/brit/

GAS
THE
TAIGS
lads

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PRAISE

>clicked 10 pictures of rivers to post this

>>67549592
Peace fom

Let bygones be bygones.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaYhcgwsfgg

the first 30 seconds is a terrifying microcosm of american culture that comes off as an onion produced video but is actually true

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaRnd2TGf-U

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>>67549491
>Already in Politics
>19
>born in 1997
I WANT TO GET OFF

feel like the club scene is dead desu

electronic music is passe

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>tfw suicidal tendencies coming back

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Is this the Canada thread?

>>67549635
fuck Muslims

lads brooklyn 99 is literally really good

Lads it's nearly 1 am and I just opened a bottle of coke lol haha guess I have to drink it now

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>born in 1988 and have accomplished exactly nothing with my life

>>67549674
haha you madman you!!

>>67549641
Sounds like a runt

>>67549689
fuck off abo

>>67549635
>Vox

may as well be The Onion desu

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tfw to stupid to understand /brit/

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>ywn live in sweden surrounded by perfect looking blonde girls all the time

why even live?

>his anthem is STILL just one big circlejerk over the monarchy
howling
get with the times

>The national anthem isn't Jerusalem

why??? just why???

>nobody knows what his national anthem is

howling
how memorable

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lads in the olden times when the only weapons around were swords and arrows, how did any killing get done when armour made you literally invincible

>>67549735
All Canada has is the Monarchy
honestly if that went I think we'd implode.

>>67549735
>his anthem is literally just one big pro immigration circlejerk

>>67549757
*bashes you over the head with a hammer*

>>67549757
chinks in the armour

>>67549757
Ask Lindybeige

>>67549757
Just bashed each other until you found a hole

>>67549774
Is that why the eyes are so slanty looking?

>>67549774
Reporting you to the police, that sort of racism isn't welcome here sweetie

>>67549757
Only knights wore that shit. Most soldiers were plebs in rags getting hacked to pieces

>>67549792
pffft

>>67549757
they shot the arrows through the eye slits of the helmets

had to be a decent shot otherwise the knight would run up to you and chop your bow in half

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>>67549802
>implying
cloth armour was pretty solid

>>67549808
woah, it's like you were actually there.

>>67549729
bruh

>>67549757
1. Knock metal man off his horse
2. Surround metal man
3. Commence bashing the armour off metal man's stupid knightly face
4. Cut metal man's throat
Also by almost sheer coincidence that style of all-body armour only became commonplace at around the same time as cannon began being used

>>67549757
blunt weapons to bash you up since the armour didn't stop it really

also powerful bows and stabbing in weap spots


Knights with high quality armour were pretty hardcore though and rarely died, mostly they fought other knights since the plebs could barely scratch them usually.

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Imagine being the sort of cuck who supports the monarchy

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>>67549802
>Most soldiers were plebs in rags getting hacked to pieces

False

Lords did not use peasant levies to fight because if all your peasants die then whoops! you have no more food

They had armies composed of professional soldiers and the smaller manors would retain the services of mercenaries as they could not afford to maintain a standing army

Infantry during that time was usually armed with a spear and a shield and would wear a helmet and chain mail and leather armour

>>67549729
disgustingly beautiful, made worse by the two blobs on each side

>>67549757
having a think

>>67549848
Mount & Blade > historical facts

Not budging on this one

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>>67549818
go get laid sven

>>67549853
nah she has a retarded face like all germanics

Imagine unironically thinking Cromwell was right

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>not leveling your grappling skill

>>67549887
>go get laid sven
last was like 1 month ago :-(

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>>67549891
>Cromwell was wrong

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Leave the Royalists to me...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Zd8XWctW6Q

>>67549848

alri David Starkey lol

>>67549757
dats wrong tho

>>67549810
umm that's not armour so much as it is cold weather gear sweetie x

sent a cheeky message to the (as yet unaware) gf suggesting we should do something this weekend

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>>67549913
jealous desu

hope she was proper buff

>>67549933
its actually dense as fuck with several layers of cloth and leather all knitted every tight

>>67549972
sounds warm

>>67549956
she wasnt even swedish, lad

had an ass of a pornstar, though

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wish i was a warrior in the medieval times desu

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>>67549933
>gambeson
>jacket

reckon i would move to south the bronx if i was to move to nyc

reminder in the future human skin will be laced with spider-silk making humans hyper-durable and practically bulletproof without any armour
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftEAdOKy6CY

fuck this thread

>>67549953
good luck lad

what did you say?

