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cara

araca

>Interpreters: Rules are to be enforced as written. Janitors enforce site policy only and personal motives should never influence deletion. They are objective, not subjective.

Ahh yes.

Tell the story of your first kiss, lads.

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kpop tbwhwyf

the gf is dancing on niconico again

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I am an aggressively heterosexual man and lesbian porn does absolutely NOTHING for me

Addendum: videos of girls wanking also do nothing for me unless I know the girl involved

This is probably my favourite piece of anti-Trump propaganda due to how catchy it is

https://youtube.com/watch?v=1fk68Wqs4Qg

not even mad, it's got some brilliant production value

>>67559564
methinks the runt doth protest too much

fucking freezing

I was awoken today sometime between 8am and 9am by my mother, she said a Policeman was here “for my concern” in a puzzled voice and he said to take my time getting changed I pulled some jeans on and the t-shirt and check shirt I had been wearing yesterday (and the days before that) got descended the stairs pretty quickly, I was excited, my dad was hovering around upstairs as I went down.

It was a lone copper, he looked like President Assad, presumably anglo-saxon though and the bearer of a fuller moustache. He asked if I knew why he was here – classic, trying to get me to admit to something, anything, cut his workload, it’s so obvious and transparent unless it’s your first time and they get you by surprise, I hate to say that I fell for this the first time I encountered it. Told him “no”, he then asked if I’d been sending some messages and then went into detail, said Police Scotland had asked him to check up on me, I’d sent an email about “not wanting a diploma, having no skills and popping pills”, he avoided the term “tranny” that came before pills, I guess he was expecting something different, I look terrible, hadn’t shaved for a few says and my hair is always a state in the morning.

Regarding the email I told him it was sarcastic and I had sent it to my old uni. He didn’t know to whom it had been sent to and he had only received a snippet of the email, I don’t know why he was kept in the dark over these points. I was informed concern was raised over the “popping pills” line. I’d sent the email 5 days ago, if I was seriously taking drugs with the intention of killing myself, I’d be dead by now.

>>67559558
wtf with 4chan

>>67559611
just been out in a polo shirt, man up batty boy

me seeing post number 67559613

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>>67559487
>german

>>67559613
Before leaving he just asked the usual stuff if I was harming myself etc., as if anyone every answers the affirmative. I went back upstairs, the copper escorted himself out, my dad asked who it was, I said nothing and the monkey rand down the stairs and through the hallway like a dog so he could open the door and get a peak at a real man before he left. Dad later came into my room and gave me the usual shit, said I better not be misbehaving again, in paki language and as usual the paki words triggered me, they sound so uncivilized.

At least this confirms my uni does have pull with the police, no way this would be investigated normally.

Feeling kinda sick today, could just be because I woke up early or it could be the DNP.

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>>67559564
>lesbian porn does absolutely NOTHING for me
>videos of girls wanking also do nothing for me

So you only like looking at dick? And you think you're heterosexual?

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Met ronnie today
Me on the left

I fucking HATE

>>67559564
Probably because only retards who want to self insert as a woman like lesbian porn and then they add this retarded logic like ''DUDE IT'S TWO CHICKS ITS SUPPOSE TO BE HOT LMAO''

When in reality your suppose to self insert as the man which is usually why they get men with ugly face and average builds to fuck the girls.

The guys are blank slates fucking girls you wish you could.

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me

should i report poleaboos posts?

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>>67559611
>freezing
AHAHHAHA AHAHA ahah aHHAHhha hahaBHAHhAHhbhbAH

>>67559654
Is he wearing a shirt of himself?

>>67559630
Block-faced, authoritarian, depraved fetishistic humourless workaholic autists with a love for beer and destroying Europe

>>67559664
that's a thinker

>>67559677
cyka blyat)))))))))))))))))))))))))

>>67559680
don't you?

>>67559674
Yeah they're perm banned for ban evasion

>>67559680
he's a very famous body builder m8

>>67559551
never happened lmao

We'll get better than a Norway type deal but not quite the full hard brexit

Article 50 will be triggered in the 2nd quarter of 2017

love being woken up by the gf 2bh

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TAKE THE POO

>>67559622
>wears polo shirts
>tells others to man up
Screeching

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Koreans are mentally ill

>Yeezy goes on a pro-Trump rant
America is a fucking wonderful place.

