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poo in loo edition
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/balt/
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My cat is being an annoying cunt, lads
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and i think
it's going
to raaaaiin
today
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>>67552902
Nah
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>>67552929
gib food
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>>67552929
Kick it
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don't see the appeal of lingerie lads
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>>67552896
Up yer bum, mate.
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>>67552879
relevant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKl6WjfDqYA
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>>67552940
wet
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am presently hotboxing my bedroom with farts lads
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Is there such a thing as a meme degree at Oxbridge or will people give deference just because it's from there
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need some pictures of world leaders doing the isis salute
doing a news story
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>>67552862
>0.00001%

how much research went into concluding these figures
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going to Bass Pro Shops tomorrow to buy a new duck hunting jacket and waders lads
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Chindian gf pls
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>>67552978
Subtle.
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>>67552978
(((Mainstream Media)))
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>>67552978
They look like a nice family tbqh
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haven't been feeling horny lately
need a dutty gyal to come pon mi cocky
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>>67552992
pulled it out of my arse 2bh
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could all the JFs please leave, you're starting to stink up the place
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>>67553026
hmm better than nothing
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>>67553028
>implying they didn't manipulate the odds so this exact thing would happen
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>>67553028
>woman

ah yes. i hope she's not married. i hope that wasn't her husband's money. dumb cunt
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>>67552964
This is much more interesting now I'm old enough to appreciate it. Might have to replay.

Also are the new ones any good? I stopped at MGS2.
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>just heard an ad on the radio encouraging men to stop being such macho edgelords and visit their doctor and it stated that the average Irish man drinks 153 pints a year ...
>153 pints a year
>3 pints a week

TOP FUCKING KEK yeah might want to add a 0 or two after the 3 there lads haha
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a little bit of timber and a saw
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>>67553045
PaddyPower was paying out early to Hillary bettors lmao
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going to wear the ol' mac today
might look autistic but it's not getting used atm
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>my names not dave, its rodney
What did he mean by this
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>>67553028
kek
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>>67553087
he thought it was dave
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>>67552964
oh it's aldaris
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awright dave?
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>>67553077
What with lad? Might look /fa/ if you pair it right
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I approve of this Triggerposting.
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>>67553028
Shame she didn't bet on paddypower
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>>67553062
Never played mgs, can't help you.
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>>67553064
old farts skewing the stats

you know the type who sit in a pub for 5 hours drinking one half
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>>67553089
Imagine putting down a parlay of Leave, Cubs World Series win, and Trump win

Could have literally become an overnight multimillionaire
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"found" a "gf" lads
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why are sociology teachers always Marxists?
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>>67553154
Leicester too at 5000/1

What a year.
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>>67553179
right wing sociologists are called economists
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>>67553181
Truly the year of the Geat Happening, 2016 is
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i knew the polls were bullshit. they were oversampling Dems by almost 40% in some cases. that's absurd. there was a +3% Dem implicit bias in all of the polls because they were based upon 2012 turnout, and there was no way shillary was going to get the same turnout that obama had because people hate her. it's flawed logic. i knew trump was going to win when he was getting higher polling averages, rally numbers, and public funding than romney had in 2012. theoretically, all trump had to do was get +1-2% turnout over romney and he'd win the election. he surpassed that margin way back during the primaries. he was getting record voter support throughout the primaries and had a huge boost after the convention. the fucking media was lying to everyone and it's hard for me to believe they're that stupid. they were giving trump all this free coverage and keeping him in the spotlight throughout the entire year. hillary shouldn't have expected to win the election by putting all the focus on her competition. that's idiotic. i'm glad trump won but holy fuck it's been a stupid year. it's astonishing how many people fell for the "drumpf has no chance xd" gimmick, and even worse is that they wouldn't listen to evidence proving it wrong and dismissed it all as a conspiracy theory
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One of my students in the Unix shell practical turned Caps Lock on and off every time he needed to type a capital letter lads.
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Never bought a scratch card or played a fruit machine
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WALKING TALL MACHINE GUN MAN; THEY SPIT ON ME IN MY HOMELAND
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>>67553204
>implying trump will win
say it with me
"madam president"
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Broke the toothbrush holder today lads
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>>67553154
21k HUF is about 60 quid

the lad be shitposting
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>have gf
>the only people you want to fuck are girls that are not your gf
>be single
>the only person you want to fuck is your ex-gf

not a fan of this phenomenon
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might wear a hat today
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>>67553204
If the result proved one thing it proved that the media is quite literally controlled by leftists who use it to push their agenda
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>>67553204
Why didn't you put a massive bet on then? It's easy saying shit with 20/20 hindsight

