/brit/

America.

'sie

FOL

>>67541755
He was a shit character though.

mai'

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/éire/

'me

>>67541772
>>67541779
china

not really worried 2bh but i'm just wondering if i should be

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the gf

JUMP OUT GANG

eating runts atm

won't be buying them again anytime soon. very chalky

Why did the english have to cuck the dutch out of manhattan?

>>67541819
how did you meet her

>>67541819
How can I obtain a qt chink gf lad? need tips

>>67541755

I quite liked Stannis, at least until he burnt his daughter at the stake. Love Davos though, since hes a geordie and all

>>67541799
simply sublime

>>67541879
go to china

>>67541879
>be white
>not ugly as horseshit

>>67541803
>kissless
Up until i met your sister. She wanted a bite of that chocolate

Ayyy

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>You will never be a schrute

https://youtu.be/U_7orKuKnuw

>>67541889
Can't I just go to Canada instead? at least they speak English there.

>>67541879
i got mine at a bar. she was by herself. apparently her bf was that stupid, hahaha. i fucked her right in her chinky cunt

>>67541924
i dont even have a sister you melt

>>67541861
>>67541879
met on tinder

spent a week staying up until 3am texting (which we still do) and then she finally agreed to go out with me.

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I'm quite content with the state of my life

>>67541904
yes but how do i meet them

>>67541950
take me thru the first date lad

>>67541819
>implying she's not riding the cock carousel with Luke& his friends

>>67541958
The absolute state of your life

Business idea: make secondary school students volunteer to spend time with bored old people

>>67541958
State of your life la

>>67541959
Loads at basically any university.

Business idea: make secondary students work hard labour for the soldiers then forced conscription at 18

ok lads

how do i talk to girls?

oh you've got green eyes
oh you've got blue eyes
oh you've got grey eyes

>>67542014
Civil service would be a good idea as an alternative to sixth form/college I think

>>67541945
In that case i melted in your mom's mouth you cotton picking son of a horse

>>67542004
i dont go to uni :<

>>67542052
What are you stupid?

>>67541972
showed her round uni, it started raining so we hid in a phonebox and made fun of the ads, then we went to a restuarant and chatted for a couple of hours, then to a pub and chatted some more and listened to each others music, then we shared a ciggy and cuddled while waiting for a bus (she missed the first one because we were making out) and then she left.

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Should i keep drinking and watch the strike witches movie or keep drinking and listen to music on youtube?

>>67542017
step 1:
just BE yourself
step 2:
don't take yourself too seriously
step 3:
have interesting things to talk about
step 4:
don't talk about other people

>The yanks made a US version of shameless

Oh dearie me

Boring arse surveillance bill:could NOT care less
What are the government doing? Why hasn't weed been legalised? Why is no one talking about that??

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>>67542080
>showed her round uni, it started raining so we hid in a phonebox and made fun of the ads, then we went to a restuarant and chatted for a couple of hours, then to a pub and chatted some more and listened to each others music, then we shared a ciggy and cuddled while waiting for a bus (she missed the first one because we were making out) and then she left.
Cute.

>>67542070
yep

no a-levels

>>67542080
do you live in a romantic movie?

it's mad that like 10000 years ago humans had to survive in the wild like animals yet 95% of the population would die in a week if they were forced to today

>>67542085
>step 1:
>just BE yourself
okay
>step 2:
>don't take yourself too seriously
i'll try
>step 3:
>have interesting things to talk about
like conspiracy theories and anime?
>step 4:
>don't talk about other people
okay

skeng in my pocket

Wish I was scottish tb.h

>>67542152
sort it lad

anyone got that picture of wojak dressed as a roman soldier and he says tfw no gf
smug Pepe is in a flower or some shit and he says just B. E. yourself
which stands for itself and so on
then he says something like hopefully this should serve your journey or something
please send
thanks x

>>67542088
it's actually pretty good, paul abbott who did the UK version works on the US version

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>tfw large willy but have never seen or touched a fanny

>>67542088
It's fucking great i tell you

I stopped watching after the second season

>government rush through snooper sneaky surveillance bill
>NO WORD ON FUCKING CANNABIS BILL
What are these jokers playing at? I'm voting lib dem

>>67542152
I'd rather be Scottish than Canadian 2bqh

Did anyone watch Question Time?

DIDN'T EVEN VOTE

>>67542203

Fuck you. I'd still rather be canadian than english.

