/brit/

>>67555062
is it weird that I hate how that guy talks?

DA MAYNSTREEM MEEDEIUR

>>67555081
Yes, I can't watch him because he's always so shouty and angry

currently sat atop Mt St Helen with my ballbag plugging the vent

>>67555107
No one can force me to live and no one can force themselves to live

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Gentlelads.

Why are young people voting for left wing parties more viable to certifiably fuck them over when they become working adults? It's baffling

http://metro.co.uk/2016/11/17/non-offending-paedophile-says-not-all-paedophiles-are-child-molesters-6263925/

Just wrote an article, lads

honestly don't think he's going to suicide
people who legitimately want to kill themselves don't whine and bitch on the internet before they do it.

housemates have been making strange noises all day

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hey baes u k?

>>67555196
what noises x

>>67555178
Fuck off racist

nuclear apocalypse when?

>>67555077
>SPSO

DO IT FAGGOT!!

Keep the ball rolling

An you never know, you might get a non-honours degree out of this is your work is 35%+ satisfactory

don't think the gfs neighbours are too happy with our late night antics lads

>>67555195
YES I WILL

I'm crying for help before I do it, why can't you understand?

>>67555227
I didn't sit my final 4 exams (half of the final year)

>>67555209
thought they were having sex but the girl started crying
lots of things being dropped over and over
disgusting throat clearing
bug spray being shaken for 30+ minutes
speaking Swedish loudly

Testing

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>>67555182
>Slippery slope exists
I KNEW IT DID BUT WHY DID IT HAVE TO?!

quite fond of Estonian lad with the anime girl pics

>>67555263
>YES I WILL
then fucking do it

>I'm crying for help before I do it
So you want someone to stop you
in other words, you don't actually want to kill yourself

>Dunno if you'd be free any time but do you fancy going for a coffee or something at some point? I hate talking over Facebook, it never feels like proper conversation

Reckon that's appropriate enough? I don't want to call it a date

Why am I asking you lot anyway, you're all as hopeless as me

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Stalking Aisha

What do?

>>67555295
>I hate talking over Facebook, it never feels like proper conversation

t. 35 year old with a fake profile whois going to date rape you

>>67555295
font

>>67555293
it's a big decision and a final one, just checking there's no alternative

>>67555309
Fuck off m8

I know the girl already, talked to her a bunch but only ever with other people around.

Just want to get some one to one chat done. But scared of rejection.

>>67555295
what's the context? that seems weird as fuck mate

t. non-virgin

>>67555329
I'm a dropout who made it anyway so I think it's a bit daft that you're thinking about killing yourself over some uni bullshit if you really are serious.

If I get similar numbers of the same repeating order it means I win the Euromillions tonight.

Some fatso is sitting behind my car taking pictures of me

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>tfw to intelligent to not take Super Male Vitality and believe the mainstreeem mediar

>at a coffee shop
>an ADOREBLE gurl wolks in
>my PEENUS becomes stiff and I staht tah feel like BILL CLINTOHN
>SOOPAH MALE VITALUHTY kicks in so I get the cohredge tah TOLK tah her
>can't think of sumthin tah say
>"OI! Did yew know NOINETY FOH PASENT of peeple don't trost the MAYNE-STREEM MEATIER"
>she looks confused so I tolk moh loudly
>"DID YEW KNOW MAIKUL MOH IS A SAG OF SHIT"
>IMAJUN MY SHOCK when she stahts to roon away
>"OI! ROONIN AWAY FROM ME IS NOT A LEHJITIMUT FOHM OF PROW-TEST YEW UTTAH FOOKIN MOW-RON"
>that fill wun no GEE-EFF

>>67555334
have a bit of chit chat

ask her what she's doing

find a day shes free

THEN ask her to coffee

if she likes it won't matter that much anyway but this way is just smoother

>>67555295
too non-committal and submissive and save your feelings on facebook for later

>Hey fancy going for a coffee at the ol' bucks after class today?

better

>>67555329
>just checking there's no alternative
of course there's an alternative
killing yourself because you got kicked out of uni is retarded
especially since it's your own fault you got kicked out

Alri anonette? Fancy going for a brew at Starbucks after class?

coming very close to stopping /brit/ posting

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>>67555382
The fact I relate even slightly to this fake story shows how corrupted just a little bit of time on /pol/ made me.