>>67553210
>My students

You a teacher?
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>>67553210
so do I 2bh

muscle memory is too strong.
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>>67553236
ah yes... news corp... the well-know leftists...
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>>67553238
Research fellow at uni but I do some teaching.
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Business idea: porkistan

The entire country of Pakistan is turned into a gigantic pig farm and pork production plant
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>might wear a hat today
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>>67553242
how did you muscle-memorise somrthing so stupid?
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remembered the song lads
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>>67553238
we're not allowed to bet on the election and i was worried she'd rig the election anyway
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>>67553273
what was it
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>Dr. Doom is the new Iron Man
WHYYYYYYY
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got funny looks earlier when I went out in a t shirt

it's broken britain
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>>67553290
don't want to tell you cynical cunts
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shit lads may have become a national socialist
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>>67553028
why do people put such large amounts of money on the favourite

utter spastics
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hey :)
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>>67553236
this is news?

journalists and media execs all hail from middle class left leaning backgrounds and education. you will never get picked up as an even slightly controversial right winger
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its gettin'
its gettin'
its gettin' kinda heavy
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considering paying the few dollars so I don't have to hear ads on pandora ffs that shite always throws me vibe off
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cold wet and dark here lads

don't feel like doing anything
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>>67553301
Don't own a single t-shirt tbqh.

No jeans either.
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>>67553313
It's the only way to get a decent return, they had Hillary at virtually 100% chance to win
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>>67553301
still not broken enough to see your runt carcass as normal
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>>67553331
sounds a bit like ur mums fanny haha
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i feel like nationalism is rising all over the world but people on media and social media are saying it's a bad thing and the nationalists seem like a minority

it's as if ham sandwiches were the most popular type of food in the country but every magazine and newspaper you read and every important person online was saying sandwiches are bad

it's a weird atmosphere
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>>67553283
>The land of the free
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>>67553330
don't care

>>67553331
don't care

>>67553348
don't care
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>>67553270
didn't even know about shift caps until a few years ago 2bh. I can near touch type though so it doesn't really matter
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>>67553324
Apparently not as shown by the Trump win but I was worried that people would fall victim to the nonstop "Trump is literally ADOLF HITLER!!!!!" being blasted at them 24/7
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>>67553356
Shan't be acknowledging the existence of any words or symbols within this post
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>>67553340
not really

betting large amounts on favourites is really retarded because return doesn't justify potential risk
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>>67553324
Things like Brexit and Trump showed that even the normies don't trust the media any more. It's great, fuck them
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DIS TIME NEXT YEAR
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redpill me
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>>67553348
>nationalist sentiment rising in the early 21st century
>uk and germany relations at an all time low
>eastern dragon modernizing and militarizing
>america elects another isolationist

ive seen all this somewhere before
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>>67553390
Like I said they had her at virtually 100% win, obviously still very risky but were it any other election most people would've been fine with doing it

People put too much faith in polls
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>>67553348
The funny thing is that leftists claim to care about the working man yet somehow manage to support free trade and immigration which are anathema to the working class

Good luck using collective bargaining when your employer can just pack up shop and send it to China or hire any one of the teeming masses of immigrants ready to take your job for a fraction of your pay
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>>67553348
You just need to realise the mainstream media is only for pushing their personal agenda on the ignorant masses, that's it

They are the enemy and you can't trust them
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>>67553424
nah as if, you always just throw a couple of dollars on the underdog and leave the bet alone. you don't go all in on something like that where you cop a gain of 1/2 of your investment
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blackpill me
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>>67553422
oh and
>expansionist russia
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>>67553430
that brand of leftism is long obsolete

us neoliberals have left it behind because it doesn't work
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>Weekend starts in 40 minutes
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>>67553421
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Computer

Please display a picture of the man known as 'Adolf Hitler', but with large breasts
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>>67553445
No one has any faith in the media anymore