No one wants to be Scottish, Iain.

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>>67542168
>6'2"
>big willy
>get compliments on my looks
>be a fucking failure autist
JUST

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Lads...LADS...Old Norman's got us sorted with some green

You lads remembering to activate your almonds?

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>>67542166
found it myself
thanks for nothing cunts
although i admit my description was quite wank

>>67542231
good lad

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>>67542231
No milk though

>>67542221
Don't lie to me pal

need a chinese gf to carry on living

>>67542125
>like conspiracy theories and anime?
talk about things that girls will find interesting, but at the same time don't talk about girly things because then they'll think you're gay

>>67542095
>>67542120
yeah, I know

>>67542226
>lanklets
Lmao

>>67542168
>anime watcher

shocker

>>67542224

I do.

if you dont like it you can eat it.

>>67542231
LIB DEM SURGE

seen stevie wonders kids?

>>67542301
no

nor has he

weyyyyyyyy

>>67542301
no and neither has he

>>67542274
Its funny because I had a filename that explained the situation but I changed the image and forgot the rename the file in the quick reply box and when I realised I thought no one would mention it. The basic jist is that I don't actually like anime, I just have that picture saved from when I trolled Warhammer threads on /v/ because those belong in /tg/ even though there are videogames of Warhammer. That was the only neutral reaction image I had so I used it.

Clearly, you can see where my problem with women comes from.

magnus carlsen is such a sexy fuck

>>67542268
I often talk about Alex jones and his theory about the lizard people. Often goes down pretty well

>>67542361
cute

>>67542226
>he gets compliments

eeer

>>67542301
No. I'm blind so I have never actually seen anything.

>>67542268
>talk about things that girls will find interesting
themselves?

what does shit taste like?

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>I told Norman to run for lib dem leadership on a pro-weed stance
>And he actually did it the MADMAN

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>>67542382
not all of us are ugly pet x

>>67542400
awful i imagine

and like shit

another failed attempt at socialising

>>67542361
>Its funny

none of that was funny

>>67542422
I meant funny in the ironic way, not the humorous way. The exact opposite of what I expected to happen happened.

>>67542409
I've been complimented on my eyes x

>>67542400
bitter
and really nasty

>>67542454
i bet they're beautiful x

my shit categorically does not stink

>>67542454
People say I have nice hair but I got a buzzcut because I didn't know what to do with it. Some people say I have nice cheekbones as well.

>>67542168
got a thick willy myself

used to only wank it but then I realised it was unfair to keep such a fat specimen to myself so I started putting it into the gf

>>67542497
Who compliments cheekbones

>>67542400
bags of sand

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redpill me on wrist tattoos

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>>67542497
>tfw I lost weight and realised I have good cheekbones and other facial features jaw etc.
Feels good man.

Dick is also bigger now.

Fuck being fat.

>>67542555
good lad

UK billionaires want this video banned

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jp9BSW38bXg

Just saw on facebook my little brother has been accepted into the "Junior Beta Club" at his school.

>>67542550
i was redpilled on them a year ago and wish i wasn't. you don't want to go down that path

>>67542541
A couple of people and the weirdness of it makes me think they do stand out. Feels good to have slav genes.

dont you lads hate it when you're looking for good trap porn and they're wearing a chastity cage?

what's the deal with that? i want to see a hard little trap willy flopping around while he's getting bummed

>>67542568
RUDE

>>67542387
Winner winner, chicken dinner

Hearing a good story is nice, but people will always want to talk about themselves.

Even the biggest sissy i know got laid from just sitting and listening to a girl talk about her problems for 1-2 hours straight.

Whether it's worth it....try it and find out you colossal faggot. Holy shit did I actually have to write this out for you? You're the biggest sack of dog shit I've ever come across that hadn't already been picked up. Take a knife and just end it. If you haven't got it now, you never will you bone headed son of a bitch.

>>67542550
hipster faggot

>>67542231
going to veto this

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>>67542613
thanks and foy

>>67542626
average chicano in the back right

>>67542626
pointy chin

25 lighters on my dresser

at my job they recently moved us from our cubicles into cramped offices and i share it with two deaf people and 3 crazy black girls


by the end of my time at this job i'll have the credentials and experience to work at any gorilla exhibit at any zoo in america 2bh. being in very close spaces with black girls is quite the adventure and you never know what you're going to get when you walk in that day. i'm planning on writing a book about this experience someday.

