/brit/

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/balt/

I said what are you up to tonight lads

got big plans for tonight lads

I'll give you a hint: it involves drinking alone

jay from this morning
got a date lads
fuck you all

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Alri

need to do a poo if I'm honest with you

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'ello lads

>>67562277
sounds good

>>67562274
sleep soon i reckon

>>67562251
I'm as right wing as they come

Hate pakis
Hate poles
No to all migrants, BREXIT now
You wear a burka, I ship you back off to Pakistan

kingdoms > republics
prove me wrong
pro tip
you can't

this is so soothing lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kp7eSUU9oy8

>>67562336
>I'm as right wing as they come
Otherwise known as a "moron"

How long have you been on the dole?

She's still not messaged me back lads

Really regret asking her out now, would have been able to just keep nicely chatting if I hadn't

Fuck

>putting girls on a petal stool

I seriously hope you guys don't do this

>>67562361
yes i can

prove me wrong

>>67562386
October 2015 but I'm doing Royal Mail temp work for a month

the burden of proof

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o60W286cm-E
haha

On the plus side at least this answers the does she like me question. Shame about the answer.

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>>67562361
a republic was necessary to ensure the liberty of the English

>>67562361
>I'm a stupid son of a bitch, prove me wrong

Why the fuck should I you fairy loving crossdresser?

>>67562436
Literally every day I tell my mother to either take that rag off her head or fuck off back to Pakistan

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>I'm as right wing as they come
>
>Hate pakis
>Hate poles
>No to all migrants, BREXIT now
>You wear a burka, I ship you back off to Pakistan

dont give up
i wont give up
dont give up
no no no

I just want a qt, but the fact is my standards are so specific I'll never get what I want.

If I get dubs that means I'm going to win the Euromillions tonight.

>>67562564
If I do I'll get a gf

>>67562369
even more soothing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AewPI6vOrrg

>>67562564
>>67562584
I get both

>>67562546
Are you even worth the demands you have?

>>67562522
didn't aim that at you but haha thats pretty edgy nonetheless

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>sister turns off Netflix and puts terrestrial TV on at 4pm on a weekday

>>67562523
>monkey see, monkey do
Looks like the inbred Derbyshire creature couldn't craft his own post, he just copied and posted one by a being ITT that isn't descended from a long line of horsefuckers

Now look at this net that I just found!

>>67562597
We're all doomed la

>>67562564

If I get dubs that means I win the £33 million, Praise Kek

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>>67562585
pic

>>67562606
Thanks, I aims to please, massa

And just to be clear, I'm not kidding, my mother knows that too

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Dozed off at around 10 and woke up just now at 3am

>>67562626
>62626

that's close enough surely

>>67562601
Oh god no. Of course I'm not.

the paki-hating paki gimmick amuses me to no end
not surprising that he hates himself

that euromillions is mine

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>>67562336
oh no you fuckign anglo turd

you dont get off that easy

hahahahah

now youre going to be culturally enriched with your own medicine

AHAHAHAHA

go ahead and try to brexit


see what happens


yous r just a star on the flag now. HEHEHEHEEHEHEHEH

>>67562274
two friends have birthdays today I'll probably go pres which one my housemates go to

>>67562663
sounds shite

>>67562664
Not sure it counts 2bh

>>67562690
he's not anglo

he's a paki

and everybody should STOP RESPONDING

hmm yes the cloudy and bleak weather today PERFECTLY reflects my future prospects on life more than any movie or character would

>>67562683
http://12irl.tumblr.com/tagged/me
I love pakis

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeYMFrnhy4U

had a dream the fat but fun girl from college was going to come and visit with her friends

shame that isn't happening

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>goes afk and robs me of victory
noooo fu

what is this f.lux bollocks it looks like someone spilled tea all over my monitor

>>67562690
>poley
>anglo

screeching

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>Looks like the inbred Derbyshire creature couldn't craft his own post, he just copied and posted one by a being ITT that isn't descended from a long line of horsefuckers

>>67562771
welcome to the master race

>>67562671
You'll get what you ask for when you do become so.