Infowars has more subs on YouTube than CNN does ffs
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>>67553502
>redpill
>international colour of socialism

Really made me think
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>>67553508
I took the liberty of animating that for you.
t. computer
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AMADEUS AMADEUS
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>>67553348
>ham sandwiches
Reported to haram office.
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>>67553510
TYT have double his and they're a complete embarrassment, subs mean nothing.
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watching ASMR
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>>67553540
Thank you very much thailad, I mean Computer
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>>67553555
Fuck off London
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>>67553576
beep boop beep haha
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might get a plastic surgery trophy wife with obvious botox, fake tits, nose job, filled up lips and arse implants with a body-covering fake tan and platinum blonde dyed hair

bet she'd be absolutely filthy in bed
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fl3J_AnDff4
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>>67553493

My weekend is over is 18 1/2 hours
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>>67553561
That just goes to show that the legacy media is dead

The only people keeping it alive are boomers with cable subscriptions and who get a print newspaper delivered to their door daily
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>>67553104
that whole scene sums up OFaH for me

predictable joke and unenthusiastic cast
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>>67553627
The independent is having an absolute resurgence going from the lowest circulation paper to a clickbait haven for lefties

Similar with the guardian but not as extreme a shift
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there are days when I look handsome as fuck but most days I don't make an effort and end up looking probably like a scruffy weird looking spacker
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>>67553618
catch up m8
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>>67553662
I mean even if you wanted to be non-biased no one would pick up your paper, so media outlets kind of have to go with a biased rhetoric to gain readers sadly
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*record scratch*
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>>67553627
I'm not seeing any real centrist "fair" coverage emerging from online media though.

It's even more extreme bias and shitflingling from the right and liberals vice versa than TV broadcasters ever aired.
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Feel like newspapers have a much bigger influence in the uk than america
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feel like awhdywagdbhnjafki2h72tydwj2
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>>67553701
The Telegraph is fairly centrist due to the fact quite a lot of "Tories" who write there are hardly conservative
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>>67553701
>Centrism
>Fair

Halfway between a big lie and the truth isn't being fair
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>sit down
>nothing to do all day
>pile of books sitting there unread
Quite like the notion of sitting down and reading a book lads, but I just can't seem to physically bring myself to do it

I mean I've got FIFA 17 sitting right there
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>>67553757
try audio books
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Hillary Clinton's major contribution to society is reintroducing the word "deplorable" to the average spoken lexicon

hear it way more these days than I'd ever heard it said before the election. Just said casually

can't say I'm too keen
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how much should I drink just finished off a beer
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>>67553729
Almost all liberals here read the New York Times
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i have brown eyes
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what.cd dead and poopers chart went trhroguh
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>>67553786
bit annoyed she labeled her opposition the "alt-right" though because now all the normies are using it to denigrate and disparage anyone who disagrees with them
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who /was born in the 80s/ here?

1988 here. 90s runts need to FO
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>be british
>prepare your cookie from 70m height
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBf7WC19lpw
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tites
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>>67553796
would not have kids with you
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>>67553793
True but over here the 'big' media companies are mostly newspapers whereas over there it seems more like fox, cnn etc. Mostly tv news with the big influence
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>>67553806
haha alri grandpa
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>>67553801
im just DLing Hardwired to Self Destruct from coppersurfer.tk
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>>67553806
You're an old man, why are you still here? Why don't you have a family and career?

t. also born in 1988
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPne-q4ynts

the state of india
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>>67553820
ur ded white boi
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>>67553751
Doesn't necessarily have to mean reporting neutrally.

