/brit/

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'sie

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PAKI PRIDE

NATIONWIDE

/cum/ rules
/brit/ drools

>>67564773
don't think I agree tbqh

Nige: Lieutenant Drebbin
Trump: Tywin Lannister

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'nie

>>67565102
/cum/? more like /dumb/

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*marches towards you*

MAKE WAY FOR THE QUEENS GUARD

you can't download ram you fucking twatty fuck

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karen in the workplace!

>>67565127
bad with girls in clubs tbqh
recently trying to get better though

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Is Kanye just trying to get into the news or something?

enemy boat spotted

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Janitor applications are now being accepted for the next ~48 hours.

Apply here:
https://www.4chan.org/janitorapp

gonna take a poo

>>67565216
sure, how much do I get paid?

Never heard a convincing argument against egalitarianism tbhwy

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Explain yourself Yanks

>>67565224
*cums on you*

Bought a pair of cheap gold coloured earphones described in an Amazon review as "very bassy" and I'm looking forward to them arriving tomorrow.

Who here /runt/

>>67565239
If everyone is equal then no one is

>>67565257
i eat dry cereal for snack food

VERY runtish if i do say so myself

>>67565281
woah

>>67565239
Humans aren't born equal in capability so to give everyone the exact same amount of freedom gives too much freedom to retards and too little to geniuses

>Nige
>Liteutenant Drebbin

HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>67565216
>>67565237

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https://vimeo.com/179791907

>literally just a man muttering over some weird vocals
>normies think this is amazing music

Fucking hell

just put my phone on charge

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>>67565198
>paying attention to kanye

it's cold lads

Thought I'd left my unlocked laptop with gay porn on it at work and had a mini panic attack but it was in my bag

>>67565287
we've got a full blown ken-sama on our hands

as long as she doesn't find out you're a white piggu you should be fine mate

It's my birthday today lads

Turned 22

>>67565239
even if you make everyone equal you can never account for human jealousy

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>>67565346
>vimeo

>>67565198
obviously

>>67565375
Happy birthday lad

excited for kovalev v ward

>>67565239
people aren't born equal

>>67565375
happy bday mate

>>67565346
bro open up your ears

>ethiopian cuisine
>>>/x/

just opened my third eye, ear, and nostril

>>67565239
I'm much more capable than a down syndrome paki runt

>>67565406
>not carlsen vs karjakin

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me on the left

>>67565375
merry birthday

>>67565406
did the man punch the other man

>>67565375
Wow another year where you accomplished nothing

I feel as if 22 is the last year in which 18 year olds will still fuck you

>>67565447
i hate chess at the moment!

>>67565406
thort this was a chesspost

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>>67565051
Very VERY good edition!

>>67565485
why??

>>67565375
https://youtu.be/GPTCiudKbag

wouldn't say I'm the biggest fan of non white British people desu

listening to Sabaton

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>>67565450
whoa!!!!!!!!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l59LZkVNmDw

choon

want to go to the shops but i cba getting out of my room

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british trainlads, what do you think about the fact that most trains in north america are diesel?

I take this badboy to college every day

>>67565518
good lad

>>67565545
not as good as this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MaJjCTK6Opk&feature=youtu.be

>>67565562
>commuting to uni
hello turbo autist

>>67565503
i get really into chess for about a month then i just go on a huge losing streak and need a few months off

if i were to go on chess.com right now and play a few games my rating would drop by like 50 points i gurantee it

>>67565373
i don't know what attracts mega autists to japan and korea. like i've just been saying the chances of accidentally offending someone is astronomically high especially for people with no self awareness

>>67565147
*declares independence from you*
Nothing personnel, kid

I dont eat any other kind of bread other than naan

>>67565547
I'll go for you what do you want x

>>67565649
i eat your nan too lol

>>67565562
>not a DMU

pleb

>>67565611
Not uni. Its like college/sixth form.

Also why would I study away from home when my city has world class unis?