Honestly quite angry at my parents choosing the UK to immigrate to 20 odd years ago, literal munterland

>>67562732
>tumblr.com
VIRUS DO NOT CLICK

Why does /pol/ hate John Oliver so damn much?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRpOcplSnIk

>>67562803
so gtfo

>>67562683
I don't hate myself, I am enlighten paki, the one in one million

>>67562719
j-j-janny, pls!

>>67562732
is that the paki from that pic

>>67562771
its a prank

Death in the family lads.

wish i had a gf to rub my sore neck/back and kiss it better :(

>>67562810
YOU DO KNOW YOU CAN BUILD THOSE RIGHT

dumb as a brick lads

>>67562833
what pic

>>67562803
Where were they from?

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got told that I have an aggressive personality earlier

I asked what it meant and apparently it doesn't mean I'm aggressive, it's just that I tend to dominate the conversation and dictate the tone when we're in a group of people

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>>67562785
You probably have some horse DNA, since the time of the Romans your people were quarantined and dubbed "horse people"

>>67562810
He's funny and BTFOs them so often

>>67562810
Like most things on /pol/ it was a meme that got a bit out of hand.

>>67562826
Who the fuck are you?
>>67562886
Afghanistan, land of the free, home of the brave

>>67562849
was a rather good batman story desu

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>>67562872
really feel bad for stupid people 2bh

>>67562872
jelly. im smart as such things are expected of me

>>67562803
let me guess you a chink

>>67562419
*proves you wrong*
>>67562481
King Charles II is the true hero
>>67562497
FOY

>>67562917
>Afghanistan, land of the free, home of the brave

hahaha

>>67562918
Sure, I prefer Knightfall and Morrisons run desu

>>67562889
got told this at a job interview once after a group exercise

wanted to just strangle all those dumb normies

Feeling the fatigue from DNP now

>>67562928
Bet you unironically believe in the divine right of kings


Cromwell saved England

>>67562933
>post something in /brit/
>a thai, a pole and a german respond

the absolute STATE of this general

wew lads

have this IRL gimmick where i can get my willy in my bum and then cum, so it goes into me and then i swing my legs over my head and let it come out over my face

i was going to do it just now but didn't feel like it so i just let it out over a towel, luckily for me i did that because it was mixed with blood, think i scratched myself when i was playing

close call there

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Hmmm.

Really makes you think

>>67562917
>Identifying as your nationality/ethnicity

You really are a punk bitch

>>67562918
I meant a literal death in the famalam.

>>67562986
you some kind of racist? :/

>>67562274
got a flight to Bratislava at 7am

>>67562917

look at the bright side

At least you can go back to Afghan any time you want, you got family there for support.

Meanwhile a pom will be a prisoner there forever.

>>67563032
we can go there too, it's called enlisting

just applied to be a janny lads

Let's say you win the lottery tonight, what would be the first couple things you do and buy as soon as you claim?

>>67562889
You should let other people get their voice across.

I can imagine being in a group interview with you, not letting anyone else get a word in edge ways.

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based kanye

>>67562944
Knightfall was good
Morrison has some very nice Batman stories. He did The Resurrection of Ra's al Ghul I think

>>67563007
yeah jason todd haha

my second wife hasn't been born yet

>>67562928
>FOY

How about you come here and tell all these Brits who keep moving to my city to fuck off back to the shithole they came from?

>>67563004
FOY
>>67563014
Yes.

You can't tell me these "creatures" in the British isles are the same species as those sexy Swedes and Danes.

Only talking about women here, lads are totally fine haha

Why do retards constantly spread misinformation about the monarchy?

>>67563073
pack of darts

>>67563067
enlist for what?

poppyseed patrol?

I think the CIA has that covered desu

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*receives text message*
>what fresh hell is this

>>67563073
pay off my family's mortgage
half an ounce of weed

>>67563073
First flight out of this caliphate lad.

>>67562303
Comfy thought desu

>>67562883
that one

(it is)

>>67563084
tbqh I don't rate her assessment of me at all, she's just pop-psyching me

might cryogenically freeze myself lads

>>67563088
Are we friends now?

