colonial edition
/balt/
aniyou
>>67547605
doesn't remotely compare to the cultural powerhouse that is Christhurch
British chebs
Have no reason to stay awake, but no reason to go to bed either
hmmmmmmmmm
Going to make toasties
>>67547642
have no reason to live, but have no reason to die either
hmmmmmm
>>67547079
>>67547633
https://youtu.be/aVU8nYRPS88?t=39s
hol up
>>67547633
baps out
>>67547633
Looks a bit too much like my ex for my liking
I'm tired but I can't sleep
what's a good anime like Kill La Kill?
Reminder that this creep posts CP on /int/
watching 'peep show' on netflix
it's pretty funny
A selection of gimmicks I'm enjoying at the moment:
>deanoposting
>alriposting
>referring to the 'dit as the 'dit
>patois posting aussie
>retarded pepe
>ball busting
>interracial breeding grounds pasta
>>67547680
Is that the algerian?
Want a mousey not very attractive but fun gf
>>67547680
>>67547685
it was old style paedoing, before it got such a bad name
>>67547678
Gurren Lagann
>Louis C.K. walks on stage
>"Good evening ladies and gentlemen...you're in for quite the show tonight"
>*applause*
>"Before we go any further...let us turn off these lights, these damned inventions of the white devil. Let us return to out natural state,BLACKness"
>Lights are turned off, but bonfires are being lit on stage and in the audience.
>Meanwhile, Louis has stripped naked, and a huge cauldron is being brought on stage.
>All the blacks in the theatre start chanting "KEK KEK KEK" slowly growing louder.
>"In this cauldron is a sacred Nubian concoction made from the semen carefully extracted from vaginas of wives who have been bred by black bucks. It symbolizes the conquering of the white race.
>Louis lowers his pale, naked body slowly into the cauldren of semen. He rubs himself sensually, and his tiny white dick gets more and more erect. "KEK KEK KEK KEK" the chanting continues to roar on.
>Louis begins moaning and masturbating violently. Some white people in the audience are shocked, but when they try to leave they find the doors locked.
>Louis moans come out in a gasping sputter as his hands are a blur in his slimy crotch.
>Right as Louis reaches his climax, a black buck thrusts a huge horn resembling a BBC in front of Louis face. Louis puts it to his lips and....
>BRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>The sound of Louis orgasm echoes around the chamber, competing with the deafening chant of "KEK KEK KEK"
>Zulu warriors emerge from the shadows of the theatre,killing all the white males in the audience with spears. The white women blush with anticipation as they are dragged towards the stage, where dozens of black bucks await with massive, throbbing erections.
>At this point Louis is being spitroasted between the girths of two massive black men.
>He pulls his mouth off of one of the mans cocks with a slluurpp and grabs the mic. Panting, he says:
>LADIES AND GENTLEMAN,WELCOME TO THE INTERRACIAL BREEDING GROUNDS!
>>67547687
shan't be reading this trite
>>67547655
this made for an interesting fap
>>67547691
Yes, he's a fucking sweaty nonce.
Lads is plant operator a fun job
>>67547685
No turkey?
http://www.thehindu.com/news/cities/Delhi/man-dies-while-waiting-in-queue/
>Mohammad Shahzad, a manual labourer, died here on Thursday after standing in queue outside a bank to withdraw money for fourth consecutive day
Gandhi was a mistake
>>67547693
i like describing a bird as mousey
>>67547685
What took you so long to watch it
>>67547701
Ah yes, hold up lads, might take a while reading this
>>67547699
Thank you
Hate being ugly desu
Going to visit Eastern Europe this winter, bang some whores and then off myself
>>67547720
Is that something you'd say in yankland?
>>67547743
Yes la'
>>67547732
killing yourself in the winter in eastern europe is hardcore af
respect
>>67547722
idk but i'm glad i'm watching it now
>>67547680
Would strangle you under my armpits if you as much as looked up from the ground if we met in real life, you know that.
>>67547748
Fair dos
It's an effective word anyway, gets your point across
>>67547743
no, i've never heard it, the other yank is lying
are yes it's another episode of "brother's wife doesnt tells us that their kids are sick and brings them over"
I greatly look forward to another mysterious illness
about to apply some hemorrhoid cream to me arse lads, brb
>>67547703
umm... like, ree sweetie ;)
cut myself again lads
>>67547749
don't post here anymore utter cretin
>>67547761
You're a paki manlet, a nonce and a fanny.