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wee means pee but also means small

hmmmmm

>>67555442
pls do

>I pursue women

>>67555416
I'm 25 and have nothing going for me

No friends, no skill, nothing

Only oldfags can see this post

>>67555167
hey bb u wanna root?

>tfw /brit/ developed a meme mocking PJW before /pol/

why are we so ahead of the meme game?

What would you do with £33 million lads?

>>67555397
>>67555412
What if I'm more straight up?

>You free sunday? Fancy going for a coffee?

Or is that just as bad

I overthink everything

what is this 'fake news' shit I keep hearing about

>>67555473
i wee from my wee wee wee

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doggos

Find it pretty weird that girls put makeup on pretty much every day and they consider it normal never showing their normal face

imagine if you had to do that

>>67555484
23, but I relate
have literally never even considered suicide though

>>67555508
That works

Just try not to be so passive

>>67555508
NO

just do this:
>>67555397
it's not awkward at all and it lets her say no without being weird about it

>>67555522
runt animals for runt men

>>67555509

MAYNE STREEEM METEOR

>>67555507
Buy ten Barratt New Builds and rent them out for cheap to /brit/posters

>>67555508
come for a coffee with us on sunday you cow

>>67555496
no

>>67555543
*sets the runt hounds on you*
*watches with a smile as they tear your malnourished little runt body to shreds*
heh... runts

>>67555509
Establishment mad that the people really voting against them.

>"it was just a protest vote!"
>"the people were just angry!"
>"they were misinformed!"
>"fake news stories won trump the election!"

>>67555529
I don't want to stop being friends if she doesn't want to is the thing.

>>67555538
That's even more awkward. Stalkerish even.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON SATURDAY
WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON SUNDAY
WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON MONDAY

WANT A COFFEE?????

>>67555564

TYBAJ

having a beard

runtish or nah?

>>67555507

Live in Switzerland and go skiing every day. Mountain biking/ hiking in the summer.

>>67555609
post pic

>>67555594
You won't. If she doesn't want to she'll go "nah sorry i need to study/do laundry/get railed by my bf" and you'll continue as if nothing happened

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HULLOWWWWW yesh remember REAL politics not """save the white race""" ok thanks for listening bye

>>67555619
very doxxable data

>>67555507
put it in the bank

>>67555609
beards are good

>>67555484
1. Get a job. The shittiest minimum wage job will do.
2. Assuming you live with you parents and don't pay rent, save as much money as possible. Only buy things that you absolutely need. Live as frugally as humanly possible.
3. After you acquired lets say £2000, start learning about stocks. Download every book about stocks, day trading, pennystocks, etc. Watch every Youtube video related to stocks. Join Stocktwits. Just learn as much as humanly possible about trading stocks.
4. Make a Robinhood account and start trading. Make small relatively safe trades at first, trades that have little risk and not an amazing reward. I wouldn't buy any stock worth more than £5 unless you have more money than the £2000 I mentioned earlier.
5. Trial and error, you will lose money at first. After you do it for awhile you become good at it, start to understand patterns. You will start to make a consistent profit.
6. Accumulate Money. Move to South East Asia.

>>67555524
it's cheating

don't even acknowledge women who are such vicious liars living in a fantasy world

>>67555509
Some guys in Macedonia set up all these websites with fake headlines and then got them spread around facebook to make tons of ad revenue

it was shit like EXCLUSIVE FOOTAGE OF BILL CLINTON RAPE and stuff

>>67555594
>That's even more awkward. Stalkerish even.
>WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON SATURDAY
>WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON SUNDAY
>WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON MONDAY
>WANT A COFFEE?????
don't know where got that from you weirdo

mate, sort yourself out

>>67555654
you can delete it later

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thinking

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>>67555524
>he thinks guys can't wear makeup

>>67555660
>Move to South East Asia.
stopped reading there

>>67555655

How much interest would you actually get yearly from £33 million? I think you could just live off that then keep the rest for emergencies.

*opens the door for the sink*

>>67555684
ah yes it's square miles and not people that get to vote

>>67555684
no people believe that the vote for president should be one person, one vote
y'know so every persons vote counts the same like every other presidential vote in the world

>>67555526
23 in worlds apart from 25

25 is when people stop caring about you entirely

>>67555660
>get a job
fuck off, that's impossible

I'm non-white and live in Rochdale
also, 25 with less than a years work experience

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>>67555684
really engaged my warp drives

>>67555701
Same. It was the end of the post.

