Is this the most pathetic country when it comes to warfare? I

>Bantugal

>>67558531
Well, you couldn't even conquer a small, poor country like Portugal

>>67558433
to be honest spain is literally the honorary warfare country.
if we can be proud of something, is for the courage and bravure our soldiers shows all the history.
also spanish tercios are one of the best infantry of all times.

so shut up with your inferior complex, barbossa, and suck my spanish dick how you did all your pathetic and irrelevant history

>>67558679
I N D E P E N D E N T

Also, tordesilhas eheh

>>67558433
they were great in the 15th and 16th century.

>>67558433
>Is this the most pathetic country when it comes to warfare?
and you toweltugal, literally no country

How do we make Spain Great Again?

both spain and portugal are meme countries that cling to ancient shit nobody gives a fuck because today they're irrelevant shit that is worse than their conquered lands.

>>67558433
This black legend of Spain is nothing but anglos propaganda. Even if spaniards don't like French people, I would stand with them against anglo scum.

>>67558433
Yes

>>67559187

>literally Spanish rapebabby

>>67559187
>they're irrelevant shit that is worse than their conquered lands.
nice try cokeman,but Spain is full of sudacas like you,

nobody wants your indian 1,50 cm ass in spain

>>67559448
mexico is more important economically now that spain.

>>67559501
>mexico is more important economically now that spain.
no, our GDP is bigger tahn mexico´s GDP and they 120 millions with poverty,high crime and cartels.


nadie os quiere aquí putos indios de mierda, vivo en un pueblo cerca de madrid y esto esta plagado de gente del amazonas

>>67559501
>mexico more PIB that spain
>mexico 120 million of people
>spain 45 million of people

OH, great suceess , sudacas¡¡¡
lol

>>67559547
they have*

>>67559574
españoles somos 40 millones , los demás son invasores

>>67559547
>>67559574
>mexico
has jobs and factories

>spain
it's two main economic motors (tourism and cheap housing building) failed.
don't try to trick me faggot.

you don't even have money to pay off your pensiums.

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>>67558679
>inferior complex
Why?

>>67559656
>you don't even have money to pay off your pensiums.
centrate en tu puto pais de mierda, esto esta lleno de sudacas , diles a ellos que se vuelvan a mexico,bolivia argentina o su puta madre, siguen aqui chupando del bote, hijo de puta .

>>67559656
>mexico have jobs and factories

kek. yes and he get 150 dollars for 10 hours of work. lol. i spend this in cocaine only in a weekend.
>even have money to pay pensions

yes he have.

>>67558635
Except when we literally did, of course.

Also history doesn't revolve around one's country, specially not if your country is fucking Portugal.

>>67559656
yo he visitado mexico, y eso es tercer mundo compañero, a millones de personas intentando saltar el muro a USA, asi que tan bueno no sera

>>67558635
Why would you even want to conquer a small, poor country like Portugal

>>67558679
Remember that time the Spanish army got scared by the sound of their own guns and ran away from the french who were about a mile out of range then started looting the baggage of the British and Portuguese armies while they were busy saving your country for you?

>>67559754
Rude desu

>>67559710
>>67559732
>>67559754
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-Ez2tFeHWs&t=6s

>these butthurt manolos making seem as if their failed state has a future

>>67559845
yo trabajo para telefonica una empresa la cual invierte en tu mierda de pais, que si no fuese por inversiones extranjeras seria somalia 2.0.. he tenido que viajar a tu mierda de pais... siempre he tenido que llevar gente de seguridad para ir a las reuniones.

ni si quiera en tu capital se esta seguro. un monton de secuestros cada dia.

peor que IRAQ

>>67559829
>spanish army
a bunch of farmers and women that literally kick the ass to the napoleon infantry in the independent war
our farmers were literally best infantry soldiers that brithis professional infantry.


also is better for a brit dont speak about coward episodies...maybe we had 1 of 2, but you literally hundreds of it.

>>67559880
bien que os gusta ver la prensa española a los panchos, nosotros no vemos vuestra prensa panchita y vuestros culebrones o telenovelas

>>67559198
The black legend is literally /int/ memes

>>67559976
>tiene a los politicos de su pais diciendole a niño becerra, pero es que esto no se le puede decir a la gente, a la gente no hay que alarmarla
jajajajajaja

>>67560023
As much as i dislike Spain i have to admit that it's a way better country than fuckin colombia.