Just snuck into the European Parliament and triggered article 50, Theresa's gonna be so mad ahaha

>>67559755
Did Kim K end up voting Hillary or Trump?

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>Snowing really heavy where I work
>I live quite a bit away over some high ground
>Boss tells me to set off in case it gets worse
>10 mins away from work and it's sunny
>Nice, early Friday finish.

I refuse to pretend to be aroused by lesbian porn just because society says I should

>>67559746
how's that?

>>67559783
reckon you might be bent mate

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it's friday /brit/

what do /brit/s do for fun on a friday night

>phoneposters can't see new emojis

>>67559777
Not sure she ever said.

>>67559801
The gf is going to be devastated

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14/88 we need to save the white race

Just snuck into the European Parliament and HOOKED a halfcaste bastard right in his gabber, I proper hook 'em

that'll teach him for wanting to join the bloody Tories haha

>>67559818
when you going to tell her?

>>67559809
Off to the public house

>>67559809
>>67559477

>>67559809
get rekt down the local

maybe take some drugs

that kind of thing

>>67559822
Then stop dumping your seed into tissues while you jack off to noncey cartoons and make some babies?

>>67559809
>what do /brit/s do for fun on a friday night
the gf

>House phone rings
>Random woman starts accusing me of working for a company to do with drivways
>Tell her she must have the wrong number
>Starts insisting the number is on the website
>No idea what the fuck she's on about
>Have a go at her and tell her to stop going on I'm not a driveway specialist
>She says sorry I'm an old lady my sights bad it's my fault
>Feel bad

https://www.reddit.com/r/askgaybros/comments/29rlvw/just_got_stealthed_i_need_guidance/?st=ivnvrevy&sh=d9f3c3c7

Just pozzed his neghole, lads

business idea: put "trained pianist ;)" in my Tinder profile

>>67559882
You just got female'd.

Women especially Mother's are masters at guilt tripping men who are actually 100% in the right.

>>67559809
try to find a gf cause mine ignores me for 2 days already

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>>67559871
i am only out to defend 2D whites from extermination by the 2d jews

Considering cancelling my date for tomorrow, no future to it

Are casual hookups even worth it

why are falls so deadly for old people?

>>67559783
Very much dislike lesbian porn

>>67559925
It was just doing my head in, I know my house number and I am not a driveway specialist whose obviously ripped her off or something but it was the way she was like 'WELL WHY'S YOUR NUMBER ON THE WEBSITE?'

Told her several times it wasn't before she went, oh yeah sorry I've put in the wrong one.

Fucking old people.

>>67559913
I don't know how I feel about this. Feel sorry for the kid but also he used grindr so, you know.

>>67559948
brittle bones

>See sister's phone unlocked
>Cheekily check her chrome settings
>curiously open history
>"stringy discharge" search

nope.amv

>>67559538
Love how insulting jannys and moderators is a bannable offense but we all do it anyway and like the cucked little shit he is, he takes it every time

>>67560018
Bit wide

cuck!

>>67560006
Literally just sat down to eat pulled chicken cheers m8

Watch as Canadian politicians fight over the use of the word fart in Parliament:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDNw_vbm_7U

>>67560018
right side is a bit too long lad

>>67560018
The arm on the right is one block longer than the arm on the left.

The arms to the top and bottom are a further 2 blocks shorter than the arm to the left.

I give it a 2/10 correct form bad proportions. Try again.

>>67559913
God, what is it with these gay people and insisting on sharing fucking HIV, jesus christ

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>>67560018
>posting shit like this after the snoopers charter

you're done mate, the filth are on their way as we speak

>>67560018
Not symmetrical you cunt, TRY AGAIN

>>67560018
#yournoHindu

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>>67560061

>>67560051
>The arms to the top and bottom are a further 2 blocks shorter than the arm to the left.
that's wrong though, they're 3 shorter

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>>67560044
oh my shart

>>67559913
Wait

You have to use a condom when you do anal?