Got my new anal beads, cannot wait for my housemate to leave so I can have go.

>>67555718
>23 in worlds apart from 25
not really desu

>>67555723
yeah that's the joke innit

>>67555684
Note how the red areas are shitholes and the blue areas are the only places would actually want to live

I wish I wasn't such a coward about asking a girl out honestly

>>67555716
why?

http://metro.co.uk/2016/11/16/full-list-of-fake-news-sites-to-avoid-6261851/

Ahh yes

Policies that appear to be unadulteratedly pure can have negative consequences for many people. Ban fracking? Lose jobs, reduce economic activity. Never intervene militarily in a foreign country again? Fail to prevent another Rwanda or Nazi Germany. Turn away from free trade agreements such as NAFTA and TPP? Lose cheap imports, reduce economic activity globally, and risk expensive and damaging trade wars. Overturn Citizens United? Quieten wealthy campaigners you agree with, as well as those you disagree with.

>>67555178
because the tories are shit too?

>>67555769
why what? why should every persons vote count the same?

>Buckingham Place is to undergo a 10-year refurbishment costing £369m, the Royal Household has announced.


Ahh yes what a brilliant use of money

>>67555684
If that system were used here Labor would be fucked, Durak in western australia is over 1 million sqkm alone

it's a titillating idea 2bh

>>67555763
same haha

>>67555178
Signalling is more important

Also
>implying young people bother to vote

>>67555759
>t. londoner who's never visited the countryside

bri ish

>>67555718
There are places that'll hire anyone and if you don't have one near you then you should consider moving to somewhere that does.

I know that Amazon, for example, pay around £10 an hour for night shift and double that for overtime in their warehouses and fulfilment centres. They hire all year round and will take on literally anyone.

Alternatively, sign up with agencies in your area and take whatever they give you for a while. It's a lot easier to find work when you're already working even if it's one shift a week on a shitty zero hour contract.

>>67555795
Rather spend it on that than some smelly paki's benefits

>>67555841
Briddish

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Literally all I need to do is press enter and send a message

But I can't do it

I think she would say yes anyway, but I still can't

>>67555795
Isn't Buckingham Palace open like 75% of the year just to visitors and tourists?

Seems like an investment

>>67555833
t. redneck who married his sister and shits in an outhouse because no plumbing

Electoral college is GOAT

>>67555794
yeah

>>67555841
we want Bri in to be back Bri ish

>work yourself up into a state because you're so scared of rejection
>never go through with trying it on with a girl
>stay forever scared of rejection
Or
>take a chance
>fail and get rejected
>you're now no longer afraid of rejection cause it has absolutely no effect on your life

>>67555869
Do you want to spend sunday on here shitposting with Lisicki?

>>67555890
I put too much of my hopes and dreams into potential relationships

Being rejected crushes me

>>67555890
>people legitimately choose the first option
howling

If I see anyone doing the mannequin challenge I will take the opportunity to absolutely fucking deck the defenceless cunts

>>67555890
>take a chance
>fail and get rejected
>fall into further depths of isolation and loneliness

>>67555884
Because its obviously fairer that each persons vote is treated equally?

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alri

>>67555920
>not grabbing their willy
mate....

>>67555906
So stop it then. The only hope you should have is that you'll get a little snog. If you don't, then it's no big deal.
>>67555921
You're putting too much pressure on her and yourself to fall in love and get married and have kids and solve all your problems.

>make it home
>hailstone starts
feels comfy man

>tfw I wake up and what.cd is still gone

>>67555929
US wasn't founded on that sweetie :)

>>67555920
What's that

>>67555991
good post

>>67555851
I don't have a car, I can't travel to the nearest Amazon warehouse

I've literally been knocked back by agencies too

don't care in the slightest about getting rejected
bit of an ugly fellow so it happens

but sometimes girls actually let me put my willy in them which is always good fun

>>67555991
>we've always done it like this, so we can't change it now!

Do you treat your ailments with leaches too?

