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early morning slags
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anime
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karen
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first
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>look who came out of his cave! I heard you voted for Trump this election anon! So do you hate mexicans?
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>>67551531
hm?
Presidents always go on TV shows and interviews during the campaign and then literally never so much as mention them again afterwards, doubt Trump is going to be a regular on Info Wars
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first
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Will great men like Napoleon, Alexander, and Caesar ever exist again?
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>>67551567
Yes. But Trump only hates illegal ones.
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>>67551577
This was on the same day the papers were obsessing over which world leaders he called first and he spent half an hour on info wars

World leaders don't normally go on shitty YouTube channels immediately after being elected, no
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>>67551479
because Trump will be President and he's personally endorsed Info Wars by going on his show after the election.

really on one hand I think the idea of "creating context" is good in theory

but in reality the internet in America as well as other Western countries will become like China's in several years, except locked down by companies rather than the state directly.

not to mention the entire idea is ripe for corruption, all it would take is money in the right place for your "news" to be deemed correct.


they are literally looking to take control of reality, because the veil has been broken due to the chaos of the net
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>>67551583
They'd get castrated for centuries of transgender oppression in this day and age tbqhwyf
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>Will great men like Napoleon, Alexander, and Caesar ever exist again?
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>>67551583
Great men are like busses

You wait 71 years for one to come along and get two at once
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Why do Britons keep repeating that "the NHS is the envy of the world" like a mantra? It literally isn't. It sounds like a stock propaganda slogan in the "diversity is our strength" vein since it never even varies in phrasing.

Every week I've been here (15 months now, I'm doing a PhD) I have heard this phrase at least once a week or two, mostly on the radio (and once in real life), essentially every time the NHS is discussed which is bizarrely often in British media.
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>>67551526
I liked the underground song
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Hate , HATE bacon lads
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>>67551622
What backwards third world shit hole have you come out of then lad?
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>>67551594
>implying trump cares about america after getting rich bleeding small-business owners dry and making lowest common denominator tv shows
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>>67551645
Norway.
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>>67551560
Good pic, cap ruins it though.
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>>67551622
>Labour says the tories will privatise the nhs
>Tony Blair brought in many market reforms to healthcare

>Tories say labour will let in all the immigrants
>Tories presided over highest immigration levels ever

It's all just propaganda, stop listening to the MSM it calcifies you good and proper
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Still not sure why the Welsh don't just invade and genocide north Brits

Let's be honest, would anyone actually care?
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>>67551642
same. fucking hate the smell and the taste is like burned ham. really do not understand the appeal
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>>67551658
>politics
>facts
2015 is calling you lad
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>>67551642
alri rasheed
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>>67551657
ill ruin you u pseudofinn
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In a university cafe

dubs decides what I do
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can someone help me decipher this?

having trouble coming up with what exactly she means by this
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>>67551678
"accidentally" pull out your headphones revealing full-volume k-pop and pretend not to notice
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>>67551560
lol too lewd dlte this
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ffs, how do I stop dry heaving lads?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFN5YZMoVbY&t=237s

>dad dies
>buy literal mansion
>build soundproofed ASMR dungeon in the basement

Wish I was a moderately wealthy American
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>>67551685
some penis joke I presume
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>>67551685
she'll climb up your bum
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alex jones is a lunatic
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>>67551695
smoke a fag, eat some unbuttered toast and have a couple of shots of vodka
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>>67551678
In the diamond cafe at Sheffield united right now mate
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>>67551583

>tfw Trump will create the greatest empire ever to exist
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>>67551622
>>67551645
>>67551658
>>67551656
The kids on /brit/ won't remember.

It WAS a propaganda slogan pushed in the 90s by Dobson, the Health Secretary under Blair. It passed into common parlance because the average person is thick as a brick and will generally accept what the media say as his own opinion if repeated enough.
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>>67551695
bit hungover lad? x
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>>67551710
he's the only sane man left
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Infowars is unironically less biased than the BBC and virtually all other mainstream news services
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1776 WILL RISE AGAIN
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>>67551704
a chimney is not really analogous to a penis thought is it

if anything id reckon a chimney has more in common with your shit pipe
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please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
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Any globalists ITT?
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>>67551675
Try me, cunt.
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Nephew just sent me this
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>>67551744
why what happened in 1776
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>>67551732
infowars isn't biased at all
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>>67551622
Honestly I don't know why we fetishise the NHS so much
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>>67551622
>population of 60 million
>free indiscriminate healthcare
>fixed prescription prices
>all specialists required to dedicate some time to the system