>>67550023
"alright, what are you up to this weekend? we should do something"

calm, confident, clear
2/10

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>>67549988
where was she from?

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>>67550023
Sent her this

>>67550037
not great 2bh, I always prefer to start with a bit of chitchat

>>67550054
good banter, if she understands it you could be in

>>67550037
>we should do something"

alri rapist haha

>>67550063
its 7am lad

>>67550068
i have bedded around 20-25 women, most of them consensually
i will NOT be listening to your criticisms

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good lord i am really quite ugly lads

by the time i save up enough money for cosmetic facial reconstruction i'll be too old to take advantage of it anyway

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>>67550079
>i have bedded around 20-25 women
>most of them consensually

>>67550089
post pics of yourself

>>67549889
hey I don't have a retard face, take that back pikey

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>army getting rekt
>charges straight to Henry VII
>kills several of his elite knight guards singlehandedly
>gets within a foot of the traitorous runt before being battered to death by a mob

Is Richie III the maddest of all madmen?

>>67550102
why did you format this like poleaboo
fuck off poleaboo

ah yes...just reviewed the messages I sent the gf last night....it appears that I am lower life form of some kind, perhaps a plankton....

very good

>>67550104
shan't be doing that

got a banging pic of myself from when i shaved all my hair off and revealed my abnormally large head

won't be sharing them though

>>67550162
wow such a tease

>>67550162
I have an abnormally large head as well haha

>>67550154
Jolly good. What did you send her exactly?

>>67550156
i bet you're not as ugly as you think you are

>>67550162
better not go bald

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>>67550187
he sent me this pic via msn messenger

>slightly overweight
>lose weight
>handsome face pops out
haha! so easy lads!

making a cappucino

>>67550183
a whole load of small dumb and cringey messages and like a billion smileys

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>tfw too intelligent to be socialist

wish I was smooth with girls lads
I'm decent at sex I feel bad that they're all missing out

>>67550211
literally me in a couple of weeks, just gotta avoid food until then

>>67549643
Stop listening to godawefull commercial EDM.

>>67550238
literally howled irl at this image

gonna go blading today lads
first time in a while

>>67550187
i defo am lad trust me

you know how some people are just so good looking it boggles the mind?

well people exist opposite of that as well and i am one of the unfortunate few
maybe in another life i can be good looking

>>67550239
we're like opposites

I'm pretty good at talking to girls but when I get them to bed I'm a catastrophe

pretty sure most of them think I'm a virgin when we have sex

the roller blading bender is back LMAO

>>67550240
post face

>>67550267
>you know how some people are just so good looking it boggles the mind?
hiya haha

in similar events: is it true that two uggos make pretty kids? and two pretty people make uggo kids?

>>67550266
haha roller blading more like bender blading because it's for poofs like you haha

got called an arse-licking spastic by my mum

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>tfw no princess Margaret gf

>>67550275
what do you do wrong?

>>67550292
I think genetics is a little bit more complicated than that.

>>67550303
Chuckled

>>67550223
You fucked up. Now what?

>>67550303
love some mum-son banter haha

>>67550302
I actually laughed, goddamn it.

>>67550313
I'm just really awkward and I find it really hard to use condoms (that is, very hard to cum)

the right is equally as moronic as the left

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>>67550267
t. u

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>>67550338

>>67550292
>and two pretty people make uggo kids?

my parents are both very good looking so yes

>>67550223
perhaps she should become the proto gf for a bit

>>67550335
I have difficulty cumming tbqh, better than cumming too quickly at least
my willy is a decent size and I stay rock hard the entire time

>>67550345
combining the most moronic bits of both

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>tfw inferior sibling

i ski and blade, only fags go sideways

>>67550342
i voted for trump and i'm even uglier than that guy

do asian people with extremely squinty eyes actually have impaired peripheral vision?