>>67556043
Good lad

tbf the fear of initial rejection is one thing but what puts me off more is the larger picture
like even if I got a girl to go out with me I don't know what I'm supposed to do from there
and if they actually got to the point of seeing how I live day to day they'd get weirded out or just bored of me

where's the best place to buy a domain name

>>67555641
Literally zero clue who this is

Well I asked and now I immediately regret it because she stopped messaging back. Fucking kill me, waste of skin I am.

>>67556058
Solution: Stop caring what women think

>>67556048
you haven't actually put forward why the EC is bad besides muh fairness

kill yourselfs fucking scumbags

>>67556099
post fucking machines

>>67556071
namecheap.com

longest relationship and why you broke up lads?

me
>3 years
>she cheated

joke's on her, I was a SLUT at university and she never found out

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I WANT A CHERRY BAKEWELL


GIVE ME A CHERRY BAKEWELL RIGHT FUCKING NOW

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>>67555945
are louis has well and truly gone off the deep end since Trump won

shan't be eating a single thing today

i'm on a diet

when you think about it

everyone is politically correct

>>67556058
ngl I'm bored of you as well

fuck off you depressing paddistani cunt

>>67556043
good lad

never really had that much fear of rejection because (being a slightly good looking fellow) girls always made it quite clear that they fancied me.

>>67556113
2 months
I was bored

>>67556091
don't fancy being alone forever

I wanna root an NZ cutie desu.
Do NZ posters even exist?

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the highschool crush has five kids now lads

is this what getting old and being a loser feels like

>>67556092
>you haven't said the thing is bad besides the obvious reason why its bad

People in Wyoming should not have more votes than people in California. Just like in France, nobody complains that people in Paris have an equal vote with people in Avignon

>>67556099
post them

>>67556040
Getting a job is a numbers game. Apply for literally everything. You have to get used to rejection if you're ever going to make it. Even successful businesses only get 2 sales out of 100 potential customers.

Alternatively, move elsewhere.

>>67556142
You're putting too much pressure on making it work with the girl in front of you. She's just one girl, not every woman in the world. Plenty of chances lad

Business idea: Livestream my bollocks and viewers decide what I smash them with.

>>67556144
The intelligent kiwis abandon their irrelevent shitstained islands as soon as they can and come home, so the flag is pretty rare but there's a lot of kiwis posting with Australian flags
t. knower of poo peeland

reminder that we're all going to make it

well apart from this lad >>67556142

>>67556128
I don't think a girl has ever liked me. I'm right in the runt life.

Honestly I'd be happier if I was asexual

>>67556118
What the fuck is she even saying

>you can be white or you can be a woman

>>67556148
>People in Wyoming should not have more votes than people in California.
yeah but why

>>67556173
there is no girl in front of me

this is just generally how I feel about any girl. I can't envision it ever working out.

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heading to the posh chipper at lunch lads

will be having a pic related

>>67556220
Why should they? Are people in Wyoming some special breed of human that deserves more votes?

>>67556206
mate they can learn to like you

it doesn't always click immediately, but after going out for a bit you just can't help getting attached

>>67556246
It's a chip shop, short for fish and chip shop
>chipper
just fuck off

fuck it all lads

>>67556265
it's the chippet you dunce

NIENTEY FAW PA CENT OF PEEPUL DONT TRUS DUH MAYNE STREEEEM MEDIAR

>>67556173
The thing is, people like us have barely any chance or options in the first place. When you only have potential girls once every few years getting rejected by them fucks you up for a long time.

think I'll have a big chippo for tea

>>67556246
>chipper
it's a chippy you absolute mong

wish you within reaching distance so I could wring your neck like a chicken

>>67556193
I just like NZ girls they have cute accents.
Lot of them in B.C. desu, it's like paradise if you can get past all the chinks.

>>67556262
Are you kidding? It's the exact opposite. They learn why I'm a shitty person that doesn't deserve their attention.

>>67556253
>Why should they?
constitution says so

>chipper
>chippy
>chippet
>"chip shop"

i think you will find it's the chippo

oh neat it snowed a little bit last night

vbgb

PC is 6 years old now

Might consider an upgrade

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>/pakipoo/

more like /adiboo/

heading out to the chippers you lads want enefin?

>>67556110
ta muchly based estobro

>>67556286
Ugly girls exist anon

>>67556325
le chippo man

>>67556309
How do you tell the New Zealand and chink women apart?