Do the world a favour and kill yourself, shitskin.
>Would strangle you under my armpits if you as much as looked up from the ground if we met in real life, you know that.
CEEENK!!!!!
HEEERE CENKY CENKY CENKY!
oy gevalt
>>67547787
anhero on webcam with a glowstick up your bum
B R I S B A N E
>>67547791
pls don't be rood
just puked again
6th time today
will post my gf once the paki nonce doops off
Please stop fighting lads
>>67547761
m8 I think you might have mental problems
and your skin looks poopy
>>67547655
>cute JF edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHiaJ8ADbpI
>>67547829
making chocolate pudding
>>67547791
>And yet he would pretend he didn't see if I slapped his gf's ass in front of him
The internet was a mistake
>>67547818
You can off yourself too, fucking IRA spudnigger bogtrotting midget cunt
>>67547848
Have you lost control of your life?
eating toasties and drinking a refreshing glass of milk
want to string along a polish gf who thinks she'll get a green card out of me
pakis AND bogtrotters out
>>67547851
business idea: only blog posts in this thread, no (You)s
>Germany has begun to harden its stance with the UK over Brexit, with its finance minister warning that Britain would face EU budget bills for more than a decade even after severing political ties with the bloc.
I agree with 2 posts up from me
Would you?
>>67547887
What
working on calc homework
i have an exam monday
I am the pedo finder general
Tell me she doesn't look like Pepe
a wank is in order
>>67547900
How old are you
>>67547851
how tall are you? i would gouge your eyes out if you did that you fat retard
>>67547887
I'd like to see them try.
>>67547909
Takes one to know one, eh
>>67547870
Met a brit tourist the very night that picture was taken. Convinced him that he spilled my beer and made he pay for another one. You know you'd receive that kind of treatment if I met you outside the internet.
what podcasts you lads listen to?
never listened to a podcast
>>67547928
175cm
Post pic of physique
>>67547943
>podcasts
Hello 2005
Oh 1 2 1 it's a Brum ting
>>67547943
Do people listen to podcasts anymore
>175cm
>>67547940
>paki
>drinking beer
>>67547959
im not a freak so i wont post a pic of myself on 4chan but i'd clobber you fucking manlet. how many fights have you gotten into?
this algerian nonce would have to look up at me hahahahaa
i reckon he'd have to crane his neck quite a bit
175cm
hahahahahahaha
>he thinks he's redpilled
>doesn't realize that Chad is superior to him in every way
Sluthate.com lads
I quite like podcasts
why are pakis always so sweaty even when they're not in their desert hellholes?
>>67547987
67.
66 on k.o. and 1 undecided cos I forgot to turn off my windmill when I left home
the shit cracks me up @ 1:42
https://youtu.be/XKf8jSiaghU
>>67547987
In my adult life? 3 or so direct physical fights but had countless altercations where I just established dominance without having to actually fight
kek 175cm
>>67547959
>5'7
would literally destroy you
>>67548015
>countless altercations where I just established dominance
goats don't count mate
>In my adult life? 3 or so direct physical fights but had countless altercations where I just established dominance without having to actually fight
>>67547887
>even if you leave you still have to do what we say and give us money
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Pr-p8tCruw
pmsl
>>67548015
i think you enjoy bullying betas lmao
compensators on full blast
>>67547999
>>67547977
I've made 190+ acquainted with the pavement. 175 is a perfectly average height for a male (don't believe sluts on Okc, they tell me they just say they like tall guys to filter betas, after I bang them). It's Conor Mc Gregor's height. Also Many Pacquaio and Floyd Mayweather are shorter than that.
>>67548044
Made this picture years ago, holy fuck
w2c thai fish
You can tell an Englishman abroad by his scruffy clothes.
>>67548058
And what are you attempting to do now?
>a human leaning table
>>67547861
no one cares
>>67548058
Not really, I'm a pretty ethical guy. I just enjoy bullying assholes like half the people in this thread. It's getting me a little frustrated that I can't meet them IRL.
This paki is hilarious
wuu2?
>>67548111
kys
>>67548120
nm u x
>>67548096
You can tell a jock abroad by his tartan dress
>175 is a perfectly average height for a male
Lmao
5'7" is noticeably short
Stop deluding yourself
>>67548111
>getting a little frustrated
>a little
screeching
>>67548111
if you tried to do something funny with me in public i'd headbutt your giant sandnigger nose and then stomp on your mutilated cock to put you out of action
Only had booze today.