Coverage from both stances that is properly researched and not just shoved into a 10 minute video because Alex/Cenk read a headline would be nice. There's little room for whinges of racism or fairy liberalism when all you deal with are cold facts.
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>>67553806
81 here. old af
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>>67553803
well they used to be called white nationalists and before that they were white supremacists and before that they were skinheads and before that neonazis

might be time for another rebrand already
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>>67553858
didn't you post this a few months ago
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>>67552896
Look who came out of his cave, anon i heard you don't like würst?
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>>67553877
someone else did i guess
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born in 1994 and feel old and like my life is over
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>>67553875
alri grandad
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>>67553885
No, I don't. Please give me your Best.
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>Donald Trump Takes Credit for Helping to Save a Ford Plant That Wasn’t Closing
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I get my weed from the best sources
I like it smooth not course like horse hooves
The weeds I smoke never touched by pesticides
To smoke that chem weed- simply suicide
The way it’s grown is very important
I only smoke the plants that are very potent
And when I blaze I feel bionic
Cuz the weed I smoke is- HYDROPONIC
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>>67553893
alri sonny
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>>67553929
Absolute runt post.
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>he hasn't done AT LEAST half of his Christmas shopping already

HOWLING at you pond life
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>>67553974
you're a pawn of the commercial interests in xmas
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>>67553974
I'm about to end you
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>>67553974
>he celebrates Christmas by spending two months' wages on shit no one wants and on a lavish meal that will turn to feces within 24 hours
>he doesn't go to church with his family and then off to the soup kitchen to feed the poor

Third eye status: permanently welded shut
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>>67553896
Only jews don't like würst, bye anon
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all meals turn to feces within 24 hours

whether they turn to feces or not shouldn't factor in your decision of what to eat
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>>67554037
t. Scat enthusiast
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>>67553974
you're are the runt haha
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>>67553974
everyone waits until black friday
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pondering what to send Aisha for christmas, thinking of a nice scarf and a ketchup bottle full of my semen
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caring about net neurality is the most reddit thing possible
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http://www.morningstaronline.co.uk/a-de35-Is-the-jobcentre-the-new-Victorian-workhouse


made me think
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>>67554014
>he feeds the poor for free and thus takes away from local businesses

Doing more harm than good m8.
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>>67553974
>Christmas
capitalist pawn
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>>67554092
Jew
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>>67554067
this post is really reddit
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>it's a "you know you need to go somewhere and talk to someone today so you're unable to relax and time moves at half speed" episode
they should really axe this show
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>>67554114
>show

I'll axe YOU
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>>67554114
>It's a "constantly live in fear of deadlines" episode
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really hoping they start drilling ASAP at the new oil patch discovered in texas

am in NEED of a job and i'd move in a heartbeat for an oil job
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Dark Enlightenment>Alt Right
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>>67554162
EXTREME roleplaying
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*puts on Slade*
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woke up without a headache today lads
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I'm 24 and I still feel unsure about what to do with my arms when I'm walking in public

I'm not a spastic either
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>>67553974
I'm not gay m8
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*puts on Sade*
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>>67554191
One hand half in pocket, other in full military swing
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>>67554184
IT'S
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>>67554198
ARE YOU HANGING UP YOUR STOCKING ON THE WALL
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>>67554156
>move in a heartbeat for an oil job

you and thousands of heavily qualified mechanical engineers
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>british "army"
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>>67554229
>qualified MechEng
ever hear of the word "Oxymoron"
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>>67554242
>heavily
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>>67554211

CHRISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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>>67554237
And then post 1815 was British Victories throughout I assume hmm?
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>The average American worker takes less vacation time than a medieval peasant

amerislaves
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>>67554237
When are you going to take back Quebec? We're sick of them.
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All around me are familiar faces
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sometimes i like to drape a blanket over a radiator and get under it like ive ensconced myself into a vagina
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>>67554229
Mechanical engineers don't work as roughnecks
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>>67554284
>implying we're going to take them anytime soon
They're our colony in North America, and look all you leafs need to speak frog now, it's working perfectly. Also fuck their accent.
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>>67554260
>oxymoron
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>>67554296
>>67554314
Snap
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All the niggers be ravin about Aussie guns
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urge for a bowl of rice krispies now
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I was awoken today sometime between 8am and 9am by my mother, she said a Policeman was here "for my concern" in a puzzled voice and he said to take my time getting changed

I got down pretty quickly, my dad was hovering around upstairs as I went down

It was a long copper, he looked like President Assad, anglo-saxon though and a fuller moustache

He asked if I knew why he was here - classic
Told him "no", he then asked if I'd been sending some messages and then went into detail, said Police Scotland had asked him to check up on me, I'd sent an email about "not wanting a diploma, having no skills and popping pills", he avoided the term "tranny" that came before pills, I guess he was expecting something different