Fucked the gf in the arse like 10 times now. Bit worried.

All that she wants in another baby

>>67560044
to be fair alberta is a fart

>>67560094
You're right I phrased it stupidly (further 2 shorter meant 3 shorter in my mind but the right was actually longer).

I give myself 1/10 I will try again tomorrow.

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>>67560037
how do we stop the cucks?

>>67560104
poo baby incoming

>>67560104
You don't have to, but it's advisable.
I do

>>67559669
Sometimes I wish I browsed reddit instead of 4chan just so I could me3at beautiful women like this.

>>67560104
>askgaybros

Gay people do you fucking retard, benders are swimming in STDs

>>67560104
hmm

>>67560044
Oh my fucking god.

Imagine being this out of touch.

Just went to see Kimi No Na Wa in a cinema that had no one else in it but me, was actually pretty good since I got to shout at the screen and everything.

Made me sad my life is boring as fuck.

redbone is lit fire pham

>>67560104
Well with shit for brains like this that's probably how you came about

>>67560143
Why does it afflict benders but not us?

>>67560044
Why are these porto-yanks so fucking cringe?

It's like a shit House of Commons

>>67560151

Is it as good as Shinkai's other films? The Place Promised in Our Early Days along with Kimi no Na Wa are the only ones I've not seen yet.

>>67560185
Stable relationships

Editing this page to be a biography/”manifesto”

I was born in 1991, my mother like most pakis was the victim of a forced marriage though she will continue to insist it was her decision, that she was just stupid. I, like my sibling and all pakis was conceived through rape, pakis don’t believe in the concept on consensual sex, the men do it for pleasure and to procreate, the women are to weak to fight back. While I hate my father for being a vile rapist with uncivilized values, I hold my mother in low regard too, she should have stopped my father from entering the country, reported him to the police, left or just killed him. It’s cruel to say but by doing nothing, she did make a decision and she really did choose her fate, she isn’t alone though, as I said, this is all pakis, every single last one.

>>67560185
benders are swimming in STDs

probably because of a combination of a anal and loose morals

>>67560151
did you like it?

>>67560104
>fucked the gf

hmm

no

you're a virgin

>>67560185
cursed by God

>>67560060
Literal mental illness

They are a minority luckily but I would still happily rope all of them

t. gay rorke

>>67560185
Because gay men have a lot more sexual encounters and because there's no fear of a baby they have a lot more unprotected sex.

Coupling this, anal is a lot more likely to transfer HIV because it tears the arse and allows infected semen to go into an open wound.

Women can't pass HIV to each other and so women rarely have it, and even if they do getting HIV from vaginal sex is like a 1 in 1000 chance

>>67560044
that conservative is a qt, also what's up with the quality?

>>67560219
My earliest memories are from when I was aged 2-4, I lived with my mother, grandmother and uncles, my grandfather had died around the time I was born, my mother tells me it was a heart attack but I don’t believe her, she lied originally about the cause of death of her older sister who was also forced into marriage (she killed herself, neighbours found her, her son, who I was named after, was apparently taken into care). I suspect my grandfather killed himself after his daughter, though that would be far too noble of a paki. The uncles, I believe were late teens, still in education at this point, hence why they hadn’t been married off yet. During this period, I would sleep on a settee in the kitchen, it was a small two bedroom house. My father was absent for now, likely tangoing with immigration and unfortunately it was the younger uncle who I latched onto as a father figure or male role model, he was a “nerd” to put it in short simple terms, he owned video game systems (a Mega Drive and an old one that played cassette tapes), he had a huge video tape library (bookshelves full) that he catalogued, he had poor social skills but could be very rude, blunt and critical when trying to speak, work of all though he would go on to become a 40+ year old, balding, virgin with no social life who still lives at home and hasn’t had a job in over a decade. The strangest thing about him is how at this age, he speaks like an immature child, I’m not sure if it’s a coping mechanism or if he had some kind of accident.

>>67560205
>>67560223

I haven't seen any of the others but I'll have to watch them now because it was fucking brill in my opinion.