Am I alpha?
Ordered a Treadmill that came today and I managed to put it together. Feels good to run again but first time Ive ever used one. Feel like I've had 10 Whisky's now I'm on solid ground again. Will I always feel wonky after using it or do you get used to it?
>>67548159
sink 15 standards or else you're a seething lightweight
doing a sluthate browse
>>67548143
>giant sandnigger nose
Come back if you get more than 50%
>>67548178
1 bottle of wine and 5 beers. No food
you ever think that your brain is it's own sentient being and you're just the vessel in which it interacts with the world?
>>67547845
Postthe one with yhr littlr nigger in the pizza hat it always makes melaughf
>>67548132
watching some guy complete Fallout New Vegas in half an hour
>>67548195
yes
>>67548189
Lmao is this you?
Fucking hell I used to pity myself but this is tragic. You look kinda like a nice guy but thats all you have going for you. The fact that you're actually a conplete runt means there really is no hope for you sweetie
>>67548207
Sorry for the bad spelling lol
https://is.4chan.org/gif/1479305134358.webm
>>67548192
Are they American tier 2% alcohol beers?
>>67548189
>having to get validated by a fucking computer program
kek
im aesthetic as fuck
*sicks on you*
>>67548231
>Postthe one with yhr littlr nigger in the pizza hat it always makes melaughf
>>67548229
>The fact that you're actually a conplete runt means there really is no hope for you sweetie
Okay mate this isn't even good banter. I respectfully suggest that you go out more.
>>67548231
I was eating you know
>>67548261
what are you gay or something? what im eating even looks like vomit and i just went right back to wolfing it down
treat yourselves
>>67548241
13.5% wine + 6.9% beer
How did I do lads?
>>67548243
>im aesthetic as fuck
>Without having anything to back it up
Your the kind of guy women accuse of sexual assault in the workplace to blow off frustration after I bang them and don't call them back. That's how aesthetic you are.
>>67548297
Hmmm
That's a decent amount, are you sure you're American?
>>67548261
Was it rice and noodles?
>>67548258
Its not banter sweetie xo
>Make a thread on /v/ to actually see if it's worth getting Watch dogs 2
>/pol/tards come into the fray because someone mentioned something
>mods are nuking my thread deleting posts they don't like
>>67548169
it always feels a little funny after you use it
Some cunt in my building yelled at me for smoking in front of her window...
Doing it again.
Fuck Stacey reeeee
Imagine being a paki.
And an ugly one at that
>>67548344
>smoking
RUNTLIFE
>>67548302
not interested in getting doxxed or having some creep on here fap to a picture of me, but i am infinitely better looking than you, you slug of a man
that story is so contrived and weird, you sound like such a sexual predator.
>>67548324
I'm Ethiopian
>>67548337
Ah okay. Still actually a great fucking thing to have. Kinda nice jogging in an air conditioned room and reading a light novel not wondering where my bloody dog is or if Im gunna run into a tree
Getting more and more creeped out by the australian tbqh. Think I'll go shitposting in /fr/ and /mena/ if they're still awake
guys, mark zuckerberg is dead at age 32
I hear this is the thread for hard cunts, would flatten you runts in a millisecond
>>67548360
are you actually or are you memeing
What ethnic group?
>>67548369
It's just advice sweetie if you dont stop being such a runt you'll get nowhere in life, at least not with a face like that xo
I just remembered Chris Barry is in tomb raider
>>67548391
Where did you get my dick pic?
Mark Zuckerberg has died
>>67548367
yeah its good exercise
fucking hell mark zuckerberg is dead
Reading viz lads
>>67548421
>>67548382
>>67548447
W-What
>>67548394
Masai
>>67548394
Northern
imgur.com/a/cv66Q
he's dead you guys, the fake news killed him
Haha alri lads
http://www.zdnet.com/article/snoopers-charter-expansive-new-spying-powers-becomes-law/
>>67548473
nice pic brother
>>67548474
all swedes should be killed
noel or liam
marc zuckerberg isn't dead
(((australians)))
>>67548519
Liam
If I had a car I'd go round mcdonalds and get a mcmuffin
>>67548519
noel
>>67548519
can't tell the difference
>>67548334
I posted in it and was instantly deleted
>the state of >>>/qa/
>>67548532
post belly
who /incel/ here?
why do the colonies get so mad about surveillance lads? don't get what the problem is
>>67548519
ringo
>>67548553
Me.