I told him the email was sarcastic and I had sent it to my old uni
He didn't have much detail, had only received a snippet of the email and didn't even know who it had been sent to. That they were concerned because of the "popping pills" line

Then he just asked the usual stuff if I was harming myself etc., as if anyone every answers the affirmative

I went back upstairs, the copper left, my dad asked who it was, I said nothing and the monkey rand down the stairs and through the hallway like a dog so he could open the door and get a peak at a real man before he left
Dad later came into my room and gave me the usual shit, said I better not be up to mischief again

At least confirm my uni does have pull with the police
no way this would be investigated normally
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>>67554406
not reading a single word of this
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wasting my life
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>>67554393
do not appreciate the language used in this post I have to say
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>the monkey rand down the stairs and through the hallway like a dog so he could open the door and get a peak at a real man before he left
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lost my job lads, thinken about a rope
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>>67554339
There is no oxymoron in my post.
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the memes just aren't doing for me anymore lads

*walks off into the sunset and an uncertain future*
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>>67554457
Make sure its abrasive
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>>67554444
I'd glass me dad if the cunt ever pulled somethin like that.
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donald trump
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Just saw an exceptionally hatworthy comment on an army recruiting Facebook advert

>The fact that people are willing to cross vast seas, and mountainous terrain to murder people they know nothing about, on the order from someone they know nothing about is the very height of social absurdity, cultural violence and incivility!
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>>67554529
Angela Merkel
>>
West Nile Virus is Best Nile Virus
>>
>>67554478
no :'(
>>
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>hi anon thank you for applying for this job however we think this other vacancy would be more suitable would you like me to pass your info on and you'll be contacted later?
>yes please
>*hear nothing*
>get in contact
>'by the time your info was passed on the position was filled'
>the other one has been filled too
>>
>>>/pol/99108192


HOWLING this poortherner has become a meme on /pol/
>>
>>67554529
We don't have that over here.
>>
scared lads
>>
LADS...
>>
Just had sushi for breakfast lads
>>
#67554406
i'm sure you thought this would garner some (You)s
heh, think again
>>
>>67554581
you should be
>>
>>67554574
Bit rude because ive got the same accent
>>
they gonna approach me like im justin
>>
>>67554608
How the fuck isn't it?

None of you are going to have anything more interesting happen to you all month
>>
>>67554574
almost want to give the guy a hug or some shit. how can anyone be that angry all the fucking time?
>>
>>67554607
i had a salad
>>
>>67554574
>you
>>
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>>67554162
good lad
>>
What causes the First Time Voter effect lads? I've noticed since the election before the coalition formed that people are now more vocal about the party they voting for not getting into power, therefore they feel cheated by democracy or some silly shit like that. Is it just because social media has made retards more vocal or has it always been the case?
>>
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>>67554573
>you'll hear from us soon
>hear nothing for 2 weeks
>exact same job description gets posted
>sorry the persons out, they will call you back
>call back a week later
>yeah sorry famz you didn't get the job, you weren't what they were looking for
>>
>>67554696
I think people are just entitled retards
>>
am lost lads
>>
>>67554604
Yes, lad?
>>
Going to unfollow Nottingham post because all anyone does it complain about how much the new trams cost in the comments
>>
>>67554696
Regardless of who wins or loses, there is always fall out. Social media just intensified the retardation of that fall out.
>>
#67554641
>I emailed my former university spitefully and indicated that i was consuming dangerous amounts of medication
>a police officer was sent round to ensure that I am not harming myself

ah yes, very interesting
defenestrate yourself
>>
>>67554707
I really need a Christmas job ffs.

>poundland sales assistant
>REQUIRED RETAIL EXPERIENCE 1 YEAR

REEEEEEEE
>>
>>67554736
mentioned
>>
>>67554756
post office lad

will take anyone and good money
>>
> what.cd is gone

"no"
and you???
>>
>>67554837
the 'seek is better
>>
>>67554750
Would police normal check if you were possibly committing suicide?