Your country is literally 3rd world reggaeton

>>67559880
la hucha de las pensiones es una cuenta de ahorro, por asi decirlo, que se creo en el 2006 en la epoca de bonanza economica, y que ahora en la crisis se ha vaciado. pero eso no significa que no se vayan a pagar. antes de 2006 se pagaban igual via impuestos y no existia siquiera esa hucha. cuando ahora se agote se hara igual, se financiara via impuestos o otra via. nuestra economia crece al 3,5% asi que no hay problema.
simplemente cuando la economia mejore se podra volver a ahoorar y meter dinero en esa hucha, pero las pensiones no corren peligro. este es un pais rico del primer mundo, no una mierda selvatica subdesarrolada como el vuestro.

>>67560023
callate puto sudaca, y centrate en trabajar con tu sueldo de 150€ mes

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>>67559942
>our farmers were literally best infantry soldiers that brithis professional infantry.

>>67560055
>>67560075
>they think being the shame of their region is worse than being a shining new star in a poorer region
>they don't know about regional powers
>comparing entire diferent regions
>they think colombia is bad when you have peru, bolivia, argentina, mexico, brazil, fucking venezuela as your neightbors
we're the best country here after argentina.

>but your region is shit
that's another issue

>>67560068
I have plenty of niño becerra videos talking about the other parts of your economy.

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>>67560160

Well, the Criollo militias here defeated le redcoats meme.

>>67559183
Build a wall between spain and Gibraltar

>>67558433
Sorry for not being able to keep the empire forever

>>67559183
We were never great

>>67560177
un dia te invito por algunos barrios de madrid , eso parece colombia 2.0...obviamente vosotros sois la clase baja , pandilleros , delicuentes y la mayor basura de España junto con los marroquies.


espero que te enteras que tu pais no nos importa pedazo de mierda

>>67560339
>We were never great

>bandera española
>sudaca

>>67560339
Yes, in the 16th century and a few decades after that you were very impressive

>>67560204
if that invasion had succeeded, argentina and uruguay would be the Canada of the south

>>67560408
>we're talking about spain being shit (which you can't deny)
>but your country is worse
lmao this denial fag

still the delusions of being an empire when his country professionals leave his nation to clean toilets in germany and UK

>>67560443
>sudaca
Gracias a dios que no lo soy

>>67559995
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Legend
Also Napoléon was 1.70m which was normal at that time.

Anglos are top-tier at propaganda.

>>67560505
>Anglos are top-tier at propaganda.

I agree. It must have something to do with their talent for story-telling. The US is the perfect example of that, they can pick up any subject and mold it to their own will and make the masses firmly believe it

>>67560505
>a country will be unpopular in the countries it goes to war against

Wow. No shit, Sherlock.

Also that shit started with the Dutch and Italians, not Anglos

>>67560500
>>67560505
>>67560565
>deluded faggots who still cling to their empire days to ignore their countries now are simply small states that are run by SJW, have no sovereign independency from brussells, are germany bitch and are overrun with niggers from africa
lmao these deluded idiots.

you're nothing more than UE states at this point.

>>67560469
Aquí los que fregais platos sois vosotros, además de la típica panchita que se casa con un viejo para dar un pelotazo.

>>67560628
Shut up mate your country is third world. Fix your problems

>>67560630
>>67560655
there's more spaniards moving to colombia to seek a job now than colombians going to spain.

update your memes faggots.

you were hot shit 400 years ago, time to let that rest.

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>>67560630
>panchita

Some spanish words just crackle me up

>>67560453

I know.

We lost in the end.

>>67560628
>Colombia
>speaking about france Spain and Portugal.

Ayyy lmao

>>67560713
But why is colombia the 2nd biggest nationality in our jails after morocco

>>67560204
That was because Whitelocke was an autist, not because Spanish peasants are super soldiers.

>>67560713
Son inmigrantes retornardos con pasaporte español.

Nadie en su sano juicio va a trabajar a un país tercer mundista. A no ser que sea ayuda humanitaria claro está

I dunno but everytime i think about south america this comes to my mind:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nA75NqRhQU8

>>67560772
>but look mom, I was relevant in the 16 century
>now his mom prostitutes himself in london or berlin and send him his montly allowance

>>67560781
not unique to my country, all latinoamerican nations have one or more city at the top 50 most dangerous cities in the world.

latinoamerica is even more dangerous that africa.

>>67560847
>mfw I see a lot of spaniard restaurants being open lately in my city
lmao

>>67558433

Considering that Spain has succeed to conquest Portugal while Portugal has always failed to do the same...