Made me feel that feel when no gf and no emotional connection to anyone.

absolutely STRUGGLING to get this last bit of poo out. don't wanna be going to bed feeling like i still have a nugget up there

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>>67560189
When we became the leaf we lost this country.

Business idea: round up all the people with STDs/STIs and send them to Mars

>>67559913
How did you come across this thread. You gay?

>>67560255
Pick it out then.

*dabs*

>>67560264
I unironically really like this flag. I get if you guys wanted to establish yourselves as an independent nation but why the fuck did you choose a leaf?

Who wants to die for a fucking leaf?

>>67560271
me, sitting on the tip of the rocket

>>67560253
>Made me feel that feel when no gf and no emotional connection to anyone.
Me too desu.

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Honestly reckon AIDs is the most perfect disease

You sin against God and he takes away your protection which he has granted you, allowing you to be consumed by parasites and fungi like the utter filth you are. But it slowly kills you and mutates inside your body, allowing you to go on and infect more scum with even worse forms, becoming an unwilling agent of his judgement. You gradually degrade into a rotten, insane husk, laying your soul bare to everyone around you.

http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/love-sex/cuckold-fetish-sex-relationships-men-want-partners-cheat-new-high-a7423616.html

rmyt

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>>67559913
>getting raped and not even knowing it

>>67560044
>may
>politician

hmm, don't think so sweetie

>>67560241
To be far HIV from anal is less than 1% chance and the arse tearing is minimal. The real issue is, no pregnancy = no condoms coupled with it being ridiculously easy to find gay sex means gay men on average get more.

>>67560336
Are you assuming gods gender you transphobic prick?

>>67560336
ukip voter

>>67560332
The Japs are really good at that stuff, I wonder if it's because they're all lonely as fuck.

Kind of made me wish I had a lonely pen pal in a far away country I could connect with over how we don't fit in.

>>67560044
Blimey, Prime Ministers questions doesn't translate well overseas.

All this gay talk reminds me of the biggest fucking fail in my life.

>Giving a talk at uni to my seminar
>Been watching stupid rorke videos the night before on /brit/ about Peter Hitchens and morality
>Play a youtube video on my presentation
>Minimise it at the end to take questions
>As I'm sitting down realise that the suggested for me videos were all weird, including a video on morality by 'pop the neghole'.

Fuck ske, I still cringe now

Just walked past a qt girl and she held eye contact with me for like 5 seconds.

Was too much of a pussy to talk to her though

>>67560425
I remember you telling me this story before. It's not that bad

shan't

>>67560425
most people don't know what neghole even means

Girl replayed my snapchat picture

What does this mean

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_GJqHHbNM8

I once thought I was home alone so as I was passing the cat in the lounge I called him a nigger. my mom was in the next room

>>67560425
At least spell the copypasta right.

>>67560456
Story of my life haha

>>67560498
it means she was fingering her wet fanny to you

Had a good back and forth going with a girl on Tinder, but then I got scared because I had nothing else to say and I didn't reply anymore.

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>>67560310
It is an old symbol of canada. Some of the provincial flags kept there's similar to the red ensign to spite the change.

Might get checked at the clinic. It's been nearly a year since I first started having sex, had a few different partners but mostly been at it with the gf for months. Still not been to the clinic yet though

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would you fuck this asian girl

would you gf her?

what would you r8 her

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>>67560425
Howling

I don't even watch half these runts

>>67560526
do this as well

>>67560255
>Pooing right before bedtime

You need Jesus in your life, m8

>I have been dating this one guy for about 5 months now. We're in a monogamous relationship and we do have unprotected sex. Just about an hour ago we were having sex and he came inside of me. Nothing out of the ordinary. I go to the bathroom and cleanup.
>He comes in the bathroom behind me and says that he needs to tell me something. He tells me that he is HIV positive and that he's been infected for 2 years. What an absolute asshole/dick face/cunt/AHHHHHHHHHHHHh.

Fuck me, why do they do this?

>>67560241
>Women can't pass HIV to each other
you're a fucking idiot lad

turning away from God was the biggest mistake in western history

we're feeling the first after effects now, and it's only going to get worse

>>67560537
probably not
no
4

which subreddits do you lads browse?

