sara
ABOUT to listen to Kraftwerk lads
first
>>67539269
>>67539269
>>67539434
>>67539209
Poleaboo hope you will all soon experience the same horrors he has
shit lads bf2142 revive is fun as fuck
bought some teabags today and the box has 'Tea is a great source of hydration' written on it
>>67539410
You anime nonces are creepy bastards who should be shot
>>67539311
Class choon
YAT YAT THUGS ARE #1
To all you nonces saying I have gyno or whatever in the last thread:I don't. I have a much better body than any of you, and you know. Post your body's. Do it. You won't? Thought so.
>>67539502
tea is >99% water
it is a good source of hydration
peng tings
the gf
>>67539436
Sie ist ein Modell und sie sieht gut aus
Doo doo doodoodoo doo doodoo
Business idea: leave cryptic messages for the lads who have to read though the /brit/ archives
>>67539505
>>67539311
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ElvLZMsYXlo
>>67539507
Pic related is me weighing in for the middleweight belt
>>67539505
Not very nice desu.
>>67539502
Try to live on dry tea and then sue when you die of dehydration.
thoughts?
>>67539507
nice lat lad
>>67539546
WHITE BOIS CANNY FIGHT
if you have nothing to hide, you have nothing to fear. trust the state with masses of your personal information.
>Your Lovehoney order has been dispatched!
cheeky
*gets put on a list for browsing 4chan*
*doesnt do anything worth an arrest*
*nothing ever happens*
nice try globalists
never been to london and want to go
probably gonause train
how long should i go for?
>>67539581
Ahhhh talk soom shite laddy celts can go lak fuk jaunty
if I was a character on this it would have been called '15 Pints of Lager and ~8 Packets of Crisps'
>>67539526
You're so close
but far away
listening to a New Order album and i've just realised it's pretty much just a loop of incoherent repeating instrument noises for an hour and eleven minutes
>>67539630
wanked to the pasty underwear clip over and over
Why is Scottish N.E.D. Wave such a superior genre?
https://youtu.be/aLMU_84BLLM
i am gay hahaha
VAPID CULTURAL MARXISS
>>67539630
Is this the only thing to ever be set in Runcorn?
someone make me reminisce quick
>>67539622
yanks stat is impressive
>>67539518
Dats the joke. Tea is only a good source of hydration because you have to brew it in water. Anything could be a good source of hydration if you drink it with water.
It properly tickled me ngl
i am a nonce hahaha
>>67539622
>PER
>CAPITA
I thought this was a meme concocted by those cheeky Aussie lads during the Olympics
>>67539674
member ewoks
>>67539674
*saves this from bebo and shows all the lads on my sony ericsson walkman phone*
>>67539674
Member The Millennium Falcon?
getting gassed up listening to uk drill
how much can you really know about yourself if you've never been in a fight?
In the red corner Carl
In the blue corner, Gash
>>67539590
I don't really have anything to say so I'm advocating the removal of free speech.
>>67539674
Remember the golden days, the good old times?
i am a gay nonce hahaha
>>67539715
*BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPP*
>>67539591
hope you got a douche too ;)
me
>>67539756
all gays are nonces
This is a song to listen to while off your nut, gurning like a man possessed
https://youtu.be/gq9fGwJ_HQE
>>67539734
getting gassed up being all jewish and that
>>67539715
Were you a Bebo stunnah?
Were you a spicer?
Did you shar d luv?
Who was in your top 16?
doing a wank
What if two people tried to rape eachother at the exact same time?
>>67539674
biker mice from mars after school, eating a sherbert dib dab
the new g... bike
>>67539773
funnily enough i did, had one for ages but just fancied this one that squirts the water differently
how strange
>>67539785
excellent filename
>>67539744
i know im smart and charismatic enough to avoid conflict, though if i were to be assailed i would swiftly and surgically disable my opponent with ease
>>67539630
fuck me this show was DIRE
>>67539674
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65s9m5sLxWo
>i know im smart and charismatic enough to avoid conflict, though if i were to be assailed i would swiftly and surgically disable my opponent with ease
>>67539707
>>67539719
>>67539754
>>67539834
'no'
>>67539715
wew that morrisons bag had me going
gimmick idea: become aeroplane lad and strike up a friendly rivalry with train lad
air travel > train lines
>>67539843
>>67539674
That one time you let loose a floater in the public pool and had to hide it so you picked it up and threw it over the fence and nobody was none the wiser.