>>67565659
can you get me a sandwich meal deal and some bepis please xx

>>67565562
>tfw my city has one of the few remaining interurbans in the country

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me in the 'tache

Brunch:
>4 eggs with cayenne saucd
>garlic naan
>banana
>orange juice (vitamin D and calcium)

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What are you doing tonight lads?

Staying in alone again myself

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>>67565097
excellent post canda!

>>67565671
>Canada
>world class unis
lol no

just done a fart that almost lifted me off my seat

>>67565450
dumb crackposter

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behold: the wonderous machine i use to get to and from work every day

>>67565689
hmm

Here's some authentic Haitian cuisine:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3337cj4sJQ

>>67565716
Gonna wait and see if my mates texts me

Probably not as I haven't spoken to anyone for over a year now

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>>67565649

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>>67565404
>>67565423
>>67565455
>>67565474
>>67565508
I'm terribly sorry to inform you that my birthday story was merely a ruse to bank some free (You)s

>>67565671
Went to a worse (although still very good) uni to get away from home tbqh

'sing the 'ddit

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>>67565716
same here hahaa

>>67565710
what's next? a four hour nap and then gym?

take away the juice

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>>67565716
yep

might go offie in a bit and then swing by the coop and pick up some munchies

>>67565769
absolutely devilish

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is she attractive, lads?

Business idea: Chop off my bollocks so I stop wanting to get a gf so much

>>67565670
>implying bi-level DMUs are commercially available
>>67565694
What city? Twin cities?
>>67565724
McGill and University of Toronto are the best universities in the anglosphere besides the UK and US. And they're consistently top 25 global. Unless you went to oxbridge or the lse shut the fuck up

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>>67565716
cant go out because ive got work tomorrow at 7am

>>67565742
Where on Earth do you live? It must be an economic Titan to have such world class infrastructure, a powerhouse you might even say!

>>67565769
Reported to Scotland Yard

>>67565508
americas great

it's weird that someone gets to sex her

>>67565769
>>67565769
you. YOU. YOU ARE A BAD PERSON! VERY VERY VERY BAD! THINK ABOUT YOUR ACTIONS, la

>>67565814
you prize plum...tomorrow is saturday!!!!!! hahahaha plonker

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>>67565769
They waltzed right in

>>67565795
you would hope so considering the amount of plastic surgery

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>>67565811
kekamundo

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>>67565786
WHAT THE FUCK?

THATS EXACTLY WHAT I WAA GOING TO DO

mum if you're here:

where is tea? I'm blimmin starving. would have eaten at 2 but because we have tea at 5 i thought it wasn't a good idea because I'd never eat tea. so basically I've been starving for 3 hours is what I'm saying.

>>67565811
>any uni outside ivy league and Oxbridge
dropped, guarantee those Mickey mouse Canuck unis are full of pajeets and Chinks

>>67565861
>not filling up on snacks
anon i...

>>67565861
shan't be reading this

>>67565716
Feel depressed because I got rejected

Might go to the christmas market that just opened over the road but it's cold

business idea: bakery that stay home at night so I can have sausage rolls for dinner

>>67565861
>not having a hidden bag of emergency scran somewhere for when times get tough

shaking my bloody head

>I will never go to sleep wrapped up in the arms of a qt who likes me
How do you cope with this feel?

>>67565875
Afraid of Asian students after Virginia Tech desu

>>67565875
>>67565854
McGill and UoT are world class unis. Oxbridge being better doesn't change that.

Was going to go to the gym tonight lads but it's so cold out I can't bring myself to leave

>>67565857
heh, been there, done that, kid.

*rides a horse and disappears into the horizon*

>>67565921
It's fine lad, just take tonight off, you deserve it

>>67565921
its for the best, you were never going to make it anyway, bitch ass nigger

>>67565861
hi sweetie its mum x

sry im a bit busy atm...with my canadian friend! don't tell ur dad ;)
leftovers are in the fridge so help yourself x

>>67565903
the fuck is scran? fucking working class plebs and their words.