>>67550359
t. ideological zealot

>>67550239
Read The Game by Neil Strauss and pick up some of his routines. It's an rather old book but sort of holds up on todays society.

And read Tao of Badassness. Get an interessting hobby and lift. I did all 4 of this and started having 3 fuckbuddies at the same time, lel.

>inb4 nobody believes me

>>67550319
well I've got two options
1) pretend it didn't happen and just continue as normal. the gf was drunk so it might work but still unlikely she'll probably go over the messages sober.

2) make a self-deprecating joke about it to diffuse it

leaning towards 1 2bh

>>67550385
MY LIFE FOR AIUR

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>Read The Game by Neil Strauss and pick up some of his routines. It's an rather old book but sort of holds up on todays society.
>And read Tao of Badassness. Get an interessting hobby and lift. I did all 4 of this and started having 3 fuckbuddies at the same time, lel.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTQTm8JKOwE
doing a watch 2bh lads

>>67550392

"game" experts are the biggest knobheads on the planet. why support that shit

>>67550400
kek

>>67550315
>sent from my iphone whilst being shagged by a ladyboy

>>67550350
can i see you're mum

>>67550358
>I stay rock hard the entire time
this doesn't happen to me.

I actually have a pretty thick cock but I'll get knackered fairly quickly and then lose spirit, after which my willy will follow

>>67550392
Your English is atrocious for a Dutchman

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>Read The Game by Neil Strauss

>>67550419
>iphone
gross

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>>67550392
>I did all 4 of this and started having 3 fuckbuddies at the same time, lel.

https://youtu.be/qVhwqMmgHr0

get educated boardcucks

>>67550392
won't be doing any of this

>>67550392
>the game

ahahahha absolutely howling

>>67550363
always wondered how this feels as I'm high achiever in the family

tell me what it's like lad

>>67550424
youres is excellent for a american

>>67550454
good lad

>>67550451
radical

>>67550392
relax mate

>>67550393
Well, hard to give you advise without clear info but in the event that she will look over the messages and ask you about it don't tell her it was a joke or anything.

Say you had a moment of weakness and needed to get it off your chest. She's your gf so she'll understand. And girls like talking about feels (but not too much though)

>>67550424
that wasn't me fyi, the quality banterlad that has been in this thread and the previous 3

as you all know my english is very great and I deliver top sentences of insight

>>67550436
still think two uggos more than often will have a good looking baby

if you have two bad facial features, it will normalise or find some symmetry. it's how weirdly handsome people come about, like... cillian murphy and susan boyle

don't really think i'll be reading any dutch posts that aren't "cara"

Howling thinking about the American lefties trying to flee America to Canada because of trump and realize they have to go through years of stress and thousands of dollars applying for visas and jumping though hoops while 3rd worlders can simply walk in to the country

dutch people are massive spackers

>>67550416
Take it more as a guideline then actually follow it. I got some great tips of it.

>>67550424
I just woke up, nigger.

>>67550454
Good luck having sex, m8

>>67550444
>the sensitive one
>the badboy
>the Leader
>the pretty one
>the paedo

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>>67550486
>and susan boyle

it's jay from earlier lads
she came online so i closed fb and am scared to open it again

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Greasing up the ol pompadour

>>67550527
battyman

even you know it was a shite message

>>67550444
Me in the middle tbfwy

whats your shoulder width lads? 20 inches here

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psychic spies from China trying to steal my minds elation again

>>67550539
it wasn't that bad a message just le ritalin has kicked in for the day so i'm super anxious

>>67550536
this better not be as erious post

morning boyos

https://is.4chan.org/gif/1479447774867.webm

>>67550392
>i am a sociopath that builds my identity around having sex with easy women