Geoff Johns is my favourite writer

>>67563101
Go back to the homeland and marry a ninja then m9

what would you do if your son was at home, crying all alone on the bathroom floor cause he's hungry?

>>67563101
See
>>67563099

>>67563138
nah, whites will be used as breeding pigs

you're not going anywhere

>>67563073
a US EB-5 visa

>>67563073
cornetto

>>67563162
give him a smack

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>You probably have some horse DNA, since the time of the Romans your people were quarantined and dubbed "horse people"

>>67563162
Go hunt him a pigeon or the neighbor's cat with my air rifle, pluck the scales off, remove organs and cook the meat.

thainonnce gets me fucking angry he has no right to be a rorke when he abandoned the country and is a filthy immigrant himself

how the fuck can he even be against globalism? makes no sense the absolute fucking mong

>>67563153
read that article as well. i might when the cryotech gets a bit more sophisticated than "let's freeze that mofo". although 37000 GBP isn't a bad price point tbqh

ah yes... the classic "both parties have clearly stated they are interested in a date so now conversation is super awkward"
nice

>>67563161
At least these munters don't have penises like they do in Thailand
>>67563153
Nobody will remember you a day after your death, let alone a century. They'd probably use your corpse as a fuel source when they rediscover it

>>67563101
>sexy danes
all my gfs

got some horse dna in my pants if you know what i mean

>>67563073
invest in millions of lotto tickets

>>67563234
you're helpless

>>67563219
can't stand the nonce desu. one of the worst things about /brit/

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>>67563219

>how the fuck can he even be against globalism? makes no sense the absolute fucking mong

What if he left because he felt the country was a lost cause.

Lads I've watched too many movies and cartoons about people with interesting lives, I think I'm having an existential crisis about how boring and shit mine is.

>>67563162
Beat the faggot(Englishman) out of him

>>67563159
>Geoff Johns
good taste

Finally getting through the rest of the New 52, his Aquaman run is great

>>67563215
You're literally the worst reddit flag poster

Also, you ain't fooling anyone, Devon

>>67563219
Explain what globalism has to do with anything.

>>67563266
literally this
keep checking facebook like a sperg

>>67563274
>has clearly benefited from free trade and (relatively) free movement of labour
>still rails against it

hmmm bit hypocritical

>>67563279
I get this just from being around people irl

>>67563159
>geoff johns
good lad
Blackest Night was one of my favourite comic events of all time

honestly I'm more of a Marvel lad than DC but won't deny DC have some decent stuff.
almost everything immediately after Flashpoint was brilliant.

>>67563319
just set up a date

>>67563323
Few places in the world have more restrictions on immigration than Thailand. Your argument is literally "u moved so ... globalism!"

lucy if you're reading this please some and succ me off tonight

if dubbz NZ is going to be wiped off the map by an aftershock quake in the next few days.

>>67563319
just post gimmicks at her, girls love that

>>67563323

Let me guess, you still support the open door migration policy your retarded chancellor pushed in?

Feels good being white, Lads.

>write friend asking if we're having movie night tonight
>he just answered "I'm walking towards you now"
>have a giggle because of /brit/
Have a nice evening, lads.

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>arguing with the 'le free market will fix it' dane

>>67563376
so close, lets try again

>>67563359
she's been offline for 22 minutes
she clearly hates me

*sues you*
Heh, nothing personnel, kid.

>>67563292
Dunno if 12 issues counts as a run but yeah, it was good work

>>67563343
I feel the same, DC do event better than Marvel because their universe just makes more sense

I used to be a Marvel guy but because a DC guy after reading 52, it was just seeing X-men turn to shit and the focus on crossover events that killed it for me

>>67563382
Nah, that's something COMPLETELY different

>>67563414
haha thanks for joining us tonight sven

>>67563432
shit....fuck you and your cursed anglo luck

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doing a cuck

>>67563456
my sentiments exactly.

find lads who write texts holding their phone in portrait a bit suspicious tbqh

buying friends 20k ea

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>You're literally the worst reddit flag poster
>Also, you ain't fooling anyone, Devon

>>67562432
I did that once m8

It's fucking horrible

Get some gloves because you're hands will be callused as fuck

>>67563001
>conveniently bypasses both the """""""""""city of culture"""""""""" and the poorthen pooerhouse

ah yes

THOROUGHLY calcified

The girls you see wearing swearpants on campus are the ones who WILL suck your dick

t. Knower

The girls you see wearing swearpants on campus are the ones who WILL suck your dick

t. Knower

>>67563503
Mentioned

>>67563517
>swearpants
Which swears do they do?