>chippy
>not chippa

>>67556323
ah right, I assumed your problems were with your appearance rather than personality; I'm afraid there's not a lot that can be done about that.

>>67556350
cornetto

mine ears are cold

>>67556324
>It says so in the constitution so we have to keep it this way forever and ever despite how demonstrably stupid this system is!

brilliant logic

>>67556325

chipmonger

>>67556368
Pretty decent banter but the NZ girls speak English.

I speak Cantonese too though, my cock is at a 45 degree angle with all the sideways pussy I've been smashing.

>>67556350
saveloy

has anyone paid a bt internet bill late here?

Yes... dance, little puppets..... It's a chip shop... good little puppets......

going to make a strawpoll to settle this shit once and for all

here are the option thus far, if you want one added now's the time:
>chipper
>chippy
>chippo
>chippet
>chippa
>chip shop

>>67556350
cornetter

I like Salmon for Fish n Chips. You lads ever 'ave it? It's fucking good.

>>67556246
Fuck off to Ardoyne, Declan

>>67556377
>demonstrably stupid
you haven't demonstrated this lad

just posted myself on /r/roastme

Off to the deep fried stem tuber emporium lads, anyone want owt

>>67556400
chipperino

I call my chip shop the chinky because it's run by hong kongers

>>67556414
chipster

>>67556421
You leafs are fucking weird

make it so only landowners can vote, not especially wealthy because I want to vote too

>>67556414
chipdongerer

guy just came into the chip shop, gonna have a wank over his chips lads

just posted my bp and lips on /r/spitroastme x

>>67556421
Local 'ip 'op does snapper
tastes VERY good

>Can't eat battered fish or fish from the Fish and Chip shop and always prefer getting battered sausage whenever I order

It's not just me right? I find this weird since I'm more of a seafood person but this could be probably the quality of the fish isn't all that great.

>>67556466
Have you EVER had Fresh Salmon done up at a chippery? If not you best hold your fuckin tongue m8.

http://www.theverge.com/2016/11/18/13675522/kanye-west-donald-trump-voted

>>67556400
chipperino

>>67556414
shan't be voting in this

Yeah I fucked it

God I hate myself

>>67556414
chip n chill

>>67556436
How is not demonstrably stupid that a person in one part of the country should have more votes than a person in another part?

ahh yes men's arseholes

>>67556414
chipolartay

Who here prefers putting mayo on their food over tomato sauce?

>2016
>Not being Mayo masterrace

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http://www.strawpoll.me/11678066
http://www.strawpoll.me/11678066
http://www.strawpoll.me/11678066

Reminder: this is a "no JFs" poll

>>67556414
Chipperia

>>67556491
>Battered sausage
It's a battered sav you mong

Editing this page to be a biography/"manifesto"

I was born in 1991, my mother like most pakis was the victim of a forced marriage though she will continue to insist it was her decision, that she was just stupid. I, like my sibling and all pakis was conceived through rape, pakis don't believe in the concept on consensual sex, the men do it for pleasure and to procreate, the women are to weak to fight back. While I hate my father for being a vile rapist with uncivilized values, I hold my mother in low regard too, she should have stopped my father from entering the country, reported him to the police, left or just killed him. It's cruel to say but by doing nothing, she did make a decision and she really did choose her fate, she isn't alone though, as I said, this is all pakis, every single last one.

>>67556414
the chip can

cuts on both corners of my mouth lads

fuming at this

>>67556514
very patrician taste

>>67556414
chipotle

going down to the fishy

>>67556523
i like garlic aoli tbqh

>>67556492
Can't say I have. I've had salmon in various restaurants in various guises but never from the chippy. Do they batter it?

Here you get cod(rarely), hake or haddock

>>67556532
My earliest memories are from when I was aged 2-4, I lived with my mother, grandmother and uncles, my grandfather had died around the time I was born, my mother tells me it was a heart attack but I don't believe her, she lied originally about the cause of death of her older sister who was also forced into marriage (she killed herself, neighbours found her, her son, who I was named after, was apparently taken into care). I suspect my grandfather killed himself after his daughter, though that would be far too noble of a paki. The uncles, I believe were late teens, still in education at this point, hence why they hadn't been married off yet. During this period, I would sleep on a settee in the kitchen, it was a small two bedroom house. My father was absent for now, likely tangoing with immigration and unfortunately it was the younger uncle who I latched onto as a father figure or male role model, he was a "nerd" to put it in short simple terms, he owned video game systems (a Mega Drive and an old one that played cassette tapes), he had a huge video tape library (bookshelves full) that he catalogued, he had poor social skills but could be very rude, blunt and critical when trying to speak, work of all though he would go on to become a 40+ year old, balding, virgin with no social life who still lives at home and hasn't had a job in over a decade. The strangest thing about him is how at this age, he speaks like an immature child, I'm not sure if it's a coping mechanism or if he had some kind of accident.