W E W

might make that pill that made bradley cooper really smart in that one film, but for real and sell it to people

seems a good idea 2bh

anyone who has a poor grasp of the english language immediately goes into the "nonwhite poster" category

>>67550566
Nah I just went out and bought 2 tins of pomade and half emptied them just for that post you fucking mong

>>67550516
I've had sex lad
not going to completely change my life for a little extra gash

>>67550553
just at 22 for me

>>67550553
how much is that translated in autism? got quite a bad hunch desu, and every once in a while I have a clear moment and atch my profile in a glass and pity the state of me

but luckily I then read in my pickup book and pick 2 qt 8/10's off the street to have a threesome with

>seen
>no reply
just castrate me now lads i'm not using it

>>67550308
argh she's a joy alright

>>67550604
well done

at least you can wank to the memory of shagging 20-25 women eh?

>>67550604
wanna go for a blade and forget all about it bro?

>>67550601
50.8cm

The average is 17 inches or 43.1cm.

>>67550600
zyzz brah

having a scotch and a joint on the verandah getting ready for a big night in britposting

>work won't pay for business class flights

Fucking baka

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squad goals

>>67550486
read a book nigger.

It's not just literally half one person and half the other. There's countless recessive genes, variations, dominant and recessive alleles as well as heredity to consider.

has britain ever had a non-white pm?

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>>67550583
>buys one pill
>uses my super smarts to make an even better brain pill
>take that pill
make an even betterer brainsmarts pill
>repeat until I'm maxed out.

>>67550601
don't know, but my frame is pretty runty and small

could still mash any of you runts

>>67550571
>i am a """"intelligent""", shy and nice guy who puts women on a pedastel and wondering why he gets friendzoned and complains on the internet.

I can do that too, you know. Also, I have a gf now :^)

>>67550590
I'm not saying you should change your life. If you want to attract someone who you like then you got to know how to talk to her. Make her interested in you.

Don't let fate decide.

>>67550626
having a cig and a coffee on the patio getting ready for a big day essay writing

Who measures their shoulder width? Not sure in mine, but its significantly more than my waist so I'm happy.

>>67550625
I have naturally really wide shoulders and played rugby for years.

>>67550650
>implying i get friendzoned

basic bitches want my dick, and I don't gift them it

>>67550653
having a tinny and a dog end on the bus getting ready for a big day fare-dodging

Just made meself a piping hot cup of Lipton black tea and a toasted sandwich lads

>can finally drink again tonight

I'm a little worried about how rough a single week without alcohol was. But what can you do

>>67550678
fare dodgings good
>>67550653
whats in on man

>>67550639
this mystery of 6'2 trump and 5'8 farage must be solved, my autism can't handle it

just reading the game with the 'dora on lads

>>67550662
wish my body was less square and more triangular
got wide shoulders but a thicc fridge torso

going work lads

>>67550673
>he thinks having basic bitches on you gives you braghing rights

They're basic for a reason. Meanwhile you choke when talking to your real life waifu.

plan currently: let fate decide

>>67550713
anyone who falls for anything in the game is 100% spastic white trash

>>67550713
No I don't I'm in a 2 year relationship with a 8/10 intelligent redpilled chill qt gf

she doesn't buy into the feminist bullshit, has pretty traditional values, is super stable, adores me

having a mild acne flare up at 23 lads

probably because >50% of my calories are from sugar

>>67550692
some bullsheeit

I think I speak for most of us in saying that we don't talk to hot women because they have zero personality and are dead inside

bet they wouldn't even laugh or be intellectually challenged by some of the excellent memes that are produced in here

>>67550712
have a diarrhoea bug so ill be doing nowt today bar shit my intestines out x have fun at the cotton field tho honey xxx

>>67550781
hot chicks are conditioned to be boring because everyone goes out of their way to be nice to them and entertain them. some are intelligent and don't buy into the petty social shit though.

>>67550761
That's disgusting, I weep for your bodily health.