>>67563489
t. small girly hands

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>book a week off work
>work says I can only have ONE day off
>today is my day off
>get phonecall asking why I'm not in work

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left>>right

>>67563542
What did he mean by this?

>>67563442
lad
lad
bruv
mate

you know what was good?
fucking Savage Hawkman

Rolling a so called post work spliff lads

>>67563489
Isn't that the only way, really? That's like finding people who breathe Oxygen suspicious.

>>67563473
clearly her brother in the pic
or maybe a cousin
defo related though

>>67563573
bet you like girls with "no makeup" too

>>67563609
ah yes, Derbyshire stops posting and Devon starts

Not suspicious at all

>>67563629
of course
>falling for the cosmetics jew

>>67563617
fuck off lad write in landscape

>>67562481
>banned England's greatest author
>banned Christmas
>destroyed English music for a generation
>protestant

It takes a special kind of autism to support Cromwell

>>67563572
bants

>>67563664
Literally never been there
Just finished work la'

>>67563617
He's one of those benders who holds it landscape when he writes his gimmicks

So-called semi-gf has allegedly not texted me in 2 weeks

>>67563580
Not read but I'll get on it after Morrisons Doom Patrol and Animal Man

Secret Six though (pre-Nu 52) that was good shit

>>67563754
gf hasn't texted me since last night

Have not wanked in 4 days lads

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>>67563754
ah yes...the ex-proto-gf....

*pushes you into the tank*

very good

>>67563725
landscape texting >>> portrait texting you tiny girly handed melt

/tv/ has the best gimmicks t b h

>>67563099
FOY

never use landscape on my phone unless I'm watching a video

Do I call every girl im friends with my gf?

My housemates think its odd

>>67563775
gf hasn't texted me since 20 minutes ago

>>67563754
give her a rumoured thrashing la

>>67563764
>Animal Man
good taste desu
i caught a few issues of that and it was alright

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>>67563629
what kind of turbopleb normie twat doesn't?

don't even have a phone

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>arseham

>>67563789
>He can't Portrait type
>Calls others girly handed

t. Portrait one handed typing Note 3 owner

Am I a runt if I shave my cock, lads?

>>67563838
girls with only small eye makeup are the best

>>67563838
ones that realise "no make-up" actually means less makeup

that girl is clearly wearing make-up

just got clocked marking a message as unread lads
hold me

>>67563854
why would you need to shave your cock

>>67563625
I got that

Never really thought about a brother aspect before, wonder if that's weird for brothers with sisters desu

Whats the youngest age girl you would fuck if you could without going to prison?

14 here

>>67563837

Any of you lads reading the new Aqua Man run? I've never been a fan of Arthur Curry before but I'm really enjoying where this is going, also enjoying Hal Jordan and the Green Lantern Corps.

>>67563889
16 and it'd have to be a VERY mature 16 year old 2bh

Facts for the thread:

Kite flying is a professional sport in Thailand

The first crossword puzzle was published in 1913 in the New York World newspaper

Elvis Presley collected police badges from every city he performed in

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>>67563704
>>67563725
>texting in landscape

>>67563889
9, like the prophet

Just caught all of the UBs, not such a runt anymore now am I.

Just converted to islam lads, to the so-called Wahabbi sect

>>67563889
same as >>67563914

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>>67563876
tell me which you prefer anon
(if you choose incorrectly, I WILL think less of you)

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daring new synthesis

>>67563889
nonce

>>67563892
really should get on Aquaman desu
I just binged Invincible recently and have been trying to read that Irredeemable because I like the "evil tyrant Superman" concept

>>67563885
not really that weird desu

This >>67563889 makes me wonder actually lads

On the deepweb, is there teen porn or is it all just CP?

