Pitcairn

Rightful Chilean clay

>no mutineer descendant gf

>>67541656
not much im guessing

>>67541656
Escaped Australian Convicts who speak a English-Tahitian Creole
>>67542578
Fuck off, Pitcairn Islands is ours

>>67541656
I'm pretty sure they give you free land if you want to migrate there. But you have to be a woman or something.

Surprises me that this place is at risk of a proper human extinction

I visited once and it was a major let down desu. Just a shitty island where nothing exciting happens. PNG is a lot cooler place to visit.

>>67542871

it's closer to us (easter island)

fuck off you kiwi

>>67544629
>it's closer to us
That has no bearing on any clay claim whatsoever.

>>67544629
Thats what argentina said too

>>67544629
>Is closer to us cuz easter island
>Is not considering the island's history or culture

Sorry but butthurt Argie antics won't work on me. Besides Pitcairn Islanders have more in common with New Zealanders and Australians then they do with Chileans

>>67542871
>>67542578
You're both ridiculous for wanting this piece of shit

>>67545032
nicca there's a harem of real 2d lolis in there

>>67544367
>Be born on Pitcairn Island
>Get raped by fatass old guys every day

>Be born on Tristan Da Cunha
>Die from asthma attack

Anglos don't have a very good track record when it comes to living on extremely tiny islands in the middle of nowhere

>>67541656
>isolated island
>small population
>fucked up sexual abuse

Pitcairn Islands must be the inspiration for The Wicker Man.

>In 2004, charges were laid against seven men living on Pitcairn and six living abroad. This accounted for nearly a third of the male population. After extensive trials, most of the men were convicted, some with multiple counts of sexual encounters with children.[25] On 25 October 2004, six men were convicted, including Steve Christian, the island's mayor at the time.[26][27][28] After the six men lost their final appeal, the British government set up a prison on the island at Bob's Valley.[29][30] The men began serving their sentences in late 2006. By 2010, all had served their sentences or been granted home detention status.[31]

>In 2010 the then mayor Mike Warren faced 25 charges of possessing images and videos of child pornography on his computer.[32][33]

>An "entry clearance application" must be made for any child under the age of 16, prior to visiting Pitcairn, while adults visiting the island for periods of less than 14 days are not required to complete any application or visa request prior to arrival.[34]

>As of 2016, The UK's Foreign and Commonwealth Office (FCO) does not allow their staff based on Pitcairn to be accompanied by their children

Really makes you think

>>67544916
>>67544806
>>67544782

So what is your great historical connection to the islands exactly? Some british pirates landed on there sometime? STAY AWAY

>>67544916

>Besides Pitcairn Islanders have more in common with New Zealanders and Australians then they do with Chileans

yeah all the 56 of them

>>67545657
It's an overseas territory of the United Kingdom and the first European inhabitants are British and Australians
>British Pirates
*mutineers

>>67546050

let the australians have it then

>>67545757
How does an economy sustain itself with so few people?

>>67546396
gommunism :DDDD

>>67546396
British territory so they're probably welfare queens

>>67542578
chile should start a war and annex NZ so we can reclaim it as rightful aussie clay

>>67545615
This is the nature of the Anglo