>Americans microwave their palms to warm them up

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WTF!? Is this true?

>>67576909
Yes.

>Americans use the shower to get drinking water

>>67576791
If our hands get too dry we cover them in Crisco and piss on them. You should try it.

>american lunch restaurants hand little buzzer pagers to their client so they don't have to awkwardly sit around waiting for their order and can go take a walk or go shopping while they wait for their order
wtf i love america now

>>67577095
I wish

>>67577129
But I saw this on the magical viewing box
Admittedly this was downtown new york so it may not be applicable to the entire country

I waited a full decade to watch the ultimate season of Hellsing.

I was not disappointed.

>Americans sweeten our glorious green tea

disgusting

>>67577288
remember NYC is usually 3-15 years ahead of out some other part of the U.S

>>67576791
only to eat them afterwards

>>67577363
you ever try our sweet tea? it's basically colored sugar water

>put hands in microwave
>shut the door

how do you press the buttons then??

>>67577095
>>67577288
They're common for sit down restaurants while you're waiting for a table.

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>>67577363

>green tea
>Japanese

>>67582865
With your other hand stupid.

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>>67583413
>

>>67577095
>American autism went so far it is now considered awkward to wait for your fucking food
Not even Donald can fix this shit

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>americans have to microwave their penis to get it hard because it was mutilated when they were babies by picrelated

>murricans

https://discussions.apple.com/thread/6551750?start=0&tstart=0

>>67576988
>Americans
>drinking water
EL OH EL

>>67584950
is it true that dutch people have adapted to their landscape and have gills?

>>67584950
toothpaste on a stick gets it. I'm not using that communist water crap. I drink coke and I bathe in coke like a true american gob bless.

Aren't they worried about radiation?

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>>67584821
You can't make that up!

>>67577363
>our

>>67584999
>trips wasted on such shitty banter

>>67584757
that's because he's a culprit

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/08/09/us/politics/donald-trump-diet.html