>>67560874

>country literally ran by drug dealers

>>67560977
>he still think we're unique in this regard
give me something that isn't the norm among spic nations.

even donkeyfucking is not unique to us here.

>>67561033
Indians are savages

>>67561074
funny how bolivia and peru have very low crime.

>>67560781
Son criminales sanos shurmano

>>67561125
Because they are Incas and Congolombia nothing but a mix of niggers and sarbacaneros

>>67561215
Incas are based and better than the mexican ones.

generally the subhuman version of amerindians are the mexican brand.

>>67558635
Because we don't want to do it lol

>>67561125
hard to steal when there's nothing worth stealing

>>67558433
Is this a serious question, OP?

If you tried to banter Denmark or Pakistan, whose armies have actually been the butt of every joke for ages, I might buy that, but seriously, Spain?

>>67561580
generally the bolivians in argentina and chile never steal or any shit, I never see argentinians complaining about bolivians stealing or doing crime.

>>67559880
>this 3rd world shitskin with raging inferiority complex

>>67560447
Thanks, you were cool too

>>67559880
> Santiago Niño Becerra
> La Sexta

Lel

No puedes hablar en serio.

The Dagos are just as big of pussies as the French are, only we don't usually care enough about Spain to remind them like we do the Frogs. Spanish sissies.

>>67559187
>worse than their conquered lands
delusional tb h

>>67561690
sorry, but we're not competing with europeans, we're competing among failed states, filled with corruption, niggers, drugs, crime to see which one is the least failed state.

you can't compare us to europe.

>>67561726
>I can't refute his points
>better mock him.

>>67561761
brazil holds more power than portugal.
chile holds better quality of life than spain.
mexico is more important to world economy than spain.

>>67558433
At least our women has no mustache

>>67561580
>>67561690
>It's a "butthurt Venancio use proxies to try to give weight to his shittastic argument" episode.

>>67561787
That's why shouldn't talk shit about Portugal, Spain and France, cokenigger.
Get your shit together and then you'll be able to compete with people way above your league.

> sudacas culoheridos


Música para mis oídos.

>>67561787
>brazil holds more power than portugal.

Ok. That's why my brazilian friends keep telling me they prefer living in Portugal and that the quality of life here is incredibly better

>>67561838
sorry you're too stupid to understand they're diferent regions.

is like when I say faggots that nigeria holds more political power than something like holland or netherlands.

>>67561850
I said political and economical world power, not quality of life.

fucking iliterate faggots.

>>67559198
>Even if spaniards don't like French people

You're wrong about that, there is no hatred in Spain towards France, actually the generation of our parents was totally Francophile, and they still have a great cultural influence here..

Even nowadays Spanish is the second language of translation of French books (after Chinese) .

>>67561787
>mexico is more important to world economy than spain.
so is india, so what

>chile holds better quality of life than spain.

kek

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>>67561942
>Colombian intellectuals

>>67561787
>chile holds better quality of life than spain.

Ok you are a troll.

Spaniards are good at fighting but suck at warfare

Sort of how Spaniards are good at getting rich but suck at economics

>>67562126
>Spaniards are good at fighting

No they aren't, I could kick any Spanish ass

>>67561942

let me tell you something, you're a stereotypical dumb latino, arrogant as fuck and stupid as fuck.

for some reason you dont meet those in spain, maybe the ones living here are westernized. but on the internet... oh boy

i remember when i was like 13 wondering why all latinos on the internet were so fucking stupid, and how could countries full of people like that possibly function

>>67562126
>Sort of how Spaniards are good at getting rich but suck at economics

you may have summed up the story of our country kek

i just hope we get rich again within my lifetime

>>67562126

The problem of Spain was always the low demography compared to other European countries. Spain fought against France and England when they had twice the population.

Also Spain could not send enough people to colonize America as the British did, because here in Spain were not enough people.

>>67562091
>>67562114
>half of his young people are unemployed
>a third of his kids are at risk of malnutrition problems
>their women have no economic alternative than to sell their eggs to german couples
>his only economic motor now is cheap russians doing cheap tourism
>have to suck dick to multinationals to not take their factories to cheaper countries
>between 30-40 unemployment rate
>his milenial generation is considered now a lost generation
>have not an elected goverment right now
>all their young population have emigrated
>not even africans are emigrating there
I can keep going on.

at least chileans have jobs.
their HDI is similar to eastern europe.