I don't eat any refined sugar except for the odd dessert, like twice a month. Sort your fucking act out lad.

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cranium? more like brainium

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>>67550747
>he thinks females work in the same way the men do.

Terrible implication, lad.

>>67550759
I'm happy for you! Here's to many more years

>>67550781
>I think I speak for most of us in saying that we don't talk to hot women because they have zero personality and are dead inside

This is where you're wrong. Yes, it's a stereotype where they're not that intelligent. But I've met plenty of beautiful girls that were smart and funny.

You're just using this as an excuse to not approach them. Most of them are actually very lonely.

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>>67550695

>>67550810
I'm mean to pretty girls in a cheeky way

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>>67550825
>Most of them are actually very lonely

>>67550838
no you neg them to let them know you're interested in them you retard

>>67550825
>>he thinks females work in the same way the men do.

what the fuck are you talking about? those books are literally designed to work on damaged girls with daddy issues out the arse. you don't want any of those sperglord techniques to work on a girl you actually want to date. so put your big furry fedora away mr peacock

>>67550825
>You're just using this as an excuse to not approach them. Most of them are actually very lonely.

sounds like I could potentially have a lot in common with them. but it's 2016, they can approach me too.

>>67550841
See: >>67550810

>>67550863
I've got a mate that pulls fit birds all the time but they're universally unhinged.

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>>67550868
That doesn't have anything to do with my post

met this cute girl at work yesterday
I'd heard about her before because some other guy in my section is in love with her.

started chatting a bit before I knew who she was and we hit it off pretty well, she was following me around all day and sought me out at lunch (which made my coworker pretty pissed)

idk if I should go for it though, shes sexy but she also has tattoos and worse than that a kid.

she seemed on the level but I know enough that it can change very quick once they have you in their web.

honestly couldnt fathom sitting at a desk all day staring at a glowing screen no matter how well it paid

working in an office is the ultimate form of runtery
your eyesight quickly deteriorates your body takes on a sickly pale hue from the lack of sunlight and you become weaker with every day spent at the desk

humans were not meant to sit all day they were meant to be constantly moving and working hard

have infinitely more respect for men who do "action" jobs such as soldier, ironworker, firefighter, lumberjack, etc than some weak milquetoast sitting in an office getting henpecked by women and queers all day

>>67550889
heheh yea
*spends hours doing this for free*

>>67550889
>honestly couldnt fathom sitting at a desk all day staring at a glowing screen no matter how well it paid
all me

>>67550880
this didnt happen yesterday you idiot

also how much of a cuck is that guy to fall in love with a white trash single mom?

Lastly how could you even think she's worth a shag?

>tfw not particularly into the girl I'm seeing, might have to can her but she'll get upset

Baka

>>67550889
i work one of the hardest construction and in my free time i recline with my glowing screen

Just returned from a so called all nighter at the library

Loads of northern cleaners came around 3am and left at 4am, weird

>>67550880
>tattoos
>kid
>works at the same place as you

Run a mile m8

>>67550880
>yesterday

find that hard to believe seeing as you were posting about this the other day

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>have infinitely more respect for men who do "action" jobs such as soldier, ironworker, firefighter, lumberjack, etc than some weak milquetoast sitting in an office getting henpecked by women and queers all day

>>67550928
good lad
late night libe crew are the future of britain

>>67550889
>have infinitely more respect for men who do "action" jobs such as soldier, ironworker, firefighter, lumberjack, etc

Dumbus runtus

>18th of November

where did the month go lads?

>>67550911
was going to do this to the current gf but I think I'm into her as well now

I guess it's actually working out quite well

>>67550953
for most of us the answer is nowhere

>>67550908
happened Wednesday
I haven't been to sleep yet so its "yesterday"

idk, I just herd him talking about some new girl all the time and didn't realise it was the same girl until latter when he started getting all tense.