any lads in this thread? wahey
>>67539674
That'll be 5p for the freddo mate
Gimmick idea: Ignite my passion to be anti-plane as well as anti-train
>>67539843
Men and women aren't as different as we like to pretend
>>67539854
>>67539887
told my work colleagues that i spent the morning listening to an In Our Time podcast about Phenomenology and they simply had no response
>>67539807
dude drugs
Was fuming earlier but after a few beers and some choons im pretty happy desu
>>67539922
Haha dats a laff :LL
>>67539785
northern irish girl is the waifu
>didn't even vote
should give her wages to soldiers imo
>>67539920
you sound like a cunt
>>67539939
drugs
>>67539674
>>67539920
maybe speak up next time so they can actually hear you hun x
>told my work colleagues that i spent the morning listening to an In Our Time podcast about Phenomenology and they simply had no response
>>67539958
Yehhhhh mate yehaw wap,wap,wap
IIIII WAAAAAAAAS BOOOOOOOOOOORN OOOOOOOOOOON AAAAAAAA DUUUUUUBLIIIIIIIIIIN STREEEEEEEEET
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEREEEEEEE THEEEEEEEE ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOYAAAAAAAAAAAL DRUUUUUUUUUUUMS DOOOOOOOOOOO BEEEEEEAT~
Per capita, Benidorm has the most highrise buildings in the world
Doritos and spicy cheese dip mmmmmm
doing an ASMR gf listen while also doing a depression. Sorry state of affairs all round tbph
short redhead freshgirl girl stared at me as i walked past her from class and bit her lip, and then a minute later another short girl stared at me as i walked past too. if it was socially acceptable to stop strangers and talk to them i might not be a forever alone
>>67539999
Don't care
He who rides the pony must someday fall.
Kick, Punch, Slap
I Launch a Ferocious Attack
Chop, Stomp, Knee
I Make all my Enemies Bleed
Nut, Bash, Strike
My Strength Makes you Look Like a Tyke
Thump, Have, Break
My Foot Falls are Like an Earth Quake
>>67539996
Any blueies?
>>67540004
>doing a depression
16 year old normie's first weekend without a gf already turning to ASMR slags and self diagnosing.
Last night I dreamed that I was smoking cannabis with my friends
I thoroughly enjoyed it
>>67540003
neckbeard snack
>>67540030
Stole a few diazepam out me nans purse few here if yer lookin jaunty
doing a watching japanese porn
what if he died
>just snap out of it: the post
115mg of flubromazolam straight up the urethra
>>67540102
>you now realise the government tried killing him here
So lads
Any of you want to conversate with a primordial being?
How's it going la?
>>67540102
we'd have voted for a martyr and still be out of europe
>>67540102
unironically got the old noggin tocking
>>67540102
hillary would be president
VoHiYo
>>67540102
Maybe another meme would have taken off, more likely it would have still just been pepeposting.
yeah
yeah, yeah, yeah
im a prickkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
yeh, yeah, yeah
but im sickkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
yeah, yeah, yeah
have a kickkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
yeah, yeah, yeah, YEAHHH
8 inches of willy straight up the bum
>>67539663
literally knew the chorus to this as an 8 year old
commonly heard in the school playground
what a country
>>67540171
How's you this fine evening
>>67540128
why do politicians always seem to die in plane crashes?
Planning my next big move
MY COLLECTION OF RARE, INCURABLE DISEASES, VIOLATED!!!!
NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
is wanking to porn cheating on gf
>>67540171
too intense, 6 is the golden middle
>>67540139
Sunday Bloody Sunday'. What a great song. It really encapsulates the frustration of a Sunday, doesn't it? You wake up in the morning, you've got to read all the Sunday papers, the kids are running round, you've got to mow the lawn, wash the car, and you think "Sunday, bloody Sunday!".
need a fertile irish lass
>>67540180
THE
WEANS
SHES
TURNED
THEM
AGAINST
ME
>>67540180
alri fife
>>67540231
False.
did a post earlier and the captcha was CALLE CALLE
wasnt that fucking funny? didnt it just get your rocks off? didnt it rock your socks off? yu want these hands? because you will get them my friend if you dont fucking laugh at this post,
really funny post here, a good laugh about the captcha and a good "meta" laugh afterwards, really funny post here
>>67540184
I'm fine this fine evening, thank you
>>67540245
midlothian you teuchter bastard
lived in inverkeithing for a bit though
>>67540221
>>67540180
THESE WERE MEN WAE A TRADE
>>67540264
literally fife
Really need someone to do a cummy in my bum, I want to see it dripping out of my arsehole.
>>67540238
Back the fuck off buddeh
>>67540180
DEEZ WER MEN WID A TRADE
List of departments who may now access your internet connection records (IPs and website domains, not urls) with only the oversight of their department's "senior person"
source (page 212): https://www.gov.uk/government/uploads/system/uploads/attachment_data/file/473770/Draft_Investigatory_Powers_Bill.pdf
>>67540281
AYE BUT AT WHAT COST?
>scotland
Fuck off, can't stand hearing this "muh toyrirRres!"shit
reading night again lads
>>67540320
>Draft
call me when it gains royal assent
Fucking shitty island people with their shitty fucking cold personalities.
You fucks aren't even warm like Caribbeans. You're the shitty kind of island.
To all the scots: do you really call your willy your pintle?
>>67540320
what a time to be alive
>>67540320
You don't need to worry if you're a law abiding citizen :^)
>>67540369
It's no surprise that the far right are mobilising against George Soros – he's the biggest threat to their global domination
>bitch figured out I hacked her account
Looks like I'm getting arrested
There's a shit tonne of circumstantial evidence but there's no hard proof
>>67540369
jog on wasteman
>>67540357
>robert gordon
Always thought he went to Aberdeen.
This is fantastic news. Feel much better about my intellectual capabilities knowing that I'm not at the same uni as poleaboo.
>>67540423
Hope some Irish gypsy or Jamaican yardie rapes u in jail pal
>>67540404
>Irish
You're not that different from us, Tyrone.
( * )
do you lads think you would survive in prison?
Don't really care all that much if we're being honest here
How do we improve the British genetic stock?
>>67540320
no actual police ? just border protection. this is just common sense sharing information for counter terrorism/gangster related crimes
the part about getting done for piracy or wanking is a meme
>>67540320
Can they see what you post on 4chan?
No idea why anyone cares about that surveillance bill. I haven't done anything wrong, don't intend to, only reason youd worry about it is if you have things to hide
Due to some recent events, What.CD is shutting down. We are not likely to return any time soon in our current form. All site and user data has been destroyed. So long, and thanks for all the fish.
>>67540320
>299 pages
How the fuck do politicians have the time to read this shit?
>>67540476
Yeah man I've done time for stabbing some lad
''Twas juvenile delinquency however
>>67540499
territorial police forces
>>67540514
elitists btfo
>>67540404
>enjoy being shot
So simple and yet elegant
>>67540509
there's no hope for you.
>>67540497
get foreign gfs?
>>67540514
never heard of it
>>67540529
>not being able to read 300 pages in a couple of hours
>>67540497
2,1
Gonna give up the ciggies
'sie
>>67540497
You're missing balls between your legs.
Import some real men from Eastern Europe or the Caucas'
>>67540542
that's what I said. it's just to help the prossies coming in on shipping freights
>>67540476
Worked security in a home for delinquent kids, no I fucking wouldn't
>>67540560
Obviously but surely they have other duties to attend to.
>>67540500
not directly, but they can now prove you were "on the website" when a given post was made
>>67540592
they don't.
civil servants read and and summarise
>>67540583
it certainly wont be amerifats considering our men won more golds than yours in the olympics. when did the US become a cucked feminazi shithole?
>>67540497
wts sperm
>>67540583
That's what the Irish are for, to fill up Anglo wombs with paddy cum and create strong, virile mick children to be raised by single mothers
this thread is totally whack
ayy lads gonna put some more tobacco in me lip
anybody want a pinch for their nose?
Huge news breaking at midnight.