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>trump protestors

anglo ''''''''''''''men'''''''''''' love watching their ugly women love take black pipe in their droopy cunts

>>67542716
whos bottom right

>>67542716
80% of them just look like run of the mill scumbags who were just looking for a reason to get in a crowd and commit crimes. the other 20% look like SJWs

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How long should it take me to lose my virginity at uni lads?

Been here three months and had two girls back at my flat but still not got my nat king cole.

Getting a bit agitated now haha.

>>67542724
2, 5, 1, 3, 4

>>67542724
1 > 5 > 2 > 4 >>> 3

giz a chune cunts

>>67542743
>that junkie who was promised a gram if he tagged along

>>67542716
CONSIDER THIS

every one of their butts got touched during the intake process

>>67542763
if it takes longer than 20 days you're going to be a permavirgin

Dog just munched a few raisins spilled from a dropped Fruit and Fibre cereal box.. poor cunt's probably gonna die, absolutely LIVID

>>67542763
if you didn't get your dick wet by the end of freshers you've lost your chance

>>67542788
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g12juRt1_yo

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>>67542743
>top center

>>67542788
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8j4mn4eF-c

>>67542855
matilda?

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Has ballbusting gone too far?

>>67542743
can't fukken believe trumps president bros... gosh.......

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/11/17/world/europe/mansplaining-hotline-swedish-union.html?_r=0

lel

saw a qt girl at the grocery store

she was buying cereal and milk probably to eat it for dinner the lil neckbeard :3

>>67542743
>Where are you going Bill?
>I'm going out Clare. I want to feel young again.

Can't tell if it was the crack rock, or Jamal that left a bad taste in his mouth

>>67542832
>Tfw live at home and never go out
Haha it's all gonna work out right lads

>>67542870
what it doesn't mention is the other end of the wire was attached to MY ballbag and we were having a contest

/pol/ is very interesting
http://i.4cdn.org/pol/1479430159861.jpg

https://streamable.com/u8hv

Me and the lads having great fun with Matt

>>67542946
> and never go out

thats literally the key to it all 2bh

mathematically speaking you're infinity times more likely to have sex with a gril if you leave your home

(ruling out incest and hookers of course)

>>67542984
shan't

>>67542984
this is a photograph of a shapely lady with a willy

choon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqoCTPTt3Ro

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>just BE yourself

>>67541755
i literally hate the GoT tv show for how they killed off stannis
Hopefully GRRM does him justice in the book

>>67542626
me in the middle

>>67543042
no visible willy on this lady but the implication is there

im on a quest to find the best ice cream in the world. thinking about contacting the food network about this..... guess i'll live tweet my adventures.


there has to be some like small japanese master ice cream maker or some shit like that out there

>>67542716
Fuck Portland. Terrible place.

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>>67542716
more evidence come judgement day

>>67543005
Yeah but it's a fucking pain.
>Nowhere to take any girls after
>Have to travel just to get into town
I just cannot be arsed and I'm not a fan of socialising anyway, although I can

>>67543065
mods deleted it now it's time to trigger yanks by pretending to be a shill

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>tfw you have sex with a girl

>>67543080
How skii'd r u rn?

listening to The Knife lads

>>67543116
dead sober

ask me about in about 5-10 minutes and the answer will b diff doe hahahaa

becoming a black supremacist

doing a listen


https://youtu.be/Vus71VNiMTU

>>67543115
you fell for the girl meme??

is this the worst bunch of candidates ever
lord sugar needs to #DrainTheSwap

having a look

still listening to the knife
really good

giving a hear

*grunts*
*farts*

copping a feel

committing a sin before bed

*looks at the clock*
*nods*
*gets solemn*

it's time, lads

*kneels down, prostrated, facing Mecca*

*cums on you*

Whoops. Need a tissue, darling?

looking a black become have

*looks out the window*

Have some VERRY luxurious hair 2bh ngl

>>67543237
what do you see?

just told tthe woman in the asmr video to fuck off before closing the tab

>>67543215
nah its ok


*absorbs the cum via osmosis*

>>67543247
My shitty mossy fence and my next door neighbor's house with her 80 backyard lights on that keep me up at night la

Keep matching with hipster girls on Tinder. Pretending to care about rap and having goofy pictures seems to be key.

tfw a qt girl will never kiss you and put ecstasy on your tongue with her tongue

>>67543293
>girls just wanna have funn

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>>67543247
Have the same problem, if I had a gun I'd shoot the fuckers. why do you need lights on when you're asleep

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>>67543247

>>67543293
here you can bring up craft beer and if they like it you invite them out to a taphouse for dinner and drinks

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Reminder

>>67543243
what's the secret?