>Lastly how could you even think she's worth a shag?
because she's got a nice bum and laughs at my jokes?

what's wrong with falling for an single mum?

they're desperate you''d leave them and you get to blame the kid for when you drunkenly peed in the corner on a friday night

also guaranteed cooking, cos she's going to have to cook for her kids innit

>muh factory jobs
ah yes... the true test of our progress is not whether we add more to the abundance of those who have much... it is whether we provide machine operating jobs to thick as pigshit runts

>>67550889
Customer facing jobs are a LOT worse honestly so glad I work in an office now

well lads, i'm not going to bother trying to get a good job anymore. i'm gonna give up and instead work in a road crew for the government for $30 an hour. it may pay less, ruin my body and give me no experience but at least i'll havent earned the respect of a yank who's posting at 3 oclock in the morning

>>67550972
$30 an hour is FOB tier lad

>>67550945
If late night library crew are the future of Britain then the future of Britain is 99% Chinese desu

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I'm back wether you like it or not.

2-4 on the morning is the ideal posting time

Good blend of posters and feel to the discussion

>>67550990
where you been latvia

>>67550987
this is a positive development

t. george osborne

>>67550934
idk why im attracted to trashy girls

last girl I dated had huge tits and that shaved side of the head thing that looks stupid

most girls are lonely, just not for you

>>67550889
>firefighter

easiest job in the world. why is it a highly respected job when police are out there dealing with dangerous scum all day every day

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>>67550968
hmm yes, sounds lovely. a corner covered in the stench of piss, a desperate clingy slag, and a fine chef to cook pot noodles whenever i desire...

very appealing

>>67551004
yeah

there's enough normies to stop the thread descending into autism but not enough for it to get boring like now

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>>67551005
>latvia

>>67551012
sounds like christie mack
good effort

>>67551016
bleeshman mostly deal with old ladies and speeding fines lad

>>67551019
howling

whats gonna happen when the bees all die lads

>>67550866
>its current year meme
Nah, lots of girls are still traditional or too shy. And you show value by correctly hitting on a girl. We men are hunters and by initiating on a girl you're onconciously telling they you got the confidence to get shit done.

Also, go out in Utrecht, Amsterdam or Groningen. Girls are easier there.

>>67550863
Nigga, you're not supposed to fucking copy it 1:1 and think you get slags. The book fucking teaches you to have GAME.

Even a ugly cunt like you can pull girls if you fucking know how to talk to a girl. Jesus

>>67550877
9/10 boys go for her looks only. The don't understand her from an intellectual and emotional level.

bad lad

>>67551046
your mum will suck my nectar

>>67549642
i was born in 1997 haha

>>67551053
Her 'intellectual and emotional level' has been reduced to playing for constant attention

>>67551033
it was only one side shaved and they were all natural something like E or F cup

>>67551019
sarcasm really is the lowest form of white

>>67551063
I was on 4chan when you were 10

>>67550919
and i respect you for that

what's your trade?

Haha just did the old penis-in-vagina, lads. Felt quite nice, teebee h.

>>67551053
I was just shitposting

you're a mong

not bothered

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>>67551053
like me? i didn't say i was ugly at all. what the fuck are you on about?

the game is fucking autistic as shit, and the only people that push that shit are literal autists seeing as they require someone to spell out the most basic aspects of human interaction. so what, you're supposed to read the book, not take the advice but then take the advice on how to talk to girls?

here it is in a nice little nutshell mr autistic faggot: don't come across as a whiney bitch who will change who he is in order to keep her around and happy. As i've said, the shit involved in books like the game, book of pook etc are designed to pick up absolute dropkicks and nutcases.

got no cereal left

going to begin The Silmarillion after I finish Hell's Angels

heard it's an exceptionally tough read

Bought a tinder boost

Didn't get any matches haha

>Public spending in Scotland ‘£1500 higher than UK average’, new Treasury figures reveal

when do we get to kick them out?