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Absolutely HOWLING rn

girl on tinder has a picture with a guy who looks like it could be her ex bf

makes me feel like it's almost a cucking situation

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>>67560585
Just think how sick in the mind you must already be to put your erect penis in another mans bumhole

/brit/ is filled with STD ridden degenerates and kissless virgins

>>67560663
he'll call a-any d-day now, r-right?

>>67560697
which are you then x

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>Janitor applications are now being accepted for the next ~48 hours.

>Tfw no HIV

Can you imagine how fucking grim it must be to have HIV?

Unironically couldn't be arsed being gay just purely because I'd never feel relaxed after getting bummed in case I got the aids

>>67560697
neither :)

>>67560660
/r/soccer

Do you think the uni genuinely care about me?

They did ask the police to check if was self-harming/planning on committing suicide

>>67560697
business idea

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>>67560663

>tfw 1000 word janitor application due in 48 hours and I haven't even started yet

>>67560537
no she looks mentally ill

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>too abnormal for facebook
>too normal for /r9k/

this is why I come to /brit/

>>67560660
/r/incels

>>67560585
Source?

don't think they want you to die, poley

>>67560660
fullcommunism and socialism

>>67560750
They just want your money. If you're dead, you can't pay them.

What did you do to make them worried in the first place?

>>67560822
don't engage

>>67560827
he fucking emailed them that he was going to pop a load of pills

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This guy is in 2 of her 4 pics

Ex bf or not? They both look foreign and the colour matching makes me think they were at a wedding together or something

might do a gym
*looks at BBC Weather*
ah actually nah I'll just have a wank and a smoke

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Hand over your tv licences and no one gets hurt

>>67560850
don't tell me what to do

>>67560871
Brother.
TRUST me.

>>67560875
bit cold out

>>67560822
I think they don't care, why would they expel me if they care about my welfare?


>>67560827
Student loans company pays them

This is what I emailed

>Yeah, seems fair.

>I call two girls “whores” on a Japanese Culture message board and I’m expelled in my final year. This is a completely reasonable decision and I am absolutely fine with it.

>It is however absolutely disgusting that the government did not reinstate the death penalty for my atrocious crime but at least I have now been reduced to a 25 year old, unemployed man with no skills, no qualifications, no friends, no prospects or plans of any kind, popping tranny pills in my parents house.

>I hope you’re all pleased with your roles in my story.

why don't we celebrate thanksgiving in the uk

saw a lass with really lovely legs on the train earlier and i really wanted to grope them

>>67560871
looks like norman osborne

>>67560871
>those jaws
>those chin dimples
It's her brother.

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>tv license

>>67560925
Because it's a dumb yank holiday.

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Ah yes, bug chasers

I shit you not, type it in on google this is one of the first pictures that comes up. What is wrong with people?

>>67560871
she's his carer

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>have a massive headache
>turn flux on early
>headache disperses

big fan of this

Trying to get off the drink but this cold weather isn't helping

Whiskey is the only thing to keep you warm in this type of weather without driving up the gas bill

Fuck sake

> replying to it
don't do that

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Reminder to thank James Wolfe for Conquering Canada and vanquishing the French.

>>67560973
Drinking is all the stops me going terminally bored.

>>67560925
why would you celebrate american colonists?

the story of that pozz'd bender really made me think

I wonder if women feel that vulnerable when they have sex with men?

>>67561007
It's all that stops me from killing myself

>>67560922
just because they expelled you it doesn't mean they think you deserve to die, mate.
they were worried about the potential danger you posed to other students, it's not like they hate you or something.

>>67561007
Same, but I'm fucking up my liver

I drink at least 400ml (two 20cl bottles) whiskey every day and I can't cope anymore

>>67560990
if he's so great, why is he dead?