>>67563965
the one on the left is less intimidating

>>67563965
unironically left

rights eyes are fucked

you know the way it's called a blowjob even though blow is the direct opposite of suck

do you think a girl has ever had to give a bj for the first time but didn't really know what it meant and just started blowing on it like a birthday cake

>>67563965
left but only because the right is a hatchet job of make-up

>>67564012
>do you think a girl has ever had to give a bj for the first time but didn't really know what it meant and just started blowing on it like a birthday cake
yes

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>>67563889
will have to be informing the authorities about this one
>>67564011
>>67564003
>>67564036
good answer

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>>67562361
You're quite right there lad

Oi lads, what aspects of Runt psychology does a Runtologist specialize in?

>>67563965
Right

>>67563991
ANSWER PLS LADS

unironically think I'm really smart
when people say I seem smart I just say "nah I'm just good at pretending" but in reality I think I am an actual genius
don't think I've ever met anyone that I could confidently say they're smarter than me

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if you wouldn't shag this you're gay af pham

>>67563892
Midnighter/Apollo and Blue Beetle are the only Rebirth titles I've touched, but I'll probs be catching up on new Aquaman next.

>>67563837
Jeff Lemire's Animal Man was great, nu 52 Swamp Thing too

lads
tfw petite flat chested gf
excellent feel

>>67564012
vietnamese whores would sometimes blow really hard on yank soldier's cocks and rupture their bladders in the process as an act of resistance

>>67563844

Hey look, another place I'll need to go take some pics !

Seriously, what's up with Scratchy Balls ???

>>67564085
that's a canadian twink

>>67564069
Runt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=857acvJ4l2A

bought an anime figurine for the sole purpose of cumming on it

>>67564141
>Canadian twink
source?
for purely scientific reasons

>>67564113
h o w

test

>>67564146
could absolutely dominate you in a debate

think I might be a bender lads

>>67564212
high
low
inbetween

>>67564214
Alri I'll humor you, nonce.
I'll even let you choose the topic.

>>67564113
nonce

>>67564191
https://www.instagram.com/criedwolves/?hl=en

here you go

a bender genius, wow haha

just been out walking my dog in the cold weather

never seen my ballsack so tight before

they're like two magnetic acorns being pushed towards each other in a really tight bag

>>67564198
low self esteem

>>67564228
I think you might be too

think I might be a blender lads

>>67564243
>>67564214
I'll be the adjudicator

>>67564191
Criedwolves

Enjoy ;)

pirates...

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the astral gf

>>67564258
aha, you say this
she's 18

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>>67564262
>>67564291
>Vancouver
Fug D:

think I might be a trender lads

>>67564243
shan't be debating you over the internet
fly over here

>>67564353
Top class banter.

>>67564262
That's one pretty lad

>>67564179
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wqK20tPX4s

>>67564353
legend

shant is one letter away from shart

>>67564397
intriguing beat

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>>67564290
alri?

>>67564353
top lad

>>67564262
It's actually a girl

You know those ones who have watched too much yaoi and now they think they're male

She posted nudes with her bare boobers but it got deleted

which one of your politicians was it who said Remembrance Poppies are racist?

These are probably the two best videos of the year that capture the general feeling of both Brexit and the US Election quite well

https://youtube.com/watch?v=YtBdiNghl7c
https://youtube.com/watch?v=XqEddipbpkw

>>67564474
all me

>>67564474
jeremy corbyn

>>67562234
>British """""""""""""""""culture""""""""""""""""
ayy lmao

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>>67564397
ayy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUy8Jfe6l0Q

David "Things go wrong in the lane I abandon this game" Cameron

>>67564470
http://crystalix-fixtalix.tumblr.com/post/104215381337/criedwolves-too-often-do-i-get-messages-asking

Aye here it is

>>67562234
We got another birthday boi, please drop by ~!