ok it can be inefficient in some aspects but the NHS is pretty fucking impressive
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>>67551685
is it that they'll go full stalker? it is not funny regardless of interpretation
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>>67551685
If you want to have penetrative sex with a woman, you should expect to reciprocate by allowing her to peg you with a dildo
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>>67551783
See >>67551727
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>>67551776
good numbers

bad post
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>>67551781
9/11 i think
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I was reading Nostradamus or 1984 but I ran out of valium and then I got bored
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>>67551744
>>67551776
>>67551781
hmmm
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you are LITERALLY seething right now because you KNOW that I'm right.

I've struck a nerve in that tiny little brain of yours with my elite truth bombs, and this fact disturbs you greatly.

Instead of facing the truth, YOU chose to make a desperate series of statements that completely ignore the differences between the two countries and their potential for future growth in a pathetic attempt to save face, except all it's achieved is making YOU look even more pathetic than before.It's over. YOU cannot recover from this.

Every time YOU see a post with an Australian flag, YOU will become deeply troubled as you remember the verbal beatdown YOU received in this thread. YOUR heart will begin to race and the blood will pump through YOUR body, and YOU'LL make another similarly flustered post, which will only further diminish YOUR standing on /int/

Reminder that I'm in YOUR head. Reminder I control you now, you little fucking bitch. Every reaction that YOU make is a calculated, planned reaction by ME. Whether you choose to foolishly reply, or ignore the posts like a little bitch again, YOUR status among the /int/ community will decline

There is no way out. YOU have NEVER met anyone as dedicated as I am, and I WILL dedicate all of my attention to wiping YOU off the face of this board.Keep on digging your own grave though, you literal piece of shit.
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>>67551794
Doesn't explain why we talk about it 24/7 and you're literally not allowed to criticise it
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alex jones is just another alt-right loon who's supported by absolute nutters buying water filters
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Just saw some pics of a lad from 6th form, used to be normal size

Absolutely no chest, tiny legs, weak shoulders but fucking gigantic arms

Bizarre
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>>>/fa/11965854
what an awful board
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>>67551786
the krauts and frogs both have larger populations and superior systems famalan
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>>67551819
wonder what he's doing with his right hand
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>>67551776

might fuck if drunk and he wore a skirt and bra
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eating some bacon lads

it tastes better knowing it's haram
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>>67551786
Isn't it the same in pretty much ever country in Europe Canada and Japan
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>>67551773
>that time he snuck into Bohemian Grove
>literally nothing of any importance is recorded
howling at the runtoid
There's a reason Nixon called it the faggiest thing ever
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>>67551685
chimney = santa = gift = kid ???
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To: No.67551817
Subject: RE: you are LITERALLY seeth...

hi, just writing back to let you know that i won't be reading your post

regards, anon
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>>67551622
the nhs is literally a religion in the uk
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I'm just a sweet transvestite
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>>67551834
yes but aren't they supported by various insurance schemes? whereas the NHS is funded entirely by the state
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>>67551851
no
there are a shit ton of european healthcare systems, the best being france which has a national health insurance system with automatic pay deduction, with private provision. this is the most common system in the west
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need need need more ravers in the uk
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>>67551603
No it wasn't it was recorded in december.
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my wife ran off to a women's shelter, she didn't understand me or why I had to belt her
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why don't you just not get sick lmoa runts
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-38021814

Is he going to make all world leaders meet him in his hideous gold apartment?
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>>67551886
More like a grotty bender ha ha.
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>>67551890
The most common healthcare system in the west is Bismarckian universal healthcare which Germany, Switzerland, japan etc. have and is superior

