what the fuck is wrong with them

Nothing they are beautiful and I support them

>>67555614
DON'T make fun of my babies

>>67555614
PTSD caused by the Great Emu War.

>>67555636
*sniff*

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>>67555614
Greatest ally unironically.
>WWII and every war after
>This past election
>Closest culture/history to us
>Hate us the least out of the three other anglo cunts
>Will back us up whatever we do

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>>67555636

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>>67555803
Farage?? whos that ??

>>67555803
>WWII and every war after
WWI...
>Closest culture/history to us
Australians can be cunts but let's not insult them
>Hate us the least out of the three other anglo cunts
Lolno
>Will back us up whatever we do
This is called a sychophant, not an ally

>>67555803
lol fuck you

>>67555614
It's going down >>67550769.

>>67555860
He helped a lot but he didn't leak DNC emails to the world and basically slide the election entirely in Trump's favor.
>>67555875
They fought with Britain in WWI, in WWII it was US and Aus teaming up against Japs after we got the bar fight out of our systems.

What anglo cunt hates us less than Australia?

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>>67555803
>Will back us up whatever we do

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>>67555926
>American education

>>67555936
Literally Japanese propaganda and psyche games to try to get their enemies to turn on each other.

>>67555952
>Canadian autism
Yes we were allies in WWI but not close buds like WWII and every war after you fucking invalid.

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>>67555952
already a fan but would like the US alot more if Hollywood and NYC would just sod off already. so much cancer spills from them baka

>>67555803
>Closest culture/history to us
Australia and New Zealand would be the closest culturally. After that Canada and Australia for history, we are basically the same country except one is cold and in the north and the other is hot and in the south.

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>>67556025
Yeah, America can be great but it's cancerous tumors like Southern Cali are so malignant that they are ruining everything.
Hopefully Trump will be some much needed chemotherapy

>>67556067
definitely, what do you think about their undesirables moving north? that picture lol so we can keep the tax on them as it isn't sexist

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>>67555993
Do you really think Australia backed you up in wars like Vietnam because they are such big fans of America?
They fought there because they had a vested interest in keeping aggressive communism away from them, not because they love you so much.

Also, you backed the Commonwealth up in WWI and WWII, not the other way around.

>>67555926
>What anglo cunt hates us less than Australia?
Canada, the UK, Ireland, New Zealand, South Africa, Trinidad & Tobago, St Vincent & the Grenadines, St Kitts & Nevis, Jamaica, Guyana, Grenada, dominica, the Cook Islands, Belize, Barbados, the Bahamas, and Antigua & Barbuda.

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>>67556166
Their hard leftists never actually move here, it's all just talk, but obviously we don't need anymore Tumblr-tier liberals.
Or, we could do a 1:1 trade, for every liberal that comes to Canada, a Tory could go into the US, then after Canada burns to the ground we could all move back and rebuild.

>>67555778
>>67555817
>>67555875
>>67555936
>>67555952
>>67556029
>>67556067
>>67556211
>a fucking LEAF

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>>67556260
>popular
Canada consistently scores at the top of Reptrak, basically a global popularity contest.

As for here, America is like that retarded kid in school. He has rich parents that put him in nice clothes, but he still drools all over them. No one makes too much fun of him because he has a hair trigger and tard strength, mostly people are nice to him out of pity, they give him an athletic uniform and put him in all the team pictures, give him cool nicknames, etc.
You are the girl that "ironically" agrees to go to the dance with him and everyone says you are so brave and have such a big heart for doing it, when in reality you just couldn't get an actual date and took this route to save face.

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>>67556312
Despite the fact that, as an Aussie, you will almost certainly die of malignant melenoma skin cancer caused by a star, you still put stars all over your flag.

>A fucking leaf
Embrace it

>>67556536
It is a good map

>>67556586
Yea you two are similar, similarly assholes on this site

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>>67556586
sorry leafbro pls no hurt

how do i attach australian flag to my post

>>67556664
You have to win a war against the emu first

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Aussies have trouble penetrating :DD

WITHOUT A SOUL

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>>67556211
Your fat, often drunk uncle turns up and grins...

>Hey, ya'll wanna go kill some pinko commie faggots?
>Are they darkies or snow niggers?
>Nah, they're lil yella fellas, like the Japs, but filthier

Who WOULDN'T say yes?

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>>67556662
it's ok

don't worry about leaves, we're your best friends now

>>67556892
Vietnam was a mistake t.b.h. We wouldn't have to stop the boats if they never came.

>>67556998
Hindsight is a wonderful thing, but at the time the chance to kill 1000's of cocksucking leftists is pretty appealing.
Hell, its appealing now

>>67556997
>>67556662
Brit PM David Lloyd George told his biographer that it was his intention to replace Field Marshall Haig with Canuck Sir Aurthur Currie and Currie's chief of staff as Aussie John Monash. So he wanted to put a Canadian and Aussie in charge of all British forces in WWI.

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>>67555614
Autists, autists everywhere!

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>>67560053
>Autists
>Histoire de Jouets

https://youtu.be/h4n5FPwpfcY