>>67543331
meant for >>67543273

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>people who sleep in the dark

>>67543324
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLSaIVPmVPM

>>67543353
reminder that north men are based off the celts

>>67543356
wash it with beer before you shampoo and condition

shower daily but only get your hair wet every 2 days if possible

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the gf

what.cd used to be my goto place for college books lads a bit bummed ngl

>>67543384
Unsarcastically will never understand this fetish.
If someone could explain it in 5 words or less I'd be thankful, grateful.

>>67543371
>tfw recently tried watching trainspotting with my dad and hes spanish and couldn't understand what anyone in the movie was saying so we took it off

he speaks english but i guess he can't understand scottish....

>>67543325
Not sure I get this post.

amazing how little of a fuck you give about women after a wank

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>>67543353
>Putting Sandy Dornish, Stony Dornish, and Salty Dornish all in 1 group

nonces like girls in nappies

>>67543409
Its not even difficult to understand

Edinburgh accent best accent

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsozpEE543w

Excited for this 2bh

>>67543389
do not click

virus

repeat

do not click

>>67543402
bums are under skirts

>>67543402
they're comfy'n easy to wear

>>67543432
They're all glorious Rhoynar master race

>>67543441
holy shit didnt know they were making another one

nice

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How do we improve the British genetic stock?

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>>67543383
>wash it with beer
it checks out, lads. did not know that

>Girlfriend says she's allergic to condoms
>Has a blood condition which doesn't allow her to take the pill

This bitch trying to get purposely pregnant, I fucking swear....

What do /int/?

>>67543508
More Hong Kong genetics

>>67543508
Import more Pakis

>>67543527
Get a vasectomy

>>67543508
Transatlantic semen pipeline

>>67543508
Import American bulls

>>67543527
never have sex with her again

>>67543441
Will be giving this a watch unless it gets terrible reviews

>>67543513
Also a great excuse to drink in the shower which is exceptionally relaxing at the end of a long day

On lunch break lads. Cock is throbbing but can't do anything about it now I'm a wagecuck

>>67543527
Is she allergic to latex? Because you can get non-latex condoms.

>>67543534
I want to have kids some day so I can transfer my autistic genes

>>67543535
>Transatlantic semen pipeline

MAGA

>>67543527
titwanks only

>>67543527
in the pooper or dump her

i think she is trying to rope you in lad, you filthy rich or something?

>>67543565
Get a fake penis surgically attached and fuck her with that

>>67543508
like always, import the danes to rape you again

Look at these British people

https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@51.5382035,-0.016805,3a,79.6y,135.36h,73.49t/data=!3m8!1e1!3m6!1s-1NJ0iUOs6uY%2FV_ldM3JU2lI%2FAAAAAAAAFGw%2FvtOOOxhtsBgFNlleGkf3FipuMl4Szb7ugCLIB!2e4!3e11!6s%2F%2Flh5.googleusercontent.com%2F-1NJ0iUOs6uY%2FV_ldM3JU2lI%2FAAAAAAAAFGw%2FvtOOOxhtsBgFNlleGkf3FipuMl4Szb7ugCLIB%2Fw203-h100-k-no-pi-0-ya140.85822-ro-0-fo100%2F!7i11264!8i3622

>>67543527
Have some benadryl nearby and sneak a condom on anyway to see if she's a liar

or just raw dog it and hope for the best

>>67543527
is she allergic to sheepskin condoms?

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>>67543604
Me

I'd love to live one of these kind of houses in the city

https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@53.4001616,-2.9702036,3a,75y,358.07h,101.83t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sS2YEiSXFxCrsSuaxGMWg3w!2e0!7i13312!8i6656

>work it out and try to make it randy
what did they mean by this

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>>67543604
Has science gone too far?

Think I'm actually managing to impress some of the senior technicians at my work lads

Been getting compliments on my work and got a random bonus a couple weeks ago. Maybe I'll get a raise if I keep at it so I can buy the m3 I've wanted since I was 15. Been saving but I have a project car and a truck already so it might not be a great idea at the moment. Will probably do it anyway.