>>67564316
>>67564316
>>67564316

>>67564524
>Polish """""""""""""""""""""""people"""""""""""""""""""""""
ayyyyyyyyyy

I wish I was a twink

Not a gay twink though just a straight bloke with the twink look

Girls love the twink look and they're not too keen on the big hairy lad look haha

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>>67564524
>poolish """cuisine"""

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rip

>>67564538
>girl that identifies as a male that dresses up as a girl
seems inefficient

>>67564531
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zye0h4y1lV4

this is great too

>>67564523
thought are jez wannit that bad

shift ends in 7 minutes lads

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>Looking through MMA fighters Instagram photo comments to look at the horny sloots leaving love hearts

>>67564575
Hope this post is true>>67564586

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>too often do i get messages asking “are you a boy or girl” or “what is your biological sex?”. it’s tiring and never ending, but my answer is always the same. my body doesn’t define who i am and it does not decide my gender. i am myself because i say so. and i am male. it’s not an opinion, it’s not a choice. it’s a fact. that being said, it doesn’t mean i can’t try to appreciate what i have anyways. and until my body reflects what’s inside, that’s what i’ll do. this took a lot of courage to post and i hope you’ll all be respectful.

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>>67564605

>>67564491
Yeah. Farage is literally Batman

fucking hell i just spotted a girl i shagged at a house party walking on my college campus while sober and not wearing makeup

she looks like shit, regretting i shagged her now

at least she's not fat

>>67564619
ye post some more rare shit

If I were a girl I would be more openly racist

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things were going so well with this japanese girl.

and then stupid cultural stuff came up, she saw on tv that foreign people care that people make noise while eating.

and i'm like 'well sure'. it turns out slurping ramen and soba noodles loudly is super normal there so she got all neurotic about it.

and then she asked about what the difference between spaghetti and pasta was and i gave a lengthy response. then said thanks for staying up late with me.

things were going so well. it's time to kill myself. who's even the autistic here? fucking both of us? whatever

>>67564693
Where did you put your pint glass while you were shagging her?

how are people getting past the emoji filter

>>67564575
I'm a twink and I don't get many girls

Nige: James Bond
Trump: Rambo

why do all Irish think they're Connor McGregor?

>>67564751
on the nightstand

whats a good way to find girls who aren't that into drinking and clubbing and stuff

>>67564575
If i was ever gay, I'd try to be so fucking manly that all the straight dudes around me started questioning their sexuality.

>>67564786
the local christfag convention

Theresa May obviously wants to lose the brexit court case and perhaps even knows that she will. She just has to be seen to be defending the people's decision.

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http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/music/news/kanye-west-vote-donald-trump-speech-concert-san-jose-president-2020-a7424316.html

WHAT THE FUCK

this fucking aussie made a pretty long post a couple of minutes ago and I swear to god I haven't even read a letter of it haha

black lives matter

Really need to poo but housemate is taking his FUCKING time

>>67564786
could always nonce on a 17 year old like me

>>67564786
having the opposite problem
need a gyal to come whine pon mi but all the ones I meet aren't into clubbing

If I get dubs then I'm going to win the Euromillions tonight

>>67564705
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdUiJpv4q5M

the one below is not as rare but still one of my favourites

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5fwP6pYXtk

>>67564735
you both sound pretty autistic

tell her to relax about western cultural norms, you'd make a bigger ass of yourself than she would if anything

>>67564854
is it a rollover?

>>67564491
first video is quite inspiring
i think this one better captures the election though:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Grqwh9jgdOM

haha my african economics teacher cancelled our exam because the metro broke down and half the class wasn't there what a legend

>>67564926
Ryerson runt

>>67564891
MUH EMEROWWWWDDS

haha a top class leaf post bet he will post about the bus next

>>67564881
it might be okay just need to watch out for any weird questions because they always have stupid cultural meanings you'd never guess in a million fucking years

>>67564586
memes aside pic related is actually pretty tasty try it one day desu

>>67564926
>>67564966
>>67564968
fuck off?
>>67564974
you can stay

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3ruYXCkjdo

the one about kasparov is class

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How can I be Yeomen of the Guard?

>>67564845
but most 17 year olds are into that

>>67564987
>posting ethiopian cusine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWZUsmCL9lI

choon

>>67564773
>>67564773
don't think I agree tbqh

Nige: Lieutenant Drebbin
Trump: Tywin Lannister