it is pretty pricey, I wont pay $15 for a half chicken when I can buy a whole one at the grocery store for $10
Usually only go if my parents take me

quality really varies too, sometimes it's hot and ready, othertimes you can tell they reheated it

>>67582540
>St-Huebert
Never had it before but I'm in the asshole of Ontario so nothing of value is here.
>>67582547
Yeah it's really not that great of food. The delivery is the best part.

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>>67582660
Glory to the Crown

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>>67582637
>This explains blacks

kek

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>>67582660
Yes

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I had a Pirate Pak for dinner tonight. It was excellent.

Do they have Cracker Barrel in Canada?

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>>67582660
Did you pre-pay for RDR2 or something?

>>67582802
Nope.

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>>67582818
No but I'm replaying the first one after years, I'm hyped abouRDR2

>>67582703
fackin yanks

>>67582802
no

we don't have a lot of american chains, because of distribution networks few restaurants work nationwide

East Side Mario's is from Ontario, to the parts of BC they can get supplies from Alberta

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>>67582860
>>67582922

It's very popular in the USA.

>>67582203
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3M_Gg1xAHE4

just masturbated to a stripper in gta v

>>67581417
I'd start my own city, running with the kinda infrastructure I would want to see the world run on. Then I would probably install myself as a tyrannical dictator until the populace kicks me out. Could be a good run.

>>67582818
ITS HERBERT MOON

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>>67582970
Where did it a go wrong

>>67582860
>>67582922
That'll change once the Anschluss happens lol

>>67582949
Favorite restaurant desu

>>67582968
>radiohead

Good taste

>BajaChan STILL hasn't added me

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>>67582970
did you like it?

>>67583016
Am actually listening to the whole album but couldn't find a video of it

>>67582949
I've been to them probably around ten times. sucks they got cucked by the Gov't.

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>>67582970
>tfw did that multiple times in gta4 when i was on vacation and all i had was a laptop with gta4 and 0 porn since all mature websites were blacklisted

I kinda pity Hillary Clinton. Imagine being so unlikable that you lose to Donald fucking Trump in the election. Then again, hopefully the Democrats can field a respectable candidate like Elizabeth Warren.

>>67582970
I've done that

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>>67582871
>>67582994
Remember:

HERBERT MOON DID NOTHING WRONG

>>67583009
Cracker Barrel is shit. You can make anything that their restaurant serves at home in under 45 mins and only old people eat there.

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>>67582970

Just had an encounter with my crush, I fucked up, started shaking and sweating

Feels bad man

>>67583088
kek

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Anyone else like brown hair brown eyes or just me?

>>67583009
This

>>67583105
While true, I'm mostly on road trips when I eat there, and thus don't really cook.

>>67583125
I don't care about eyes but brown hair is by far the best hair color

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>>67583112
know this feel

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>>67583072
>respectable candidate like Elizabeth Warren

>>67583061
gta 4 was the best when i was 14 or so because the xbox controller vibrated the whole dance and i just put it on my dick

>>67583112
>tfw stutter when talking to a qt girl

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I have an important question

Should I get a French gf or a British gf?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhFSZlCKfYM

>>67583125
who is this?

>>67583048
>Not always listening to the full album start to finish

shitplebsdo.jpg

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this is real cowboy shit, though probably too gritty and unpolished for you plebs ngl
https://youtu.be/-x5IPt5TvQ8
https://youtu.be/Sgl4vAl9ERc
https://youtu.be/8SjwO17gsqU

>>67583125
For eyes it depends, they need to look sort of big like pic related.

>>67583202
french

>>67583202
french
brit girls are ugly

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>brown hair is by far the best color

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>>67583229
Nice, will give a listen

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>>67583202
>wanting a Muslim gf

They never look like the pictures.

I accidentally cut my finger today. As I looked down, felt the first sting, and watched the first drops of crimson blood bubble out of my digit, and the first words out of my mouth, without thinking, were "Really makes you think"

100 get

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>>67583229
>tvz
>hank williams
good stuff

>>67583268
If you fancy yourself a cowboyboo and didn't already know who Hank Williams and TVZ are you should consider suicide

>>67583295
Sometimes If you look into the memes, the memes look back

>>67583223
it really is the best way to experience music, besides a concert of course

>>67583295
Every time I laugh, I do my fingers like the emoji

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>>67583347
I know Hank Williams but not the other guy

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>>67583295
>When 4chan bleeds into real life

I don't like it when that happens either. Almost burst out laughing awhile back when some Indian woman was talking about the problem of women getting raped when they shit outdoors.