Business idea: Start a general on /int/ to post about British culture

Business idea: I hate myself

I've got to go catch my train home. I'll take a pic of of it for the trainfriends ITT

>>67565481
I thougt girls liked older men

>>67565964
Somebody hasn't read Trainspotting :^)

>>67565917
Hmm, yes, in the same way Arsenal and Barca are both world class

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sun is out

it's bright

*seizes the means of production*

>>67565993
barca are though. so i don't get this joke really

>>67565986
I really don't have the daddy vibe tbqh

Democracy is bigotry.

>>67565562
I like the smell of diesel so it's fine

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>McGill and UoT are world class unis. Oxbridge being better doesn't change that.

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It's a testament to my cowardice that I've managed to live for this many years as lonely as I have been without killing myself

>>67565738
why are there so many sudacas in /llsifg/?

McMaster shits on McGill desu

>>67566055
butthurt guelph grad detected

>>67566027
Barca = Oxbridge
Arsenal/Liverpool/Chelsea = best Canadian/Aussie unis

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got me to thinking

Newsflash runts

Doesn't matter where you go, its who you know

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leeds-38026524

STRAIGHT TO THE GALLOWS

>>67566110
a superhero doesn't have to look strong to be strong

>>67566148
really for undergrad it doesn't matter

arguably its better to go to a less competitive uni for undergrad, get good grades, then go somewhere else after.

>>67566155
white people are mentally ill

>>67566148
>>67566184
damage control

>>67565766
>pendle hill

Spooked me out a little

I didn't think knowledge of Pendle existed out of Pendle

>>67566148
but if you go to a shithole you won't meet anyone

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FFS my aunt has no idea how to take a picture

>>67566186
never knew you were a rasheed

How do you deal with rejection lads?

>>67566104
not even close

>>67566240
become a recluse

>>67566240
don't ask in the first place

>>67566240
pick yourself up and get on with it

>>67566217
I've been up Pendle Hill

nice place

>>67566110
want her to annihilate my bollocks with her heat vision, then freeze them with her freeze breath, then shatter them by stamping on them with the force that it would take to split the moon in half

>>67565811
Chicago; we have the South Shore Line, the last remaining part of Samuel Insull's empire.

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>jsut walked in the door
>right now its STATISTICALLY the longest period between now and going to work again

might spam some men in hats and smoke loads of marry juanaya this weekend

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It snowed today

The hills look nice

>>67566233
baiting for (you)'s desu

>>67566240
first this >>67566277
then this >>67566273
finally this>>67566271

kids at the back of the bus are shouting "TSUUUUUU"

>>67566228
You can go to a low end uni and still have networking nights, employment opportunities, and what not

You just need to apply yourself

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=doHWn84loBc

>>67566320
where abouts was this taken?

looks familiar

When will America pay reparations to the UK for the revolution?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtvK7YaA95U

choon, nice technics tbqh

>>67566320
very dreary and depressing

just the way i imagined

>>67566357
just outside my house

>>67566357
Leeds & Liverpool Canal in Pendle

>>67565882
>>67565886
>>67565903
>>67565956
update: mum is back

she's having tuna pasta bake (I'm allergic to it) and when I asked what I'm having she told me to sort myself out

rofl starved myself for 3 hours for nothing haha

>>67566407
you have to let her know this is unacceptable by throwing a massive tantrum

>>67566320
>Got sent home early from work because it was snowing heavily
>10 mins away from work there was no snow

epic

so I went on pornhub and they brought up this survey so I thought fuck it why not

>what age did you lose your virginity?
>select "I'm still a virgin"
>next question is how many sexual partners you have had
>lowest option is 1-5

hmmmmmm

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>>67566321
>>67566321
>>67566321
>>67566321
>>67566321
have some on me x

>>67566093
idols allow us to forget about our futile existence

Am I the only one who redistributes all the toppings on a pizza so it's completely even before eating it?