Especially if the distance between the person and the one informing the police was 300+ miles

captcha: gilford
>>
>>67554787
Way too late to be applying for Post Office crimbo work
>>
might just throw myself in front of a bus before I run out of money for the rent
>>
>>67554844
gas yourself
>>
>>67554871
Enjoy your life of paralysis and dialysis

Train or inert gas, don't be a faggot
>>
>Was ready to snow yesterday, bleak and cloudy weather, very damp and cold
>Now incredibly sunny and you'd think it was summer if not for the small chill in the air

For fuck sake make up your mind.
>>
>>67554878
>faggot
fuck off yank
>>
>>67554878
ok, there's a lot of trains here

will wait for a fast one
>>
Feels bad that lots of UKIP voters will be voting Tory in 2020 because the Tories are pretending to be patriots to steal the brexit vote while letting in """child refugees""" and passing the snoopers charter under our noses
>>
>>67554889
>british person complaining about the weather

Gee, how original. Stop being a stereotype
>>
>>67554787
>>67554866
Yeah, even I (Poleaboo) got work there
>>
>>67554904
>Gee
fuck off yank
>>
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if vegans are so adamant about not eating living things, then why don't they see plants as living things?
>>
>>67554897
>UKIP troglodytes
>ever bothering to vote again
>>
having a wank lads
>>
reminder that suicide is never the right choice
>>
the logic behind the so-called stolen generation was sound
>>
Retarded lad served me in the shop earlier
>>
decided to off myself by jumping into the lake in yellowstone and letting it dissolve me to nothing like that fucking eejit who went in 'for a swim' the other day

quite like the idea of my body sort of not existing anymore (at least in solid form) but am too cheap to get it done professionally
>>
>>67554889
> -5 degrees last week
>snowing non-stop
>+3 degrees now and rain
>snow has almost completely melted

For fuck sake make up your mind.
>>
>>67554950
Maybe, maybe not

I'll talk to my shrink about it in 3 weeks time
>>
>>67554960

Did he give you a special discount?
>>
served a normie at work earlier today
>>
>>67554969
alri eesti lad
>>
>>67554866
Tesco personal shopper it is then
>>
Children in need today
>>
Why are young generations so retarded in their political beliefs? Why is left wing politics so common in young people?
>>
>>67554971
most people kill themselves because of temporary problems or sorrow
this might sound like the normiest of "normie" shit to you but just look at life on the bright side
>>
>>67554966
this but just with my bollocks
>>
>>67554971
If you kill yourself you'll regret it for the rest of your life.
>>
>>67555002
It's all they know
>>
knowing my luck I'm probably going to end up in cauldron of fire for eternity and I'm not enough of an optimist to buy the atheist line that there's a limit to how bad things can get
>>
>>67554969
Sounds horrible
>>
>>67555002
Idealism and Jewish brainwashing
>>
>>67555002

>Everyone is retarded but me
>>
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>>67554162
Quite.
>>
>>67555002
Young people are generally unhappy about everything.

Ergo giving these people en masse the power to vote suddenly, they think they can change the world.

They are wrong, and somewhere in their mid-20s most people accept that and start voting in their own interests.
>>
NEED a qt British-Pakistani bf
>>
>>67555002
its always been that way lad. hardly a new concept
>>
>>67555027
Worst case scenario would be if it dropped below 0 suddenly. Then everything would be covered in a layer of black ice.
>>
http://metro.co.uk/2016/11/17/non-offending-paedophile-says-not-all-paedophiles-are-child-molesters-6263925/

Ahh yes I see

So they're trying to normalise paedophilia now
>>
>>67555018
i remember hearing a nde before of a lad who ended up in a muddy field with an endless line of people covered in mud going under eachothers legs for eternity
>>
>>67555062
>>67555062
>>67555062

new

>>67555062
>>67555062
>>67555062
>>
>>67555077
Caused by YOU poleaboo, you fucked up, now you have to live with the consequences.
>>
>>67555070
I know it's not a new concept, but it just baffles me
I'm 26, got a good paying job, relatively successful (except for women kill me) but I've never been tempted to vote labour or any other left wing organisation, their policies scare me. You work hard, get a good job, then get slapped with a huge tax bill. I think if those who were paid the same as me, saw how much tax I was paying they'd realise how retarded it is. I'm not saying I get paid a huge amount, but I get a decent pay for a 26 year old I think, it just seems unfair that I have to pay that much.
>>
>>67554844
ah yes
>>
>>67554971
>shrink

Fuck off yank
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