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>people responding to it

>>67560990
HE'S GONNA TAKE YOU BACK TO THE PAST
TO PLAY SOME SHITTY GAMES THAT SUCK ASS

>>67561077
If they were worried about the danger I posed then shouldn't they be happy I die since then I won't be a danger to anyone anymore

>>67560958
>flux
>not f.lux

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>alcoholic paddys

>>67561170
yeah this desu

>>67561096
that;s only like 14 units

i drink more than that daily and i feel fine

>>67560958
>not just using dark themes

>>67561177
state of them 2bh

>>67560922

How did they find out you called two girls "whores"?

want a wank but the cat will not fuck off

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFajtUOiNro

>>67561150
jesus fucking christ
they had a duty of care
it's not like they expelled you out of spite
it's not like they hate you
fuck sake

>>67561096
why do you buy the little bottles you absolute wet willy

>>67561221
>not enjoying an audience

>>67561232
>replying to it
fuck off

>alcoholic depressed NEET virgins

what is it about Irish posters, why are they all like this?

Do not engage it.

Can't tell whether Poleaboo is anther one of these personalities or is real.


It's hard to tell.

>aphex twin on diane rehm show
i've heard it all now lads

>>67561277
what if I skip straight to marriage?

Post version of
"SO YOU BE SAYIN
HOL UP"

>>67561207
Girls got doxxed and then the girls could dox me based on the content of the posts

>>67561232
>duty of care
They do have a duty of care but I'm not a threat to it, they just used that as excuse to expel me

How unfair the process was is an example of how much they hated me

>>67560922
>call women whores on anonymous forum
>expelled from school
absolute state of the British school system

>>67561320
Don't reply to it.

Wish I could kill myself but then see the aftermath of it too, which makes me not want to

stop giving it attention

>>67561301
AAAAAAAAAYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AYYYOOO
*smacks lips profusely*
SO HOL UP HOL UP
*steals*
SO U BE SAYIN
*gets jiggy wit it*
SO HOL UP U BE SAYIN
*eats a skittle*
AAAYYYOOO SO U BE SAYIN
*checks for nearest KFC*
U BE SAYIN
*collects welfare*
HOL UP HOL UP
*licks teeth and smacks lips*
AYYYOO U BE SAYIN
*does the crip walk*
SO U BE SAYIN
*opens a up a 40 and pours some for his homies trayvon and michael brown*
HOL UP SO U BE SAYIN
*tweets about dis and goes to check in with his parole officer*
WE GON BE
*dindu nuffins*
FINNA WE GON BE
*sucks air through teeth*
AYYYOO HOL UP WE GON BE
*pulls up sagging pants*
SO WE GON BE
*instinctively looks around for police*
SO U SAYIN WE GON BE
*faints and then gets up repeatedly*
SOM FINNA
*scopes dem titties*
SO WE GON BE
*shouts at movie theater screen*
SOM FINNA
*chucks spear*
AYYYOO SOM FINA
*sets down cotton bale*
HOL UP
*strokes welfare check pensively*
WE GON BE
*throws gang sign*
SOM FINNA
*swings from basketball hoop*
WE GON BE
*grabs dick and shuffles left and right*
SOM FINNA
*participates in a drive-by shooting*
HOL UP MUH NIGGUH
*converts to Islam*
U SAYING WE GON BE
*repeated World Star yelling in the background*
SOM FINNA
*sells crack*
SUUUUU SIIIIIIIII SQUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*evolves from a primate*

Scots is a real language.

>>67561353
Why didn't you just hold your tongue you daft cunt?

>>67561352
I feed off it, bitch

One day I'm going to be the size of Wales stomping around like some fucking paki godzilla burning away your skyscrapers (or houses or whatever) with my atomic DNP/HRT breath.

>>67561378
didn't read a word of this

redpill me on the mandem

>>67561402
howling

Really don't get the Poleaboo story, can somebody give me a run down?

>Guy stalks girl at uni
>Gets caught and prosecuted
>Thrown out of uni
>Is trying to transition into a woman
>Feels like it was unfair?

Is that it?