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me and the gf

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>>67583268
cool pig

>>67583279
I said French or British not Muslim

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>>67583405
Do you want to go bowling cousin?

>>67583405
Me on the right with my bf.

NEED a gf to help with me resist the alky lads

>>67583405
Fuck this brought back the feels

Why didn't she stop talking to me

>>67583361
Playing it yourself, especially playing a show in front of people, truly is the best imo.

>>67583429
Birds are so very important

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>>67583450

I hope I eventually go on at least one date before I die.
That's the bucket list. Go on a date with a real girl

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>>67583397
Townes is considered the GOAT in folk circles
not all ears can stomach it, but it's quite beautiful
https://youtu.be/fEq-u72bV_g

>>67583478
Get a Christfag gf, you'll probably haveto merry her too.

Obama

>>67583550
i got a better goal for you
dont be a pathetic fag

Watched a documentary about Fukushima Daiichi Nuclear Power Plant crisis. Radioactive water is continuing to leak into ground and sea water from within the containment vessel that has the melted uranium cores.

>>67583592
I see through your LIES, Barack Obama
you WICKED WICKED DEVIL

>>67583107

thats a long neck

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>>67583592

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>>67583592
Who?

Currently eating pizza, Dr. Pepper, and Mike & Ikes.

This guy I know might kill himself lol
Hope the cops don't pop around to my house lads... cops make me nervous

My gf is going out on a date tonight while I watch her kid
At least she'll bring food home

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And I'll leave you guys with a rare melding of memes.
Vietnam country.

https://youtu.be/2AGqwrEZ5kw

the muslims need to go back to mexico

>>67583871
>being black
>during an upcoming Trump presidency

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I feel good today. How are you guys progressing on #GF2017?

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>>67583871
>lads
>cuckposting

Explain yourself America.

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How much would a used GeForce 770 ti go for?

>>67583997
How much does your mom go for

>>67583997
G o o g l e y o u d u m b w e e b

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>>67584025
nod vry mutch

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A girls race doesn't matter. We all agree?

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>>67584081
sorry bud

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>>67584107
Yeah, they're all the same basically.

https://youtu.be/x47NYUbtYb0

>>67584107
Asians are unattractive

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>>67584148
Who doesn't want a woman who's face doubles as a level?

My left cheek and the left side of my tongue feel like I've bitten then, my left jaw is tender and my left gums ache
Am I dying, it's been like this for days

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>>67584188
Spooky

>>67584271
Gingivitis.

Drink orange juice.

>>67584271
You might have an infection.

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>Asians are unattractive

>>67584307
what do
Do I see a dentist or a doctor
Or urgent care

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>>67584343
>posts worst koreans

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>>67584343
>posts a cut-eye gook

They're attractive after surgery, sure.

>>67584107
As long as she's cute it's all good

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I NEED SOCIAL CONTACT, I NEED SOMEONE TO HUG ME FUCK WHY DOES IT HURT TO LIVE I JUST WANT TO BE NORMAL

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A girls gender doesn't matter. We all agree?

>>67584107
love pringles too I have a lot in common with Eskimos apparently.

life is a lot to keep up with

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>>67584148

The white turkic ones are an exception.

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>>67584444
I can't hug you, or give you meaningful social contact. But I can check those sweet digits.

How hard is it to get a white cute weeb gf?

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In 1940 the majority of Americans lived in the purple areas.

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>>67584445
>girls gender

>>67584496
I'm just trying to get any gf and it's pretty hard.

But I think it's one of those once you know how to do it it's easy situations.

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>>67584476
>white turkic

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>>67584496
Those are very rare, some are even holographic.

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rate me /cum/

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Got a new haircut lads but I need to take a shower now.

>>67584594
al-Rodrigo/10

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>>67584528
What's your point?

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>>67584594
>>67584602
That was fast...

>role playing as a depressed lonely person for entertainment
>replying to yourself for attention

kys

>>67584594
how much time have you been posting your face here?
do you keep all the pics you have posted?