>>67562110
>have no real counter arguments
good luck having a 10% muslim inmigration rate and being the top goal for muslim and african inmigration.

>>67562207
>call me stupid
>can't even counter my arguments
kek

not even videogames longer comes with castillian translations, lmao.

>>67562114

No es un troll, simplemente es así de gilipollas, además de sudaca (y por tanto nos odia con toda su "alma").


https://www.numbeo.com/quality-of-life/rankings_by_country.jsp

This fucking thread.

>>67562349
No excuse. Sweden beat Germany, Poland and Russia several times despite having a quarter their population.

>>67562393
>keep repeating myself that mexico and brazil are more important to economy than spain
>keep using the HDI maymay
lmao manolo with mental retardation.

>>67562365
>>between 30-40 unemployment rate

We have real jobs here. Most of the "jobs" that you consider work there in sudacaland are not considered work here. A garbage man in Spain has a higher salary than an high school teacher in Colombia, and I'm not joking.

Vendedor de bananas ambulante, limpiador de zapatos y proxeneta de burritos no son trabajos reales, Walter.

>>67562365

Dude... how can you possibly think latin america compares to spain in terms of development and quality of life? seriously, thats why i said you're a stereotypical dumb latino.

In fact i dont mean to be rude you brought back some childhood memories, where in some spanish speaking videogames it was filled with latinos that hated the shit out of spanish people but for some reason were always the worst players even though they were the majority

LITERALLY most of what you said is straight up not true. as in you or whoever told you just made it up. Some are true but hey I didn't deny that Spain has problems, I just said that it's delusional to say we're doing worse than our colonies. Your country is an extension of Spain and therefore culturally similar, but when it comes to development...

By the way do you know what "at risk of malnutrition problems" means? Look it up xd

Chileans have jobs and probably have it worse than the average unemployed in Spain... btw who gives a shit about eastern europe? You know Spain is in western europe right?

>>67562603
>he thinks his country has factories
>doesn't know his country depends on tourism from cheap drunk russians
lmao deluded nigger

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>>67562474

And we beat England and France too, we just could not do it constantly.

>>67562603
>proxeneta de burritos
xdddddddd

>>67562495
ok, who gives a shit about economic importance? we can deal with the fact that the spanish empire is over, in fact for obvious reasons no one that's alive now misses it.

now the whole point of spain is for its inhabitants to have as much of a good life as possible, not to hold power economically. that's what the EU is for.

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I liek spain do you liek spain

>>67562862
meh i dont like or dislike it, its my country, thats just how it is

>>67562660
>keeps repeating about economical power and regional power
>keeps the dumb counterargument about HDI
>never claimed that latinoamerica has a better HDI
lmao retarded idiots who fail at logic.

http://elpais.com/diario/2006/07/30/sociedad/1154210404_850215.html
http://www.lavanguardia.com/vida/20161114/411840659256/menores-espanoles-riesgo-exclusion-social.html
https://tenacarlos.wordpress.com/2015/03/17/las-colas-del-hambre-en-espana-lo-que-las-tv-espanolas-no-emiten/

>>67562770
>he still thinks his country produce anything of worth
>he doesn't know his only source of income are cheap drunk tourist from germany and russia

http://ddd.uab.cat/record/112215

>>67562681


That's a meme. Three of the main economies of Spain (Madrid, Basque Country and Navarre) do not even have a relevant tourism compared with the regions of the Mediterranean coast.

Tourism in Catalonia, Valencia and Andalusia does not represent more than 15% of their total economy. Also, as Sudaca, you should not joke about this, they give a lot of jobs to your people (we need waiters, cleaners and prostitutes for all those tourists).

>>67562862
spain is fine, just retarded milenials who doesn't know europe is going down the toilet.

>>67562971
most of your politicians cry like beaten bitches when a germany company closes a factory in spain.

>>67562971
>prostitutes for all those tourists

Specially Congolombians.

>> El 90% de las prostitutas que trabajan en España son inmigrantes
>> El reparto de nacionalidades confirma que el 70% de las prostitutas extranjeras son de origen americano, donde destaca de forma palpable el caso de las colombianas, cuyo número asciende a 4.761, es decir, algo más de la mitad de las que proceden de dicho continente.

>>67563066
give me something that is unique to us, not the norm here.

almost all prostitutes here are venezuelan, by example.