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>have a conversation with someone you've just met
>literally cannot say anything but "yeah" while the other person talks
>can't think of anything to say
>conversation ends awkwardly
>walk out
>think of a million interesting things you could have said

Tell me I'm not the only one

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>>67556523
>putting tomato sauce on your food
>at all
Grow up

>>67556539
Get that from zooper doopers all the time 2bh

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bloody rippa

>>67556543
>>67556534
>>67556527
>>67556517
>>67556501
too late lads

>>67556531
battered sav is different you antipodean cocksucker

>>67556539
The Joker

>>67556567
>think of a million interesting things you could have said

like what Harry

>>67556568
how do i speed up the healing reee

>chip shop is busy, it's 6pm
>it's quite hot and loud
>girl working behind the counter is quite fit, she's part of the greek family that runs the place
>"What do you want love?"
>No smile on her face
>Forget my order
>She's looking pissed that i'm wasting time
>Panic
>"Sorry I got the wrong shop I thought you sold chinese"
>Run away

Never been to it since

>>67556523
How is being a fat cunt master race

>>67556576
scum

>>67556539
Try sucking smaller dicks next time, Hans

>>67556577
Sav is short for saveloy, which is a sausage
Christ you're stupid

>>67556308
a chippy is a carpenter you sheltered middle-class tosspot

>>67556594
Not sure what you mean m8

Like i had a meeting with my tutor a few days ago and they were talking about living conditions in China and I've fucking lived there but i didn't say anything, just nodded and said "yeah"

Absolute mong

>>67556539
>wanna know how I got these scars?
hehehe

wouldnt mind kisses a boys lips but im not gay :S

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Why does he wear the mask, anon?

Rosy ignored our card.

Rude tbqhwy

>>67556633
what were you doing in china

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i watched the Water Diviner /brit/

it made me appreciate australia a little more

>>67556641
great big fucking fairy you are

>>67556595
Going to have to suck it up you soft cunt

>>67556567
you're the only one I'm afraid

>>67556597
>Panic

Know that feeling m8. Fuckign hate it when someone says something unexpected and your mind just goes blank

>people at uni arrange things without telling me anything
>act surprised when I don't turn up

wtf is there problem?

>Scots and Welsh can have say in Brexit court case

Brexit isn't going to happen is it?

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>>67556635
How about these, pretty boy?

>>67556659
t. literal queer

rando girl started a convo with on the train yesterday

went pretty well

>zac

>>67556558
>he would go on to become a 40+ year old, balding, virgin with no social life who still lives at home and hasn't had a job in over a decade.

must be weird looking into the future like that

>>67556651
living there

when will the /brit/ award nominations be out for 2015-2016

getting close now

>>67556704
why

>>67556607
saveloy is a sausage
yes
but a battered sausage is not a battered saveloy

a battered saveloy is a saveloy battered

>>67556650
what is the next step in your plan mate

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Is he literally a child?

>>67556681
welsh voted for though didn't they

scots independence soon i suppose

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>there is some absolute runt in this thread who has BEEN to China and can not even TALK to others about it

>>67556683
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>67556697
love you

>>67556702
I know, you cunt

That's why I'm going to kill myself before that happens

This has always been a great fear for me

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>>67556737
>scots independence soon i suppose

>>67556716
mum went there to run away from my dad and dragged me and my brother along with her

>>67556743
ly2

>>67556731
wasn't that how he got fired too?