We have the Beveridge system, not even sure if any other countries use it besides Cuba
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>live in the UK
>have a tender case of mudbutt
>go to see a doctor
>have to wait three weeks
>the mudbutt evolves and consumes my soul
>die
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>>67551910
I'll stick my finger up your arse hard
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>>67551920
His family has been rich for a while, why does he still scream new money
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>>67551819
the "alt-right" is an expression of post-modernism.
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>live in the USA
>get shot
>go bankrupt and have to leave home because too poor to pay $100,000 for a small surgery
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if there isnt pizza in the fridge when I'm home i'm banging the missus' head off the wall
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Have never seen a restaurant with a hygiene rating of 1
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>>67551942
If you have anything mildly serious you can queue up for a few hours at the walk in
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>>67551966
loads of them near my uni haha
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>>67551889
The French have a single payer system like we do. The Germans has a compulsory insurance which is a tax in all but name.
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>>67551960
*steals your pizza*
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>>67551944
Because America is a Deano society
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fuck new zealand
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>>67551951
what is health insurance
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https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1479449769893.webm
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>>67551993
beyond the means of millions of americans
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>live in the USA
>pay a modest $80/mo for health insurance
>get a toe infection
>see any doctor i want
>get help immediately
>medication and appointment are cheap
>infection is gone within a few days
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>>67551966
Used to work in a restaurant that I wouldn't eat because it wasn't that clean and it got a 3

If somewhere has a 1 it must be fucked
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business idea: evidence based policy
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"Those who have never counted themselves as Jeremy Clarkson fans aren't exactly going to be won over here - but episode one is a confident opener that leaves the BBC's attempted Top Gear revival in the dust."

"The BBC may wonder how Matt LeBlanc and whoever joins him next year can possibly compete."
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>>67551622
Read the NHS Constitution lad.

>§ 1. Thou shalt have no other gods before me
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is canada the last bastion of liberal democracy in the west lads?
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absolute banger

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hs9-Sxf9j4
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>>67552003
those who can't afford heath insurance probably also qualify for free healthcare
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held the gf's head underwater again today
she got blood on my Eames chair
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>>67552023
is that pointing to may or jezza?
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>>67552004
Was the toe infection a consequence a diabetic vascular issues?
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>Sorry about my low IQ. I think since you are smart, you will need to dumb down your writing for me, if you want to keep in touch. Pronouns are good, but use nouns to help them along. This last message was easier on my small brain. I was able to process it.

>I'm not sure, but if Trump gets NH, NC, and Florida I think he's won it

>Do you have any links to explanations designed for children? Michigan is a beautiful state. I always imagine it is being similar to Central Asia.

>The culture here in ND is rather low-brow and backward. It's a tremendously white state. So, any contact I have with people might create a distortion in intent. But, other states and bigger cities are more liberal and more ethnic. For instance, there are between 2 and 4 million Arabs alone, depending on whose estimate you believe. And Latinos are turning out in record numbers for this election. Blacks seem to hate Trump, yet a lot of them seem to be staying home for some reason. Part of it has to do with long lines on election day, but there is nothing stopping them from voting early. I wonder if they don't put in enough voting machines in minority neighborhoods. I think some neighborhoods, if they don't vote early, they are basically saying 'screw it.'

>What is voting like in Canada? I think Clinton will win in a landslide with 370 electoral votes. She needs 270 to win.

some 40 year old yank sent me this just before the election, didn't read until now

wtf is wrong with Americans?
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>>67551945
what is post-modernism?
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>average yank pays $4500 per year for health insurance
jesus christ
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>>67551622
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>>67552045
no i had a hang nail and removed it myself and then went and mowed the yard. it was a fungal infection. i ended up losing my toenail :3
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>>67552052
wonder how much more you limey fucks pay in taxes each year
hmmm
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Really thinking
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>>67552052
>laaaaand of the freeeee
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>>67552048
Modern liberals are what you get when you destroy the middle class and are left with a middle income bracket with no class.
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>>67552052
Even if your leg were severed of, It would be cheaper to catch a flight and book two seats for you and your leg to get it treated in europe
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>>67552004
That process would take roughly half an hour here and cost 9 quid.

GPs aren't that busy usually, it's A&E that is rammed with people.
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>>67552084
the very wealthy finance the vast majority of it, like any first-world country
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>>67552101
I don't get it
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>be american
>get shot
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this time in 24 hours I'll be on a flight to Slovakia

really scared and worried lads might not go
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>>67552084
£50,000 a years gets taxed around a third total
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>>67552101
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>>67552128
are you /ontour/?
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>>67552127
is this that guy who could survive a car crash?
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>>67552084
Medicare here is financed by a 2% levy on taxable income, unless you're earning millions that is still less than $4500 :^)
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>>67552126
The implication is
>he's ded
>the video is fake
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>>67552050
reality is fluid and largely subjective, can be influenced and manufactured through the appropriate use of power (physical or metaphysical) cynicism and irony are common approaches to issues

its both an extention and rejection of modernism

new sincerity/metamodernism is the current counterpart trying to reclaim modernism and do away with post-modernism, best I can describe it is "reddit"
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anyone ever stuck something inside their penis hole?
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alri