I'd live to punch on with some of you cunts

Thought: All these google links are to ISIS targets and we'll all be v&

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>tfw bodylet

>>67543695
You really think you'd lay those feminine hands on me?

>>67543680
>>67543707
>>67543604
omg - what disease is this?????????

>>67543564
No idea, she just said she's allergic to condoms. Where can i find non latex?

>>67543580
Just a pretty cool guy who isn't a bum and has some principles


>>67543605
What if her reactions/symptoms can't be solved with Benadryl?

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>tfw 3 ears and your mate has 6 fingers

>>67543734
EVERYTHING can be solved with Benadryl

business idea: fist myself

>>67543733
>reply about it first
>don't get (you)'d

fuming

comfiest song in the universe https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7d0Lm_31BE

>>67543680
>>67543707
>>67543629
please delete these

I wish Britain was better, why are we so shit? We do everything wrong.

>>67543761
>tfw benadryl was my gateway drug when i was a kid

>>67543695
There's 3 things you don't want to catch in this life: any sickness, feelings, and.... these hands MOTHAFUCKA

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>>67543716
What did you say m8?

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>Twin Peaks Intro High Quality

>>67543629
what disease is that.....

>>67543813
Post more hand pix

>>67543838
acute premature dad hand

>>67543785
What about some more modern comfy?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BM7yYanMoZc

Just found out Glasgow is the only other city to have a metro in the UK

>>67543813
Wouldn't mind getting a handjob from you little missy

DUMP THE TRUMP
FEEL THE BERN

This isn't hell, it's Holland

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THERES FUCKING CRUMBS UNDER MY BEDCOVERS

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>>67543887
Now I'm mad cunt

http://freakonomics.com/podcast/u-s-presidency-become-dictatorship/

http://freakonomics.com/podcast/much-president-really-matter-rebroadcast/
really good podcasts on the us presidency lads

>>67543761
Thanks bro. Might just give it a shot.

Doing a poo

>>67543955
Do you normally shit at 1:37 in the morning?

Walked in on my m8 doing a poo after a night out drinking once but I really had to pee so I just had him slide back on the seat so I could pee between his legs.

lads

who do you look up to or admire


who are your heroes

>>67543785

audrey is my waifu

rich, hot, and mysterious ahhh

>>67541755
On a scale of 1 to 10 how much do you like icelandic posters?

>>67543981
piss in the sink you animal

>>67543983
Admiral Nelson Mandela 2bqh

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Every time I think I get rid of all the crumbs theres more

>tfw im a rich nigga who makes poor decisions

>>67543865
Yeah, its pretty small and only has one circular line. Its cheaper and often easier to just get the mainline trains.

>>67543983
Adolf Hitler

>rival chooses the weaker element
the fuck?

>>67544010
maybe you're just doing a crummy job hahaha

>>67544010
>tfw psoriasis
Everything I touch turns to dust

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>tfw have a presentation tomorrow morning
>cant go to dollar beers tonight

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>67543996
bout 2 id say

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>>67543920
I'll show you some man hands you little bitch.

Coming up is my fist that I used to fist all the women in your family.

>>67544049
Whatever, I'm going to make a butty and eat it in bed while /brit/posting, maximum comfy

where in the fuck is Eddy lads? said he'd spot me a tenner to get some fizzy juice

>>67543920
I would slather your hand in olive oil and fuck it

>>67544064
>wagecucking on a saturday

pathetic

popping down to tomstore, anyone want anything?

Finished my poo lads, it was very smelly.

>>67544097
Its thursday you spacker

>>67544097
It's friday tomorrow

>>67544075
post moar

>>67544123
giz a gander

How I act in brit is like an exaggerated version of me

I just realised most people's houses have a master bedroom in the roof area, explains all the windows...

>>67544162
you're an annoying britaboo in real life too?

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>>67544166
What do you think of mezzanines?

>>67544202
I have no idea what that is but I am angry that my house has wasted space

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>>67544195
God I would have killed myself by then if I was
Hope you are confusing me for somebody else

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cant wait to see the awkward footage of them meeting for the first time


wouldn't it be nuts if they ended up fucking each other and proof got leaked?

>>67544162
cant wait to go on vacation to your village and meet you one day

>>67543983
Donald Trump

>>67544284
Oh shit boii
Would be ebin

>>67542753
Pepe le pew, he's from Louisiana..