>>67556766
what did she do for an income there

>>67556504
because the system is designed that way

>>67556779
taught english like every other expat spastic

off to make some lunch =]

The amount it costs to refurbish is the same we give to the EU every week

Amazing what we can afford now

>>67556792
did she do a tefl first or what

>>67556766
CHING CHONG

CHINKY FUCKING BASTARD, FUCK OFF BACK TO PING PONG LAND

Christmas Day is always so anticlimactic now I'm not a kid anymore

not even cancer wants me

cant wait till my internet's back so i can waste the day playing online video games

>>67556787
>the system is bad
>no the system is good because it was designed to be bad

finding it very strange that i still get into a flap over whether i "really" have autism or not, despite my general current view being that for all practical purposes, if i have a diagnosis, and i think i have it, and everyone else thinks i have it, it doesn't really matter if on a physical level it isn't there because nobody knows.

even if i knew, nobody knows what i'm thinking so that doesn't matter.

such thoughts are probably a high indicator that the hospital were competent and i really am autistic, but hey.

can't wait to see the new gf tomorrow lads

I was awoken today sometime between 8am and 9am by my mother, she said a Policeman was here "for my concern" in a puzzled voice and he said to take my time getting changed

I got down pretty quickly, my dad was hovering around upstairs as I went down

It was a long copper, he looked like President Assad, anglo-saxon though and a fuller moustache

He asked if I knew why he was here - classic
Told him "no", he then asked if I'd been sending some messages and then went into detail, said Police Scotland had asked him to check up on me, I'd sent an email about "not wanting a diploma, having no skills and popping pills", he avoided the term "tranny" that came before pills, I guess he was expecting something different

I told him the email was sarcastic and I had sent it to my old uni
He didn't have much detail, had only received a snippet of the email and didn't even know who it had been sent to. That they were concerned because of the "popping pills" line

Then he just asked the usual stuff if I was harming myself etc., as if anyone every answers the affirmative

I went back upstairs, the copper left, my dad asked who it was, I said nothing and the monkey rand down the stairs and through the hallway like a dog so he could open the door and get a peak at a real man before he left
Dad later came into my room and gave me the usual shit, said I better not be up to mischief again

At least confirm my uni does have pull with the police
no way this would be investigated normally

>>67556829
you haven't actually explained why it's bad yet

Do NOT engage with it

I've never been stuck for words because I talk too fucking much.

Which girls fucking hate. Obviously.

I should lobotomize myself.

whatever else he is, quite fond of the "paki rorke" gimmick

>>67556810
no she was an experienced EFL teacher beforehand

not going to reply anymore m8, this is reaching doxxable info levels

>>67556839
literally the exact same desu

reckon they may have been humouring me but then again my therapist treats me like an absolute spazoid

actually i'll wait till the next thread

tried to get on 4chan on my work 'puter and it said it's blocked for being porn and that this has been logged for internal review and may be seen by my manager

how f*cked am I

>>67556866
this

he's probably never going to off himself because he's a weak beta poof

>>67556814
still enjoy the buildup, christmas music in shops and that

gives a me a cozy, nostalgic feeling

bittersweet though because of the inevitable lonely NYE which comes with it

>>67556883
haha spacker

Heading off to the chippakis you lads want anything?

>>67556826

What happened to your internet, lad?

New thread when?

Spent a month chasing this girl and it looks like it was a complete waste of time

>>67556839
autism is just a state of mind tb h

>>67556928
>>67556928
>>67556928

>tfw the gf sends me videos of husky puppies
adorbs 2bh lads

>>67556922
you must both have excellent stamina lol x

>>67556913
munchie box lad

>>67556557
Yeah, it's battered and done the same way as any other fish. We do Haddock, Cod, and Halibut in that order, Salmon is a regional specialty. You can also get some stuff like Sole or Perch (think Popcorn Chicken, tiny little fish but tasty, you get like 10 pieces instead of 3)

>>67556907
they start it too soon 2bh

5 weeks before xmas is a bit much

>>67556916
forgot to pay my bt bill, paid it now but they said it could take 4-24 hours for my internet to come back online

>having anything but cod
runt red flag 2bh

>>67556110
Youre welcome.
If you're a uni/college student you can also sign up for a github education pack (for free) that gives you a .me domain free for a year off namecheap.
Also 50 bucks in digitalocean credit.

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what's his name again lads?

Fucking hell.
>>67557031
meant for >>67556353

>>67556850
oh cool they're responding to me reporting you
that's nice

you should have said you needed help though
idiot

Poleaboo's descent into extreme self hatred and madness will be a tale I tell my grandchildren