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryhdDblDZnM
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I think Michael Gove was on to something when he said the people are sick of experts
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oi jordan you still ain't replied to me on facebook haha
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-38018209

To the lad who said the other day he wanted to dip his bollocks in Yellowstone, read on and wonder
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>>67552101
ah yes... this video compression artifact is sure sign of a conspiracy

>>67552146
haha alri thailad
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>The NHS is free meme

ahh yes
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>>67552174
alri haha
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>>67552139
yeah you? x
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>>67552164
roaring
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>>67552127
>be british soldier
>have my head cut off in the street in broad daylight in my capital city by a diverse gentleman
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>>67552180
Top bracket earners pay literally half their salary, stop moaning runt.
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>>67552180
Autism, everybody knows it's free at the point of use not free to run
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>>67552208
>1 (one) terrorist attack in 10 years
>1,000+ people shot dead every day on the streets of America

Stop now before you embarrass yourself
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>>67552174
That collar moving is not an artifact
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>>67551622
australia's medicare is 10x better than britain's nhs

we have less paki doctors too (more chinks though)
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>>67552208
>Be American
>Have plane flown into my office tower and jump to my death
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>>67552061
spooky
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>>67552225
>1 (one) terrorist attack in 10 years
What about that train and bus thing, that was only 2005
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>>67552225
gang crime can't be compared to terrorism
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Typing up an essay lads
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>free healthcare isn't free
ah yes...
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The main issue I have with socialized medicine (and I believe this is also the issue for many Americans) is not he tax burden or the fact that it creates another government bureaucracy the problem is that there is a very real slippery slope at play when you socialize medicine as it can be used as a pretext to prohibit unhealthy or risky behaviour under the guise of "it affects us all because we are all paying for it now"

Things like tobacco use or motorcycle riding or unhealthy foods could easily be prohibited under such a line of thinking
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morning runts
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Freedom isn't free
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>>67552232
but paki doctors/surgeons are the best. they always are in top professions because of their work ethic
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>>67552232
>two-tiered healthcare
ah yes very good
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Locked outside the office because my boss is late

It's pissing it down

SEETHING I am
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>>67552250
me too
was due a week ago wahey
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>>67552262
hasn't really happened though
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>>67552267
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>>67552263
morning hans~
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>>67552247
gang crime is worse than terrorism in many ways
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yanks are ridiculously paranoid
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>>67552262
ummm sweety... cigarettes are already taxed in the usa...
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>>67552267
i would argue that chinks work harder than pakis

after all, they've managed to keep communism alive in china for the last 70 years
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>go to GP about coughing up blood
>come back in 4 weeks if it's still happening

Ah yes very impressive
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>>67552262
they wouldn't be prohibited. the people who engage in such activities could be prohibited from accessing certain branches associated with well known complications of their chosen vice much like not granting alcoholics who blew their liver out a new liver
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>>67551658
>Tories say labour will let in all the immigrants
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>>67552291
bit cold out
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>>67552253
Well someone has to pay for it
Doctors and nurses won't work sans compensation and drug companies cannot continue to produce drugs and fund research without money coming from somewhere
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>tfw remembering watching Carols from King's and The Snowman in front of the fire on Christmas Eve with the family
>tfw facing a third straight Christmas alone
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>>67552306
david cameron oversaw the highest rate of immigration of both non-eu and eu migrants to the uk in britains history, and his government did precisely fuck all to stop it
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>>67552289
it's true though

foreigners in highly skilled jobs inherently work harder than natives
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>>67552317
o v o
want me to warm you up?
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>>67552243
which is over 10 years you numpty
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>>67552318
me
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>>67552337
ye x
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>>67552298
I pay $6.62 for a pack of American Spirits which are a premium brand

How much do they cost in the UK?
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>>67552318
grim
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>>67552319
don't think you understand lad
it's free
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>>67552342
Lee Rigby was 2013
Bus thing was 2005