Pathologically lonesome
>>67548488
if silicon valley are fighting against surveillance, why aren't ISPs?
BT don't owe the government anything
>>67548530
mad fer it
>>67548533
>>67548534
>>67548563
officially outbritted by a burger
need to get machinist thin lads
>caring about oasis
cucked by the perfidious albion
>>67548602
Oasis was the runtiest band to come out of Manchester
>>67548539
absolute wreck, I'm gonna just leave it.
Might make a thread later on to see if it's worth getting dishonored 2 aswell.
>>67548600
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oOQByQtqRqA
SO
SALLY CAN WAIT
>>67548643
cold and frosty morning, there's not a lot to say, bout the things caught in my miiii-hiiii-iiind
Lads?
I want to know the love of a woman lads
he's actually dead wow
>i will never live on an english farm
>>67548687
Not gonna happen. You have no cheekbonez
>>67548704
you can achieve your dream
told girl I'd call her tonight earlier but I don't really want to rn
>>67548624
nah, Happy Mondays were
>>67547633
shame she never did anal
wonder if she'll ever return to porn
>>67548723
Giver a call la' it will let her know you're thinking about her
>>67548723
>told girl
fuck off turbo normie
>>67548725
Happy Mondays were runty on purpose though
When girls say "be yourself" do they mean be like I am on 4chan?
>>67548519
>Bonehead
>My favourite song to play live is Columbia cos I only have to play 4 chords
oasis in a nutshell
ah yes... le classic constant nightmares after stopping smoking dude
>>67548792
Yes
>>67548744
I'm not though
I'm drinking and watching tv
>>67548792
Yes
>>67548800
columbia is 3 chords though
bragging bonehead
>>67548824
Just call her right now lad
>>67548624
>>67548725
The runtiest band to come out of Manchester are Take That
>>67548849
unironically never heard of them, must not be well known here
>>67548844
I probably wont unless she messages me
I was out all day and just want to relax and listen to Joseph Campbell talk
its alright though lads, oasis have been so uncool for so long that now they are very cool again
>>67548800
And the bassist.
Two random northern blokes with bare minimum talent sold a #1 album. Luckiest cunts ever.
giving take that a listening
morning lads
anyways here's wonderwall
>>67548891
morning
>>67548887
>minimum talent
Kys
>>67548902
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8DKHXUG4bs
its a crazy ssssit chooash yaaaan
>essay due today
>finished it
>re-reading it
>realise it's complete shite
>>67547605
>>67547605
anyone else read the "wrinkle in time" books as a kid? just remembered that series. it was some trippy shit
>>67548887
noel clearly knew how to write a song tbf lad
>>67548936
>butchering a masterpiece
>>67548944
it's alright lad
just remove the spelling mistakes and you'll probably get a 2:1
>>67548917
Yes minimum talent.
Some people are too mong to even play 4 chords or keep in a 2/4 beat.
>username
>password
INCORRECT
>passord1
INCORRECT
>password1A
welcome
wish they'd scrap this bullshit for 2 step verification
>>67548947
Was talking about Bonehead and Guigsy.
Why are pakis so argumentative?
Even when you point out that they're wrong, they still argue the toss otherwise.
>>67548981
doxxed
all my passwords are unironically "Password1"
WHUCHU GONNA DO WITH ALL THAT JUNK
ALL THAT JUNK INSIDE YOUR TRUNK
>>67548983
>>67548995
whats on her back...
>>67548947
My favorite Oasis song was written by Liam tbqh
>Liam has said of the song: "I like beautiful things . . . It's not all dark in Liam World. I take me shades off every now and again and have a look at the world and see some nice things." Noel Gallagher stated jokingly in an interview with Patrick Kielty that Liam decided to "write a song about his bird", and states the title "Song . . . bird" in a cave man like manner. The song was written as a tribute to then-fiancée Nicole Appleton.[1] "Songbird" was composed in the key of G major using common time at 132 beats per minute.[2]
>>67549036
rasheed
>>67548983
oh ok, yeah lucky talentless fucks tbf
On the bus
Pretty sure this girl is learning Portuguese, she has headphones in and is repeating the phrases out loud.