Takes so long I always have to microwave it.

>>67566462
The absolute madman haha

>>67566444
do brits not bother with snow tires?

>>67566362
>very dreary and depressing
good, never come here and in fact leave this general immediately

>>67566462
>Am I the only one
yes, definitely yes

>>67566488

It doesn't tend to snow that much in the civilised bits of the country.

Doing a play of the so called "Call of Duty 4: Remastered"

mum said she's doing the christmas food shopping at costcutter this year because we've had to replace the boiler

>>67566462
>not making your own pizza from scratch

>>67566489
b-but i like it that way

i live in new england. it's not much different

>>67566488
I don't think it snows much there. Even in Chicago we don't really use them.

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>>67566453
nice 1 senpai

went to see my sister with her new baby because she kept ringing me telling me to come see my second nephew like it's going to be different from the first one

entire extended family was there

baby wet itself and all the girls started howling "aww" like fucking dogs

didn't say a word

GENUINELY wanted to heem them all

>>67566548
should have chinned the baby

Sometimes I pretend to be a chicano for the (You)s

how many of you pretend to be pakis?

>>67566548

read all of this blogpost and i genuinely wish i didn't

>Tfw unemployed
>Tfw gf still really likes me because I'm good looking and pays for us both until I get a new job

Thank Christ I wasn't born ugly or I'd have topped myself.

>>67566548
sequels are shit

I have a dog-like sense of smell and I can sniff a fanny from a mile away

what does time smell like?

http://time.com/4570237/person-of-the-year-poll-2016/

>>67566611
bio oil and eggs

>>67566611
>>67566614
?????????????/

If I get dubs I'm going to win the Euromillions tonight.

>>67566531
>>67566520
i thought it'd snow more in the UK. we get on average 3-4ft every winter around here. a lot of people literally buy separate winter cars(usually a subaru or something)

>>67566611
ivory

>>67566611
thyme haha

>>67566611
thyme

*pauses for laughter*

oh shit just remembered i got work tomorrow

fuck

almost forgot there

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>>67566598
fanny means bum in the usa so of course you can

>>67566452
sure it wasn't one of those "if you picked this answer then answer this question" type of things?

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/woman-who-sex-pit-bull-9283029#rlabs=1%20rt$sitewide%20p$4

>tfw no aussie gf

17:45 - first beer ago, takeaway ordered and reporting for duty on /brit

>>67566649
>you

those euromillions are MINE

>>67566548

>Sister is married, is young and has a good job and so does her husband
>They have a massive house, drive a really nice car and go on holiday literally about 6 times a year
>They're always going for weekends away and going out
>They want to ruin this all and ruin all their extra money and lifestyle and have kids

Don't get it

>>67566641
Actually Europe in general tends to have a mild climate for its latitude due to gulf streams and stuff.

>>67566649
already made that joke check the archive

fuck everyone in this thread

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>>67566611
tachyons

>>67566655
where do you work?

>beard hair is starting to join up with my chest hair

hmm

>>67566528
>i live in new england
have you visited old england
if so how do they compare
if i were to live anywhere in the US it would most likely be in NE

>>67566665

>women will have sex with dogs before considering sex with me

ah yes

>>67566665
Nice numbers

Aussie gf's are fucking weird. It's hard to do anything in bed as they're so dominant cause of all the fuckin spiders and shit they had to fight on a daily basis

>>67566725
different locations each time i work

>>67566765
prostitute

>>67566665
>http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/woman-who-sex-pit-bull-9283029#rlabs=1%20rt$sitewide%20p$4

So are fags. Hope we start jailing them soon too.

>>67566731
i've never been to england but it's usually two months of mild summer and then 10 months of shit weather

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>bruv, how do i look? i want denzel to like me!