>>67584602
Grow a mustache

>>67584594
11/10

>>67584673
Maybe a lock beard.

HEY JANI YOU HEAR ME? YOU SCUM SUCKING PIG, YOU SON OF A MOTHERLESS GOAT.

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>>67584727
Mods rekt your shit bud

Fuck it, I'm going for it

>>67584668
i've been using 4chin for like 6 or 7 years, i started posting my face like 3 years ago.
Not really i usually delete all the images i posted here, probably around 30

>>67584794
And I'm back, just ran around the world

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>>67584761
What are you trying to do?

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You know who this guy is, /cum/?

>>67584856
turbo autist

>>67584856
>cia

It's that time of year again where the morning is too cold not to wear a jacket, but the rest of the day is too hot for it.

>>67584856
Some scrawny twink I'd rape in prison

I'll keep posting it if you don't shut the fuck up.
Your shit ain't funny, man.

I don't know what it is about /cum/ that does it but you guys always put a smile on my fat face.

>>67584665
what do you mean

>>67584856
I miss cigarettes.
Sort of.

>>67584900
Is that really him

>>67584856
BAZOOPERS

>>67584803
>around 30
sure

>>67584978
Uncontrollable smile on overweight people is a sign of upcoming heart attack.

>>67585010
elaborate

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>>67585034
>Azerbaijani madman is still here

kek

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Why can I never stop thinking about girls?

>>67584987
Probably not

tired

>>67585066
I'm on shift, m8. 2 hours until it's over.

>>67585086
disgusting

>>67585086
yaaaaaaaasss

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>>67585070
>they smell nice
>when they talk they say dumb things but somehow you still like them
>they act as ovens in your bed so you are never cold
>they are extremely soft
>they have even softer tits
>even softer ass
>pussy is so comfy
Women are the best desu

thicc vape

I want to drink Baja.

>>67585059
you said you have posted 30 pics?
I believe you have posted more

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>>67585093
Good job anon, shit on that Rig Chief.

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>>67585086
>anglo """woman"""

Why are they so trash? Is it hereditary?

>>67585086
This should be illegal

*z*rb**j*n

>>67585207
He's on his room now, thinking who to pin blame now.
Probably thinks I don't have copies of all requests with stamps.

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>>67585177
Good luck, I don't even get questions answered >>67582414

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Why is girls skin always soft?

The few times I've touched girls and the one time I held a girls hand, it was really soft.

>>67585293
All the cum they bathe in
Make no mistake anon, women are whores

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>>67585184
50? tb h with you i have no idea, ando bien pedo a las 7 de la noche/tarde nomms

>>67585293
estrogen

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>>67585270
BajaChan likes sucking Big, White, Canadian Cock.
BWC(C).
That's pretty obvious.
>this is the only SFW Canadian Cuck image I have

>>67585293
To be extra comfy to sleep with

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>>67585324
I have a couple, prepare for downloading.

>tfw hospitalized for alcohol withdrawal
Suppers in half hour lads, meatloaf

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>>67585324

>>67585359
I want to fuck a moose now

>>67585311
date puto, es finde largo

why wasnt regan popular in the south in his first election?

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>>67585324
>>67585393
Don't fight it.

>>67585360
Are you fucking serious? Meatloaf?
I'm not eating if that's what you made for dinner.

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*shuffles towards you

>>67585430
If i don't survive the mating just feed my corpse to the bears.

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>>67585359
>>67585391
Yeah I forgot that one was SFW. I guess this one is to-
>>67585430
>he posts the exact image I was going to post before I can
Welp.

>>67585449
>those hands and feet

How did they convince a 70 year old to wear this

>>67585360
get well soon

what province? hope it's not ontario where they'll take away your license for that

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>>67585324
>>67585463

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>>67585395
si awebo hasta el martes, no se porque no postean mas culos aqui en este general

>>67585502
BOOTY
O
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Y

>>67585488
Alberta
And what license do they take away? Drivers?

>>67585423
because carter's a baptist minister and the creator of the religious right voting block

it's weird how much rednecks in georgia like the guy

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*marches towards you
IT'S ABOOT TIME FOR SOME BIG CANADIAN COCK EH???