Want me to do the maths for you champ?
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>>67552262
Cigarettes are taxed at 700% here, smokers more than pay their share of healthcare usage.
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>>67552286
What are you doing an essay on?
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>>67552306
New labour sent out search parties and the tory toffs STILL managed to get immigration even higher than Blair could manage
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>>67552352
It's hard enough to find a pack of American Spirits, they'd probably cost a tenner.
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>>67552351
Then whip out your massive German dong!
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>>67552225
Getting chopped up with a cleaver for ten minutes then getting your head cut off in the middle of the street with by-standers only filming it and talking with the attackers is not a terrorist attack, it's a national humiliation.
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>>67552364
the rise of the populist right in Europe
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>>67552318
FAMILY
FAMILY
FAMILY
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>>67552352
bout $12
which is good, smoking should be discouraged and if it can't be reduced might as well use it as a source of revenue for schools/hospitals/police and sheeit
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>>67552359
What part of "one terrorist attack in 10 years" don't you understand you thick twat
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>>67552377
Animation in WWII here
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Hankering for a poo lads but I'm waiting for my slow internet to load something
>>
>>67552352
>premium brand
lol fuck off the vast majority of tobacco products are shitty
>>
>>67552358
americans can't get their heads round it lad
>>
There should be less dependence on medical healthcare, if you're too weak to handle a cold or sore back, you deserve to die
>>
>>67552376
he was a soldier, who gives a fuck really
>>
>>67552359
sh-shut up
>>
>>67552383
Alri
2013 - 2008 = 8 years
That's two terrorist attacks within 10 years

Run along, the maths tutor will be here next week
>>
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>>67552334
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I wish i could suck my own willy but im just not flexible enough
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literally got my first gf and every time we have sex she just lies there and doesn't move or make any sounds other than slightly heavy breathing

i've got a 7 inch willy, what gives?
>>
>>67552362
Dear lord

The funny thing about that is smokers like the obese actually cost less healthcare wise because they die sooner

It costs significantly more money to keep someone alive in old age when they'll have to see a doctor once a month and take a dozen pills a day to keep them alive
>>
>>67552402
think most old people just go to the doctors for something to do desu

every GP waiting room is full of them
>>
>>67552402
another awful post from the earth's anis, australia
>>
>>67552372
*unzips dick*
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>>67552004
>>
>>67552415
you should get a sissy brit boi 2 do it
>>
>>67552412
ah fuck, 2013 - 2005
>>
>>67552417
>he fell for the "sex is all about willy length" meme

dear me
>>
>>67552417
was she a virgin?
>>
>>67552438
run along
the maths tutor will be here next week
>>
>>67552442
no
>>
how many of the Aussie flags in this thread are actually pommie refugees
>>
>>67552417
girth is more important than length
she's just a lazy starfish, next time make her sit on it.
>>
>>67552084
Much less than you septic cunts
lmao
>>
>>67552430
h-hans I...
>>
>>67552437
Umm is that an offer cos id like to take you up on it x
>>
>>67552393
American Spirits are 100% whole leaf additive free organic tobacco and they have charcoal filters

Most cigarettes are just made from the entire plant which gets turned into a paste that's then laced with additives and dried then shredded to fill the cigarette tubes
>>
>>67552468
wrong.
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how much you earning lads?
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so uhh...
*moonwalks towards you*
>>
Why are /brit/ threads predominantly only Aussies and Poms lads?
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EXPLOSIONS AND GUNFIRE!!!!!!!!!!

THANK YOU BASED GRAND TOUR

GOD BLESS AMERICA
>>
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>>67552465
I'm a New South Welshman
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>>67552465
*holds up spork*
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>>67552479
£10k/day

CEO, before you ask
>>
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>>67552474
Idk it depends how rough you are with me
>>
>>67552436
>Source: NerdWallet

Ahh yes very reputable indeed
>>
>>67552465
im from the land of the queen
>>
>>67552485
australians are kind of a big presence here but not big enough to have our own general
>>
don't get the stigma on tinder 2bh

it's just an app that lets you meet people
>>
the night manager is a great tv series
makes me want to be an arms dealer
>>
>>67552465
Hello yes this is convict
>>
one day I will rise up and rally my countrymen and we will shake off the yoke of American cultural domination
>>
who here can roll their tongue?
>>
>>67552418
I'm surprised the government are cracking down on tobacco advertising and sales 2bh, they generate a fortune.