What do?

dubs I scive work

>>67566665
> Judge Terry Martin said: "It might be a sad reflection on society that the bestiality attracts more publicity whereas the serious offence of trafficking cannabis does not.

ah yes, we should let people fuck dogs whenever they want

>>67566722
is that to feed the doggo or some such? i see a servo and a mcu

>>67566784
>The judge hearing the case today branded the shocking sex sessions "repulsive and completely against the order of nature".

Forgot quote

>>67566792
Beautiful, now lets do the fanny and bum inspection.

ngl lads I would probably move to America if it weren't for all the shitskins

Being made redundant in exactly ONE week

Haven't applied to any other jobs

I'm fucked. I literally don't mind working at all, will put in the hours but cannot fucking stand applying for jobs.

Help lads.

>>67566828
You can come and work for me mate

>>67566780
if only

>>67566825
You do know what country you live in, right?

>>67566811
ye

https://youtu.be/1brNxoEbjjY

>>67566657
eat shit leaf

>>67566780
this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShQOP3XPB60

choon

>denzel
Rorke is so out of touch

>>67566731
Not him, but I've visited both occasionally, and the two are somewhat similar. Both have non-rhotic accents, Boston is the only major American city to not have a grid system, and they're rather posh, so a lot like the Home Countries. However, the Climate is continental and more extreme than the Oceanic climate of Britain.

>>67566889
Just a yank

>>67566864

nice

been playing around with some 3-phase motors myself

gonna apply for janny so i can delete all posts without a british flag in /brit/

Post the last three movies you watch, other anons rate your taste, here are mine:

The Wages of Fear
The Seventh Seal
Killer Clowns from Outer Space

>>67566828
How many weeks notice did you get?

You should have applied sooner lad, in fact just bite the bullet and do it right now if you don't have anything lined up.

looking up table tennis coaches

>>67566863
One that's much whiter than America

>>67566926
reported

gave my arse a right pummelling earlier

still a bit sore

got a new toy but i cannot for the life of my take all of it, felt a bit disappointed

>tfw boss upgraded my flights to business class

Get in lads

>>67566907
This was a really autistic post

>>67566828
same situation
except for the redundancy and ever having worked parts

Just calculated, got exactly £87.76 to my name haha

Who /peasant/ here?

>>67566944
check the corner of your flag you fucking spacker

>>67566825
Move to New England or the Great Plains if that's an issue for you.

who do the best hot food deli counters lads?

Morrisons win hands down for me.

>>67566930
Dans Le Noir
Out of the Blue
Trouble Every Day

>>67566973
I've got -£1250

>>67566930
Pulp Fiction
The Man From Earth
The Sunset Limited

(I think this was it, I don't watch a lot of movies atm)

>dj drops the messiah
>it's the noisia remix
bad lad

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>>67566973
I make more than that an hour.

>>67566969
found it quite informative though

>>67566973
I've just gone over £10,000

>>67566973
got paid today 2300 but I had 700 quid overdraft so I have 1600 atm lmao

was out on a long hike once

had to do a poo real bad

total state of emergency

relieved myself behind a log

and then wiped my ass with a LEAF

>>67566991
Probably is based Market Street

>>67566973
>£87.76
mind lending me a few mister millionaire?

>>67566946
hot, what toy is it?

>>67567025
i did this once when i was out running

as soon as i stood up two other runners went past me

still don't know to this day if they saw me shitting

>>67567025
I've done this many many times is that bad? Sometimes you're miles from a fkn toilet.

>>67566991
All of them are runt-tier,except Whole Foods.

>>67566930
verhoeven's total recall
terminator salvation
black hawk down

>>67566930
Downton Abbey
Downton Abbey
Downton Abbey

>>67567040
0161

*shits my pants*

AHHHHHHHH

>>67567013
>managing a call centre
>good money

>>67566998
wew lad how did you manage that?

>>67567013
What do you do?

>>67567018
Good lad, save save save

>>67567020
Thats good, do you spend it all and wait until your next payday or save?

>>67567062
Cannonballs anal beads

I can do two quite easily but the third just has no room. Not sure how to do it.