>>67561391
I needed to vent and I didn't realise you could spin it as an actual crime that I could be arrested for

>>67561390
no it isn't fuck off you pintle

>>67561431
>talks shit
>gets hit

>>67561430
pretty much, I take zero notice of it nowadays

>>67561402
cackling

>>67561436
dinnae ken wha yer gwoan aboot yer bawbag

>>67561241
theyre always on special offer 2 for 20

>>67561195
aren't you good

>>67561430
yes

it's actually pretty tragic since his parents have done a shit job and his dad can't speak english very well

>>67561430
I made these threads
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/15202084
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/17207990
and this blog (see February and March 2015 entries)
https://poleaboo.wordpress.com/

This apparently violated this law
http://www.legislation.gov.uk/asp/2010/13/section/39/enacted

One girl complained to the uni who then called in the police and then they brought the second girl in and then they arrested me
The uni suspended me until the trial
I plead guilty 5 months later because my legal aid solicitor was shit
Then the university suspended me for another YEAR due to accusations against me
There was no evidence but the police placed me on bail for a year
Nothing came of it

When I finally got my misconduct hearing, I was repeatedly called a stalker and asked if there were any mitigating circumstances that should be taken into consideration
2 weeks later, I was officially expelled
a month later I had my appeal denied - They didn't even really engage the points I raised, they just handwaved everything away by saying their opinions trumped mine

THEY ARE STILL GIVING IT ATTENTION

>>67561378
try to incorporate

LEMME THINK
*taps heads furiously*

and

WE SKOOL NAW
*takes advantage of affirmative action*

otherwise, nice job

might go downstairs and have some cereal

havent eaten a thing all day

>>67561477
hardly a debilitating problem m8

tho by the sound of it, gas would be cheaper

>>67561207
He's being conservative with the truth, it wasn't the fact he called them whores more that he filmed them in the bathroom and then uploaded it to /r9k/ like the mental fucktard he is
Wish he would just feed his cranium lead desu

>>67561430
yes, with a bit of child molesting thrown in too

>>67561504
>American thinking he can dictate shit in /brit/
I belong here, you don't

>>67561519
I had an Arizonas, I'm done for the day

I am an aesthete

I still enjoy the poleaboo story

business idea: change the name of the country to the united kingdom of great britain, northern ireland and brazil, to confuse brazillians for bantz

>>67561504
that's what /brit/ is for

>>67561548
sucks being an arse, la. keep your chin up, things have a way of working out, k?

>>67561539
Didn't get charged with that

>>67561499
>POSTED A FUCKING PICTURE OF HER
THIS IS WHERE YOU FUCKED UP.

Honestly so sick of you fucking retards in general. You go to school to learn, not to fawn over some dumb roastie fucking slut. You got exactly what you deserved, I'm GLAD you were expelled. Let this be a lesson to you fuckers.

>ribena thinks he belongs here
doing a howl

>>67561545
this?

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Arizona-Peach-Iced-Tea-Pack/dp/B00BHXMYZI

>>67561519
what cereal you thinking

Weighed myself for the first time in a while, apparently I'm above 12 stone now, I've become a proper fat fuck, pot belly and everything.

Should really do something about it.

was choking on a jelly bean and my cough forced it up into my nose
not a very pleasant experience

/brits/ >>>/out

>suddenly become really horny for black girls
Idk why

I weight 16st

>>67561592
nesquik or crunchy nut nutty

Someone play me I'm bored as fuck

https://lichess.org/N0mk32D9

finally cleaned my room after years of neglect
feels good and sore man

>>67561558
Good lad

>>67561574
It's a Kurdish owned burger joint round my way

>>67561573
I'm a GOD

I outlasted Sara, Kev, Tim, all those pretenders

>>67561624
I actually won a regional chess championship three years ago.

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>>67561545
>>67561574
>drinking literal piss

http://huzlers.com/arizona-tea-exposed-by-fda-for-using-human-urine-in-products-will-be-taken-of-shelves-2/

i keep on hoping we'll eat cake by the ocean huh

>>67561659
https://en.lichess.org/hK4yqas0

>>67561684
pakicunt getting a taste of his own medicine

>>67561692
hate the song

>>67561614
thicc

>>67561619
go nesquik
haven't had it in yonks, want to enjoy it vicariously through you

>>67561753
dickhead

>>67561777
I want to slap my face with your penis

>>67561777
didn't say i hate you mate :(

>>67561793
*turns to face you*
you fucking want some an all? eh?