Not like there is public outcry to reduce it either, a lot of this generation smoke.
>>
>>67552438
ahahahaha

look at this lad

bet you feel like a RIGHT TWAT now hahahaha

hohohohahahah what a daft lad

from this day forth i christen you "daft lad" hahahahahahaa

waheyyy alright there daft lad hahahahaha
>>
>>67552464
she's maybe just bad at sex
was dating a girl that was a virgin and that's exactly what she was like
just ask her how she likes to be fucked
>>
>>67552417
Had a gf who threshed about and screamed whenever we had sex. V. embarrassing due to neighbours.
>>
>>67552522
doxxable info lad
>>
>>67552465
Would decimate any pom bastard if I ever saw one on the street

Australia for Australians
>>
>>67552510
The only people who stigmatize it are incels and pearl clutchers
>>
>>67552522
Me

I can't touch my nose and tongue together though
>>
>>67552519
PLEASE, I feel like I'm the only one who cares about Americanisation...
>>
>>67552519
but american culture is the best
>>
>>67552208
>be fat Americunt
>have my head cut off at work in broad daylight in my hick city by a diverse gentleman

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2014/09/27/woman-beheaded-at-oklahoma-food-distribution-center-police-say.html
>>
ah yes, pearl clutchers
*surreptitiously opens google*
>>
what are your thoughts on le gentrification germanon
>>
>>67552548
don't you germans have your own general? fuck off
>>
>>67552545
don't really care
>>
>>67552522
me
>>
>>67552522
I can turn mine so it's on its side 2bh
>>
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>>67552547
>when someone says "guys"
>>
>>67552527
My best m8 went to England for some conference on Brexit as part of his public policy programme of study and he was amazed by how many people there smoked

Smoking carries a stigma in the US that it doesn't carry anywhere else
>>
>>67552548
Yes, fuck off.
>>
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>>67552534
my bed is extremely loud and the entire house can hear me when I fuck
luckily I very rarely have sex wahey
>>
>>67552563
the more of it the better

how can anyone have a problem with our neighborhoods becoming better places to live?
>>
>>67552571
alrighty then
>>
>>67552540
>Australia for Australians
it was nice of the government to give aborigines computer access
>>
Patsey!!!
>>
>>67552352
>smoking
runtus maximus
>>
is it bad to have a foot fetish?
>>
>canned laughter

yaaaaaaay....
>>
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what went wrong in 2013?
>>
>>67552595
P=/=NP lads
>>
>>67552581
Yes, you yanks are really conscious about your health
>>
>>67552605
Yes. Sadly.
>>
>>67552607
I went wrong
>>
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Cute Chindian girl tho
>>
>>67552607
cuck.
>>
Chinese students smoke like absolute chimneys
>>
>2016
>Doesn't smoke

Are you bullied, mentally handicapped or both?

>b-but it kills you

And? Was life a contest about who lives the longest?

>it's addicting!!!

It's not, as long as you're not under-aged and you can smoke in moderation

>it's....IT'S EXPENSIVE!!!

Who forces you to buy a pack every day, fucking peat-gavel
>>
>>67552581
you're a bit funny about drinking over there too aren't you?
>>
>>67552630
in what context?
>>
>>67552634
wouldn't a cuck want more immigration?
>>
>>67552334
>>67552365
Labour had already made themselves irrelevant by the time shitholes like Romania and Bulgaria joined the EU and started flocking here because of free movement
>>
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>>67552605
It's the most popular male fetish I understand

I read that...somewhere
>>
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>>2016
>>Doesn't smoke
>
>Are you bullied, mentally handicapped or both?
>
>>b-but it kills you
>
>And? Was life a contest about who lives the longest?
>
>>it's addicting!!!
>
>It's not, as long as you're not under-aged and you can smoke in moderation
>
>>it's....IT'S EXPENSIVE!!!
>
>Who forces you to buy a pack every day, fucking peat-gavel
>>
>>67552639
I hate the smell
>>
>>67552586
hmm... but poor people become wards of the state if their rent becomes too expensive
>>
>>67552581
Part of our binge culture I guess. Brits don't give a second thought to how much damage booze, fags and whatever else does to us.
>>
>>67552639
i have a cigarette once every week or so desu

i'd like to try cigars but that shit costs money and in my opinion is decadent
>>
>>67552637
All Asians do