>>67567091
FOY

On 30k, still live at home with the rents and live like a literal king

real talk lads, business idea: write average books and sell them on the kindle store

viable?

booting up the 'seek to download a dom'n'land 'bum

>>67567105
not liking this every kpop poster is matt ludwig meme

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>>67567112
>What do you do?
doxes himself and his employees

>>67567112
>wew lad how did you manage that?
I'm a povvo student whose parents didn't send financial evidence in (we don't really talk anymore)

so I get around £1800 per term to live on in london and I started the year with my £1500 overdraft maxed out

not going to be able to pay the last months rent haha

>>67567116
pics

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>oi lad, gis dem means ov productions or ill fukkin wreck you

>>67567112
male escort and sell drugs to kids

>>67567015
Not sure what he means by 'posh'
Boston is known for being loud, rude, Irish alcoholics

>>67567183
Of what, the toy?

If you think I'm getting undressed in this cold weather you can think again, heated up my room for about 2 hours prior.

>>67567169
>kpop poster
>arrogant about his job
considering there are only a couple of hundred /brit/posters only Matty can be at the centre of that Venn diagram

seize the means of reproduction

t. donald trump, marxist and president-elect

Is 'The Crown' good lads?

>>67567242
There's a pub in my town called "The Crown"

Is that what you mean?

>>67567223
yeah the toy

>>67567218
>loud, rude [..] alcoholics
sounds like our posh, middle and working classes tbf

twice can't sing

>>67567277
I mean the Netflix programme about the Queen.

>>67567180
Sorry to hear that, do you have a part time job while studying? my parents are poor (t. poortherner) but I've never been in the overdraft myself, close many times though.

>>67567214
How can I enter this market?

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>>67567295
>Netflix programme about the Queen

>>67567233
just letting you know his name is clearly JUDFORD with a J and i'm not sure which blind idiot read it first and decided to find pics of some random bloke
probably matty himself

>>67567283
Alright hang on

>>67567295
What's Netflix

>>67566931
A month.

I've been applying to some but not had much luck.

People told me getting that first job out of uni opened up all the other jobs. However that doesn't seem to be the case and evne jobs I've got the perfect amount of experience for aren't coming bcak to me.

Might end myself.

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>>67567242
Yes

*heavily pitched up, chopped, and distorted amen break blares out*

>>67567307
>do you have a part time job while studying?
nope

I don't know if I could handle it even if I managed to find one. I'm final year engineering student and I have a really bad procrastination habit. I can barely get the time together to study as it is.

I heard the queen naturally speaks with a Geordie accent

JUMP OUT GANG

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>trump starts a rumor that he's appointing x person to y position
>media goes on all out attack; digging up all the dirt on x person
>trump changes his mind to z person
>repeat process

trump is literally using the media to help him do background checks on his candidates

>>67567337
whatever his fucking name is (no one cares)
stop astroturfing yourself and forcing yourself for attention, it's pathetic

>>67567414
>LOOK AT ME LADS I AM VERY WELL EDUCATED ON BRITISH CULTURE

Fuck off YANK

>>67567008
>>67567091
>>67567378

GET OUT OF HERE YOU FUCKING LEAF

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>>67567283
>>67567339
This is the toy

>>67567456
two me

>>67567444
>>67567456
superb posts, can't endorse these enough

>>67567414
This is correct.

>>67567337
post proofs???

>>67567351
Are you only applying for degree related jobs? try applying for lots of different things just to get some money coming in and apply for the non shit jobs while you're working.

>>67567398
I got my first job after being a former lazy NEET, didn't think I could handle it either, you can do it lad. Getting a job will help you feel motivated in general, part time waging is way better than full time waging anyway.

>>67567428
nigger what are you on about

>>67567423
heard a rumour that milo had an interview to be the head of the whitehouse media secretary
would be fucking funny if it was, all those lefties would get btfo

>>67567481
i did >>67567171

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janny packed it in lads

>>67567543
>>67567543
>>67567543
>>67567543