>Louis C.K. walks on stage
>"Good evening ladies and gentlemen...you're in for quite the show tonight"
>*applause*
>"Before we go any further...let us turn off these lights, these damned inventions of the white devil. Let us return to out natural state,BLACKness"
>Lights are turned off, but bonfires are being lit on stage and in the audience.
>Meanwhile, Louis has stripped naked, and a huge cauldron is being brought on stage.
>All the blacks in the theatre start chanting "KEK KEK KEK" slowly growing louder.
>"In this cauldron is a sacred Nubian concoction made from the semen carefully extracted from vaginas of wives who have been bred by black bucks. It symbolizes the conquering of the white race.
>Louis lowers his pale, naked body slowly into the cauldren of semen. He rubs himself sensually, and his tiny white dick gets more and more erect. "KEK KEK KEK KEK" the chanting continues to roar on.
>Louis begins moaning and masturbating violently. Some white people in the audience are shocked, but when they try to leave they find the doors locked.
>Louis moans come out in a gasping sputter as his hands are a blur in his slimy crotch.
>Right as Louis reaches his climax, a black buck thrusts a huge horn resembling a BBC in front of Louis face. Louis puts it to his lips and....
>BRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>The sound of Louis orgasm echoes around the chamber, competing with the deafening chant of "KEK KEK KEK"
>Zulu warriors emerge from the shadows of the theatre,killing all the white males in the audience with spears. The white women blush with anticipation as they are dragged towards the stage, where dozens of black bucks await with massive, throbbing erections.
>At this point Louis is being spitroasted between the girths of two massive black men.
>He pulls his mouth off of one of the mans cocks with a slluurpp and grabs the mic. Panting, he says:
>LADIES AND GENTLEMAN,WELCOME TO THE INTERRACIAL BREEDING GROUNDS!

how long does the honeymoon period usually last lads?

>>67561818
6 months

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>>67561813

>>67561818
About a month.

>>67561818
12 years

>>67561818
two weeks if she's lucky

>>67561818
honeymoon period of what?

>>67561834
>>67561845
>>67561856
>>67561858
conflicting messages 2bh, although 2 weeks as a lower bound is pretty disappointing

>>67561873
of the relationship, where everything feels amazing and you can't see anything wrong with each other

>>67561916
ok

want a gf to cuddle and watch films with tonight

piping the fwb just makes me more sad if anything

might cuck myself

>>67561943
ladies and gentlemen: the so-called """yank"""

>fwb
still can't get over how degenerate this is

>>67561818
for me, less than a minute

>>67561965
>two young people openly expressing their sexuality and desires
>degenerate

pls go

>>67561571
>all this you
Do you think this is /r9k/ or something?

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>still can't get over how degenerate this is

>>67561965
If I girl told she'd ever had an fwb I'd drop her like a hot potato. You can't be telling me some shithead got to fuck you and all he had to do was show up at your place.

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>If I girl told she'd ever had an fwb I'd drop her like a hot potato. You can't be telling me some shithead got to fuck you and all he had to do was show up at your place.

>>67561965
>>67562043
you alright there lads?

You lads realize there are girls that only have sex in long term relationships right? Ffs one of the commie slags can keep her legs shut why would you settle for used goods whores

>>67562043
>I'd drop her like a hot potato
That's because you're insecure

I've had fwbs with girls most guys would walk over hot coals for, but that pedestal pushing alone is a turn off for them

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> City University students vote for campus ban on Sun, Mail and Express

>Student union at university known for its journalism school votes to ban the newspapers in ‘opposing fascism’ motion

r9k get out thanks

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>>67562168
Victory for peace

I'm a paki and submitting my EDL application

I need 3 white sponsors

Will anyone here vouch for me?

What are you up to tonight lads

nu
>>67562234
>>67562234
>>67562234

>>67562153
I don't put any girls on a pedestal you moron

There's a bit of leeway between dogs that ravage every pussy they can get and "nice guys"

>>67562224
ahh yes i remember when someone tried to argue poleaboo was libertarian left

>>67561818
it depends on so many factors that I couldn't give you a number

>>67562246
Super attractive girls, you don't put them on a pedestal? Maybe you don't, but most men do, and that's the problem