Fun fact: Japan has one of the highest smoking rates in the world yet also the world's lowest cancer rate and the world's longest lifespan
>>
boring fucking nonce and his boring graphs
>>
>>67552581
guses you guys are too healthy hahahahahahahahahaha
>>
graphnonce loves his fucking graphs
>>
>There are STILL climate change deniers in 2016
staggering lads
>>
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THAILAAAD
>>
>>67552586
>places to live

nobody is living there though

london is just being bought out by foreign investors
>>
>beat sounds vaguely similar to another song
>can't remember the song
driving me fucking mental
>>
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>>67552694
>>
>>67552701
stop posting this whore
>>
>>67552700
vocaroo it
>>
me

http://is.4chan.org/gif/1479457012761.webm
>>
>>67552476
>>67552505
>i'm just going to pretend it's wrong because muh feelings
Absolute state of you Americucks
>>
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>>67552712
no
>>
>>67552701
pls livestream /brit/ again
>>
>>67552644
Yeah public drinking is only allowed in a few cities and some towns like my own will allow public drinking on certain days (4th of July and New Year's Eve) but you can get around it by "brown bagging"

You can thank Mothers Against Drunk Driving for our higher drinking age and stricter public consumption laws
>>
>>67552736
ah yes
the land of the "free"
>>
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>this is very bad
>stay outraged
>pussy grabs back

leftists are funny desu
>>
>>67552733
but I'm at work
>>
>>67552733
nah he's too busy gagging on ladyboy schlong
>>
>>67552519
American """culture""" is met with a resounding F O Y nationwide so I dunno what you are talking about m8

It's almost like you are some dirty JF who is visiting this country and don't know how things work here...
>>
>>67552649
All of them. It makes you a freak, a pervert in the eyes of others. It's a vulnerability that might bring shame on you if it gets known, even though I don't think it's entirely uncommon.
The taboo is also part of the appeal, though.
>>
>>67552754
fine, cunt
>>
>>67552667
The problem with cigars is they literally take hours to smoke
>>
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>>67552719
>>
>>67552717
I said similar, I can't even remember it exactly
Just going to keep playing the same 3 seconds of the song until I get it
>>
>>67552736
>"brown bagging"

grim
>>
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>>67552528
state of this greasy JFs coming in here trying to shit up our thread
>>
post another boring graph graphnonce
>>
>>67552664
We have that same binge culture here but it's frowned upon by the powers that be rather than just accepted as a part of American life
>>
>>67552736
you lot did it to yourselves. your increased drink driving casualties when the age was lowered was because you spastics weren't ever taught how to handle your piss in school like any nation that has 18 year old limits. we have tonnes of shit here starting young about it while you lot aren't given anywhere near as much seeing as you're supposed to be college graduate age before you're legally allowed to buy a beer.
>>
>>67552773
You don't have to buy the giant ones.
>>
>>67552773
>problem

you're not supposed to smoke them all at once
>>
>>67552785
'tis a bad feeling lad

over at /mu/ they call it an 'earworm'
>>
said it before and I'll say it again, the internet was a SEISMIC misstep in human development
>>
>>67552807
Thainonce likes his cigars like he lies his penis skinny and quick to finish
>>
>>67552605
>>67552657
wee is objectively the best fetish
>>
>>67552749
It's a hold over from our Puritan settlers

Amazing how stuff like that can endure through centuries even though the Puritans have long since gone the way of the dodo bird
>>
>>67552698
that's not really true

there is a tiny (0.00001% of all properties) amount of apartments kept completely empty

the rest are rented out
>>
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hi thailad
>>
>>67552851
not true
should be censored more heavily though
>>
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>said it before and I'll say it again, the internet was a SEISMIC misstep in human development
>>
>>67552871
haha alri kot yank.
>>
>>67552879
Easiest way to censor it is to kill yourself lad
>>
>>67552862
oi cunt have you studied town planning?
>>
korean shit
>>67552896
>>67552896
>>67552896
>>
>>67552879
censored for what?
>>
>>67552806
Actually our drinking age is state regulated and was almost universally 18 or 19 but Reagan passed a law revoking federal highway funds to states that didn't increase it to 21 so ofc all states complied because muh roads
>>
>>67552801
>We have that same binge culture

Doubt it's as severe. Every Friday/Saturday pretty much half the population drink with the sole intention to get as pissed as quickly and heavily as possible.

Idiotic mindset that only Eastern Europeans seem to share with us.
>>
a yes the lady is offended

http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1479420048627.webm
>>
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>'tis a bad feeling lad
>>
>>67552930
>Every Friday/Saturday pretty much half the population drink with the sole intention to get as pissed as quickly and heavily as possible.

That's exactly how it is here

Main difference being that we usually hang it up once we settle down and start a family
>>
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