>>67551176
what does it actually do

>>67551176
tinder isn't for you lad

Ahmadis are bro tier

>>67551187
Boosts your viewership by 10x or so for a 30-minute period

>>67551193
rasheed

>>67551214
>wanting 10x more crushing rejection after rejection in 30 minutes
hmmm

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>>67551191
Please no, there's nowhere else to go

>>67551214
keep at it la. are you the lad who's also on okc

>>67551176
>>67551214
Jesus christ that's pathetic

>>67551236
I assume there are multiple such here

>>67551233
I'm sorry mate, it's just going to make you feel bad

it's for hot guys

>>67551214
what you need to do is set your location to Ghana and profit

black women know where it is at, namely it is in your testicle satchel, and they will beg for a mixed baby

true story

fence the pool
shut the gate
and learn how to resuscitate

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>>67551214
now you can get 10x more left swipes

>>67549677
You've managed to survive this long.

Lot more than some other sad cases.

>>67551182
Spending per head is higher because scotland is about the same size as England but with much lower population density, economies of scale are lower

Plus historically scotland provided much higher tax per person than england due to oil, it's only in the last few years this has reversed

Pic related is what to actually be annoyed about, it's infrastructure spending by region

>>67551275
John_Howard_gesticulating.webm

>the same lad that brags about shagging loads of girls also dates single mothers
ah yes

>>67551265
Ah yes I suppose I'll just start approaching women in pubs by myself to feel less bad

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>>67551295
>>67551182
Woops didn't attach the pic

>>67551275
nice going you fucking nong
you got the lines mixed up

>>67551311
London pays for all its own infrastrcuture
the scotshits just scrounge of us

could physically destroy anybody in this thread

anyone else's friends infinitely more normie than them?
hate having to endure them talking about losing their virginity when they were 14

>>67551311
west mids getting btfo

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>englels being cucked again

but at least you kick the ball better eh?

>>67551344
Where abouts do you live? The only two regions that contribute more than scotland are the south east and London

could mentally destroy anybody in this thread

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1479352259582.webm

stay fresh, cheese bags

wearing my estonian outfit today lads
blue jumper, black jeans n white sneaks

I wonder if they'll delete all the previous tweets from @POTUS when Trump takes over

>>67551377
where do you workout?

>info wars blacklisted by Google

Discuss

>England never had a European empire

Literally the only empires that matters. Oh you beat a bunch of new world and african savages? big deal

>>67551412
On the astral plane

>>67551379
he's 100% correct

>>67551413
is this the whole "cracking down on news sources that repeatedly make shit up and publish it as truth" thing?

i'm all for it

>>67551379
why couldn't he open the jar? he was so sweaty

>>67551413
Google's gonna be in a tough position in January then

also all this does is create an "underground" where their opposition can grow and fester.

fuck canada

>>67551379
>takes Super Male Vitality
>can't open a jar of gherkins
hmmmmmmmmmmm

>>67550968
Youre a literal paki/algerian/idgaf mud-rat

get back in your cage at the zoo, nigger

redpill me on horsell common

fuck australia

>>67551448
great post

>>67551442
>Google's gonna be in a tough position in January then
literally how

>>67551463
>band from Melbourne, Victoria.
Not even going to bother looking any further than that, I guarantee they're shit

redpill me on crossrail

>>67551449
hes gonna say he took his kids Child Ease by accident and he didn't get enough globalist blockers in him to pop the can of pickles

>>67551413
good, alt right media is cancer

just a constant circlejerk over the government being corrupt as if that is a new revelation and sjws being nutters. bored of it

want to get in a fight
would get absolutely throttled because I'm a twink but I'd still like to give it a go

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>>67551463
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9s2XnRKlJs

redpill me on australia

>>67551435
>They believe there's a shadowy elite of Jewish business and political elites trying to suppress free thought
>Jewish business owners blacklist their website

Literally just going to make people believe it even more and then after they've had it 'confirmed' to them they'll start trusting Alex Jones more than any other news website and believe in fluoride shit and shape shifting reptilians

Better to have it out in the open

Redpill me on horse penis, lads. Dont be shy, now.

touch me in the morning
and last thing at night

redpill me on x

>>67551515
One third of a porn film la