Embargoes on all papers until
Stay tuned and, as always, stay safe
x
Got called a vile slug in Waitrose
>>67540640
bro its totally out there dude
>>67539311
EL MARCIANITO 100% REAL NO FAKE
>>67540589
each metropolitan police department is a territorial police force. your local police dept can access the information
>>67540320
>The UK is literally a nanny state.
>Horseson Wells is rolling in his grave
>>67540476
icelandic prison
>>67540649
Giz a sniff Gis a buzz
>>67540666
not scotland though
>>67540102
We never would have had an EU referendum
Hillary would have soundly beat Jeb Bush
>>67540476
A lad i work with was in prison, the way he makes it sound its just working out 24/7 and making sure you dont upset any of the actual bad guys. Reckon id love it desu, 24/7 gym sesh sounds mint
Does anyone REALLY care about this bill thing? I trust the government 100%, it's for anti terror purposes
>>67540670
how can we be living in a nanny state if my nans dead and I'm an absolute state
>>67540649
Smoking it is a million times better
>>67540670
>what is the NDAA
>what is the patriot act
>highest incarceration rate in the world
ah yes, land of the "free"
*proposes a bill to ban yanks*
>>67540713
>I trust the government 100%
the absolutely STATE of your pineal gland
My da went to prison over in England before I was born and he said the hardest boys there are the old fashioned salt of the earth northernhard men, the IRA boys and the Jamaicans
>>67540730
all in favour say aye
wish I was a supreme court judge. seems like a higher position than even PM or president
14 quid for a bottle of febreeze? fackin bargain
fackin norvernas jealous of my expensive febreeze
>>67540746
wey aye pet
>>67539663
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4YXcY2aorc
>>67540747
fucking cromwell at it again
>>67540746
>>67540747
>>67540774
civil war when
>>67540713
Honestly dont care, our "rights" are just dictated by the gov anyways. They control us regardless and imo if this fucks over more muzzies then all the better desu
>>67540744
i got a mate who was in pen and he said somalians just shit in the showers
fuckers
>>67540705
scottish police are a territorial police force
>>67540622
That's because all the real men from the South were busy hunting and fugging your sex tourist slags.
>>67540635
>being a deadbeat dad
>alcoholic
>ginger
Go shoot up some heroin you English rape baby
>>67540713
police are overworked and understaffed as it is and our government is incompetent at best
Need scotland removed from my country
>I trust the government 100%
>>67540744
>And the Jamaicans
Yeah I'm sure they showed him how hard they were in prison
in bed trying to sleep and I can hear the brother listening to grime directly underneath me downstairs
>>67540802
Royalist represent
>>67540813
shut up
>>67540835
Need brits removed from my country
Maybe Soros is the good guy
>>67540650
it'll be some boring sex scandal
>>67540842
Ah das a gud wan u see? U outwitted me here smooth deval. You made me look a fool here my friend. Das a gud one.
>>67540718
no
Have tried it both drunk and sober and I just get an awful taste and cough
also dont get any nic
>>67540874
except your country doesn't want to be one country
sorry m8
>>67540874
sershlad rest in peace
>>67540713
i trust the current government (to a degree) to not abuse the information. i do not trust every government the british people may elect from now until forever, which is what this bill potentially affects.
>>67540357
RGWho?
fun fact: the last 4 letters of my phone number are 1488
want to hate fuck marina hyde
haha look at portugal he's so so cutie :3 want to stroke and pet him lads
>>67540874
>your country
getting them deals man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CJmeyc8lgI
Say hitler was absolutely bricking it lads
Why do we have a refractory period? I wish I could just keep wanking all day with no repercussion
>>67540719
>what is state rights
>what is putting criminal blacks where they belong
Even through all those restrictions, our most cucked state California Has more freedom than united kingdom of manlets
>>67540969
my phone number is mostly 7's
Might start on the old steroids
>>67540969
Doxxed you, Björn
>this is the secret news
>>67540969
mine is 07****74137
I really need some help
Wigging out about getting arrested again
>>67540978
>le irrelevant historical alliance meem
>>67540969
>>67541006
Fuck off Iceland, give us our fishing rights back or never post here again
>>67540996
blacks are responsible for literally all of your musical, cultural and sporting achievements, amerishit, which is why you inferior regressives are gradually being outbred and your women flock to superior britgods
>>67540874
saoirse ronan
princess of ireland
>>67541014
not a very good secret when they leave it on every bus and train
>>67541060
Let me think about it hmmm......