>>67585293
they have an extra layer of skin.
look it up

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>MFW Electoral College realizes how disfunctional Trump administration is in December and switches to Hilldawg

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>>67585528
+1

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>>67585618

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>tfw OKC date got cancelled
At least I'm finally going back to school soon.

>>67585584
$0.02 has been deposited into your account. Thank you for correcting the record.

>ywn slip a digit inside a girls warm spot

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>>67585540
that's good, you can still be premier

from what I've read here they suspend your drivers for going to rehab, so not 100%

>>67585688
What did he mean by this

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t. cana chan

>>67585618
looks like a seattle bikini barista

>>67585708
Qt

>>67585708
What did he mean by this

>>67585738
>>67585744
that's cana chan

>>67585728
Maybe after a few beers, she's no BajaChan.

>>67585643
stages of online dating:
>1/3 reply
>1/10 continue to converse and give you their number
>1/30 continue to converse on phone, give other social media
>1/100 set up a date
>1/200 dont flake

>>67584528

>that face

Why are there so many problems in america lately?

>>67585753
Proofs?

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>>67585760
I guess I fucked up because I tried to ask her out after the 3rd message
Maybe I looked desperate as fuck

election memes are getting stale fast.
What will be the hot new meme topic?

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Why do I get tired after I cum? Why did we evolve this?

>>67585810
so you'd leave it in her
its why dogs have a knot

>>67585708
Pretty sad weak features.

>>67585364
>>67585364
>>67585364
ANGLOS SHOULD UNITE

>>67585844
hence why he does what he does all day, and makes fun of others for doing the exact same shit

there could not possible be a more self-loathing motherfucker on this earth

>>67585867
>quebec
>anglo

been havin weird poops, guys. for the past couple weeks i poop 3-5 times a day. i sit down immediately drop a super dense little rabbit turd and then i'm done a couple hours later i gotta do it again. i've tried sitting there for like 20 minutes but nothing happens after that first tiny grunt. wat do?

vive le quebec libre

>>67585804
what is wrong with canada

>>67585896
drink more water and eat something with fiber in it

>it's another Canadian anons discuss dog cock episode
not another rerun

>>67585873
Well, it's pretty obvious the reason he acted autistically was because he was an insecure selfish piece of shit that still centered himself on his ego.
I know a dude who looks and acts a lot like him. He gets punched a decent amount.

the south will rise again

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why dont republicans just nominate someone from california every election

>>67585947
My south already rose again, take care of it.

>>67585936
is that all it is? i drink at least a bottle of water a day and i eat a lot of bread.

now he'll spam one liners from different proxies to get the thread to die as quickly as possible lmao

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>>67585958
>california
>republican

only one man could pull this off

>>67585984
who?

>>67585975
should be drinking about half a gallon of water a day

>>67585997
this autist
>>67585708
>>67584856

>>67582802
I went to a cracker barrel once and I ordered the same thing as the guy next to me. They messed up his order and assumed mine was wrong too so they brought both of us a new thing but I already had the right thing already

Are there any other National Socialists in the thread tonight?

>>67586050
sounds like bs t bh

my butt hurts

>>67586097
google it nigger

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOYoou3genk

me in the video

Any faggots that like to role play as anime girls, post gay porn, gore and child pornography in the thread tonight?

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>>67586115

i'm intelligent

non-United Statians out

I told you not to fuck with me, faggot

The american revolution was a mistake.

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Canadians you are not wanted here. Come here instead.

>>67585993

>>67586173
You're a nigger

>>67586225
Rude

All taxation is theft

>>67586122
he is right you know

thule is real and it will save the white man in the 11th hour

>>67586225
wrong and untrue

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>>67585324
[...]

Okay.

>>67586225
This. Go be with your leaf friends

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8jQCDxVEIg

Stop making shitty postss

are you on an Odd or Even number of levels of ironly right now, /cum/?

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>>67586233

>>67586326
odd

>>67586326
My level of irony is not an integer

do you think aliens are real?

>>67586323
Probably cana chan. He's probably unironically on a suicide hotline as well.
I'm not making up the shit I'm saying, either. So don't think I'm a sick fuck for doing this.

>>67586394
Yes, they're hopping the border as I type this

>>67586394
Yes but we'll never meet them

>>67586394
yes

New bread
>>67586453
>>67586453
>>67586453

Anglos you are not wanted here. Come here instead.

>>67585364