Might sneak up on her and say "t. Alberto Barbosa"
>>67548948
>butchering
It's literally 10x better than the original
>>67549023
her power cells
>>67549036
the demo of that one is really good as wel
>>67549023
Mic battery
wish I had round sunglasses like Oasisman
>>67549111
that's a big battery
lads check this out hahahaha
>>67548624
What's admirable is their consistency. Sure the Stone Roses made one fantastic album but they couldn't maintain the same quality over their careers, Oasis could. Elton John, Phil Collins, David Bowie are all superstars because they can consistantly produce good music. I think Oasis are in the same league.
Do you guys want to reproduce?
>>67549135
weed is for degenerates
>>67549138
>couldn't maintain the same quality over their careers
Stone Roses only made two albums both of which were fantastic.
Then Squire became a poncey artist despite being one of the best British guitarists ever.
>>67549151
done it mate
>>67549135
that's not cheese
imagine... some people who post on 4chan literally are fathers...
really makes you think
>>67549156
i agree 100%
>>67549180
Really?
Don't want to make subhumans myself
>>67549199
its not like I'm taking care of it or have even seen it
>>67549196
haha i quit 2 days ago and now am riding my high horse
>>67549208
no way haha i finished the last of mine last night and don't plan on going back
give me a video game to play
>>67549138
>Phil Collins
>producing good music
Fucking neck yourself you silly paki manlet
>>67549228
Fallout New Vegas
>>67549135
that looks a lot more than a quarter pound
>>67549228
Pokemon Snap
>>67549228
http://store.steampowered.com/app/404480/
Don't understand how some people have such little self-awareness.
>>67549255
Some people are born stupid
>>67549228
go go beckham adventure on soccer island
>>67549255
me neither bro
*leans back on chair revealing undone flies*
*breathes loudly*
>>67549223
wahoo keep it up lad
i literally already feel better
>>67549239
gotta get around to finishing that
>>67549243
nah
>>67549244
could not think of a less appealing """"""game""""" to play
>>67549268
GBA was the shit but that game just looks like Yoshi's Island 2.
*sits next you in lecture*
alright m8
don't think anything makes me angrier than the argos advert music. would happily kill the twat who wrote it. also the advertising cunt who chose it
*discovers Singham*
>>67549228
Dwarf Fortress
>>67549235
You know there's a place in your soul, under all those layers of irony and coolness, his songs speak to. You can't lie to yourself anon.
>>67549235
Genesis is top notch though
>>67547605
Why are there so many americans here with a hard on for her majesty? Who the fuck cares about Britain?
Irrelevant since 1950s...
>>67549268
ayy, installing this on my TV box tonight
>>67549322
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOAH
WOOOOOO
OOOOOOOAH
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAH
LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>67549338
>being a twat
>du du du du du dum
>gorilla advert
all phil collins will be remembered for
>>67549338
No, you're wrong and a hideous shitskin too.
Phil Collins is shit. Like your face
>>67549317
gimme a cheeky handy m8 ;)
>>67549344
you,apparently
>just lift bro
>>67549371
Yes, your majesty? Did you wish to tax me?
oh wait, I'm not the falklands
Why is England the wettest country?
A: Because the Queen has 'reigned' for years
thanks i'll be here all week
Edit:thanks for the gold!
>>67549366
Reality -----------10km------------ Your opinion about Phil Collins and my facial aesthetics
I blame too much exposure to advertising from a young and hope you can adopt a more realistic view of things in this lifetime.
what should i buy off jlist lads with this coupon thingy?
>>67549412
I have unironically received reddit gold once for a comment about Cristiano Ronaldo
>>67549416
Exposure to advertising has nothing to do with it, you brown nonce.
Phil Collins is objectively shit, you third world sex pest
>>67549450
a life
Really made me think
>>67549464
Frogs pls go
Lad from Niagara just got elected at the age 19
http://www.cbc.ca/beta/news/canada/hamilton/oosterhoff-wins-1.3856595
>>67549120
for you
>>67549491
How did he get anywhere that young and how do I do the same?
>>67549491
looks like a dork
>>67549491
>Progressive Conservative
wearing my MAGA hat rn lads
>>67549458
;-;
>>67549524
suck A LOT of the right dicks and have connections
someone do a new
brooklyn 99 is unironically a good tv show
>wearing my MAGA hat rn lads
>>67549545
feels bad man i know a rich kid thats already ingrained himself in the liberal party
>tfw he will be given a safe seat and just have a chill career as an MP and then get a cabinet position and perhaps the senate
>>67549571
Not sure if the two bosses being black (and one of them being additionnally gay) is realistic, a diversity quota, or ironic commentary on diversity quotas
new
>>67549628
>>67549628
>>67549628