Hmmmmm......
No
>>67541059
Jealous?
>>67541059
you're just jealous because our alliance is twice as old as your country
>>67541060
no
having a crack at some crack
>blacks are responsible for literally all of your musical, cultural and sporting achievements, amerishit, which is why you inferior regressives are gradually being outbred and your women flock to superior britgods
>>67541087
FUCKIN ICELAND REEEEEEEEEEEE
Close my eyes, feel me now.
>>67541060
this 2bh
if it wasn't for them grimsby would still be booming
The future of this planet is at stake. We have got to bring together people to demand @realDonaldTrump listen to the scientists.
i'm completely and utterly in love lads and it feels amazing 2bh
>1 engineer killed
B T F O
>>67541183
hm?
>>67541183
He was electrocuted by a welding machine
>tfw 5'4 and built like an Icelandic machine welder
>>67541149
if it wasn't for us the the sea wouldn't still be booming
>>67541004
>>67541004
Ahh yes. Another episode of "Shamus fiddling with daddies drugs" again
>>67541066
>Sharian education
>Americans of Anglo stock are so cucked that our women are rushing to...Anglo men?
Oh wait...the same is happening in your country....
>Anglo's
>men
>Anglo's
>highest % of children born out of wedlock in EU
Top cuck
>>67541225
I'll electrocute you with a welding machine fish nigga
ah yes, the part of the thread where the sad cunts stop posting to save their mems for the next thread for increased (You) potential
>Americans of Anglo stock
No such thing
>>67541255
I'll boom something in your face you cheeky little prick
>>67541225
war is hell
>>67541262
>highest % of children born out of wedlock in EU
go cry to your pastor fuccboi
>>67541292
The other Icelander and I will spitroast you, batty boy
>Tfw 4'8 and built like an Icelandic fishmonger
>>67541291
You see those retarded southern rednecks with barely any teeth in their head? purest anglo genes in america
Last drag of the night
The secret to that one punch KO power
>>67541359
m8 your in a /brit/ thread, reckon we'll be doing the spitroasting desu senpai
>edgy /pol/ shit
time for bed
Sæmd er hverri þjóð að eiga sægarpa enn.
Ekki var að spauga með þá Útnesjamenn.
Sagt hefur það verið um Suðurnesjamenn,
fast þeir sóttu sjóinn og sækja hann enn.
>>67541383
And as I said, no such thing as Anglos in America
Hardly any Anglo-Irish either
when is the grand tour on
>>67541435
>>67541423
Majority of Americans of the south are of Irish and Ulster Scots descent
Explains the religious extremism and violence 2bh, used to be a lot of feuds between Irish and Ulster scotch clans
>>67541423
Oh no, please don't
*Gets down on all four with my arse up*
the gf
>>67541495
the fuck, was this all a ploy for gay sex Iceland?
gf has gone out drinking alone lads
is this out of order?
anyone played planet coaster? is it good? i autistically devoted myself to roller coaster tycoon 1 and 3 when i was younger
doing a wank
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=933126396
>>67541421
Shamberleaf
>>67541590
''''''alone'''''
doubt that very much lad
>tfw you have writers block on your semi-autobiographical novel
>>67541640
Ada boii
>>67541651
Yeah. she probably went with her girlfriends. It would be pretty boring drinking alone.
#fucksociety
>>67541433
The cod belong to us ice-boy
>>67541651
>>67541694
she's foreign and doesn't really have friends lads
i dont like the pigs i dont eat no bacon
>>67541342
Go cry to mommy about who your daddy is
>>67541291
You know all the annoying Americans who claim they're sueing and have their heads shoved so far up their ass it looks like a deformed pig?
Those are the ones with Anglo stock
Also
>who were the first settlers
>>67541737
what country is she from
>>67541737
what country
>>67541765
shut up riley we know you're a kissless ugly virgin in your late 20s lmao