>>67562958

think about what you said for a second

despite the unemployment and the problems you brought up, spain keeps up a first world standard of living with acceptable infrastructure, free healthcare, free retirement, unemployment benefits, benefits for immigrants, disabled, and shit like that, and a economy that is western europe tier even if it's behind that of northern europe which tb h it is

do you think cheap drunk russian tourists are singlehandedly funding all that?

>>67563205
those aren't my words manolo.

do you even remember the cause of your crisis?

>>67563249
no tb h

i was a kid back when it all started. i only know the economy of spain as it is now

STFU

Euro-mexicans gotta gtfo and build that wall too.

MAGA

>>67563179
> Most of the prostitutes in Sudacalandia are Sudacas.

¿En serio? Anonadado me hallo.

>>67563312
Vuelve a forocoches

>>67563284
http://ecolisima.com/el-origen-de-la-crisis-actual-en-espana/

your main economic motor was building houses, which failed in 2008.

>>67563312
colombians are well regarded because they're among the most prettiest.

so I need to hire a portuguese to seriously trigger spaniards good to know

>>67563017
>most of your politicians cry like beaten bitches when a germany company closes a factory in spain.

WTF, SEAT did not leave Fiat for Volkswagen to remove our factories.

>>67563412
>colombians are well regarded because they're among the most prettiest.

Si eso te consuela...

>>67563418
portugese + colombian

>>67563423
your politicians didn't do shit to Volkswagen after they commited fraud because Volkswagen fuck your politicians in the ass.

>>67563467
I don't give a fuck, but It seems prostitution rings love to target this country for some reason.
gooks tend to love our women for some reason.

>>67563412
well whatever, i dont work in real estate so who gives a shit? this way i have more affordable housing

>>67563643
is still regarded as one of the main causes of spain crisis.
the more you know.

>>67558433
>Is this the most pathetic country when it comes to warfare?

Olivenza.

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>>67558433

> Battle of Aljubarrota

Supported by Kingdom of England.

> Portuguese Restoration War.

Spain against France, England and Portugal.

>>67563819
kek nice filename

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Great thread.
Haha

>>67564076
>Supported by United Kingdom

What a surprise.

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>>67564076
> 27,000 against 4,742

>>67563819
You mean that battle where there was literally 100 English men, and the spainish crossbow men alone out numbered the whole portuguese army ?

Btfo

>>67563693
After reading this thread, man. Spainiard what happened...you guys have such tender butt holes now ..

>>67562061
Yes in Franco's school French was almost the only foreign language to be taught, before English.

But still spaniards are fuckin butthurt towards France and this is so boring.
I´m fed up of paying the bill because French guiris are arrogant, that they are tacaño, that they mock spanish athletes, that De Gaulle backed Franco, that french peasants destroy spanish tomatoes, that De Gaulle used former republicans as cannon fodder, that France destroyed Spanish industry (seriously wtf on this point guys), or whatever...

>>67562474
The swedish "empire" got some impresive moments, but it barely lasted a century. The spanish empire also defeated their enemies countless of times and lasted way more.

>>67566500
Uh, and we also hid ETA terrorists, because it is well-known that every good frenchmen is hiding a ETA terrorist in his wine cave.

>>67563412
>the most prettiest

Cheapest* like all south americans. You go for locals if you want the pretty ones, this happens in every country.

t. Whorepro

>>67566709
How much is half an hour with a congolombian/sudaca in Spain?
BJ without condom and fucking in multiple positions?
Here in Germany our cheap-tier are Romanians and Bulgarians and they charge 70€ for such service.

t. German whorepro

>>67566875
50€ but they are orcs

>>67558433
I don't know, I mean Francisco Franco was probably the most successful general in the west when it came to actually killing commies. America, Portugal, and England really failed in that department

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>>67561737
>leaf calling us pussies

>>67566875
>Here in Germany our cheap-tier are Romanians and Bulgarians and they charge 70€ for such service.

Lol what?

There are Eastern Europeans women sucking penises for 15 and 20 euros on the road.

50 € for total service in room is the most common.

>>67566500

Those Spanish truck drivers have reason to be upset by those French peasants who destroy their products at the border. And Mitterrand's policy with the terrorist issue was deplorable.

But seriously, the current Spaniards do not hate the French at all, except for
jokes about sport.

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>>67567490
Thas rite frogboi

>>67567498

Colombian and Caribbean prostitutes are literally orcs, they are prostitutes for the low classes. Luxury prostitutes are usually Russians and some Argentineans.